You are a wizard and your land is currently being invaded by

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2017-05-17 04:19:25 Post No. 53282490
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You are a wizard and your land is currently being invaded by a demon lord. Naturally, the only solution to this is to grab some bloke from another world to fight for you.

Having studied earth culture you have devised a portal that can take the shape of whatever earth object you decide and as soon as someone touches it they will be given a one-way trip to your world.

So the question now is what object do you disguise the portal into and where do you send it in order to find the best candidate to be the hero?

Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:28:44 Post No.53282599
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:28:44 Post No.53282599 [Report]

>>53282490

The portal is disguised as a public bus seat and sent to a Detroit municipal bus.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:38:17 Post No.53282717
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:38:17 Post No.53282717 [Report]

>>53282490
A rocket launcher, then I either get a warrior or a crazy fucker and either will do.
or in following shitty tropes I make it anything because it will be the chosen one who touches it anyway

Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:39:04 Post No.53282728
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:39:04 Post No.53282728 [Report]

>>53282490
The shape of a gun and I put it in an armory of the US Special Forces

Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:42:37 Post No.53282770
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:42:37 Post No.53282770 [Report]

>>53282490
A spiffy hat, so that whoever finds it, I will know to have a good taste in hats. And besides, like >>53282717 said, I'm going to get the chosen one anyway, so might as well focus on more important things and make sure he has a good taste in hats.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:44:50 Post No.53282800
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:44:50 Post No.53282800 [Report]

>>53282490
Demon lord, huh? I chuck over a +1 spearhead in some kind of old famous temple, and make sure to make as much noise about teleporting it when I do so. Then, I set it to activate only after it's tasted blood.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 04:44:54 Post No.53282802
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>>53282717

Anonymous 2017-05-17 05:26:37 Post No.53283216
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 05:26:37 Post No.53283216 [Report]

>>53282490
The portal spell will manifest as a comically large (5 liter) can of Rip It.

It will manifest in Camp Margarita, and will grab the man who drinks the largest portion.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 06:44:02 Post No.53284119
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 06:44:02 Post No.53284119 [Report]

Bristow, you already have Foulke to do your dirty work. Make do with him.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 09:30:12 Post No.53285586
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 09:30:12 Post No.53285586 [Report]

>>53282717
Cool idea.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 12:02:30 Post No.53286884
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 12:02:30 Post No.53286884 [Report]

>>53282490
>pic
This is a nichibros reference isn't it

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>being useful and well educated
>not siding with the Demon Lord

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