Hey! Let me in! I'm a fairy! You trust fairies, don't you?

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>>53448527
>You trust fairies, don't you?
>trusting Fey
>ever
You are a special kind of stupid, aren't ya?

>>53448527
Quick question: does this rag smell like Raid® to you?

You'll have to let me jizz all over you first and make pictures of it.

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>53448577
1) Don't step inside the standing stones up on the mound. Those are the teeth of greedy, sleepy old Grandfather Ogre

2) That cabin out by the woods, the man who lives there loves dogs. He has a dozen or more, feeds them from his own hands. He's raising the pups of the Great Hound deep in the forest, tree-high. He's not a man at all.

3) You'll catch her sometimes if she's quiet, loping along with that awkward gait, watching the birds. When she whistles the men follow her and they never look at her mouth. Her legs alone must be twice their height, but they'll never speak of it when they come back. If they come back.

4) Always two of them. Man and woman. Husband and wife maybe, but they always wear the same face too. They love to measure - if you stand still by them they'll measure every part of you, down to the finger-bones. They love smaller things. They'll make things for you if you let them, from the junk they carry, but they always make them too big. They especially love children.

5) Sometimes you see them flit by at night - bright-winged and butterfly-free. At a distance you can mistake the little ones for fireflies. But when you see the broader glow coming over the curve of the hillside you must remember to look away.

6) The whole bottom of the river is covered in shells and they rattle when you cross the bridge. Shellycoat loves distracting travelers and getting them lost - down her gullet, if she's hungry.

7) You find them in churches - abandoned ones - torturing themselves. They've a fascination with the crucifixion. Sometimes they'll come close to a village, inching along on those long fingers and toes, and try to lure out a priest to talk to them.

8) You have to understand is it's not your wife, your husband. The thing gets into the ground and inside of them, makes them move again. It's not hair - how could hair grow that long? You have to cut it out of the corpse. Get that long strand and follow it back to the beast in the earth.

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>>53448527
Go be a fairy somewhere else.

>>53448617
L-lewd!

>>53448527
what would be the effect of licking the magical energy of a fairy directly from her buttcrack?

>>53449106
It would be extremely painful.

>>53449122
U^4

I never finished Bravely Default. I got to the point where you are about to battle Mrgrgr's teacher or something, and then kinda got caught up with other things. Worth picking up again, even without the uncensored Bikini?

>>53449205
It depends on if you're expecting a well written story or not, really.

>>53448527
No.
They probably have AIDS.

>>53448527
Depends on the type.
Haley, Quinn, Emerald, Coral, or Shina? Sure.
Faren or Xianne? Maybe
Mesmer? Hell fucking no;

>>53449295

Honestly I just kinda waifu'd Edea and kinda want to finish it for because of that. Maybe check out the second if she's in it.

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>>53448527
>You trust fairies, don't you?
No. But even if they end up screwing me over at least it should be an interesting experience. Plus maybe some really kinky stuff will happen.

I say "I don't believe in faeries" on a regular basis just to cull their population.

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>>53448527

On one hand, the fey are known for screwing people over in various ways; on the other, potential fairy poontang, albeit with a fey price.


Fuck it, get yer' arse in here.

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>>53450109
>potential fairy poontang
Aren't they a little small for that? I'm just guessing, but they're probably about the size of your dick.

>>53449953

From the looks of it, yeah, she's a primary party member in the sequel, with Agnes and Ringabel making room for two newcomers. Also, don't expect the same music from the original band who did the original; them being occupied meant another group had to step in. They're...alright, in my opinion, though bare in mind I haven't actually played the sequel, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

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>>53450157
There's always the enlarge spell

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Where the Fairy Flies

>>53450157
That just makes it feel better!

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>>53450157
> implying I won't stupidly let myself get shrunk so I can have some "fun"with her
> implying she won't shrink me to barely the size of her pinky, while she laughs and taunts me for my foolishness
>implying this isn't my fetish

>>53448527
>You trust fairies, don't you?
At sword-point, sure.

>>53450157
Very stretchy.

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>>53450441
>implying this isn't my fetish
High five on sharing a patrician fetish, my friend

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>>53448527
No.

>>53449965
You know those radio show call in competitions where they get people to say their tag line as many times as possible in ten seconds to win cash prizes?

Like that but "I don't believe in fairies". And maybe give them a minute.

>>53450157
Surely at least one of them has gotten curious and learned Mordenkainen's Lubrication.

