/cyoag/ - CYOA General

>>53473700
WHERE ARE THE HOGS

>>53473700
Be Wizard.
Use magic to win over waifus

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>>53473700
>Somebody decides to use your CYOA as the thread image
Truly, the best feeling.

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>>53473740

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>>53473762

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>>53473781

>>53473700
What happens if i choose Tiny girl?

>>53473846
Get or be. Your pick.

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>>53473700
>3D was a mistake.

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

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>>53473846

>>53473857
Well the choice is obvious then

Please post my cyoa

>>53473988
you post mine first

>>53473999
i asked first

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Time to post a classic.

>>53474009
that's why you need to deliver first

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>>53474011
And don't you dare post the fucking teamwork edition.

How many 40k CYOAs are there? Including Jumpchain.

>>53474206
tree fiddy

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As promised in the last thread, here's a small sampling of girls who almost made it into >>>53471764, but for whatever reason didn't.

Admittedly, the most common reason is my incredibly autistic standards for "visual distinctiveness" and insistence on making all the backgrounds feel very "day-to-day" (i.e. no "unbelievably" extraordinary individuals) making it difficult to come up with unique personalities for many without intruding in any way upon niches already taken in one way or another by the existing girls, background or character-wise.

>>53474465
anon your autism is out of control

>>53474465
I'll take tree girl.

>>53474568
you can take only one girl

>>53474568
good for you, there's an enormous amount of really bland solo porn of her out there

>>53474582
God dammit. Why do they ruin themselves like that?

>>53474598
because they don't really care about your perspective on whether they're ruined or not

>>53474607
>muh subjective morals

>>53474465
jesus this is like when the Alice guy finally snapped

>>53474630
it's funny how something as basic as the idea that a person can do what they want with their life always triggers people

>>53473747
A

>>53474465
On the one hand, it is appreciable that you put that much thought into picking the camwhores for your CYOA, especially compared to other waifu choosers (and let's not lie to ourselves, that's what this is). On the other hand, I got to agree with >>53474561, your autism has gone too far. Many of those girls are perfectly fine. You are making a CYOA people are going to at best masturbate to and then forget about and much more likely ignore, not casting roles for the next big TV show.

>>53474638
I am the Alice Guy. Anon's GF has been my first big work since.

>>53474660
Well, that explains it then.

>>53474660
Holy shit.
Just want to say I enjoyed the Ultra Devoted Alice Challenge. I don't think anyone else has attempted it.

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>>53473875

posting etch version

>>53474660
Didn't you ascend to the statosphere as the Waifu Autist? What are you doing on Earth?

How would /tg/ feel about a text based Cyoa?

Because I'm making one, kinda short, but with textboxes too full to be comfortable.

So I dunno if I should just write it down or workaround and make it more legible (and possibly longer).

>>53474713
they have wifi up there now

>>53474715
how would you feel about watching movies without sound

>>53474713
Even Gods feel the urge to interfere with the lives of mortals.

>>53474701
Thanks! I'd hoped that someone would. I can't say I'm not a little bit disappointed most people found it overwhelming, but I guess I got nobody but myself to blame.

>>53474715
I'm fine with text based CYOAs but some people discount them.

>>53474465
I'd take the geeky muscle girl. Maybe make her into something that requires a lot of diligence, like painting miniatures or 10 hour megagames?

>>53474660
And suddenly everything is clear.

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>>53474781

>>53474825

Do you think Elijah Wood found a way to make the CYOAs real and gained immortality? It doesn't look like he's aged since the '90s.

>>53474736
Actually sometimes I do watch them.
Depending on the kind of film it may even have a better feel.
Obviously that's only the case with outliers but still.

>>53474747
Having lurked a bit I know that, unfortunately.


Anyhow, I have some stuff in the works.
I will get back to you once I've seen how long it is near completion.

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Gallery project from the other thread.
I hope this proves the doubters wrong.

>>53474980
Just like Araki or Reeves.
Maybe they actually did and they just don't share, what a bunch of dicks.

I probably wouldn't share too though.

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>>53475047
The template for anyone trying their hand at it.

>>53475047
Well, it's its own thing. I guess most of those wouldn't make it past Alice Anon's psychotic standards due to either being too unusual (world class snipers, Olypmic athletes, crazy backgrounds, etc.) or too pretty, but we do know that he's psychotic so at least that's firmly established.

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How do you guys prefer waifus/husbandos in cyoas? with their personality clearly defined by the author, only their archetype so you can fill in the rest (like tsundere or yandere) or a mix of both?

>>53475075
Yeah, I don't think anyone in their right minds should aim to out-autism AliceAnon. Let him do his thing, be awed at the results, and stick to normal person stuff.

>>53475047
>Marie
>That dress
Nice 'purity' there.

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>>53474711
I always liked this one.

>Life Wizard
>Healing Specialist
>Summoning
>Plant Specialist

Nothing fancy, just moving to the woods and summoning a bunch of dryads to live the good life with.

If that wasn't an option though (and as I'm assuming society has reverted to more of a city state kind of thing given communications are probably down) I'd make a deal with a suitably accommodating ruler, to serve as a healer and makeshift hospital for their city (which helps keep me young and powerful anyway) in return for making a forested clearing in the middle of their lands (giving me a place to dwell with my companions and guards).

>>53475082
I prefer all companion options to be clearly defined.

>>53475047
Honestly, I feel like most of those are either too out there to be a good fit for the existing 14 girls, who had a very strong theme of "feeling like people you might realistically encounter", or feel too similar to one of them already. I can't speak for anyone else but I found the main appeal of >>>53471764 to be how *grounded* most of them felt, which this doesn't do for me. It feels like those could've easily been regular anime waifus with pictures picked from /s/ instead of /a/.

I guess Eloise, Miko, and Zoe feel like they might've made it. The rest, if I'd wanted someone like I'd just pick an anime girl.

But that's just my opinion.

>>53475082
Personally I prefer when they are somewhat of a blank state, but with one or two details fleshed out.

Random example out of a military mech cyoa I have in the works:

>Pick your support officier

>Sergeant Pines
>A grizzled man, very professional, a real tough guy. Will support you at his best, but is very strict on the discipline. He secretly loves cheesy action flicks and sappy old-school romance films. He keeps it hidden to keep his image.

>>53475047
>>53475075
>>53475151
Throwing my lot with these guys regarding the girls' believability. No offense, but I think you might've gone too far with trying to use the pictures as an indicator of each girl's "unique personality". In the end, rather than feeling like real people, each one feels like a caricature of someone who's insanely good at whatever habit it is they're shown to be engaging at. The fact that they're all said to be world class practitioners also makes them feel less relatable. >>53475151 puts it well with "if I'd wanted someone like [that] I'd just pick n anime girl."

>>53474745
It took me like 3 hours to do.
I saw her, anon. I saw her past the veil. She called out to me.

