Can I join your party?

This party is BYOE, so if you did, time to get lit!

If you are a woman, we will go along swimmingly.
Now here is a bowl of eggs.

Wot about different kinds of eggs? Do you eat ostrich eggs? Quail eggs? Human eggs?

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>>53292828
This is the only place the thread could go.

>>53292849
Any egg.
I don't care how I eat it too.
Raw.
Scrambled.
Hard boiled.
Aslong as its eggs.

>>53292828
I am male.
Thank you for the eggs.
I'll save these for later.

>>53292732

I'm sure that we can supplement your supply with the eggs of monsters we kill.

...that might mean kobold eggs. They okay?

>>53292927
Any egg is good.

>>53292944
Alright then, welcome aboard baby-eater.

>>53292984
I will eat those aswell if they are inside an egg.

>>53292732
>Only eggs can sustain me.
EXPLAIN THIS HERESY!

>>53292915
Get away from my seduction bowl of eggs.

>>53293090
have you ever succeeded in seducing a woman with a bowl of eggs?

>>53293078
No

>>53293090
I refuse

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I also only eat eggs.
Well met brother.

>>53293115
CLEARLY YOU ARE A VROCK IN DISGUISE!

>>53293173
I am human.
My father is human.
My mother is human.
My great great grandfather was an elf though but he was killed for impregnating a human.
>>53293158
Hello Gnoll.

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>>53292732
>Only eggs can sustain me.
>Do not question this.

I've got my eye on you.

>>53293206
What about easter eggs
Do you eat those

>>53293228
I understand completely.
>>53293230
No.
Those are usually choclate.
I only eat eggs.

>>53293206
Hello people

>>53293376
How are you Gnoll?

>>53292732
I mean, I've got no problem with you, but we already have a human male greatsword fighter who's player doesn't like things threatening his snowflake's status quo so if you manage to kill him I'll reward you with no fewer than one-hundred eggs from a variety of species.

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>>53293548
I shall eradicate him.

>>53292732
Is that why you're THE SIZE OF A BAAAAARRRRRRGE?

>>53293614
I'm a pretty big guy.

>>53292732
so can we pay you with eggs.no gold just eggs

>>53293678
That's acceptable.

>>53293690
welcome aboard then whats your name good sir

>>53293702
Sir Vaugham the Cursed.

>>53293737
um cursed with what
it involves eggs don't it

>>53293756
Yes.

>>53293765
explain
you can still join our party but explain this curse

>>53292732
game grumps is shit and so is oneyng

>>53293780
....
I was cursed by a swamp wizard.
Only eggs will let me survive.
Anything else I vomit up.

>>53292732
>I only eat eggs
>a warrior who only only eats a cheap and easy to obtain reliable source of protein without extra fluff to weaken him

now this is a man who has his priorities straight take fuckin' notes everyone

>>53293819
what did you do to be cursed by this swamp wizard

>>53293809
What?

>>53293835
I killed him.
He cast it as he died.
He really thought that out didn't he?

>>53293871
ah well you can still join our party sir Vaugham and we shall pay you in eggs

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>>53293891
Yay...

>>53293871
Can you make Eggs Woodhouse?

>>53293933
No...

>>53293946
Can we find someone who can?

How do you prefer to eat your eggs? Very important question.

>>53293960
Maybe

>>53293920
How well can you work in groups or are you a more solo egg hunter

>>53293964
Any way.
Raw included.

>>53293987
I work very well with a team.

>>53293386
Eh, I'm ok.

>>53294010
That's good.

>>53293995
The correct answer was with your mouth. We learned from that mistake last time we hired a nostril eater, ever seen a man snort a bowl of soup before? It's rather bothersome. Don't worry, we'll call you back.

>>53294010
So Gnoll would you wish to join my party as well all i need is your name

>>53294082
Oh.
Okay.