Power to Save the World

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self_Origin_Manipulation

I've already done it, I'm just going through the motions now I guess.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purpose_Manipulation

I think it's not my job to save the world.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reversal

I suppose that depends on how common powers are, and whether or not inverting the powers of certain individuals would be helpful? Seems situational but potentially insane?

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glass_Shield_Construction
Sounds pretty fucking useless, it's glass, not even crystal or something cool.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Enhanced_Condition

Huh, not bad. An actually viable and interesting power.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Imprisonment

Wake me when the Infinity War starts, I guess.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Soul

I think they chose the wrong person?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nullifying_Slash

I gain the power to solve problems by slashing them away.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spring_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Time to find out what crime is most allergic to, I guess. Or to just stick with thunderstorms.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Randomization

Welp, it's pure luck now, boyos. Rolling 1d100 for how positive the effect is.

>>53422257
Seriously, this always has bugged me.

What the fuck is a Slider?

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Norse_Deity_Physiology
That 1/8 Swede is finally paying off!

>>53422517
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sliders

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hearing_Manipulation

Ssssssh. Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'M MUWDEWING BITCHES.

>>53422517
Interdimensional Traveller
It's from some 90's show where the cast is stuck traveling between Alternate History Earths because they screwed themselves by losing the "Home" address.

>>53422545
Is that actually what the term's usage here means?

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>>53422517

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>>53422257
>Radiation Absorption
Sounds incredibly useful, if I can actually get a place emitting a ton of radiation without getting arrested.

>>53422393
You think that's useless...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_Manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy

I got boneless body, which, as a human, is a strict downgrade.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnichronal_Perception
Hopefully only long enough to deal with the crisis; I can see this being a bit hard on the brain.

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>>53422257
>Inner Beast
>The power to control and harness the power of a demon or beast living inside you.

>Rules of Nature echoes in the distance

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Constructs
>Time to conquer earth

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Combat

Time dust of the trenchcoat and join >>53422666 in team edge.

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Numerical_Precision

Looks like it's time to solve this problem.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Past_Borrowing

Watch out millennial I'm gonna hit you with a CD Player

>>53422257

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Existence

Aww shit, I don't think me or any of my parallel selves have any idea how this is supposed to fucking work.

>>53422587

Make it so that not saving the world is the most ethical course of action.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Image_Projection?useskin=oasis

Finally my hallucinations will be something other than a waking nightmare, gonna fuck some motherfuckers up with my own mental illness.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure

Depends on a threat, I suppose.
If it's something sentient. In simplest case, erase person from public consciousness, so they will not have their connections that give them power. In a more complicated case, research the target's past and erase memory/knowledge that is responsible for their actions.
If it's something non-sentient, then we're doomed.

>>53422880
That's pretty neat, actually. You can research infinite possibilities and choose the one that suits your situation.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purification_Infusion

I think I got a pretty good chance here

>>53422976

Good against demons. Bad against asteroids. B-.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glaistig_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I either turn into, or CAN turn into a Glaistig. A half-goat lady of Scottish mythology. It does come with a boatload of additional powers and abilities though, so might as well embrace being a lady fey

>>53423010

I'm sure you'll find a nice Undertale fan to settle down with.

>>53423023
Fortunately, upper half human, lower half not. Closer to a satyr

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom

I don't even know what to do with this

>>53423091
Do whatever you want.

>>53423103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-z4Dz5ZU4

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Combat
COME FELLOWS, THEIR BLOOD WILL FUEL OUR RAMPAGE.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation

I am ready to lay the enemy for the fate of all mankind

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Somatosensory_Imprint
I can do... something with this. At least I won't lose my stuff ever again.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Specialist?useskin=oasis

I will save the world inducing orgasms to everybody!
(I am sure this is the argument of a bad hentai that already exists)

>>53423091
'Murrica!

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Sealing

Welp, time to chuck all the ancient evils into random household items and let the next generation deal with that mess later.

