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>>53254946
Either I'm much to high, or those instructions are fucked.
How many can I take? Someone please translate into retard speak for me.
Very small typo-fix on page 2. I posted page 1 and then a new thread appeared before I got to page 2, so I'll just repost it here.
>>53255092
>>53254946
>what's this
>w-welcome home, anon... I f-found some needles and y-yarn in the basement so I'm knitting a scarf for y-you... it's the first t-time I've knitted so it's pretty b-bad, sorry! ... w-what's wrong, anon, are you - no... p-please anon, don't be angr-?!
>REEEEE YOUR PROFILE SAID NOTHING ABOUT KNITTING YOU SLUT WHAT OTHER SECRETS HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING FROM ME?! WHAT OTHER LIES DID YOU TELL ME??!! WHO ARE YOU ?! YOURE A STRANGER A FAKE DIE FAKE DIE ILL TEACH YOU TO LIE TO ME!!
>>53255066
One of each color, or two of each EXCEPT white. Instructions are perfectly ok.
>>53255058
C)
>>53255152
this is starting to scare me and make me feel sad
>>53255152
PLEASE STOP
>>53255163
Thank you.
>>53255198
>>53255198
This one was pretty cool. Depressing stuff is fun.
>>53255152
I know its fucking terrible, but the way I'm making the "REEEE" sound in my head is fucking hilarious.
>>53255221
>>53255152
Serves the dumb Sue right
Shouldn't have been so shy and clumsy
>>53255248
Mystery Box
>>53255194
I'm still butthurt that this CYOA assumes you're a Burger.
>>53255245
>>53255198
Fuck you
>>53255152
Oh I was hoping you'd go for something about her getting beaten up for other anons imaging her as a slut and say how that's practically cucking
>>53255152
I like you.
>>53255152
Alright.
I'll fucking take the bait.
What the did you guys do while I was gone and how did it lead to this shitty depressing... thing?
Also, have some happy Vignette to counteract the sadness.
>>53255322
Don't respond to the retard. He's been here for a few weeks.
Also made this shit post >>53247184
Just ignore him.
>>53255295
>>53255269
....wat?
>>53255322
Unsalted Potatoes is a visionary. Please be more respectful.
>>53255269
And as he gazed into the mirror, he realized his flesh had transformed into a Big Mac. He tried to resist, but could not control himself, until he devoured himself, leaving nothing behind but a stain of sauce and the eternal question of how something could be capable of consuming itself.
Update on page 3. Any ideas for city names and descriptions?
>>53255152
Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>53255348
How do I never notice spelling mistakes before I post? Fucks sake.
>>53255322
Someone criticized Beri's writing, saying he could make them less universally positive and cheerful and give them a bit of an edge. The specific example was a typical pure, sweet waifu girl who also had a small selfish streak. The typical belligerent shitposter went off on that, saying that if she was at all selfish that meant everything about her sweet personality was just a lie used to manipulate people and she was actually an awful, irredeemable person. So someone came up with the original post of >>53255152, where the poor girl just wanted to have less salty potatoes for once in her life, and she gets destroyed for being such an awful, selfish, irredeemable person.
>>53255322
You see the longer you procrastinate the worse the shitposting on this board gets. Heed my warning before it's too late.
>>53255379
Autism
Can someone explain Cyclop's spandex in eyeball section? Are those veins? Do muscles actually work that way?
>>53255344
Counteract. With. Happy. Vignette.
>>53255241If you're not imagining him dropping a steamroller on her and punching her through it. you're doing it wrong.
>>53255348
>Euro apartment is older than everything in the country
>Nurse Erika gives off an old-world vibe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMERIFAT IMPERIALISM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53255423
>>53255322
>>53255430
>>53255430NOW I AM YOU CUNT I CHOCKED ON MY PIPE
>>53255404
Because you don't read what you post and check word for word.
>>53255376
>city names
http://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/city-names.php#.WRoYVeXyi70
Fantasynamegenerator is life, fantasynamegenerator is love.
>descriptions
No clue I don't read WiP's. Gimme a city with lots of taverns so I can get hired in one please? Maybe some festivals too, and there's no wars anywhere near the place?
>>53255477
>Gimme a city with lots of taverns so I can get hired in one please? Maybe some festivals too, and there's no wars anywhere near the place?
You got it m8.
>>53255379
I think he's trying to criticise the way anons are pissed about things that make their waifus less than perfect.
>>53255376
>description
Maybe have something not be a city, make it a rural area or something.
>>53255423
>Hypno
Cause fetish. I'll assume it works with mirrors too.
>Point
Don't want to be found out.
Huh that's really short.
>>53255446
Oh shoot second page.
>Invisible
I wanted blue to help criminals become law-abiding citizens but I would really prefer not being a hero.
>No partner
>>53255526
Would run down (non-descript USA city) and mostly abandoned work?
Or did you mean like a small village?
