Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1504: Baseless Accusations Edition

>>53307920
>Avatar has no option to companion canon characters

Why old jumps. Why.

>>53308088
Spend all of your CP from Warehouse on pods and just buy better upgrades in jumps.

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Have you ever outwitted someone? How?

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>>53307792
I certainly do, she's very well trained. The hard part is finding a saddle.

>>53308088
Because back then everyone agreed canon companions would devaluate pods to uselessness.

Which is exactly what happened, funny enough.

>>53308157
Aside from the Forcewall, is there really any indispensable option for the Warehouse?

>>53308266
Double size and loft

>>53307998
Well, she never really grew up in the fact that she was always wild and never like staying in one place for too long, but she didn't end up like that.
TLA/LOK were weird, in that the Benefactor decided she didn't want me to leave after the first jump was over. Once Toph and I hooked up and she decided she wanted to go with me, The Benefactor figured shit would change too much if Toph just up and left with me so she decided "Fuck it, let him stay until it's all over with". We ended up shacking up together and things ended up...rather close to canon, in that the big things ended up happening like they should have. The little things...maybe not as much. The Benefactor even made sure that the children Toph had in canon were born in this timeline, but with me as the father. Which was a bit weird, really.

>>53308285
Double size is irrelevant once you start buying add-ons.

>>53308300
That's not even ideal for being a twink.

>>53308266
Electricity and Workshops are damn close unless you want to set up an infrastructure every time you hit a new world. Medbay is also basically indispensable until you get very potent healing magic.

>>53308300
Peak performance for RIDIN MUH DICK

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Jumpers, do you have any minions-I mean, companions? If so, who are they, and how did they join you?

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What do you even do with infinite explosives? Blowing everything up seems like a poor course of action.

>>53308300
That's so gay even genuine faggots wouldn't fuck that

>>53308339
Look, if you can't win everything by blowing everything up, then you're obviously not using enough explosives and you are objectively jumping wrong. And having BADWRONGFUN but that's obvious.

>>53308339
Sculpt. With explosions.

It takes a lot of practice. You have unlimited explosives. You'll get there eventually.

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>>53308339
>Blowing everything up seems like a poor course of action
Maybe if you're a fucking loser it does.

>>53308378
That's easy. You just use a series of microexplosions where you want to carve and it'll be done perfectly. Boom. Done.

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>>53308339
Meh

>>53308300
Wierdly enough, out of all that, it's the eyebrows that seem most out-of-place to me.

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>>53308266
I dunno, I think all the basic "housekeeping" stuff is pretty indispensable at the time you get it. Sure you could eventually pick up a lot of it later or design it yourself, but with just Pokemon under your belt? It kinda makes sense to turn the place into your little mobile home base.

Don't get me wrong. Now that I've got a few dozen Jumps under my belt, I'm wishing I had a bunch more Pods instead of Electricity, Plumbing, Heat/AC, a Workshop, Housing, and a Medbay... but at the time? Hell, the Medbay is basically the only reason Raven and I survived Fallout at Jump 5.

>>53308339
Sell them on the open market to get start-up capital in every Jump? That's about all I can think of. Maybe blow up the few planets that deserve it.

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>>53308339
Pic related

>>53308319
>unless you want to set up an infrastructure every time you hit a new world
Wat?
You can build a generator and just plop it in the Warehouse, and a workshop. It doesn't get deconstructed in the next jump

>>53308499
Kira go and stay go.

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>>53308339
Personally I like to casually toss them around in battle. Like, a few at a time, max.

There is something extremely "oh shit" inducing about someone who is just throwing around grenades like it ain't no thing. At least in normal everyday power levels.

It's like, just high enough power to scare the piss out of everyone, but still low enough that you don't insta-gib the whole room!

>>53308336
I have so many minion options, they wouldn't all fit into a single post.

I could talk about the goats or the prinnies or the Beastmen or maybe even the Rubberrobo Squad, but... y'know, I think I'll take a left turn here and mention that I like to build cyberelves. Like, from Megaman Zero? They're little critters, about as big as an apple or grapefruit, made out of manifest data. They can take lots of forms, like little elves, or animals, but they almost always have those blocky Megaman bits stuck to them.

I like to put them in charge of data management. Like, for research bases and stuff. They keep track of things, and are reasonably competent! So they're little robot/data animal people who look after computers and machines and are actually decent at it.
But they're too small to, like, fix things, or even open doors, really, so they have to rely on bigger people to do that stuff, while they give directions to them.
People like Prinnies, or Goats, or Waddle Dees.

> Why
Because it's funny.
This is funny to me.

>>53308336
My hamster army that devours all

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>>53308336
Currently in the party? Lucas Wilder, a Brit from Harry Potter who Decade went to school with. Hated being a wizard and everything about Hogwarts and would occasionally try to get himself expelled through ridiculous stunts...only to end up getting roped into some canon events, and with me in tow having to save the day. He ended up looking more like a hero, but not enough to get expelled or any recognition over the regular cast. Nowadays he's the resident muscle wizard and the one who acts as the 'straight man' of the party.

Bastion, the salt-powered robot from Overwatch himself, who Decade befriended after finding him in the wilderness. Has mostly gotten over his old PTSD and spends most of his time looking after a huge array of pet birds or fiddling with new tech. Not very talkative and is very uncomfortable in human altforms.

Hope, the Roidmude. Idealistic to a fault and used to have a long-standing crush on Decade she recently let go of after it became apparent it wasn't happening. She's a cute and is the face of the party...which still makes me wish she'd take forms besides the Bat Roidmude base. Probably the nicest person in the party.

Azuka, police officer who nearly defeated Decade after a years-long manhunt in Street Fighter. Became an on-and-off again rival before settling in as the party brawler. Most skilled martial artist besides the Jumper. I'm convinced she and Lucas are dating.

Blue-Eyes-White Dragon, the royalty of the party. Polite, dignified, occasionally haughty, she sees herself as the de-facto leader of the party, and has the charisma to support that. Plus, you know, you don't argue with a dragon.

She-Of-Fair-Eyes, the daughteru who Decade raised in Creation years ago and officially joined the party. Both the brains and biggest combat monster of the party. Kind of a crybaby when under stress due to Heart of Tears.

And Yuki as a follower, though without powers when she shows up in jumps.