>>53474642
I want to bang your mom, but I don't want to get syphilis. What do?

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>>53475047
What's the point of giving them 3D pictures when they all sound like they came out of an anime? A genius slutty ex-nun? A world-class sniper (who just so happens to look like a cutsey girl whom I can assure you hasn't been on the same continent as a battlefield a day in her life)? An "Israelian" (the term is Israeli) secret agent? It's not like we're exactly lacking for waifus.

Posting an actual CYOA for a change.

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This thread could really use a genie gallery.

>>53475249
Do it 3 or 4 more times and divine powers shall flow into you.

>>53475151
>>53475187
Why the comparison though.
Should all non-anime CYOAs fit in the same niche? It's just the accompanying pictures.

>>53474715
I will skip right past it.
>>53475047
Either gonna pick slutty nun with big boobies or The Trump's wife (based off images). Sad you didn't include best girl she looked so innocent and cute.
>>53475082
I prefer it when I can not take them to get more points.
Clearly defined is better.
>>53475315
Make it.

>>53475082
I prefer a description but it can be a short written section, a list of pros/con (like Fulcrum) or an in character speech from them, so long as I get a glimpse of personality.

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cyoAdventures
real pictures << anime < western art

cyoWaifus
Western <<< real <<<<<< anime

>>53473700
This is the most difficult CYOA I have ever laid eyes upon.

>>53475315
Yeah go ahead and wait for it to be in autosage then do it.

>>53475082
I prefer them to tell me about themselves in person, but no one's made a CYOA like that yet.

>>53475090
I mean, it's not like groundedness adds much. It's just a flavor, it can be as good or as bad as any other flavor. It's just a personal hang-up he has.

>>53475334
>>53475395

From what it sounds like a lot of people seem to associate the "groundedness" with the pictures of real girls. Which I do agree are complimentary qualities. I suppose if you ignore it just kinda feels like you switched the anime pics from a bog standard CYOA with some camwhores, so it loses a lot of uniqueness+loses points from those anons who automatically prefer 2D.

>>53475387
Zodiac Brides amongst others does

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>>53475434
Letters technically aren't in person.

>>53475395
Seen in that light it's actually pretty impressive AliceAnon managed to pull off that level of groundedness. From Alice, I got the impression he was more into zany anime stuff.

>>53475434
I mean actually in person. Like I could feel them up if I wanted to.

>>53475457
Fine, the angel and demon one then, where you have both in person introductions from them and pros and cons.

>>53475464
I wanted to distance myself from The Game of Alice as much as I could within reason. See how well I manage to pull it off.

>>53474568
>>53474774
Out of curiosity, of the girls I've posted, which 7 do you like best, and why? What about them struck you as truly, visually unique? What emotions and/or thoughts did they inspire in you? What did you feel they'd have added to the existing roster of 14 girls that was "missing"?

If I make another expansion, maybe I'll take your opinions into account.

>>53475321
Are you saying I can become an Eldritch waifu by doing it more times?
I was thinking of doing a new run today since the author is back, using the secret "be the waifu" cheat code

>>53475544
>using the secret "be the waifu" cheat code
There is one?

Also: DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

>>53475544
I'd be honored to see your results.

>>53475521
>AliceAnon is literally incapable of communicating without adding at least five questions to every statement

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To Carcosa I go.

>>53475047
beatrice best gurl

Anon's gf was better but it's still fine for a quick cyoa

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>>53475047
>No 2d.

>>53475743
For the record, what'd you like better about anon's gf?

>>53475521
You know, Aliceanon, you'd get way more responses to stuff if you didn't make every interaction with your words feel like an exam.

>>53473747
>>53474711
Life Wizard
Death Wizard

Healing Specialist
Enchanting
Wildshape

Living Death
Enchanting
Summoning

I'm master of both life and death

>>53475047
>tfw your girl doesn't make the cut

>>53474465
The blond on the right that almost made it is Alison Angel. You should have no trouble finding alternative images of her if that's what you need.

>>53475819
It's not fun. You need to call an ambulance, it's stressful as shit, everything's covered in so much blood you don't know how to provide treatment and you keep thinking she might literally die in your hands, you're filled with guilt that you might be somewhat responsible for it through something you did or didn't, and in the end she's more likely than not to hate you for stopping her. Either way, the odds of you remaining together is slim.

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>>53475772

>>53474660
Your obsession with 3D is offputting.

>>53475552
>>53475569
Neat.
Would anyone be so kind as to post the cyoa? I know you/he added a butt section since I did my last run.

>>53475857
The Game of Alice was intended to provide a very well-rounded, thorough experience creating a girl which felt like she could've come out of a manga. I just wanted to take it in a very different direction. One early idea of mine was to add an optional "filter" type page by which each one is some kind of supernatural being or monstergirl, a la the Game of Alice appendices, but it felt like that'd be exactly taking away from the game what I aimed to put in it. /cyoag/ has enough monstergirl choosers.

>>53473747
A

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>>53475887
There you go, anon. A gift from me to you. It's the latest version, complete with several typo fixes, the butt section, and the addition of a "Shy and Demure" personality type to better emulate a popular anime archetype.

>>53475891
>/cyoag/ has enough monster girl choosers

That's where your wrong friend

>>53475787
Uhh like everything from variety through balancing and fleshing out pros and cons to more believable personalities. Anon's gf didn't have milfs but you went too far and made both of your older women way past their primes.

>>53475887
Lord have mercy on your soul.

>>53474044
>Mechanon
>Not Bliss

At least it wasn't teamwork edition...

>>53475933
I remember when this first came out. Why is there so much more stuff now? That's nuts, man.

>>53473700
Be Wizard! I want to fly and stuff.

>>53475933
Whenever I see that I feel empty inside. I don't think I ever put as much effort into anything in my life as this autist put into his RYOA.

Rolled 8, 10, 5, 5, 10, 6, 3, 2, 4, 4, 4, 3, 7, 2, 9 = 82 (15d10)

>>53475933
Thank you anon.
>>53475961
It's alright anon. Can't get any worse.
And now to get ready to be told to stop posting several times.

>be the waifu cheatcode activated
It'll take a while before I make the first post, gotta read the intro again
Using the Super Hardcore Alpha rules because I need at least two points in case I roll to be black and/or fat.
I can't immediately find how many die I need to roll so let's roll 15 and hope it's enough. Using the "convert a D10 to a D5/D20" rules.
I'm skipping the DLC because even if I want to be the Eldritch waifu I don't think that's an option, and I don't want to be a naga.

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>>53475926
>>53475913
So, shipfu harem?

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>>53475967
Superior version before autismfest?

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>>53475926
Old version.

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>>53476160

>>53476075
>Using the Super Hardcore Alpha rules because I need at least two points in case I roll to be black and/or fat.
Pff, wuss. How do you expect to ascend like that?