>>53255477It just gave me "awoville" It knows.
>>53255445
...the fuck are you drinking right now?
>>53255139
>>53249011
>>53249598
>>53250156
I was revising the buld and the CYOA and I realized that since she has rank C in avenger because of luck, she also has the abilities of rank D that increase strenght and endurance.
So if she manages to make more people hate her sucessfully, after certain point she should start to become very strong physically even if she is a caster. Maybe without technique, but enormous amounts of luck may also cover for that.
Of course, this doesn't change the fact that until she manages to make a lot of people hate her she will be extremely weak and have to relie on being descreet.
But the point is that after a certain number of people she wouldn't need to relie on the NP, or magic, or pure luck - her strenght alone should also be enormous.
(That said, nothing in the CYOA says what this number of people would be).
>>53255376
A city that's governed by a bunch of underground gangs and you get the chance to form your own and become the godfather. Alternatively, a city that's governed by a bunch of guilds and by stroke of luck anon becomes the assistant of an old guildmaster.
I'm sorry. These aren't really descriptions.
>>53255092
>Conjure Arma is deconstruct
I honestly don't know what it's supposed to say here exactly, but that's not it.
>>53255562
Europoors are upset that America is the only real country.
>>53255588
I gottchya m8. I know what you're gunnin for.
>>53255411
Alright, that makes sense. If it wasn't so fucking depressing it might have been funny.
One more Vignette before I go take a nap.Also, I'm about to lose any semblance of respect I might have had from you guys, but what has Beri done?
Almost none of the best CYOAs have any kind of signature or author's name so I can't tell who I should be thanking for these masterpieces.
I know Boxwine did Hero Academy (which I love) and SDA is fairly self-explanatory, and I think I can use deductive reason by measuring the trajectory of the sun reflected off a rhino's ass to identify Italics' work, but I have no idea what Beri's made.
>>53255588
Did you see the Netherhine CYOA?
>>53255502
Cool
Being a barmaid and listening to adventurer's stories sounds super cozy.
>>53255092
What I've been trying to figure out with conjure Arma is the originals. Copies cost energy, but if it's able to deconstruct originals as part of the armor than I should be able to summon those effectively for free. Then again, that's basically Arma Summon 2's job, but I don;t think it would be so bad for a specialized arma to somewhat step on the niche of one or more abilities, and it still doesn't help you summon the arma itself.
>>53255376
>Page 3
Are there pages 1 and 2?
>>53255653
>https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bxbrh3Q2CTiyfjM3SjU2TWNJQ3VpZ2pWYk0xRUJ4LVZYRkgyTTlwUTQwZjZhN0FNTTJ3LUE
His signature is a b in the top right corner.
>>53255552
>Or did you mean like a small village?
Yeah something like a small village or small town, a general rural area basically.
Do you love your waifu enough to make cyoa about her?
>>53255653
He's the author version of Vignette. He creates cute, simple and pure cyoas. Just like Vignette he has apenisbut it's easy to forget that when you see him because he's adorable.
>>53255660
No. Why?
>>53255653
>Also, I'm about to lose any semblance of respect I might have had from you guys, but what has Beri done?
From the pastebin:
-- Beri --
Google Drive:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxbrh3Q2CTiyfjM3SjU2TWNJQ3VpZ2pWYk0xRUJ4LVZYRkgyTTlwUTQwZjZhN0FNTTJ3LUE
>Almost none of the best CYOAs have any kind of signature or author's name
Beri puts a small "b" (I think it's a "b") in the top right corner.Please post which you think are the "best CYOAs".
>>53255724
It's a "b", I asked a few days ago.
>>53255697
No I don't have neither the tism to do it nor am I capable of loving anything really.
>tfw Vignette gets more comfortable with her sexuality and jumps on your back and whispers "do me do me do me" in your ear
>>53255686
No Anon. Only page 3 exists. It's like Star Wars.
>>53255724
>>53255755
Oh my. I honestly thought it was a tiny stylized penis.
>>53255695
How about a nice spa town without many tourists?
>>53255686
Got 'em here.
I'll take criticism/suggestions on these too.
>>53255601
Excuse me, I'm almost dying from laughter right now. Been to Cleveland and Manhattan for a week each, and by now I'm happier than ever I'm living in Germany. Higher standard of life, less bullshit laws (beer without booze is 18+ in Cleveland, we give our kids warm alcoholfree beer if they're sick and can't stomach proper food) and if I'm feeling ill I just go see the doctor.
I don't mean to insult anybody, but I'm pretty happy with my country.
On the other hand, I'm not that guy REEEEEing about burgers, so I'm not upset at all. Have a nice evening, or midday!
>>53255653
Beri does terrible, cringe-inducing sugary waifu shit that always has the exact same fonts and formatting. If you've seen one, you've literally seen them all.
>>53255779lol
>>53255788
>>53255686
2.
