All true wizards must adhere to a dress code chosen from the

>>53345784

What if I want to use my smoking pipe as a spell focus? You seem unaccustomed to the accessories promonate to a gentleman you cur!

>>53345784
Fine, I join a coven and become a witch where my nudism isn't that far-fetched when most rituals require eating a baby while doing interpretive dance under the full moon.

Plus, now my usual lunch has a purpose.

>>53345784
>Discuss.
Okay.

>>53345784
Does this dress code also apply to female wizards? Certainly an attractive woman of the magical persuasion is allowed to show more skin?

Different idea:
>Weird fucking hat
>Midsection cushion that wraps around, protective armor optional
>Skirt made from some exotic beast's skin
>Poncho and footwear both optional

Take your fedorable demands and shove 'em up your ass, m'faggot.

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>>53345784
OP is a faggot with shit taste.

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>>53345834
Naturally.

>>53345784
third one

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Actually wizards can dress however the fuck they want, as long as it's pretty weird

RANDOM WIZARD CLOTHING 1D20

1. Robe of dead fairies with their hands sewn together.

2. A wizard's hat. The entire outfit is a hat. Their naked legs come out the bottom and there's a hole cut out about 2/3rds of the way up for their face.

3. Only their own beard (wizard may be male or female).

4. A giant rough crystal split in two and hollowed out with a space for the wizard's body. Fastens together with an orichalcum clasp-and-spike.

5. A whaleskin leather jester's outfit, dyed purple. Reeks more than usual.

6. Black silk body wrappings and a scale solar orrery hung from the wizard's neck.

7. A rabbit tied over their genitals. If you pull the rabbit away, there's always another one there.

8. A bolero jacket and a wooden beehive with holes for the legs. All of their visible skin is covered in honey.

9. A hundred different antlers.

10. The classic: a staff, grey robe, big pointy grey hat and one eye. The missing eyeball hangs around the neck, or out of the socket.

11. A cloud. Periodically it turns angry, dark, starts leaking and generates static. The wizard is forced to beat it until it becomes fluffy and white again.

12. A gigantic hand with six fingers that clasps around their body.

13. A broken hollow statue of the wizard hung with lace around their body.

14. A robe or dress of white feathers and a headdress of peacock feathers.

15. Tanned skin and shrunken heads of the wizard's (many, often nonhuman) enemies.

16. A dalmatica made of stitched-together paper book pages - the wizard appears as though they had the exact width of a sheet of paper.

17. A clay jar filled with nutrient fluids (the wizard's party must roll them around).

18. Angry snakes.

19. A large, strangely-colored icosahedron with each face carved with a mystical number.

20. A wax candle and the shadow of the entity the wizard has sworn themselves to the service of.

>>53345822
>Discus

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>>53345784
You're a fag OP.

If your wizard doesn't dress like they're retired and running a drug ring out of a tropical resort, you're doing it wrong.

>>53345784
am i not allowed to wear a pointy blue cap with stars all over it?

>>53345784
I use magic to not meet the requirements.
CHECK AND MATE!

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If you can't feel your pants rubbing your nipples sensually while casting, what's even the point of being a wizard?

>>53345784
>Wizards not wearing thematic costumes indicating something about their powers

At least let my fire-caller wear a brazier on his back or something!

>>53345784
>Wizards failing to meet any of these requirements are poseurs

implying that any wizard would adhere to another wizard's sense of fashion unless they were in a unified association/academy.

-Real- wizards wouldn't give a fuck about some other wizard's dress code because respect as a wizard is based on merit and not reputation or who you are buddies with.

>"Y-you're not wearing the p-proper wizard attire!"
>gets blown the fuck out by some highly advanced spellwork
"Okay"

Fucking dumb. Sage.

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>>53345784
Sorcerers are still allowed to dress like idiots, right?

>>53348614
>implying the organized wizards who freely share notes and techniques and all work together for the purposes of expanding their knowledge wont be the stronger ones

>>53349689
>implying they don't share notes with each other in order to even measure up to the powerful hermits

>>53348614
>he doesn't understand the importance of proper wizard robes and hat

The Wizard doesn't wear robes because it's the dress code. The Wizard wears robes because he's a goddamned WIZARD and no one can tell a wizard that his pajamas aren't proper formal wear.

