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The last song you listened to is now a magic spell, what does it do?

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The last song you listened to is now a magic spell, what does it do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxfoa23skHg

Dunno, a major divination spell that will tell you the whole story of a civilisation as their members remember it?
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>>53298240
By the Sword in My Hand- Tyr
Transforms the target into a warrior of equal level to him, with a +3 magic weapon, granting an additional d6 of health per level. The spell ends when the target is reduced to 0 health. The target then regains health equal to 1/2 level d6's.
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>>53298240
>Until There Is No End by Lorn
I'd imagine it would probably grant immortality at the cost of gradual loss of sanity and the inevitability of an eventual state of near-mindlessness.
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I'm not sure what fight fire with fire by Metallica would translate to
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC9h2bxaqns

Summons a Necromantic lord to rule over mankind.
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>>53298325
A deflection spell that doesnt protect you from damage, if someone kills you then you both fucking die.
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The Internationale.

It unites the human race, duh.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSuvPuQM7qc

Roll for san-loss, I presume.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKEondPdpk
Probably something biblical like showing you that what you were looking for was right in front of you the whole time.
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https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ

Epic level spell, summons 100 mounted warriors who immediately charge designated target

If outnumbered, all horsemen have advantage in attacks, weapons count as magical and gain damage resistance (all), while all enemy's attacks are at disadvantage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3spUetlno

uh... gold drain?
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn58DdKko_M

I think it is obvious what it does.
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Ekkosangen.

Boosts morale of allies to give them bonuses, and dazes enemies, I guess
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>>53298240
> I'm on a Boat by the lonely island

What do you think?
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>>53298752
summons 10D10 uncontrolled squirrels?
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>>53298749
Or, I guess, whatever you do, the people around you have to repeat
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>>53298240
Blind Guardian - Children of the Smith

Probably makes you grow a beard and go on a crusade with your brothers in arms.
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>>53298240
https://youtu.be/TVI7S6zKiBM

I'm not sure, it's pretty ambiguous.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YpAnaGTFGw

Bardic mass hysteria and memory fuckery, also known as "Summon Barfight"
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>>53298771
AUTOTUNED uncontrolled squirrels
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>>53298806
>LIFE FIBERS, SON
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https://youtu.be/yOzp7KPWJyg

Meh. Probably something like pic related.
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>>53298752
Grants your nautical-themed pashmina afghan a bonus to defense?
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Blind Guardian - A Dark Passage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ic5QudPTJg

It's some kind of Dominate spell, clearly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtO7EFQuwhk

Well, I guess it's going to trigger the singularity.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7g3RuoreRc

Last stand music, anyone?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8E5KnNPt4g

all who hear it exist at the point in the astral plane coterminous to their current location in the physical plane
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>>53298926
As for magical effects, counts as the spell Gentle Repose or something maybe?
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>>53298240

Those who fall asleep under it die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9XMnRT6r3s
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuiLCyO-oXE
I guess it summons Sun Wukong.

Everyone's fucked.
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>>53299038
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_8kx2BpbRVQ

Say when.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMUQr0UZiJs
Summons every allied competent fighter the caster knows. Useful in zombie apocalypses.
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Megaherz - Beiss Mich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSndJkUjzA

Makes the target fanatically and masochistically devoted to the caster, wanting the caster to kill/maim them.

Probably created by vampires, due to the target's fixation on wanting to be bitten by the caster.
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Twenty thousand men charge down a mountain and turn the tide.