Or, you know, is not a mortal creature limited by those pesky limits normal creatures have.

>>53448527

I trust people I know, fairy. I do not know you or your intentions, and I have heard stories of the cruel tricks your kind sometimes play on mine. What is your business here?

If you want food or drink, I will bring you some from my pantry. If you are looking for warmth, let me light you a candle. But unless you promise on your name to not harm me or mine, you have not permission to enter my home.

>>53448527
Hey, I'm an elf. We're basically cousins. back the fuck off cretin

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>>53450701
I prefer to give them my trust and hospitality, but if they betray that then I will punish them harshly. Usually by ripping of their wings.

>>53450789

I am just a simple farmer, sir. I cannot afford a fairy's tricks, and would have no recourse if I was enchanted by one.

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>>53450835
You're a farmer? Gods help you man, if I were in your position I'd be accepting every fairy I saw into my home just to spice up my life a little bit, curses be damned.

>>53448617
The fairy would then respond with "and then I can come inside and do as I please?"

A few minutes later the fairy has murdered you and pulled your guts out the door "for the giggles".

>>53450871

I have troubles enough making sure you have food to eat, adventurer. Its simple work, but its honest work and I need hurt no man to do it justly.

You have your trinkets found in deep places, and your wizard friends. Gold to pay for curses to be undone. I do not. Any curse that prevents me from doing my work means I starve, and a dozen other people starve with me for my failure.

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>>53450920
Fair enough (or should I say, fairy enough, hahaha).

I am curious what kind of curses fairies use, I have yet to be put under one myself but I'd like to see the effects.

>>53450363
Plot twist: it's not for the fairy

*grabs iron firepoker*
Sure I trust ya.

>>53448527
Let you in where? We're outside, you're knocking directly on my stomache. Are you asking me to eat you? I never took the fey for vore fetishists, but like, what the fuck?

>>53450621

>guts

>not trusting fairies

Come on dude, Puck saved your ass many times.

>>53448527
I don't trust fairies, but I'm also terrified of pissing them off. So, please, take my house and I'll go live in a cave for the rest of my life or something.

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>>53451444
Just what is so terrifying about fairies? I don't understand all the fear. What curses would they possibly put you under?

>>53448527
Yes, I don't.
My players have severe mistrust issues with fairies because I roleplay them exactly like Sunny Milk, Luna Child and Star Sapphire.

So fairies are basically little flying machines of trickery, pickpocketing and bad jokes.

>>53450962
So it's like that one quest where they're all size queens?

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>>53448527
Oh, you're a fairy alright...

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>>53448527

>>53451498
Steal your shadow (this is actually a very serious condition), grow horns, snatch your kids and replace them with changlings, turn your skin into leaves, pluck out your eyes and make ornaments of them (note: you can still see out of them fine, they're just not in your head anymore), walk outside to find a century has passed and immediately age to dust, lock you in a rape cave, spin your hair into gold, various cosmetic changes, turn you into a deer/fox and enjoy the hunt, used as dryad fertilizer (could go either way here, wink wink), instant death if you ever tell a lie again, shoes won't stop dancing, permanent laughter or singing, straight up murder, etc.

Honestly the only thing it WON'T be is boring.

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>>53451498
>What curses would they possibly put you under?
Would you like to see one?

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Let's have fun!

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>>53452137

>>53448527
グリセルストーム

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>>53451498
One took something of mine that I did not claim to need. I had in fact offered to give it up. She took this thing and gave it to someone else. That thing changed hands many times as it found its use in each person's life. Unfortunately, I came to learn that the thing was not taken from my whole being, but instead from merely my body. Even more worrying, I had found that the thing, although it found its use, was not wanted in the lives of the people whose hands it found itself in. With this burning hole in my mind I cannot even remember what the thing is. So here I lie in this hollow shell. Most ironic is that I am told that she had genuinely wanted to help me.

>>53448527
Tell your boss he's not getting to the real world.

>>53448622
This is a criminally underrated post and I appreciate you for making it.

>>53450313
Sequel's pretty good, the music isn't AS good but still good (I'm fond of the new boss battle music, personally). It's not as...repetitive...as the original, unless you're very bad at understanding obvious hints.
Edea is indeed a major character and is basically Queen of Sidequests while also being big in the actual plot. Also gets the best variant of the final asterisk outfit, it's cute..
Word of warning: they went for the low hanging fruit on the pun front this time, especially with the word 'Ba'al'.