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I do believe there is only one way for a wizard to dress.

>>53352007
Not even a dramatically more powerful wizard?

>>53352167
WIZARD.

>>53347843
Would fit under the second style I think.

>>53349665
Of course, given that sorcerers are idiots.

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>>53345784
Style 1:
Pretty good, but the hat isn't as classy as you think it is. Also steampunk has partially ruined this look.
Style 2:
Two options: Gandalf/Merlin exist in your universe and your dumb for emulating their style or they don't exist and it's just a dumb meme look.
Style 3:
Way too edgy, wizards should be above that sort of thing.

Also, discreet wizards are cool.

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I disagree.

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>>53345784
>Wizards failing to meet any of these requirements are poseurs.
If you can't dress in a ridiculous outfit that looks like a storm waltzed through a thrift shop, then torn and stitched and patched every article of clothing inside together randomly, resulting in an unholy abomination of mish-mashed fabrics - then what's the fucking point of being a wizard in the first place?

>>53353414
this is what a wizard should look like

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No bling. No service.

>>53345784
What about wizards wearing snakes or illusions.

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Real wizards dress however they want, as long as it's inappropriate for common people.

>>53357890
But that seems appropriate enough.

>>53346048
Warped and twisted...and swiped!

>>53357890
As good an answer as has been put forth!

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Don't forget to roll for your obsession as well!

http://www.rolang.com/archives/329

>>53345784
>bushy beard
>not straight and pointy
Sure thing, Santa Claus.

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>>53352007
>pajamas
Good taste.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>53346048
Lets see here

>>53353414
This picture gets reposted billion times but every time you look at it, you discover something new

>>53345857
>Warhammer fag talking about tastes

>>53346048

>entity the wizard has sworn themselves to the service of
>wizard
>not a warlock

This candle might be compromising my archaic use of DnD classes

>not being naked with an enchantment that makes people see you wearing whatever clothes they associate with a stereotypical wizard

>>53365465
What if someone that's never heard of wizards at all looks at you?

>>53365465
Just naked, and not giving a fuck. Glowing eyes. Shrivelled cock. Touched by the gods.

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>>53345784
Nah.

>>53345784
>not dressing as comely barmaid to lure your enemies into a sense of false security
>not seducing them and letting them fuck you over the bar while the entire party watches
>not falling in love with them and running off the next day to be married
>not having a long, fulfilling life with them, bearing multiple children and raising them to adulthood
>not calling them to the kitchen one day when their health is waning
>not dropping your illusion to reveal an old pervert in a filthy robe with a prolapsed asshole staring up at them from the floor
>not looking over your shoulder seductively and saying "tee hee, gotcha" as their heart gives out
>not standing over their corpse, laughing as you continue to live on for centuries using the spells you learned during your free ride through the last 40 years.
>not deliberately raising the kids to be shitheads.
>not ensuring you were entrusted with their entire estate before their death

THAT is a wizard's dress code

>wizard
>adhering to something

well, I got some bad news for you bro

>>53345784
Only warlocks care about their appearance.
Actual wizards have shit to study.
In fact, any wizard that isn't simply becoming a lich and then a demilich isn't actually serious about mastering Reality.

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Pass.

>>53357890
I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED
KNOW THIS AS YOU DIE, EVER PATHETIC, EVER FOOLS.

>>53360709
I'm actually playing a cleric partly based on Animus.
He serves the god of Sloth, so the pajamas are appropriate.

>>53345784
I was about to shittalk the one on the right until I realized it was reminding me of Magicka wizards.

Shit, man, I dunno.

>>53373414
Magicka's got pretty good wizard styles. Need more bling tho.

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Wizards can dress however they want as long as it is suitably peculiar, though major rules are
-some sort of strange headwear of hood is mandatory
-vials and runic script and other such things are important to have on one's person.
-males must style their beard in a silly way

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>>53345784
You forgot armor

>>53357890
You bore me mageling

>>53372737
The Mage, Animus or The Master, Animus?