What's the most canadian setting you can think of?

Canada

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The only Canadian setting that matters

>>53449060
/thread

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>>53449048

I want to fuck that Canadian.

>>53449048
>Katsup chips
>Not all-dressed

Garbage picture

>>53449048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI2GVcjXXI8

>>53449048
Yvonne of the Yukon.

Bob & Doug: The Mackenzieing

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>>53449048
Brazilian anon wondering:

-What is canadian culture, folklore and mythology?

-Does it includes inuits and such?

>>53449048
RIFTS:Canada

Any game that is based on 80's Marvel (X-Men/Alpha Flight golden age)

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>>53449395

Most Canadian folklore and mythology involves 1812.

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No violence allowed.

>>53449048
1puglifepunk
All of the machines are cobbled together redneck tech that shouldn't work but do.

>>53449395
Mostly just First Nations stuff. Then there's this thing called the ogopogo living in the okenogan

>>53449445
Too real for me

What's the dnd setting where it's all snow and ice and shit and one class can get a rideable moose?

Do that one.

>>53449048
>Milk in a dope baggie.
I feel there is a great misunderstanding here.

>>53449542
Bagged milk is a thing but apparently only in certain parts of canada from my understanding

>>53449083
Ya hoser.

>>53449048
>Racoon
>Not a Beaver

What a fuckin hoser

>>53449048
>Not all dressed chips
>Not a beaver
>Not drinking fucking maple syrup right from the tree
>Red hair
How disgusting.

>>53449741
Ketchup kicks all dressed ass. Also red hair is GOAT. Fuck your opinions

>>53449123
This anon is wise

>>53449445
Canadian folklore > Quebecian folklore.

>>53449762
And fuck yours too.

>>53449741
It's weird to see Canadians pretending they're an ethnicity.

>>53449762
>>53449927

Hey fellas, can't we just get along?

>>53449060
FPBP.

>>53449048
>Raccoon instead of beaver
>Ketchup instead of all-dressed
>Maple Drip? The fuck is that?
>No beer
>No canadian kush
>No peameal bacon
Ugh

Red Heads a good choice

Once saw a video of a moose drinking beer from a puddle after a kegger next to a river that had a beaver damn in it. We had canadian bacon cooked on the bbq the night before and there was a ton of ketchup/all dressed chips.

Only missing maple trees and snow maybe some geese.

>>53449946
I thought we were? This is 4chan. If someone can't take the faggots, then they should leave.
>>53449945
>It's weird to see Americans pretending they're an ethnicity.

>>53449395
>mythology
Strictly aborignal since canada was colonized by European Christians. The natives have shit loads of stories regarding their animism/spirituality. They essentially believe that all things on earth are living and connected by "the great spirit". Animals are "spirit guides" that help humans commune with nature keep us grounded. When a human dies they will be judged by all of the spirits they did wrong to in life. Mythological creatures include sasquatch, thunderbirds, skin shifters/skin walkers, Wendigos, and wisps that wander the woods.

Inuits are Canadian so yes they would be included. The natives in northern canada are absolutely nothing like the ones who live in cities tho

>>53449115
I too would cross her southern border, specifically at Niagra Falls.

>>53449458
>There's a thing called the arglebargle living in the chuzwuzzer.

I know you think you're explaining, anon, but you're really not.

>>53449447
Why is he so handsome?

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>>53451042
It's reasonable to expect google.

>>53449617
It's definitely not a thing in Alberta. The OP image is mostly only eastern Canadian stereotypes.

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>>53449870
bold faced lies

>>53451058
How can he not be, what with Castro being his dad?

>>53449945
Ethnicity and nationality are different.

There is a civic nationalism that exists, like every other country in the new world. Each having their own unique cultures on both national and regional levels.

>>53449395
Lot's of pioneering, Native folklore and whatever was brought over by colonists. Nowadays, most of the culture is wood cabins, hunting, fishing, other outdoorsman activities. Lot of camps around.

>>53451058
He was elected because he was handsome. No, I'm not making that up, that was why he won. If the tories were smart, they would choose an underwear model to lead the party.

>>53449048
Canada.
End of thread.

>>53449048
Who's the artist? All google search turns up is a bunch of threads with no source in sight.

>>53451121
Very true, not enough lift kit trucks and cocaine for Alberta

>>53449967
Canadian bacon isn't Canadian though. American's are just stupid and called it that

>>53451259
>that was why he won
being related to pierre trudeau probably counted for a lot as well

not like that's any better than just being elected because of his looks, though

>>53451323
It was probably drawn on 4chan

>>53451259
Can confirm. Heard some dumb bitch on the radio say she voted for him just for the looks.

I really wish for a new plague to reset society.

>>53451363
>i-if you make fun of me you're stupid!!
Americans call cheap ham "Canadian bacon" because it's a white trash thing and Canadians are seen as predominately white trash. If we saw Canadians as a bunch of thug niggers we'd call fried chicken "Canadian duck" or something.

>>53451873
>An American gets offended
Colour me surprised. I'm not even Canadian

I've given serious thought to running a D&D campaign with a western Canadian feel. Halflings as Anglo-Canadian rather than English stereotypes, open plains with steppe horsemen, feral wendigo-possessed barbarian tribes of all races as the main threat, a dwarven city inspired by Lethbridge and its gullies, wood elven lodges on the far side of the mountains with a hodgepodge mix of Salishan and Chinese aesthetic, etc. It'd be just alien enough to strike my fellow American friends down here as novel, and I'm drawing on having lived in Calgary for two years.

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>>53449048

>>53451873
I'd argue with you, but we kept Stephen Harper's conservatives in office for two terms, and most of the country finds "corner gas" both relatable and funny.

>>53451058
Inversely proportional to his intelligence.

He was a ski instructor jocko who rode his father's name into parliament but has no clue what he's doing. Except he makes the middle-aged women wet and they all voted for him.

>>53451160
Goss s'truth, that is. Uhuh.

>>53452200
>hating Corner Gas
Fuck right off.

>>53452200
>most of the country finds "corner gas" both relatable and funny.

What, for real? That's kind of strange, don't you think?

>>53449048
If you kill your enemies they win

>>53452366
I'm from North Dakota and I find Corner Gas both relatable and funny.

blacked.com setting chinese edition

>A room with 10 black men
>1 white woman on a bed in the middle
>one white man in the corner
>look closer
>oh its Justin Trudeau in the corner
>His wife on the bed
>All the men are there to fuck her while he watches
>Justin Trudeau lets your character fuck his wife

CANADA YES

>>53452466
But I'm not black, just hispanic.

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>>53452435
Do it. But make it interesting.

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>>53452466
>implying you're not the one on the bed
>implying Trudeau's not the one doing the fucking

>>53449048
Pine trees and bears.

>>53449048
What emotion is her face trying to convey?

So, do we all agree that 1812 should've succeeded and that we should try again?

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>>53452596
That pic looks like Trump is digging deep into Trudeau's pants.