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>>53308339
>>53308376
>>53308378
>>53308394
>>53308412
Art... is an EXPLOSION!!!
Disgree? Follow me on twitter #artisanexplosion

>>53308336
Of course I have minions, lots of minions but I'm one of those people who make those I care about into equal partners. I can delegate to rather than expendable Minions. When I want to expendable soldier well I have my genetic and mental templates from cortex command, the shard and Alpha lantern blueprints from Green Lantern animated which I then imported into supreme commander

>>53308319
>Electricity
Useless once you hit any decent sci-fi setting
>Workshop
Just get some summons to set up things or any company that follows you. Or put it in a ship that follows you and get the hangar in R-Type
>>53308285
>Double Size
Completely useless. Space magic/science
>Loft
Probably the worst expansion.

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>>53308336
>The Knight in Violet
Has two companions, Taylor from Worm and Heather McNamara from Heathers. A combination of being nice to them at their lowest points and being a manipulative little shit.
>The Phantom Page of Hearts
Just Sadayo, because they started dating after he helped her with her issues.

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>>53308336
You know, I talk a lot about my main four (Raven, Marceline, Rip Van Winkle, and Lapis), so instead I'll talk about the Four Amigos.

The Four Amigos are Pseudodragons I picked up during my years in Forgotten Realms. Initially we were all going to split them up as pets, but I ended up holding all four when they started hatching due to shenanigans. They imprinted on me and have been following me around ever since.

They weren't Companions at first, instead falling under the category of Pets and travelling between Jumps in specialized Pokeballs. But eventually they grew smart enough that they transitioned to Followers. They were around 50 years old then and had picked up quite a bit of magical ability.

Vasuki is the only girl of the bunch and certainly acts like she grew up surrounded by boys. Tomboy through and through. Very capable Sorcerer who favors flashy, destructive magic. She tends to be the voice of reason for the other three, though once her temper is up there's no one who can hold her back.

Ormr is the second eldest by a few minutes and enjoys acting like the wise, older brother. He took to studying Wizardry instead of Sorcery, which he uses as proof that he's smarter than the rest of them. Which he is, but he's a little shit about it sometimes. He always has a plan though and more than once Raven and I have been astounded at his grasp of magical theory.

Ladon is third in line and like all middle children, tends to have to try harder to get the attention he deserves. Which leads to him being bold, loud, and a bit of a clown even though he doesn't have the best sense of humor. At least that has improved over the years. He's a Sorcerer but most of the spells he knows are support or non-battle related. He is quite the capable Illusionist though and arguably the most subtle of the bunch when it comes to the actual use of magic.

[1/2]

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>>53308546
>Yuki
I expect jumper/benefactor hybrids in the future

Whose a good husbando in Worm? I want to do something nice and pair them up with Purity.

Either that or I'll fuck the Nazi out of her. Though with the new Drawback I might try doing that with Iron Rain as well.

>>53308547
>Introduce Deidara and Megumin
>????
>Profit

>>53308652
But anon, if you ship Megumin how will you waifu her?

>>53308505
Generators require fuel, and workshops require periodic replacement tools and the like. Ten years is a long time to have to rely on something which isn't guaranteed by fiat.

>>53308673
There is always Yunyun anon

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>>53308673
>Waifuing Megumeme
>Instead of Best Girl Chris
>or Second Best Girl Eris
>or Third Best Girl Lich

>>53308680
There exist in several jumps perpetual energy generators, Zim comes to mind immediately. And replacement tools are such a big deal to you that you think that you HAVE to buy a workshop? You can make those tools before the old ones wear down.

>>53308690
[spoilers] Who would take her anon? [/spoilers]

>>53308716
I fucked up!

hey question,do you folks think a bugster counts as an AI? I'm thinking of using the Better Than Life bugster for one of them

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>>53308499
That's not how you hand, this is how you hand

>>53308752
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53308711
>not waifuing both Chris and Eris and making it as ambiguous as possible as to if you know what you're doing.

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>>53308690
Not even her own baby wants her

>>53308336
There's not all that many since I'm not really a companion jumper, and they're my Pokemon to boot. They also have powers themed towards certain elements and tend towards certain fighting styles.
Blastoise was my starter, and pretty much my best friend. He's the bulky physical powerhouse and tends towards wrestling, and is themed towards water in all it's forms.
Lucario is a brawler and is kind of the heart of the team. She's themed towards earth and metal.
Noivern is more of an evasive fighter and is very...flighty, for lack of a better word. She's themed towards air and wind.
Mewtwo is...Mewtwo. He's the brains of the group, and his style of fighting tends more towards "slam them around with my MIND". He might be the most dangerous to face in a fight due to how proficient he is with his psionics, even if he doesn't have any specific elements that he uses.
I myself have a fire-based build and tend to focus on "KILL IT WITH FIRE" and combine that with an agile, fast, and hard-hitting style of fighting. I'm also pretty charismatic at this point too.

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>>53308645
>spoiler

Pls no

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>>53308336
>>53308628
[2/2]

Fafnir is the baby of the family. I admit it, I tend to spoil him rotten. If there's a dragon on my shoulder you can bet it's Fafnir. He likes to think of himself as the leader of the Four Amigos and my third in command. Even he listens to Raven. Unlike his brothers and sister, he grew bored with both Wizardry and Sorcery and demanded I teach him Binding Magic instead. Which can get terrifying to watch at times, but he's great at teasing deals out of creatures caught between time and space. Really a top notch negotiator when he wants to be.

The Four Amigos are now nearly 150 years old each, so they're starting to settle down a little as adulthood catches up with them. Ogre Battle had a lot to do with that. There was so much killing that had to be done there. Of course, we're in Katawa Shoujo at the moment, enjoying a little Slice of Life as a break from everything. Nobody has any powers Because the Warmonger Coordinator is a dick that way, but they don't seem to mind being trapped in Human bodies for a bit.

The last post card I got from them said they were in Tibet, learning martial arts from "some old dude who smells like yak's milk". I have a feeling they've been tricked into doing chores for some crazy person, but they're having fun. That's what's important.

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>>53308797
YES!

>>53308797
Pls yes

>>53308650
Chevalier is a good choice, and if you could save Dauntless he might work.

I've also heard good things about Ash Beast.

