ITT: Words and scenarios that never fail to send shivers down

>>53395508
>We don't have any coasters

>>53395508

> "The tendies are expired"

>>53395508
>"Rosebud."

>You stay.
>I go.
>No following.

>Have you found a reason to fight?

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>>53395508
>"Hi guys, it's me."

>C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever?!

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>>53395508
>When the squad lines up before delivering the mother of all ass beatings
>Bonus points if it's to defend someone who used to be an antagonist

>>53395508
>I'll take care of this

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>>53395508
>I've got something to tell you

Not once has that exact sequence of words ever com before something good. At least not for me.

In order it has heralded;

>grandmother is dead
>your best friend is dead
>grandfather is dead
>grandmother is dead
>Your other friend is moving away
>your cat has died
>we've put you in for the retard paper by mistake and it's too late to change it, you can resit the test next year maybe for a fee.
>your course work has gone missing
>this collage doesn't do that course but this one in Glasgow does, they haven't got any spare places in student accommodation left, can you be there in 3 days?
>we had to give this job to a woman and an Asian for quota reasons
>your friend is dead (he was old and in ill health so I was actually not surprised at this one)
>your girlfriend has left you for someone in Glasgow and has spread rumors about you on social media
>your other friend is dead
>were firing you because you seem to lack motivation
>your mum has cancer

I'm waiting for an arrest warrant so I can have the full set.

It's just something about those 6 fucking words. If it's good news people seem to use an alternative.

Can't think of a traditional game related one beyond
>homebrew race

>>53395640

:.)

>>53395508
>"so you know how I didn't like point buy..."

>>53395508

"Let's go."

>>53395508
>This will be a sandbox game with player additions to world-building.

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>this game is going to be roleplay heavy with very little dice rolling

I fucking love when I can go whole sessions without doing a skill check

>>53395508
>"political intrigue game"
>"realistic combat"
>"progressive"

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>>53395508
>It's a murder mystery on a old mansion.

>>53395508
"Core only"
"Humans only"
"Gritty"
"Realistic"
"I've been reading/watching Game of Thrones"

>>53396180

This sounds so good in theory, but it's also always seemed to me like it would mean the only challenge could come from the GM deliberately fucking the players.

>>53396355
in my experience it really depends on how good your group is, moral debates and political positioning don't technically need any dice rolls and as long as you get the sense that the NPCs (and even the PCs) are doing things without your presence then it gives you a sense of being part of a living story

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>>53396278
Suzy, pls.

>>53396473
You'll have to explain.

>>53395508
>It has been so long since I was last wounded... thank you swordsman, now I no longer have to hold back.

Or something to that effect, our DM seperated the party and we each had to fight a miniboss.

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>>53396504

>>53396538
That is the gayyest most cliche'd anime shit in the world

god I wish I played a campaign like that

>>53396548
No, he said explain.

>>53396570
Explain what?

>>53396589
The joke, you mongoloid.

>>53396561
I know, but it was actually rather fun. No other party members really changes how you think and play. The other time was when I was pulled overboard during a fleet battle. Mnaged to swim to the enemy ship and jumped along several other ships, fighting the undead crews to get back to the party.

Tax: >Hold it right th- *SNAP*

>>53396645
The joke is that the anime girl looks like the fetal alcohol syndrom victim that is Arin Hanson's wife.

>>53396672
Which relates to my post how?

>>53396762
If you were to actually read the screencap, you'd notice some striking similarities, you double dummy.

>>53396672
Reverse image search tells anyone that.
The question is, what is the joke relating to this pair of posts: >>53396473
>>53396278

>>53396787
But what is the joke?
Is this something that Suzy is known for doing?
Does she play in a campaign with a similar flavor?
You have yet to explain from where the humor is supposed to be derived.

>>53396810
You know what? Just forget it, I'd rather be the dumb one here.

>>53396810
The joke is that with all the red flags in the screencapped post, anon declined the game invite for an entirely unrelated reason.

Is your spoonfed babby mind pleased at this humor?