>>53451525
Honestly, if that's the worst your fairies get, your players should be thankful.

>>53448622
Really interesting, anon

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>>53452087
>Steal your shadow (this is actually a very serious condition)
I'm interested to know more

>grow horns
Not all that terrible

>pluck out your eyes and make ornaments of them (note: you can still see out of them fine, they're just not in your head anymore)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S EVIL

>lock you in a rape cave
Kinky

>spin your hair into gold
Presumably I can now sell my gold hair and make a fortune, yes?

>turn you into a deer/fox and enjoy the hunt
Sounds terrifying

>used as dryad fertilizer (could go either way here, wink wink)
I'm confused on what you mean by this

>instant death if you ever tell a lie again
Meh, lying is a sin anyways

>>53452101
Yes? (I should say no, but I'm too curious to stop)

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>>53452638
You are now doomed to forever be a socially awkward nerd whose obscure hobbies and interests coupled with social anxiety and possible depression seems to create an impenetrable barrier between those you decry - jealously, as a fox insulting the grapes of a vine he couldn't reach - as "normies" not worth your attention. You'll not find gainful employment often, and when you do it'll inevitably be a low-skilled job you're patently underqualified for. You'll probably never marry or have children due to these issues and thereby this curse will end the line of your father, and your father's father, and your father's father's father...

>>53448527
Give it up, you're just a has-been. A useless piece of trash who was never going to succeed.
If it wasn't so funny watching you fail, you would've been fed to a Ba'al, probably.

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Sure, come right on in!

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>>53450441

>>53450374
Bravely Second
Send Player

>>53452638
>I'm interested to know more
Common belief at the time was that shadows/reflections were cast by the soul. As a result, demons and fae don't cast shadows, while mirrors might show their true form behind their disguise or might show nothing at all.

Thus, is your shadow is gone, they stole your soul.

Yes, that means Peter Pan was soulless at the beginning of the story. He isn't human. He probably never was.

>>53452638
>I'm confused on what you mean by this
Option one: you sow your wild oats in her fertile fields, as in you get to fuck the tree lady.

Option two: they kill you and use your corpse for compost.

>>53453205
Or Option three: necrophile dryads

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>>53453034
>ywn be shrunk and bullied by a fairy
Feels bad man

>>53453172
Huh. Didn't know that. That makes Peter Pan kind of creepy now. That means that the soul/shadow he was chasing, might not have been his

>>53453244
T H I C C C K E

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>>53448527
Just wait 1 second while I grab the heavy flamer.

You know, even past the repetitive parts of the game, what got me the most was how much the tone lightened playing the game. You started with a huge cast of evil shitheads, and by the end of the game barely any of them are evil and even the ones still bad are more like Saturday morning cartoon villains than actual villains.

Like, you start with a serial rapist, a mass murderer who cares nothing for the lives of his allies and a dude choking the life out of a country for his own profit and end with three shitheads sitting in a room plotting the most mundane evil plot you can imagine and not even getting to do it before they're immediately caught

Also, GrimGrimorie had a better stable time loop plot, or at least a better ending to it

>>53454200
Different timelines, somewhat different circumstances.
I thought it was interesting to see the various takes on the characters.

>>53448622
Saved. That is some gold right there anon, goddamn faerie gold.

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>>53448527
No.

>>53454656
Sure, I get that. But as the main story was getting darker and more serious, the major side characters got softer and softer. It was incredibly jarring, tone wise.

>>53448527
I actually have a player who has an archfey patron that granted him a tagalong female pixie. The pixie has a hidden motive she hasn't told the warlock about.
Most of the male pixies were wiped out when Hell invaded the Feywlid, so the fey are desperate to find any. Those they do have are slowly being run ragged and infighting is thinning female numbers.
No, male humans/elves/whatever won't do, you fucks. Male pixies only.

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>>53448527
>You trust fairies, don't you?
No, but y'all are a fun group to hang out with. I'd say I have equal chances of being blessed, screwed, pranked, or absolutely nothing happening.

But hey, at least if you do end up screwing me over its usually relatively harmless, right? Right guys? Your not gonna REALLY harm me, are you?