>>53308761
He mostly visits you when you're asleep. . . mostly.

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>>53308797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaNvu6mZEeU

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>>53308797

If I'm not named godfather bro and best uncle, I'll be really disappointed

>>53308498
>Go to Overlord at first/second jump
>You have magic to take care of all of that

So why does the Mage Association in Fate not want people to find out about magic?

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>>53308884
Well maybe I had placed I wanted to visit instead of powergaming like a nerfherder.

>>53308768
why should jumper care what an unintelligent meatbag that rejected its own womb thinks?

>>53308336
Serious answer, though. I have a butt ton and I can't name them all. also they're like 60% fate chars for one chain and I never shut up about the nasuverse so yeah.

Magical DETERMINATOR Jumper Zephie! (New Chain) has Medea as a demiservant. Medea keeps making Zephie's body do chores because SOMEONE has to do the cleaning and cooking around here and she doesn't have a body.

Diarmuid was going to join, too. Then Gilgamesh killed him and Zephie had to hide from him in the warehouse before he tried to kill her too. The whole experience made Zephie want to get a lot stronger and fucking KILL Gil because she loved Diarmuid with all her heart. (No, she took Ice Queen so the Fuck Freckle didn't affect her).

There's also Nova, the being made of wishes who was a Hero BBS Wishgranting Device (Zephie's transformation trinket) that glitched and became sentient with the wish Zephie wanted, to become a magical girl and make everything better. He's a pretty cutesily cheerful guy and helps guide Zephie in a fight.

And there's Sage of The Forest, who made Nova. He is Zephie's best friend/mentor, although he finds the behavior Zephie keeps displaying to be concerning.

>>53308336
So fucking many. My companions document is a nightmare. Naruto and Arturia should not be a tight gubernatorial race.

>>53308768
You are a terrible person for posting something like that.
Please don't post something that horrible again.
Thanks in advance.

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>>53308768
DELET THIS

>>53308645
Is spoiler a reaction image? Or what you expect a Heavens/Yuki kid supposed to be. Because I fully expect a kid between them to act like him.

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>>53308768

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>>53308926
>>53308925
>>53308949

>>53308491
>Not liking cute radish-slice eyebrows.

>>53308902
Yeah, and what the heck is up with the nurse phrasing it that way?
Why is it the baby rejecting her body rather then the more reasonable phrasing of the other way around? And why talk about it in terms of 'rejection' in the first place? People don't talk like that to women who have just miscarried!
And why is a nurse talking to her about that anyhow? Shouldn't it be a doctor?
If a nurse did say that, it would probably be grounds to sue for emotional distress.

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>>53308967
STOP.

CEASE AND DESIST.

>>53308967
If you 'love' something like that about 4chan, then you either don't know what love is, or are just a terrible scummy person who finds young women miscarrying as somehow funny.

>>53308967
/a/ is full of faggots.

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>>53308967
STOP POSTING THAT!

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>>53308901
>Not wanting to visit Papa Bones' world as soon as you can

>>53308896
They're elitist snobs.

>>53308896
Too many people knowing about magic makes magic weaker.

>>53308998
In other news, water is wet and the sun is hot.

Hi guys.
Meaning to ask, where can I get myself a Qilin?
It a chinese mythological creature, part dragon, part deer, or other hooved animal and I think an ox's tail.
Any idea where I can find one in one of the jumps we have?
Outside of Generic Xianxia, the Mtg jumps and maybe the Wuxia jump.

>>53309000
>Justice's Outrage
It's EXACTLY 9000!

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>>53308336
Why would I care as things as 'who' and 'how'? They're just minions.

Hey, haven't been around for a few hundred threads. How are things holding up /jc/?

>>53308896
The more people who know about magic the weaker it gets.
Hell the more people who know about a specific spell the weaker it gets. That's why Maguses horde specific spells to themselves as well.

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>>53309009
The only thing salvageable about that setting is the elf twins.

>>53308896
Dillution of mystery, apparently.
The more people who know the tricks behind magecraft, the weaker it becomes for any individual practitioner.
It's like the world will only allow a certain amount of 'stuff' to happen, and if mutliple people know, the allotment gets spread between them.
That's it as far as I know.
Oh, and they also like having no oversight and being amoral nasty-people in the name of SCIE... er, RESEARCH>

>>53309069
As well as you remember. So, not great.

>>53309069
Red is trying to destroy this community, as usual.

>>53309068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZstsPUKT5CI

>>53309087
When did wendy's become so sassy?

>>53308884
>Always place Negima as my first jump and pick up two of those fucked up cap stones to solidify my build.
> Don't even have the slightest clue what the setting is about.

>>53309069
Run! Save yourself while you still can!
One of us! One of us! One of us!

>>53309098
Your joke is getting a bit old, buddy.
Can't you get some new material.
Maybe trash talk Green or Yellow and give Red a break.
I regret nothing. Puns forever!

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>>53309069
We have a ton of new jumps, and some new jumpmakers. We've also lost a few jumpmakers. Also, we ruined the shitposter's Christmas last year by getting along with /cyoag/.

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>>53309087
What about the other Overlord?

>>53308995
>or are just a terrible scummy person who finds young women miscarrying as somehow funny.
WELCOME TO 4CHAN

>>53309087
I can understand not wanting to deal with the mindless wank surrounding the powerlevels, but that right there is unforgivable.

How could you forsake Ainz-sama, Yoro?

>>53308336
Six Pokemon. Each had a problem I helped with and in exchange they helped me not die.

That's how friendship works, right? I get you out of debt with the bird mob and you help me find food?

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>>53309087
You have a truly mediocre taste, but I still accept you as you are.

>>53309069
People rehash the same settings for jump material over and over again and when people jump in to work with a new IP it's been "claimed" by someone who is doing jack shit with it. The community is stagnant and now it's just a couple dozen posters, jerking each other off until eventually we've all moved on. Leave please.

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>>53308768
>>53308967
>>53308995
>If you 'love' something like that about 4chan, then you either don't know what love is, or are just a terrible scummy person who finds young women miscarrying as somehow funny.

LOL

>>53309147
Ainz is a murderous shit.

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>>53309165
Oh? Are we posting Loss today?

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>>53309147
This guy gets it. Ainz is the moest skeleton.

>>53309170
To the farm with you.