>>53396869
a. That screencap is not really humorous, and not just because you ahd to explain it,
b. It wasn't spoonfeeding if I had to pull the explanation out of you with pliers.

Also who in the penis is Arin Hanson and why is his wife relevant to you explaining the joke in a screencap of a post you made more than a year ago.

>>53396990
Since you are apparently unable to glean context from posts, Arin Hanson's wife Suzy is an e-celeb, specifically that one linked upthread that looks like the anime slut in the screencap

>>53397048
Anon, just leave it. He's either faux-autistic and fishing for (You)s, or genuinely autistic in which case it's kinda awkward to give him shit for not getting the joke.
Just drop the subject.

>>53397048
So the screencap joke is just that the anime girl looks (barely) like the fat fetal alcohol emo?

And that the text post is similar to the screencap text?

This is a joke for those with screencap archives far more in depth than mine.

Also, you're explaining this to at least one active poster besides me, so this level of obscurity has some degree of significance to it.

>>53397048
So, if I'd been aware of the marital status of some e-celeb, I would have been able to see the context of your posts and that screencap, which was only tangentially related to the post you were quoting, would have been mildly amusing. Glad we got that settled.

>>53397132
Always happy to help someone on the spectrum, you fucking autist.

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>>53397132
Welcome to /tg/. We only do advanced references here.

>>53397152
Wipe your spittle off the mirror.

>>53397183
I think what threw me was the reference to a /v/ channel.
Wrong brand of basement deweller.

Though the quick tour through the existence of Game Grumps was educational.

>>53395508
>"Just the tip"

>>53397238
Phrasing!

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>"Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!"

>>53395508
>Who's gonna DM next?

>>53397048
Since you're here for (you)s, is Table Flip worth attempting?
They look a little PewDiePie audience.

Ordinary men and women taking up arms against impossible circumstances to defend their loved ones and homes. Always gets me.

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>>53395508
>"Get behind me."

YES.

I swear to God this movie was an hour and forty minutes of that exact feel.

>>53397266
>Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn.

Theoden had the best lines

>>53397293
No clue, I have no interest in internet 'personalities'.

>the room is empty and bare
fuck you, no it isn't. It never is.

>>53395863
Jesus anon. Maybe things will get better?
They never do.

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>party all got knocked down and defeated
>be first to wake up
>conservation of ninjutsu and power of nakama combine to create the ultimate power-up
>proceed to mop the floor with all the enemies in one-sided rematch, for the sake of loved ones

I swear, one of the better games I've had. Pic related.

>>53397302
Is that "Blame!"?

>GM:"...Well!"

This is always followed by an irreversible result due to fuckup.

>>53395863
I would have felt some sympathy for you, but then
>>collage
Hope you're making this up

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>>53397302
Wait, is that Sanakan? They should have not until much later.

"Wanna fight?"

>>53395863
I'm sure this is all legit and there are no other explanations.

>>53397346
Yeah.

Netflix made a movie and it's basically a spaghetti western.

If you watch it, watch it in Moon, the English dub is truly atrocious.

>>53397408
>Watch it in radiation speak

My Grandfather didn't fight a war for this bullshit.

>>53397346
>>53397383
There is so, so much talking right from the start. Bad times.

>>53397383
It doesn't follow the plot exactly.

It smooshes a bunch of stuff into the electrofisher arc. The story is mostly from the POV of the humans with Killy as a mysterious stranger.

>>53397403
Absolutely not. Players bringing their own homebrew race to the game is basically game poison.

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>>53397346
"BURAMU!" As the narrator put it. Wonky postures am I kawaii ugu faces on the girls and 12fps closeups. Seen worse.

>it doesn't look like they were trying to keep something getting out, it looks like they were trying to keep something from getting in
Bonus points if in space or under the sea
>these look like teeth marks, but from what?
Bonus if they show up on something known for being hella durable
>We need to run, NOW
Bonus if said by the biggest and/or toughest fucker in the group. The guy known for never backing down from a fight.

