Fuck Marry Kill: Nurgle, Tzeentch, Khorne

Tzeentch
Tzeentch
Tzeentch

>>53450015
Fuck Khorne, hatesex is best sex
Marry Tzeentch, at least you know he plans for the future
Kill Nurgle from a very long distance away holy shit I don't want to touch it or ever be near it ever

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All of the above, revive, repeat.

>>53450084
This.

>>53450015

Fuck Nurgle to gain his eternal devotion because he's basically an autistic NEET and accumulate every disease ever cementing that devotion, Marry Tzeentch for the sake of trolling him, the sheer audicity of my plan will confound him, earning his admiration, and Kill Khorne for the sake of killing the most powerful Chaos God in existence, gaining his respect when he respawns because lolChaos.

Bam, there, I've managed to impress Nurgle, Tzeentch, and Khorne, and will soon ascend to TRIPLE DAEMONHOOD!!!

>>53450015
Fuck Nurgle to contract Chaos AIDS
Marry Tzeentch to spread Chaos AIDS (just as planned)
Kill Khorne just because
????
Die of Chaos AIDS

>>53450217
You... you... TRIPLE DAEMON!

>>53450317
You really didn't think this one through.
Or did you?

>>53450015

Fuck Tzeentch
Marry Khorne
Kill Nurgle

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>>53451232
sounds like me describing my Sigmar games

>>53450015
>Fidget spinner

>>53451302
>Become Nurgle cultist
>Get autism

>>53450084
> he plans for the future

Fucking kek

>>53450015
>Kill:Tzeench, Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh
>Marry:Necoho
>Fuck:None

>>53450015
Horned Rat
Horned Rat
All the other things

>>53450015
Fuck: Khorne
Marry: Tzeentch
Kill: Nurgle.

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>>53450015
I'll go Malal so I can doom guy your filthy chaos guts.

>>53454339
>Malal
>Doomguy
Pic one and only one
Doomguy is a Daemon Prince of The Emperor.

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>>53450015
Khorne
Khorne
Nurgle

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>>53450015
KILL! KILL! KILL!

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>>53450015
Fuck Slaanesh, she's the one most likely to appeal to my fetishes

Marry Khorne, he's a manly man and will properly protect me from harm.

Kill Nurgle, because I don't even want to have to look at that walking ball of puss.

>>53454385
ummm... I am Alpharius?

Well, we know what GW's third choice was

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>>53450015
Fuck Tzeentch, but get Slaanesh in on this for some crazy ass Giger+Escher lovemaking
Marry Khorne, he's a reliable family man and also the only chaos god to ever promote monogamy
Kill Nurgle because worstchaosgod
>all these people making the objectively right choice of fuck/marry Khorne, kill Nurgle

>>53450015
Any option short of murder khorne and nurgle is terrible.

If you marry khorne he will make you his battered house wife bitch, regardless of gender. And you will bleed constantly from this abuse in an endless cycle of ressurection and murder-fuck. Fucking him just once MAY be something, but say good bye to your asshole and don't expect him to heal it.

Nurgle is nurgle. Enjoy the aids + bubonic plague.

Zeentch is the only good one, if you're lucky enough to have him be amicable. But this is chaos, they are not good or evil, just bastards who will torture you.

But the T'au have already killed Slaanesh.

>>53450015

Fuck Khorne. Bound to be less intense than tzeentch but at least it'll be consistent the whole way through.

Marry Nurgle. Literally made to love. Provides everlasting life, love, And an abundance of orifices and lubrications in the bedroom.

Kill tzeentch. Can't be trusted.

Kill Tzeentch, because it would just cheat on you anyway.

Fuck Khorne because angry sex.

Marry Nurgle because he is the only one who really loves you.

Fuck Nurgle for the diseases.

Marry Khorne to move them on to him. Just as planned.

Kill Tzeentch to become the new lord of Change, then die of the diseases.

>>53450399
Whats the next step of his master plan