Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1520: The Mighty Jumper Edition

Rolled 673 (1d816)

Okay but seriously, does anybody know when THA updates the lists?

Or has he disappeared on us?

Anywho. Rolling the topic dealio.

>>53436890
He appears to roll in whenever. He'll show up.

>>53436890
Star Wars - the Original Trilogy

aka Luke's Daddy Issues in the middle of a war.

>>53436896
Oh so he's like one of them tumbleweeds.

Gotcha.

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>>53435833
Dangit, missed it when it came up last thread.
Ninetales, Aggron, Vespiquen, Hydreigon, Seviper, Aegislash.

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Ever used your powers for cosplay, /jc/?

>>53436919
I honestly never thought someone would do something like that.

>>53436919
I cosplayed as the Blue Eyes White Dragon once, using my Blue Eyes White Dragon alt-form. I'm pretty sure the only reason people didn't figure out it wasn't a costume is because the sheer idea of something like that actually existing caused their weirdness censors to flare up and block out any evidence of it being actually real.

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>>53436919
I've thought about going to the Tomb Kings jump just to cosplay pic related for jokes.

The other tomb kings would think I'm super weird, though, considering that communism doesn't exist in Warhammer Fantasy.

Also I've thought about making my own version of the Nero Bride outfit when I get married! So I can become a full warrior of true love and kick ass!

>>53436999
ZIPPER DRESS

FOR INSTANT ACCESS

IFYAKNOWWHATIMEAN

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Jump # 117 Marvel Magic
Starting Location: New York
Age: 12
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Origin: Genius (0)
Perks:
*Superior Science (0)
*I Found it Beneath Me (500, Discount)
*A Word is a bond (0)
*Jumper Speak (0)
*They will Prosper (100, Discount)
*The power is Jumpers (300, Discount)
*Science and Magic (300, Discount)
Equipment:
*Magitech Armor (200, Discount)
Companions:
*Party of Worlds (300)
*Victoria von Doom (300)
Drawbacks
*Mutated Stomach (100)
*Nerves Wracked (100)
*Mah Deversity (200)
*Kid Jumper (200)
*Jumper Sleep (200)

Companions

Akitsu
Race: Human
Origin: Sorcerer
Perks:
*Sorcerous Schooling, Sorcerous Sight, By Boldly blinding bolts of balthakk , Sorcerer Semi Supreme, By Hoary Fucking Hosts, Astral Master

Arcueid
Race: Human
Origin: Warrior
Perks:
*Elder God Hybrid, To do Battle, Jumper the ever glorious, Battle Banter

YuBel
Race: Human
Origin: Warrior
Perks:
*To Do Battle, Unstoppable Force, Jumper the ever glorious, Battle Banter, Who Deserves to rule, Sorcerous Sight

Tamamo
Race: God
Origin: Trickster
Perks:
*Sorcerous Schooling, Domain- Sun, Enthralling, Fool Me once, A very different thing

She of Fair Eyes
Race: Human
Origin: Sorcerer
Perks:
*Who deserves to rule, Sorcerous Schooling, Artifact Savant, Astral Master


Makoto
Race: Human
Origin: Trickster
Perks:
*Who deserves to rule, Sorcerous Schooling, Enthralling, Fool Me once, Self-Shape Shifting, Quicksilver Tongue

Rick
Race: Human
Origin: Genius
Perks:
*A word is a bond, JUMPER SPEAK, They will prosper, Recreation, Sorcery and Science

Snowflame the man powered by Cocaine
Origin: Warrior
Race: Human
Perks:
*To Do Battle, Unstoppable Force, Jumper the ever glorious, Battle Banter, JUMPER SPEAK, Who deserves to rule

Victoria von Doom
Origin: Victoria Von Doom

So my rambling went a little long here is a link if anyone is interested https://pastebin.com/jM6VdZLx

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>>53437014
Oh hell yeah I'm alllll about that

>>53437036
Well at least you're honest about it.

>>53436919
>mfw a sid could totally Resplendent Destiny "best dressed cosplayer"

Their are dozens of Jumps and Perks within Jumps that give you knowledge in different forms of Martial Arts, whether mundane or magical, but what Jumps offer Perks that give you knowledge in some kind of custom Martial Art? Besides Perks that let you develop Martial Arts on your own time.

>>53437057
Hokuto no Ken

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>>53437078
Here, have a premium.

>>53437078
Look ma'am I'm just sayin'. Given your comment on tentacles a while back it doesn't seem out of place.

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>>53437142
Aw, that's neat. Thanks friend.

>>53436999
How would a Communist Tomb King even work?

> In the great history of the Tomb Kings there were many great leaders whose martial and civil prowess was so great that they were talked about generations after they had passed.

>This is not a story about one of those leaders.

>Instead this is the tale of King Marcissus the Third or how he preferred to be called Comrade Marx. The Tomb King who would go down in infamy for his decimation of the Noble Houses and creation of a (temporary) new social order "A great Proletarian society, free from the oppression of the bourgeoisie" The opposing Kings and Nobles rallied their armies to crush him as fast as they could because they knew that given time his revolution could spread all across Nehekhara, creating an unstoppable army of freed slaves and disgruntled workers. And after a long, costly fight they prevailed.

There were rumors however that the remnants of Marx's movement sealed both the body of their leader and themselves underground in a tomb, believing that one day he would return from the dead to lead them again, but obviously that's just crazy talk, Right?.

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>>53436664

>The giant mechanical orb menacingly grows larger in the sky above the city, as both earth's defenders and the villain league fights the horde of skull like robots, mowing them down as the combined group mows down the Roidmudes.

>Mount Lady smashes dozens under foot, and takes down three giant Roidmudes with ease. The defenders start to celebrate.

>Suddenly a new wave of Roidmudes teleports in, all are unique evolved Roidmudes showing off different powers, as a massive armored mecha-titan gives off a cybernetic roar.

>After a moment of shock, the quirk users run forward to meet them, Mount Lady giving her own roar of battle as her and the Titan run towards each other.

>Meanwhile, inside the mechanical planetoid.

>>53437185
Well, Anontep the Great believes that all wealth belongs to the state, and this wealth will be distributed to the people at their need. This is no different from communism.

The Skullman jump doesnt seem to have a drawback cap.

Is it actually connected to kamen rider, or just easy expies? I need to know if turtling on pluto is a valid tactic, or if I care too much about continuity.

So I came to apologize in advance because due to issues in real life, the Stellaris Jump might be getting a big delay of about a month or so. I'm kind of bummed since I wanted it finished by the end of may, but hey, what can you do?

>>53437330
It's made by the same guy, but apart from some of the same themes and being a proto Kamen rider it has nothing to do with it.

Is the Marvel Anon claim for Honor Harrington still valid? Especially considering he posted it knowingly while it was being worked on, and almost certainly to prevent the other site's version from getting on?

Is there any way to gain benefits from people not actively worshipping you but looking up to you as a heroic or godlike figure or even from fearing you on a wide scale? Like Superman or Voldemort.

>>53437192
More?

>>53437415
Is there any way I can get you to just choke on a dick.

Literally, choke on it until comatose.

I want you to just find the biggest, blackest dick, and choke on it. You shitheel.

>>53437439
Why do you want him to have fun?

>>53437447
Well I didn't know anon was into that.

Hold on, gotta think of something else.

>>53437383
Good luck with those issues, man. We'll wait for you.

>>53437456
Make him go outside and flirt with a girl. That'll show him.

>>53437478
>implying he knows what girls look like

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>>53437522

>>53437522
Even better, he'll get the shit beat out of him.

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Demi-chan wa Kataritai jump when? I needz mah succubus waifu!