>>53397479
You know there's something significant to this as a concept. The only way I've ever seen a homebrew race work well is when the race was created solely for this campaign.

If a player brings in their own special race, they're going to have a buttload of canon for them; they can either attempt to inform the GM of this with a huge autistic primer, or they can give an outline. If the GM involves their racial background in any way and starts making mistakes in ways that contradict the race fluff, the player will usually get shitty about it, discouraging the GM to explore that part of the setting - the player feels that their character's background has been badly handled and the GM feels cuckolded out of his own setting.

A race or culture made for a specific campaign is something that doesnt have all that luggage with it. The background can be made collaboratively, or modified to fit into the setting and then freely explored.

I know the context of the post and idk it just REALLY MADE ME THINK.

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>>53397426
Maybe he should have become a voice actor and fought for a better standards in western media instead?

>the comedy relief, gentle giant powerhouse character stops being silly and starts playing completely serious, and wrecks shit when they do

god it's satisfying. We were in an Anima game where the melee combat guy who'd been underperforming (but being extremely entertaining) suddenly revealed that if he simply bothered to buff his strength as high as he could, he could start throwing buildings and levelling cities by stamping hard enough to cause an earthquake.

>>53397313
>>53397266
When they start chanting "Death!" gets me every time. In Two Towers he had a good mini speech too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVEYcTyj1Do
A speech about how he didn't realize the threat soon enough, and its too late.
The end is upon them.

>>53395640
>Superman...

>>53395508
>Don't look at the ceiling

>53395640
F

>>53395734
>desire for federal service intensifies

>>53396538
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/56fa2c89-fae2-4aab-88da-340c00ec4cd6

>>53395508

> "You are advised to submit without further delay. If you do not submit I will march. If I march into Laconia I will bring my army into your land. I will destroy your farms, slay your army, women, and children, and raze Laconia itself."
>"If."

>You guys get out of here.
>I'll hold the line.

Every time.

>>53396180
I'm the exact opposite. If more than an hour goes without me rolling SOMETHING I just lose most of my interest in the game.

>>53396548
>pants made of cheap microfiber upholstery
Tasteless.

>>53395508

>boiled alive.

>>53395508
>the huge meatslab that crushes everyone steps up to fight the badslab
>badslab actually starts winning, it becomes clear he's on another level of strength
>suddenly the meatslab starts fighting completely differently
>badslab only knows the ways of meat, can't counter it
>gets torn apart piece by piece
>turns out the meatslab is a 4d tactical chess master, he just likes punching things

>>53395508
>"You guys go on ahead. I'll slow em down."

You brave, foolish son of a bitch.

>>53396355
Depends on the group, the gm, and your personal style. I've been in games where there really wasn't a challenge and we just told a story together, and other games where the challenges are solved narratively. They can both be fun, and so can something more grounded in mechanics.

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>>53397337
nigga that fight was like the exact opposite of one-sided.

>>53399708
>Typical deku

go back to your notebooks nerd

>>53399650
>TFW you lie about surviving so your friends will leave you

Fucking love it. Also when someone says "We'll meet again at the end of things." When they sacrifice themselves.

>"It's quiet tonight"
>"Too quiet"

or

"Why do you insist on bringing that with you; you're never going to need it "

>>53397779
lol

>>53400910
https://youtu.be/dRxvC3nV_ho

>Alright get your stupid fucking rope!

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

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>>53397375
Oh, like you've never seen a collage with no spare places.

>>53397313
>>53397266
>>53398562
And yet it's all cliched Hollywood garbage compared to the actual dialogue in the books.

>>53396180
Currently playing a game like this and I love it! Never have I been so invested in my character and the story.

>>53397337
>party all got knocked up
>be first to wake up

>>53395640

Always gets me too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNWK_Y_ibcE

>"fly, you fools!"

>>53395863
I've got something to tell you...

You didn't give us the details on the retard paper mistake thing and we are curious now. You are the man for sharing with us.