>>53452749
Indubitably. Pic related.

>>53452124
That's Torontonian legends. I get how you can mix them up, given how much more important we are than the rest of the country.

>>53452895
Turrono's a shithole of pakis, hindoos, jamaican crimies and asshole white bankers.

>>53452596

It was embarrassing how the news sperged over Trudeau "acing" the handshake as if that has anything to do with anything.

How did the meeting go? Any news on trade deals? Did Trudeau manage to make Trump back down on some of the more protectionist policies, seeing as how Canada's main export target is US markets?

Oh, CBC didn't run any of that. Just creamed their panties over the handshake for a week straight.

I hate our news even more than I hate our dumbfuck of a leader.

>>53452853
>Trump is digging deep into Trudeau's pants.
And finds nothing there.

>>53452932
Get back to me when you actually matter for anything other than creating Trailer Park Boys you hick. Everyone in Canada that doesn't live in Toronto exists solely as way to support and/or detract from Toronto. It's just a fact.

>>53452969
This is why literally the entire country hates Toronto.

>>53452989
They just can't handle the fact they're glorified suburbs.

>>53452996
Enjoy getting raped by shitskins while you freeze in the dark you eastern bastard.

>>53453024
Honestly, if fucking slutty Muslim girls is wrong, I don't want to be right.

The abundance of girls in all colors is probably my second favorite thing about moving to Toronto for school. Especially compared to where I grew up.

>>53449617
Ha. So great is the misunderstanding that you don't even know what part I'm referring. Ha

>>53451121
Yeah most of the "oddities" in Canada are mostly a Eastern thing. Hardly the rest of Canada.

>>53449048
Montreal By Night
A legit VtM source book.

>>53449502
FrostBurn
3.5

seal clubbing adventure

>>53453052
>if fucking slutty Muslim girls is wrong
Haha, let's watch what happens to you when you try to marry them without converting to Shitslam.

>>53453052
It's all fun and games until she gets murdered by her own family for "dishonouring" them and their backwards religion.

>>53453147
Half the fun is getting them to renounce their religion.

>>53449048
The Final Sacrifice

>>53449048
Hi /bant/

>>53452996
Alternatively they hate budget-americans acting like they're the center of the universe.

Anyways, why bother with toronto when whistler gets all the british and australian expats.

>>53449617
I work in the dairy section at my local grocery, in Quebec. Bagged milk is one of my biggest product and everybody is puzzled when I say that americans don't have those.

>>53449870
Don't trigger me anon.

Some kind of modern dystopian setting where all the natives cheer on as they get killed and outbred by a violent cult

So, as a Seattleite, my interactions with Canadians is mainly people from Vancouver and BC. How are they compared to the rest of you country?

... I really should visit. I've lived here for 2 years now and I haven;t crossed the border yet.

>>53451042
It's a lake monster.

>>53453470
Lots of chinaman live here.

But it's pretty nice.

>>53453520
Plenty of them here too, and East Indians.
What would be good to do on a day trip to Vancouver? Or Victoria Island?

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>>53449115
It's all fun and games until they pronounce avocado or some shit.

>>53453577
avahcahdah

>>53449048
Minnesota

You guys can claim you're different, but other than "Eh" you guys are identical. Go ahead and just come to terms with it, it'll be good for you.

>>53451419
His dad was elected for his looks too.

>>53453470
As a person born and raised in Vancouver.

Whites: hippy commie trash.
Poor Asians: good normal folk, if a bit dirty and low class. Chinatown is a bit of a slum with poor hygiene and such.
Rich Asians: buying up too much housing so as to have investments outside of China. Kick them out
Natives: drunk and fucked up on glue and probably going to knife you

>>53453470
>How are they compared to the rest of you country?
Only slightly less insufferable than people from Toronto.

>>53453577
Ah-voh-cah-doh

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>>53453592
And now my dick is soft from laughing too hard.

>>53453564
Well sometimes you can go snowboarding and go to the beach on the same day. That's always legit.

You can go to the nude beaches or up to the capilano suspension bridge which is kinda neat that's like forest and waterfalls hiking.

There's also lots of weed. Depends what you're into more or less. Most people find the nature related stuff to be good.

>>53449048
Quebec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv5LEjeWz-E

>>53453630
What's the city itself have to offer? I like museums and drinking, if that helps.

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>>53449453
Sorta like this, eh?

>>53453692
You probably want Ottawa then.

>>53453147
>marry

>>53453147
>let's watch what happens to you when you try to marry them
Nigga
Went
Full
Retard

>>53449048
Forgotten Realms?

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>>53453692
it's okay for a day trip, but I like montreal more for the city life

BC's greatest draws are the mountain and the outdoorsy shit.

>>53453742
Ottawa has museums, but there's reason why it's earned the moniker called "The city that fun forgot".

...now if you're looking to have an affair with a married woman, you're in luck. Number one for Ashley Madison accounts, apparently.

>>53453858
The lack of fun is why there's more drinking.

>>53453889
if it's just drinking you want, go to the east coast

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>>53453470
I used to live in Bellingham, from my experience Canadians drove like shit, let them zoom past you so State Patrol can make their quota of tickets off their ass and not yours. They also clogged up our Costco every day to buy milk and gas.

>>53453916
I live on the west coast though, and Vancouver is only 4 hours away.

>>53449048
I just want to know why people from Ontario keep coming to New York to buy things. Also Fuck the leafs.

>>53453955
Lower sales tax. Saves them lots of money.

>>53453932
I'm sorry to hear that, but at least you should be out of nuke range.

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>>53453702
"If the ladies don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy."

i'm not canadian, just living in the state shoved up canada's ass. i live close enough to get hockey night and the strombo show, or just straight up drive there.

our pizza is still better than yours. and nearly every other city in the country.

>>53454052
Everett is a very important Navy port, and Seattle is one of the busiest ports on the western seaboard. If the nukes start falling, I'm dead.

>>53449445
>Stephen Harper
>Hey let's make a monument on capital hill about that one time that we totally kicked America's ass

Yeah, that's a real swell way to foster positive relations with our primary trade partner, chief. Must have been butthurt that we haven't won a single Stanley cup since '93,

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>>53453931
This is so amusingly petty that it's adorable. I'd like to give you the Governor General's medal.

>>53452326
>Except he makes the middle-aged women wet and they all voted for him.
Pretty sure his real campaign platform was
"I'm not Harper"
It could have been the NDP that took it, but supposedly they started going back on their party platforms, and there's the mindset that "The NDP never wins so I'm not going to waste my vote"

So we have Trudeau.
Not because we want Trudeau, but because we didn't want Harper and more "Protect the children from internet predators" acts and "Jail every fucker for minor crimes because that's how you stop crime" policy.

>>53453858
>it's earned the moniker called "The city that fun forgot".
didn't know this.
vancouverite here, we're known as "the no-fun city"

>>53454163
NDP was down 2 points one week and that was it, all the "not harper" votes went to Trudeau.

