Stat me

>>53457981
Again?
Are you trying to spot how many brits are on /tg/ or something?

>>53457981

>Vulnerability to fire

Ultimate Waifu/10

>>53457981
This is going to go poorly, and end up as a shouting match between the French and Catholics vs The English and Protestants.

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take ur pick

>>53457981
>/jean d'orc

>>53457981
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment

>>53458074
Not everything can have Owlbear stats.

10 wis
1 int
2 str
8 dex
4 con

>>53457981
3 Str
4 Per
6 End
7 Chr
6 Int
6 Agl
8 Luc

-4 Str

>>53458765
-10 HP

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>>53458765
I got the muscle girls posting alert. You rang?

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>>53458900

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>>53458900
This triggers the fetishfag/nu-/tg/.

>>53457981
2800 Attack, 2000 Defence

>>53459611
>new /tg/ is the fetishfag one

You know why the rule of 'don't spoiler porn' is in place right? Even when it was in place it wasn't strictly enforced for some time.

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>>53457981

>>53457981
Glorified cheerleader/10

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>>53459611

>>53457981
Godlike tits

Name: Joan D'Arc
Career: Ex-Knights Errant, Knight of the Realm
Wounds: 14
Fate Points: 4
Attacks: 2
WS: 48
BS: 23
S: 39
T: 41
Ag: 45
Int: 31
WP: 47
Fel: 60
Skills: Academic Knowledge (Genealogy/Heraldry), Animal Care, Animal Training, Command+20%, Common Knowledge (Bretonnia), Disguise,Deceive, Dodge Blow, Outdoor Survival, Ride, Speak Language (Breton, Classical)
Talents: Etiquette, Seasoned Traveller, Specialist Weapon Group(Cavalry), Strike Mighty Blow, Virtue of Chivalry, Suave and Coolheaded
Trappings: Heavy Armour(Common Craftsmanship Full plate), Lance, Sword, Shield, Destrier with Saddle and Harness, Icon of the Lady of the Lake and Heraldry

>>53460730
I feel like Joan should have some sort of special rule on Fate Points. Also I think the WP should be up there with the Fel.

>>53461158
Yeah I think you're probably in that case
WP: 58

Special Rule: Joan may forego a Fortune Point to Rally the People near her and grant them the Fearless, Unsettling, and Strike Mighty Blow

>>53458045
Needs more cannons.

>>53457981
Was Joan of Arc actually insane?

>>53463637
Always needs more cannons.

>>53465044
She certainly believed that God was speaking to her.

>>53460573
>Rosbif detected.

Ferme ta gueule, putain.

>Albions
>perfidy

Pick both

>>53457981
To all the frenchies and brits, remember that you are both second fiddle to the US

>>53465044
Most people who say they hear the voice of God or an angel or Satan or the Planet's Life Essence are.

And by most I mean all of them
Like seriously, why the fuck would an omnipotent entity waste time talking to one person only to tell them what they ant done by humanity?

>>53459611
>That one dude with fucking super hand strength.

>>53465874
If you were omnipotent and time truly meant nothing to you why wouldnt you?

>>53465946
Why wouldn't you just talk to everyone then?

>>53466032
To fuck with people
That's what I'd do if I was omnipotent
Just run experiments all day
"Ok this time I'll try talking to that peasant woman... Interesting she went off to war"

>>53457981

High Concept: Savior of France
Trouble: FUCKING HERETIC!
Asp 1: Viva La France
Asp 2: Damn Dirty Brits
Asp 3: Pants are win.

+4 Empathy
+3 Rapport, Contacts, Will
+2 Fight, Athletics, Physique, Provoke
+1 resources, notice, lore, Ride.

Stunts
Best Foot Forward
Demagogue
Indomitable

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>>53459611
>"My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!"

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>>53466802
>a challenger approaches