There, curse broken. IF you give us the story. I don't even know what you are talking about in that sentence.

>>53399337
You have to be 18 to post here

>>53395508
"Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt."

>>53397433
>Adaptation of my favorite manga is shit
I'm glad I never watched it.

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Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one!... not today.

It's /v/ but it still works

>>53395508
>It is a good day to die.

>>53399708
The last boss was a bit problematic, but i plus ultrad him

>>53402624
Darkest Dungeon falls under the Commander Keen rule, and is fucking awesome to boot, so you get a pass.

>>53402624
That entire game is basically just a vehicle for lines appropriate for this thread.

>>53395508
>Whatever you do, don't turn around."
Fuck Hrud up their assholes, bullshit time distortion fields.

>>53395508
>>53402794
>>53399650
Pair any with "Close your eyes. I don't want you to see this."

>>53395508

"I have 973 rounds of ammunition remaining, you will reach the pad by then and leave with the other refugees."

"But-"

"Go."

>>53397620
He's not trapped in there with you
you're trapped in there with him

>no one cared who I was until I put on the mask
Incredible. Just incredible. You'd have to have one of the most blazing minds to conceive such a phrase.

>You are strong, child. But I am beyond strength.
>You address omnipotence. Tread carefully.
>You're a thousand years too early to face me!
> You obviously do not know who you are fucking with!
I love posturing, gloating, boasting and bragging.

>>53403038
No lie, I really do like the whole "born in shadows/adopted by them" thing. I love "you're a poser, I'm the real deal"

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>>53395508
Came up in a writing session a while back.

>Immortal standing over a friend's deathbed. He's just passed peacefully
>"I wanted to ask- what I really I wanted to ask was... can I come with you? I- I wanted to go too."

She wasn't very good at making friends and the two of them were all that was left of an old adventuring party.

A well done lonely immortal gives me a gut punch every time, but it feels like every time it comes up in popular media the immortal is exceptionally sociable, like the Doctor. Why are you going to make a lonely person out of someone who can't help but attract and give affection?

>>53395508
> Incoming hostiles!
> (City name) has been hit!
> Six billions lives depend on you.
> I'm going in. Make sure to send a medal to my family.

>Once more unto the breach!
>Faugh-A-Ballagh!

>Terminators ready!
>The Emperor's finest, reporting!
>None shall survive.
>Hahahaha... they do not have a prayer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-1-PQRbD28

>>53395508
"I'm a believer. And like I said, I wish I was still an atheist. Believing I was born into a harsh, uncaring cosmos--in which my existence was a random roll of the dice and I was destined to die and rot and then be gone forever--was infinitely more comforting than the truth.

"Because the truth is that my God is coming back.

"When he arrives I'll be waiting for him with a shotgun.

"And I'm keeping the last shell for myself."

-Bob Howard

>There are two bible verses I keep particularly close to my heart; one for my outlook on man, and one for my outlook on God.
>Genesis 11:6 and 11:7, respectively.

You will wish you hadn't picked up that blade.

Multiple times it's happened. most recent was picking up a God's dagger and completing his trials with it. after obtaining his boons, he collected a year later and now my character is in limbo while we play some alternate characters in the same campaign

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Sabaton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epeQwq-aYV0

>>53402624
This is the closes I can find that is /tg/ related.

>>53395508
>Get behind me.
I see what you're trying to pull, Satan

watch those wrist rockets

"I'm about to do something incredibly stupid."

the equivalent of "Hold my beer" in my group.

>>53397317
Why the fuck would anything ever get better? His country is overrun by foreign invaders who are raping his daughters and wives to death and blowing up his friends in the street. His politicians are also all foreigners or owned by foreigners and do nothing but make it illegal for him to question or fight this madness. He also can't own weapons or have freedom of speech. The only thing he can do is commit suicide or commit genocide.

>>53395508
"You don't get to hurt anyone else."

>>53403705
I don't know, humans collectively are very submissive to anger, fear, and other strong emotions. People can only suppress their anxiety so much, even if reassured. There will likely be a point in which things suddenly capsize and the overreaction against multiculturalism will be outstanding.

