/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>53284346
Newfag here can someone explain why CYOA threads are found throughout /tg like cancer?

>>53284709
Because it's where it was decided they belong, most likely because moot hates /tg/ but also because it's slightly roleplay-esque.

>>53284709
they are the /hsg/ of /tg/. it wasn't always like this. it used to be about posting cool builds and fun. then everyone became namefags, and all anyone cared about was waifus.

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Hate to do an update for this, but all my spelling errors got in the way of the flow, Sorry if anyone preferred it with the spelling errors. This should be the last time I need to do this.

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>>53284709
There's generally only 4 cyoa threads on at time.
There's /cyoag/, Jumpchain, Towergirls, and Accidental Magical Girl.
Out of 150 threads, it's hardly overbearing, unless you're easily triggered or something.

And they're on /tg/ because it's the best fit for them.

>>53284801
What's with all the lolis? I want my 2D women grown, dammit! This is not the future I fought for!

>>53284769
>Pocket Watch
>Stopping Watch
I like the hypno thing. (No not for lewds for therapy, money and influence)
The time stop thing is a bit of a let down for me, I don't want to age faster than other people.

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>>53284790
I like the intro. It's fun.
>Shotgun
>Knife
>Pistol
Grenades and sniper rifles are too impersonal.
>Sara
Attempted rape, breaking and entering, assault of an unconscious person. Yes yes I get what the description means. I might be dumb but I'm not stupid. I'm playing along.
>Aria
I can't not. That is hilarious writing.
My god are these good. I only picked these two because they were the first two I read, because they're all so good.

Oh lord is this writing fun. If the cyoa looked better it might be my favorite. Jesus christ. I can't even pinpoint just one I like the most.

I'll probably be banned for posting gore but that's okay, I'll live. It's the only picture I have that fits.
I like this anon. It's lighthearted and told from an obviously unstable narrator. Those are my favorite narrators.
Man if I could I'd write a satire cyoa.

>>53285349
C, it's the best option, you can basically shape a world however you wish and make yourself as powerful as you want independently of the cyoa posted.

>>53285349
A

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Do cyoas ever make you feel inadequate?

>>53285447
When I think about how I can't rend mountains with my battleaxe, yes.

>>53285451
>Titan

What's the drawback?

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>>53285457
You can't? Wtf are you even doing here, nerd?

>>53285466
You'll look like a total douchebag.

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>>53285447

Certainly so!

>>53285488
Why?

>>53285447
Bro I feel inadequate just getting up in the morning.
But seriously yeah. I remember a cutesy "stranded on an island" CYOA that made me feel inadequate. Because all the companions and waifus are more competent and useful than me in that situation.

>>53285494
Because you already do anon.

>>53285505
Then isn't my choice irrelevant?

>>53285466
The daily wormhole to a death world thing is the drawback anon. And before you say "but I don't care about other people why would I intervene" if you don't anything the whole world's gonna be ded and you'll be stranded on an empty dead world.

>>53285510
Nah for the other options you can either change your appearance, or never be seen by anyone ever again.

>>53285517
Technically you could argue that a steady stream of otherworldly murder fauna could provide food relief to Earth and that humanitu might find great knowledge in analyzing their remains. A common enemy would do wonders for the world though.

This could really unite us.

>>53285546
Sure you can choose to see it like that.

Is it unrealistic to assume cyoag would become a force of good if the posters here received capeshit powers?

>>53285572
Yes. Why do you ask?

>>53285585
Just a cyoa idea rushing through my mind.

Which authorfag is the Nasu of /cyoag/?

>>53285572
I think it would be unrealistic to think that it would be a force for anything but chaos. Sure there's some good here, and there's some evil, and some straight up dickishness. On the upside if cyoag did get capeshit powers we could cover all the roles from villain to hero to just trying to stay out of it.

>>53285572
I'm sure enough of us would be petty, useless, or reclusive enough that the extreme minority of people willing to do good could even out the majority willing to do bad. Mostly when you add the contrarians and hipsters who will constantly flock to the losing side - that group would make it even by default.

>>53285597
Beri, unironically.

Most of his cyoas are interconnected and he just loves to add new mechanics and lore with each one. The Beriverse is a mess.

>>53285572
>"You can't have the same Powers as me, go pick something else"
>"fuck you, faggot"
>rage fueled demi-god brawls ensues, destroying cities in their Wake.

>>53285572
Depends on the potency of the powers. Depends if SDA gets his powerkiller power. Depends if the edgelords can swap their powers for a pocket dimension.
I wouldn't do much but it obviously depends on what I get. I don't need anything so I wouldn't need nor want to draw attention to myself. The best power for me would be some low-key mind control so I don't have to pay for food.

>>53285629
You're a despicable human being.

>>53285651
Most of us are, or are at least asocial/antisocial/maladjusted that's why it's a bad idea to give us superpowers.

What differentiates /cyoag/ people from the general pop?
Males are also way overrepresented right? And people with free time and an internet connection.

>>53285651
Okay?

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>>53285572
I'd immediately sign up to cape out but I fear I'd be out numbered by edgelords.

>>53284847
Weren't there power armor threads as well? I remember seeing them at some point.