I voted for the NDP for their anti-TPP policy, still don't think my vote was wasted. Would have voted for a duck if it was against the TPP.

>>53454163
to be fair we only have Trump because he ran against Clinton, if the opponent had been literally any other democratic candidate he would have lost.

>>53453809
>A black guy, an Asian, and an Inuit
Sounds about right for Canada.

>>53454192
I thought Vancouver was a Chinese colony.

>>53454215
I doubt it, people are sick of Democrats.
I still miss Cruz though, soon...

>>53454197
I voted the same, not specifically for/against the TPP but the overall perspective the party holds towards wanting to invest in the country.

What sucks is that this probably means we get more conservatives fucking everything up with the promise to cut gas costs and property tax by a half a percentage point. If Rob Ford has taught us anything, is that you'll be able to get away with murder so long as you save home owners a couple of bucks.

>>53452895
Lol fuck off you cuck

>>53452963
His hands aren't that small

>>53454226
Luckily they put that new tax in that requires Chinese to actually live in those houses they buy up, or at least to rent them out.

At least, last I heard... I don't know if it went into effect yet.

>>53451194
Used to be this, but we're moving toward Islam now, Ishallah

Don't move to Ottawa unless you thrive at being a normie.
Fuck I hate this city.

>>53454550
>Are a programmer and/or were born speaking quebecois french
ftfy
I'll grant that Fandom II is probably one of the best game shops in the country by virtue of not being another comic/manga/ccg/catan shop that keeps maybe a half-shelf of D&D RPGs and GW stuff in the back.

...but the rest of the city, they've perfected being boring down to an art, punctuated every now and again with somalis and arabs stabbing each-other.

>>53449617
It's Ontario and Quebec. Western Canada is misrepresented thoroughly, mostly because the entire Canadian stereotype comes from Great White North, and all memes are spinoffs thereof. Itself was essentially a play off of Ontario's equivalent of rednecks.

Bagged milk is pretty much retarded and doesn't make any sense and the only people who say otherwise are the folks that have only ever known it their entire life. Sorry.

Things that are accurate aren't quite so widespread. Canadians have a tendency to swear significantly more than their american equivalents, but we've learned to be sociable about it. Pretty much everyone uses imperial for colloquial purposes and metric for anything that is actually important. Yes, all of us like hockey. A lot of the Canadians strongly dislike social drama and thus have a tendency to concede minor social issues so as to avoid useless conflict (IE: the apology thing). It's also a cultural thing that has to do with Anglican social norms in some parts. All of us hate Toronto, and some of us consider Toronto to be a de-facto noncandian city-state. We purposely reinforce stereotypes because we secretly think it makes Americans who play into them look like fucking morons. Most of us really like you. We are the most silently hateful people in the universe.

>>53449445
This is something parroted by fat teenagers who need to feel self important. Sort of like that kid in school who always said that he was "english" or "irish" and spent time with his relatives for a week then came back with a fake accent or something.

Nobody actually believes this.

>>53449048
Golorion. Numeria.

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>>53453577
Jokes on you I'm from the midwest. That pronunciation would barely register as odd.

>>53454744
Did you mean Golarion and Numenera? Because that's incredibly wrong.

>>53454815
I did mean those

And okay

>>53454466
Besides food, drink and fornication, Ramadan fasting should also forbid shitposting.

>>53454061
989 REP

>>53453577
Why the hell would you pronounce avocado during sex? Except maybe as a safeword and in that case it works as intended.

>this thread
>all these vancouver anons
where do i find you people for games in this fucking city
everywhere i look its just nu-males and tumblrwhales

>>53449048
RIFTS

>>53454900
Maybe no-one likes you

>>53453309
I live in BC and hadn't even heard of bagged milk until a few years ago.

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>>53454900
>no capital letters or punctuation
>4chan buzzwords
>rage at the world not catering to your desires

Yeah, I wonder why you're having trouble...

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>>53454855
>Why the hell would you pronounce avocado during sex?

Who here /coquitlam/?

>>53454900
>Complaining about nu-males

Anon, if you're going to turn up a game just because someone has a man-bun, your standards are too fucking high.

Draw the line at "Bathes regularly and doesn't sperg out"

>>53455025
>complaining about 4chan buzzwords on 4chan
Really though?

>>53455072
Going there for a wedding in July, but I'm a few shitty hours north.

>>53449048

Literally any furry setting

>>53455096
I think yours are far too low.

>>53449458
>just the Okanogan

Nah mate underground rivers

>>53453309
Hey you
frog lite
kill yourself

>>53453692
Head on over to Victoria for the museums and history shit

>>53455282
Also Vancouver Island is fucking gorgeous. I'm so incredibly jealous of my northern neighbors for having that island all to themselves.

Canadians are pathetic cucks.
They are like the Swedes.
T.Finn

>>53451167
Civic nationalism is fucking absurd.
Nationalism is inherently tied to your own ethnic people and their self determination and sovereignty. How can you be a nationalist if in essence, anyone can be part of your nation even if they have no ties at all to your people?

>>53455420
But the Swedes once controlled Finland for hundreds of years. Does that make you guys cuck squared?

>>53455443
Nationalism is not tied to ethnicity so much as it's tied to culture

How different someone looks is never as important as how different they act

Hey, Canucks, I'm gonna ask a question.
If, in twenty years, Canada held a vote to join the US, would you vote for it?
Assume Canada had hit some serious economic issues, and that America was doing well and had a likable centrist president.
Also, what would the states be? Vancouver Island & some of south BC, Central Canada with most of BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and North Ontario, South Ontario, Quebec, and the Maritimes & Newfoundland, with the territories going to Alaska(Along with some of North BC, just to look nicer)?
Or just the provinces as states?

>>53454262
But he's the Zodiac Killer

>>53455489
No, America is ok, but there's too many things I like about independent Canada

That said, if we could just hurry up and fully separate from Britain, that would be great

>>53455449
Swedes of that age were wholly different from modern swedes. They have been emasculated ever since they lost us to Ruskies in the great northern war.

>>53455465
>How different someone looks is never as important as how different they act
Wrong. I will always have closer affinity to another Finn, regardless of how he or she acts, than I will towards some Somali or whatever. Non Finns are not my kin and will never fucking be part of my people, no matter how well they imitate our culture. They have no roots or ties to Finns or Finland, they will never be part of us. This us my people's homeland, nobody else is welcomed. Rootless colonial mongrels of the new world have no understanding of what nationalism is.

>>53455489
I don't know about what British Columbians think, but as a Washingtonian I'd love to take part in a unified country of Cascadia (western BC, western Washington, and western Oregon) as long as California is not a part of the deal.

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>>53455489
>If, in twenty years, Canada held a vote to join the US, would you vote for it?

During the second world war, Hitler seriously considered trying to bait the USA into attacking the UK, reasoning that as a former colony, they would be only to happy to take their colonial masters down a peg. Needless to say, he misjudged their character completely.