VICTORY SCREECH
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Counter_Vibration

>>53422257
Healing factor nullification.
Well, if world is threatened by super regenerating dude who doesn't bother to dodge then count me in.

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>>53422257
The best power of them all
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Identification

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment

>Then another horse went forth. It was bright red, and its rider was granted permission to take peace from the earth and to make men slay one another. And he was given a great sword.

I come not to save the world, but ride forth its ruin.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decelerated_Aging
At least, I will die young.

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>>53422257
> You! Yes you, anon! Have been chosen to save the world!

>it's "muh Chosen One" episode on /tg/
No thanks.
The best heroes are made from random bumfucks who go after the villains because of some personal gripe, not "muh Chosen One" bullshit that enables retards to live out their chuuni fantasies.

>>53424065
Holy shit, an actual autist.

>>53424090
Well, somebody had to rain on this parade of "everybody posts, but no one replies". Might as well be an autistic retard like me.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plasma_Manipulation

Saving the world was never so hot before.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Inducement

If everyone commits suicide, does that count as saving the world?

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Manipulation

Would probably succeed.
Though I know bumpkins about particles.

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inner_Power

I think we'll be Ok.

Cheers love! The cavalry's here!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Inversion

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>>53422705
Hell, we might even be the same person, anon.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Father_Physiology

Excuse me, while I unify the world religions with literal miracles and shit.

>>53422257

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack

Huh... an actually useful power.
Limited to offensive use, so I'd better save the world fast before I get hit by anything.

>>53422257
Plastic mimicry

>Power to transform into or have a physical body made up of plastic.

I love shapeshift powers. This better not be something that leads to me be invit into somethings magical realm.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melanokinetic_Blade_Construction?useskin=oasis
Pretty cool.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hearing_Manipulation
I guess I could make all my enemies deaf, and trick them with hallucinatory sounds. Not gonna help against some eldritch abominations though.

>>53422563
Holy shit dude, what are the odds? Let's team up. Let's become... the DEAFENING DUO.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan_Physiology

I'M A LEVIATHAN
I'M A LEVIATHAN
SUCK MY GIGANTIC MONSTER DICK
I'M A LEVIATHAN

>>53422257
get fucked

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Armor

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Defense

>>53425334
Quick, hit me! I want to see what happens!

>>53422257
>sobriety empowerment
Well, I'm pretty strong when I'm sober at least

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Addiction_Manipulation

You are all now addicted to male genitalia. You need to lick male genitalia daily, or else you suffer withdrawal symptoms.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Removal?useskin=oasis

As long as we're not invaded by slugs I'm good.

Can I be a part of team edge, >>53422705?

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Mimicry

"That wizard must be crazy telling a wooden statue to save the world. Guess the chosen one must be someone else."

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Lordship
I think there are going to be a few changes around here.

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>>53422257
I can make it rain.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation?useskin=oasis
Rain knives.

Not sure how this saves the world. Useful for generating lots of scrap metal, I guess.

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Container_Manipulation

I am the most depressed man to ever exist right now. I have the powers of the box ghost. But that isn't the worst of it. IRL I work at UPS. I work with packages and boxes all day long. And now I can control them.

I hate my life.

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>>53426138
Sure thing Anon.

The more the edgier, right?

>>53426543
anon, what are houses?
Containers for People

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>>53426711
... and what is the atmosphere?

A container for this planet.

Did I just land the most OP ability of them all?

>>53426711
a brain is just a container for thoughts, really

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>>53426741
Some people I can use it on better than others.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Metabolism
TRAINING MONTAGE HERE I COME!!!

>>53422666
>Inner Beast
>666
Holy shit

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Empowerment

Haha! For once, the deadly fauna of my home country comes in handy!

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Creature_Creation

That's actually kind of cool. Or could be, if I can lure my enemy to a beach party.

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>>53426810
Oh fuck.

I didn't even notice.