>>53474465
This is bizarre. As far as I could tell, the original CYOA had no visual distinctiveness whatsoever; it looked like something you'd put together with ten minutes' worth of searching on Flickr or Pinterest. It is deeply, deeply odd to me that you went through hundreds of photographs to put together something that like looks like a fairly random sample; it makes me wonder whether I have some variety of "people-blindness" which is preventing me from recognizing the noteworthy attributes of the people in the CYOA.

>>53475521
That's a big ask. I'm not sure they're my top seven, but the ones who stood out are the pink-haired girl, the muscle girl, the pair of black girls, the blonde with glasses, the girl with the hat, and the one who looks like the Statue of Liberty. Pink, muscle, and the black girl with glasses are obvious as not conventionally attractive. The fit black girl, hat girl, and blonde girl are both conventionally attractive, but their pictures manage to really give a hint of personality. Statue of Liberty is an even better example - her picture says "genuinely quirky" rather than forced. She sees a decoration and she wants to do something with it.

The others feel too generic, except the Hijab one, who just feels fake, and the bunny girl, who feels like she's trying way too hard. On the other hand, the Slav in a coat is close to a standout. Something about her just says "generic cute girl," though.

>>53475933
God bless your autism, AliceAnon. It warms the cockles of my heart to know that there are people as absurdly dedicated to their minute and societally-judged-as-meaningless pursuits as you are.

>>53476211
>It is deeply, deeply odd to me that you went through hundreds of photographs to put together something that like looks like a fairly random sample

You'd be surprised by how much thought can sometimes go into making something look like no thought went into it. Just ask any hipster who spends three hours every morning picking their clothes JUUUUUUUUST right so they'll look like he totally "just pulled whatever rags out of the closet he first grabbed".

>>53476269
I have a stressful job, I need to take care of three grandparents, and my girlfriend shares what can sometimes feel like tragically few of my geeky hobbies. Everyone needs something focus on.

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>>53467883
Thank you!

kurwa we're not in the 90s anymore, slavs in tracksuits are history

>>53475047
Danni is pretty clearly the best choice. I wish you'd added the pic of Aden Rose, though. I'd have loved to have seen what you would have made of her.

>>53476188
I really don't want to be black or fat. I'll only use the Love coins if absolutely necessary.
I will ascend.
I will become one with Alice.

>>53476269
>cockles

kekles

>>53476304
What's your job again? I remember you said something about computer security years ago?

>>53475082
First-person perspective is the best, in part because it avoids stilted, abstract descriptions of behavior and personality.

>>53475819
Which one?

>>53476304
>3D normalfag girlfriend
See this explains the 3D obsession.

>>53476406
It's something of that sort.

>>53476417
>3D normalfag girlfriend

No man deserves such a fate.

>>53475913
>>53475926
>>53476104
>>53476160
>>53476179

Time Kidnaped
(Already modded:(...) Aversion to suicide HMMMMM)
Drone Control(so I can essentialy leave ship while my central nervous system is safely protected)


Shipfu1:
Feeling
Comfy
Ship's Choice
Deredere
Role Focus
Ship grown
Human Focus
Companion: Ship

Shipfu2:
Fighting
Holo bridge
Ship Choice
Tsundere
Builder Focus
Replicator
Past
Companion: Ship

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>>53475985
>>53476058
>>53476104
You okay?

>>53476417
She's not a normalfag, it's just that our particular eccentricities don't precisely align. She's more into avant garde art and music than I'm. Very much a museumgoing type, but a lot of the time I feel like I just can't bring myself to be as excited about modern art as she does. We converge at enough points that I feel the differences serve to make things interesting rather than set us apart. Frankly, I think it's for the best. Over years of being together, someone who's just into the same things as I might've started to feel stale. With my girlfriend, I can always count on learning new things or finding new subjects to talk about, since even after all these years I still haven't began to scratch the surface of everything about her interests I don't understand.

>>53476420
>tfw somewhere out there is a company/government agency who has no idea that their precious data is being guarded by a guy who writes 70 page long theses on waifuism in his spare time

>>53476471
Yeah, I just couldn't get that post right

>>53476316
I hate to be that guy, but what's this from?
iqdb and Google refuse to tell me anything.

>>53475098
It's pretty standard ex-nun wear from my experience. I knew a nun who got excommunicated. Terrible tragic story of nun who yelled at bishop she was fucking for fucking another nun without telling/inviting her... during mass. No subtlety in that girl AT ALL. (Bishop was just quietly re-located of course. Hey, at least he was fucking the nuns instead of the choir boys.)

There were three things that defined her:
1) God damn, she was hot, she knew it, and dressed for it. Even before they kicked her out, that was the tightest 'habit' I've ever seen.
2) She was a total con-woman. Said she was just using the skills they taught her in the convent for her own purposes.
3) When asked "isn't that against some kind of vow or something", her response was "fuck'em, they kicked me out of religion, so they don't get a say in what I do anymore. Want to buy a satellite dish and hacked card? Free Pay-per-view and best selection of channels you're going to find!"

All in all, the only thing I find unrealistic of Marie is that she gives a damn about staying pure, but I supposed if she left on her own instead of being given the boot, she might still have some sentiment left over for them.

>>53476435
2D girls are awful, though. There's no depth to their personalities - what you see is what you get. Not to mention that they're shallow, and their jokes always fall flat. Speaking of flat, I hope you like pancakes, because their tits and asses are so flat they may as well not exist. And to top it all off, there's the paper cuts.

>>53475047
>dropped out of the monastery
>out of the monastery
>the monastery
>monastery
>monastery
>A nun
>monastery

I think you mean 'nunnery' there, chief, or possibly 'convent'.

>>53476304
Well, bless you all the same. I've never been much of a writefag despite being a /lit/ regular and having delusions of novel-writing, but I think I may give Alice a shot. If nothing else it should be a good exercise.

>>53476554
Wait. There are nuns who are NOT old hags?

>>53476576
>I think you mean 'nunnery' there, chief, or possibly 'convent'.

Definitely 'convent', a 'nunnery' is old slang for a whore house.
*looks at picture*
Okay, maybe nunnery.

>>53476559
I'd rather have someone flat than someone I have nothing in common with other than the third dimension.

>>53475682
'Tis a fearful thing to fall into the hands of a living god, anon.

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>>53476482
>She's more into avant garde art and music
>Giant hipster
>Not a normalfag

>>53476595
Did you think they just sprouted from Nun seeds fully withered or something?

>>53476595
Well, briefly there were at least two. They both got kicked out of the church though, so I don't know if there are anymore. No idea what happened to the other one after they got the boot, the one I knew hated her guts and wouldn't talk about her.

>>53476482
I'm sorry, AliceAnon. Your view is too mature for /cyoag/. I'm afraid you must leave for the real world.

>>53476482
Having nothing in common with someone is going to lead to boredom, senpai. Nobody wants to talk about something they have no interest in for their entire lives. You come across like you're justifying an emotional reaction with logic after the fact.