*Spell effect is carried out, but often of little effect whilst in underground or aquatic settings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWkrQQly6xU
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>>53299464
I dunno, i can see turning the tide as a useful effect in an aquatic campaign
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>>53298240

> FFX, the song that plays in the Thunder Plains

Well I guess that's easy to figure out. Huzzah for lighting magic.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8

Tanks? I think I summon tanks
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>>53298240
>Cruel Angel's Thesis

I DON'T WANNA CAUSE THIRD IMPACT
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>New Orleans is Sinking, by The Tragically Hip

The land around you begins to sink and crumble, but everybody in the area of effect is silenced and cannot speak.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4
The setting is now under costly military occupation by the Soviet 40th Army. Nobody wins.
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>>53298240
RULES OF NATURE!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9N5X4q6Unc

I dunno what happens, but the world probably gets more magical and bittersweet.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-WGwJJj58
Either seals or bursts things open.
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>>53299464
>>53299539
Man, Sabaton has some below average music and some pretty terrible lyrics, but I still can't help but enjoy them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7IGVCR6bo4

When a group of people work passionately towards the same goal sing this song, they gain massive bonuses, but if one of them falters or loses passion for the goal, the whole group weakens until the offender is expelled.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nejeifZnPog

Sounds like it's a ritual that calls a horrible transdimensional entity's attention to us to do unspeakable things.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAmNiN2qoA

I get teleported to a metaphysical plane and have sex there for a thousand hours.
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>>53299829
I agree completely.
Its blatant in its storytelling and lacks any subtlety, but I'd be a liar if I said it doesn't get my blood flowing.
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>Lights Out by Screaming Females
So some kind of mass blinding spell? Could work.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLJeonzxVdo

Sounds like your typical charm person or love spell
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>>53298240
Major Tom, i cast you!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo
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>>53298240
I dunno, you tell me. What does this magic spell do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4
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>>53299930
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>>53298240
Shit, I guess this is technically a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkPet9dtl0

Bard ability: Bard dances around to woo a female. Has 0% chance on working on males. Failing to succeed in wooing the female gives a debuff to the Bards rolls on the target or other targets for 4 hours due to embarrassing himself on the dance floor.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wrvblgGP0

Does nothing on its own, but completely negates the cost of your next spell.
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>>53298260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pISzxdEgDCU
I'ma argue this to be the superior version. This guy really gets into the feel, for all that it's less orchestral.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx3KD9Xo1fg

A glamour, anyone looking at the caster is convinced it's actually someone disguised as the caster.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs
I HOPE YOU LIKE WARPSTORMS

ONCE MIGHTY CITIES NOW CRUMBLED AND TURNED TO SAND
HERE DWELT THE OLD SLAAN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwsndxT2wQc

Curiously enough it was a spell to begin with.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV_0yz_poD4

Summons Dire Metallic Bees from the realm of Ormagöden
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ2tIHfQ3vY
All affected fall into a state of crippling melancholy and chillness.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMTC3EDOU4

Probably a simple mending spell.
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https://youtu.be/yFWG3wzTXEw
buffs your rolls vs san-loss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1GD4soCnA

Probably summons big clouds of burning blood to rain down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DZIQavtS0g

I, uh... Alright then.
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>>53298240
>Parasomnia by Theatres de Vampires
A curse that causes nightmares, insomnia and madness.
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>>53298937
>>53299723
>>53299889
Good spells, would cast.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0imaSCnSuA

Shift target alignment towards Lawful Good, but in a kinky sort of way.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNL7Y_EjuhI
My magic spell is the OP to a Chinese cartoon about cute rural girls doing cute rural things. What the fuck does this spell even do? Does it make crops grow or some shit?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U

Kills music forever?
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>>53300699
*ED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CID-sYQNCew

When the legendary「Linked Horizon」skald sung this song, the army of undead were paralyzed with fear, even if they were mindless, death-cheating creatures. The army of mankind on the other hand, was bolstered with holy power and even the weakest soldier radiated with power of the god of Life when he saw how his servant's heart beat in unison with the rest of his kin, in the task of the holy crusade against the tides of evil!
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https://youtu.be/E2d4bj592ig

Summons 1d6 intelligent, talking crows who mock the subject and call into doubt any extraordinary abilities the subject might possess, demoralizing them and causing them to believe they do not possess said abilities for as long as the crows continue their jeer. A successful Will save negates the disbelief effect.
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>>53300721
You're a faggot but a cool faggot like Freddie Mercury.
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>>53300685
>Create a spell that's literally called "Take Me To Church".
>The spell doesn't take you to a church.