>>53448622
I like you

>>53450789
Now I had an image in my head, of a cursed undead knight and a fairy protecting an abandoned baby human, going against their common natures to ensure this child's safety in the world full of malicious and horrifying fae and vile, bloodthirsty undead

>>53448527
only if they are like flora, fauna, and merry weather
they were bro-tier faeries

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>>53448527
Beware of fairies. Pixies and sprites might seem cute, and their pranks might seem like harmless mischief, but know that even the smallest of the fae is a creature with the power to bend fate. And the difference between what you and they find harmless and amusing will no doubt surprise you.

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>>53455414
Fairy Godmothers are the worst. They see themselves as benevolent stewards, but they are anything but. They toy with mortals, granting their boons just enough to keep the story interesting, intervening only when absolutely necessary. They say it's to build character, but really it's because they see themselves as tiny Gods, binding individual threads of fate into a small tapestry of their own choosing.

>>53450893
I offer her a cup of sugar instead of the opportunity to murder me and pull my guts out of the door

Also it would still be worth it desu

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>>53452137
Those are technically corrupted humans, though considering how fairies often mimic humans in form and custom the difference isn't really that huge to me.

Apostles are pretty much exactly what I'd consider a highly malevolent fairy to be: Pure impulsive desire with a penchant for cruelty, backed by supernatural power that normal people can't fuck with. Even then at least apostles tend to have some lingering emotional connection.

>but fairies are cute and harmless
Puck how do you even pee you have no genitalia

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Small thing I wrote after reading this thread but which is too big to post ITT.

Might continue if anyone has any interest.

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So, /tg/, how you handle feys in your games as either DM or players?

Myself as DM, I always saw to make feys an odd mix between odd logic and batshit insanity, although not necessarily evil. Despite not necessarily being malicious, that doesn't make them safe. Like a fey wanting to warm up the kids at the local orphanage for the winter, it just sets the whole building on fire because it makes sense in its head.
Currently my party have a fey "ally". A fey merchant that among magic items, he'll be quick to buy from you any metaphisical thing you may have to offer. Furthermore he's completely lacking some kind of emotions, including sadness (he defines it as an illness), getting some sorta creepy moments from him despite his happy demeanor. (including him selling the party for a good price a whole lot of fresh human corpses when they asked for some meat that a minotaur would like).
Other interesting details, are that he bought his eyes from a gold dragon and from a wizard to be able with the first to tell how much something is worth, and the second identify magical stuff. He bought other stuff himself like a shadow's step, and a second lucky tail.

Pic related: the merchant is a Cait Sith.

>>53455767
Continue it!

>>53448622
This is how you do faye, this shit right here. One part funny lil creatures two parts "huh that's weird" and three parts "oh fuck no" with a sprinkling of eldrich abomination.

>>53448622
Are these solely created, or are some kind of myth adaptations?

>>53456759
Shellycoat is a folklore thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellycoat

>>53448527
Sure.

Why are there numbers on your wings, by the way?

>>53457489
There isn't? What the hell are you looking at?

>>53457489
Man the whole eldritch feel you get in THAT moment is GOAT.

>>53458063
>>53456656
>eldritch
While technically correct, I know you're only using this word because you think everything is "Lovecraftian"

>>53448637
Is that a yes or a no?

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>>53455567
Lies and slander, mortal.

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>>53448527
Of course I do!

>>53458075
Have you played Bravely Default m8?
Because that shit elder god af.

Also quit your elitist bitching with the use of the term eldritch, it has an acquired meaning that spans from aliens to elder gods, and Lovecraft has not been mentioned as a reference anywhere in these comments.

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>>53459977
To further prove the point, it is related to the faerie folklore.

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>tfw fairies have always been good aligned critters in my campaigns
>even had a fairy familiar at one point
>most treat em like demonic pests

When did fairies start getting thrown into the evil side of the spectrum in more modern tabletops? Hell ive had players try to attack unicorns because they think its out to eat their face

>>53460090
>posts a fairy vore pic

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>>53460090
Fairies have gone back and forth between creepy cautionary tale and cute bedtime story a lot over the years. It's strange but there are people out there that hear the word "Fairy" and think only of pixies like Tinkerbell. If you were to tell them that a dullahan is also a fairy they'd look at you like you were crazy.

I prefer a setting where fairies can lean toward either extreme or anything in between. They are creatures of pure magic and thus come in a tremendous variety of forms, some traditional and others not so much. Furthermore due to their capricious nature and their odd mystical powers, the threat they pose can change at a moment's notice. They're total wild cards.