>>53426918
Oh hey, fun fact. This post and the 666 post both result in the same number when you add up the last three digits! 6, 6, and 6, and 9, 1, and 8, both add up to 18. Eighteen is even the last two digits of the second post, if you read it that way.

Oh, and if >>53425297 was you too, 297 also adds up to 18!

Interesting coincidence, huh Satan?

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>>53426984
>Interesting coincidence, huh Satan?
Man don't joke about this

I'm a Christian kid

This is really weird.

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>>53427068
Well at least that one only adds up to 14.

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Vortex_Creation

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation
Well then... this is fortunate.

>>53422257
The hell is a "Slider?"

>>53427068
Don't worry, you broke the cycle.

>>53427089
Except that the last two numbers of YOUR post are the last two numbers of HIS post... Completely inverted, both horizontally and vertically! Both following a zero.

Oh, I JUST REALIZED!

Satan made three posts that added up to 18, right? Well, the digital root of 18 is 1+8=9, which means 3 nines.

What happens when you invert three nines?

>>53427096
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Vortex_Creation
ANON
WHAT DID YOU DO?
DID YOU CREATE A WHITE HOLE?

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Borrowing is pretty good if i don't die before taking a power. Let's hope it's not by touch

>>53427130
People with the ability to instantaneously transport themselves between alternate realities.

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Augmentation

lol kill yourself
>ok ;_;

>>53427157
Both of those posts are me.

>>53427196
Well then that settles it. The inverse post numbers is a clue to the fact that you got not ONE, but TWO 666 Gets.

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalypse_Inducement

FUCK

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>>53427224
Well fuck.

I guess I'll go to bed before something worse happens.

>>53427329
he deleted it

>>53427232

Don't worry, anon. >>53427121 I can stop it.

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>>53426543
This made my day.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Reality_Creation

How about we just make a new one?

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Lordship

Finally, I can be the edgy necromancer I have born to be.

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Strike

>>53422257
Going by themes, we've got...

Team Fate:
>>53422351 (Self Origin Manipulation)
>>53422374 (Purpose Manipulation)

Team Negate:
>>53422383 (Power Reversal)
>>53422455 (Nullifying Slash)
>>53422597 (Apathy)
>>53422963 (Existence Erasure)
>>53423370 (Healing Factor Nullification)

Team Time:
>>53422659 (Omnichronal Perception)
>>53422721 (Past Borrowing)
>>53427096 (Time Vortex Creation)

Team Dimension:
>>53422694 (Dimensional Constructs)
>>53422880 (Parallel Existence)

Team Nature:
>>53426815 (Animal Empowerment)
>>53422496 (Spring Manipulation)
>>53423010 (Glaistig Physiology)

Team Defense:
>>53425578 (Transcendent Armor)
>>53425647 (Absolute Defense)
>>53422393 (Glass Shield Construction)

Too lazy to do the rest though.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omninescience

holy shit, do i win at everything?

>>53427068
I was randomly assigned to locker 666 for all my middle and high school years. My christian father was mildly concerned.

>>53427526
You have no idea

>>53427543
Well satan, just be like Hellboy

>>53427550
Literally! haha

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Darkness

Guess I can hide from whatever is happening?

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophy_Embodiment
Sum, ergo sum.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Combat

I can choke people to death, and send invisible air blasts at people.

Useful I suppose.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
Looks like I won't be much help here. I mean, of all the useless powers...

>>53427726
nigga, just say the bad guys won, you are homeless and without any money or bitches

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Rolling to see how many times I refresh the page.

>>53427742
That's the joke.

>>53422575
Surpisingly few places like that though, aside from nuclear research labs. Which are either military-controlled, government-controlled or otherwise hard to get into.

And even then you'd need to infiltrate rather deeply. (or you are the research subject, in which case carry on)

>>53427747
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Bullet_Projection

Well,I can shoot people with magic.Useful I guess.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Aura?useskin=oasis

Nice. Time to screw up some ATM.