Fucking bards.
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>>53300702
Negates any healing or bardic abilities within a 120 foot range and summons a greater demon
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>>53300702
Effect: The day the music died

Negates any effects of song based magic spells and prevents the use of any other song based magic until this effect is dispelled by some other means.
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>>53298240
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7WsP1MDLOdA

I dunno some kind of divine channeling spell that fucks the minds of anyone who makes eye contact with me.
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>setting where the PCs play some of the setting's 'wizards'
>wizards only know one spell ever, based on a song a la this thread
>but they can cast it at will and it's inherent knowledge
would you play it?
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>>53298240
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELue28A9qJA

Barbarian/bard multiclass healing!!!!!
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYpSg4n6lGo

Well, kinda easy... it summons a group of bandits armed with sawn-off shotguns, cheap aks and teleporting grenades right in the flank of my enemy.
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i think this one should be obvious
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>We can carry a lot - wynardtage
Well that's rather self explanatory, ups your strength as a group for the purposes of carrying capacity. Perhaps something to allow easier transport of large volumes as well?
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>>53300764
>>53300795
seems overpowered desu
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>>53300752
Thanks anon: I like you too, man. I would play with you.
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Either it was either Pantera - Cemetery Gates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYw7FPB7CE
or
Nosferatu: The Night is Young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnQem7YWHZA

So, presumably it's a spell about crossing into the lands of the dead for a duration.
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Tangentially related but if songs are magic spells then which musician, that has ever existed throughout history, would win a free for all battle royal?
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>>53301156
Probably some death metal singer/band, as they tend to have the most agressive songs. Hell, "let the bodies hit the floor" alone would allow you to kill most other musicians.
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>>53301156
Weird Al would be the joke character that somehow manages to be really dangerous.

Beyond that I don't know.
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>>53301156
In my opinion, the musician that has the strongest supporters. If Trump supported Justin Bieber, for example, and Bieber told him to nuke something and he would do it, then Bieber would be the strongest because everyone else would be dead af
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>>53301556
Are you retarded or just illiterate?
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>>53298240
One use
Summons a big marine with friendly eyes who WILL save your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHICh8PoDu8

and reveals illusions I guess or something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2SW_MWBa6w

Induces crippling melancholy.
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>>53301409
Weird Al is Ditto, but better.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-gA81LB5KE

Basically Celerity from VtM. The extra actions for the turn aren't just regarded as you attacking the enemy more than once, they're regarded as you comboing them.
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Gimme All Your Lovin - ZZ Top

Classic charm person spell, with the added cosmetic effect that the caster grows a magnificent flowing biker beard for the duration of the spell
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I've been listening to "Be Yourself" by Audioslave a couple of times since i learned about Cornells death, so, it'd probably some spell that drops illusions and acting and forces people to be what they truly are.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZMu0-nL3Xo

Pretty straightforward: a great big Spelljammer spell, during which you travel into space. You'll need another spell to get anywhere else from there, though.
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>>53301576
Is there any difference between those things nowadays?
I mean have you met someone who's illiterate but not mentally disabled lately?
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>>53300848
No, but widen that to 'wizards learn a variety of spells with thematic relation to a song. ' and sounds boss. Gots ta have that player choice, y'know.
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>>53302111
Depends, do dindus count as mentally disabled?
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>>Full weeb
>>We gotta power DBZ intro
>>Turn Super Saiyan and make martials great again

I guess that worked out better than expected
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>>53298240
Summons a horse that can Polymorph Self at will.
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I'm not even a fan, but the lead singer just died so I nostalgically listened to it. Sorry, world!