Even the adorable little sprite isn't harmless. He'll think it's no big deal, funny even, that he turned all the food in your packs to rocks for a minor offense and never consider that you'll starve without it.

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>>53460645
Pretty sure that aint vore, Its that fairy who keeps bathing in the tavern drinks

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JinTai had some nice fairies.
Their mere presence would make things unfold like in a story.
They also pee pure water.

>>53460090
Fairies have been evil for a long, long time. The idea of fairies as cute good natured magical pixie things is Disney shit.

And as >>53460764
says, fairies/fey used to mean pretty much any supernatural creature. "elf" has a lot more mythological variety than the Tolkein kind too.

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>>53460828
Even Disney fairies can be evil. I think the idea that Fairy = Cute winged child (FULL STOP) is a left over from Victorian era pop culture or something.

>>53448622
I've masturbated to this post before.

>>53460907
The Dick stirs.
The Dick remembers.

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>>53460817
>Their mere presence would make things unfold like in a story.
I like this. That can easily be really fun or really scary.

>>53460970
>>53460817
Jinrui is a fantastic show. Pity it doesn't fully adapt the series and show the ending reveal that Assistant is the only living human left which is why nobody could talk to him,
and everyone else was a fairy who were trying make his life happy as he was the last person alive on the planet

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>>53455590
>implying whole hordes of lesser fairies did not start their lives as human children who got replaced by changelings, abducted to the maddening realm of the fey and corrupted beyond repair

>>53455579
IIRC they like sweet things and prepared things, no preservatives.

>>53460907
Do you mean that literally? To which one?

>>53448527
Fuck you and fuck your sister too.

Both of you are flighty assholes, and the screams that would be produced by plucking your wings off would be the greatest symphony the world has ever heard.

Are Cryst-Faeries even a real thing, or are you all just vile servants of the so-called gods?

You make me sick.

tl;dr Suffer not the fairy to live

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>>53461246
>vanquishing fairies willy nilly
I hope you've got some rad curse protection.

>>53461294
Thing is, I can't vanquish the fairies willy-nilly, they have plot armor out the ass and I can only vanquish them once I have utterly fucked up their plans

>>53461119
Shellycoat.

>>53461323

They're called 'fair folk' for a reason.

>>53461435
You are disgusting.

>>53451498
/tg/ thinks all fairies are unseelie fae with a dash of Lovecraft.

>>53461770
>implying they arn't
>implying the seelie fae arn't complete assclowns as well
>implying theres any difference between the evil shits besides whether they look cute or not

>>53461770
That's because they are.

Burn the forests, purge the faeries.

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>>53461770
A creature doesn't have to have tentacles and spikes to be unpredictable and erratic with strange powers.

>>53448622
Screencapped, thank you anon

>>53461801
>>53461892
>>53461927
See what I mean?

>>53461246
But don't a lot of people like playing with ba'als?
If there's more of them, everyone can have so much fun!

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>>53461986
If someone wants to keep it lighthearted and cute, that's their prerogative. I at least understand that fairy can mean different things to different people.

>>53455577
Loli's shouldn't smoke!

>>53460893
>If you step into shallow water you get malaria
Yeah I get that mosquitoes are horrifying but they usually don't climb into you when you fall asleep
Did they do that in the past or something?

>>53461435
That sounds like a racial slur to be honest.

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>>53462172
But if you snatch it away she'll vanish and make you reek like an old dirty ash tray for two weeks straight, and everything you eat or drink will taste like chewing on a wet cigarette.

>>53450701
This is the right answer.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee

This thing haunts my dreams.

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>>53462368

>>53462368
Welp no more sleep for me tonight.

>>53460645
There are two interpretations to this, and both are low tier.

>>53460090
>Did you just piss in my drink?

>>53460090
>Not running your unicorns as 2/3 flamboyant fratbros and 1/3 royalty.
My unicorns will only skewer you on their horns if you insult their manes or refuse to buy them a drink.

>>53462368
>>53462483
Did a game with one of these for a Halloween event.
>You attack with fire. You smell burning fish and it gets angrier
>You attack with cold iron arrows. It's body pulsates to push out the arrows and it gets angrier
Fun times.

>>53460090
In old Celtic Mythology Fairies were divided into 2 big groups. The Seilee and the Unseilee (Probably misspelled those) the Holy and unholy courts in otherwords. The Seilee were mostly nice and would play tricks on mortals to teach them and were generally benevolent but still loved their pranks.