>>53285607
>Beriverse
How many authorfags even have their own universes? Beri, Scientist, Highlander, who else?

>>53284967
I'd blame that Ben Garrison fellow. He must love little girls.

>>53285329
I'm glad you liked it, that means a lot.
Though I have to thank other anons for a lot of those intro lines, they came up with all but the last generic anime girl quote.

Is your picture using a 10/22?

>>53285782
Imaginos has a shared universe at least between Dream Prince and Hygiene Magic

>>53285782
Italic has a shared universe.

>>53285572
I would love nothing more than to fight in the name of justice and light, not for the sake of helping others, but because I gain a great deal of enjoyment from pissing off evil, tyranical, or just dickish people by being an over the top chuuni and corny.

>>53285607
I always pretend like they're different instances just because that works better as there's not all those contradictions.

>>53285822
Ah yes, this is where I first heard of folk metal. I love that shit.

>>53285822
Does Gothic Metal let you choose passives from other genres?

>>53285822
>no sludge or stoner metal
>no FUCKING HEAVY METAL

This still bothers me.

>>53285851
There's black metal, but not death metal. Ah well, at least best subgenre is there.

>>53285822
Why is there no Christian Metal?

>>53285595
>Just a cyoa idea rushing through my mind.
Sounds pretty cool. What're your ideas so far?

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>>53285951
You're kidding, right?

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Why isn't her personality more Aries-like?

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>>53285851
Yeah how FUCKING DARE HE not include ALL genres!!!!! HE should fucking KILL HIMSELF!!!!

>>53286002
DEEPEST

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>>53285822
I'm going to be a paladin of metal

>Symphonic Metal

>Storm the Sorrow: All powers, 4 points
>Scales: All powers, 4 points
>Mother of Light: All powers, 4 points

>Ascomanni
>All racial powers: 9 points


>Set of Armor 2 points
>Camping Gear 1 point
>Melee Weapon

Travelling the lands doing good in the name of the Red Lady and Metal

>>53286001
I enjoy my music without blasphemy. Thank you very much.

>>53286002
>big boobs
>likes riding poles
>is a fluffy sheepgirl
>into light bondage
I don't even need to read her letter or any of the other girls.

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>>53286098
>picking your life partner based on cup size, looks, and fetishes

>>53286067
DEUS VULT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDbaah9DQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPdFjZX1s_Y

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>>53286067
>metal
>without blasphemy

Guess it's your choice to have shit taste in music.

>>53286128
It's not a choice you fucking disgustig bigot, they are BORN THIS WAY.

>>53286128
such rebel many wow

>>53286128
see
>>53286108

>>53286128
I hope you enjoy your eternity in Hell for listening to the Devil's music.

>>53285772
IF a cyoa has

A. signifigant pvp
and
B. a massive amount of fanbase/builds

They generally become their own "thing" and thus require their own thread for containment, to give room to breathe.

Power armor was huge for a very very long time till it died down and was reabsorbed.

Same with magical realm.

The newest thing is the magical girl, as far as I know. I do remember quietanon briefly having his own thread though.

>>53286106
>trusting what someone you've never met says to you in a letter when they need to win you over

>>53286144
see
>>53286108
>listening to trash metal

>>53286178
then post your shit nigga

>>53286106
well, to be fair, those are all important.

>>53286194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8LvuJHl3s0
This song alone is better than the others put together

Fight me

>>53284346
Derelict Station CYOA:
Profession:
>Research and Development: Biological Technician
Habitation Suit:
>Environmental Aesculapius Preserver
Augmentation:
>Somatic Stem Platelets
>Star Child
>Pheromone Diffusion
Suit Specific Augmentations:
>Aesculapius Gene Therapy Nodule
Weapons:
Primary Weapon:
>Electric Arc Conductor
Sidearm:
>Unidentified Gun
Utility Weapon:
>Contaminant Canister
Location:
>Medical Bay
Companions:
>Station Outcast Alexei
>The Flesh Watcher
>Unrotting Failure

>>53285451
Hikikomori

>>53286262
Why no Titan?

>>53286281
Not comfy enough.

>>53286225
I enjoyed that, but it's not significantly better or worse than the four posted before. maybe you should broaden your horizons fampai

>>53286298
It's not my fault your taste a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>53284769

Japanese Snackfood
Magical Sugar
Fountain of Youth
Million Dollar
Lucky horseshoe

>>53285572
I would fight for good! Though my way of "fighting for good" would probably be more like "assisting charity organizations" than "punishing evil villains." I'm more about fighting institutional corruption, poverty, environmental degradation, and lousy public policy of all kinds. So probably more reading than punching. Unless the punching was really necessary.

>>53285822
There's a page 2

I'm on a druid/cleric kick guys, are there any good cyoas where I can build those? It can be just a part of the cyoa, like Hero Academy or something

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>>53286147
I will. Demongirls are the best.

Is there a way to make an interesting cyoa with Kaleidoscope tier powers?

>>53286397
I've got bugdom, if you don't mind being a bug. besat taming + dew magic + survival is basically what your looking for right?

>>53286439
sounds good!