>>53309129
Minions are great. Overlord is a cool guy.

>>53309159
This. Don't like a Jump? Just pretend you're doing a Jump for its sequel or a specific segment of it, and go ahead and replace it with whatever you want.

>>53309098
~high pitch frustrated squeal in response to pure stupidity and shitposting~

>>53309137
Yeah, no. The stupid meme is stupid and you're stupid for using it.
We are not all or even mostly heartless sociopaths here, thank you very much. Are you?

>>53309165
>LOL
Seriously? That is not 'hip' here, grandad.

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>>53309120
Since they put someone awesome in charge of Wendy's Twitter feed. Seriously, it's sassy gold lately. So now, naturally, a bunch of sassy fan art is springing up.

... Sassy.

>>53309129
I know nothing of that which you speak of.

>>53309147
Because he's a douche canoe. Mostly it's the mindless powerlevel wanking.

>>53309152
Well, at least I've upgraded from shit taste. I think that's mostly thanks to my love of suit girls. The great uniter.

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>>53309178

Loss in the 3rd dimension

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>>53309170
Killing some pest thieves can hardly be called murder.

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>>53309207
>Seriously? That is not 'hip' here, grandad.

>>53309120
There was a verbal sparring match on tumblr or snapchat or twitter or something, and Wendy's absolutely crushed the competition.
They crushed so badly that their opponent (another fast food chain) blocked them.
And it JUST. KEEPS. HAPPENING.

So now Wendy's gets fanart for being smug and sassy.

>>53309170
To be fair, the same thing that allowed him to traverse worlds as a magnificent lich is also messing with his ability to feel emotions. And he trusts his people a bit too much.
But he himself, he doesn't do horrible murderous things that I know of. Care to fill me in on why you think that?

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>>53309184
>>53309209
Kelda/Overlad is the greatest Evil Love Story of all time.

>>53309120

Someone in marketing has a good feel for social media, and paid for some art.

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>>53309178

>>53309237
Care to give some narrative to those two obviously unreleated images you posted? 'Cause I am crashing here.

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>>53309247
Oh, the Overlord game. I keep meaning to play those. Is the Evil Love Story actually part of the games, or is it fanon?

>>53309046
I was the dude that brought it up last thread. Honestly, I just make my own. It's more satisfying and you can dial them in however you like.

Useful jumps for this:
Geneforge (Lifecrafting etc)
Harvest Moon (Animal Husbandry)
Forgotten Realms (Sample magical creatures, observe magical creature ecology)
Wuxia or any jump with Chinese mythology (observe less fantasy more mythic creatures)

If you just wanna pick on up you could just go to FR and travel to the asian expy area and find some there. Like said, you'll probably have more fun creating them from scratch.

>>53309046
Well, there's that one mount in WoW that you can get whenever it comes out.

>>53309272
Hmm, nice. It's good to get creative about the things that float your boat.
Just out of curiosity, what sort of traits do you give your Qilin?
I understand that there are a few variations.

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>>53309265
>Care to give some narrative to those two obviously unreleated images you posted? 'Cause I am crashing here.

Is this hip enough for you kiddo?

>>53309271
It's part of the second game.
In the tutorial you play Overlad, your character for the rest of the game as a child. Kelda is the only person in his home town who is nice to him, and even has a crush on him. The villages end up throwing you to the wolves while Kelda looks on in horror

You come back some 10 years later, conquer the town, and take Kelda as your Mistress. She's as happy as can be that her 'witch boy' returned.

>>53309098
>link related
Its you, anon. It's always been you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7yT8VeQgnQ&t=3s

>>53309197
Yeah but then people scream at the anon that actually do a legit replacement.

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>>53309098
Well someone has to. It's not like you're providing any content to do it.

>>53309209
Wendy's sass is grade A top shelf sass.

>>53309241
It was Hardee's. They shut Hardee's down so viciously that Hardee's blocked them on the spot. It was fucking hilarious.

Which school did you pick in Fantastic Beasts?

Who else /mahoutokoro/ here?

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>>53309313
Oh, that's great stuff. I can totally get behind that kind of story. Excuse me for a minute, I have to go shove 20 bucks in Steam's direction.

Have a Displacer Beastgirl as thanks.

>>53309374
I love the Overlord games, despite their flaws, and Overlord 2 is definitely the best one.

>>53309246
I mean, he slaughtered an entire army and his only thought was "yay, I killed more people than anyone else!" Especially considering they posed him no threat whatsoever. It's a Bancho-esque disregard for human life.

>>53309309
You're making an assumption there. Don't.
I am a different guy, making that comment... wierd.
If you are :>>53309237 could you explain it?

>>53309400
I take it that was in the light novels?
That certainly sounds pretty dickish behaviour.
~frowns paternally~
"Momonga, son, I am disappoint!"

>>53309353
>Well someone has to. It's not like you're providing any content to do it.

<<<RED DEVIL WHERE IS BELKA'S ACE COMBAT UPDATE>>>

>>53309401

They were having a fight and she forgot to say no items

>>53309265
There once was a webcomic called Ctrl+Alt+Del. It was ostensibly about video games, and meant to be a comedy.

The author decided to make an arc about his self-insert's loved one having a miscarriage, to spice up the whole thing with some drama. Between him not being a good writer, and this being a comedic webcomic about video games, it fell completely flat.

One thing led to another, and making edits of that particular strip became a fad. It got to the point that highly minimalistic or artistic recreations of the entire thing were being made, like the smoking pipes or butterfly up there.

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>>53309369
I went with Beauxbatons. Vive la France.

Most for Charmant.

>>53309304
Divine spells for starters. I teach them to pray to me and not only does that power me, but it also lets them cast divine magic (MTG White). I try to teach bending when I can, as that's just a really useful skill. Beyond that they get an innate understanding of basic and higher maths, philosophy, law, physics, a little biology, and some engineering.

Like said, they're my goto stay behind force when I leave so that primitive or even pre-space fairing branches of humanity have some help and an outside opinion.

>>53308339
Why do you keep posting porn?

>>53309304
Oh, and by including dragon DNA in their makeup you can work to give them access to D&D style sorcery.

>>53309374
Where I can get such companion it's super cute ?

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>>53309459

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>>53309459
You don't post porn?