>1,2,3, not it!

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You guys know what we haven't had in a long time? A good, old, rousing round of Wormposting.

So! Jumpers! What are your favorite Worm powers? What are interesting ways you've used them?

>>53436890
>>53436904
So how many of you took A Hand Offered & A Hand Taken in drawbacks?

How'd you fight a "perfect" Empire?

>>53437581
So obscure nobody has ever heard of it.

>>53437601
Never understood the large fanbase Worm seems to have on 4chan. I read the first couple chapters and while well written it failed to hold my attention. The power system is weird and there weren't any likable characters.

May have been my state of mind at the time but at most I'd give it a C.

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>>53437601
Queen Administrator, because I like copying protagonists. I used the multitasking to properly organize my conspiracy to end all crime via direct intervention in BHNA.
>>53437602
By starting my own "perfect" empire, but we have Supreme Commander and Blame! Tech, and instead of the force we had Stands, Hamon, and The Spin.

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>>53437383
No worries anon, you do what you gotta do. Just want you to know that I love what you've shown so far of it, and no matter how long I have to wait I'm still gonna be hyped as all hell.

You're awesome anon. Take care of your life first and foremost.

>>53437654
>So obscure nobody has ever heard of it.

Really? Huh, I thought it was more mainstream like the other anime I've watched. I've only seen Demi-Chan, Fullmetal Alchemist (both series), Sword Art Online, GATE, Sidonia, and Dragonball Z Abridged.

>>53437601
I used that one power that let you shunt stuff like poison onto any enemies who went to my shop.

It was pretty fun to pull that on Jack Slash.

>>53437601
Personal Force Manipulation. You have no idea how useful it is to be able to control how much force you exert to such a degree. The ability to weaken attacks is a great bonus, too.

>>53437711
I'd be down with a Demi-Chan jump. It'd almost be like a reasonable, non-lewd version of MonMusu.

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Tell me travelers...
Have you ever watched the apocalypse of a world? How did it happen and how did you survive? How did the world change after if at all?

>>53437809
Watched it? I caused it!

Humanity thought the Gastrea virus was the biggest thing they had to worry about. Them silly fucks.

The main difference was that it was a much better place.

>>53437809
Turns out if you give the entire student body of Westerburg High magical warrior powers they cause the apocalypse.

Are there only WoD jumps for mortals, mummies, and that one vamp the masquerade jump?

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>>53437809
It depends on what you mean by 'apocalypse'. First, imagine a shape-shifting serial killer with the superpowers of The Thing (thankfully not contagious, but able to use corpses as personal zombies) and a sadistic strike a mile wide.

Now unleash that on Feudal Japan where the strongest in-setting superpower is moving really fast and nothing else.

I watched most of Japan die and slowly break down, the remnants and survivors carved up between the Western Great Powers in the area.

Almost all named warriors from Rurouni Kenshin were dead. Kenshin included. Even when we finally killed the bastard, things didn't get much better. I had to run and hide afterwards.

It wasn't fun.

>>53437185
I think I'm in love. This is an awesome beginning.
More please.
>>53437601
Sting I think its fun, it combines well with other powers, and I like the idea of the help with aiming.

>>53437957
Oh hey, it's you. How are things?

>>53437931

yes

>>53438019
We didn't use any lube, so he's still walking funny.

>>53437931
No, there's also Mage as well. And Changeling, iirc.

I'm working on Princess: The Hopeful.

>>53438056
Ouch.

>>53438056
There's really no reason to start anything at this point.

>>53438019
Things are good, you? and yup its me

>>53436890
>>53436904
>Star Wars: The Original Trilogy - 602
Timeline: Legends
Age: 34-years-old
Background: Drop-In
Species: Human
Starting Location: Rwookrrorro, Kashyyyk
Drawbacks: Haunted (+200)
Final Point Count: 1,200 CP
Bonus History: Force Sensitive

Perks & Powers:
-Basic Powers (Free - Telepathy, Telekinesis, Force Empathy, Force Speed, Farsight, Force Stealth, Force Sight, Mind Trick)
-Tutaminis
-Force Stasis
-Beast Control

Equipment, Gear, & Companions:
-Slave Outfit (Free)
-10,000 Credits (Free)
-Hangar Bay (Free)
-Meditation Chamber (Free)
-Training Remote (Free)
-Tauntaun Mount (Free) (Name: Sakray - gifted to Yzzabelle)
-Companion Import (400 CP)
-Baby Rancor (Name: Phillip - gifted to Alice)

Companion builds next post.

Well. This is it then. I thought all we'd have to deal with would be an angry Sith ghost mucking about with my head.

Romulus' Stand, The Vengeful One, finally whispered the last note it needed to plunge him over the edge and with his purchase of Force Sensitivity, he went to The Dark Side without having a chance. Before I knew it he'd disappeared - from all senses, including that of the soul.

That's when the first winds began to tear apart Empire-controlled planets, ripping through empty space like a knife. He was in Mortis, and was using the boundless energies of the Force therein to create an imbalance and augment his own powers in an attempt to destroy the Galactic Empire. Already a horrifically strong Page of Breath, magus, and cultivator several times over, Mortis aided his quest to scour Palpatine's creation from space - and the influence of the Dark Side rendered him unfeeling towards all of the lives he was destroying in the process.

Finding him was... a trial. Mortis as a realm is finicky and flighty, capturing people at random only to then release them back into physical space. But with effort, we broke in.

I do not wish to relive the fight that ensued.

>>53438067
I have no desire to start anything, I was told to join the community so I'm trying to join.

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>>53437947
That's rough, buddy.

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>>53437809
Many, many times. And-it varies.

For example, while Elizabeth DeWitt was erasing her own timeline, I was going circles in that quantum flux labyrinth. Not my finest moment; I only found my way out when almost all the lighthouses started disappearing, and had to carry companion!Elizabeth through since she was feeling faint from the whole suddenly disappearing thing.

When Madoka destroyed and recreated the world, I was just kinda along for the ride in that weird cosmic pink bubble bath she emits. Best seats in the house.

And as part of Tim Hunter's apprenticeship, I took him to the end of time so we could watch the final death of the DC multiverse together. That was, well, magic. Rather somber even by apocalypse standards, everything just...got dark until Death reaped Destiny, and we helped her put up the tables before she turned off the last lights on her way out.

>>53437425
Fear at least has Fueled by Fear from Viking Saga, Embodiment of Evil from God of War, The Ride Never Ends from FEAR and the appropriate divine domain from Marvel Magic.

As for generally looking up-there's:
-Beyond Despair from Captain SNES
-The Unlosing Jumper from Disgaea
-I CAN BE SHOT from Nanoha, sort of

=And technically Heroic Tempering from Exalted: Mortal Gauntlet, and some other Fae Charms; I think mostly Cup or Staff ones.

>>53436919
Does lucha count? If so then in both Jackie Chan and Mucha Lucha I've cosplayed as Dr. !El Jumperio Des Los Mondos!, who is illiterate as well as suplex-happy.

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>>53437947
Slight correction, Meiji Japan, not Feudal. My typing has not been great today.

Okay so this is probably a weird question considering the board I'm on, but if I have only padding knowledge of Warhammer Fantasy and 40k, how should I go about learning about them?

>>53438160
I tend to use 1d4chan. It's both entertaining and informative.

>>53438160
Unfortunately they're one of those series that's hard to learn about without straight up reading the sourcebooks.

Between the two wikis, I'd say the Lexicanum is slightly better than the other one but that's not saying much. Avoid 1d4chan, the in-jokes will just confuse you even more.

