What forces dare defend this world from the steel talons of the Jade Falcon?
>>53383899
Me and a broom. Sorry the rest of our forces died from food poisoning and the rest of our mechanized force blew up when someone tripped on the self destruct button. I didn't even know we had one.
>>53383899
>forces
>implying we need more than one
>>53383899
Us.
Because let's face it; you green idiots haven't been relevent for twenty years.
>>53384689
Nah fuck this, Clan Wolf will step in on their behalf. Anything to fuck up Clan SpaceChicken.
>>53384742
Oh hi there! Thanks for help! Do you guys need a janitor?
>>53384795
Yeah, my place is kind of a wreck. Pretty sure the couch is made of nacho chips at this point.
>>53383899
>>53384689
Um. Okay. Do you want to surrender and become a Bondsman or should I just blow you up?
Neg, you stravag! You're trying to invade your own planet again!
>>53385760
Honor forbids me to surrender. But if I survive this, I'm ok with being a bondsman. So what is your bid?
>>53383899
Your tech-heresy ends here, traitor scum
>>53383899
>>53383899
Is this some kind of joke?