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>>53286508
Also posting this build for it. I think I've made a couple, but htis is the only one I saved.
>Name: Gor
An emperor scorpion from the great sands.
>Body
Crawling
Stinger
Pincers
+Shell

>Skills
Melee Combat x2
Survival x2
Shielding x2

>Specials
Chrysalis
Free Drinks

>Comrades
Fildenex
Firanar
Crinsk
Irikav
Mezwa

>Quests
Hive War
Spider Queen
Ant Infiltration
Spider's Trap

Don't mind us, we're just your average arachnid adventurers. We're on a quest to keep the truce in place, even if no body in bugdom or the weblands thinks of us as heroes for it.

>>53284725

Who?

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>>53286435
Depends on your definition of interesting. I like CYOAs which act as prompts for daydreaming and bad fiction so my answer would be yes.

>>53285792
Not that anon, but looks like it. Not the best choice for self defense, but probably fine for killing people (plus you can carry more ammo).

Interestingly, some of the jihadist groups in Bangladesh seem to have realized this and are using .22 LR sub machine guns, which are also easier to manufacture.

>>53285451
>>53285400
Titan, marvel universe.
Hopefully someone there would figure out a permanent solution

>>53286590
Pretty smart. Would you become a superhero? With your power-set you'd be in the top tier I think.

>>53286434
It looks like she smashed that wall in the process of pinning that nerd. He better get out of there before his pelvis is similarly smashed.

>>53286434
Interestingly, we have a half-dozen CYOAs to be a succubus, but 0 that are all about choosing different succubus waifus with their own reasons to drain your semen.

>>53286645
Most of us are adults who shy away from topics involving busty women designed to drain our semen for magical purposes.

>>53285572
How many people who do the best they can with what they have wind up here?

>>53286669
Doesn't sound like an adult thing to do desu

>>53286690
All of them?

>>53286620
>Would you become a superhero?
Yes but I'd be a lazy one, I'd leave my contact info to some of the big shots there and tell them to call me only if shit gets real (so every other day probably).

>>53286690
I'm going to take the bait. There's three archetypes of people here basically.

The comfies who live life on easy mode for whatever reason and desire adventure cyoas to spice up their life.

The tortured who live life on hard mode and desire comfy cyoas to at least pretend there is some form of respite for them.

The virgins and degenerates who firmly believe sticking their penis in a vagina will ascend their soul to Heaven. They want waifus.

I'd say there's plenty of people here who work hard irl.

>>53286730
I don't think that's quite true, Barry.

>>53286770
I desire waifus and adventure and to be the waifu and sometimes just to be fucked a lot, and I want to be the big bad villain who conquers the world and bends it to my whim.

I like everything.

>>53286731
are there any waifus in the marvel universe?

>>53286788
My verdict: you are an autistic loser who is only pain on the inside but manages to live an outwardly comfortable life without much hardships.

How correct am I?

>>53285572
i can't talk about others but i'd most likely be a force of evil. Not cartoonishly or over the top but I don't see myself not doing my own interests and putting others above myself.
Ultimately it would depend on the power I get, if I get something I could exploit for my own benefit avoiding repercussions you can bet your ass I would.
I could end up doing good too, if my power would be had to use without getting caught or if the good guys were too strong i would just join them.

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I require more lewd cyoas

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>>53286800
There's plenty of women in Marvel if that's what you want.

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>>53286770
>ascend their soul to Heaven
For God! Than waifus.

>>53286731
>>53286821
I meant would >>53286590 pick a waifu once he's basically the Superman of Marvel?

>>53286344
Good sir, i heartily approve. I would join you on such a endeavour. (but to confess i would need you to talk me out of going Rorschach next time someone goes too far). i suffer from PTSD and children being harmed triggers it. my friends named it "hulking out"

>>53286803
senpai I've been in and out of a psychiatric office so much I'd definitely know if I was autistic. Consensus is negative on that one.

Rest is true tho

>>53286770
I could fit myself in all three archetypes

>>53286800
Not really. Most girls in comic books are like, giga sluts out of a soap opera.

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>>53285260

Got rid of man parts because ew.

Eedra Nasok, Desire of All

Genitalia
>Vagina (1)
>Embellishments
>Lubrication
>Musculature
>Cilia
>Lumen
>Plush (x3)
16

Shape
>Enticing
16

Chest
>Cursed
18

Influences
>Kleptozoological
>Oversaturated
>Pseudodevascent
>Metapsychological
21

Face
>Regal
21

Flourishes
>Ouroboros Metabolism
>Godly Cleanliness
>Lactation
>Bountiful
>Nurturing
>Aphrodisiac
>Gate to Ecstasy mouth
>Reproductive Channel
>Plush (x3)
>Embellishments
>Lubrication
>Musculature
>Cilia
>Lumen
>Puzzle Genitalia
>Carnal Atmosphere
50

Strategy
>Brooding
50

Dowry
>Title (1)
>Nuptial Torc
>Primordial Woad
>Abyssal Ink
>Celestial Charms
>Regal Array
59

Bonds
>Sensual Ritualists
>Prime Mate
71

Urges
>Mating Dance
>Throne's Shadow
>Cerebral Recurve
>Mental Morass
>Spoiled
68

Stigmata
>Stigma of the Crystal Heart
68

Ambition
>Desire of All Hearts
>Cherished Carnal Treasure
70

Pedigree 1
Status 1
Allure 14

Eedra's most ardent desire was to be wanted and loved by all. So Teiatat gifted her with an unnatural and supremely beautiful form and demeanor that would awaken love, lust, and jealousy in all who beheld her. She was meant to be a gift to the most loyal courtiers and brides, but that hasn't lasted long. Eedra has changed hands many times as intrigue and even war have followed her everywhere. Very few who behold her can contain themselves for long from trying to seduce or seize her. Though at times this makes her situation difficult, it is mostly to her liking. She is wanted by all and taken to many different worlds to see many wondrous things and gifted amazing treasures to please her.