>>53309449
>>53309471
Thats pretty cool.
I especially like the bending, makes them into little Lion-Turtles-expys. Nice.
Do you teach them any xianxia style cultivation, from any of the xianxia jumps like Tales od Demons and God or World of Cultivation?

>>53309432
>Some many years ago, I was in a relationship and we suffered a miscarriage. Now, this relationship was toxic to begin with and doomed to fail regardless, so that the miscarriage was the straw that broke the camel’s back came as no surprise. Still, it’s a tough thing to handle because it’s nobody’s fault. And I know that it’s often much harder on the woman than on the man. However, I also know that it doesn’t necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People move past it.

>>53309447
An acceptable response.

>>53309542
Not a fan of xianxia, so no.

>>53309517
I love the tiny ~dakka~. Great little detail there.

>>53309543
Is that a quote from the guy who wrote the webcomic? Or someone else?

>>53309429
I'M GOING OKAY.

MY ATTENTION IS SPLIT BETWEEN DEMONS.

>>53309565
>Qilin
>Not a fan of Xianxia
~anon.exe has crashed~
~anon.exe restarting~
Bu.. Wha... But they fit so well!
I mean they are awesome as is, they don't /need/ cultivation to be awesome, but... they fit sooo well!

>>53309517
>>53309489
These are all from a doujin recently posted on /d/.

>>53309570
That's his newspost about the comic.

>>53309599

No mythological creature should be a fan of Xianxia!

It's just asking for a shitheel Cultivator to chop up their family to make Ten-Thousand-Year Miracle Pills.

>>53309271
If you're too busy to play it yourself, there are some pretty good Let's Plays for it over on the main LP archive.

Done by some guy named Smite.
https://lparchive.org/Overlord-1-2/

It's a fun little series.

>>53309616
And? They are cropping out the actual porn bits, so I don't care.

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>>53309606
Posting reaction images taken from porn is a 4chan tradition.

>>53309475

Displacer Beasts are from DnD.

Monstergirlisation is probably best done via Space Station 13.

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>>53309475
Well, you're going to have to visit a Dungeons and Dragons setting. Forgotten Realms would be the easiest, but any of the others would work.

Then you're probably going to have to make one from scratch. I would suggest getting a Displacer Beast and tinkering around with a Werewolf's Lychanthropy virus until you achieve the results you want.

You might also be able to have the Jump Document for Forgotten Realms make you one with "A Newcomer Joins the Party". You'll probably have to pump some extra CP into them to be able to afford the combination of Werewolf and Displacer Beast. Werewolves have a CR of 3 and Dislacer Beasts have a 4, so you'd be looking at about 500-700 CP to buy the combination.

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>>53309606
You insult me. I knew of this doujin for a long time.

I just love the Spider's face, and it's convenient reference for my jumper's.

>>53309624
That... That is a very good point.

>>53309599
>Xianxia
Just reads like bad DBZ fanfiction to me

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>>53309606

>>53309706
My problem with this one is that it's an NTR doujin desu. People should post reaction images from good doujins only.

>>53309369
Japan, because I wanted the nationality.

>>53309673
link?

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>>53309652

>>53309717
>NTR
The first thing I will erase from existence once I master 4th True Magic. Combine it with Balefire so it's retroactive.

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>>53309717

>>53309571
>MY ATTENTION IS SPLIT BETWEEN DEMONS.

<<<GIVE WIP OF CHAOS>>>

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>>53309744
Open wide for the sauce
>>53309717
The fuck are you on about? It's straight shota, not NTR. Disgusting faggot.

https://nhentai.net/g/174937/

>>53309699
Heresy!!!
Would you like a rec?

>>53309729
BROTHER

>>53309854
I think he's talking about the Pokemon one, SpiderAnon.

>>53309854
He hasn't read it, that's why he's memeing the NTR shit.

>>53309854
I'm talking about the pokemon one.

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>>53309792
<<<DARE YOU TRY TO DANCE WITH THE ANGELS, PILOT?>>>

>>53309899
Nah, I read some last year and like I said it was just really not my bag. I get that some people are into it, but the training montage and cosmic punches just don't do it for me.

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>>53309950
>>53309915
No, he didn't even ping both of the Pokémon ones.
I mean, straight shota isnt exactly the best, but NTR? -
>>53309967
Oh shit. Nevermind then. Carry on. Thought you were>>53309459

>>53309899
I would please.

>>53309967
>>53309915
The Pokemon one isn't NTR

Fellow jumpers, I have a need. A need to construct magical hats like those usually found atop Kirby's head. I wish for these hats to imbue thematic powers to those who wear them. Besides the obvious, where would be a good place to gather the ability to make such wondrous creations?

>>53310035
DnD enchanting is a one stop shop for this, do masterwork and imbue it with infinite charges.

>>53310035
Anon, you ask the impossible. Surely such creations cannot be done.

My first thought is something like somehow making hats out of kirby using power copying or something?

>>53310070
wow that spoiler

it sounds like you are talking about murdering Kirby and using his body to be turned into hats

>>53310070
I'd rather not turn a hero like Kirby into hats. But good on you for thinking outside the box.

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>>53309369
Huh. Where DID I go
Survey says....Beauxbatons
Huh. Don't remember that. Oh well, time to honhonhon

>>53309369
>Which school did you pick in Fantastic Beasts?
Did that jump get made?

>>53310012
Read the tags on ex.

>>53310162
I've read the tags and the story. It's not NTR, and I don't know why it's labeled as such.

>>53310143
>>53309447
France is the worst country in western europe.

>>53309910
I spent a while trying to convince Cats to let me start in france, mostly because I didn't want to deal with hogwarts.

And I prefer japan over france, so I went there and then saga'd the jumps together. So, my grandkids ended up going to school as my grandkids, rather than as companions.

>>53310143
>le hon hon hon
Goddammit my sides.

>>53309652
Pic Related. /Joking for Joke

>>53310139
No, I mean more like... copying his power somehow with like cloning or something? Or maybe even power copying and somehow turning that energy into material?

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>>53310192
Son of a bitch. Whelp there goes the joke.

>>53310173
>France is the worst country in western europe.
That's an odd way of writing Portugal. Did someone mess with your autocorrect?

