What did he mean with this? Alphariusm manlet confirmed?

i'm a total 4kasual and eve I know that Alpharius is short.

>>53512284
Alpharius represents Emperor's inner manlet which bounds His divinity to material world and its affairs

>>53512312
Didn't know that
>>53512330
How grateful of him

>>53512284
Alpharius isn't even an inch taller than his biggest marines. There was a scene in legion in which one soldier could just barely spot Alpharius out of his men.

>>53512361
Did the Emperor pull some kind of sick jokes with him? No wonder he turned heretical

>>53512388
If you plan out a galaxy-shattering creation of demi-gods, wouldn't you get some laughs in?

>>53512388
If he was 13 foot tall he would have a hard time disguising as a normal marine and even more as a normal human. He is short (for a primarch) so you can't tell who is who, and so you would mistake him for even a regular, tall, human if he wanted to seem as such.

>>53512436
Now I'm imagining the other primarcs bullying him
>>53512463
Spooky

>>53512463
>ok, let's make the spooky primarch for the spooky legion
>uhm, I could give him chameleonic skin so he could turn invisible or some shit
>nah, let's make him a manlet instead

>>53512463
>Attack of the giant manlet

>purple and green
>erect
Thanks doc

>>53512549
>Alpha
>Spooky
They are spooks in the CIA meaning. NL are spooky.

>>53512284
>Alpha Legion have the tallest marines
>also have the shortest Primarch
Why do the Alphas respect a manlet?

>>53512361
But his marines were also bigger then usual marines. He's still a manlet by primarch standards though.

>>53512284
>>53512388
Read 'Legion' to find out why he didn't grow as much inside that artificial womb.

others grow in length others in brains

>>53515690
this

>>53512284
>purple and green
>erect

>>53515145
Because that manlet is taller than they are and isn't a giant freak, he's handsome tall, not awkward tall.

>>53515690
tl;dr?

>>53512284
>bald
>erect
>small

This makes my primarch become the big primarch

>>53515690

Because he had to share it with his also manlet twin?

>>53516270
Basically this: >>53516294

>>53516294
Thanks famiglia.