>>53427779
Depending on what they mean by radiation, you might get an effect from an x-ray machine or even a high power tanning lamp.

>>53427158
>WHITE HOLE
The fuck is a white hole? Is it the opposite of a black hole? Something that nothing can enter unless it's already inside?
That would be a pretty useful defensive ability.

>>53427843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWN8AhNER0

>>53427843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWN8AhNER0

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Class_System

I become an RPG character with all the possible exploits that this entails.

>>53427837
Really depends on the intensity you want, doesn't it.

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>OMNIPOTENCE

>>53422257
The weight of the world, is on my shoulders. Luckily, I have something to help LIGHTEN THE LOAD.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Embodiment

>>53427843
A white hole is a theoretical region of spacetime which cannot be entered from outside its boundary, but from which matter and light can escape.

>>53427932
Would be able to explain this better, because it has consequences related to their conceptual existence, though it's not something they'd be able to reproduce.

>>53427947
>A white hole is a theoretical region of spacetime which cannot be entered from outside its boundary, but from which matter and light can escape.
So basically my random guess was right.

>>53427960
Yes, but it's not exactly a defensive ability, creating a white hole. They collapse immediately.

Good way of dumping a bunch of extra-universal space debris on someone though.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Materialization?useskin=oasis
I'm going to save the world with memes.

Actual memes, made real.

>>53427996
>Good way of dumping a bunch of extra-universal space debris on someone though.

Anon, "white hole creation" is just another way of saying "you can create matter".

Granted, you have no control over what the matter is, but it's still a great defensive ability. Just throw up walls of strange matter in front of yourself.

>>53428122
Eh. It'll probably just be quarks and stuff. Gaseous hydrogen, at best.

>>53427996
>They collapse immediately.
Maybe naturally occurring ones do. But if someone had the power to create them, then it wouldn't collapse until the person creating it turned it off or ran out of energy.

>>53428044
Plz no

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Goodness_Sense

For fucks sake. I've got a built in, unbeatable IFF system but no power to do anything when I find someone who's pure evil.

Guess I'll just stand off to the side and tell my team mates who to kill and who to spare.

>>53428621
It's going to happen.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal

I now have all abilities.

>>53428044
>plague of frogs that drowns the opponent in REEEEing pepes
You're a worse monster than the villains.

>>53422257
>You! Yes you, anon! Have been chosen to save the world!
Well too bad, I'd rather bury it than save it.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vice_Inducement
And now, so will everyone else. Mwahahaha!

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Momentum_Manipulation
So this is basically telekinesis, right?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_Manipulation

I am basically a low-rent Mr. Freeze?

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>>53428044
>tfw I nearly conquer the world, but some nerd banishes me in fucking a rage comic for all eternity

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astronomical_Object_Manipulation

Save the world? Eh, I'll just make a spare.

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Manipulation
M-maybe I can finally be happy!

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>>53427367
SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR NEXT AMAZON PACKAGE GETS A NASTY DENT YOU SCUMBAG

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Intelligence

Fuck, does this mean I'm forced to become the Lord of Fedoras?

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reincarnation_Inducement

World's heroes will be reincarnated to do the task, I'm too lazy for it.

>>53431183
Chill out, dude. I'm sure he means well. After all, your power is pretty cool.

What would your super name be? Pandora? Captain Container? The Vessel Vigilante?

>>53431386
Euclid

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Athletics_Empowerment
That's just fucking exercise...

>>53431450
Hey Sportacus, what'cha doin' here?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aggregation
This looks fun.
Although I think this is more suited to destroy the world than save it.

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>>53431386
>>53431420
>Pandora
>Captain Container
>The Vessel Vigilante
>Euclid
YOU'LL ALL RUE THE DAY YOU MOCKED THE GREAT CARTON MAN

no, that's dumb... how about Packageboy? No, that's terrible!... The Heavy Trunk? no... the loaded p-package?... no... Crater the Mighty! YES!... no, that's retarded.