>>53476559
to be honest most 3D aren't that interesting either

>>53476554
>Standard
>Nun was fucking the bishop
>Standard

>>53476629
No. I just figured they only enter a convent once they're long, looong past their prime.
It's not like anyone is born into a convent.

>>53476656
That possibly is standard nowadays.

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>>53476482
You got a good thing dude, I'm jealous.

>>53476690
He's gonna be crying here when she breaks up with him. Won't be the first time you see a CYOA maker do that.

>>53476666
I mean, some nuns enter into the convent while pregnant, and some get impregnated in part of it. That's where the legends about succubi and incubi come from, you know. Obviously a demon sucked the semen out of the bishop and impregnated the nuns with it, and that's why they look like his kids. Why would you think anything else?

>>53476647
We do have things in common (e.g. we both like many of the same kinds of movies, we both like video games, we both like computers, we both love hiking and fishing together), just not in every way. She doesn't like most types of anime, I don't like her types of painting, for example. And even so, I've managed to get her to enjoy some of my favorite ones, and I did enjoy some of the galleries she's taken me to.

It is possible to enjoy talking with someone who isn't your mirror image. As I said, I personally find it to be even more rewarding, since I love learning new things, and thus far I've never exhausted her supply. The only thing you need is to find the correct balance, which I'd like to believe I did.

>>53476683
It was standard in the Middle Ages too. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>53476719
Nobody said anything about a mirror image. You're being criticized for your girlfriend being a hipster normalfag, which is true, and your idiocy over thinking shit you plain don't like is gonna stay interesting for you once the young love wears away.

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>>53476359
Speak for yourself I still wear mine occasionaly

>>53476719
You don't get it AliceAnon you're the only person in the world who isn't a vapid bimbo/chad and therefore anyone who doesn't exactly share your interests is just as stupid as everyone who bullied you in highschool and if you think you can get along with them that just means you're deluded!

>>53476731
>>53476683
Not really, excavating old nunneries and such, only some of them end up with a bunch of dead fetuses.

>>53476750
Why do you strawman after the other guy posts? When you do that you're the only one that looks like a retard since their opinion is already out there.

>>53476703
I can't imagine the retention rate for such cases being very high.

Just noticed that my post ended in 666. Heh.

>>53476757
i feel a small amount of pity for you right now

>ITT bitter neckbeards buttblasted that the same person can out-autist them in every way while still having a normal life and girlfriend

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>>53475933
>>53476075
>8, 10, 5, 5, 10, 6, 3, 2, 4, 4, 4, 3, 7, 2, 9
>secret "be the waifu" cheatcode

>Name: Alice Schmidt
>Sex: F

>Age: [8] + [10] = 10 years older
+1 Build, +1 Cup size
Okay off to a bad start already!
I'm dumped into a 3X year old woman's body, with no chance of experiencing young love, watching my body and mind mature or dream of marriage and children in my twenties.
Instead I get to be a Christmas Cake and no doubt leave my young male coworkers frustrated when I come by their desk to assist, forgetting how easily 'startled' they are by a woman with my body. Ara ara and all that.

>Job:
I'll assume I magically complete my current education and score a cushy job after university, and have since climbed the ranks. I've got a nice little office, maybe a secretary even.
>Background: [5] = Siblings, [5] Younger sister
My sweet baby sister still in her twenties! What a cute little muffin, so young, so innocent. Still worrying about dates and landing a husband and popping out some kids.
I'm totally not envious of her youth and optimism.
I really wanted to be a teen and explore female puberty. Both for fantasy and scientific reasons.

>Personality: [10] = [6] + [3]
Calm and collected plus Thoughtful and flighty.
Conflicting traits that can work together: I might be the boss at work but that doesn't mean my "underlings" and I can't have fun banter.
And nobody plans a birthday party better than I do!

>Intelligence: [2]
Not that smart huh?
Alright alright, I don't think I'm that smart right now. I forget stuff easily, no biggie.
Stupid computers not working, and having to spend too long reading articles is what I'm used to.

>Hobbies: [4], [4] = [4]
I'm into music.
I finally got my stuffs together and learnt how to play the bass huh. It's a good thing practice is often late at night or I wouldn't have time with my job.
It does make me miss more band sessions than I'm happy with. I'm behind the others for sure.

>>53476775
I pity your parents. Usually these guys who try their hardest to act superior to everyone else are the lowest of the low, so considering where we are, you have to be some sort of turbo-neckbeard.

>>53476731
Doubtful. Human nature hasn't changed, but societal mores (not sure if that's the right way to put it) most definitely have.

>>53476550
etotama

>>53474642
Allowing people to do what they want with their lives doesn't mean you can't morally judge them for what they do with that freedom.

>>53476785
Shouldn't you be answering all those autistic questions?

>>53475047
Close call between Miko and Kirsten. I think I'd ultimately go with Miko, because she seems like she could still be dominant and take care of me, but she'd never be bitchy about it like Kirsten might. I certainly wouldn't mind reaffirming her self-esteem, probably with lots of spontaneous touching/groping and telling her how great her body is. She'll know I'm telling the truth because I'll do it with no prompting whatsoever and it'll be obvious that I really *can't* stop myself from touching her.

>>53475082
Clearly defined. I like details about what they're into, what role they'd want to play, what role they'd want me to play, and so forth. Of course, that does carry increased risk that there will be something I don't like, but if there isn't and the details are all good, the end result is much better than just having something like "This is the yandere option, make up the details yourself."

>>53476794
:3

>>53476803
Much appreciated.

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>AliceAnon, with grace befitting a supreme being, responds to constructive criticism of his CYOAs yet ignores bitter trolls
>We all have much to learn from AliceAnon

>>53476904
Is this hero worshiping thing the new shitposting?

>>53476803
That thing has a sheep nurse. They know what I like.

>>53476848
Making moral judgements about hair dye or something else insipid like that only paints you in a bad light. The fact that you even think this is a moral issue shows you have issues.

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Rolled 7, 10, 7, 4, 7, 3, 6, 7, 8, 8, 1, 6, 9, 2, 9, 6, 3, 7, 4, 7 = 121 (20d10)

>>53476785
4, 3, 7, 2, 9

Ah shoot I forgot the extra roll to music!
>Music: [4], piano
Okay so I told a white lie! I wish I was cool and in an alternative rock band. It would fit so well with the "cool boss lady who actually rocks out hard after hours" personality I'm going with but alas!
It's the boring piano.
Because I'm a boring person.
At least the piano can play solo...

>Skin color: [3] Deeply tanned
Yep! I hardly have to spend a moment in the sun before I get a delicious tan - and it doesn't fade during winter!

>Eye color: [7]: Blue
Beautiful blue eyes that contrast so well with the tan skin. It really brings out the eyes even with no makeup.

