So...

>>53418359
>THAT'S NOT ADVENTURE YOU SMELL

Somebody had to say it.

The sad thing is, I can't tell if this is satire are not.
There are 40kids dumb enough to actually think about this kind of stuff.

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>>53418359
Not likely.

The 40k answer to failing internal organs is to remove them and replace them with machines and tubes and stuff.

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This is now a primarch semilewd thread

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>>53418359

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No

No one is 40k has ever taken a shit.

Their assholes are vacuum sealed.

>>53418359
pic un(?)related!

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I feel this is somehow relevant.

>>53418729
MAGNUS!
IT IS TIME FOR YOUR COLONIC!

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>>53418785

>>53418475
>implying a colostomy isn't the most grimdark medical "advancement" ever made

>>53418359
I mean, in addition to >>53418475, I'd say proctologists for space marines aren't really a thing. They're built to be superhuman in every way, I doubt the Emperor would have overlooked something like that. In the rare case a space marine might need a proctologist, I'm sure a regular ole apothicary is trained for that.

>>53418904
What about chaos?
What if abaddons ass is a portal to the dark realm?

>>53418959
THE BROWN EYE OF TERROR!!

>>53418959
Curzefag look what you did.

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>>53418959
Never change, /tg/.

>>53419022
Do orks have buttholes?
That means they can be raped, right?

I swear I have a pic of Abaddon butt but it's NSFW

>>53418475
So what your saying is, space marines have bionic buttholes?

>>53419070
Yes they have buttholes and... why...?

>>53419072
post it real quick then delete it.

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>>53419070
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Squad_Broken

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>>53418503
Ought to flay dat ass
Mm mm mm!

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>>53419100

When you consider the fact that WH40K is shit, proctologists in the "game" make sense.

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>>53419104
KONRAD I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF IF YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH GUILLIMAN.

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>>53419099

>>53419089
I mean, what does an ork do after its been buttraped? Does it become docile?

In 10,000 years of imperial history, some decadent rogue trader somewhere must have tried this..

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>>53418503
curzefag and your group of degenerates get out

>>53419151
eh, they should really be on a motorcycle

>>53419164
So after an ork has been assraped, what does its new battlecry sound like?

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>>53419150
Don't be a prude and get in the fleshpile
Konrad
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>>53419164
Y-you think some rich dude on a spaceship has thought of, put resources toward, and followed through with butt-raping a fungus into submission?

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>>53419151
>The Whore-nival
I like

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>>53419194
I'll fucking murder you Guilliman


Fucking

Dead

>>53419022
Alpharius and Omega should be taller. Their offspring are at least

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>>53418959
>>53418976
>>53419151 (You)

PRAISE IT
PRAISE THE BUTT
PRAISE OUR LORD ABADDON AND HIS EYE OF TERROR

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>>53419259
Get in the pile, I'm running out of lewds

>>53418904
>I'm sure a regular ole apothicary is trained for that.
I figured apothecary are basically all doctors and surgeons of the highest level, it's just considering the robust nature of their normal patients, 9/10 treatments are a bolt gun to the skull to ease their pain.

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>>53419278
Official theme of this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z4OU_Ux0IU

>>53419196
Probably the Eldar, back when they were relevant.

>>53419196
Given an extended period of time and an the relative freedom of Rogue Traders and Heretical spacefarers, the probability of any sexual conquest being attempted is nearly 100% It's not a matter of if, only when.

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>>53419316
Where did he get a primarch-sized apple?

Hang on. Magnus is HUGE, and thus has HUGE GUTS. Is his asshole huge as well?

>>53419375
It stands to reason. Though with his psychic powers he could probably change his form at will.

Magnus is always THICC

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>>53419375
You be the judge of that.

So could Ghazghul fit a grot in his butt? Or extra ammo?

Could Ghazghul shit out a bunch of grots like a Tyrvagon?

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>>53419442
WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ORK ASSHOLES

And judging by this pic, if his asshole is roughly the same scale as a human's, he could not fit a grot up his butt. Extra ammo, yes, but not enough to really help him.

>>53419119
post original

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>>53419505
LOVE THE EMPEROR, FOR HE IS THE SALVATION OF MANKIND

>>53419190
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

>>53419482
>WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ORK ASSHOLES

I just find their reproductive cycle fascinating. They are literally made of shit.

>>53419164
>I mean, what does an ork do after its been buttraped? Does it become docile?
It says "Tanks fer da rootin', 'umie! Cleaned me out roight proppa!" and then cleaves your skull in half with a choppa.

Pretty sure there's some kind of eel squig that orks use to clean their guts out from the inside. I assumed it was a colonic.

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>>53420127
>Pretty sure there's some kind of eel squig that orks use to clean their guts out from the inside. I assumed it was a colonic.
So, japanese orks?

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>>53419278

>>53418740
>>>53418729
>MAGNUS!
>IT IS TIME FOR YOUR COLONIC!

It is I, his colonicgrapher, who alone can tell thee of his stool.

Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

>>53419570
those are niggers anon, orks are made of fungi cells

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>>53420366
So, the scene when Magnus is getting oiled up, let's say his chest wasn't the only part that was getting lubed :^)
>Magnus the Red stood directly below the device, looking up through the crystal into the night sky directly above the centre of Occullum Square. He was naked but for a loincloth, his flesh bare to the elements and gleaming with oil.
Ahriman watched as Amon massaged a mixture of sandalwood, jasmine and benzoin oil into Magnus’ flesh. Uthizzar scraped the excess oil from the primarch’s body with a bone-bladed knife as Auramagma held a smoking censer that filled the air with the fragrance of cinquefoil. Phael Toron stood next to Ahriman, his body language stiff and awkward.
Dammit I love Syber so damn much.

>>53420469
Kek

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>>53420556
Syber is a god.