>>53395508
>BBeg uses most powerful attack or spell
>Party survives or shrugs it off.
>"no... no, this is impossible!..."

>>53402624
Also
These nightmarish creatures can be felled, they can be beaten!

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>>53403555
IT'S A SUPER

>>53403705
>or commit genocide.
The only option with a possible positive, lasting outcome.

>>53403555
>>53403883
man SWBF2 is my favourite star wars game bar none. It's the little details, like the voice stabs, and the way that rebels take out their pistols and shoot the corpses of stormtroopers.Too bad the remake sucks shite

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>>53395508
Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage! Rage against the dying of the light!

>>53403024
Even better
>you're trapped in there with you
Also always been a fan of
>well guys...this is it
Even if it is or it isn't really "it"

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>>53403898
It's alright every now and then, at least with the sense of scale and every now and then I get the itch for a match, but yeah it's shit. I'm reinstalling Battlefront 2 right now actually, shame it's hard to get a game going, but at least the mods are rad

>>53404002
I just loved the class-based combat. Each felt distinct, and good, and fun to use (with the exception of the jet trooper, fuck that noise.) I hope that they learn from their mistakes and actually make a good sequel

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>>53404027
I think I saw something about there being four or so main classes along with more vehicles, customizable weapons, and all movies represented n such. Might be alright???

and to keep on topic

Objective: SURVIVE

>>53395508

When someone roars out their fury and desperation as they charge into impossible odds.

When the likable but still mad loyal to the bbeg villain gets fucked up by his superior and the team gets that spark in their eyes as they are sending off their rival. No respect for the bbeg now.

"Ooh, this guy is going to fucking get It"

Stay in your coma.

>>53395508

"Please get up / Please wake up."

>>53404417
"Wake up....wake up, [name of self]."

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>>53395640

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Robots who only want to help and are loyal to a fault.

>>53404657
(CAN'T WAKE UP)

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>>53397408
>it's basically a spaghetti western.

Aaaand I'm sold.

PILLAGE HIM, SATANAEL

Shoots god in the face

>>53402298
It's not very interesting.

GCSE higher and lower papers so that OFSTED and the Ministry of Education can fudge the results and make it look like shit is improving or getting worse depending on where the money is.

It was my Geography test. Geography was something I was actually very good at and enjoyed immensely. My course work was the best in my class and I was guaranteed to get more or less the top possible marks for it. Throughout my time in secondary school I had consistently been in the top 1/10th of my class for the various tests.

There is Higher and Lower paper. On the Lower test it's easy to get a passing grade but impossible to get anything above that. On the Higher paper you can get all the way to A+ grade but you have to actually work for it.

I should have gone in for the Higher paper. But they put me in for the Lower paper because they mistook me for another student with the given name and a very similar surname. There response when I understandable asked what WTF was going on

>Lulz, sorry anon, better luck next year XD!!!

I got ~100% correct on that Noddy piece of shit Lower paper. It counted as a C grade.

Yes I'm still salty about it.

>>53396278
>Core only
>Humans only
>No items
>Final Destination

>Koyaanisqatsi

These aren't even phrases, just terms that fucking get me

>city buster
>planet buster
>extinction-level event
>overwhelming force
any use of the word "violate"
>overtime
>game over
>divine intervention
>cosmic crime

>>53400444
>"Don't worry, the healers patch up my leg, now I'm back to being the fastest. I'll hold them off and catch up with you when I get the chance!"
>TFW the leg wasn't healed.

>>53403979
>Well guys... this is it
is right up there with
>How about just one more, for old time's sake?

Those moments at the end where all everybody can do is laugh are always nice to see. Everything might be shit, but they've got eachother, with no regrets all around.

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>>53402624
All of the lines when you reach the end of the game and your team start to get instakilled by the final boss are fucking amazing as well.

Man-At-Arms : "I go with a clear conscience. I've given my all."