>Hair color: [2] = Black
I'm not a fan. In my youth I dyed it blond and I was quite popular, but it screamed ditzy bimbo with my blue eyes. Then I switched to a deep brown but eventually couldn't be bothered when I started working more hours.
The hair takes damage easily, too, as sad as it may be. I am not ruining my hair line!

>Height: [9] = Much taller
Using a Love coin to bring the roll down to a [6] = 150-170 cm
I'm a dapper 172 cm!
Tall enough to look boss-y and stare down my underlings in short heels but not so tall I can't wear high heels on dates.


15 dice was not enough...
I still much rather be an artistic teenager of the "girl next door" variant...

>>53476914
It's an old meme to treat AliceAnon like some kind of god. He just hasn't been around for years so nobody bothered.

>>53476848
uh, no, that's the opposite of allowing them to do what they want

>>53476937
Stop forcing your stupidity on us.

>>53476904
I feel like there's a missed opportunity for an anime about a guy who achieved Buddhadom through obsessing over waifus.

>>53476950
>observe anon as he realizes the guy he wants to argue with made sense but he doesn't want to give up his position anyway

>>53476916
That quote chain had nothing to do with hair dye, though.

>>53476937
How is criticism actually stopping you from doing something? Unless you're guilty, in which case that's your own conscience.

So if he's so memey, why isn't this guy in any of the CYOA creator CYOAS?

>>53476983
He is.

>>53476987
Do you have it? I thought I had them all collected but clearly I don't

>>53476978
no, that would be peer pressure, not conscience

and i thought it was *omg moral judgement*, not criticism

>>53476914
The joke is that writing the Alice Game was such an insane endeavor it somehow turned him into a god.

>>53477008
If you can be peer pressured into not doing something you probably weren't really deedicated to it in the first place.

>>53477008
There's no way you're sporting a triple-digit IQ.

>>53477032
I prefer to call it the Alice Thesis in consideration of its length and professional tone.

>>53477073
but the peers in question will still whine about it if you do do it, and here we are

>>53477095
>the ability to solve a bunch of logical and spatial puzzles in a span of time as good as a bell curve made up of other people has something to do with social self-awareness
you're a fucking idiot

The reason AliceAnon's girlfriend is so weird is because he random rolled her using his generator. That was his first and last miracle, and in finding enlightenment he received a true girlfriend.

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>>53476852
Later, I think. Easier to answer when you have all the info.
>>53476918
>7, 10, 7, 4, 7, 3, 6, 7, 8, 8, 1, 6, 9, 2, 9, 6, 3, 7, 4, 7

>Build: [7] + 1 = Chubby
Using a Love coin to go back down to [7] + [10] = Curvy with +1 Cup size
+1 Cup size, +1 Butt, hips thighs
Ara ara in deed. My entire body is built to be bred. A large buxom that tapers down into a thin waist and widens out again as you get to the shapely hips, buttocks and thighs.
It should be illegal for me to wear formfitting clothes and walk next to traffic or anyone handling heavy machinery.
On the bright side all my male underlings work so hard when they see me walk by. Unfortunately the women are catty and trashtalk me any chance they get. I don't have any female friends.

>Breasts: [7] + 2, + [4] = E-cup
I was popular with some as a teenager.
The teachers always forced me to sit in the back. They said I was... distracting when I raised my hand.
I've had all too many girls sitting next to their boyfriend's staring daggers at me.

>Butt: [7] + 1 = Wide
Luckily it is slightly easier to find pants than it is bras. Slightly. They just don't make pants like they used to.

>Distinctive features: [3] + [6] = 13 = Tattoos
Love points spent, screw that. I'm not permanently scarring my own body with color. It's cool if you like it but I don't.
I'll take Freckles, because freckles can be highly cute. Not the kind that covers your entire face and makes you look freaky like with some gingers.
Just the cute kind that go well with a tanned body.

>Special features: [7] + [8] = 17 = Pet, [8] = a bird
Some weird bird my lil' sis asked me to take care off while she went on a trip to Rome with.... ech, "Dave".
The bird grew on me and she let me keep him because she decided to move in with, ech, "Dave".

>>53477008
>Someone who says that they don't like my lifestyle is literally mind controlling me into obeying them.
Are you a child?

>>53477206
You're spending far too many Love Points, anon. Without giving yourself fully over to fate, why should fate endow you with mystical waifu powers?

>>53477008
Judgement is a form of criticism, tardo.

>>53477153
Shoulda spend his coins better.

>>53477214
wait, you actually don't know what peer pressure and morality mean, do you? :3

>>53477255
>Cat face
Alright, that's the signal that you're shitposting.

>>53477246
Clearly, spending any Love Points would disrupt the magic. AliceAnon is the waifu entropomancer.

>>53477246
>tfw turns out Alice Anon's hipster girlfriend is a rich genius supermodel nymphomaniac
you never know

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>>53477206
>1, 6, 9, 2, 9, 6, 3, 7, 4, 7

>Weird sexual features: [1] = Buxom is better, [6] = add a cup size.
Right, I forgot! I'm actually an F cup. You forget when they're that big.
I'm just glad gravity is on my side.

Alright I cheated and looked at the DLC to check if my roll would give me something I'd like.
I get the choice between an alien which I can totally wing as being Eldritch, or a kit-girl.
I cheated again and checked, there is not an Eldritch option.

>My daily life with Alice

>[9], kit-girl
>Tails: [2], one tail
I'm not that old. I haven't gotten my cool powers yet. But one day I'll be able to shapeshift, and I can look just the way my future husband/wife wants me to!
It'll be great!
There's also the possibility for great hijinks. Pretending to be their sibling.
Lots of kinky stuff too that I dare not write with the NSA reading along.

>>53477262
>say 0 relevant things, only trying to rile up others
>they refuse to be bothered by your idiocy
>pick random thing as a lame excuse to run away and conserve what dignity you have left (actually none)
you must know a lot about shitposting, this is masterful, anon

>>53473700
I choose tiny girl

Is Alice Anon even still on board are we wanking off a dead horse by now? Is he going to disappear for another year?

>>53477372
I hope.

>>53477372
Well, the first time he disappeared for so long he returned with the waifunomicon, so there's what to hope for.

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>>53477224
Look, I'm sorry. I don't want to be as tall as I am now/taller, as a woman.
I think tattoos are dumb unless you have a good reason to get one, like you beat cancer or something.
I don't want to be fat either. It comes with a plethora of awful personality traits.
I'm sorry.

