>mfw Lorgar destroys Macragge while Guilliman watches in horror

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>>53271154
DELET THIS!

>>53271154
>mfw he did it all as a publicity stunt to promote the 10k anniversary reprint of his book "The Word of Lorgar".

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>>53271466
Fug, forgot face.

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>>53271154
>Lorgars ship is shot down above Necromunda
>the arbites detain him for posession of illegal contraband, grade 2 heresy, and landing his escape pod in a no parking zone
How does he plead?

>>53272097
He tells the arbite "nice judge dredd cosplay faggot* then the arbite kills himself.

>>53272234
Insulting of an Arbites, Judgment, 60 years isocubes.

It says here your last name is Aurelian? Can you confirm this? I'll be asking the questions. Do you have any other crimes to confess before we take you in? Cooperation with Authorities does not lessen punishment.

>>53271368
tfw I hear it in the DoW I Marine voice

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>>53272234
>implying he can take on an Arbites
>when even a nerd like Magnus had to tell him to man up a bit

>>53273960
People can write Lorgar however they want, doesn't change the fact that he was the only person to come out of the Horus Heresy a winner. Magnus and every other Primarch gets to smack talk Lorgar but how are they doing compared to him?

>>53271154
>Lorgar
>Doing anything relevant ever
He wasn't even properly responsible for the corruption of his own Legion. Truly, the most irrelevant of Primarchs and that's saying something when we've got Khan.

>>53274056
Isn't he sitting in the warp, being miserable about the things he did?

>>53274176
Where did you get that idea?

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>>53271154
>mfw it's revealed to be just another bad fanfic by Commander Bookworm

>>53274176
No that's Fulgrim
he also writes gay lemons of him and Ferrus Manus