Leper : "Spare the others, I am ready."

Abomination : "Whatever awaits, it cannot be worse than what I've endured."

Houndmaster : "Steady, girl. If we're called, we answer."

Occultist: "Finally, the face of my tormentor. Come, then."

>"receiving no signal from anything in the system, not even beacons"

>>53397048
Has it occured to you that there are some people on this Earth who don't know what Game Grumps is?

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>>53403979
>>53405994
"I won't say anything like "Later, my friends!", This it it for me."

>>53406070
Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't have had to explain about the e-celeb.

Got any more nonquestions for me?

>>53403145
As shit as adventure time has been and has become over the years, anything the Lich says is gold.

"Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing.. And before there was nothing, there were monsters."

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>party occasionally bumps into this friendly, young silver dragon
>whenever we do, bad things are involved
>these bad things need to stop, either because the dragon wants so or we were hired to do so
>we need more information on said bad things
>aerial scouting is a good way of getting this information
>I have the best eyes so I get to ride the shiny and chrome silver dragon
>absolutely fucking radical

>>53406096
Why is the joke so stupid, and why do you think anyone should care about your /v/ tier e-celeb joke?

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>>53395508
>I can live with it

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>>53395508
>It's fine now.
>Why?
>Because I am here!

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>You have a family. Mine died at Sea Gate. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

>>53395508
"We cannot get out."
"Drums in the deep."

>>53406051
post the rest

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>Demandred felt at the wound in his cheek, and his eyes opened wider. “Who are you?” Demandred asked.

>“I am the man who will kill you.

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>>53408285
If we're doing mtg

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>KEEP FIRING TILL THEY SEE THE GLOW OF OUR BARRELS!

Not evening memeing. It is a pleasant chill to this day

>>53395508
>Thread this old
>Missing this

Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell.

I can usually recite as far as "Blade with whom I have lived" before choking.

>>53397427
People talked in Blame!. Just not Killy. Chapters where Killy was with other people (i.e Cibo) they would end up chatting his ears off while he would only occasionally give them a short response.

Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret.

>>53397266
>Where is the horse and the rider...

>>53395863
Are you the detective conan or what?

>>53396180
You say that, but the last one of those I was in, basically nothing happened.

>>53403175
>I love "you're a poser, I'm the real deal"
"Okay paintballers, time to go pro"?

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>>53403898
>>53404002

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>>53395508

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The alt text on this one gets to me

>>53408285
The best goddamn thing to come out of that block

>>53395508
>inanimate object (especially statues and things like that) stalk you
>but they only move when you aren't looking at them
>every time you look back they're in a new position

>>53411759
>teaboo

>>53403898
I heard they're making a sequel to the shitty nuSWB. The original being so good makes it basicslly impossible for me to expect anything more than an awful game.

>>53411759
lol epic #superwholock

>>53412190
At least they are trying to fix their mistakes.

>>53395592
I understand that reference!

>>53396548
What is wrong with her head

>>53412083

That's a new one. I bet your mom thinks you're adorable.

>>53397266
Woah. Real goosebumps. That... That's new

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>>53395592

>>53397426
>radiation speak

I'm stealing this and using it forever, thanks

>>53402331
>enjoys gaming a different way
>must be underaged

Hey i cut my spaghetti instead of twirling it, how old am I?

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>Slipspace rupture detected
It's vidya, but damn did it hit hard

I was in a campaign where the players were part of a royal army fighting the kingdom to the south and during one of the battles the king actually led the charge. His horse got shot and the players were the first ones that made it to him. One of the generals of the enemy army had an exchange with the player that got elected leader of the group that reminded me a little of eowyn's stand off with the witch king.
"Stand down soldier of the north. Abandon your king and flee to see another sunrise."
"We would sooner die in the darkest part of the midnight before we would face a single sunrise as traitors"

from an old campaign

>big bad, lying on the ground after the final battle: Well done. You've won a single battle. But you should know, heroes. There are forces out there even stronger than I am.
>party's bard, who landed the killing blow: Yeah. Us.