BONUS QUESTIONS ROUND:
>Age, 3X
I didn't think it was that odd to still be single when I hit 25. The whole "you're a christmas cake now, no one wants you" didn't face me.
Not at first. I focused on my career like an idiot, and now I have all this money with no one to shower in gifts.
The dating life isn't exactly fun either. Why can't everyone just be old fashioned romantics that want to settle down with one person? Why do they all have to be sluts?
The cute young boys seem to think I'm some kind of bossy and domineering lady. I just want a cute young inexperienced boy to tenderly dominate. Maybe one of the interns at work. To lightly flirt, drop suggestive comments and make them sweat a little when I'm leaning on their desk and assisting them. Making them wonder if I'm oblivious.
Catch them staring. Call them out on it.
Apparently I am okay with this, being a boss lady seducing her employee. Huh.
But I digest: Questions!
Without a boy/girlfriend that "got" me, there's not much I can answer. I don't know how old they are. Well, if they were to be an intern, they'd be somewhere around 23-28 I suppose. Young and cute. Tender, untouched meat.
I would definitely not want a casual thing. Why would I want that? Romance is the best.
>you're certainly not Alice's first boyfriend
R-right. Yeah. Totally. I got laid SO many times. Uhuh. For sure. I know ALL of the sexy moves.
>Still a virgin - if so, why?
Wow that's a super personal question, narrator-guy. Look, if your heart doesn't go doki doki is it really worth pursuing? And I don't want to be spoiled goods... you gotta lose your virginity to your future spouse.

>>53475047
Please indicate their sexual experience. Some of us wouldn't date non-virgin girls.

>>53477526
Virgins: Marie, Beatrice, Zoe, Sara
"Experienced": Miko, Kirsten, Diya, Shaniqua
With the rest having had maybe one or two experiences.
But that's just my interpretation. Feel free to have your own.

Which author would make you the saddest if they disappeared forever?

>>53477586
Stephan King. Somehow it still feels like he's got so much more to give.

>>53477566
Thanks anon

>>53477586
Rob Liefield

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>>53477518
>Siblings, younger sister.
My deer dumb young sweet little sister.
She's adorable. She wanted to take care of kids and knew so from a young age. It's funny: Shouldn't I be the one who wanted that?
All those nights spent babysitting her and keeping her safe from the scawy mownsters under her bed.
And now she's all grown up! Working in a kindergarten. She's always talking about kids.
I'm definitely not annoyed that my unused ovaries are shriveling up in protest.
I bet she's going to have a kid soon. With ech, "Dave".
She's so much better than him. He's a dumb suit working for a dumb bank. She can do better. She's so sweet and caring, even if she's dumber than I am.
We don't talk as often as we should. I'm bad with keeping in contact.

I'd never tell him but I'm happy she found someone. And I'm happy she got a fat diamond ring! No more young boys hitting on her when I'm standing right there... )at least I get to stare at their ass when they're busy with her.)

>Personality: Calm and collected, Thoughtful and flighty
I learnt to stay calm in tough situations when I babysat my sister. You would not believe how much stuff babies are willing to put in their mouth! You can't eat glue!

I give great gifts if I may toot my own horn. I try very hard to pay attention to details, and spend my limited brainpower remembering it.
The smile on a person's face when you give them the perfect person is a gift in itself.

>Intelligence: Not very
Look I don't care what some dumb piece of paper test says. I will always believe that, at the end of the day, the person who is motivated and willing to put in the work will beat the smart one.
Working against your own limitations says more about who you are than being able to solve the problem quickly.

Okay not really answering questions so much as using my weaponzied autism

>>53477701
>weaponized autism
You're playing a game made by the autism equivalent of Tsar Bomba, you'll do fine.

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>>53477701
>Hobbies: Music, piano
I will always fantasize about going on a stage, wearing my stiff pencil skirt and jacket, then ripping it off revealing a super tight and slutty outfit that will make me regret it in the morning, then playing to my heart's content.
But no. I just play classical, slow music. But it's soothing to listen to, and my mind goes numb as my fingers take over.

>Skin color, Deeply tan
I'm very happy with my skin. It's smooth and gives off the false impression that I'm at the beach more often than I am.
>Eye color, blue
Again, perfect contrast with the darker skin color
>Hair color, black
Same reasoning as before.
>Height, 170 cm (or whatever I wrote)
Yep, I am no goofy onii hiding my horns!

>fat is a complex
I'm gonna stop you there. I am not fat! I am curvy! And screw the ladies who ruined that word!
I'm thicker than a bowl of outmeal dammit, I don't want to be lumped together with those lumpy clouds.
I'll have you know I've caused far too many guys to walk into lampposts because they kept staring!
And I don't need no diet I'm perfect. The only thing I'd ever consider changing is a breast reduction. I'll get nasty back pain eventually.

>Breasts
They are huge. Huge is an understatement. They are the first anyone sees when they first meet me, and the second time they meet me... okay, it's the first thing everyone sees, always.
It's gotten to the point where I've started wearing a band to make them look smaller. As much as I like the attention from the interns I still have to put up a professional appearance.

>Butt
It's perfect. Perfect cushioning but shorts are impossible to find. Men's sizes are way too lose and dull to look at.

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You people claim to love your waifus but is your love strong enough to propel you into getting job as writer for her show so that you can write your superswole selfinsert in and have her fall in love with you so that everyone in the world can witness your love for your child waifu?

>>53477818
she looks weird without bruises and bandages

>>53477858
>Watching nupowerpuffs.

>>53477858
you don't waifu grills affected by your creations, it's incestuous

>>53477526
Please don't indicate their sexual experience. Some of us aren't autistic enough to need a girl's sex life spelled out for us and can imagine our own ideal level of experience.

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I think anon was right. There's no portal in the sky sucking me in, no Angel behind me knocking me unconscious and swapping around my soul.
I used too many coins. I played with fire and got burnt.
>>53477720
I'm kinda getting bored now. But since I realized I'm apparently into being a boss lady hitting on a younger boy, I'm gonna look at Gentle Femdom waifu builder cyoa next.
>>53477818
>Distinctive features:
I'm glad I never let myself get talked into getting tattoos. It would not have looked good.
Instead I have some adorable freckles that my underlings joke about making me look "so young and innocent, like a farmgirl seeing the big city for the first time". They're probably just trying to score some points.
And it's working.

>Special features: A bird
I already told the boring story of how I got my bird. He's chill. He can take care of himself and I let him out of the cage when I leave home.
I nearly had a panic attack when I came home one summer day and forgot I left the window open. But there he was, sitting on the fridge and eating from my cereal box.
Dumb bird. I love him.

>Weird sexual feature: Tig ol' bitties
Yep. Even more stacked than I thought.
It's too big. Much much too big.

>MonMosuAlice: kit-girl, one tail
Okay I know, I only have one tail! You don't have to bring it up all the time.
It's a sensitive topic. I'm just a little kid compared to the ones with more tails, and my mom still treats me like a baby just because she has four....
She hasn't aged a day for as long as I can remember. I think she only had three tails back then though.
It'll be decades if not centuries before I can change appearance. I might need some breast reduction surgery before hand - I am not waiting that long to fix things with magic.