You're doing the same thing here.

>>53451323
Fairly sure this is Lin Visel aka Buttovens

She draws a lot of porn.

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>mfw I can still post while tge cucked Canucks are silenced.
CANADA A SHIT!!

>>53452963
I'm sure he grabbed something

>>53455489
>>53455527
I saw the writing on the wall 2 years ago and got transfered to be paid in USD ever since. Canadough tanked so my co-workers got a 30% paycut.

Sill live in Canada but consider myself a Canadian in name only and I haven't met anyone who actually considered themselves a Canadian national in years so really, the flag could be changed to whatever and I doubt anyone except 50+ year olds would even care so long as whoever the new leadership is didn't change things too much.

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I'm sure hatland has done some good things. They probably have some nifty lore. But on principle, canada a shit.

>>53451130
that's like the one good thing quebec ever gave the country.

anne of green gables>>>>the hockey sweater
t.Ontarian

>>53452958
>tfw in college for radio
>mfw learning all the broadcast standards and how CBC gets away with doing whatever the fuck they want
>mfw my professor openly talks about what a piece of shit Trump is, and how Gian Ghomeshi was totally guilty

broadcasting in canada needs a flamethrower taken to it.

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>>53454061
>admitting you live in the piece of shit that is michigan
I am so sorry you have to live in that shithole.

>I lived in Windsor for 15 years

...you know what? I have no room to judge.

>>53456374
Brother!
I kid, I live in Tecumseh.

You poor poor thing.

>>53455518
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

>>53456392
I lived inForest Glade for a few years, then moved down to the shithole of Leamington/Tecumseh before moving back and living on Drouillard

Now I'm free. I finally left Essex county in general, and good lord I can't believe I lasted that long.

Tecumseh a shit too though.

>>53456407
>Leamington/Tecumseh
Meant Leamington/Kingsville.

>>53456328
They also have a really neat card game named emerlaus. We used to play it before our d&d sessions (Our DM was a frog).

It's kind of a mix between Munchkins and M:TG. You play sorcerers, build up your power using spells, rings, enchantments and try to kill every other players. Art is ass, but it's really fun. The game was written in french though. I don't know if they translated it since then.

>>53456407
It's not too bad if you're fine with wageslaving at shop plazas or pulling brutal hours at the factories.

At least the detroiters and the shittier immigrants stay further west.

That's changing though as one third the people in my area are immigrants now and while the adults are fine all the kids are the shittiest people ever.

Nearly a dozen people I know personally jumped by towelhead kids while selling dope this year alone.

>>53456479
christ windsor is a shithole.

I live west of Middle Jesus Nowhere Ontario. Even so, there's some rather weird history here.
Aboot a twenty minoot hike from my hoose okay I'll stop, it hurts me too there's a ghost town that died in the mid-1800s because of three fires, the first of which destroyed a rather well known and high class tavern/bar/hotel. The fire killed three female milliners (hatmakers). In a town of less than 300 people, there were three hatmakers. They're buried in the corner of a cemetery that's practically in my backyard.

My locality has a really big history of fire actually, and also has men who live far longer than anyone ought to. For example, that same ghost town? Had about 5 men in the 1800s who lived to be roughly 90, and I believe two men who cracked 100.

>>53456355
but ANON how will we compete with THUH MURRICA?
I mean, it's not like any other country has to compete with them in a cultural fashion! By the Queen's beard, what'll we DO without those mandates to play x amount of Canadian content?!

>>53456537
Wouldn't the TPP kill the Can-con requirements?

>>53456461
Oh shit emerlaus is only available in Quebec? Here in my Tabletop club its a staple of early morning gaming during our 48 hour marathons.

>>53455072
Port Moody here

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>>53455037
>spank you like a disobedient avocado
Every time

>>53456671
I don't know. The only time I ever played it (or heard it mentioned) was with my montreal friends.

>>53456537
CBC provides a fuck-ton of support for local reportage in rural communities in eastern/central canada and for that alone in this age of post-legacy newspapers they're worth funding

stay mad about identity politics and big page spending, canadian content can be great, its just percieved as shitty to the juggernaut below

>>53449190
>This is 1 to 1 my extended family.
This is my favorite show.

>>53457067
It's perceived as shitty because of all the production companies taking advantage of the subsidies and captive market to churn out cheap, low quality media for a good profit.

>>53457096
I couldn't decide if that was real or not.

>>53457235
oh yah, Ontario is like Texas or Nebraska to Canada.

>>53451925
This could work very well. Ft. Mac as Mordor?

>>53457235
Everyone in that clip looked/acted like at least 2 or three people I went to highschool with.

who else /hickistan/ here?

What's wrong with bagged milk? It tastes much better than milk from cartons, and is easy and convenient to use.

>>53454693
I'm Canadian and don't like hockey.

>>53454900
It's mostly D&D shit but it's there.

>>53455489
No. Canada works better as a trade partner and military ally.

>>53455518
Yes. Please.

I'm Quebecois. Ask me anything.

>>53457600
What's wrong with your French?

>>53457488
Everyone else realized that it's simpler to package, transport, store, and serve milk in a resealable, disposable carton for dispensing than a disposable, non-resealable plastic bag that needs a separate container for dispensing.

>>53449048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBuia72yHN4

>>53457627
The reason I prefer it is cost. 3L of bagged milk is cheaper than 3L of carton while staying fresher longer by having a proper seal on each liter. As long as you can drink it in a reasonable time once its open

>>53452466
>black
>Not chinese
M8...

>>53451042
Canadian Loch Ness monster

>>53457311

I love it! Brilliant!

>>53457618
This is a good question. Their french is really off.

>>53449048
A setting with more appealing animation subsidies compared to a US or UK based setting which shares the same universe

>>53454900
Because you sound like a cunt who would bitch me out with all those buzzwords for wearing glasses and actually being gay.

>>53455489
No. Canada being a separate entity from the states is essentially just a buffer for some of the stupid shit that comes with large scale politics. For example:

>Assume Canada had hit some serious economic issues, and that America was doing well and had a likable centrist president.

I simply cannot visualize this situation being true. I don't think many others can.

>>53458989
>being so gay you're actually gay
Holy shit you're gay as fuck.

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>>53449445
Or an era where the Leafs were any good.

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>>53454262
Nah, Clinton was the embodiment of the Establishment. Her entire campaign could be summed up as "its my turn". People were upset at the government, and by voting Trump or not even turning out to vote was their way of throwing a brick into the window of the establishment. Literally anyone else would have won.

>>53456374
Michigan outside of Detroit/Flint isn't bad.

And at least its not Ohio.

>>53459956
>tfw nobody ever insults my state even though we're surrounded by states that always fight
Should I be happy or not?

>>53455489
Yes, but *only* because then we could mock Russia even more for being a teeny tiny shitpile nation next to the North American Colossus.

