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Who is/are the most intimidating elf?

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Who is/are the most intimidating elf?
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>so intimidating that an entire army thought he was a fucking god
>so intimidating that the big bad himself didn't want to fight him
Somebody /thread me. I'm very confident in this post.
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>>53491718
Trick question.

Elfs are pussy coward faggots and can't be intimidating, no matter the setting.

You want intimidating, you get nice, manly dorf.

>>53492062
>literal demigod literal murderhobo who fucked everything up
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>>53491718

Gonna go with only decent elf I know....Cacame Awemedinade Monípalóthi
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>>53491718
Oberon

Or Santa Claus
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>>53496914
>elves are all faggots like the memes commands
>but Tolkien elves don't count
Dwarffags, everybody.
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>>53492062
feanor would also pass as a pretty intimidating elf, considering the whole genociding my fellow to loot their ship, then fucking to mortal lands to pick on literal satan
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>>53496914
>>53497029
Ok, we raise elf king of dwarfiest dwarfs that ever were ever made.
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>>53491718
>Elves
>Intimidating

Pick one.
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>>53491718
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>>53496914
>>53497576

These faggots can't even humor the thread topic before spouting memey bullshit.
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Good enough for government work.
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>>53491718
That one horrible canon OC Donut Steel Elf from the Forgotten realms comics that had her Alignments split into a Drow and a Moon elf, and then fused back together into a single OC donut Steel Elf race.

**With the combined sexual experimentation appetite of BOTH RACES I might add.**
**Every issue she ever showed up in in the canon FR comics after this had her arm in arm with another fucking guy she was fucking the shit out of.**
**It's a very good thing this never occurred in a manner that involved the entire alignment spectrum else they'd have effectively made Slaanesh.**
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>>53491718
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>>53491718
David Bowie
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>>53492062
/thread
No point continuing
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>>53497868
>DIO
>elf
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>>53492062
I came here to post Fingolfin and am quite pleased to see someone else did it as the first post.

/thread
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>>53491718
orcs
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Sometimes they wear the hide of a giant white lion they slew with their own hands. Sometimes they ride chariots with them. They are tall and have big two-handed axes because fuck you, taste elfish steel.
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Cacame Awemedinade, warhammer wielding king of the Creation of Ferns dwarves
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>>53492062
Eärendil was pretty badass too
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>>53491718
He makes potions so strong that they can kill dragons.
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>>53498931
>DIO
>David Bowie
Are you, uh...are, uh...you, you, uh...huh?
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They may not look like it, but these guys are complete bullshit.
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>>53491718
if you ever find one let me know
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>>53491718
I know that you just wanted to post that pic, but I'll respond anyway,
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>>53491718
All elfs are intimidating to lumberfoots because they're so graceful and superior.
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>>53496914
>You want intimidating, you get nice, manly dorf.
Literally midgets.
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>>53500095
I actually posted just to see how long it would take for someone to post >>53492062
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>>53491718
Is there a booru for Ribbon stuff?
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>>53499531
>first time seeing this image
>my sides

I'm dying.
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>>53500426
Are you satisfied?
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>>53500495
Honestly, I feel simultaneously satisfied and cheated that it was the first post, but am enjoying the other answers as well.

Like, wtf is this.
>>53497827
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>>53498931
David Bowie is Kira not DIO
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>>53497359
You know, that could almost make for an interesting setting detail: Elves and Dwarves exchange rulers for a couple decades every century in Order to keep the peace.

Of course this is just pasting a Sitcom trope over a fantasy setting.
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>>53500428
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ribbon
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