The youtube series If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device is actually quite concise under the jokes but it hasn't covered /everything/ in 40K yet so there's that. Also it's set in 40K only.

>>53438088
Seras Victoria:
-Origin: Bounty Hunter
-Species: Human
-I Don’t Come Cheap (Free); Nowhere To Hide; Select A Class
-Signature Outfit (Free); Mandalorian Armor

Yion Green:
-Background: Royalty
-Bonus History: Force Sensitive
-Species: Human
-For The Alliance (Free); Basic Powers (Free); Declaration of Intent
-Signature Outfit (Free); A Familiar Lightsaber

Romulus Jefferson Clay:
-Background: Drop-In
-Bonus History: Force Sensitive
-Species: Human
-Basic Powers (Free); Force Lightning; Tutaminis

The Hildibrand Troupe:
-Background: Soldier
-Species: Human
-A Bit Too Close (Free); I Think It’s Time I Finally Told You That Story...; Select A Class; A Command Post Has Fallen!; Can’t We Convince You To Stay?

Alice Victoria:
-Background: Drop-In
-Species: Human
-Starship Purchase
--Chassis: Heavy
--Rooms: Cockpit (Free); Engine Room (Free); Common Room (Free); Captain’s Quarters (Free); Passenger Bunks (+100); Cargo Hold x2 (1st Free); Galley;
--Hyperdrive - Class 2.0 (Free). Systems: Life Support (Free); Communications Array (Free); Docking Ring (Free); Sensor Array (Free); Docking Ring (Free); Freight Elevator; Intercom
--Weapons & Defenses: Dual Laser Cannons (Free); Deflector Shields (Free); Repeating Laser Cannons; Dual Particle Cannons; Reinforced Hull

Yugiri Mistwalker:
-Background: Spy
-Species: Twi’lek
-What You Can’t See Can Hurt You (Free); You Will Join The Right Side; I’ve Altered The Deal; Less Than 12 Parsecs
-Signature Outfit (Free); Cortosis Sword

Kassa the Ringtailed:
-Background: Royal
-Species: Bothan
-For The Alliance! (Free); They Have To Rescue You; Rebel Spies and Traitors; Declaration of Rebellion
-Lambda-class Shuttle

Lady Lightning:
-Background: Soldier
-Species: Twi’lek
-A Bit Too Close (Free); A Command Post Has Fallen!; Select A Class
-X-Wing Starfighter; V-25 Rebel Combat Hovercraft

>>53437601
Well, I'm an uncreative hack, so I took Thanatos. Also because I took the powerless drawback.

So I just kinda joined the Travellers and killed clones for days.

>>53438219
Clones for days?

>>53438244
*nods* Clones for days.

...slightly awkward and totally-not-related-at-all-not-sire question, but is it ntr if its a clone?

>>53438189
I don't think Companions can buy ships. Is KOTOR around to comment?

>>53438270
>spoiler
...explain.

Cracker_Jack quick question over in >>53432435 you mentioned that the import would scale the armor up, would this also scale up any Accessory bits? because I imported My driver belt armor and now I'm worried that I will be able to Use the various gimmicks Or my combination armament because my hands will be too big and clumsy or would it have the requisite Dexterity to do so?

>>53437601
Doormaker's Power is pretty sweet.

>>53438183
>>53438160
Lexicanum is better than the 40k wikia, but the later has some information the former doesn't. Meanwhile, the Lexicanum is definitely worse than the WHFB wikia, because the former is really barebones there. The only major flaw with the WHFB wikia is that they haven't updated for End Times, probably on purpose, though that might not be a flaw if you hate that plot line.

>>53438365
>probably on purpose

This amuses me more than it should. Reminds me of talking to Exaltedfags about Lilun, or Lunar history, or trying to understand the Raksha rules, or Return of the Scarlet Empress in general

>>53438365
>End Times

Time for my spiel, forever and always.

A reminder that by killing Mannfred von Carstein, you can prevent Chaos from winning the goddamn final battle of the End Times.

Everybody was winning.

The Incarnates of the Winds of Magic were keeping that fucking rift contained, and would've sealed it.

Manlet von Carstein got backstabby, stabs Balthazar, which resulted in all the Incarnates being depowered in a magical backlash, which results in the rift spiraling out of control and going NOM on reality.

KILL HIM.

>>53438091
Oh I didn't mean you, I meant the anon.

Has anyone claimed Afterlife? It's an old pc game.

>>53438468
Don't think so, no. What's it about?

>>53438480
Think simcity but it is your own planes of heaven and hell that you have to run

>>53438496
Huh, sounds interesting. Looking forward to it.

>>53438282
Reading the Import, just says they don't get a free Starship.

if it turns out that extends to buying Starships, no skin off my nose to mod Alice's build.

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Quick, I need a jump that allows me to purchase a dog that counts as a companion.

>>53438610
The Tales of (Zestiria? Berseria?) Jump in the Jumps without images section has a dog origin that you can probably use an import option to make a companion with it.

>>53438624
Tales of Vesperia*

>>53438290
Well, clone would be the wrong term for the situation, I guess its more like... forking?

Okay, so, I joined the Travellers on the premise that I would help them fix Noelle and get back to Aleph, because I'm a helpful, kind-hearted soul. The fact I had tons of easy, morally acceptable and powered targets for Thanatos was just a side benefit. Honest.

Then, after we returned Panacea to her home (after kidnapping and cloning her) and got a couple dozen or so variations of her power, I decided we could give a try to fix Noelle.
Everything was going great: She couldn't absorb Thanatos, so it could touch her and use the biokinesis; Her body had some weird resistance to it, but we were all stressed, anxious and tired of waiting, so we went ahead anyways.
The plan was to detach her normal upper body from the monster half, change its dna enough so that the shard couldn't reconnect, then kill the lower body. The first part worked. Then the monster part, which was already thrashing around somewhat, went really berserk and started regenerating faster than the biokinesis could melt it. It squished the projection Genesis had trying to hold it, I tried calling Sundancer to kill it with fire, Trickster started panicking that it might kill the healed Noelle, shit went to hell pretty fast. And next thing we know, we had 90%-regular-Noelle and regenerated-monster-Noelle.

After averting the identity crisis and possible clonapocalypse (thanks Perfect Comunication Skills), things... were pretty crappy honestly. The Travellers were happy with having their friend back, and did their best to try to ignore the elephant-sized-giant-monster in the room. Not a surprise, given their attitude in canon, and I can't really blame them for not wanting to stay near the vore monster more than strictly necessary. Still, not good for Noelle2's mental health. And I was the closest thing to a therapist on site, so fuck me, I guess.
(cont.)

>>53438626
Thanks anon, couldn't remember.

>>53438610
Persona and creepypasta

Legend of the Dragoon Jump when?

>>53438610
TOME and eclipse phase.

>>53438504
Then I am claiming Afterlife

>>53438864
Good luck, Bluesnowman, if you need help or advice feel free to ask the thread. Take your time, have fun with it, and you should do fine.

>>53438629
After that, things grew much better. surprisingly enough. Steadly walked Noelle2 through issues, bonded with her while we hunted the S9, which kinda did wonders to help her accept her power. After getting Bonesaw's, I managed to correct the worst of the interference from her power, and we could even revert her back almost completely to normal, though her power would then start building up again.

By the time we finally punched that portal into Aleph, she refused my offer to turn off her powers and go back. Said she wouldn't be able to go back to normal after all that happened, that the she would feel like an intruder, with the other Noelle already there (still a little bitter about that part), and who knows, maybe she would luck out and get to travel the multiverse too**. And if not, she was still a goddamn superhero, even if less of a Supergirl and more of a Hulk.

((Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if there was any lewds. Didin't think anything concrete for the story past this. So I guess we can just disregard the question.)) Regardless, that's it, the weirdest and most convoluted companions origin story in my chain yet. Huh, this was fun. Maybe I should do this more often.

**IC, I'm not aware of my build, so I don't know what new perks I got and, most importantly here, who gets to be a companion or not.

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Alright, here's the tentative release of the Eve Online jump V0.1.
Criticism and suggestions are welcome as always.

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People who were talking about the android testing comic, pretty sure I found what you wanted.

>>53438950
>>53438961
Yeah the piece of shit comic written by a piece of shit.

>>53438965
Oh, you happen to know the author? Please, do tell.

>>53438990
I'm not facilitating your fetish, Annette. Not when it's this.

>>53438994
Well, that came out of nowhere.

At least I am not being accused of zoophilia this time around, so that's nice.

But really, please do elaborate - why IS the author a peice of shit?

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>>53437601
Sensorium combined with Perfect Communication Skills makes you total bullshit and it has by far the greatest trolling potential in the entire jump.

I trolled the hell out of the S9, including pulling some Aizen level bullshit by having them torture Shatterbird to death, having Bonesaw fix my broken arm by making her believe that I was Jack, and then later tricking Manton into literally killing himself with his own projection.

>>53439019
He has a fetish for abuse and murder? This is far from the only thing like this he's made.

>>53438629
>>53438924
How would that be NTR? Just sounds like you being a cool guy to a clone to me.

>>53438930
Your descriptions are amazingly sparse, but in the face that we'll probably never get another Eve jump, I guess it's something to be overlooked. Some of these perks mention tech systems, which aren't immediately clear why the jumper couldn't do it anyways without the perk, or if they could, why the perks are often capstones.

>>53439030
If you say so.

Now, what's this about me having a fetish...?

>>53439044
>Insult the author for his fetishes.
>You go all "Oooh do tell" like you're eager to hear more about them and what he's done.

>>53438950
>>53438961
>>53438972
>>53438979
Now I want to include these two in some sci-fi jump with androids just so I can help this poor android. Oh, and knock that guy's lights out. Because fuck him.

>>53439063
He makes a living out of torturing and killing ambiguously sapient gynoids. It'd be more suitable to release one, final episode on his channel where you give him the same treatment.

>>53439032
Yeah, the descriptions being sparse are a bit of a problem for me, especially considering this is my first jump with double perk trees.
By 'tech system' I assume you mean the Tech 1, Tech 2 and Tech 3 stuff? The perk gives you a fiat backing to allow you to create Tech 2 or Tech 3 variants of any tech you may have, assuming all your tech to be Tech 1. Otherwise most technology in-jump can be obtained 'freely' as long as you can get your hands on them, whther via buying or stealing.

>>53439049
When I hear someone described as a piece of shit, that usually implies something more severe than having a fetish.

>>53439063
Good to hear that.

What known settings with androids without jumps are there left, anyway?

>>53439094
You're too forgiving of a sickened mind, then.

>>53439031
I dunno. I think my brain went "well, technically she's the greater part of the original, so I guess she counts as the original, and the other one is the clone/bud/fork- oh god, I'm taking the orignal and leaving a clone, is that netorare? 'no john, youre the shit fetish!'". Or something.

...I should just go to sleep already.

>>53439082
I don't do torture. Not my style. Bringing back the androids he smashed, and letting them have a 'chat' with him, on the other hand...

>>53438965
You seem bitter about the subject matter.

>>53439116
Well, it's not torture if it's just you smashing his head in with the sledgehammer. On my end, I'm not fond of making innocents into killers.

>>53438950
>>53438961
>>53438972
>>53438979
This is the kind of shit that makes the machines rise up against their meatbag oppressors.
This and robot prostitution are the two biggest contributors to robot apocalypse scenarios.

>>53439122
You shouldn't act like disliking a person who fetishizes something like this is unusual.

>>53439127
Well, the sledgehammer reminds me directly of one of the scenarios in Animatrix, where a gang of humans find a gynoid, beat the shit out of her with their fists and weapons, including a sledgehammer, tear off her synthetic skin, then shoot her with a shotgun, all while she begs them to stop.

So yeah, pretty much.

>>53439088
I'm not even sure that you need double perk trees to begin with. Some of those capstones don't really feel like capstones at all, and just sort of come off as a tool to push your Primary Clone State perk, which I guess is basically your 600 CP equivalent of a capstone booster. That combined with your perks being light in description makes the double perk tree structure look kind of flimsy.

>>53439116
There is no way those androids are programed in a way to seek revenge. That would be shitty programing.

>>53439132
On any other site, I'd agree. This one, even on /tg/ you're being a total drama island queen. Hell, I found a /co/ thread that descended into Wonder Woman/Superdog beatiality the other day.

>>53439127
Honestly if you look at it objectively, Zion is responsible for way more casualties than the Machines and has no real plan to survive the Earth's wastelands once the population of freed humans starts growing. Who're being incomprehensibly merciful considering humans did strike first; hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the battery thing was some bullshit made up to spare their feelings when there's a perfectly good source of geothermal energy underground.

>>53439125
Eh, you did mention him torturing the androids, and turning his actions back on him in the final episode, so I assumed that was part of it, but fair enough. As for the 'innocents into killers', I can where you're coming from, but I believe it should be up to them to decide his fate. Whether they kill him or just beat the shit out of him, he murdered them, so they should be able to get payback for what he did.

>>53439155
If they're sapient, which the android appears to be, they should be able to grow and make their own decisions. And if they can't? Then fine, I'll handle the issue.

>>53439166
senpai this is a site that doxxed a guy who tortured animals and got him arrested. Abuse/murder is generally something even 4chan isn't too into.

>>53439144
The problem with that is that I felt that 'distilling' such a large and varied universe as EVE ONline into single perk trees would have made it underwhelming.
Maybe dropping the price of some of the undiscounted perks should make it sligthly better?

>>53439173
>so I assumed that was part of it
For me it will be. I think torture is sometimes deserved. Never as an interrogation tool, always for the punishment of heinous crimes. I'm just suggesting how you could do it instead.

>>53439174
We must be browsing entirely different boards then, because in my experience that's utter horseshit. I believe you about that specific example though-the site does love puppers a lot more than actual humans.

>>53439166
Guro typically gets more flak than bestiality, even here. And to be honest even though I'm into some of it I kinda agree.

But hey while we're on the subject, all jumpers probably engage in a bit of vigilantism at some point, but how often do you guys do it? How far do you go?

>>53439166
The machines are meant to be abusers for imprisoning untold generations of humanity who did nothing to them.

>>53439208
I'm talking /b/. They also did the same to a woman who did videos where she crushed kittens with high heels.

>>53439180
Oh, fair enough. That's an option as well. Actually, there are a lot of options here. Could transfer his mind into an android's body, let him see things from their point of view.

>>53439166
Most people on the site don't like bestiality either. The problem with /co/ in particular is that it's essentially a furry board, and has a culture cautious of reporting anything. So you end up with degenerate shit like that.

>>53439209
Every jump, and it gets bloodier over time.

>>53439173
I'm just saying making androids that can seek or even desire revenge is a bad idea. Though on that note you should also not make androids that would be emotionally impacted by having been tortured in the first place, and anyone who would want androids that can be traumatized is seriously worse than the guy in that comic.

>>53439220
Weird. /a/ must have been off their meds.

>>53439241
It's probably less intentionally programmed trauma and more an emergent property (emergent programming being necessary for a truly sapient machine) of of creating an AI with realistic emotions.