I admit, I like pranks. I like banter and making my underlings think they're in trouble. But they play along so it's okay!

I gotta run now, I need to light some scented candles for my small home-shrine.

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...And it's done.
6th page, mystery boxes and all.
There's still a few spelling errors and such, but unless they're so major they make understanding things too difficult, I'm probably not gonna go back and change them.
I spent most of this morning pushing through the last few pages and I need a fucking break.
So, without further ado, I present to you, my friends, the completed War of the Zodiac Brides.
See you next time if I actually decide to make another of these.
01/08

>>53478090
It's shit.

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>>53478090
02/08

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>>53478112
03/08

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>>53478129
04/08

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>>53478149
05/08

>>53478090
Finally, something worthwhile this thread.

>>53478129
So, does Abirathi want to be worshipped or want to worship? Or both?

>>53473700

>Be Wizard
>implying I am not one already

>>53478230
Sure and i am a tiny girl

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>>53478174
06/08
And apparently this one was too big so I needed to make it smaller to post.
Sorry in advance.

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>>53478254
07/08
And the promised mystery boxes!
Door #1

>>53478254
>And apparently this one was too big so I needed to make it smaller to post.
Assuming it's because of filesize, you could've posted a JPG.

>>53478286
Yus

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>>53478286
08/08
Door #2

>>53478229
A Little bit of both.
Wing Worship is her favorite. She wants to smother you in feathers.
>>53478295
Well, see that would be the smart thing to do...

>>53478330
Even more yus

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>>53478254
Here's a JPG version as >>53478295 suggested.
Hopefully, it's easier to read this way.

>>53474711
>Occult Wizard
>Fortune Specialist
>Hypnosis Specialist
>Enchanting Specialist

I start off buy selling lucky trinkets. Rumours of their effectiveness will spread, mostly on their own and occasionally with a mental push. In time I'll supply the whole town and subtly promote ideas like "don't be a dick". I imagine that this alone will bring far more prosperity than my fortune magic ever could.

As I study to prolong my life I might add divination spells to my trinkets though in time I am sure that by encouraging forward thinking, flexibility and compassion my magic will no longer be needed.

>>53478090
Decided not to change Vitality?

Anyway, the two mystery boxes are fun, but I think I'm still going for the Gemini twins.

>>53475047
>Dina
>Slavic

Mexicans aren't Slavs just because they're wearing tracksuits.

>>53478430
What if shes slavic mexican

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>>53478422
>change Vitality?
...I fucking forgot.
Welp, I did point out the War could hypothetically last long enough that you'll actually need the extended lifespan...
Hooray for cop outs!

>>53478330
So he has literal wood?

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>>53478452

No.

>>53478464
Did you just assume her gender?!

>>53478129
>FFM
I don't get it

>>53478535

Two girls, one dick.

>>53478535
Futa futa mfuta

>>53478535
FFM stands for Female-Female-Male, a type of threesome with 2 women and 1 man.

>>53478535
It's a porn/smut tag for female-female-male. Meaning they're into threesomes.

>>53478535
Feeling Froggy Man

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>>53478090
>B-04 Beauty
>your image of the ideal male form. Yes I said male, why are you looking at me like that?

post the .png on google drive or somethin

>>53478535
Finite Frequency Multiplexing. It's a technique for broadcasting multiple stations on the same channel at the same time. Where multiple stations means multiple women, and the same channel means your dick

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Let's continue the autism.

FYI guy who handles the drive, it's not titeld "generic waifu builder." It's called Gentle Femdom, and there's no reason to have a cyoa titled "generic" in the same folder.

>>53478646
xD

>>53478254
What other minor houses are there?

>>53478646
>there's no reason to have a cyoa titled "generic" in the same folder.
Oops, that was an accident, it's fixed now.

>>53478646
Dunno, "Generic Waifu Builder" seems like a much more appropriate title.
I mean, there's so many ways to build a clear sub with this...

>>53478646
>Call it a femdom cyoa
>It's not only about femdom
The complain seems correct to me

>>53478646
>Be the waifu cheatcode
Build one, fantasy mode:
>Age: High school
I'd prefer to be younger to experience puberty. Then again, I don't want to experience my first period. I'd rather be accustomed to that already.
I just think it would be cool to notice my body changing.

>Size ratio: Shorty
The girl's gotta be shorter, everyone knows this.

>Build: Regular
I'd always pick legitimately curvy but that's not an option. Definitely flat stomach, fat is disgusting.

>Breast size: Bee stings
I'm going by image not text. Those are much closer to average. As great as it would be to have huge breasts it wouldn't be practical and it invites stares.

>Butt and hips: Child bearing
Yes

>Facial features: Cute
Sorry author but no other option is remotely good to me.

>Hairstyle: Buns
>Skin tone: Fair
Not darker that's for sure.

>Sex drive: Regular
As hot as it would be to go full yandere this isn't the fetish build. It wouldn't be fun to have sex drives that don't match.
I acknowledge clingyness isn't attractive.

>Romantic attitude: Mostly equal
Apparently I'm okay with both submission and gentle femdom. So, it'll depend on the mood and the other person.

>Personality traits: Charismatic, Feminine, Romantic, Pragmatic, Kind-hearted, Idealistic, Laidback
Basically I picked how I wish I were and dialed down the yandere fantasy.
I just want to make someone happy, really.
Little unsure if I should take Laidback or not, but I don't think it'll hurt. Kinda odd she's reading 1984.

>Fetishes: Bondage 3x, Cuddling 3x, Being on top
Welp already out of points since I want the option for both ways. I don't think this is an effective system. Pet-play, orgasm denial, rape-play, oral, frottage and milking dry are things I all want but can't get.
Being on top is the most important one though. I want to physically show affection through controlling the speed. I could go on and on about how great that would be.

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>>53478464
His skeleton is made of the same wood as the Throne.
Also yes.
>>53478601
No judgment, Anon. You do you.
And then let me do you because that's some enticing kitty-cat boy-pussy.
>>53478801
>other minor houses
Uhhh...
I didn't actually bother making any. Ophiucus is a weird sign because nobody can agree whether it's an actually sign or not. So I made it a weird exception where it's technically only as powerful as the vassal houses of the other signs, but also technically it's own House that doesn't answer to any other.

>>53478912
>Hobbies and interests: Reading, gardening, painting, anime, hiking
Reading because I need to do that more, gardening because it's constructive and seems fun, painting because I've always wanted to learn how to draw but I am much too lazy, anime because I'm here aren't I, and hiking because it's a physical thing to do with a partner, and you get to see stuff.
Can't stay at home all day.
I'd also have wanted running (to stay fit), cooking (because I gotta be the best, and preparing a partner's favorite dishes has got to be great), and instrument (same reason as painting).

>Extre features;
None are interesting at all.

