Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

Could you like fucking not? I've dealt with enough degeneracy in a single night today.

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First for Pramaris Marines getting out of Rhino's

>>53304728
Fresh neophyte of the Dark Angels Chapter, eh?

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>>53304691

Can we give Marinelet players a break and go back to bulling IG players?

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tell me /40kg/
where do babies come from?

>>53304691
>why should I trust you?
>Come on! The is New Games Workshop!

>>53304743
Fresh forced memer of /r/Warhammer40k, eh?

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Dark Angels are the gayest chapter in existence!

Even Rainbow warriors are more straight than them!

>>53304761
Nope, never been there. I hate to break this to you, but it's rapidly becoming a native 4chan 40k meme thanks to the one DA autist who flips out everytime it's mentioned, who I am assuming is you.

Thank you for your hilarious contribution.

>>53304730
I kek'd

>>53304714
well, GW is based in Nottingham. Guess in which city's past you should focus your research on?

>>53304767
I must ask one of my battle brothers to polish my Mace of Redemption

instructional video on how to use rhino's effectively in 8th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI

Lion and Luther, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G (ay)

>>53304789
It's definitely not me. >>53304617 is not me. >>53304636 is.

But keep trying to force your memes I guess. Hint: if it's 3 people circlejerking, it doesn't count as a "native 4chan 40k meme".

>>53304799
>still no sources cited

>Apotechary spent longer time healing chadmarine than me

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! I bet he's having his geneseed pounded by Chad every night.

>>53304761
Hardly a forced meme when it is true

>Lionel Johnson
>Closet Homosexual
>British
>Poet
>Wrote "The Dark Angel"
>"The Rock" is a gay bar
>Men shooting hot loads into other men (plasma weapons)
>Men introducing their special geneseeds into younger men

Marines are a gay joke and DA are the biggest gay joke in 40k for decades. So stop pretending it is otherwise

>>53304824
How does being British count towards homosexuality? Your list is shit.

>>53304818
Alright fair enough then.

So to get this abortion of a thread back on-topic: what are you guys expecting they'll reveal in the live Q&A today? Last one they did had a fuckton of info.

>>53304824
>X person is a fag therefore everything related to them must be faggotry
Ok?
>muh rock is a gay bar
Debunked, see >>53304714
>they use plasma weapons not because it's the only weapon in imperial arsenal that's the best at removing power armored targets but because of muh gay projection
If this isn't retarded I don't know what is
>Men introducing their special geneseeds into younger men
Every single fucking space marine chapter does this, dumbass.

No matter how much you force your meme, it's just confirmation bias on top of retardation on top of projection.

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>>53304691
>Genestealer-bearing hips edition
Considering that the world record for heaviest baby was 9.98kg (22 lb) and mearused 71.12 cm (28 inch)
And then also taking into account the superior genetics and added resilience of of a 4th generation genestealer hybrid.
I think it is fair to conclude that said genestealer babies would still be farely large and still totally survivable.
wouldn't want to let perfectly good broodmothers go to waste after just one birth afterall

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>>53304807

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>>53304855
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Disowned.

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>>53304849
More about cute Primus Marine doing cute things.

Guesses on next Faction Focus? I heard some rumor of Imperial Knights next, which would make zero sense given we haven't seen several other factions which are much more heavily represented. I'd like Orks or Nids, but would settle for Necrons.

>>53304850
Being this new.

The bar closed around the 90. It was a gay bar in Nottingham.

>>53304838
Running joke during WWII

>>53304872
you're gonna eat my degenerate biomass when you make planetfall and there's nothing you can do to stop my vore fetish

>>53304877
Read the Adarki Aeldari one again. They specifically said Knights are next

>>53304877
I think CSM should have their faction focus rewritten to include more info like the other faction foci.

>>53304877
It's not a rumour, they straight up said it will be Imperial Knight next time in DE Faction Focus.

>>53304877
They updated the Dark Eldar one after it was posted and added a line about Imperial Knights being next, it's not a rumour.

>>53304877
Id love to have SoB focus, but Orks or Nids need love.

Also marines got squated before SoB so I can die happy

>>53304879
>w-what do you m-mean i need to b-b-back my proof up with sources?
Until the day you prove that there was a gay bar in Nottingham called The Rock using sources not called 1d4chan or Dakka Dakka, no one will believe you.

>>53304877
I want to see Nids, or tbqh, Space Marines (even though I don't play them)

I kinda want to see what the "iconic" 40k army is looking like for 8th.

>>53304744
No. We can kill everything with lasguns now.

>>53304905
>what the "iconic" 40k army is looking like for 8th.

But Primaris already got THREE articles.

They're the new iconic ones.

>>53304877
I'd like to see nids purely because of how garbage they've been for several editions now.
This whole dumbing down of the rules makes me anxious about what will happen to the already gutted biomorphs list

>>53304819
Yeah thats because you die from one bullet so theres nothing to heal if you get shot. Chadmarines can take two bullets.

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>>53304905
Isn't it clear?

>>53304892
>>53304895
>>53304896
Welp, this is what I get for reading the articles right after they're posted and then not checking till the next day. Thank you for informing me!

Also: WHY? There are so many other factions which are itching to know how they operate in 8th, or how some of their gimmicks may have changed. Imperial Knights are a bunch of knights, and we already know how super-heavies, walkers and vehicles operate in 8th. What's to tell, aside from giving us random stats? I'd much rather learn about Mob Rule or Synapse, along with other changes to each of those factions that could help make them more viable. Or I'm just curious how RP/Gauss work in 8th.