Black Hole Sun
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>King Khan and the Shrines - Born to Die
Target is guaranteed to die eventually.
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>Echoes by Pink Floyd
Summons loud whale noises.
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>>53298240
ASP – Sanctus/Benedictus
Hmmmm...
Sanctifies the caster, reshaping him/her into an angel, holy, awe-inspiring and infallibly good.
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>Kill all the Gays
Uhhhhh
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kqQDCxRCzM
I don't even know
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>Prayers For Rain

Well that's kind of obvious.

>>53298806
Sanbika x Rules of Nature when
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i'm the bomb - electric six


gain fire immunity until the start of your next turn, everyone in an X large radius makes a save to take half damage. does Yd8 fire damage.
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>voodoo chile blues by Jimi Hendrix
Caster has a really good time for about 15 minutes.
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>>53302560
It's actually a long and rather involved ritual designed to banish away the Blue Demon Seamus of the Bark.
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Back Pocket by Vulfpeck.
Targets fall in love like they're 9 again.
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>>53298240

>Young, Dumb, and Broke by Khaled

fuck
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>>53298240
Last thing I listened to was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gxjl1NSiSQ last night in response to some OTHER thread.
Simple answer would be to create said stone, of course. Or maybe just all the bullshit that goes with it, which is what the lyrics are about.
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https://youtu.be/9Ly0oIDkUkc
Causes all enemies to have dreamlike hallucinations for a while, maybe?
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>>53298240
Animation of furniture

It animate the furniture
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>>53300016
Is D-Rok the only warhammer associated band where you can understand what the hell the vocalist is saying?

https://youtu.be/LE1wSSZ-iFs
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XhapXC9OEg
Probably makes homunculi like you more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJQ9j8XRu0g

Curses you for 1000 years, then transposes your campaign to Maid RPG.
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Pink Guy - Help

Honestly I really don't know what to think
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Fremdgehen by K.I.Z

Makes the target go cheat on their partner, or if we just go off the name maybe something like walking trough another plane of existence to travel.
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https://soundcloud.com/personalpong/fuck_you_its_a_surprise

I pray the Lord have mercy on my soul, though I know I deserve it not.

It would probably be a party buff, increasing resistance to fear and adding divine energy to attacks.
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99 red ballons

A mass death spell
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>>53300699

Considering the show, it probably gives you bonuses to WIS.

https://youtu.be/9D-QD_HIfjA

>when the GM gives the Thief a little bit too much treasure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

I don't know but it's sure to be beautiful.
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Severely cripples the powers of deities in the vicinity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xsmeReoSAY&list=RDMM3xsmeReoSAY
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4BL0CxK24
Ike! Tiger Mask!
Auto success on your next three grapple attempts?
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>>53298240
Right now I'm listening to Tenacious D's Tribute.
Pretty sure there are already high level Demon Banishing spells.
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>>53298806
I never thought I could like something like this.
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>>53300721
>There's a season 2 of Attack on Titan
Slowpoke, I know, but when the fuck did that happen?
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>>53301156
I would think one of the classic pianists would probably pull in the win, based solely on range.
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>>53305603
One or two months ago, approximately
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>>53298240
Sisters of Battle hmkids. Grants holy fury?
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUMiEkMjtOQ

I dunno. Heals people even though they dont deserve it I guess..?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-fgoDdZBcA

Rolls to seduce fucking everything.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wl5BbUg05M

I-I don't know where to start.
Twisted reality or induce hallucinative paranoia ? You cast it on a poor lad and he's on the trippiest high of his life for a few hours. He does not like it.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc
Now I have the power to summon endless hordes of red army peasant soldiers with mosin nagants .

Vodka and Potatoes for everyone.
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Last track of my "stay awake to push the deadline" list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTGtmMbayk
Could have been worse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYm-dT24iRY
>When you suck at Shadow Run.
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Not too sure. Might make someone into a monk of equal level for the duration of the spell or if their already a monk doubles their damage and removes flurry penalties for the duration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
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>>53307163
The thought of my song has made me come up with a new class.

The Commumancer which is someone that can use arcane spells to bring forth the Red Army by rending the souls from the bodies of liberal arts degree students.