>Inhuman traits:
This is a non-fetish build so it's probably best not to, unless this is somehow urban fantasy world instead. If so I'd be boring and go Fluffy tail + Animal ears to be a kit-girl, or Great horns + Lizard tail + Scaly skin + Sharp claws to be a doragon.

>>53478090
Great job! Congrats
>>53478254
Just a quick correction: in "The Role of the King" the last sentence has a typo. "mass extinction evident" should be "event"

>>53477858
This fiendish desire is why I want to get into voice acting.

For the incredibly small chance that whoever I voice would end up with my waifu. I'm afraid I'd only get cast as a villain though.

>>53478978
aww, i liked that typo

no fun allowed

>>53479000
If that happens, you can...rerecord...some choices scenes where your waifu is tied up and at villain's mercy.

>>53478254
>Not taking the throne will destroy two worlds.

Damn it Sebastian, you're supposed to make me WANT to take the throne.

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>>53478286
>>53478601

>>53479091
it's not his fault you're severely mentally ill

>>53478090
You really delivered and I appreciate that.

Now to pepper you with annoying questions!
If you don't mind.

If I take the M-06 Skill Elixir, will it enhance my already-possessed skills of psychology, communication, persuasion and manipulation?
Also does it help me in learning S-12 Domination faster?

I'm looking for a diplomatic victory where I convince most of the girls to yield, and only have to physically engage with the more crazy/violent ones.

>>53479071
>Rape my waifu.
Good heavens anon, that is simply not okay.

The only good thing that would come from me voicing a villain would be the chance to kill all those other unworthy fucking bastards who dare to walk upon the same earthen ground as her. Her perfection is beyond them in every way, and every moment those worms live is another I spend in agony. They need to burn so that she can live in a purified world.

>>53479111
I understand why causing the apocalypse is a bad thing that I certainly won't do, but taking out two worlds at once has its own merit.

How many people can claim to have destroyed two at once?

>>53479164
*Mooseflex, not moonflex. Here's her blog http://moosefix.tumblr.com/tagged/me/page/17

>>53479158
when i was a kid i ate an entire oak tree from roots to tallest leaves

i did it so id have a stupid story to tell

the tree was kind of bitter and the story is stupid

>>53479164
You act like that one flaw doesn't destroy her value as a human being utterly. You cannot live with that kind of person.

>>53479192
Holy fuck settle down there Hitler shit dude calm down

>>53479000
>000.

Son, you best be ready to vocaroo.

>>53479261
You don't know shit about SJWs. You're asking people to live with someone who hates them for their sex and possibly their race. It doesn't work. It's not some simple 'political difference'.

>>53479313
Is it all just one guy who posts these strawmen? I don't want to think we have more than one autist like this.

>>53479330
>I don't want to think we have more than one autist like this

Half the anons here are autists

>>53477858
>imjewish.wav

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>>53479111
Why wouldn't you want to destroy a bunch of chimpanzees who can't even use magic?
You're just doing the universe a service.

>>53479330
>>53479261
It's an obvious parody you idiot.

>>53479281
What do you want said?

>>53479355
You propose you live with someone who hates men and never, ever, mention anything tangentially related to manhood that'll trigger her? Your marriage is gonna explode. Violently.

Spend a day reading Salon to see how these people think. She's liable to blow up at you for making tacos, they just got a fucking place in Portland shut down for making burritos since those are 'cultural appropriation'.

>>53479365
Anon, it would kill both worlds.

That's what makes it appealing.

>>53479360
>half
>implying anyone in here isn't autistic

>>53479380
Yes, as I said, it is a strawman.

>>53479405
I like to think that there was like one or three dudes who got lost in here on the way to the kitchen.

>>53479408
See >>53479398

You don't have a meaningful relationship with someone by walking on eggshells, virgin.

>>53479409
That's not what strawman means. Holy fuck, you're an idiot.

>>53479454
t.SJW

>>53479433
Personally, I get all my dating tips from r/incels

>>53479433
http://www.snopes.com/2017/05/26/cultural-appropriation-portland-burrito-shop/
http://www.wweek.com/uncategorized/2017/05/16/kooks-serves-pop-up-breakfast-burritos-with-handmade-tortillas-out-of-a-food-cart-on-cesar-chavez/

>>53479454
You don't use SJW to describe someone who is socially liberal or 'progressive'. It's a term for the full retard tumblrite crowd like this.

>>53479475
Never bringing up anything related to anything that pisses them off over the course of an entire relationship, more like. Have you spent a long time with anyone at all?

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>>53479399
>Suicide is appealing
It really isn't when you have literally all the superpowers and can do anything.
ZBG said outright you can genocide everyone on Earth, so I went with that.

Alice Anon, if you're reading this, please, please, please, for the love of all that's holy, make that girl be as sweet and geeky as possible and the biggest SJW in the world. I want to see the tears flowing when those autists read it.

>>53479454
>Starbucks Marxists
>Human

>>53479497
everyone on earth includes you therefore you committed suicide

>>53479497
is that image covered in braille

what does it say

what does it mean

>>53479497
>Settling for one world.

I understand not wanting to die or end up frozen in space, but for some it is the sense of artistic integrity that matters. No job left half finished.

>>53479508
Then both they and you are retarded. There's a difference between "I mind gay marriage." and "THERE'S SEVENTY BILLION GENDERS AND IF YOU GET MINE WRONG YOU'RE A BIGOT."

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>>53479516
I don't think it works like that.

>>53479537
I think the fact that even people you are ostensibly agreeing with don't ever talk to you should show you that your type of hyperbolous crap isn't well liked.

>>53479562
I like the image in
>>53479537

>>53479509
>Actively despises large portions of the populous
>Sweet

>>53479129
I'm sorry it took so long.
It would probably have been a month ago if I hadn't started it right before Persona 5 came out and I wasn't such a manic-depressive headcase.
As to your question, yes! M-06 increases all of the abilities you had before taking it along with allowing you to learn new ones like they were second nature.
It will literally make you walk better, if that makes any sense.
Also,
>psychology, communication, persuasion and manipulation
Holy shit Anon, what the fuck are you doing here? Shouldn't you be out taking over the world or something?

>>53479558
what you think is irrelevant, it is all about semantics and what is stated and what is not, if it is not specified that it does not include you then it includes you

>>53479580
If someone was actually talking about nazism maybe it'd have a place.

>>53479593
>CYOA
>what you think is irrelevant, it is all about semantics

holy fuck, this is like the "no fun allowed" image that became famous on /v/, and incredibly elegant and descriptive example of the autism that plagues a place

this post should be framed

>>53479534
Language is defined by use. If most people who use the word use it to mean anyone who is even moderately liberal, then that's what the word means.

>>53479628
Prove that's how the majority use it.

>>53479622
sorry mang, if you want to play by rules that aren't in the CYOA you are playing your own version of it, not the actual CYOA built by the author

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What has to be done to save these threads?

>>53479628
That's still not what it watermellons.