>>53310008
Just about everything on Wuxiaworld is pretty good (http://www.wuxiaworld.com), I'd especially recommend Desolate Era, Martial World, I Shall Seal the Heavens. Coiling Dragon is also there and is a good solid read, although it starts off with an atypical tone for xianxia, more like a typical d&d tone, but maybe that's just me.

Female Main Character driven stories tend to be a bit different and follow different conventions, but some good ones are found here at Moon Bunny Cafe (http://moonbunnycafe.com/), like Bewitching Prince Spoils His Wife, also there are some good female leads in xianxia at Volare Novels (http://volarenovels.com) like Evil Emperor's Wild Consort, King of Hell and Demons Wang's Favourite Fei.
Both sites also have some male MC driven stories that are pretty good, like Histories Strongest Senior Brother and Great Demon King.

There some good xianxia to be found that poke fun at elements of the genre, like My Disciple Died Yet Again (http://scrya.org/my-disciple-died-yet-again/), for those that dislike the mainstream xianxia.

Hope this is useful to you, anon.
Happy reading.

>>53309779
Meanwhile, I'll make NTR universal. I'm going to steal everyone's waifu.

>>53308967
What is this?

I need a good persona for Strength.

>The Arcana of Strength represents not merely physical strength, but mental as well, and those who hold it tend to have strong powers of self- control, courage, and surprising gentleness. Its Persona tend to be heroes, and are both physically strong and resistant to damage.

Specifically, a female one, since I just noticed that was a thing.

>>53310173
Maybe so. But the only other option was being American. And while I shit patriotism and piss freedom, I cannot abide by being from a country that thinks "No-Maj" is a cool and hip thing to say.


Yes, I'm still salty. Fuck you JKR, fuck you very much.

>>53310173
Who let the drunk Brit in?

>>53310277
/a/ being insane.

>>53310286
Go for Athena.

>>53310173
You're just mad your waifu got stomped in the election.

>>53310161
Yes. It's right there in Imaged.

>>53310333
That works for an Ult, but what about a base?

>>53310235
Portugal is considered southern european, anon. The whole Iberian peninsula is.

>>53310287
You're such a no-maj anon.

>>53310352
Hey, if they want a repeat of Vichy France that's their business.

>>53310381
I'd suggest Boudica or Queen Gwendolen then.

>>53310381
Athena main, Minerva evolution.

>>53310408
>Portugal is considered southern european, anon. The whole Iberian peninsula is.
Very well then. I retract my statement about Portugal and substitute Belgium in its place.

>>53310466
Belgium is pretty awful, but the natives are nicer than the French.

>>53310213
And 4chan is an idiot thing.

>>53310419
>Queen Gwendolen
>Physical Strength
>Mental Strength
>Self Control
>Courage
>Gentleness
In the woman whose only claim to fame is being a cold bitch to her husband and giving into lust to run off with one of his knights? Really?

>>53310236
Different guy, but thanks, anon.
I've been meaning to look up some rec's given the whole generic Xianxia jump.

>>53310458
Different name for the same god?

>>53310419
Not feeling it. Wiki pages seem a bit dark for the intended character.

>>53310499
If we can save the general populace we will, as I agree with you. The rest of it though? Transport that shit to Terraformers and let them be roachraped.

>>53310529
>Queen Gwendolen
>Was divorced by her husband in favor of a German mistress.
>Instead of crying, she fled to Cornwall and build up a large army.
>Took said army and waged war on her ex-husband.
>Assumed the throne and reigned peacefully until her son came of age.

I'll admit she's probably lacking a little bit in the Self Control and Physical Strength categories, but she certainly didn't "run off with one of his knights".

>>53310547
Well, sure it's a little twisted. It's fucking Persona. If anything it fits better.

>>53310529
...Are you thinking of Guinevere?

>>53310547
Yeah, Persona does that quite a bit. See, e.g., Izanagi and Izanagi-no-Okami.

>>53310601
She seems more Justice or Chariot.

>>53308336
Arcanine that I got as my start in Pokemon, quickly uplifted to human by going Mystery Dungeon. We're married now. We both have more fun when he's an arcanine though

>>53310529
That's Guenevere. Gwendolen's the one who waged war against King Locrinus after he left her for his mistress. She built up a huge army, conquered Britain, and reigned as regent until her son was old enough to inherit.

>>53310634
Then, with all politeness, find your own Personas.

>>53310701
Not me, I was wiki walking.

I'm tempted to go with athena/minerva, but I don't want to use gods for both. Gwendolen is probably going to be it, unless I stumble across something else.

Thanks for the help.

>>53309247
>Then he runs her through with his sword.

>>53311047
I know I should know better, but I feel compelled to ask.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>53311047
Oh sure, his big, thick, flaming, pulsing sword.

Just not the one you see in the image.

>>53311047
>Then he takes her on as his Mistress
FTFY. I know you're trying to be edgy, Fist, but that's based on an actual game.

>>53311047
God, you're such a fucking wanker. It's a shame the only jumpmaker who's better than you is Adarx.

>>53311047
Fisto, what the fuck man? Have you ever played Overlord? Because that's not what fucking happens.

>>53311080
Yeah, it's one that has your mistress try and usurp power and need to get stabbed.

>>53311080
No, you form an awesome harem and get an achievement for banging all of them simultaneously. Overlord truly was the best of games.

>>53310535
Look up world of cultivation too, it is a pretty great xianxia.

>>53311089
That doesn't happen either.

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>>53311089
That's Overlord 1. Overlord 2 only has mistresses fighting each other over who is 'first mistress'.

And even then you're still wrong.It's your mistresses' father who tries to. Take back his own power, since he was the Overlord before you. And she just stands back, for about 5 minutes, before helping you.

>>53311098
And yet Kelda is still Best Mistress.

>>53311116
>And yet Kelda is still Best Mistress.
Agreed completely. She's the top girl in the harem.

Is there anything that would allow you to upgrade something with another material without completely remaking it? I want to take Tomb Kings, but by the time I take it I probably won't have any cool materials to import into my Tomb.

>>53311098
Don't you miss when games were fun and silly?

>>53311193
I'd suggest Duct Tape Fusion from Invader Zim.

>>53311208
Counterpoint:Chroma Squad, games can still be fun and silly.

>>53311193
You could use full metal alchemist alchemy, make a bigass pule oc the stuff you want and just layer it in while subtracting some of the other stuff.