The Unseilee or i.e. dark fey, i.e. unholy court faeries were absolute malevolent dicks. Their pranks often ended in maiming, death, sorrow, and pain. And while you lay there bleeding and you listen to them laugh as you scream and spurt blood, they'll lean over and whisper the punch line in your ear, then look at you like you don't get the joke as you gurgle from the blood in your throat, then mutter something about mortals never getting the joke and high five their friend and walk off.

>>53463332
>Looks like your family fell for it hook, line and sinker!
>HOOK, LINE AND SINKER. Get it?
>Wow, though audience!

>>53450621
Completely understandable post

>>53455767
Color me interested

>>53450789
>An undead warrior protects a child
MY DICK

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>>53464431
But is it really?

The development of Guts' relationship with Puck was really good in Lost Children, which was a rather fairy centric arc. It really cemented their friendship.

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>>53455398
>>53465870
Here's a similar pic, since you guys showed interest.

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Fairies just wanna have fun.

>>53448527
I love fairies, I'd love to have a fairy companion, but fairies that are not assholes are rare as hell.

>>53466736
You can trust that fairy!
She just wants you to awaken the crystals!

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>>53466806
>Awaken Crystals
>crystals are either magic generators or magic death machines
>ever activating crystals

>>53466852
They are the cornerstones of the world, and need to be awakened to save the world!
You want to save the world, right?
You should go awaken the crystals!

>>53466893
I don't really feel like it, why don't you ask me later.

>>53448622
I hate these. Not yours in particular, but every time someone attempts to make "cool" and "interesting" mythology and folklore.

While real folklore may sound like nonsense to us, there's always a reason to it. A history. Some reason the myth formed.

These /tg/ lists of folklore always read as lolrandom nonsense made for the sake of sounding cool rather than feeling like actual myths and legends. There's no weight or history to it.

>>53466910
But there's no time for later, if you don't awaken the crystals, the world will die! You don't want the world to die, right?
So you should go awaken the crystals!

>>53466806
>>53466959
>>53466893

jesus it's like I'm playing BD all over again. Cold iron, brethen.

>>53466995
Silly! You shouldn't be bothering with cold iron, you should be awakening crystals!

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>>53461246
Judging from the implications in the games, Cyst-faeries are just servitors created by various powers in order to carry out their wills, and judging by Ouroboros and Providence, most of those powers are completely evil.

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>>53466806
>>53467013
I'll awaken the crystals. Maybe the result will be good or bad (probably bad) but it should at least be interesting. Besides, I have an insatiable and suicidal curiosity for these kinds of things.

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>>53461770
Most of the Fae were completely fucking evil and amoral Anon. There were some genuinely good one such as Danu, but they are one in a million. Most Fae would fuck you over simply for shits and giggles, even the so-called "good" ones could, and would fuck you over for absolutely petty and unfathomable reasons. Do remember that these are the same beings who would steal children away in the dead of night to their maddening realms of horror and debauchery after replacing them with changelings, Anon.

>>53467157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnUxfpH41M

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>tfw you were the faeries all along

>>53467157

Between the fairies, the nature of Ouroborus and Providence, and Ringabel's actions in Bravely Second, I do hope they make a Bravely Third. There's enough loose ends in that universe that need explaining to justify a 3rd game at least.

I have no idea how they're going to break the fourth wall in a 3rd game without people guessing it though. I mean I spent at least a couple of chapters trying to figure out what was hiding in "End Layer". I think they deliberately made what actually happened to the title an anticlimax because everyone expected it though.

AND THEN YEW AND PROVIDENCE DECIDE TO FUCK THE FOURTH WALL.

>>53466935
That seems like a lack of imagination on your part. They are each vague enough so that I can imagine any of those being used to warn people away from some specific activity or situation, or parleyed into some parable.

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>>53467233
>beings who would steal children away
Whaaaaaaaat? Who would do that?! You're crazy friend, stop trying to make the fae all edgy and scary. Here, look at this cute nymph helping this poor girl. Nothing sinister about that. Nothing at all.

>>53466935
I think you may be misinterpreting whats going on in that post, anon. There is nothing lolrandom about the creatures he is describing. Sure, they are strange, as fey ought to be, but each of the descriptions includes some kind of threat, as fey ought to do.