>>53304929
This is true

I can't wait for the first Black Library book in which the Primaris are sent to rescue a failing Marine force and the Marines are just like 'so this is what everyone else always felt like'

Nothing will change for their enemies though. That'll just be the same 'its a Marine/Primaris so its better than at us at everything and will kill us' ded

GW facebook just confirmed, tomorrow's article is on Close Combat Weapons.

>>53304942
how can manlets even compete?

>>53304929
>>53304942
B-but my manlets....

>>53304947
They've got to get their pre-orders in before they let the cat out of the bag.
>>53304954
>protip: they can't

>>53304950
>inb4 all close combat weapons by default come with -1 AP on top of their standard AP value to represent close combat being more effective at armor penetration than shooting attacks

>>53304950
Vehicle article was also updated accordingly.

>>53304947
Tbh Knights will be interesting to see how tough a Knight is. With a few other stuff. But ya. I'd rather have had a different faction

>>53304950
Cool, here hoping my 2 Lighting Claws vanguard won't be obsoleted

>>53304965
>inb4 S adds native AP in melee

I'm kinda disappointed in the 8e vehicle thing.

It's definitely gonna feel like big inf over an actual vehicle, I fear. It probably wont be a problem in the actual game, but yeah.
They could have at least had some vehicles having rules to increase toughness or armour save or something directionally.

>>53304965
your fat ass fingers more effective than a bolter? i doubt this

>>53304948
>which the Primaris are sent to rescue a failing Marine force

You mean the Indominus Crusade rescuing Baal and the Blood Angels from the Tyranids?

>>53304860
only 1 T value and reversing means your passengers deploy further forward
though if gw has anyone with a braincell they'll just make a rule that says shooting a vehicle in the rear means you count it's T value as 1 lower than usual
but they mentioned nothing of the sort in the vehicle article

>>53304950
>Power Sword: S User D1 AP -1
>Power Fist: S +1 D D3 AP-2
>Power Swords now cost 35 points and Powerfists flat out double the character's cost

where is the news about the Q&A anyway?

>>53304902
Google the "The Rock City" Nottingham and stop being new and retardad

>>53304995
I said close combat "weapons" anon. Stop projecting your obesity onto me.

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>>53304973

your're entire faction is being obsoleted and you're worried about lightning claws???

>>53304966
The vehicle article mentions that charging effectively replaces tank shock. Between this and the restricted reserves, I'm 100% sure I'm skipping this edition.

>>53304971
We've already heard about the number of wounds that knights will have (20+, IIRC?) which also means they are unlikely to have more than 30 or so. Then you can assume a decent Sv and their usual Invuln for their front. Sure, we can get specifics, but we already know the gist of how tough they'll be.

>>53304965
We saw that the DEldar weapons certainly had a fair bit of AP, but they may have just been DEldar.

>>53305012
Bye cheeser, no one will miss you.

>>53305012
>skipping this edition
anon, this is the last edition.

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>>53305005
This isn't a gay bar at all. It's a live music venue. Do you even know what a gay bar is?

>>53304818
The source is the fucking people of Nottingham, including some of the GW employees.
Of course it's hard to find a source: no one just said 'oh, this place will probably close and the story behind it will disappear, I'd better take a photo, then post it on this interesting thing called the internet I heard about, I bet we'll be able to share photos with everyone on it'.

Anon, people have been joking about DA being gays for at least a decade. They won't stop because some faggot is butthurt on the internet - actually, I'm pretty sure most people posting right now do it BECAUSE you're butthurt. You really need to accept this.

>>53305000
Except Force Swords are AP -3 and Power Fists will surely be higher than that even. Stop memeing.

>>53304744
I'm an IG player...
But okay!

>How many guardsmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten. One to screw it in and nine corpses to reach it.

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Would you rather there be Futa sisters of battle or female (male) space marines?

>>53304973
>hoping my 2 Lighting Claws vanguard won't be obsoleted

Hoping my Jump Pack double Plasma Pistol / Grav Pistol Vanguard vets are priced appropriately in 8e.

>>53304997
Well I don't think the Indomitus Crusade will be doing it specifically, seems that Crusade's just going on down in the Terran Side, but I got no doubt Primaris are gonna swoop in and save Baal yeah. Probably gonna do the same on Armageddon too since those are two of the battlefields we know are getting attention soon. After they kick Mortarion's butt of course. That will make it 2 for 2 when a Daemon Primarch finally gets a new Miniature they also lose.

>>53305035
It's funny to pretend GW is completely inept.

>>53304838
I've yet to meet a straight British guy.

>>53305045
Please don't use my fetishes for shitposting Anon

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>>53305010
It's not happen anytime soon anw ( 5 years I assume) . So I wouldnt worry too much over it.
And I have a thing for Lighting Claws ok ?

>>53305036
>nine to die heroically for the emperor

>>53305010
Even if Primarines are costed very aggressively, we already know that their core unit (Intercessors) are going to be very restricted in both size and weaponry options, meaning regular marines will still have a role to play in 8th.

By 9th, old marines should no longer be sold and there should be no reason to have them be mechanically different entities, so you can just use your old marines and call them prima's.

>>53305031
>muh anecdotal evidence totally counts!!!!!!1111one1111
So many words, so little content.