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>>53412445
Warning, missile approaching.

>>53412083
>>53412202
I have no idea what you're talking about. I was actually thinking about the hedge sculptures from The Shining and the moving statues easter egg from Just Cause 3.

>kill 'em all

>>53406324
Your second question answers the first one, and it's not my joke, I'm just someone with enough cognitive ability to follow the explanations other anons had posted to spoonfeed it into a format the retard could understand.

>>53412668
I just automatically assumed you were talking about a terrible british tv show that is praised by people obsessed with british culture. Hence, teaboo, a play on weaboo

>>53412726

Doctor Who may not be high art but calling it terrible is over the line.

>>53412928
Have you seen the the last few seasons? There is literally no tension because you know the Doctor always pulls something out of his ass and saves the day. The only time you actually need to be worried is when its a season finale. And this is coming from someone who once watched the entire new series on netflix in 2 days.

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>>53412928
It has reached terrible often with Moffat writing it. can't wait till he's gone.

>He hold the door.

>>53412726
You mean Dr. Who? I tried to watch that. Couldn't stomach it. Special effects were really bad, and not in a charming way.

>>53408812
>"The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World’s End toward Tarwin’s Gap, toward Tarmon Gai’don. Will he ride alone?”

>"Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day."

>"He was better. But he thought I was finished, with only one arm. He never understood. You surrender after you're dead."

I'll be the first to admit the Wheel of Times many flaws, but goddamn it has some great lines.

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>>53413000
Yes

>>53412263
genes

>>53412982
>>53412979

I agree about the recent stuff and Moffat, but the show has decades of other stories. Taken as a whole it's a good show.

>>53395508
>The idea of getting old and settling down never did sit easy with me

or,

>We will not take a single step backwards. We will hold, because we have to.

>>53413073
They literally did a gender bender of the Master after they "permanately" killed him of several seasons earlier

>>53413073
Yeah, its just annoying because after Tennant, I think Smith got zero great episodes.

>>53413107
>Actually thinking a villain can be perma killed in Doctor Who
Episode aside quality, I think they cast the perfect woman for the job

>>53413162
I agree that she did a good role, but the idea that a burned up corpse, after the owner refused to regenerate, regenerated anyway is fucking stupid. And I am sure the Master is a woman now for SJW points

>"Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

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>>53413221
Possibly, but knowing Moffat, he probably did it because 'He's so clever and unpredictable!'

Pic related, his face at the reveal.

>>53412703
is it bad that i immediately thought of protomen concerts

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>>53413262

A bit, but your good taste cancels it out.

>Did I do the right thing?

>could you hold this for a second please?

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>>53403305
ALL SINNERS FEAR THE EMPEROR'S WRATH

THE HERETICS WILL SUFFER THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT

THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS, SCUM

The Grey Knights were the pinnacle of DoW voice acting

>>53403175
I still don't get why it was memed so much...

>>53400910

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHNS_lYEFS4

>>53411255
>Felucia
Lost a lot of good men on that day.

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>>53395508
ACTIVATE,THE SHIELDS!

>"Do what you must..."

>>53414011
Could've sworn he says 'Starting up- the shields!' instead.

>>53411759
The statue enemies from Dragon Quest.

>>53412979
Interesting concepts, like the Silence, but not very intense writing because unkillable main hero, with a magic wand to do literally anything.

>I'm not ready to die...

>>53395508
"your poo is sticky"

"Stand down or I shall make you stand down"
Similarly:
"Don't make me do this!"

I am a sucker for protector types who legitimately hate fighting but happen to be really good at it.

>>53402246
I was so invested. I didn't expected that ending. Fuck you. By also well done.

>I can't carry your burden for you... but I can carry you!

>>53405889
Same. I got depressed after watching that for like a week

>>53395508
>"I am not normally one for idle displays of power, nor for the waving about of titles, but since they seem to be the only thing you understand, here is one of my own."
>A single word follows, uttered not by the man himself, but by everyone else in the room, in unison.
>"Thrallherd"

One scene that never fails to send shivers down my spine is Boromir's death scene from Lord of The Rings. The music, the acting, everything.

