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How old is too old for flgs? 2017-05-19 07:35:30 Post No. 53319269
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So here's the thing- im married with kids, 30, and I'm looking to scratch a /tg/ itch I haven't been able to scratch for a while. I used to be into warmahordes and malifaux but toddlers and having small, sharp fragile minis and superglue lying around are a no-no. So I thought about starting MTG. I don't know anyone who plays, so I'd go to my flgs for the first time in years, and I don't want to give off pedo vibes. How do I be cool? Also, old tg general.
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>>53319269
You'll be fine.
Just don't fuck any kids.
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>>53319269
Being old is okay, as long as you don't try to fuck any of the kids.
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>>53319269
Well, couple things:
Don't fuck any kids.
Don't have a thick mustache.
Don't drive there in an unmarked, white van.
Don't fuck any kids.
If you stick to these rules you probably won't come off as a pedophile.
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>>53319269
You gonna fuck any kids?
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>>53319269
Wait, you have kids and disposable income?
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>>53319325
He makes money by fucking them on video.
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>>53319283
>Just don't fuck any kids.
>>53319298
>Being old is okay, as long as you don't try to fuck any of the kids.
>>53319319
>Don't fuck any kids.
Well then what's the damn point?
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>>53319269
My advice as another older guy with a kid, is basically just don't fuck any kids.
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>>53319269
Everyone's been joking around, but as an older dude myself here's some advice I found really helpful. Just don't fuck any kids and you should be good.
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So, should I fuck the kids?
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>>53319987
>So, should I fuck the kids?
I can only speak from personal experience, but I'd have to advise against it. You'd be surprised at how much trouble it can cause. No, it's probably best that you don't fuck the kids.
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>ITT: Thread about not fucking kids inevitably turns towards loli and trap discussion.
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>>53320066
Well, not until you brought it up. You probably shouldn't fuck kids, man.
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>>53320138
I don't. I'm just responsible for everything terrible on the board. I'm the designated scapegoat. Everything I touch turns to garbage.
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>>53320155
You sick kid-fucking bastard
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>>53320190
I don't fuck kids. Like I said, I'm a different kind of abhorrent bastard altogether.
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>>53319269
Get a wall mounted lockable metal cabinet. Have it mounted high enough so that only adults can reach it. Put your minis, sharp tools and toxic glues in it. Do your hobby when the kids are asleep or watching tv. When they are old enough, start them with some Revell kits. It will teach them concentration, fine motor skills and dedication. Good luck, Anon.
41 years old Dad with 4 kids.
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