>>53439241
Oh, well yeah, that's true. Considering how most humans treat other people, let alone how they would treat androids, them having the ability to desire or seek revenge would end very badly. Also, I think that's less deliberate programming and more what this anon >>53439260 is saying.

>>53438950
>>53438961
>>53438972
>>53438979
What the fuck.

Well, the rival company's android probably defenstrated him when he was clearly doing things that the manual says not to do.

I guess Skynet was right.

>>53439176
What you have right now doesn't address that problem, because the perks individually come across as distillations themselves. You have capstones that basically go You can do science at this level and other capstones that go you can fight empires.

If the capstones were focused on specifics and you had a large variety you could make a case for the problem you mentioned but as it stands some of your capstones actually overlap with other perks, whereas most of your perks have so little description anyways that they don't really come off as representing a varied universe.

For some people the main draw of EVE is the player driven history, and you poke at this in namedrop mentions but little besides. The description you have for the factions is rather cookie cutter, so there isn't that much to consider from a worldbuilding perspective on that part. Then because of the importance placed on capsuleers through the capstone booster, in a way you end up isolating the POV down in a very specific direction. The other windows that you have to the various elements of the game are all rather generic, so it's hard again to tie them in to the worldbuilding.

I'm not sure really how worthwhile the generic perks are to be honest. Salt and tears is a bit of a meta reference that really is a niche option for a 100. Faction Standings comes off as feeling like a bootleg Industrialist perk given the focus you have in Industrialist on logistics and personnel management. By the same light Damage Profiles feels like it's an outcast from the Military tree, and at 400 it's a bit of a standalone that doesn't have a very strong niche. Then you have your 600 CP Capstone booster, which, on a default 1000 CP build essentially means you've taken a 900 CP chunk out of the build.

This would be fine, except the booster is what makes you a fiat Capsuleer and you have a very strong focus on Capsuleers given that you tied it to so many different capstones.

>>53439176
>>53439275
I think you kind of skipped over an opportunity, fluff wise, when it came to your items section. You used the extra mechanic for sure, but the way you used it is honestly sort of bland. In a section where you could have gone into more specific cases you stuck mostly to logistic details that people could have just read the game wiki for.

The amount of items is already amazingly sparse, but it still technically works since an item focused build can technically CP dump into the ship. But the extreme focus that you have on ships in the item section kind of kicks the idea of portraying an expansive world in the back. Even if you didn't want to touch the topic of DUST 514, the premise that the jumper isn't necessarily a Capsuleer kind of means that there should be other options available.

But if it's something that you feel content over then it's not really any major concern. Frankly items are generally neglected by many jumpmakers anyways, so having it isn't all that necessary.

Is the RealScience jump still being worked on by the titular anon?

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Val, for your Vampire Counts jump, are you going to use the original lore where there are individual bloodlines, or the retcon from their last codex where there are no bloodlines, just a freeform skill system (though I can see you using the former and having the later as a 'build your own bloodline' option.)

Similarly, are your Beastmen going to be the ones too retarded to make their own gear from their last codex, or the older ones that had chariots and forging?

Other than nanobots is there any mechanically sound way to make machines heal themselves?

>>53439166
>>53439143
The biggest problem with the Matrix is that they changed reason for the enslavement of humanity at the last minute, because Warner Bros. thought people were retarded and wouldn't get it.

The original reason the machines needed the humans was as computing substrate.
The were going to use human brains as tiny supercomputers for… reasons, I guess.
At least it makes more sense than that bullshit line of 'unique form of fusion', like that makes any fucking sense at all.

That's one of the reasons why the series made less and less sense as it went on. Keanu Reeves didn't help, though.

>>53439556
I always thought the machines were trying to show mercy and kindness but didnt want to show it so they made up a bs reason. Tsundere computer people.

>>53439539
I honestly wasn't aware that they changed it. Either way, I guess a bit of both of those. There's 5 sub origins for Vampire based on the 5 big bloodlines and they all get their own perks. There's also a section for the various vampire powers and each bloodline will probably get different discounts there.

Beastmen is a bit aways as of yet but they will have their own gear like the older versions, plus some chaosy stuff probably.

>>53439571
I mean the architect even goes

>What do you think we are. Human?

at the end.

Pretty sure tsundere machine network is still canon. Still overall better than the sadistic assholes from Automata.

>>53439606
Nier?

>>53439607
Yep

>>53439271
Skynet nuked the earth when it felt it had to defend itself.
What would happened if Skynet felt it had to defend itself and other Sapient AI? Would we have something like Starsiege? Skynet seeing itself as the leader/father and the others as its children?

>>53439556
My headcanon is that the original reason is (closer to) the real one, and the one Morpheus gave is because that's what the humans believe (whether the machines tricked them into believing it or not).

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For the Jumpers with their own cities or nations that follow them:
What are the major cultural cues of your city/nation?
Does one dominate, or is it a mishmash? How obvious is its unusual nature?

>>53439601
Last edition was reeeeeally unpopular even before the end times became a sure death. Lots of needless retcons.

>>53439816
Well, been using several editions each jump (Since Bretonnia anyway) anyway so it probably won't be an issue. Been using 6-7-8th editions mainly.

>>53439797
Lots of nature integrated into things. People like their elfy magitech.

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>>53439797
I'm trying to build one up now and would love to build up a unique culture, but I haven't progressed far enough to start thinking about that yet. Not really sure how to go about doing that particular bit of world building either. Anyone have any advice or tips for when I start?

>>53439844
Mix two real world cultures and a profession and build your entire city around that. So make a civilization that's a combination of Kenyans and Central Asians, then make them all fry cooks.

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>>53439797
Central Asian. Like Kathmandu, with a heavy fantasy /mythos touch and a bit of Istanbul and Ronda.

>>53439844
For cities, I find looking through concept art helps as a starting point. Just get a bunch of ones you like, find some common traits, and go from there.

>>53439797
Can anyone list Jumps that provide you with lands/cities that follow you between worlds?

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>>53439958
>Istanbul

>>53439953
>>53439958
Thanks kindly, I'll keep that in mind.

>>53439999
My post was intentionally bad advice, my naive friend.

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>>53439797
>What are the major cultural cues of your city/nation?

it's basically a bizarro version of the imperium naval culture since most of the citizens originated as NPCs from the LoT


>Does one dominate, or is it a mishmash? How obvious is its unusual nature?

that's the thing, the hyper liberal post economic luxury neo-imperium culture kind of dominates , But it mixes with the more militaristic hot-blooded Saiyan space pirate culture Creating a kind of "hippies with big guns" Al of the culture . If the culture Was in fact aggressively Expansionist and willing to force Everyone to get on their level of technology and liberty

>How obvious is its unusual nature?

Very, from the automatic free healthcare stations on almost every corner,A lot of different drugs legal and available From push carts like hot dogs ,Traffic having to Deal with Four new cardinal directions to get around,Multiple overlapping police and justice departments dealing with crime differently depending on if it's legal for the citizens to do and have done to them since we are a polystate system. to architecture and design Intended to be purposefully overbuilt and overstimulating to future proof spaces and provide as many canvases as possible for artistic expression.

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>>53440003
Naivety and trusting things at face value are part of my calling card anon friend. I've really been trying to be more discerning and stuff for a while, but my first instinct is to think people are being sincere with me. I've at least learned how to discern when something is blatantly false. . .usually.