And I'm not the only person who finds these forced memes obnoxious. Neither am I the only person who thinks you're full of shit and are either projecting or just desperate to find new ways to insult factions.

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>>53304855

>>53305045
>Futa sisters of battle
Illegal under Imperial Law

>female (male) space marines?
As long as they're biologically male this isn't a lore problem. But there's no way you could make a Space Marine look like a trap with all the cyber-implants, mangrit hormones and BrickMcHugeBeef brand space steroids you're pumping into them.

>>53305023
It has been historically a gay meeting bar.

Can you stop now. Fucking USAfags getting trigger by gay people being an inspiration for your manletmarines

>>53305006
sorry if you got offensed, but i really think that the golden days of cc are over, but, playing chaos, i would like to see it at least as much as you

Who else is excited for the return of tyranid warrior spam?
>but muh multiwound multihit weapons
Will no doubt be restricted in some manner, because with the new armor rules, anything that would be great against tyranid warriors, would also be equally good against Chadmarines
And if there is one thing we know consistently about GW, it's that they want to shift lots of new spame marine models.

Why don't normal Marines get the Bolt Rifle? I mean there's no reason they can't use it and its just better.

>>53305047
Hopefully Mort's heart is exposed so we can see the former supreme grand masters name carved into it

How do I get started with Tau?
Coming from orkz and just want as much dakka as blueberrily possible.

>>53305074
>USAfags
>ignoring the fact his search is Chinese

>>53305074
lol, I'd like to see a source on that.

You just keep digging a hole for yourself all while failing to prove that the word "The Rock" has any connection to gays or gay bars. Hell, the place isn't even called The Rock, it's called The Rock City. If GW actually intended it to be a gay reference it would have been called the latter.

>>53305080
If GW is smart, Warriors will also have a rule similar to the Tau Drones but in reverse that let them push off wounds onto the gaunt broods within 3".

>>53305069
You are the one getting trigger for 30 years of memes.

Accept the crushing reality of homosexual Dark Angels. The fucking poet page makes reference to how it inspire the Dark Angels of 40k

>>53305086
That would honestly be hilarious. Wonder if Voldus is gonna add any more names to it. Although its probably Guilliman who's gonna kick his ass this time.

>>53304744
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Oh, right...

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The fucking Spawn you get today.
Back in my day we just ate everything around us, there was an innocent and uncomplicated charm to the whole thing.
Then these Genestealer cucks come along crying "No! We have to be culturally sensitive, we need to integrate them before we consume their biomass".
Look where that has led this once great species; 'Girl on Hybrid Metamorph ' porn all over the Hivemind Network. Entitled, bitchy Patriarchs who've been raised in a society where they are the special snowflake and others take care of their problems, who then flip their shit when they learn that in the Hivemind, no one is important, you are a smaller part of a larger whole.
We need some good old fashioned Hive Tyrants to put things back on track, ones who remember that everything is food and nothing else! Make the Tyranids great again!

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>>53305080
I am.

I'm going to buy another start collecting tyranids set so I can convert my Cthulu Hive tyrant and field MOAR WARRIORS

>>53305023
>DA-autist is chinese
it explains SOOO much

>>53305100
Lionel Johnson
The just added an ' to the name.

>>53305089
Embrace the fact that everyone here's going to hate you and give you shit even if you run nothing but footslogging breachers and an ethereal.
That said, start with a commander and then pick out what troops you want to run, then go from there. You have a ton of options with Tau, each shootier than the last.

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>>53305115
Were you the one who posted this?

This thread has already reached maximum shitposting and autism potential, evac immediately.

>>53305072
>illegal under the imperial law
I'm sure girl cock would be considered a sanctioned improvement on the holy human form
>if the penis is feminine then it's cool
-Attributed to The Emperor, The Lectitio Divinitatus

>>53305102
>NOOOOOOO
>U, UR RONG
>EXCEPT MY FORCED MEMES OR ELSE
I don't think there's a psychological complex capable of describing how insanely desperate and stupid you are and look.

>>53305116
See >>53304818

>>53305126
So because he's a gay man therefore everything relating to him must be about fags. Good job.

>>53305036

Pretty good! I'll remember that one.

>>53305045
I'd rather never play 40k again.

Did Yarrick get his klaw from Ghaz or from some no-name warboss?

>>53305098
Oh god I didn't notice it!

This explains why he is getting so trigger by FUCKING HOMOSEXUOA DARK ANGELS

Where is the cheetahfag to trigger this fuck into oblivion

>>53305036
We should do this for every race in 40k.

>>53305154
Had a name. Think it was Urglak or somethin'. He's dead now.

>>53305154

He killed the warboss so its some no namer.

>>53305104
Everyone knows all Grey Knight Grand Masters have a branding fetish

>>53304761
That meme has been around for years and years, since at least 3rd you spastic idiot.

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>>53305045
Slaanesh wait your turn, this is tyranid fetish shitposting hour.

>>53305135
Yeah I mostly picked Tau to be the griefest son of a bitch I could be.
Guess I'll embrace it.

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What would it take to make Repentia good while keeping them Repentia at their core? It seems like the entire concept is just fucked

> Baseline human, so low toughness
> Seeking death, so no armour
> Melee unit with standard-human initiative and weapons that lower it further
> in an army full of better melee options (Seraphim, Command Squad, Celestians, Death Cult Assassins, Crusaders)

>>53305156
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

>>53305176
>i-it's old, i-i-i-i swear!
Oh yeah, and you're a girl because you cut your dick open and flipped it inside out, right?