Special class features include: Not true communism, which allows you to give up your true name so that no one can permanently bind you through magical means.
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Welt aus Eis by Paysage d'Hiver

A cold fog covers everything in a skin of ice and frost, freezing everything into a state of perpetual stasis that cannot be undone until the ice melts or is shattered. Fire-based beings have some resistance to the eventual freezing.
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>>53298240
You wa shock, movie version.

A lot of people are going to explode on 10 seconds
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>Ace of Spades
buff to checks related to gambling, i guess
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>>53304278
target:self
save or die
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XVATLAuYWU

You wither and die slowly, but in a most beautiful manner. Everone nearby can't help but stare in awe and wonder as you waste away.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHcF1aJhJbc

I think this one should be obvious
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Skillet - Monster

I guess it's like a spell that inflicts rage and mental degeneration in exchange for monstrous physical power.
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>>53298240
>The Mundane and the Magic

Uuuh.. going by lyrics it makes people kind of schizophrenic, but like they want it to be that way? This was kind of a shit song to get.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHRqHfT9Nfo

>Bard: "I'd like to cast animate dead"
>GM: "You don't have that spell, do you?"
>Bard: "No, but I do have an idea."
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>>53298240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RmcmwD-rOM
I guess it summons Raistlin Majere?
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>>53298240
>poetic pitbull revolutions
I honestly don't have any idea.
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>>53308527
>not We Raise the Dead by Bloodbound

Shiggy
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>>53298240

Cannibal Corpse- Followed Home then Killed.

The mage summons a being of necromantic energy, Target must save vs Death or suffer 2D10 slashing damage per round.
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>>53298240
So was anybody listening to that one song where the dude looks at his enormous penis or was that just me.....?
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>>53307636
Underrated.
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>>53298240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w

Er, opens a gate into the Twilight Zone?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Ns7TArhHI
'About What Is Most Terrifying' by RD-Sounds.
It spreads information about the Chimera, a terrifying beast that you should know about lest you get eaten.
Wrong information. Since the Chimera is essentially a lie-elemental, this makes it stronger.
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>>53298240
>Spectrum by Florence & the Machine
Color Spray, maybe?
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>>53298240
>Resist and Bite-Sabaton
Grants a bonus to resisting mind-affecting abilities and also damages the person attempting to influence you.
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>>53301156
I'd say viking metal since they can basically summon valhalla ghosts and then chop you in half with an axe.
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>>53304152
I mean I understood iron warriors by HMkids. But most of their songs aren't english so I dont know if they are understandable.
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>>53298240
Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash

It's literally a ring of Fire
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>>53298240
https://youtu.be/Cb_YpEnX2QQ
It causes you to fall in love with Jodie Foster.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id5wEaxOVL0
otto's irresistible dance mixed with a moral bonus for allies.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5RYxsdVJOw

Bleed

Level: 3
Casting time: 1 action
Range: 60 ft.
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous

You point your finger at a target within range. The target must make a DC 14 Wisdom check. If failed, the target takes 1d8 psychic damage and 1d4 slashing damage as wounds open across their body. These wounds deal an additional 1 damage for 1d4 rounds after the spell has been cast.

At higher level:
When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 5th level or higher, the damage increases by an extra d8 and d4 for the psychic and slashing damage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIK3G7VuqXM
Allows travel inbetween alternate timelines.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVT-8ONyKtY

A spell that grows in destructive power relative to the tech level of humanity. At high tech levels, it becomes too powerful to control.
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>Ocean man by The Ween
Transforms the caster into an avatar of the god of the oceans, granting swim speed, water breathing, abyssal language and a +2 to swim checks
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FdATpPUKeLw

Caster may designate one living ally as their Champion. If the Champion is within 10ft of either the caster OR an enemy, caster gains stealth for 1d6 rounds. If the Champion is both within 10ft of an enemy and the caster, the caster may cast any spell without using up a spell slot/any material components for 1d10 rounds or until the Champion moves away, whichever is shorter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_dObrc7Lpw