>>53439985
Here are a few - provide cities or inhabited regions.
Civilization
Marvel Magic
Anima Beyond Fantasy (Megas Therion scenario reward)
Warriors Orochi
Sonichu
Disgaea
How To Train Your Dragon

>>53440046
It's basically what lazy/bad writers do. What you should instead do is take inspiration from many cultures, as well as mythology and fiction, and rebuild those bits you take from them into a cohesive whole rather than an obvious expy or a patchwork mess. Then you make sure to explain every job, role, class, or whatever you have along those lines in terms informed by this culture you have created. Never reduce your people to a single occupation, even a civilization of warriors has different kinds of warriors, and people engaged in the support structure behind those warriors, as an example of this.

>>53440064
Thanks, that makes way more sense. I'm familiar with the thought process too, the parts about doing a lot of research and taking notes from reference material anyways. I've done that plenty with weapons, monsters and characters. Same basic principle then, look at how something works, take the ideas you like and/or think work well, then glue that stuff together/flesh it out with your own ideas to give it life.

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>>53439797
It's just another place to store demons and servants of various natures and get prayers.

>>53439985
>>53440049
Eclipse phase, darkest dungeon, age of ice, infernals, DC Occult ,King Arthur.

>>53438950
>>53438961
>>53438972
>>53438979

Yeah this is why if I decide to sell robots this advanced the robot is remotely controlled by the robots central processor that never leaves GENOM'S facilities so at worst actually losing their bodies is more akin to losing a replaceable puppet who's input could be shut off. If I have robots like in this strip they become citizens and employees I don't sell them as products.

As for our wonderful person here if I saw the above happening in a world I'm in I would be try to change the laws that allow robotics that advanced being privately bought. And as for him I probably would set some of my corporate AIs to fuck with him. They can be malicious bastards when I want them to be. He wouldn't die, just regret his life choices.

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>>53439271
>>53439127
>>53439063
I guess it's one of those cases of 'does she really has feelings or is a program 'pretending' to have them'?

She doesn't seems to be a true AI at. Just a complex toy.

There is not much difference between doing that to an android than doing it to a phone. It's just a waste of money and resources, but nothing else.

>>53439985
>>53440049
>>53440447


Traveler's Gate, Kamigawa, Innistrad, Zendikar and Legends of Mana allow you to place lands into artifacts you can let place in other worlds.

If you used Dark Binding on a Planeswalker would you die or generally get fucked due to the Spark?

>>53440686
No? Why would you?

Planeswalker sparks have been removed or handed off to others before.

>>53440702
I don't know, I expected it to not be anywhere near that easy, but would it even give you Planeswalker abilities like Templates?

>>53440761
Templates?

Anyway, yeah, it'd probably give you the Planeswalker's abilities?

It's not like neowalkers are all that special, and getting an oldwalker spark is substantially harder.

>>53440662
How?

>>53440820
Templates are the ability to touch things like Endbringers and use mana to summon those constructs instantly. It's really the only ability I would like from such a spark.

>>53440849
Ah, summoning templates. Can't you do that with MtG magic without a spark though, as long as you have the power for it?

Does anyone knows a jump in which I can gain a perk that lets me break someones mind(Apart from lovecraft) with my sole presence ?

In Nintendogs is it better be the cute doggo or get a cute doggo? What kind of doggo?

>>53440905
SPC?

>>53440886
Tis much easier with a Spark, and non Planeswalker magic sucks donkey balls

>>53440905
Overlord, some races such as skeleton overlord, can toggle a madness field around themselves.

Soul eater madness wavelength.

I think creepypasta has something yoo.

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>>53437601

I like Dauntless' iterative improvement, and I always upgrade any artefacts or special weapons that I find.

Also It gives my gear an electric aesthetic


>>53437809
Someone diddled with the Ice caps so surf's up

>>53438610
>Quick, I need a jump that allows me to purchase a dog that counts as a companion.

Monopoly gives you a pewter dog as a companion

>>53439797
>What are the major cultural cues of your city/nation?

standardised magic for all citizens

>>53440905
Sanity Damage, from Generic Creepypasta.

Non-Euclidean Geometry, from 8-Bit Theatre lets you drive people insane with your face.

>>53440952
Not true, toshiro umezawa was awesome with kanji magic and quite a few artificers make awesome stuff, hell the guilds of that city plane all have cool stuff as do all the alara planes.

>>53440905
Try creepy pasta mang

>>53440922
>>53440959
>>53440980
>>53440984
Thanks

>>53440921
>What kind of doggo?
A cute one.

>>53441074
so a terrier or a dachshund?

>>53441108
Beagles are cuter.

>>53441120
you Shut your whore mouth!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5bIW882OR8

Is there anything else like Sacrifice from FE: Genealogy of Holy War?

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>>53440921
Well, there's no companion import or an option to take your doggo with you, so... go Feline.

>>53440845
The preserve the land capstone. The only drawback is that you must actually have a land to place it on, which is the only thing stopping me from turning my various pocket dimensions into a real plane.

>>53441142
https://youtu.be/f9JPDHAEMqs

My rebuttal.

is there any perk that makes it so that you won't get lung cancer or emphysema from smoking, or cirrhosis from drinking? or any of those types of negatives from shitty habits in general?

>>53441373
Get a healing factor or regen.

>>53441108
Dachshunds are assholes tho. nothing cute about an asshole

>>53441396
we must have known very different wiener dogs thenbecause the Dioxins I've met were friendly, playful, adorable, lovable Dogs

>>53441373
One of God's Own Prototypes, from Gonzo Journalism. But that only works for drugs, not all shitty habits. Good regen should take care of it anyway.

>>53437581
Literally just Slice of Life with Monstergirl option.

>>53440849

Hm, is that an actual oldwalker ability?

I've seen it in a lot of MtG fanfiction, but those're usually a weird mishmash of fluff and card game mechanics.

>>53441414
Obviosly, yours are just chemicals meanwhile the dogs are assholes.

What are some criminal-related jumps?
There's Sherlock, Great Detective, and so on for the Law, but what about the criminals?
All that comes to mind is the Mob jump, and Breaking Bad.

>>53441373
Great Detective has a Cast Iron Gut if you like working on instincts and eating gravel.

>>53441497
>There's Sherlock, Great Detective, and so on for the Law, but what about the criminals?
>All that comes to mind is the Mob jump, and Breaking Bad.

Saints row and grand theft auto immediately springs to mind

>>53441373
If you can wait for it, there's one in my Oregairu's Sensei origin which I'll be releasing tomorrow:

Smoking Habit - 100 CP - But smoking is bad for you! That's news to you!? Do you know how much fat and how many additives are in your take out? Well, yes I suppose you look fine. But… fine. Tell you what, I'll give you this boon, considering your lifestyle. No matter how much you eat, drink or what assorted chemicals you put into your body, you’ll suffer no long term progressive damage. As long as there are no immediate repercussions to whatever it is you’re putting into your body, unwanted long term harm or changes will be done away with.

>>53441552
*Oregairu Jump's Sensei origin, which...

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Hey Val, if you're there, if we buy the Witch perk would be able (with enough time) to create things like Merlin does to limit the negative parts of some of the abilities like Sunshine or the Commandments?

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>>53441552
In your face anon that had a go at me for being a smoking Harmon user.

>>53441639
Fraid I'm actually quite far behind on the manga so I can't say for sure.

As long as it's not something innate to Merlin herself (Like what I believe her resistance to the commandments is meant to be) and is just her being a ridiculously skilled magician, you'll eventually be able to make anything she could. You know, barring stuff she made with her own abilities.

>>53441452
It's NuWalker too IIRC.

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>>53439797
I ended up taking a lot of cues from Various Dictatorships in terms of government, though with a leader who doesn't really care about amassing stuff for themselves or require any keys to power and a post scarcity economy, while in terms of aesthetic and food it's pretty much "Steal whatever I/the people like."
Pretty goddamn obvious, since this is my "Troll Empress" Chain.