>>53305176
He is a Chinese poster homosexuality triggers them hard. He must be a closet homo and the crushing reality is making him sperg out

>>53305168
>>53305167
Okay, thanks, I figured. Somehow I got it stuck in my head that he took it from Ghaz and that was a part of their rivalry.

>>53305171
>all Grey Knight Grand Masters have a branding fetish
>It explains why Voldus' Daemonhammer has his name on the striking surface, so he can brand while attacking.

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>>53305187
Make them dirt cheap with sexy models and when they die you get command points.

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>>53305000
>>53304965

We already saw the rules for Force Axe, Sword and Staff. I'm 99% sure power weapons are just:
Sword - S User / AP -3 / D 1
Axe - S User+1 / AP -2 / D 1
Maul - S User+2 / AP -1 / D 1

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>>53305136
Not mine, mine looks like this:

>>53305199
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

>>53305200
Nah. Only time they ever met in person was whilst he was Ghazz' prisoner after losing on Golgotha.

>>53305196
Anon what else do you want? Bring the GW guys that wrote the gay jokes to prove you wrong?

DA are a gay joke end of the story move along and deal with it.

Unless you are so ignorant of British culture that the clear evidence of the joke slip past you.

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>>53305089
Don't. Nobody is going to play with your bullshit next Ed.

>>53304998
Why ? Real vehicles don't work like that. Far as I've learned weakest armor facing on a tank is not the back where the armor is just as thick as the front and side but the underside.

>>53305012
>replaces tank shock
>skipping this edition
Lol what?

>>53305218
Ich sehe eine Kontonummer im Hintergrund

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>>53305213
> Just make them cheaper
Okay, addendum. How do we do it in a way that doesn't apply to literally every model in the game?

> When they die you get command points
I like this one, though.

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>>53305108
Actually genestealer cult predates tyranids as we know them since they where a 1st edition army.
Nids weren't really around until 2nd edition outside a single entry in the rogue trader corebook (where the hive tyrant was more like a xenomorph queen, motherhood included).
The whole cycle thing is even copied 1-1 from their first rendition.
Just embrace the fact that when you base a faction of penis rape monsters, you're gonna get some fucked up shit.

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>other DA players falling for trash tier b8
>7th ed bandwagon fags detected

Back in my day we were too busy being angry about our tiny ass supplement codex to care what other shitty chapters and chaos niggers thought.

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>>53305187
- T3 S3
- FNP, 5++ to represent their extreme faith
- Wulfen rule that lets them attack even if they "die"

>>53305098
This explains a lot
Most Chinese people are closeted homosexuals because of their tiny cocks and low sex drive, he's probably trying to fight the conditioning

>>53304838
Britain actually has the largest gay population on earth

>>53305072
Do not give a drawfag ideas.
Actually, do it.

>>53305089
The Tau Start Collecting! is a fantastic value, especially if you can get the box further discounted; I was able to get mine for $64. We don't know what's what in 8th yet, so I'd recommend sticking mostly to core units you know will be used. I'd say two Start Collecting and a Battlesuit Commander will likely cover you to start.

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>>53305244

>>53305229
>LOOK AT MY EVIDENCE THAT DOESN'T EXIST
>I SWEAR IT'S REAL GAIZ!!!!!!!!!111111!!1!!!!!
You still haven't proven anything at all. Your gay bar bullshit is unproven, your gay poet bullshit is grasping at straws, and everything else is either just shitty pseudo-humor or blatant projection.

Anything else you want to say to embarrass yourself further or are you gonna go back to spouting memes like an imbecile?

>>53305261
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

>>53305261
Seriously? Are you seriously going to do this?

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>>53305196
>he's back AGAIN
Do you have an alarm set to go off when someone challenges your pet Chapter's fragile masculinity, dude?

>>53305252
What DA bait? They are the gay joke. It has been like that for 3 decades.

Not my fault new guys get trigger by it

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>>53305255
Definitely liking this. It looks like the real winner is "They do shit when they die", which I should've seen coming.

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>>53305250
FUCKING FAKE NEWS

36 mins tills GW stream about 8th edition! Remember to tune in!

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>>53305145
This is pretty funny to watch

>tfw want to make a huge-ass ruin for my local club's gaming table but all my foamboard is warped
Fuck
>>53305291
On their twitch?

>>53305279
I dunno, do you have a regular posting schedule that you follow to insert one forced meme into the general every 30 mins?

>>53305280
See >>53305274

>>53305187
Have them strike at initiative like they used to. I 3 sucked in close combat, but not that you can charge out of vehicles and always hit first on the charge they should do fine, as long as they're cheap.

>>53305274
If:
>Lionel Johnson
>Closet Homosexual
>British
>Poet
>Wrote "The Dark Angel"
>"The Rock" is a gay bar
>Men shooting hot loads into other men (plasma weapons)
>Men introducing their special geneseeds into younger men

Is not clear enough as a gay joke then you have a cultural impudent to understand it. Don't worry we will still buy you recast models so you can enjoy your closet homosexuality without need to expose to the public.

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>>53305285
1st edition Space hulk was the tightest shit ever so go fuck yourself with a plasma pistol.

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>>53305218
That's good ! Saved for inspiration - I'm trying to convert a tyrant head to scratchbuild a malanthrope in anticipation for 8th.

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>>53305279
Him and that Fabius Bile titan killing meme have been the highlights of these threads lately.