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>>53286800
The women are basucally superpoweted pornstars. The guys are unironically toptier.

I swear I'd become a villain just to molest their glutes through those spandex outfits.

>>53286821
Now i want a cyoa where i can create my own hulk waifu

>>53286842
I'm not that familiar with marvel, i've only watched the movies.
If I had to pick a waifu based on that i'd probably pick the asgardian chick in the Thor movies, off the top of my head.

>>53286898
Wow! Shit taste.

>>53286876
Super heroes generally are way more moral than the heroines, yes.

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>>53285447
I give myself infinite points so i can create a perfect existence i can imagine myself in to escape real life even for a blissfull minute.

So yes

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>>53286898
Sif, the one who's thirsty for Thor's big hammer?

also would you bother to have a secret identity?sorry I'm endlessly curious

>>53286903
>Wow! Shit taste.
Well I mean, there are not many other, it's either Black widow (shit tier), Scarlet witch or mutants and muggles.

>>53286922
Yeah, I guess you're right.

Marvel just kinda sucks.

>>53286922
Marvel has turned shit tier so all of them are shit taste

Shame really

Where does Vignette pic come from and does it live up to her.

>>53286906
Exactly. Superheroes are for some reason all hunky supermodels with personalities almost as beautiful as their faces.

They're top tier!

>>53286952
>her (male)
kagerou project

>>53286952
Kozakura Marry.

>>53287036
Please kill yourself degenerate.

>>53284755
>Architectureal
Art Deco
>Location
Ground floor
>Local Business
Gunrunners Depot
Heretics Library
Lost and found (Finding memories will be immeasurably useful)
Crazy Dans supplies.
>Furniture & Appliances
Vending Machine
First Aid Kit
Telepathic Landline
Local Channels (No interdimensional TV?)
Multi Fauceted Sink
Sentient Microwave
>Friendly Tenants
Yarn Spiders
Veteran Kowallski
Bearded Chronicler
Ancient Witch Irina
Father Alyosha
Paranormal Maniac
Gargoyle
Demon Falfarafax
Stair standing stones
Housefather
>Paranormal Phenomena
Gravity Anomaly
Open Door day
Tenant Guidelines
Mandelbrot Tiles
Unremarkable Jack

I've run out of time to choose any more.

>>53286770
I'm in it to imagine wicked adventures and distribute vigilante justice. Waifus are just a plus.

>>53284790
Is this the evolution of unsalted potatoes?

>>53286770
What if I like all of those things?

>>53287036
>first post after several hours of nobody being able to post
>it's a shitpost
Perfectly sums up the thread.

>>53287178
>things I don't like are shitposts

>>53284790
>Doesn't she know vegetables grow in the store?
Bravo, anon. Bravo.

>>53286451
I like this one a lot, its nice to see an interesting premise (not that I don't love Fantasy CYOA #45524)

>Glu
>Dori
>Plae
>Ae

Basically I'm going to climb onto people at tiny size, burrow into them and fuck up their bloodstream for assassinations by "natural causes".

>Assassinate a Villain
is an obvious test of my new powers, culminating in a brain aneurysm via blood clot

>Cure a disease
Likewise, my powers are well suited to a Fantastic Voyage or two; Ae and Plae keep me safe and Glu and Dori should be good problem solvers.

Ah, I pass out for a day and you guys are still arguing about Vignette.
Glad to see it's business as usual.
I just finished rewriting Aries into an actual character instead of a nonsense lore dump.
I'll post a preview when she's ready.

>>53287221
Right? So fucking good.
The author should retire. He can't possibly top this.

>>53287259
Don't you worry. At least all the shitposts are pro-Vignette although half of them are bound to be dissapointed on their wedding night.

>>53287259
She better have an Aries personality

>>53287298
Vignette seems to have the perfect personality to be Unsalted Potatoes

>>53287309
I did by best to actually give her one this time!

>>53287259
>Vignette
Yup!
Aries, that good look foreword to her!

I want more CYOAs that cater to women. I don't mean husbando shit that's fucking gay, but cute girly CYOAs about doing cute girly things.

>>53287362
I want you to make more CYOAs that cater to [Insert group you want to be catered to].

>>53287362
You mean you *want* more fucking be-the-girl CYOAs?

I want a CYOA with good build potential AND good waifus.

>>53287362
Sounds good. We could use more CYOAs with feminine waifus doing cute things.

>>53287385
Why can't it be all three?

>>53287392
Because I am not a closet trans.

>>53287398
I'm not a trans, but I have to put up with all these shitty be-the-man CYOAs anyway. How is that fair?

>>53287409
it isn't. That's why you should take your fingers out your cooch and make this shitty CYOA.

