Who is/are the most intimidating elf?
>so intimidating that an entire army thought he was a fucking god
>so intimidating that the big bad himself didn't want to fight him
Somebody /thread me. I'm very confident in this post.
>>53491718
Trick question.
Elfs are pussy coward faggots and can't be intimidating, no matter the setting.
You want intimidating, you get nice, manly dorf.
>>53492062
>literal demigod literal murderhobo who fucked everything up
>>53491718
Gonna go with only decent elf I know....Cacame Awemedinade Monípalóthi
>>53491718
Oberon
Or Santa Claus
>>53496914
>elves are all faggots like the memes commands
>but Tolkien elves don't count
Dwarffags, everybody.
>>53492062
feanor would also pass as a pretty intimidating elf, considering the whole genociding my fellow to loot their ship, then fucking to mortal lands to pick on literal satan
>>53496914
>>53497029
Ok, we raise elf king of dwarfiest dwarfs that ever were ever made.
>>53491718
>Elves
>Intimidating
Pick one.
>>53491718
>>53496914
>>53497576
These faggots can't even humor the thread topic before spouting memey bullshit.
Good enough for government work.
>>53491718
That one horrible canon OC Donut Steel Elf from the Forgotten realms comics that had her Alignments split into a Drow and a Moon elf, and then fused back together into a single OC donut Steel Elf race.
**With the combined sexual experimentation appetite of BOTH RACES I might add.**
**Every issue she ever showed up in in the canon FR comics after this had her arm in arm with another fucking guy she was fucking the shit out of.**
**It's a very good thing this never occurred in a manner that involved the entire alignment spectrum else they'd have effectively made Slaanesh.**
>>53491718
>>53491718
David Bowie
>>53492062
/thread
No point continuing
>>53497868
>DIO
>elf
>>53492062
I came here to post Fingolfin and am quite pleased to see someone else did it as the first post.
/thread
>>53491718
orcs
Sometimes they wear the hide of a giant white lion they slew with their own hands. Sometimes they ride chariots with them. They are tall and have big two-handed axes because fuck you, taste elfish steel.
Cacame Awemedinade, warhammer wielding king of the Creation of Ferns dwarves
>>53492062
Eärendil was pretty badass too
>>53491718
He makes potions so strong that they can kill dragons.
>>53498931
>DIO
>David Bowie
Are you, uh...are, uh...you, you, uh...huh?
They may not look like it, but these guys are complete bullshit.
>>53491718
if you ever find one let me know
>>53491718
I know that you just wanted to post that pic, but I'll respond anyway,
>>53491718
All elfs are intimidating to lumberfoots because they're so graceful and superior.
>>53496914
>You want intimidating, you get nice, manly dorf.
Literally midgets.
>>53500095
I actually posted just to see how long it would take for someone to post >>53492062
>>53491718
Is there a booru for Ribbon stuff?
>>53499531
>first time seeing this image
>my sides
I'm dying.
>>53500426
Are you satisfied?
>>53500495
Honestly, I feel simultaneously satisfied and cheated that it was the first post, but am enjoying the other answers as well.
Like, wtf is this.
>>53497827
>>53498931
David Bowie is Kira not DIO
>>53497359
You know, that could almost make for an interesting setting detail: Elves and Dwarves exchange rulers for a couple decades every century in Order to keep the peace.
Of course this is just pasting a Sitcom trope over a fantasy setting.
>>53500428
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ribbon