>playing a narrative game
>opponent deep strikes his formation of warlord titans 9" away from fabius bile
>tries to charge, rolls an 8
>point out he's 1" away, not within 1", and charge fails
>he starts complaining
>whip out my 12" slaaneshi dick and ask if he'd rather have it jammed 8" or more than 8" up his ass
>inflict instant death on his virgin asshole
>crying and nursing his ravaged ass he rolls battleshock and his titans run away

how's 8th for you?

>>53305298
You realize it's like a dozen different people doing it now because you've sperged out in hilarious fashion like 3 times in a row over this? Just stop responding holy fucking shit.

@53305280
:^)

>>53305317
See >>53304850
You have failed to debunk a single thing in that post. Other posters have called it out as blatnatly unfounded.

No matter how much you repeat yourself, it does not become true.

>>53305333
>i swear it's multiple people
ok

>>53305297
>>53305291
On twitch, yes

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>>53305317
>chinkanon is a better dark angel roleplayer than any of us because he doesnt even have to try to play up the closeted aspect

>>53305298
Your sperging is just fueling it.
Everyone that doubt it now thinks is true.

There is nothing wrong on liking a gay joke Chapter.

>>53305291
Hope it's good.

>>53305329
>When shitposts evolve: the post

>>53305217
Also, I should add Incubi Power Klaives are "S User+1 / AP -3 / D1" which seems perfectly in line with them being souped-up power weapons.

>>53305353
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

Please keep projecting, it's very entertaining to me.

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>>53305329
>>53305327
pottery

>>53305326
And remember, there are no bad conversions, just happy little biomorphs...

>>53305358
Except that it's neither a gay joke nor true.

But this thread is filled with delusional retards whether or not they believe this bullshit so it'd be nothing new.

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>>53305372
Do you think the virgin primaris dark angels blush when they receive their brothers' geneseed?

>>53305372
There are day I wish this board had flags so we can just ignore the closet chinese home that doesn't understand British culture and gets trigger by it

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>>53305089
Firewarriors, some suits for support, maybe a devilfish, and don't forget those Kroots for fluff points and spam those fucking Riptides, and buy that tau kv128 stormsurge if you can ! Just trigger the goddamn looser autistswhy cry that Tau are broken straight into oblivion ! JUST DO IT FOR THE GREATER GOOD

>>53305317
americans wont understand the humour.

>>53305387
I dunno, the fact that you write gay erotica in the name of "memes" does say an awful lot about your sexuality though.

>>53305401
>IT'S BRITISH CULTURE I SWEAR
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

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Wow, not even 60 mins in and this thread already gone to shit. Good fucking job guys.

>>53305187
It's almost like they're just girls that aren't wearing armour, trying to sword fight.

>>53305411
What else is new?

>>53305411
Bullying is fun.

>>53305407
We just find out that it is a Chinese anon that is getting trigger by the truth.

I bet that the geneseed inserting into young male does not register as a gay to him

>>53305342
Indeed, anon, there is a poster that is here, every day, every hour, on every WH40K general, intentionally spreading the DA is gay meme, only waiting for you to react.
No, actually, it's a squad of 4 koreans funded by the chinese government, working 6 hour shifts to achieve maximum shitposting.

>>53305246
Letting them strike first on a charge even with eviscerators would help. If you could reliably get at least one good round of combat I think they'd be a lot more useful.

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>>53305317
I'm gay, and I think you're retarded.

>>53305420
See >>53305410

>>53305422
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

>>53305414
No, because then they would be S2 T2 or even S1 T1.

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>>53305410
Atta boy, keep dancing for all the other idiots.

>>53305422
This is just like the rape of nanking

>>53305411
USA fags woke up and the whole thing devoled into a mess. Previous thread during morning time had some pretty solid w40k discussion, even about tyranids without fetish shitposting or le NPC race or anyone forcing primaris memes

>>53305410
The fuck is wrong with you?
You are so assblasted mad about it, that you are resulting to green texting.

DA are gay jokes deal with it and move along. It has been that way for three decades.

>vehicle charges squad of wyches
>can't then drive away for some reason

>>53305437
>t. doesn't know history
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

>>53305448
>JUST
>ACCEPT
>ME
>SHOVING
>MY
>BULLSHIT
>UP
>YOUR
>ASSHOLE
>YOU FAGGOT
You must be really desperate if you keep repeating yourself like this without proving any of my points wrong in return.

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>>53305451

>>53305457
got the clamps

Keep thinking that 'The Greater good' rule which is sorta supporting fire will be something like "d3 nearby units get to lend overwatch"

Because if not, Tauballs aplenty.

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>>53305196
>>53305219
>>53305274
>>53305372
>>53305410
>>53305432
>>53305461
Holy shit it's really him

I screencapped this other anons post from last time just for this possible occasion

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>>53305461
Do you enjoy having things shoved up your asshole, chanon?

>>53305461
We did prove it several times you are just sperging now.

You want some GW approved image saying DA are fucking gay? Or some time travel machine to the time when the nerds of Nottingham came with the idea?

Also why does it bother you so much the fact they are gay? Even if it is wrong why be mad about it? Just ignore and more along

>>53305246
What about adding a rule that lets them make 1 Melee attack when killed in the fight phase, as a take my enemy down with me. Plus the ability to run and charge?

Where will the Q&A be today? Twitch or Facebook?

