Xeno will be canon in 8th edition.

>>53467117
I disagree

>>53467117
Aren't Necrons meant to be herms?

>>53467117
I wouldn't be surprised
>>53467393
No, they have kings and queens, where the fuck did you get the idea that they were hermaphrodites?

>>53467453
My Chinese cartoons!

>>53467453
>they have kings and queens
>queens
Like?

>>53468289
Like Xun'Bakyr aka The Mother of Oblivion.

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>>53468289
Xun'bakyr the Mother of Oblivion, Phaerakh of the Maynarkh Dynasty as featured in Imperial Armour Volume Twelve: The Fall of Orpheus.

>>53468322
>doesn't look like a skeleton witch
0/10.

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>>53468347
Not sure what to tell you.

>>53468419
>boobs
For what purpose?

>>53468740
Identity and decoration. No worse than a fancy crest on your head or some other personal affectation.

>>53468740
Do you even need to ask?

>>53468322
quality waifu material

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>>53468740

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>>53471643

>>53467117
>Inb4 the tits have death viruses locked inside of them or fall out as grenades.

>>53468740
You'd think that male lords would have gold dongs then.

>>53472275
they have giant shoulders and huge golden loincloths

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>egyptian undead space robots
>now with tits

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>>53472275
Think about it.

The male overlords go out of their way to be as flashy as possible, why wouldn't the female overlords try and push their femininity by adding distinct features like boobs or hips?

Necrons are vain as fuck, hell, Sezeras gave himself spider legs for no discernable reason other than "I really like our construct tech."

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>>53472578
>Lord, why have you replaced your legs with a gravitic sled?
>DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M THE PHAERON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>>53472599
>I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
Also, checked.

>>53472578
Due to the Necrontyr worship of death and status, the Necron bodies were meant to invoke an image of death and absolute power.

Boobs and hips are signs of fertility as in an abundance of life. So the C'tan and the Necrontyr responsible for engineering the android bodies would not add them.

>>53472599
>Destroyer Lord
>Phaeron

Pick on.

The moment a Phaeron shows signs of being a destroyer, he gets kicked out. Sane Necrons view modifying their bodies as something distasteful and they view f the Destroyers ranges from disdain to fear.

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>>53472622
>Be Lychguard
>Tasked with cleaning Overlord's servers while he powers down for the long trip
>Find unusual amount of bloatware
>Feel uneasy, one should never question his lord
>Curiosity takes over
>Scan the hallway for any of his court
>No targets detected
>Open a particularly large file
>It has only one unlabeled folder
>Open that
>It has only one foldwe labeled, "Do not open"
>Open that
>And so begins a string of folders labeled with warnings and threats declaring a curse upon your programming
>Finally get to the last folder
>"McAfee Antivirus"
>Open it
>It's filled with over six trillion .png's
>All depicting Necrontyr Skeletons with rotary blades for hands
>Audio sensors pick up a faint "Reeeeeeeeeee!" in the distance

>>53472711
>Sane Necrons
>Sane
>Necrons
I'll let you chew that one over for a minute. Also, checked.

>>53472777
Anrakyr is legit 100% sane with no faults in his engrams.

And praise Grandfather Nurgle.

>>53468740
Some Necrons wanna return to flesh, or at least have remnants of their past lives.

>>53467117
Nope!
in 8e, the kike in kikery wardery is kill and base terminecrons instead of fucking clown retard nucrons will be back!!

>>53472947
Are you alright? It looks like you're having a stroke.

>>53467393
Read Imperial Armour 12,where they mention a female pharaoh, or the devourer, which has 2 women who were probably lesbian into each other when they were flesh

>>53476901
latter one has a cryptek and a lychguard specifically

>>53476944
>>53476901
You guys are forgetting the Phaerakh in the novel that was transformed into a Flayed One.

>>53468322
Skeleton. Tits.
Skeleton tits.
Skellytits.
Oh my.

>>53468322
>that waist
S T I C C
T
I
C
C

>>53468322
I mean, I'd fuck her, but that's not a very high bar to pass.

>>53472694
They would if they were horny.

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>tfw necrowaifus are a thing

>>53467393
Go back to Furaffinity.

>>53472694
Try reading up on some ancient religions. You wouldn't believe how many goddesses are both life giving as life taking. Starting with Hel, Kali, Persephone, all the way back to cthonic cults and ancient sumeria/mesopotamia.