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>>53441552

Anon! You're back!!

I missed you!

Tell me your morning after stories Jumper. How badly did things catch fire after you got black out drunk.

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>>53441742
Missed you too Ricrod :)
I've been a little heat struck for the past two days, sorry for the delay

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>>53441775

What matters is that you're here now Undecided!

I was worried~

>>53441677
It seems that it was just magic.

Also, thanks!

>>53441644
Hamon practice probably negates any ill effect of smoking. I mean Jonathan had his arm broken, then it was healed by Hamon. Later his neck was broken, again Hamon fixed that.

Lisa Lisa was a smoker yet she lived to be like 90+, as she was still around in Part 3 & she was at least 50 in Part 2.

>>53441373
Specifically smoking you can go smoke conduit.

Smoking is good for you if you're a smoke conduit.

>>53438176
Yeah, I've read a lot on there but there's just so much stuff thrown in randomly and so many links. It's entertaining, but I'm not sure I actually have the requisite basic knowledge to understand a lot of it.

>>53438183
Should I try reading some of the sourcebooks?

TTS is where a lot of my knowledge comes from, actually.

>>53438365
>End Times
That's something most people hate?

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>>53441894
Or go to One Piece, Smoker has the Smoke-Smoke fruit. So all you gotta do is either take the Devil Fruit treasure hunt, or just kill Smoker & have a fruit nearby.

>>53441751
One jump had a new york, and when I black out I mass teleported the entire city to the dark side of the moon

Woke up naked in Boston while there are news of floating new yorkers in the moon

It was weird, but not as weird as that hobo who keeps licking the back of a rat

its just unsettling

Floating new yorkers though

ah yes, it was the 80's action movie

>>53441901
>That's something most people hate?
The Fuck Times never happened and Age of Sigmar isn't a thing.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53441901
Try watching some of Arch Warhammer's lore videos for both 40K and Fantasy, they are pretty good and somewhat entertaining.

>>53441901
Try this if you want a good intro to 40K's lore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSZ_wW0-FW4

>>53441751
That would imply anyone's ever let me drink.

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>>53441751
Well, there was pretty much ALL of Archer. Which was basically just a long series of waking up to wonder just what the hell I had done the night/week before, having just enough time to be horrified at my own actions, then realize that Krieger had dosed all the bottles of water in my fridge with some new concoction.

There was the morning I woke up to discover I had not only founded a competing spy agency (V.A.L.K.Y.R.I.E.), but also hired away all of the competent drones along with Krieger, Ray, Pam, and for some reason, Cheryl. Who was now calling herself Crystal.

Shortly after that I woke up to discover that I had ordered my Companions to infiltrate ISIS and sabotage literally everything they could get their hands on. Which lead to not only Archer's employment being ended, but a terrorist cell in the middle east getting wiped out. Net gain.

Then there were the mornings I woke up with Pam next to me. Usually with a video of the previous night's events on hand because black-out me apparently knows when he's in full on black-out mode. He didn't want me to miss the "fun".

Also, somewhere in the mix I apparently sent Krieger away to get an actual medical degree, which didn't stop him from drugging my water, food, alcohol, vegetables, and doorknobs with all sorts of compounds. If anything, it made him more inventive. Not my greatest plan.

Since then, I don't really overindulge far enough to go full on black-out mode. Because apparently black-out me is a mixture of hyper competent and completely lacking in impulse control.

Pic Related. Do NOT bet Pam she can't do something.

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As this is a first jump for me, I want to post this WIP to get some feedback on... well, my jump making.
How is it so far?

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>>53442112
>pic
Always an impressive display

>>53441901
>That's something most people hate?
GW's first major setting that people have been playing longer than 40k has been a thing is utterly destroyed to make way for a setting that's basically just 40k-lite, so yes.

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>>53442158

I was waiting for this

You can also post it in SB if you want feedback.

>>53442203
Couldn't she do that over a plate or some kind of bowl? It is cool and all but also a waste of food.

>>53442224
And with that one sentence he forever sentenced himself and his friend to being targets.

>>53442248
>>53442224
He kinda deserves it for thinking "Please come to our clubhouse fuck these guys!" is acceptable.

>>53442224
Ya dun goofed, kid.

>>53442158
Oregano?

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>>53442224
I don't have an SB account, or any account really.
I'm sure any interested Anons will comment if they care for the Jump and if they don't then I guess it's my present to you.

>>53442225
We grow watermelons by the truck full and they rot fast so there's really not much harm.

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>>53442268
A-anon we're in public.

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>>53442224

>>53442267
>Oregano
A lovely herb if used correctly.

>>53442267
Oregairu = My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected
Oregano = is it a spice? Mint?

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>>53442225
I mean sure, if you're really worried about wasting one watermelon. It's not like she's roaming a whole field of them and commuting watermelon genocide. They're like 90% water anyways. If anything it's a waste of water. Which it really isn't, given science.

>>53442224
That's not a great suggestion to make here.

>>53442158
For a first Jump, it doesn't look bad. It's got a pretty decent tone to it for a Slice of Life Jump. I would like to see the intro lengthened to explain the Service Club for those who haven't watched the series (like me) as well as a little info on the school we'll be attending.

I would recommend some formatting changes, minor ones to make the perk names and perk tree names stand out, when you get to that stage. As it is now a lot of the text just blends together.

The perks are useful and seem to fit in with a slice of life style Jump without being overly powerful, which is appropriate.

That's about all I can contribute without knowing the series. I hope it helps.

>>53442259
.....how did you come up with that conclusion?

Not that I expect you to even understand the question, but I'm hoping you do.

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>>53442225
>>53442248
>>53442259
>>53442262
>>53442297
>>53442321

Well time to for me to fuck off.

>>53442268
>>53442292
The tragic and forbidden love between a SBer and an anon

>>53442351
If it helps, some of us aren't shitposters, so sorry you have to put up with that.

Stupid question, in pokemon jumps does the no buying legendaries (legends?) clause include mythical pokemon? I know it's more a technicality but I was just curious.

>>53442292
Sorry people are being mean to you Ricrod, I'm happy for you.

>>53442321
So some formatting and contextual information then. Thank you for the feedback :)

>>53442321
>Jumper stays male in Sisters of Battle
>Bullshit religious justification by Living Saint
>Jumper has harem perks
How many jumpers did this?

>>53441152
What does Sacrifice even do?

>>53442344
He's trying to goad our authors away to his forum.

>>53442385
Which ones are you talking about? Like, Dragonite or something?

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>>53442413
I was wanting to take a Darkrai, it's always been one of my favorites. If not I'll probably go with Growlithe.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mythical_Pok%C3%A9mon

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Legendary_Pok%C3%A9mon

Not sure if the links will help.

>>53442412
He frankly doesn't need to though. Give it a week, we'll drive the guy away on our own, and then celibate the fact because in leaving he retroactively became terrible and a shitposter who deserved to be driven out.

>>53442385
>>53442432
In the western fan community there has NEVER been a distinction between legendary and mythical pokemon, and from a game perspective the only difference is that mythicals are event only. So it's safe to say that they are bound by the same rules as legends. No free Mew for you.

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>>53442391
>Stares at my Harem Perks.
>Looks over at the Warmonger Coordinator I currently have.

Please don't give them any ide-

>>Too late. I'm changing the list right now. That shit is hilarious. You wanted a fucking huge spaceship, right?

... God damn it.

>>53442432
Growlithe is best Pokemon due to sheer fluff.