>>53454262
Plenty of people just didn't want Clinton.

I'm in California and the people here don't seem to get it since apparently our statewide version of Obamacare is decently run (in that people aren't getting gouged) and don't feel certain aspects of the recession, or at least we tell ourselves that because we are surrounded by people who are getting rich.

Lots of Democrats or independents didn't vote Clinton because she is basically the embodiment of incestuous, self-serving, 'FUCK Y'ALL GOT MINE' Washington politics. Even in California, a good number of traditionally democratic voters happily voted independent since they knew that their electoral votes weren't going to Trump anyways. That is NOT the sign of a winning candidate.

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>>53450005
>strictly aboriginal.

We got a lot of myths and legends in Quebec. Pact with the devil and that kind of stuff. Or to explain certain landmarks. Wasn't much to do during 6months winter without /tg/ so we made a bunch of stories.

I think the most known or iconic one would be this La chasse-galerie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chasse-galerie

>>53460517
Quebecunt here.

Our history is filled with stories about the devil where he was as much of an asshole that he was a decent guy. We also got our very own version of the werewolf which I have no clue what's the different than the others but according to a friend of mine it's a real thing.
A lot of our myths is tightly linked to the native's legend which were covered already on this thread.

>>53459818
Bill Barilko disappeared that summer.

>>53453597
Oh I've been calling MN 'little Canada' for a while now, but I listen to a lot of Canadian youtubers and podcasts and I think Canadian culture is more different than you think

>>53453597
its true...hell we are called the "state of hockey"

>>53457618
>>53458621
Quebec French is strange for several reasons:
1. It originates in an obscure hick dialect from the boonies of France
2. Said dialect is from 300 years ago
3. Said dialect has also been stewing in relative isolation for 300 years
4. I think at some point urban Quebec was so anglophonized they had to bring in still more hicks from the boonies of Quebec to re-teach French to everyone? Might be apocryphal but it's a fun story.
5. Also: Catholicism did some fun things to their cussing. "Tabernacle, chalice, Host!"

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>>53449048

>>53461660
Yeah, the swearing is weird - that's actually how I identified the only Quebecois guys I've ever met - there was 2 of them, we knew they weren't speaking English, but it clearly wasn't proper French either. We said maybe Belgian or something, but one said 'tabernac', and then I knew.
They were kinda assholes, but not too bad

>>53456657
>>53457067
As the guy who posted what you're replying to, pretty much what >>53457151 says.

I would like to clarify though, that it's not CBC I have an issue with, it's the legislation that they and they alone are able to skirt via their clout.
I totally agree they're worth funding.
My post was highly facetious, but that's hard to infer via text alone.

A lot of my favourite content is Canadian. Many of my favourite bands are, a fair few shows have been too. We just need to get our heads out of our ass when it comes to creation and the PROPER distribution of Canadian Content.
There's this unfortunate (and in my opinion, totally wrong) concept that Canada is America-lite or Britain-lite avec-lez-frenchazes (though the second opinion has been noticeably curtailed), and thus we need to protect our popular culture, particularly radio and television, from the "superior" American and British output.

Also apologies for taking forever on the reply

>>53449048
Forgotten realms.

>>53449115
I'd play with her bagged milk, y'know what I'm sayin'?

>>53461660
>Catholicism did some fun things to their cussing

See. That's not the Catholicism, I'm catholic and I don't go around doing that. I think they're just savages.

>>53449445
Kek, Canadians actually think they did anything in the war of 1812.

>tfw Canadians think Canada was an independant country back then
>Canadians think that the people back then called themselves Canadians and not British
Kekeroni m8.

>>53451058
It's the only way he could win.

>>53449447
>>53451058
He's a supervillain, and people can't suffer if they're dead.

>>53457840
I don't drink nearly as much milk as I used to which is why I buy cartons these days, but bagged milk was nice because it didn't take up any room in the trash can. Just rinse it out real quick and it won't stink it up, either.

>>53463392
>Canada is America-lite or Britain-lite avec-lez-frenchazes
Is that not correct?

>>53460706
Loup-garou is actually just French, it also became Rougarou in Louisiana and some other French-speaking colonies of the Americas.
If that's the one, it's pretty much just a flat-out murdermachine which is the result of a curse, often a curse of God- or, in Louisiana, voodun.

>>53463744
>trash can

Anon... plastic goes in the recycling

>>53463867
>or, in Louisiana, voodun.

You do realize some of us down here are white, french, and practicing Catholics right? We aren't all Africans.

>>53463939
> plastic goes in the recycling
Recycling is a meme that needs to die. It doesn't actually do anything.

>>53463799
Do Texas and California have the same culture? Or Scotland, Wales, and Ireland?

I mean yeah, things are the same. But do you eat icecream in -40 Celsius?
There are a stupid amount of Canadians who're anti-American, or anti-England, or whatever. It's probably a result of my hick-as-fuck-hometown, but I remember some really dumb things in that regard.

Anyway. We gave the world Rush. They played at the house next to mine after getting booed off the stage at my highschool. During my dad's time, not mine.
Not like I really give a damn. I mean my government sponsors beer fridges you can only open with a Canadian passport. Or a crowbar. Unfortunately the beer sucks, but whatever. Free beer eh?

>>53463949
Yeah, no shit you're white and Catholic. Didn't mean to imply there were ONLY TEH BLECKS in the swamplands. Your ancestry is where the Rougarou comes from. It's just that voodun has appropriated the monster and the popular myth now associates the Rougarou in particular with voodun/hoodun.

>>53464014
Penn and Teller pls go.

>>53464016
>Do Texas and California have the same culture? Or Scotland, Wales, and Ireland?
No, but they all have similar cultures that are all branches on the Tree of British Culture.
Canada is also a branch, and is right next to the American Branch.

>>53463572
You merely adopted Catholicism.
Quebec was born in it. Molded by it.
They didn't see secularism until it was already the 1960s.
Historically they considered the Catholic faith their single most defining trait, even more so than their French language.

Corrupting church terms into cusses is both regular old blasphemy, the most traditional of all cussing, and also a dig at their once all-powerful Catholic overlords.

>>53459956
detroit isn't even remotely close to being as bad as flint. as long as you don't go in to the shitty neighborhoods (which you wouldn't anyways, because there's nothing there) in detroit you'll be fine. at least it isn't full on gang warfare like southside Chicago, or a river of toxic fire like Cleveland.

it's more like Portland, albeit significantly less whitewashed. people who talk shit about the city haven't stepped foot within its boundaries in well over 15 years have not a clue about what the city is like now.

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>>53464149
> they all have similar cultures that are all branches on the Tree of British Culture.
> commiefornia
> on the Tree of British Culture

>>53464190
One of the worst branches, and a graft from the Mexican tree, but they still speak English.

>>53464242
> but they still speak English.
The majority don't. They're only 46% white now.

>>53464150
Ya, no. They're just shit at being Catholic and shit at being French.

