>A large bounty has been placed on the head of someone that

>>53499848
There's a large head somewhere on me, m'lady.

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I'll just get that sex change I've been planning on then.

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Put on a mask.

>>53499848
The only reason anyone would choose to dress like that is if they had no other options or a very particular fetish

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>a large bounty has been placed on the head of someone that looks nothing like you but has been drawn by a very shitty artist

>>53499848
>Kill self
>Collect bounty

>>53499985
Or because it's a photoshoot you dumbass.

>Party "turns you in", collects massive bounty
>rescues you later on

>>53500044
>spends immense resources on rescuing you
>turning you in barely pays for the brekout
>plus you're now actually wanted by the authorities

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>>53499848
>1) Kill identical look-alike. Hand the corpse over to the authorities. Explain the misunderstanding.
OR
>2) Become a lich. They won't be able to identify me if I'm a skellington.

>>53499848
That's a godsend! I can track the man down, turn him in for reward, plus frame on him everything I did earlier, plus everything I'm gonna do along the way. Hell, I'll be damned if by the time I actually get him the reward isn't doubled!

>>53499848

Picture related.
It's a bounty hunter.

>>53500029
>or a very particular fetish

>>53499848
The villain in the chainmail bikini doesn't look like me at all! For example, my hair is darker.