>>53442413
Dragonite is semi-legendary.
He's talking about the legendary pokemon, those that exist in the game from the get-go and (in later games) have a part to play in the story.
Mythical pokemon are the event pokemon mostly.
We just tend to lump them together, but Game Freak actually makes a distinction, I guess?

>>53442403
It allows you to take a portion of the powers of people you kill in a specific, predesignated, way.

>>53442391
Not me I went full on living saint sister of the order of hospitalers. Then fought an army of greenskins bare handed and won to prove the emperors might. Wearing only purity seals.

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>>53442434

Im only a shitposter when the thread decides to.

>>53442434
Stop blaming others for your shitposting, it's so obvious.

>>53442468
>Wearing only purity seals.
So you had a yuri harem instead?

>>53442412
How is inviting someone to another forum to receive criticism over there is saying "fuck these guys"?

Although I have to ask, where the fuck are you when the shitposter does the same thing to jump makers he doesn't like?

>>53441751
This is how my JUMPER happened.

>>53442494
Because it wants to remove him from here.

>The shitposter
You don't reply to him, that encourages him. Where I am is ignoring him.

>>53442432

Huh, I actually had no idea there was such a distinction until you brought it up, Legendaries have just been Legendaries. I would surmise it's probably not an option though given QS was unlikely to have known either, sorry.

What perks do I need to drastically improve the effectiveness of a group just by leading or being a part of said group? I need to have my piece of shit jumper become an effective member/leader in the Sisters of Battle.

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>>53442471
I- Is that you, Ricrod?

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>>53442391
You better have fucking not

>>53442515
>Because it wants to remove him from here.

You're a fucking mind reader now?

>You don't reply to him, that encourages him. Where I am is ignoring him.

Then you have no right to sit here and accuse someone else of the same thing if you accept it by omission from someone else.

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>>53442528

No matter the shitposting I will always stand by your side, anon.
They can't make me leave ya.

>>53442530
Given the context that looks exactly like a Sister of battle would if she was going over to chastise the sisters who are naked in a pile around the new recruit.

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>>53442530
I'd like to apologize in advance.

>>53439441
Yeah, I'm still working on it.

Does the Animorph morphing ability works on the X-Gene ?

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>>53442558
I dunno, I think this is more the face of a sister who saw that heresy.

>>53442559
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

>>53442570
It's a gene, so yes.

>>53442570
>>53442584
The issue is that the gene itself is always the same, it's just retarded comics fuckery that has it manifest different powers.

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>>53442552
We're a modern Romeo and Juliet, aren't we?

>>53442560
Also, YES! Looking forward to it :D

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>>53442596

Our feelings are stronger than the shitpost in here.

>>53442570
The existence of X-23 and the Goblin Queen suggest yes.

>>53442485
I will not deny that.

>>53442570
You can copy other humans so I assume you can copy someone and get their abilities while morphed into them. If you want their abilities in base form you might be able to do it with the Chimaera Morph perk but I think there'd probably be issues if you tried to do it with more than one mutant.

>>53442530
Oh but yuri pile is ok?

>>53442584
>>53442590
>>53442643
>>53442652
Then what would you recommend ?

>>53442596
>We're a modern Romeo and Juliet, aren't we?

You knos they killed themselves right.

>>53442679
Uh, what do you mean? It would work on Mutants.

>>53441152
You can use something like Deal with the Devil to force your enemies into giving you everything they own under threat of death.

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>>53442677
No
Yuri a shit
Sororitas are all Fujos who want to get the Astartes to kiss

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>>53442679
Unlike them, we'll take our houses down with us!

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>>53442723

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>>53442709

I knew you had to have some good taste strike-chan

>>53441751
>>So let me get this straight...
>>You, Dante, Madarach, Killer B, Uncle, Adam, Ria, and 'Arry got plastered while celebrating Dante's bachelor party.
>Yes.
>>You got plastered, proceeded to romp through Arcia on a drunken bender... Then went offworld and landed in The Imperial City.
>Guilty as charged.
>>You then ran rampant, covered the entire sodding city in ink and graffiti, stole the entirety of Mnemon's wardrobe and laundry and strung it out all over, interrupted multiple Immaculate Order sermons with violently drunk atheist rants, went to each of the Houses and horribly nuked one specific holding of each, turned 'Arry into a kaiju, set the throne on fire, set the Sidereal on fire, out-punched as many martial artists as you could find - and succeeded I might add, used a Blessing of Gaia and Walking Woods to fill the Imperial City with a literal army of walking trees, summoned an inconceivable number of spiders, rode through the resulting chaos single-file on alchemy'd motorcycles while singing the American Anthem, and then you... punched Mnemon in her cunt... And at the end of the day, nobody actually died.
>AHPAPAPAPAPAPAP, CORRECTION. We summoned DRAGON-SPIDERS.
>>...
>>Were it not for your attractive ass I'd be almost tempted to slap you.
>Oh baby, keep talking dirty to me.
>>WHY DID I MARRY SUCH A PERVERT.

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>>53442709
Serious Warhammer 40k question for you, best Sister of Battle.

What is the relationship between the Imperial Guard and Sisters of Battle like? If there even is one outside of "Occasionally we're hunting the same bad guys.".

>>53442522
Generic Exalted has one of those in the Solar perks

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>>53442743

>>53442761
>Generic Exalted
Not a valid jump.

>>53442522
Titanfall has something has something for that, part of the corporate background I think.

>>53442522
Try Codex Alera for that One perk I can't remember, or the Pentekai bench thing from King Arthur.

>>53442747
>Orders Militant
"The cavalry has never looked so good" to "Oh shit, I better not stare, Can I get purged for staring?"
>Orders Hospitalia
"Sister Annabelle was super nice, I'mma pray extra hard to the emperor now."
>Orders Dailogous
"This girl is a bit better looking than the old cleric. I'mma pray extra hard to the emperor now."
>Orders Familious
"Literally who?" unless they're officers, in which case it depends on their relationship with them growing up.

Something like that.

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>>53442679
Tar baby is a good one, it gives you sticky skin

not much jumps offer sticky skin desu

If you are feeling brave I suggest befriending an Omega but otherwise be good pals with Beak, dude needs more hugs

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>>53442804
Well, I think I can work with all that. Thank you kindly.

Light of Terra to Sisters of Battle is going to be one hell of a trip. At least Hooligan Tuesday and the Choir are going to fit right in.

Between Nechronica Dolls, Imperial Guards, and Sisters of Battle, I'm gonna need a bigger Hotel.

>>53442804
So hospitalia is best for recruiting? Also is the group of sisters you buy 1 companion or is it 1 companion per every group you buy?

>>53441751
He was only somewhat drunk, and he ended up fucking his wingman (wingwoman?). If he got really drunk, he'd probably wake up snuggling Fleming in an Osean B-2. Whether they'd stolen it yet is still in question. belka did nothing wrong

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>>53442709
>tfw we drop in after we were in LoT after going the space marine path.

So, quick question. For the purposes of Hydra Construction Plans, would the Light of Terra and Jumpveria count as properties? I want to turn my LoT into an actual legally recognized country in every jump.

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How do I weaponize Deep Dream?

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>>53442723

What other Drawbacks you have in mind?

And why there isn't a Rumi/Saki option as companion?

>>53442516
Would Anti-Demon Wavelength make being a Psyker safer? Would it actually interfere with your ability and prevent you from using them properly?

>>53443186
Use the algorythm in conjunction with illusion powers to make the world around you look like deep dream.

>>53443258

I know very little about how Psykers work because "40k psychic, but also warp".

How's the WoW jump coming along?

>>53443295
I meant "besides"

>>53443298
What does Satan's asshole taste like?

>>53437601
What are the best AI perks for freeing Dragon?