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>>53417064

That's actually really good.

>>53417080

Agreed. What really seals it for me is the way the hobbits charge into impossible odds at the end.

>>53395508
>You go on ahead. I'll hold them off and catch up later
>We need to fight together, if we don't there will be nothing to fight over
>We can take these bastards! With science!
>Massive rewards for being evil, no reward for being good, people still choose good.

Thank you anons. This thread is inspiring

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I have a weird affinity for characters who always rhyme.

Don't indoeuropeans feel primitive for being so hairy? Yuck. Some literal moneys and then call others moneyks.

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>>53420682
Keep telling yourself that

>>53408667
Unfortunately the rest are kinda boring or they are like being babies, this guy posted the best ones already

>>53396180
I like to run games like that. I've just had several sessions in a row exploring and combatting, and now my players are winding down, enjoying a few days off, and having an obligatory beach episode.

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>>53397313
Man, just that fucking line "Fell deeds awake." Total goosebumps right now.

One of my favorites:
>That's inside the room

With how awesome everyone thinks it is, I kind of wish that my group had one of those "solo guy stays back to save everyone else" moments. But, anytime someone says they will, everyone else just refuses to leave them and holds the shit back together.

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>>53395508
Something like this.

>Hold the line/Heroic last stands with little/no chance of survival.
>Villain actively outwits you, it's totally fair and you're just like "well fuck."
>Hours of in-character dialogue and story progression uninterrupted by constant rule book checks.
>Finishing a campaign. Bonus points if the GM works with you to create a canonical epilogue for your character.
>GM actually integrates player backstory stuff into campaign, does it without favoritism.
>Players actually choose something less powerful, but more thematic when given options.
>Successfully executing a plan without a hitch because you put the work in to make sure that it would.
>"No Psykers, no Tech-Priests" <- Please more of this.
>Not instantly disregarding adventure supplements as a new GM. I love it when they're used, especially when altered to suit the GM's needs, or used as a reference point for own writing.
>"Here is your homebrew item/spell/whatever reward."
>Executing a successful retreat.
>"And how can man die better, Than facing fearful odds, For the ashes of his fathers, And the temples of his Gods."
>Old school heroism, altruism. Less "the world's going to end", more "we've got to protect this settlement from those slavers."
>Players making decisions that they know will likely hurt them, because it's in character and would be a cool way to advance the story.

>>53413014
A lot of the Wheel of Time oaths and such are fantastic. The line that always gives me chills is at the end of book 6 though.

>"Kneel to the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt."

That whole battle has some great stuff ("Ashaman, kill!"), but that line never fails.

>>53423061
Stormlight Archive has good oaths. Any time they are spoken, shit is about to go down.

>Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination.
>I will protect those who cannot protect themselves.

>>53395508
"The Emperor Protects."

>>53395592
>"MUAAAHHH!"

The ending of Soldiers Live:

“In the night, when the wind dies and silence rules the place of glittering stone, I remember. And they all live again.”

>>53412354
It's all your's friend! haha epic!

>Did you ever stop to consider that this was all your fault ?

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>>53395508
It's always fun when character list off a litany of titles. Even better when they can back them all up.

>Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!
>WITNESS ME!
>"Just walk away.."

>>53395508
>"Get behind me."
Especially if they're carrying a recoilless rifle.

Menacing double-speak gets me. Half-Life 2 is rife with this stuff.
>Attention Nova Prospekt internal containment teams, deservice all political consripts in block A-7
>Attention all ground protection teams, judgement waiver is now in effect, capital prosecution is discretionary

>>53411180
you had a bad GM and/or bad players

>>53408592
"This foe is beyond any of you."

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>>53395508
"He didn't have a word for 'home', but he knew it was something to be defended."

>>53395508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojEq-tTjcc0
Stay until the ending.