The fey, in our actual mythology, are otherworldly, magical and can be frightening. Infact, as >>53448577
implied, only a fool doesnt the fey. Sometimes it isn't as much that they are evil as it is that they simply don't notice or care about the fact that you need your organs to survive, or even that your survival matters. A fairy is cute and pretty and prone to dance. It is also likely to take something you really need, like your shoes of your eyes. They are the original cosmic horror. Long before Lovecraft imagined elder gods that might unmake our world by waking up, celts and other tribal folk were imagining elder gods that might accidently murder you on the way to piss or intentionally murder your whole family for failing to follow some overcomplicated ritual when you went to piss.

>>53455579
This man knows how to deal with the fey.

>>53467998
So what I'm getting is, fairies don't like you taking a piss.

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>>53448527
They can make for good familiars if you keep them in line. If you are good enough you can even draw upon their powers.

Though the XIV Faries are kinda terrifyingif you bother to read the Scholar questlines.

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>>53467811
If you are trying to get me to believe your honeyed words, you are going to have to try harder than that, my Fae friend.

>>53461065
Bruh, that's nuts.

>>53461077
Sugar is pure sucrose, no preservatives involved.

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>>53466027
>lost children will never be animated

>>53467998
>The fey, in our actual mythology, are otherworldly, magical and can be frightening.
But they have an internal logic. A logic that doesn't make sense to the modern mind, but they have a logic.

The problem with posts like the one I quoted is they have no internal logic. They try to be whimsical and random without understanding the reason why behind the real myths.

It falls flat because of this.

It's imitation without understanding.

This happens a lot with fictional slang and slurs, too. They end up insulting something that makes no sense and leaves the setting feeling toothless. The writers of these don't understand the origins of real life slang and slurs and thinks they can get away with just making shit up without any thought put into it.

>>53460090
i think its part the resurgance of faye in popular media as creatures of malicious mischief and even outright evil (Harry Potter, Dresden, Grimm) rather than just their cute pixie cousins who work for disney combined with a bit of player paranoia assuming anything helpful, harmless, or innocent is just there for the GM to fuck them with ie: that lost child is really a halfling assassin or the old woman who lives by the woods and offered us lodging for the night is CLEARLY a witch and plans to eat us, better burn her!

>>53468343
Fictional slurs are always going to sound toothless, because they refer to people who don't exist.

There aren't any lizardmen in real life, so calling them "scalies" or "sunbathers" or "coldbloods" won't elicit a reaction in the reader.

You can't offend a group that doesn't exist.

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>>53468382
Well no wonder people hate fairies, they're sticking their dirty bodies and slutty genitals in our coffee. Probably put some cursed potion in there while they were at it.

>>53468452
And yet, how many weirdos out there would drink it?

>>53468475
What's the worst that could happen? I mean, dying's not so bad, you know?

>>53466027
Lost Children is the best arc.

>>53468475
Did their magic fairy dust get into the coffee? What happens if I drink it? That is the question.

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>>53468497
>if you drink the coffee, you turn into a fairy
>that is how they reproduce
Have you ever actually seen a male fairy? Have you ever seen a pregnant female fairy?

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>>53468497
There are fates worse than death Anon.

>>53450441
>>53450499
Best tastes

>>53455036
What about a scroll of polymorph?

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>>53468565
I thought they were born from flowerbuds or just coalesced from ambient magical energies or whipped up by Gods to tend gardens or livestock. Or they just stole human children and turned them into new fairies. Pic related

>>53468502
Agreed. Lost Children and Troll Suppression are my favorite arcs.

>>53468429
Nice try government official. We all know your snake people!

>>53448527
>Please do not mind the trained cannons aimed at you or make any sudden movements, this is for your own safety miss.
>SCANNING FOR ANTISOCIAL TENDENCIES
>MINIMAL MISCHIEF FOUND
>SCANNING FOR CRIMINAL RECORD
>NOT FOUND
>SCANNING FOR POTENTIALLY ORDER DISRUPTING MAGIC
>NEGLIGIBLE
>ALIGNMENT: NG
>We would like to welcome you to neotropolis III and remind you there is currently a dangerous fairy hunter on the loose. Please proceed to the nearest fae protection office as soon as possible. If needed a guided tour will be provided to include these facilities as well as employment offices and many cultural points of interest. If searching for a particular resident you can always use the holo directory. Also accept an elixir snowcone for any inconvenience this screening may have caused to you. Good day.
>YOU CAN LEAVE NOW TAKING THE DOOR TO YOUR LEFT OR VISIT AT A LATER TIME
>NEXT ARRIVAL PLEASE PROCEED FOR SCREENING.