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M CHESTER THE CHESTKEEPER AND YOUR SOULS ARE MINE FOR THE TAKING

PREPARE YOURSELVES ""HEROES"" FOR YOUR MOCKERY HAS GIVEN RISE TO THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment
I suppose I'll save the world and go buy dinner on my way back

>>53431665
>>Euclid
>YOU'LL ALL RUE THE DAY YOU MOCKED THE GREAT CARTON MAN
nigger, that was honest
You have basically control over all the spaces
That's supposed to be fitting

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>>53431720
r-really? you think my power is cool?

d... do you think i could be a hero if i tried?

could someone like me s.. save the world?

>>53431749
>d... do you think i could be a hero if i tried?
you have the power for it
You just need the moral compass as well
Can't help you with that

>>53431749
Sure, dude. Even me, the great Menagerie, thinks your power has hero potential. Apply creative thinking, and bam, you've got some serious world-saving power.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Axis_Manipulation
Holy fucking shit, good thing I'm trying to be an engineer
>Potential to be fucking broken and worthless at the same time

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Detonation
"The power to let loose an explosion from their body and potentially recover afterward. "
amazing

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>>53431777
I see. Yes, I truly... finally see.

I can save the world... if I get rid of every container. Then there will be no more need for powers as dangerous as mine. There will be no more need for dividing lines and the contents held within. We will have everything out in the open, laid bare for all to see... we will stop being vessels and will start being one-together. We must return to how we originated. All matter was once connected and only through containers... "boxes," some might say, were we separated and divided up.

If I destroyed all containers... such as your body which contained your soul, these houses which contain people, this atmosphere which contains the earth, this galaxy which contains the planets, the multiverse which contains this universe... if I could wield them and destroy all of these "holding" zones we would all go free. I could save the world. I COULD FINALLY BE A HERO.

Thank you, friends. You have shown me what I must do. My destiny awaits.

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>>53431792
Do not worry, Menagerie.

I will save you all.

>>53429200
Is it me or does someone "roll" this every time we have one of these threads?

>>53431871
>>53431903
Dammit man, you had to go in that direction.

Now I gotta use my Animal Empowerment ability to stop you.

ANIMAL DEATH SQUAD ASSEMBLE.

>>53431871
Well that's certainly thinking outside the box

>>53431859
[Saleel Sawarim intensifies]

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Innervation_Inducement

Yooo, that's fucked up. Imagine if one day you woke up after I took away your sense of touch. You can't feel anything and you start bumping all around the place like an octopus having a seizure.

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>>53431957
I am not yet powerful enough to Save all of existence. I must harness my power.

But you are a fool if you think you can stop me with mere animals. For now I shall "Contain" you in this Zoo. I will enrapture you in the bindings that I Must free you from. So fear not. Soon I shall return. I am the one who was Chosen to save this planet, no... everything. I will save everything and everyone. Soon I shall "Open" your bindings and then "Open" you. You will be saved. Don't be afraid.

I will Save you. I will Free you. I will Heal you.

>>53432058
Somebody call Team Edge! This guy is in need of putting down.

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>>53432100
Yes, where is Team "Edge"? These fools only know how to mock you. Can't you see? They don't respect your power, they don't care about your family being slaughtered, they don't care about how you struggle against the powers of darkness and evil within you. But me? I care. I can free you from your "Container." I can Save you too.

Together we shall Save everything and everyone. No more shall the thin walls of cardboard muffle our voices from one-another; no more shall a cup spill and clatter against the ground; no more shall one heart be contained against another; no more shall the dead be contained against the living. We were meant for more.

Come work for me. Please.

Join me, Team Edge.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Regeneration?useskin=oasis

God damn it, I'm just a glorified weapon repair man. I mean, hell, I don't even have a proper weapon, I'm just a civilian for crying out loud.

Well, I suppose I could make do with those walking staves I have...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dinosaur_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I have all the power of a shitty beast boy

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>>53431974
Also this was a great and I have nothing to add to it.