>>53464242
They may as well be speaking a different language considering the utter garbage they spew.

>>53464282
>The majority don't

flyover state detected

>>53464149
While I don't really agree with that, it's more that I don't believe they're branches of the "English tree". All Western, Judeo-based culture is pretty much the same, just with various hang-ups, taboos and other moronic cultural tumors, all twisted by the supplanted local cultures over the centuries to millennia. Like >>53464190 and >>53464242, there are some growths which probably ought to be pruned, if only because they're trying to grow back into the tree or some stupid shit.

There was some other stuff I wanted to say and I probably rambled all over the place but I just snorted a whole moose worth of maple sugar so... Have a nice day, eh?

>>53464340
I disagree. The US and Canada are both Protestant, English-speaking countries settled by settlers from the British Isles. And, while they've both expanded to include many other groups, the Anglo culture dominated the the others, and is still the primary culture of both countries, in most areas.

>>53464302
> flyover state
Oh, you mean the states that are actually running the country? Your constant belittling of others and smug sense of superiority got your ass beat, and now the dims are out of power at virtually every level. Your time is done, I'm going to enjoy watching Trump fuck you people over for constantly flouting the law.

>>53455708
This sounds so retarded

Where do you even live that you've never met anyone who considers themself a Canadian National?

This must be bait

>>53464593
Cancucks pride themselves on rejecting nationalism, borders, heritage and all that "antiquated" stuff.

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>>53449048
>>53449115
>I wanna fuck the Canuck

so I'm kind of wondering, what do other canucks think of Cambridge Ontario? I've lived there all my life and honestly thinks it's one of the most boring places in the country.

>>53464698
I honestly forgot it existed.

>>53463426
This Ed Greenwood is our boy

>>53464681
>I want the queef from the Leaf

>>53463426
>>53464740
So is Chris Perkins

>>53457618
Different quebecois here;

Some people have theorized that our accent is an older form of the France one, that stayed the same while it evolved over there, largely due to the long separation between the two people after the British conquest.

>>53464664
This is only true if your source of comparison is the US

>>53449048
Sigil - Planescape

Everybody from everywhere lives there

>>53464417
A fair point, something I meant to bring up is the strange similarity of all said cultures to the English's repression and social timidity. Although residents of the U.S.A. have a tendency to be considered as smug, condescending, etc. etc. loudmouths who are only all too willing to expose the room at large to their personal beliefs, both Americans and Canadians share a distinctly Anglo-Protestant trait: their fear of sexual matters and inebriation. The legislation regarding the two in both countries is still highly indicative of old European values, and though we're slowly and painfully accepting the two, both countries also are having another problem also brought up in thread, and the manner in which the problem manifests is certainly unique to both countries.
Both Canada and the U.S.A. have a (relative) wealth of "free land" (in the sense that there's no one actually living there at the moment, not that it's actually not owned) compared to near every other country.

The major difference is that a large portion of Canada available for settlement is..empty. Like really, really empty relative to the rest of the developed world. It'd take decades to actually develop enough infrastructure to make these places "worth it" for immigrants to settle in, and even then, why wouldn't they just live in Chrawnna, or Mohn-ree-all, Vancuvver, Vi-toria or Deadmonton (if'n ye wants ta be a cocaine cowboy)? I was gonna continue my ramble but let's cut that short and get to a severely truncated version of America's version of the same issue: while (due to its much higher population density) there's going to be SOME infrastructure already in place, many of the "better" areas for immigration have residents firmly declaring their hatred of immigration.

The whole mercantilism/economic nationalism needs to get fucked if any country really wishes to thrive and grow rather than merely survive short-term. As does the current implementation of "Free Trade".

>>53464698
Like all places named Cambridge, it induces suicidal levels of ennui and makes an okay alcoholic beverage.

Also if you still have that one burger truck who's name escapes me, that was pretty tasty.

>>53464664
U wut?
I mean, those of us I've been exposed to have cared less about those things, but I would definitely not say we "pride" ourselves on it. It's just something that we don't really see as being a big deal.
There's a looot of Canada, after all. So much so that it's unlikely someone will see even the best bits of it in their lifetime, unless they dedicate said life to doing so.

>>53464774
I've heard something similar. Also my friend from Hull claims the French in the more central parts of Quebec (and North Eastern Ontario) is subtly different from his own.

>>53464880
t. stupid fucking poltard who doesn't know what fucking board he's on.

>>53464418
>flyover states
>"running the country"

Because a Manhattan Billionaire convinced them he was "one of them" and then filled his Administration with mostly people who made their name and money in the bossiness or media markets of New York and California

This is why the coasts laugh at you

>>53454693
>Bagged milk is pretty much retarded and doesn't make any sense
bagged milk makes sense if you have a family that goes through a fuck ton of milk

if you don't use much, cartons are better

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>>53454693
this is accurate

>>53464681

I want to say sorry afterwards.

>>53464946
As a guy who would probably say he's more left-wing with a handful of modernly right beliefs, what makes me sound like a poltard?
This is under the inference that /pol is mainly the group of echo-chamber rightwing retards with a handful of leftwing retards.

But yes, I probably shouldn't be diverging so hard from /tg. That wasn't intentional though.

>>53449048
So uhh.. if you wanna have a really Canadian setting, make it a survivalist one. Look into the Northwest Passage and Arctic expeditions. I know a lot of that is pre-Canada, but adventuring up here isn't likely to turn out well unless you're well provisioned and know the land.
If you're going with "standard fantasy", heavily consider a true 1600s era with gunpowder and weird monsters as mentioned upthread, look into the show Frontier, and make sure to murder plenty of said weird critters and sell them to your homeland at an insane markup.
You'll have managed to cover a good 30% of Upper and Lower Canada history.

Which is something that is overlooked a lot when statements such as >>53449445 implies. Canada was not a country, but U and L Canada were still a thing for a rather long time.

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Is anyone in Calgary?

I moved here thinking that, since it is a bigger city I'd have an easier time finding a job. But Im in-between jobs now, running low on money and I'm missing my valley back in BC.

I was thinking of three things: Look into getting into realty so I can sell houses because everyone always needs land. I'd be set for life.

Or move back to BC and live with my parents again(they want me to come back, but if I do I'm a failure who wasted my time and money), then move to PG once I'm back on my feet.

Or I'll just McFucking Kill Myself.

Seriously, I've been here for six going onto seven months, and the traffic is crazy scary and the roads are all fucked(I'm going to break the shins of the moronic civil engineer who designed all of these twisty turny splitty loopy-de-loo roads). I check out the Sentry Box once in a while.

Pic is the town my parents and the majority of my family live in. I have some more pictures of the area if you want.

>>53464935
Well yeah, just as there's many English dialects in canada and that shithole down south, there's many french dialects inside Quebec, as its pretty fucking huge and some parts used to be really isolated.