>>53448527
Fuck off, Airy!

>>53468989
Good answer! She's just some vapid idiot, really.
I wonder, though...do you want to play with some ba'als?

>>53455579
>Implying she wouldn't pull your guts and then throw some sugar on it before festing on it

It's like it's your first day in adventuring school and you slept through 101 fey encounters.

>>53468382
>Not having a faeries only section at his cafeteria
Is like you don't want the gold pieces mang.

>>53468382
"Tha fuuuuck you doin in my coffee. Get out. go on, shoo."

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All these people saying they wouldn't let a fairy into their home are just as likely to be screwed as those that do. They're not vampires, they don't need permission to enter, and if you deny them entry they might get mad and you'll be screwed.

>>53469285
Actually, in a lot of mythologies, fey beings have to follow some rules, and a pretty common one is that they cannot enter a dwelling without permission - it's likely where vampires got it from in fact.

It's also a rule they hold humans to, problem being what constitutes their dwelling is usually not obvious to a human ahead of time which causes problems.

I'll trust you if you give me your true name.

>>53469452
She gives her name out all the time. She's Airy, from Bravely Default: Flying Fairy. It's like a Final Fantasy game, without the FF.
And she's a cryst-fairy, you can trust her! She just wants you to awaken the crystals!

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>>53469452
>Oh that? Sure!
>It's [UNINTELLIGIBLE GIBBERISH FOR 10 STRAIGHT MINUTES]

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>>53469452
>I am Airy! Demolisher Of World Bounds! Faithful servant of His Malevolence, Lord Ouroboros! God of Destruction!
>Now come would-be hero! Come and tremble before my might!
>*Evil Wings intensifies*

Should have just awakened the crystals Anon.

>>53469540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07S7mn9C_k

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>fairies
>albino cat-rabbits
>flowers
>trusting any of these

Nah, m8. I'll stick to tiki masks. Tiki masks know what's up.

>>53469648
>albino cat-rabbits
So albino catfox things are fine with you, then, as long as they aren't part rabbit?
Perhaps I could interest you in a contract?

>>53469672
Why would I need Faustian bargains when there are based tiki masks?

>>53469688
Have you ever actually SEEN a talking tiki mask, though?

Tell you what, we can make a contract to GET you a tiki mask.

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>>53469688
Don't trust the tiki mask >>53469694 is offering!

>>53448527
Sure.

By default, even.

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hello friends. seen any crystals around?

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>>53448527
>trust fairies

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>>53448527
Of course, come in and have some tea dearie! keh heh heh heh

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>>53466564

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>>53462368
oh god, why

>>53466935
The first one links into medieval beliefs about standing stones in Britain: they thought giants had built them. The sixth is directly from folklore. The seventh seems something like a edgy version of a church grim.

Sorry, but I just think you're flat out wrong here and not only in your take on that post, but in your take on folklore in general. It's easy to look at something like a kelpie or rusalka and see the lesson in the story, but what about a wulver? What about a nice version of one of the lesson creatures, like a water bull? I mean, a skrzat is just a fucking bat.

>>53469078
Look, I can play this game all day, but it sounds like you need schooling if you didn't spot the opportunity to create a binding verbal contract with the exchange of goods and services.

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>>53452434
I really like this a lot.

>>53467157
I can't help but want the Exposition Fairy in the next game to be good, instead of evil. We know there are good Celestials Because the player is one so one of them could make one.

>>53474940
They wouldn't even have to do anything to get people to not trust it. Not after two games of evil fairies.
Or they could do something to make it seem actually untrustworthy at the beginning, but it's really good all along, which feels more like what they'd do. It's helping the people you THINK are the bad guys, but they're not.
Or maybe it's something silly. Some worldending cult pops up, notices that two fairies have been seen trying to end the world, find a third, and INSIST it helps them do the same. But it's actually trying to help save the damn place from something else.

>>53449961
>Plus maybe some really kinky stuff will happen.
This is why I do anything ever in a TTRPG

>>53467532
m8, if you watched the after-credits bit,
they literally all but announce a third game,
what with Ringabel reporting back to his boss on the moon that the Sword of the Brave has been found

Personally, I think it would be called Bravely FINALE

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>>53469245
You're not fooling anyone here.