Well done friend. I'll Save you last.

>>53432245
You sure you're not thinking of Steel Ball Run Dio?

>>53422383
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Defiance

We shall be the greatest of enemies.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Manipulation
I'm motherfucking Kars now. sorta. eh. time to grow some bone-plate armor or something.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Song
Welll... I'm not sure how useful I'd be, but, nothing saying I can't be a hero.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Lordship

With your powers combined... I am Captain Planet.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Linguistic_Magic

But I failed Spanish 2... how can I ever hope to master a magical language, much less speak it!?

>captcha related
STOP MOCKING ME

>>53427484
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muting

Don't forget me! I'm useful i swear!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Empowerment
Well,i guess whatever country helps me will have an excuse to attack oil producing countries. I guess i could also try to find a dead Gogmazios.

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inodorosity
I have the amazing and formidable power to...not have any scent. Great. At least I won't get all stinky from exercising.

>>53432058
This just gave me wicked terrible feels. Poor dogs...

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arctic_Adaptation

Good thing I've never seen snow.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

Yeah I think I can save the world

>>53433840
Be honest now, did you actually roll this?

>>53433860
Don't be so surprised, the powerlisting site is incredibly bloated with different godmode omnipotence powers and isn't 'balanced' by probability like a treasure table

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evaporation
Well, a ceiling fan might kill me, but until then it's gonna be a radical ride. Also getting to "BE NOT" people will be great.

>"CAN'T TOUCH THIS"

>>53433882
Yeah, but that one is pretty much on the top of that heap. Author Authority is probably the only thing above it.

>>53433860
What >>53433882 said. The only one you should doubt is http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal because someone seems to roll that SPECIFIC one every single time we do this thread.

>>53433882
It's really amazing how much crazy shit is on that generator.

Re-rolled, and I ended up with this: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolving_Illusions

Combine this with my urge to tinker with stuff and, well...

Think I can make a go as a hero with this power-set?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresence
saving world will be easiest work i ever had

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Embodiment

Well. This should be rather easy.

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Destruction

I've become the monster that needs to be destroyed

>>53434500
Well, you can easily prevent organized crime from springing up, at least.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Oscillation
I am Hitachi Man!

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Arsenal
Aww yeah, we Requip now.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Whip_Generation

Kinky

>>53422257
>Glass shield making

The world is fucked.

>>53437096
Holy fuck, another dude in this very thread got that same exact useless power.

What a goddamn coincidence!

>>53434500
So, you are the NTR guy?
I will destroy with my powers of
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Entity_Physiology?useskin=oasis
...huh. Who would have thought? A useful superpowers!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Era_Manipulation
The era of the world's destruction is now over. Time to be an eternal NEET

With this mighty power I shall become
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility
... for fuck's sake.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Negation
What are you going to do? Shoot me? Stab me? Fools, I am invulnerable to everything but your puny fists!

>>53438103
Said by a super moments before being punched.

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>tfw too smart to play this game
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Intelligence

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crime_Inducement
Oh the fun we shall have

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Manipulation generic mage coming though

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Cooking

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

>>53422257
Decomposition Manipulation
Nurgle is love, Nurgle is life

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Throwing

Watch out everyone.

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>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Fire_Manipulation
>mfw

>>53422666
Go away Satan. The time for reckoning hasn't come yet

>>53422393
Search for Prince Rupert's drops, anon.

Fire shield creation. I'm a fire bender. I think I'm the guy coming to fuck your nation up. You save it 200 years later.

>>53422257
...so then. guess I need to train my kung-fu up a bit. And pray the fuck I'm fighting dosen't have passives.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Buffering

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Condition_Removal

I remove all the conditions needed for me to save the world, and then the problem is solved? Well mysterious power force thanks for the free power I guess. Now I'm going home to experiment with how to use this power to get out of completing college and cooking dinner.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Element_Manipulation

Probably absolutely broken against humanoid villains, but fuck me if whatever the threat is immune to elemental destruction.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Illusion

Behold my powers and tremble, mortals...