>>53305457
Wyches No Escape ability only affects infantry

So should i just come back later or is the entire day going to be like this?

>>53305461
They don't send dark angels to fight eldar any.more after the imperium realised they enjoyed having their rear armour penetrated by the d cannons

>>53305502
I'm sure they'll link it on facebook either way. It starts in 20 minutes.

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>>53305508
Give us something else to talk about and we might. Humans naturally follow a conversation that's happening already instead of wanting to make a new one.

>>53305463
>>53305479
>>53305494
>>53305510
Cool bishies.
I don't like bishies, but you made do a talent so I give props anyway.

How long it take you to knock out these'n?

>>53305508
FAQ starts in 20 mins.

>>53305488
See >>53304818

>>53305490
I dunno, the fact that you're so infatuated with the notion of calling everything else gay sort of makes your opinions on sodomy clear though.

>>53305495
You proved nothing save that I am blatantly right, unfortunately. I've posted multiple times how your supposed list is either unfounded, grasping at straws, or pseudo-hunorous attempts at making your list look funny. But you'll keep insisting that you're right, because you're just a meme spamming retard.

>>53305514
Why are you so obsessed with fags anon? Could it be that you're one yourself?

>>53305508
See >>53305488

This DAfaggot literally is incapable of stopping himself from giving them (You)s which means people are going to keep making gay Dark Angels jokes because bullying on the internet is fun.

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>>53305529
Those are almost a decade old now; I had requested them when Jeanstealer was still a namefag that existed. As much as I don't miss the old days, I'd take them over this, all said and done.

>>53305527
Counterpoint- we get taught not to 'randomly start a new conversation' as children.

'Cos the children which don't adhere to those social conventions are ADHD.

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Stop it.
STOP IT I SAID.
DARK ANGELS ARE STRAIGHT.
STRAIGHT!
STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT!

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>>53305551
You're not wrong, but it's not helping now, is it? Instead we're all stuck watching this shit and waiting for something worth talking about to pop up in its place.

>>53305557
Actually they are asexual.

>>53305544
Oh
Lame

>>53305463
>>53305479
>>53305494
>>53305510
Anon these are adorable I love them.

Can you do a kawaii genestealer?

I have the worst feeling this FAQ is going to be garbage and not tell us anything relevant.

>>53305572
See>>53305544

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>>53305327
We need more fabulous memes.
Is there a grot that can be put to work somewhere to make them?

>>53305527
I'll have a go at it.

I like the new primaris models and think they look great, but I can't help but feel a bit sad at the same time. The badly proportioned classic marine sculpts were part of the charm and saying good bye to them is a little painful.

>>53305557
batty angels

>>53305527
I mean the vehicles rules came out recently. and i didnt see much talk about it in the thread.

>>53305572
google Jeanstealer

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>>53305580
>anon makes a post about how the DAfag can't stop handing out free (You)s
>he gives it a (You)
WEW
E
W

>>53305540
>Could it be that you're one yourself?
I'm a proud AMERICAN, my Chinese friend, I like BEEG TEETEES

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>>53305557
Sounds like someone needs to repent

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>>53305572

>>53305587
I'm still not sure why everyone insists that the old sculpts are going away; is there precedent for that? I know that the older-old marine sculpt got replaced, but that was a deliberate replacement, not a supplement like Primaris are said to be.

>>53305584
Feck

Fine I'll draw my own

>>53305587
I think most agree that the new primarines look very nice. I'm not sure if we'll truly see the old marines go; in 8th they'll be cheaper, weaker, but more flexible than the Intercessor squads. By 9th, they are likely to no longer be sold, so they can just be used in place of the newer models.

>>53305598
well the issue there is there isn't much meat on the bone in that article. It basically just reiterated stuff they've already discussed in other articles.

>>53305587
I have absolutely nothing bad to say about the sculpts. This was an evolution a long time in coming, and I'm glad the truescale has hit the tabletop.

However, considering the lore fenangling they've done to get here, and what will be required from here on out if they do plan on 'phasing out' the oldmarines, it's not looking like a terribly pretty picture.

>>53305604
Well in your perverted country bisexuality is a thing. I'm fairly sure it also classes as mental illness just as much as faggotry does too.

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>>53305196
>>53305219
>>53305274
>>53305372
>>53305410
>>53305432
>>53305461
>when you can't handle the banter and make the same reply over and over again

>>53305003
Facebook

Btw, can someone ask about female marines just to get the final nails in the coffin?

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>>53305572

>>53305000
>Power Swords now cost 35 points and Powerfists flat out double the character's cost
We know that no upgrade on a tactical marine sergeant costs more than 27 points.

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>>53305609
was it autism?

>>53305609
Wow shill out. There is nothing wrong with being gay.

>>53305432
No, actually, anon, I am calling out the fact that you are an actual autist, a delusional faggot, and an unsufferable, pedant cunt. I do not think you realize, but you are not currently arguing at all. You are writing strawmen in greentext and mostly, people find it funny that you believe you will accomplish anything ever.
I genuinely hope, that you enjoy slowly becoming a meme, and that all of this is just an autistic work of trickery. Because you are investing way too much time and work into this for you to be a decent human being, and I have only been lurking so far.
That's the last drop of attention you get from me you hopeless crétin.