>>53451130
Holy shit I saw this read on sesame street or mr rogers neighborhood or whatever when I was a kid.
Legit got me interested in hockey... couldn't make the NHL, but I had fun playing in the AHL

>>53454262
Nah. Trump was all about Clinton, specifically, being the worst candidate in the history of our country. An emu would have beaten Trump if it had been in the running.

t. anon who voted for Bernie twice (write-ins count in my state)

As an American, why does everyone hate Toronto so much? Is it purely because the Leafs are there?

>>53465232
You're a bunch of cucks and think that the whole country should be cucks along with you.

People from Toronto also shit on everywhere else because "It's not Toronto!" "In Toronto we're so progressive!" "You're a beaner? Come to Toronto! We love brown people!" "Oh it's to cold here? No problem we'll send you to another city!" "Woo Toronto!"

At that point the rest of us tell you to kill yourself faggot.

Why are there so many asians in Vancouver?

>>53457600
>>53457618
I love you /tg/

Quebecois don't speak French. They speak a creole language. They also get super-offended when you speak to them with proper French. In my experience, I was better off pretending I didn't speak French at all than trying to speak to them in French.

I think it's because I speak English with an American accent. Like I'm rubbing it in their faces, or something.

Bleak existential post-modernism, like the French, but with a thin veneer of politeness that makes things more palatable. Actually, Brave New World is about perfect without the sci-fi gene splicing and more beer/weed/insane escapism. Slap all that on a Bob Ross painting and call it a day.

Alternatively, Toronto is indistinguishable from New York until you hit the suburbs. It's just a giant concrete monolith filled with non-people and delicious restaurants. The only difference are the super highways in the states and less industrial patina around Toronto. I took a bus through Jersey and spent a week in New York City. People honestly had no idea I was Canadian, I played at the EM pre-release and I fit right in.

>>53465220
>berniefag
No refunds

>>53465128
That's what I was trying to say. I'm just a little too drunk and a lot too dumbass to say it properly.

>>53465232
It's kinda like there's this one place in your whole country that really stilts EVERYTHING and all the people from there are either arrogant fuckfaces going on a vacation "up north" (read: Mississaugans going to Muskoka) or what >>53465268 said.
Or 90% of everyone in your town drives to Chrawnna for work so your town is slowly dying and just becoming an enormous, horrid, tepid suburb of a bedroom community.
Also:
https://youtu.be/iRjurRdep_Q

>>53465232
toronto's a melting pot full of loud assholes

People don't hate toronto because of the leafs, it's the other way around.

>>53465271
Because it's out west and the Chi-Com elite are feathering their nests to retreat to for when they're overthrown at home.

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>>53455489
>only Canada and the US

You think too small

>>53465232
Because Toronto is so loudly and smugly leftist that it makes even the most levelheaded people want to exterminate all of you rats.

>>53465268
>said no one who has ever lived in Toronto
Wrong. There are those progressive hippie dicks, but Toronto is Canada's America. They're just loud pushy jerks who don't give a shit about anything and live in a bubble. People outside of Toronto aren't bad, particularly the country folks, but everyone who lived INSIDE Toronto is a giant dick.

Easterners are a bunch of drunk midwesterners who speak gibberish, Midwesterns are literally Fargo mixed with The Green Room and BC is hippies, yoga pants and the stupidest most self righteous people alive.

>>53465483
>They're just loud pushy jerks who don't give a shit about anything and live in a bubble.
Yeah. They're leafs. That just goes with the territory.

>>53465268
>>53465459
>you

Did you miss the part where I said I'm American?

>>53465483
No you're all the same.

Evidenced by your retarded tirade of ignorance.

As above the only appropriate response to your inane faggotry is to tell you to kill yourself.

Fuck toronto.

>>53465537
meant to quote >>53465463 for the second one.

>>53465460
What happened to China?

>>53465483
Hey there mate! Don't forget Manitoba! They have... PERKAZETS.
No, I joke but have ya got any percocets?

>>53465537
Why don't we pretend they're making a joke that T.O. is just New Yowk New Yowk lite?

>>53465570

Not a superbloc, it's an independent nation formed into the Peoples Republic of Da Han Zhong (DHZ) after China and Taiwan unified in 2111.

>>53465271
They quite literally built the city, through what was pretty much slave labor in all but name (in fairness we did the same when we had them construct the railroads). Then they told all their relatives to move there.

>>53465526
As a leaf, most of us are super terrible, but almost everyone is awful.

Actually, are people in other countries polite, respectful, coherent and reasonable? If they are I need to move because very few people here fit that bill.

>>53465570
Robotic labor finally became cheaper than outsorcing to the chinese so they were all genocided to prevent movie piracy

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Nobody wants to talk to Justin from Canada .

>>53465540
>everyone in Toronto are loud pushy dicks
>retarded tirade of ignorance
I think you posted the wrong thing.

>>53465460
That was the product of the 90s. Clinton had just signed in the Pan-American Union, and Japs thought that since the world had that and EU (and later we got the African Union), it would be inevitable that the world would eventually become just 5 or 6 giant blocs.

>>53465621
> Actually, are people in other countries polite, respectful, coherent and reasonable?
Compared to you cancucks, yes.

Stay the fuck there though. No one wants more of you shits.

>>53465677
Toronto is a shithole.
U of T is a shithole. York is China+Pakistan.

>>53465310
I'm enjoying Trump, to be honest.

He's such a dumpster fire people will probably vote for Vermin Supreme before voting for a Hillary again.

>>53465736
I'm from Toronto and I have a MAGA hat.

>>53465621

Speaking as someone that lived there for 10 years, the Chinese are very friendly if you aren't from a neighboring Asian country. If you are, they fucking hate your guts.

Just don't talk about politics, ever. Say anything about the government and odds are you'll simply disappear.

>>53465736

Goge Vandire for president 2020!

>>53465736
Shillary is going to run again in 2020. She thinks she only lost because of "russian meddling."

>>53449048
Leaf here.

I love your image of a bag of milk. it's adorably 'Murrican.

You know that's not how it works though, right? The bags come pre-sealed, and look like floppy bricks. Then you put them in a special 1L milk pitcher (basically everybody has them, and theyre super cheap), and then you snip the corner of the bag.

The bags of milk come in a bigger bag.

You can buy jugs or cartons too, but a lot of people don't. It's like buying cans of pop instead of bottles. It doesn't go bad as fast this way because you're opening one bag at a time.

Also, the most Canadian setting is probably Corner Gas, Letterkenny, or Republic of Doyle.

>>53465759
Where are you from originally?

Yeah, China really seems to hate...every single one of their neighbours.
Also don't try to by metals from them without being very, very fucking certain.

>Not Kanye 2020

>>53465780
> Leaf here.
kys

>>53465798
>Where are you from originally?

New Jersey. I'm Italian-Irish by blood.

>Yeah, China really seems to hate...every single one of their neighbours.

As my friend said, we napalmed anything that moved in Vietnam, but the Vietnamese STILL like us more than they do the Chinese.