>>53287362
...have you never played a Beri cyoa?

>>53287409
It's not about fairness, it's about want. The reason I don't want to be the girl is that I don't want to be the girl.

Might makes right, I thought we went over this?

>>53287429
But the might of the little girl trumps all else. You're limiting your own power.

>>53287409
Typical woman. Instead of creating CYOAs to suit her she wants CYOAs to change to cater to her desires.

>>53287442
I want to tinker with stats while waifumancing cartoon girls, do I sound like the kind of person who's in it for power?

>>53287429
so you're saying trannies and desperate virgins are the mightiest of all

>>53287447
He never said he was a woman.
>>53287454
There are no lights in the land of the blind.

>>53287447
Where are your CYOAs?

>>53287461
Presumably he's okay with our paper-thin archetype-driven waifus and normie-tier power fantasies

>>53287461
They're with all the posts of mine complaining about the state of CYOAs.

>>53287461
What are you even trying to say? Anon isn't the fucknugget trying to make others make CYOAs for him. You are.

>>53287505
Do you make CYOAs? Anyone who makes a CYOA for me, I will give you my body. I can be a waifu if you want, or just a fleshlight. If you don't like my appearance I can get expensive realistic surgery to change and become your ideal. I will never annoy or disobey you. You can abuse, torture, or even kill me if you like, as I will be your properly.

All I need is a CYOA.

>>53287534
Post tits and I might make your CYOA.

>>53287534
How hairy is your snatch?

>>53287428
I meant good CYOAs.

>>53287259
I have questions but I rather wait for a next Q&A with Sebastian. Will we have another when Aries get ready?

>>53287548
This is a blue board anon, I'm sorry.

>>53287553
Very.

>>53287564
Post tits in a bra.

>>53287534

Are you fat?

>>53287564
>Very.

Nice. I'd make you a CYOA, but I've never had the will to make one before, and I likely never will.

>>53287560
>Not liking Beri cyoas
So you just have shit taste then?
Even if you don't like the waifu things Beri makes a lot of the time, there's still plenty of Beri-made cyoas that perfectly fit the cute girl aesthetic you wanted.

>>53287597
Nope, skinny.

So how good is the cyoa maker?

>>53287564
Just cover your nips with a piece of paper with the word "spoiler" on it

>>53287613
It's dogshit

>>53287534
Post link to tits with timestamp. If legit and tits are good, I'll work on it.

>>53287562
New Aries was just actually but 4chan hates me and won't let me post her right now...
That probably means Sebastian will have to wait a bit too.

>>53287636
You'd be disappointed by them so I won't bother.

>>53287362
I'd make you one, but
>>53287560
I don't think you'd like it.

>>53287574
>>53287627
>>53287636
Sickening.

Anon, ignore these men. We want your feminine bulge, not your "tits".

>>53287612

Good

>>53287645
just finished*

>>53287645
What's the error? I really want to see her.

>>53287646
>make me a cyoa i'll totally reward you *wink wink*
>nooo i won't post anything before you make it *wink*

>>53287660
We can't post pictures right now for some reason.

>>53287650
The beri hater wasn't me, I like beri.

>>53287659
*Happy*

>>53287673
Do you like small boobs?

>>53287646
What kind of panties are you wearing?

>>53287687
Plain black at the moment.

>>53287645
>>53287659
Did you try posting via the form at the top of the page?

>>53287683
Yes. I like boobs of all sizes as long as they aren't droopy and sad.

>>53287694
Same here.

>>53287709
They're perky but they have a bit of acne right now.

>>53287646
>You'd be disappointed by them so I won't bother.
I appreciate your honest and wish you luck in your endeavor

>>53287738
Thank you kind anon.

>girl posts
>/cyoag/ instantly implodes

>>53286434
> not knowing that Lilith, the Goddess-Queen of Demons, is considered a Holy Angel of Seduction and Temptation, and resides in the 5th Heaven closest to the Throne of Glory, with her husband, the Chief Archangel Samael, God-King of Death and Destruction; and they have so many (beautiful, female) children that an entire new species had to be given name just to classify them (Liliami), and almost all of them also reside with their parents while waiting for a good mate to show up.
Enjoy your second rate imitations.

>>53287762
It's probably not even an actual girl.

>>53287660
Just keep getting "Upload Failed" over and ove again.
>>53287680
*Sad because I can't post her for some reason*
>>53287696
Just did. Same result, only took me to a whole page saying it instead of just showing me a message at the bottom of the reply window.

I don't know what's going on but I'm gonna try something really quick.

>>53287773
>actual girl
A dog?

>>53287773
Indeed, but this is the closest I'll get to a hairy cutie, so I want to believe.

>>53285590
Ally: others
Enemies: Israel, US government

Strength 3 : -5
Healing 4 : -7
Durability 3 : -5
Flight 2 : -3
Alter 2 : -3
Metabolic 2 : -3
Speed 1 : -1
Reflexes 1 : -1
Vision 1 : -1
Precision 1 :-1

I shall be as an avenging angel, striking down my enemies and grinding their bones into dust.

>>53287762
Its not really that different to the usual thread, just trying to get a "girl" to show boobs instead of being /pol/lite

>>53287362
I got an idea that fits your criteria. How are we going to do this? I move into your place or you into mine?