Ritual of Synchromancy for advanced tactics
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ReoBHchCwNw

I can only assume large amounts of whatever the areas highest form of currency rains from the sky.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I99BkX3sYa0

Welp, I know almost nothing of Japanese, so no clue.
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPGoSMwLsWI

Small damage-boost for a good duration
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>"Somebody to Love" - Queen
Either incantation while brewing a love potion
Or a summoning spell for an incubus with bard levels
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The Riddle by Nik Kershaw

Probably a confusion or anti-scrying spell.
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>>53298240
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

It, uh, summons a giant robot. Exalted style.
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https://youtu.be/eHJ7An2CMB4

It just works.
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>>53299568
Well, that's too bad, because you're gonna cause EVERY IMPACT!
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It was either Ohio by Neil Young, which would probably summon an army of automatons, with the provision that if they're summoned near a place of learning, it requires four innocents souls to cast.

Or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
which either summons a dire beaver/porcupine hybrid, or summons three cowboy automatons to deal sonic damage by way of YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEHEHE HEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53298240
https://youtu.be/9K7rmxjk5RQ
uhhh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k

Causes everyone to dance to it?
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>>53298240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLDazyvMMGw
Fucked if i know, perhaps allows me to talk to the dead
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>>53298240
Cows with Guns. This should be fun.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIgQj30Sy8I

Spawns 5d20 angry highlander who indeed could wield the claymore?
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>>53298240
>Kagayaku Ouja Dolgiran from Space Sheriff Gavan
Summons a fuck ass giant space dragon.
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>>53298240
Sweet Victory By David Glen Eisley

I would imagine it kills everything within a certain range without fail, or makes it so the entire party succeeds at every dice roll for a certain amount of time.
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>>53298240
>Life Will Change
I guess it's some kind of mind control spell
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQY_KnEBmvo&list=PLgl7Mi9fdgRDLz25zhtrlpZl_SuIlFZ-t&index=11

All party members suddenly feel a sense of mighty comrade, equip platemail and guitar-axes and romp their way downtown.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch8Zq10_luA
Collateral damage and paperwork, but it's catchy as fuck.
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well, fug
the name of the song already relates to spells, but wtf would this even do? lisergic trips?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ouPGGLI6Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXre0oW59Us

Summons some sort of Female Undead Assassin
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>Pink Guy - Nickelodeon Girls
My spell immediately forces Dan "Spread 'Em Wider" Schneider to, and I quote, "bring all my bitches back."
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> The War Cant of Mars
Well, I guess I can summon a skittari regiment at will or something.
I have uses for that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_QY3xsLQNI

Every Jerrycuck within the vicinity takes 10d10+50 fire damage with no saves allowed
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>>53298240
Lake Shore Drive.
Magical LSD time >>53298260
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>>53298240
"All along the tower."

It summons a tower full of women, servants, a princess on top and loads of free wine. Feels comfy, but the prolong use leads the user to eventually fall to a mental disorder and/or paranoia driven by a need to escape this place.
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>Shaved Off His Beard
Targeted bearded man gains massive defensive bonuses, possibly a straight up immortality.
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>>53298240
>No love by Death grips.
What does it do?
My creative thoughts are being wrecked by this heatwave.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIW64eJr_Oc

>Bull’s Strength
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It wakes the eldritch entity known as 'Boo'.
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Saideira by Skank.
Summons beer, I guess.
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>>53298240
- Summons the Avatar of Oblivion
BLACK HOLE SUN
BLACK HOLE SUN
RIP Cornell
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-i0tS-REco&ab_channel=Radnaut

Removes all bonuses and maluses from the caster for a round, I suppose?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDyNl_sh4I

Either one of those 'Origin of Species' epic spells, or a very powerful buff spell.
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>>53310546
And shoot the President?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7KiRgPnwko

I can summon cute things now
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>>53298240
Windhand - Two Urns

"I will put you in the ground"
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