Would let you stockpile some of your pyramid wall material too.

>>53311208
Yes

>>53311224
You know what he meant, Justice

>>53311239
Sorry pile of*

>>53311193
Well, there's a perk in Minecraft for the Thaumcraft mod, and that mod has a wand that lets you exchange walls and such with an equal amount of another material. Might be tedious, and requires you to provide the materials in full, but it's an option.

>>53311193
Sounds like something you could do with magic. D&D, Anima, Exalted, or FMA should have you covered. If you're desperate, you could probably make a Hero BBS system based on imbuement/fusion/replacement.

>>53311193
Shrink it somehow (Rick and Morty, Fairy Tail, you have options) and put it in the Armsfusion Crafter with another pyramid made of your desired material.

>>53311332
>Fairy Tail, you have options
Not really. The Fairy Tail jump is pretty subpar, remember?

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Hey, random question: for the purposes of companioning, do Demon's Souls demons count as "people"? I wish to acquire pic related.

We all know about houserules, but do you houserule in any theories about the series you jump to?

The "Nui possessed Mako during/after Episode 24" theory is a good example of what I mean.

>>53311484
>spoiler
What the fuck is that bullshit?

>>53311434
It's been three years. You must be the loneliest man alive.

>>53309975

<<<LEAVE BELKAN SKIES>>>

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>>53311445
It's really hard to say. There are those who become demons and retain their humanity to an extent like Astraea, but in the end to even become a demon you need to feast on souls. So there's that tidbit of ambiguity. Yet at the same time, your post's picture wasn't exactly by choice. What with being made a marionette via the soul of the Old Monk's waifu. Jury's out on whether the Old Monk did it or his robe did.

It's a grey area, but my personal opinion is that the Fool's Idol is just a person enough. If you need to seal the deal, maybe have some perks to try and bring the personality of the wife out and console them on what they've become.

>>53311499
Someone thought Mako was acting out of character that episode and then came up with it based on outfit color schemes. It's pretty dumb.

>>53311193

Well, there's always the native Warpstone!

>>53311524
Xe really must be. Unfortunately, summer means we'll see more of xem.

>>53311571
>xem
Is that even a real word?

>>53311605
It is to feminists and the American liberal college system!

>>53311605
>Apparently independently invented by several people, including Don Rickter (the pronoun appeared in the Unitarian Universalist publication UU World on 1 May 1973 and Mario Pei gave Rickter credit on page 145 of his 1978 book Weasel Words).

It's a fairly recent one.

>>53311605
No

>>53311571
>xe and xem
Just use the singular they like everyone else.

>>53311605
No word was real until someone invented it.

>>53311605
:^)

Depends on who you ask. The rules of a language only reflect the society they're used in.

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>>53311499
>>53311560
To be fair, that backpack does look suspicious. And a lot of her shots in the end credits have one eye closed.

>>53311672
No, anon. I'm literally a special snowflake.

:^)

>>53311714
Gotta be damn special if you are a literal snowflake that can use a computer.

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>>53311445
>>53311556
It kinda varies. It's important to note that even the Maiden in Black, the main waifu in that game, is a demon who has simply forsaken her status. Pretty much any human who consumes souls is basically a baby demons, as you say, but at the same time, the colorless fog can make demons out of everything. Objects, corpses, animals and plants, it can even take dreams and myths and make them reality to create demons. This is where a Berserk influence is obvious, where things exposed to the phantasmal become phantasmal themselves eventually, even people.

So the only important questions are 'does this look like a person' (and the final boss fails that one despite once being human) and 'can it interact like a human', which is something we're not sure about with the Fool's Idol. We're never given a 'no' so you can just assume she's a person you can seduce.

>>53311708
How would Nui even manage that?

>>53311732
Oh, don't worry, anon. Soon you'll come to know the glory of your psychic snowflake overlords... Just you wait.

Winter is coming.

>>53311775
If these snowflake overlords in fact yuki onna I'll welcome them.

>>53311708
Well shit, that makes sense.

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Jump # 102 Sherlock Holmes
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Background: The Holmes (50)
Perks:
*Brilliant (0)
*Elementary My Dear (150, Discount)
*I See Everything (150, Discount)
*Charm and a Smile (300)
*Pieces of a Puzzle (300, Discount)
Equipment:
*Magnifying glass (0)
*The series (50)


It’s kind of strange for all of the travel I have done I usually am in the modern day or Medieval times. It was rather nice finding myself in Victorian England.

I was a private investigator in the same vain as my chief rival Holmes. Sadly being a woman in that era I was not as connected to Scotland yard which meant I was stuck usually working private cases for smaller fee.

Still I did a lot of good work, I helped find people, solve murders the police were not looking in to. Usually such cases were because the deaths were not truly a murder despite the feelings of the client, one time though it certainly was and lead to me uncovering an entire web of a conspiracy.

I found some hidden criminal empire that spanned the entire globe. This led to some messy confrontations as I had apparently drawn the attention to myself. I was the target of several assassination attempts though they would miraculously fail. My loved ones were targeted for kidnapping though those too would find no success as the attackers were not expecting us to be more than human.

I had just about tracked down the mastermind when I found out that the man I was chasing had perished with Sherlock Holmes.

I must admit some frustration in once again being one upped by that man. I would feel bad about that however he turned up alive a few years later having faked his death.

Either way I was moderately successful as a Detective and helped some people.

>>53311823
No, they're Yuki Onii.

>>53311947
Then I shall only welcome them if they can turn me into a yuki onna and so that I get one as my Onii chan.

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>>53311535
<<<IT'S A GREAT PLACE FOR YOU FILTHY DOGS TO BE BURIED>>>

>>53302631

Sorry for the very belated response anon, had work.

In my case, I used Zoanthrope (Mana Saber) + Adaptive Body + at least three machines-turned-organs which just endlessly generate various energies such as aether. The blood becoming that energy-charged was mostly a side-effect of me just making sure I had stores to make use of.

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>>53312008
<<REPLACE BELKANS WITH BELKANS>>

If I get the Infinity Gauntlet, can I prevent Marvel from turning into the shitshow that it is in modern comics? Or is that beyond the Gauntlet's powers?

>>53312188
Not even the Infinity Gauntlet can countermand editorial decree, I'm afraid.

>>53310143
What survey?