>>53287817
But showing boobs is embarrassing

>>53287827
Whichever will make you happiest is fine by me

Welp that didn't fix it...

>>53284346
>Miner, Industrial Engineer Minerva Uniform.
>Probability reader, Temporal Contriver, Electro-Receptic Retina

>Contaminants as enemy faction

>Primary: Arc Conductor
>Sidearm: Microwave Blaster
>Utility: Mechanized Gloves

>Location Order:
Bridge first to try to establish what the fuck is going on, then moving into Crew Dormitory to try to get a base of operations and find out what the best course of action is.

>Companions
I would for sure make as many friends as possible, hopefully so we can all keep in contact and stay alive. As far as one travelling with me when I'm leaving the crew quarters, I'd change depending on what we're doing/where we are going, but my default go-to person would be Ezekiel. He seems like he'd be good to have around and taking back the station would do good for his morale.

>>53287840
It's the site, not you, baka.

>>53287840
4chan is screwy right now, it'll be fixed soon enough.

>>53287840
Be patient. The tech will work again after a while.

I was going to post boobs but o keep getting "upload failed" for some reason. I don't really get it.

>>53287848
I just hopped on. What's going on?

>>53287829
Do it fagget

>>53287846
>>53287848
>>53287858
Thank god.
Welp.
I think I found a workaround for the meantime:
http://imgur.com/a/8TMKX

>>53287862
Post hairy panties too.

>>53287866
Several hours where no one could post. Posting is back but images still can't be uploaded

>>53287845
Ezekiel is probably going to die at some point, but not without sacrificing himself to save either me or other people. His loss will not be forgotten, and once we take the ship back he will be given a proper memorial for his service.

There won't be a body left to bury at space. He will die being pulled down into the darkness by an enormous bio-fiend, but he will have enough time left to give one last speech about how he was glad he got to meet me before he died and how he wants me to "Kill every last goddamn motherfucker on this slag-heap for me!"

There'll be an explosion after he disappears, because he pulled the pins on his grenades.

>>53287836
Sure. Where do you live?

>>53285572

I honestly believe I would try to be a force for good, helping people all the time, and of course having powers would be such a confidence boost most of my self image problems would be gone instantly.

Of course like another anon pointed it out above, if I could swap my powers for a pocket dimension where I could rule forever as a god with plenty of waifus who love me, I would be gone from this world in a flash, its not like I am hurting anyone but myself in that case.

>>53287880
I like her. Good job. Does the lore still exist and is just not mentioned here or has it been retconned?

An extra page with lore for each house would be kind of nice.

>>53287929
America

>>53287880
I like the priestly theme more but this is good as will.

>>53287952
Oh never mind then.

>>53287984
O-okay then.

>>53287996
Don't speak to me please.

>>53288002
I'm deeply sorry anon. I'm going away now. I hope you find happiness.

>>53284694
THERE'S AN SCP CYOA NOW? I SUGGESTED THIS YEARS AGO! AWESOME!

>>53288014
Sorry but can you stop replying to me sorry.

>>53287939
SUCCESS!
I think the lore will stay retconned because she's so different now and after doing more research they didn't quite fit.
I do like lore but my main priority is to clarify the rules of the war for now. Depending on how things go I may end up coming back to the setting in the future, but for now, I must focus on the brides!

>>53287975
Really? I did like it as well, but the more I looked at Aries the less it seemed appropriate.
Cancer may work out better as a priestess, but I'm gonna try to stick closer to the actual Zodiac personalities for now...

>>53288041
>>53288014
You guys seriously worry me.

>>53287880
Well ... that's pretty much a 180 degree turn. I'm honest, I prefered the kind, demure and humble version.

>>53287862
Show us your ass

And I will deliver your request

>>53284346
>Outworlder
The backstory is I'm a stowaway prisoner that was forgotten in cryo. Plus, more loot is always a nice plus.
>Pilot suit
Gonna play it safe and hidden from a distance which is why I went for this rather than the stealth suit.
>Robo eyes and Pheromones
The eyes for the bonus in scouting. Pheromones escape, using calming ones when I'm in a bad spot fighting against fleshies. Pheromones don't work on robots but that's what the eyes are for.
>Suit AI
Can't go wrong with little girl AI who wants to keep you alive.
>Gauss rifle
For killing things from afar.
>Microwave gun
For an ammo less room clearing weapon for emergencies
>Contaminant canister
Will be vital later
>Crew dorm
No fancy heroics for now. Stay safe and get your bases in order first and foremost.
>Jan the stranded agent
>Timothy the slave
>Primate murder bot thing
The ultimate goal is simple, I go with Jan's plan. Getting out of this place is probably the most sensible long term option and Jan is the only one who can do it. The nutshell is I use Primate and Timothy's help to fight and/or create a distraction for Jan and I to grab a ship to get out. I'm pretty sure Timothy and Primate don't mind being what they are. The canister is a last resort. If we fuck it up and we're taken at gunpoint or something, I pull out the canister and say I will fuck everyone up if we don't get set free.

>>53288093
Are small asses okay?

>>53288117
So long as you don't tuck or try to hide anything

>>53288089
I did too, but it was so un-Aries like that it really bothered me.

