Have you begged your Tau overlords for forgiveness today /tg/?

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>>53293577
>everyone else is inferior to the Tau
Now that's the funniest joke I've heard all day.

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>>53293577
No(m).

Eldar here, my scatbikes havent seen any t'''au boiholes lately. You know you're only allowed to shitpost after your daily rough fucking anon

>>53293577
Prediction: Orks and Tau will trade places in the meta. Those "Better Shooting rules" they released are going to become Trap options in the context of the new ruleset and meta.

>>53293577
yes

>>53293577

>only 1 scoop

Jokes on you, Emperor gets 2 Scoops

Does this trigger you Commie xeno scum?

>>53293577
Is that a vagina on your head Mr Tau?

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>>53299119
I smell Slaanesh...

>>53299105
>one scoop of vanilla on a cardboard cone
Aun'va's Socialist Feast

>>53299105
The hollow portion of the cone is filled with your choice of chewy candy.

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>Tau

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>>53293577
Even your rebellious schism group is underwhelming.

I think the Tau should begin the construction of some Dyson Spheres. Show their advancement into the early stages of DAOT.

>>53293577
Tau women sure do own the tabletop when i have them bent over it anon.

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>>53293577
>Lost an entire expansion fleet to a warpstorm because they're that desperate to stroke their own egos

>Fourth Sphere Expansion
>>Casualties: All
>>Kills: None

>>53302175
>Lost an entire expansion fleet to a warpstorm because they're that desperate to stroke their own egos
>Fourth Sphere Expansion
>>Casualties: All
>>Kills: None
Fucking this. At least the Orks were able to kill a lot of shit when they charged headfirst into the Eye of Terror in a Daemon-killing WAAAGH!

>>53302175
>Implying it was a big expansion fleet
>Implying they're all dead or killed nothing
>Implying it's not just a way to get Your Dudes out of their corner of Segmentum Ultima

>>53304553
>>Implying it was a big expansion fleet
It's an Expansion Fleet following the 3rd expansion, which was the most aggressive/largest one before the great rift opened up, so yeah, it was probably a big expansion Fleet.
>>Implying they're all dead or killed nothing
Tau don't tend to handle the warp well. They dead anon. You should hope they're dead. Otherwise you might be looking at 'Chaos Tau' coming back to the Tau empire at some point. You do NOT want that. If it didn't go well for the Imperium, it definitely won't go well for the blueberries either.

>>53304710
>>53302175
Do their ships have gellar fields? Also GW says they will appear somewhere else in the galaxy so no they're not dead anon they will appear somewhere random and give the imperium a headache.

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>>53306511
>Do their ships have gellar fields?
From what I have read no. They only skim the surface of the warp in short jumps. Now however it seems some of them may have "sank" on their voyage.

Who knows what condition they will be in when they pop back to the surface.

>>53307051
>Who knows what condition they will be in when they pop back to the surface.
Since they don't have a gellar field equivalent, I doubt that fleet will be coming back as Tau and not 'Daemon-infested Tau ships'.

Unless you're an Ork, you're pretty much screwed if you get lost in the Warp without gellar fields.

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>>53293577

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>>53307051
>>53308090
>>53306511

Best case scenario we get chaos tau to prove they arn't immune to the warp. Worst case they appear somewhere important in the Imperium and now we have two areas infested with commmie xenos filth.