>>53312161
this anon gets it

>>53312188
You can't even make a good waifu with the Infinity Gauntlet

>>53311054
>>53311067
>>53311068
>>53311075
>>53311080
Y'all just got
>Fisted

>>53312188
I doubt the MCU IG will be as powerful as the comics IG

>>53312356
Who said anything about the difference between continuities' versions?

>>53312161
>not doing the Ace Combat jump before MGLN and dogfighting the Wolks in Belkan jets.
CUM HISTORIA

>>53312382
>not doing the MGLN jump before Ace Combat and dogfighting the Belkans jets with little girls.
Both Mama's are ashamed of you.

>>53312356
Doesn't even matter. Try to use the Infinity Gauntlet in MCU and you'll explode, even if you were a Celestial.

>>53312438
You should go do that, then. Maybe we'll be lucky and you'll be effected in real life.

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Howdy /JC!

>>53312161
Pic Related.

>>53312429
>being a rookie who needs to be a magical girl to take on planes
>he can't outfly a Belkan Knight with a 20th century plane
git gud

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>>53312161
<<<YOU FOOL. YOU SPEAK TO BELKA ITSELF.>>>

>>53312459
Wow, so you wish death upon someone for making a simple, objective observation? You really are pathetic, Timmy.

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>>53312476
>Your Empress
>Not your God Emperess reborn through a fusion of magic and science
BAKA!
So Much Heresy!

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Yo Buddy
Still alive?

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>>53312661
unsure

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>>53312690

>>53312577
>The shitposter calling other people the shitposter.
Sad.

>>53312020
Can I ask why you made Seras a shark-girl?

Just curious.

I want to become the great sage, the one who holds the secrets of all cultivation and knows all xianxia cultivation techniques! How do I go about doing this?

>>53312746
Well, for starters, you could be a massive fucking faggot. But it seems you have that under control!

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>>53312661
>when you take Ace Combat companions to Strike Witches

>>53312746
You can do what I did, and I always do, get that kim possible ability that lets you find info as long as it is written down as well as a perfect memory perk. Between the two of them you should be pretty good on finding most cultivation techniques as most of them are written down somewhere.

Alternately you can buy the library of fate before hitting a xianxia, this will let you get any non unique (IE necronomicon) written stuff. Which is also a shoe in for almost all but the best cultivation techniques.

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>>53312767
Wow anon who pissed in your cherios today?

>>53312800
Thanks.

>>53312834
That would be me.

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>>53312796
Nah more like pic related.

>>53312834
EVERYTHING!
But seriously, I'm mostly just bored. Carry on.

>https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-jumpchain-thread-2.483115/page-1108#post-35121073

>>53312954
Spacebattles has Exalted nerds, news at 11.

>>53312994
EST?

>>53312954
Do you happen to have a point?

>>53313012
Who is EST?

>>53313018
It amused me.

>>53313018
Eastern Standard Time.

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>>53312954
>tfw you caused it by wondering about Monster Cat's nine souls along with Inner Self + Powerful Soul
>tfw it came out of a supremely retarded idea of self-mutilation for fun and profit
>tfw you just had a retarded idea and never thought of just how badly it would spiral out of control
>tfw you were responsible for this train of thought

>>53313088
>tfw you want to hop on the Yggdrasil Soul bandwagon but you love Madness stuff too much to get Monster Cat

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>>53313088
It'll be okay.

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500 Threads, 500 Threads,
500 Threads onward,
All in the valley of Chan
Rode the dozens.
“Forward, the Jump Brigade!
Charge for the posts!” he said.
Rode the dozens.

“Forward, the Jump Brigade!”
Was there a namefag dismayed?
Not though the jumpers knew
Someone had built.
Theirs to ask for ruling,
Theirs to argue combo,
Theirs but to Spark or Die.
Into the valley of Chan
Rode the dozens.

Faggots to the right of them,
Faggots to the left of them,
Faggots in front of them
Shitposted and memed;
Samefagged at with salt and bans,
Boldly they rode well,
Into the jaws of Summer,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the dozens.

Released all their jump WIPs,
Released as they edited in thread
Imaged their jumps,
Else uploaded to the drive, while
All anons argued.
Plunged into fandoms
Right through the headcanon they broke;
Angel and Demon
Reeled from outrageous builds
Shattered and waifu’d.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the dozens.

Faggots to the right of them,
Faggots to the left of them,
Faggots in front of them
Shitposted and memed;
Samefagged at with salt and bans,
Boldly they rode well,
Into the jaws of Summer,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the dozens.

When can their autism fade?
O countless hours they played!
All the board loathed.
Wonder the hours they spent!
Pointlessly belligerent!
Autistic dozens!

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>>53313038
Don't worry I got a dry chuckle too. You're not alone. I wonder if we should wait and see if someone pulls off an "Is he Mardkth?" "AM I MARDKTH" (Misspelled on purpose)

>>53313088
Pic Related.

Anyway Jumping!

Sword Art Online Jump 106:
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
A Game Not Meant to Be Played [+300]
C.P.C. [+200]
Abhorrent Admirer [+100]
Origin: Beta [-50]
Perks:
Flourish [Free]
Item Drops [-300]
My Quest Senses are Tingling [Free]
Like Riding a Bike [-150]
APM Intensifies [-300]
Role-play [-100]
This is, in fact, My Final Form [-600]
Gear:
Digital Projection Helmet [Free]
Load Out [Free]
Healing Crystal [-50]
Sturdy Shield [-100]

Writefagging: https://pastebin.com/A62JZJqU

>>53313148
Just a reminder to you that she's also a Yggdrasil Hollow from her time in GHQ.

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>>53313148

Eeeeey, no worries, I ride the Black Blood train too.

>>53312954
This reminds me: Would importing an Inner World into Dimension Lord count as being lord over all of them, or would I have to wait to merge them with Hell Lord to receive the benefits in each world? I'm thinking the latter, most likely.

>>53313232
Why not both?

>>53313232
I know at least 1 person possibly 2 who just took the best of both for that.

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>>53313232
I'd do the latter, just to play it safe. Yet at the same time, making an exterior dimension that people can access your soul sounds like a bad idea within a bad idea.

>>53313148
Be the madman you were destined to be.

>>53313187
>mfw
STAAAAAAAAAAAAHP

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>>53313088