>>53288062
>erasing your own lore because anon threw a tantrum at your AUDACITY to include a waifu who didn't spend an entire letter sucking our dick

Disgusted_but_also_smug_looking_anime_girl.png

>>53288121
How would I even do that?

>>53287952
I was asking for something more specific.
I already started coming up with options.

>>53288137
It's because it didn't fit the Aries personality and what personality she did have was literally worshipping your dick.

>>53288089
So did I, but it isn't Aries.

>>53287952
You can live with me and we'll turn reality into our perfect, loving CYOA.

>>53288117
Bare and timestamped.

The quality of the CYOA will be dependent on the delivery. If you have a dick though, you might as well as give up now.

>>53288125
Yeah, I see your point. Still sad to see her go. I'll keep her former letter safe and sound.

>>53288157
Are you a CYOA author?

>>53288175
I could throw in the vaginas too if you want

>>53288157
>didn't fit the Aries personality

Huh? You implying people's personality is determined by their astrological sign?

>>53288183
Your choice.

>>53288137
It also wasn't very well written.

>>53288197
That's the point of the entire thing

>>53288197
It's a zodiac waifu CYOA you dumbass, she's meant to be the waifuable personification of the Aries archetype.

>>53288197
These are literally the personifications of the astrological signs.

>>53288089
>>53288125
Don't worry. There will be plenty of humble to come. I just misplaced it.
>>53288137
Dude. I agreed that it didn't work.
It may become part of someone else's lore.
I'm just doing my best to represent the Zodiac.
>>53288157
>literally worshipping your dick.
I still really want to include that in another more appropriate waifu.
Maybe Scorpio.
>>53288160
That's why I changed her.
>>53288176
I still have it. I'm sure I can salvage it for something...
>>53288197
>people's personality is determined by their astrological sign
That's... That's kind of the whole idea.

>>53288204
>>53288212
This cannot be real. I refuse to believe there are people on 4chan who believe in astrological signs.

Anime_girls_laughing_and_making_fun_of_your_small_penis.png

>>53288233
Nobody tell this guy about /x/

>>53288228
>wants the dick worshipper to be scorpio
>is a scorpio
Makes you think

>>53288239
Not even /x/ believes in astrological signs. Trust me. I frequent it for the vampire LARPing.

>>53288233
It's like seeing a CYOA about dragons and laughing at people for believing in dragons

>>53288258
Divination general told me different.

Although for actual personality, maybe, yeah. I mean when you've got Leo robots the whole thing kinda gets shoved out the window.

>>53288228
My mother was a Scorpio. Dont you dare.

>>53288264
Dragons are real though. Got one right here between my legs, baby.

>>53288228
>>literally worshipping your dick.
>I still really want to include that in another more appropriate waifu.
Best author. Cock worship best fetish.

>>53288276
If she didn't worship your dad's cock you wouldn't exist.

>>53288276
Do it!

>>53288228
Scorpio dickworship would be...interesting. Scorpios are all about being single-minded and intense and calculating, right?

>>53288282
Especially if done by a waifu (male) with a small penis who is jealous of yours.

>>53286527
As a omnipotent being? Is hard to live in a normal world, so let's start to get a little of magic and a little of adventure spirit in every living thing will live on earth. Even if i still prefer fantastic tales, as fantasy and sword and sorcery, space travels and cyberpunk tales are still possible, as everyone can decide actively what will be. And so, planet earth will become a collection of multi layer dimensions, coexisting and giving the perfect existence to all.

300 words will be a lot tho, already used omnipotence to reduce cyoa requirements to 101 words.

>>53288295
Single minded about your dick.

Scorpios are the cold on the outside, intense and passionate on the inside type. Scorpios would make good yanderes.

>>53288276
I'm a scorpio, and slightly unnerved. On the other hand, the author is a scorpio as well ...

>>53288295
Yeah, sounds about right.

>>53288228
>that rod she's handling
You might wanna remove that/say it more carefully. Right now it just kinda emphasises the fact that you pulled some pic of a girl holding a rod (probably a shepherd's crook), not a hammer. Whereas before I read that I didn't even think about it not actually showing a hammer.

/autism

>>53288314
>On the other hand, the author is a scorpio as well ...
Author lowkey stating he wants to be one of the waifus and suck our dick? I'm on!

>>53288228
I'd like to point out that female scorpions (animal) in real life have to be tranquilized by the males.

>>53288329
>lowkey
>low

>>53288335
Hot.

>>53288276
That seems about right. She can't stop worshipping mine last night.

>>53288233
Dude.
It's CYOA where you're somehow the heir to the throne of magical kingdom in another dimension where women literally fight for the right to marry you.
Nothing. About. That. Is. Realistic.
Just turn off your brain and try to have fun.
>>53288247
I'm just trying to do justice to the sign.
I'm a sex crazed romantic.
She may wind up a sex crazed romantic too.
>>53288276
I'll dare to do whatever I please.
>>53288282
Damn right, anon.
>>53288295
Are we? Hmm.. Better make sure I look more into my sign.
>>53288301
You know what's up anon. But this isn't that kind of CYOA.
>>53288306
>make good yanderes.
I've been meaning to introduce one of those...

