Tell me about your tabletop party, /tg/

Don't have one. Wah wah.

Party A - All melee Classes. Barb/Rogue/Fighter
Party B - All magic Classes. Sorc/Warlock/Wiz

>>53339904
Party B sounds a whole lot more fun.

>>53338130
Four drunk orcs. We don't get much shit done.

>>53338130
A Nazi elf, a drunken dwarf who has sustained burns over 85% of his body, a drunken dwarf who has not sustained burns over 85% of his body, a human shaman of the frog god Bobugbubilz (we're playing Dungeon Crawl Classic) and I don't know who our fifth guy is playing as because we all started with 4 characters and the DM killed them off until we were down to one, but this fucker still has three living characters.

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>>53338130
3 rogues, 2 rangers, 1 warrior

-Paladin Dwarf from the bad part of the town.
-Brother of the Paladin, a master schemer and liar. Sadly, he died in the biggest and last scheme but the party gained the favour of the young count as result.
-A russian girl, former mercenary. Lost her band of mercenaries in a suicide mission
-Young Halfling mage/druid.
-Cleric healer formerly in charge of a refugee camp.
-Nagaji miner, ex-adventurer.
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>>53341099

Also another drunken berserk dwarf also from the bad part of the town.

>>53338130
what do these shapes mean?

>>33333333

>>53341059
This is 1000% accurate.

Why are players afraid of Wizards now?!

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>>53341317

We have one character based on kicking doors down, a navigator of sorts (kinda talks to people and figures out where to go), a face/information gatherer and a guy whos wife miscarried.

I'm at a loss as to how we get things done.

>>53341059
But you posted 3 warriors 2 wizards and a cleric.

>>53341450
Now that's a party.

Tell me more.

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>>53341007

>>53338435
Maybe if you weren't such a dick people would play with you Waluigi

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Post your filthy ugly party /tg/.

Our rogue is actually a rogue modron, and apart from that it's the most in-character religious D&D game I've ever been in.

>>53338130
Literally wrote this this morning, not usually into writing poetry/ raps:

Refined in taste, Luigi Vampa, a former court bard,
Now a marshal, who knows how to rock hard,
Knocking you back with a powerful blast,
So that no foes or enemies know how to get past!
A craftsman dwarf known only as Dale Goldstone
Standing under 5 feet even though he's full grown,
A master of disaster and dealing mass damage,
Lives his whole life, like he's rolling with advantage!
Then there's the cleric that goes by Mara Brightwood,
representing Mystra better than anybody else could,
She lays down a mace like it's blunt face is a kiss,
She brings the blue light, even in the Underdark abyss!
A man named Orkos with a suble teifling style,
Though not yet a marshal, he's still full of guile,
Back from the dead as man on a mission,
Serves a dark God, who makes him a welcome addition!
It's all in the game, but we take this shit serious,
Thwarting the Zhentarim, and solving the mysterious!

>>53338130
A human fighter, an Orc barbarian, an Elven archer, a human thief, and a dwarf crusader. The fighter is the voice of reason, the Orc wears a trash can instead of a loin cloth and has a tendency to store food and slain enemies inside of it, the archer is never sober and misses most of his shots, the crusader just runs around and hits people with his hammer, and the thief is a woman(male).
I'm the DM.

>>53341602
Waluigu would run a pretty good game of Don't Rest Your Head. Especially when it turned towards ERP.

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>>53338130
The mentalist is a superdense destructive force.
The warrior summoner is blue-haired and very zappy.

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>>53338130
We've got a warrior-priest who's basically a paladin in everything but name, a noble roguish type who fights in heavy armor, very classical hero type (tries to use wits, unafraid to use brawn), a wizard who is just terrible (he should pick another hobby), and the wizard's useless girlfriend who may as well not be there at all.

Party I GM for (3.5):
>NG Raptoran Sorcerer, evocation/diplomacy build. De facto party leader, broken wings (current plotline.)
>CN Dwarven Cleric, generic build. Raging alcoholic, worships 'the traitor God' in secret and was recently appointed high priest of said deity.
>CG Human Bard, support build. Aspiring adventurer, optimistic, cheerful and sort of an upbeat-rockstar comic relief sidekick.
>CN Goliath Monk/Barbarian, meatshield/grapple build. A big dumb brute who joined the party as a semi-permanent mercenary. Best friend with a baby dragon turtle that was rescued by the party earlier in the campaign (the turtle has higher int than he does.)
>N Wizard/Psion, abjuration/psychokinesis build. Reserved 'rain man', who does a lot of crafting.

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Wow, I had no idea there were this many Flatland players on /tg/.

>>53342807
>and the wizard's useless girlfriend who may as well not be there at all.
let me guess, the players are a couple too

>>53344413
Pretty sure he was talking about the players.

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>>53343399
I personally like to play a Triangle Gunslinger

>>53344476
>yoop.png
Fuck I heard it in my head

>idiot female dwarf barbarian
>perverted male human paladin
>does-paladin-job-better-than-paladin male human cleric
>freeze-obsessed make wood elf wizard
>actually sane male high elf bard
>jackass male human rouge
How fucked are we?