FOR I AM FEAR.

I am the reason that the things that go bump in the night are afraid of looking under their beds...I am your worst nightmare...and then some...

Who dares challenge me?

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conquest_Embodiment

Well, pretty easy to save the world when you can dominate everything

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Wind_Breath?useskin=oasis
I guess that's somewhat useful in combat but not very.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Attacks
Not too bad. If I can launch the bubbles fast enough then they might be able to do some damage.

>>53440390
I'm >>53423229 I challenge you to a blowjob contest. Let's see who is the greatest faggot you fag.

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>>53422666
A PREDATOR ON THE VERGE OF DEATH

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I feel late to the party, but...

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intoxication_Embodiment

Well, shit. I think I might be... not one of the good guys, here.

>The more the user takes the stronger they become: the user takes in the urge and causes a new form of high. The user if refrained from the addiction goes berserk and attacks everything in sight.

>>53433882
I sometimes think this generator would be better for creating a pantheon.
>>53433152 is some minor demigod of bathing, >>53432242 steals half of Hesphaestus's schtick, and >>53433860 is what happens when the whole pantheon fuses into Aristotelian form and engages in meta-universal battles.

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>>53422257

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Bomb_Generation

>>53422257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Phenomenon_Embodiment
I'm most likely the villain myself.

>>53425430
When I read that I thought that meant you were a nig and used could pull the "black" out of your skin to make blades.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Projection
IT'S TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF
ROCK
AND
ROLL

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Magic

I am the Wizard of Hunger. The sorcerer who will eat evil ALIVE!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teeth_Manipulation

I'll be the creepiest superhero out there. A kooky gardener osteomancer who faces villains that end up "spirited away", adding one more lovely set to my ever-expanding Maw Garden.

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>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dragon_Physiology
>fairy dragon physiology

Fuck it, I'm going full sparkle.
https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM?list=PLeoBVKHKNsGriWnBb7u2FrwRC-izVytZg

Saying I'm fabulous is like saying space is big and cold. Ne'er-do-wells and big meanies got nothing on my dazzling wings and magical charms when I transform. I'm like the dad equivalent of a magical girl, complete with an outfit for every encounter.

I'm going to turn away the tide of darkness, one masterfully choreographed musical number at a time. Are the villains of the world ready to get a faceful of pixie dust? I didn't think so.

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>>53440477
Well I'm >>53442202 and you've got another thing coming, mister. En garde!

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Augmentation

So, I try and make everybody Jesus.
Failing that I make people humiliate themselves, using political powers to my advantage without getting involved.

>>53442058
I would follow you to the end of the earth.

>>53422257
Might as well join the fray.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Transformation

This might be okay power. But I would be turning people into weapons.

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Apparently, I am just gross.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sludge_Generation

>>53422575
>Fly to russia
>Go to chernobyl as a tourist.
>Because people actually live in chernobyl.
>Go in on your own.
>There are no guards.
>Guarding this place would be suicide.
>Walk off to the "elephant foot".
>CONSUME THE PUREST, DANKEST RADIATION IN THE EASTERN HEMISPHERE.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Motion_Magic
>>53422351
> Going through the motions
Since you aren't busy saving the world anymore, Charge me up!

>>53422706
we are definitely teaming up for this one.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Calculation_Transfer?useskin=oasis

combining these two creates one moderately useful ability.

>>53422257
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Embodiment

It's going to be ok.

>>53443550
I keep getting powers that don't require me to team up with anyone.

I can solo against evil?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Teleportation

>>53443955
>break open an old CRT monitor
>put your hand inside and turn it on

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flashover_Inducement?useskin=oasis
I'm going to die somewhere within the first 3 times using it.

>>53445209
You're sipping from the tap, but i'm opening the floodgate.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisible_Speed

Seems straightforward enough. Go fast (but not too fast lest I trip and crash and explode), and get shit done!