>>53305587
I was kinda thinking about starting a new army with 8th edition, and got stuck between Black Templar and either Nurgle or Tzeentch Chaos Daemons...then the primarines came.
I mean, they look cool, I get the buisness decision behind it, but the fluff....plus i doubt you'll be able to use them with the old black templar conversion kit.

or maybe i'll just go for some orks and make some crazy conversion army...

help me I'm doomed

>>53305609
>Definitely the same guy.
>Gigantic amounts of buttblasted.
>DAngles amounts of buttblasting
>All up in here his butt so blast.
>Catamite Primus butt exterminatus.

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>>53305609
>HE CANT STOP
>HE WONT STOP

Where the fuck are janitors when they are needed

>>53305609
how can you be getting this fucking mad over nothing?

>>53305634
We should ask about gay DA and assblast the homophobic chinaman

>>53305084
Bolt rifle has the exact stats Kraken rounds would be in 8th edition.

Sternguard all the way baby.

>>53305609
Hey can I have a (you) please

>>53305657
oh they're here, they just dont give a fuck.

>>53305666
It would be amazing if GW confirmed the Dark Angels homosexual origins on a livestream.

>>53305676
Here (You) go

>>53305657
Fucking chinese men like the DAfag

Since the Vietnamese moot hates Vietnamese girls for some reason.

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FW are probably gonna do some unique stuff for Primaris Marines
How much you wanna bet FW are gonna bet it'll be another excuse to show off their favorite OC's?

Fucking spamfilter.

Go to facebook and WarhammerTV, the stream is starting there.

>>53305691
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

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>>53305671
>He's still going

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Because the setting could use a little more grimdark:

Primaris marines are spies and saboteurs as much as they are supplements to fighting forces. Guilliman is offering them to chapters he knows would be more loyal to Emperor or Imperium than to Guilliman's rule, and they're trained in part to find loyalty and disloyalty, and arrange battlefield accidents for those who would speak out against the new Lord Commander.

>>53305671
but they don't accept gay people there, unlike the Dark Angels

>>53305671
(you)

Anon you are sperging out of control. Calm down your tits

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>>53305585
I would do it (I made pic related, after all), but I also must draw things. And even if drawing dank memes is funny, my time is sadly limited.

>>53305696
Can you just like summarize it for me A-Anon-Kun?

>>53305671
Or you know.
Perhaps you're right.
Perhaps the joke doesn't have anything to stand on.
Perhaps the Nottingham gay bar never existed.
Perhaps we have absolutely no fucking reason to keep repeating that DA are gays ad nauseam.
When did this even matter.
When did this ever stop anyone.

>>53305167
Ugulhard. He was the example snakebite warboss in 'Ere We Go, which was the same book where Ghazghkull was introduced as the sample goff warboss.

>>53305698
>green taxting the same thing over and over makes a point

He won't stop! Every time! Works like clockwork

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>when you run out of shit pseudo-chapters so you resort to basing them on gay poets

>>53305700
>>53305709
>>53305726
>>53305729
>thou was MERELY PORTRAYING THYSELF as one of lower intellect

>>53305706
>i'll repeat myself one more time maybe that'll make it funnier

>>53305720
>i'm a retard who flings shit and i recognize that but i'll just keep on flinging shit anyways
Good work.

>>53305701
eliminating companies and replacing them with his own, that bastard.

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>>53305696
>>53305716
No. It havent started yet.

>>53305720
But there is a reason (they're gay and try to hide it)

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>>53305739
Maybe you like traps?

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>>53305629
>>53305652
Yeah it's definitely him.

Holy shit how can one man hold THIS MUCH butthurt.

I mean aside from being the newest member of the Dark Angels going through his initial endurance training.

>>53305741
>you will never be as smillie as smillie

>>53305488

whoa whoa whoa.

The argument here is about whether DA are homos. Which is mostly a silly joke because they're space marines.

HOWEVER, Surely no one fucking disagrees that DA are traitors? Literally every DA book/story/etc is the DA abandoning important missions or objectives to pursue the Fallen. Usually the protagonist will even have an aside where they have some inner contention about how conflicted they feel about betraying the rest of the Imperium, before always concluding that they must hide their Chapter's secret shame.

The secret inner council bears the crushing truth of how they fucked up big time, and now carefully manipulates the rest of the chapter to erase the evidence.

DA are essentially traitors hellbent on hiding their big betrayal.

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So instead of this back-and-forth bullshit about gays, why don't we tackle the real problem with Dark Angels right now?

Namely: What should their identity be, now that everyone has some traitor in their legion?

That used to be the Dark Angels' big secret; while everyone else was purely loyal or purely heretical, the Dark Angels had a group go heretic while the rest of the chapter stayed loyal. That was unique to them.

Now that everyone has some loyalists and heretics in their ranks, what the fuck should the DA's gimmick be? What could their Big Secret be?

>>53305700
>>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to meme posting
>Ok

>>53305753
God dammit anon dont start the trap talk i get enough of it in my daily life.

>>53305694
Red Scorpions have a great aesthetic, but they'd be a lot better if they're fluff wasn't just "We're the most space mariney space marines evah! No one is more space marine than us! We make Ultramarines look like heretics in comparison!"

>Recently a small child has gotten access to /tg/ and has been running rampant through the halls calling what experts describe as 'a hissy fit'.
>In other news: Dark Angels are homosexuals.
>More on this, if he ever develops

>>53305763
Their nigh uncontrollable urge to rape men.

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>>53305739
Hey look, I put some of your posts in here. You became a legend. It's okay, you can calm your throbbing erection now.