>>53463608
Canadians didn't ever really want independence from Britain. We still have the queen as our head of state for fuck's sake.

>>53465716
Where do you live? Do you need more retail middle management?

>>53465759
What if I literally only speak English?

>>53465833
>What if I literally only speak English?

Despite mandarin being one of the more difficult languages to learn, you'd be surprised how fast you'll pick up speaking it. Unless you're going to Hong Kong, they speak cantonese.

>>53465841
Oh and I should mention, almost half of HK speaks english...kinda. It's not good english, but they can understand simple sentences, since learning english is compulsory in school there.

>>53465779
Yes, but if the dumpster fire keeps raging, people won't risk voting for her. That's why Trump is, in his own way, the perfect president for our time.

>>53453089
Dark Alliance: Vancouver
Best way to piss off a Vancouver White Wolf Fan ever.

>>53465819
What did you do in China for 10 years? And what took you to China for that long? Did you move back to Jersey afterward?
I assume they're related, if not the same thing, but I'm always curious about what could convince someone to move somewhere for a decade.

>>53452895
Chrawno is nothing like the rest of the country. It's a hole. and Jesus christ, the traffic. I will drive further north and add 2 hours onto what google says my trip will take to go around the GTA when planning road trips.

>>53452989
This, too.

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>>53465094
Either no one lives in Calgary or I came off as a whiny dweeb.

Have a picture of my grandparents' doggo

>>53465884
>What did you do in China for 10 years?

Companies like to have some westerns in China with all their businesses there.

>And what took you to China for that long?

Escapism. I honestly could've left after a couple years but I stayed. There's just something about living in a society where you can die at any time that makes you appreciate life more.

You think I'm kidding on that? I'm not. Go look up Watch People Die. There is a hilariously huge percentage of videos from China there, especially people getting hit by cars. Do you know why no one ever goes to help the victims in those videos? Because there's no good samaritan law protecting you from lawsuit if the situation worsens from you trying to help.

>Did you move back to Jersey afterward?

No I live in Vegas now.

>>53465872
If people don't vote for her, then Trump gets another 4 years. Which means that Trump is guaranteed another 4 years.

>>53452200
I prefer Republic of Doyle, personally, but then Newfoundland is more like New Brunswick (Where I grew up) than Ontario or the Prairies are.

>>53465799
No thanks. Keep Enjoying Trump. Murrica will be finally be great again without healthcare. I mean, I don't like Trudeau's broken Promises, but at least when I see him I can honestly say "well, it could be worse".

>>53465917
>no one lives in Calgary
that'd be it

moving back in with your folks isn't a bad thing to do, can help you get your bearings again

>>53455522
Depends:
Vancouver Island and The West coast likely has way too much good federal infrastructure to want to shack up without a good deal.

The interior however...

>>53465959
> Keep Enjoying Trump
I will. You keep on enjoying your boatloads of rapefugees.

>>53465989

Not him but there is space between Trump and Trudeau in terms of your leader. We could always something like another Eisenhower.

>>53455489
No bud

>>53466007
America will never vote in a general unless there's another major war that turns him into a war hero.

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>>53465934
>Because there's no good samaritan law protecting you from lawsuit if the situation worsens from you trying to help.

Isnt it also because there's a law where you have to pay for the victim's medical bills, no matter how expensive or how many years worth? Isnt that why they make sure to run over pedestrians again if they hit them?

>>53465970
I guess that's an idea. I think I'll check out realty then. Selling houses cant be too hard
>oi this is a nice fuckin house man, it's got two bathrooms and is near the Cambodian Tire and the Costco you'd be fucking set mang.

>>53466030
>Isnt it also because there's a law where you have to pay for the victim's medical bills, no matter how expensive or how many years worth? Isnt that why they make sure to run over pedestrians again if they hit them?

No that's for the person that actually hit them. I'm talking about after the collision how no one goes up to try to help the person that had the equivalent of a 3 ton baseball bat him them in the chest.

>>53465953
People will just have to figure out how to vote outside of a party dynamic.

Oooo, scary.

>>53465917
Dude Calgary sucks. Did you never hear The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie song Ontario Sucks?
I posted it upthread actually.
Even Alberta hates Calgary. You're not a failure if you move back with your parents in what is a really fucking stupid residential market, you're just not buying into meme of "GATTA MOVE OUT AT 18 KIDS". I say this as someone who left home at seventeen. It's retarded.
Also YOU HAVE A FUCKING VALLEY AND YOU LEFT?
Nigga you dumb.
Pics of valley plox.

>>53465934
I was actually going to bring up how easily you can just fucking die because no one will help you in China (and other places). Not something that would make me want to stay in a place. But then again I want to live forever.
Did you get buttrammed a lot by the Chinese? My mum used to work with them a lot, as have other people I know and there's no way I'd do it after their horror stories.

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>>53456402
>Wannabe Bongs

It's like you don't want to found your own dynasty of muskrat monarchs

>>53466053

Won't happen. The two parties make sure no third party gets in debates or has too much coverage so that it monopolizes power. And if you're not in the debates and don't have exposure, most people won't know anything about you or your positions. And if they don't know anything about youm why would they vote for you?

Did you know there were people from the Communist Party running in 2016? I didn't until I was at the polls, because I never heard anything about them. Nothing kills a candidate faster than someone hearing their name and saying "who?"

>>53466066
>Did you get buttrammed a lot by the Chinese?

No, but I'm a man so I lucked out.

>>53465989
That doesn't really happen here. If it starts happening then there will be cause for alarm.

Now get back to work so you can save up enough cash to hopefully not bankrupt your entire family next time someone in it gets sick.

>>53466087
HAH. As a Canadian we actually have retarded shit like "TEH Communist Party!" and for some reason I really love seeing foreign friends' faces when they discover this. It positively boggles some of them.
Also, but "buttrammed" I meant did they ever try to screw you over financially? Often involving the swapping of what they actually say you're getting for... well some horrid ripoff of what you paid for.

>>53466125

America's had a communist party since like 1920, but they're just kind of a joke because everyone knows they'll never win anything.

>>53466090
It's hilarious how you dismiss something as not really happening and then say something like
> bankrupt your entire family next time someone in it gets sick.
which doesn't happen.

You people really have no sense of self-awareness.

>>53466228

Not him but it's the cause of 643k bankruptcies in the US every year. It very much does happen here. Which is actually the majority of bankruptcy cases.

>>53466090
>That doesn't really happen here. If it starts happening then there will be cause for alarm.

It's already happening you dumb shit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169526/Canadian-PM-Justin-Trudeau-says-refugees.html

>>53466251
Because obamacare caused healthcare costs to skyrocket.

>>53466294

Which would not be the case if we just had a single-payer system. Also, about the same number of bankruptcies were happening from it pre-Obamacare, it's just that more people have insurance now.

I'm not saying raise taxes, just reallocate funds.