>>53288338
Highkey?

>>53288350
>Just turn off your brain
Zodiac Brides Guy is trying to kill us.

>>53288338
>Loki

>>53288350
You're very homosexual to be making a waifu cyoa. I'm not sure what to think of this.

>>53288366
My cat is called Loki.

>>53288335
That's ... strangely erotic. I'm afraid I'm breeding a new fetish right now, and it'll be your fault. Thank you anon.

>>53288350
>Damn right, anon.
I have been thinking of making a dick Djinni cyoa for a while thanks to this fetish. Maybe I will. Would be fun to try again. Was fun making a cyoa and people seemed to like it, even if it doesn't get posted more.
>>53288301
I have a picture for that but I can't post it here.

>>53288381
Date rape ain't that new

>>53288381
That fetish is known as rape.

>>53288397
Did it work?

>>53288350
>making zodiac CYOA
>Doesn't even know the sign personalities
W E W

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling for playing videogames or working on my cyoa tonight. 1 for game, 2 for cyoa.

>>53288303
You didn't write 300 words, so you don't get omnipotence anon.

>>53288410
What a faggot. Enjoy your non-productivity, you nigger.

>>53288321
>a girl holding a rod
Anon, I think you're hung up on the wrong part of that statement...
>>53288329
Only if they're feminine dicks.
>>53288343
Seconded.
>>53288364
I... I don't follow how you came to that conclusion. Won't deny I might be though.
>>53288374
My sexuality has nothing to do with my ability to create waifus.
And I'm a bit more complex than that.
>>53288405
What part of having a personality outside of my sign means I don't know the signs? I research each before writing them.
I'm just doing my best anon.
I'm sorry if that's not good enough for you...

Also, anyone else remember when this was an image board?

>>53284352
So do you get 6 mechanized gloves if you pick polymelia?

>>53288402
That depends do you feel being forcibly penetrated yet?

>>53288228
There needs to be more titcows in the zodiac. A few other power choices would be sweet. Maybe major and minor versions of the elixers?

Also, SDA smells funny and has a huge butt.

>>53288405
I think he's just looking 'em up as he reaches the next one. Though it would be useful to know each one beforehand, to avoid stepping into another's territory.

>>53288450
>And I'm a bit more complex than that.
Well lookee here we've got ourselves a QUEER. A giant, huge, cock-loving QUEER. Tell us all about your cock-riding adventures, Mr. QUEER.

>>53288450
>I'm sorry if that's not good enough for you...
But you are! Too good!
>Also, anyone else remember when this was an image board?
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( ´ー｀) < I don't know.
＼ < └───/|────────
＼.＼＿＿＿＿__//
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>>53286527
I erase the female gender and redesign the world so only 1/10 men are superhumans (alphas), 6/10 men are average (betas), and 3/10 men become submissive and capable of giving birth (omegas).

Then I'll create magic, and spread magical powers across the world. Alphas get the best, Betas get a mixed batch, and Omegas only get support powers.

Next I'll populate the world with monsters, dragons, and mythical beasts, and make all technology beyond medieval tier fail.

Finally I'll join or spectate this world. I might make more additions later.

I'm kind of lacking words I guess but frankly I think I've explained my plans well enough. I'm also going to fap to this now.

>>53288464
>implying you're not masturbating RIGHT NOW

Hold on, if we can't post images we can't make new threads so we can't get bumped off so this thread will linger forever

>>53288490
I know I am.

>>53288490
I would never disappoint Vignette in such a way.

>>53288458
>more titcows in the zodiac
Wait for Cancer.
>>53288464
>implying I'm the one riding the cock
Making a lot of assumptions there, ain't cha?
>>53288480
People like you are the reason I haven't given up on this thing.

>>53288258
>>53288239
>>53288233
>astrology
>not Gnostic Master Race
Plebs

>>53288491
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, ANON.
YOU'RE HERE WITH US, FOREVER

>>53288480
>remember when this was an image board

Yes. I never realized how reliant shitposting is on images.

smug_but_distressed_looking_egyptian_chaos_god.png

>>53288501
>People like you
And people like you are why I come here!

>>53288509
Anon I'm not sure how they're mutually exclusive.

t. sort-of-Gnostic
>>53288516
Of course the ride never ends. Just ask >>53288501; he's still riding cock TO THIS DAY!

>>53288523
I have felt no change for my lack of images. I rely on no pictures for my shitposting. I am stronger than you, stronger than all of you, and you, you are weak.

>>53288523
nigger.pdf

>>53288531
>Gnostic
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|_=.(~),=_|
.......\'/
.......//|
.......\\|
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>>53284694
mystery box when

>>53288541
Catposting without images is hard. Unless you want to LARP it... do you?

>>53288523
For you.
∧ ∧ ┌─────────────
( ´ー｀) < GAS THE KIKES
＼ < └───/|────────
＼.＼＿＿＿＿__//
＼ /
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>>53288548
Cathars did nothing wrong.
>>53288553
Catharposting not catposting ok

>>53288553
cat.jpg

>>53288580
nigger.txt

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>>53288422
Thank you I will.
It's not that I hate working on it at all but I need to write ten more items and I only have ideas for five. I will also have trouble fitting all my ideas for companions.