>:^)

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Who do you guys think is the gayest Dark Angel?
Also, which of their army's is the gayest? Greenwing, Ravenwing or Deathwing?
Are Dark Angel players also secretly gay?
Or are they just emo?
Are the Fallen gay? Or are they the straight Dark Angels who left because they didn't want to take part in their brothers "funtime"?
Was Luther gay? Did he love El'Johnson? Did El'Johnson love him?
If El'Johnson was gay, did he ever try to have gay sex with another primarch?
Would it be considered incest if space marines had gaz sex? Why would the Emperor allow this?
...
...
...
Is the Emperor a closet homosexual?

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Good thing the Q&A stream is about to start, this thread is infested with nothing but shitposters, genestealer fuckers, and other degenerates.

>>53305753
Go away, gay.

>>53305754
See >>53304818

>>53305761
*yawn*

>>53305777
>i'll keep repeating myself maybe that'll make it funny

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>>53305780
You seem fixated.

>>53305763
The DA gimmick should be Luther remaining loyal, and the Lion's portion of the legion turning traitor but keeping it secret (not chaos traitor, just fuck you I'm my own king sort of traitor). It would also fit with the calibanians trying to assassinate the emperor.

>>53305698
Does this count as spamming?

>>53305763
Didn't Azrael do some time travel shit with Cypher?

maybe you could do something with that

>>53305701
I like it.

>>53305739
You repeating yourself is hilarious, like the repeated cumshots the Lion takes from true loyalist chapters

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>tfw you will never be the alpha purestrain genestealer, fucking the brains out of your hypnotised human harem to create more servants for the cult
why even go on desu

>>53305812
do the next best thing and join the dangles
if you're into boys that is

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>>53305761
Oh boy anon, you're really gonna set him off into DOUBLE AUTISM MODE now.

>>53305753
Is she actually a trap?
'Cos I thought it was some genius OC shopping.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12991769

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>>53305780
I couldn't stop myself from kekking out loud

>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to green texting
>Ok

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>>53305840

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Question regarding Primarines

How are they really formed? Because it says they are created at Mars, but what about the Dark Imperium completely cut off from the Solar System? Can they still have their Techbros build Primarine dispensers at their HQ or some such shit?

Can Primarines only be new recruits or can they, say, send their entire first company and upgrade them all to Primarines?

>>53305826
I'm not :c

>>53305840
>da
>gay traitors
yep, fell secretly to slannesh
luther fell so he could get some of that lion booty

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>>53305787
I miss when deathwing terminators where actually Indians who smoked the peace pipe and ditched their chapter to go purge a genestealer cult.

>>53305840
Oh my side exploded and my tearing in laughter at the office!

>>53305786
A post of mine is part of this unholy collage! What a time to be alive!

>>53305790

>*yawn*

That's all you have to say about how the DA are traitors?

Well I guess there isn't much counterargument, since it's pretty obvious if you read any DA lore that they are traitors and all their Chapter customs revolve around it.

>>53305828
What filter is this anyway?

>>53305790
ah so, most dishonoraburu anonymouses srander good name of dark anger

enemies of state must be destroyed for make benefit grorious peopres repubric

It's on.

>>53305840
>
LUL that one guy who says Dangles aren't gay

BTFO

>>53305819
You seem more butthurt than your ancestors after the rape of nanking

>>53305870
boring

>>53305874
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to calling out their race
Ok

>>53305872
Discord bot NotSoBot, command .magik

>>53305883
I actually haven't voted on the poll but ok.

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>>53305812
If you're attractive and a good actor we can LARP it

>>53305870
I'm impressed to how the fag is in this much denial.

Even if it was not true the amount of gay reference the DA have should make it clear

>>53305858
Is there no end to this autism and butthurt?

>>53305864
Holy FUCK that sounds awesome
...
I always wondered why they had all those feathers and indian stuff, while normal dark angels had a "monk-knight" aesthetic.

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>>53305840
>>53305858

>Now he has your IP

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>>53305840
Oh anon.

This thread is golden. Sorry for those who are tired, but I haven't had so much fun on /tg/ since forever.

Thank you too, dumb closeted shitposter.

>>53305907
The ride never ends anon.

>>53305876
twitch is still offline

>>53305923
FB is on.

>>53305893

Well there you have it. Even Autism-chan admits that they are traitors.

He'll fight to the death that they aren't gay, but even he can't deny the facts of their repeated betrayal of the Imperium.

>>53305894
i'd rather not disappoint somebody else

This may be changed in the future, but am I the only one who gets bugged by weapon options for biker characters.
I think it should be that you get one weapon option and one hand has to stay on the handlebar, having two lightning claws and not steering seems like a really bad idea

Wait, so the DA are gay meme is because the author the wrote the poem they are based off might have been a faggot? That is pretty weak. Do you guys think that everyone who listens to Wagner is nazi, haha? I think you guys, might be the autists.

>>53305893
>when you run out of fake pseudo-evidence so you resort to repeat posting
>Ok

>>53305858
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>ultimate founding
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>>53305858
>i don't have anything to say
>don't have the good sense to shut up
>call them plebbitors that should win my case

>>53305894
>I put on my robe and splorch

>>53305944
anon, anon, anon I don't think you get it
the only reason people are saying DA are gay is because it triggers people like you to no end

Oldmarines can be turned into primarines

Here we go

>>53305944
>Author is gay
>Dark Angels is literally a reference to a poem about being gay.
>The Rock is a gay club.