>>53255791It was just bants, don't worry about it,
only an compete jerk would hate all other countries but his own
>>53255804
Ah yes, new thread time to rev up old shitposts. Once successful always successful am I right?
>>53255788
>How about a nice spa town without many tourists?
Would work fine.
>>53255822
See you in Abrumburgh!
>>53255810
Can I augment my penis?
>>53255821
New shitposter, same as the old shitposter.
>>53255821
The only reason why the shitposter does it is because when people legitimately complained everyone had a collective autism fit, and now the shitposter knows how to derail thread.
>>53255815
Glad you took it that way.
>>53255592
It should have been "can deconstruct"
>>53255680
It can "technically" summon the originals for free. Think of it like this: Conjure Arma regenerates X energy/sec. It costs X energy/sec. to summon your weapon. Thus, it does not recharge energy while a weapon is out because X - X = 0. If you summon many duplicates, however, it can quickly drain your energy.
>>53255859
The real question is with drones though. When you have attack drones 2, that's a lot of drones you could have in storage before you have to start duplicating.
>>53255843
I dunno. Is the penis a limb?
>>53255139
>>53252974
>>53253491
Rewritten the Noble Phantasms for the Munchkin Assassin, hopefully making them properly limited this time.
https://pastebin.com/8LNqPnfF
>>53255893
Mine is, baby. Wanna cop a feel?
>>53255909
No.Yes.
>>53255891
The originals are lost when deconstructed. You to rely on the conjured ones. However, due to the nature of them, you can just deconstruct a single drone & keep the rest of your drone army, but with the ability to conjure temporary extras as you see fit.
>>53255810
Stuff like Ranger Hat and Suave Haircomb are absolutley badass and are pretty original items.
>>53255974
Why thank you anon!The synergy with hat and blanket could make a killer bounty hunter.
>>53255791
Well, that's not fair, using Cleveland as a point of comparison for the rest of the country. It's shit, here. Our main export is crippling depression. Try one of the nice cities, then judge America. Just, you know, not where I live.
>>53255788
in the first paragraph of description
>Thats the most
should be
>That's the most
>lets
should be
>let's
>>53255788
In Triforge's description
>Dragon's
should be
>Dragons
>>53255697
>Stranger
>Be attractive 2
>Well off 2
>Reboot
>Great cook
>Private tutor
>Help her with her career
I don't know who the fuck this is and I don't really care, but I guess if she wants to teach me Russian for free before helping me network my cute rich gourmet ass right out of her life, that's cool.
>>53247104 (OP)
>European Historic because of classy.
Penthouse suite because why would you not?
Bar Between Floors because it sounds cozy as heck. Irregular Grocery so I don't have to walk too far to buy groceries. The Apartment Gym for the same reason. Abandoned Store because it fits in with me picking up subjects and dropping them every now and then.
Watchful Moose for safety.
Desiccated Hand because if someone wants to help with my taxes than I'm not going to stop them.
Occupied Mirror because it sounds kinda fun.
Vending Machine because why wouldn't you?
Painter's Memento because the extra money will be handy.
Sentient Microwave because it'll save me time when it comes to cooking.
Veteran Kowallski because I have a thing for military history.
Bearded Chronicler because I like avoiding trouble and I like stories.
Marxist Mice because they sound fun to drink with.
Ancient Witch Irina because I wanna try magic!
Apartment Janitor because of that "fixed things will work too well".
Apartment Gargoyle because I like the whole idea of gargoyles surrounding my penthouse.
Charm-Giving lass because she sounds neat.
Stair standing stones because that sounds really neat!
Changling because I want her to not be sad :(
Delving Adventurer because of trinkets and stories.
Gravity Anomaly because it sounds neat.
High Five Hands because I can get pretty hyped over high fives.
Illustrated Stalls because of the possibilities.
Open Door Day because this sounds fun.
Stairs to the end because that sound dangerously cool.
Here's a waifu with no surprises
>>53256084
You mean
>Doragons
>>53256162
Is that the japanese pronunciation...?
>>53256052
>>53256084
Thank you.
>>53255152
Please refrain
>Some partner, whatever.
>Multirole
SPD:6
MOB:7
STA:6
DUR:8
>Light Engine (425DP)
SPD:7
MOB:7
STA:9
DUR:8
>Titanium (355)
SPD:7
MOB:7
STA:10
DUR:11
>Compact(340)
SPD:9
MOB:7
STA:10
DUR:10
>Delta(305)
SPD:9
MOB:10
STA:9
DUR:10
>Moderate(290)
SPD:9
MOB:11
STA:9
DUR:10
>HUD2, ECM2, AUTO1, ECCM2, OPTICS3, SENS3, STEALTH0, TAKEOFF2 (105)
>Rotary, Short range missile, Rocket pod, SARH Missile (differs from ALR how?), small unguided bomb, large unguided bomb, extra ammunition, countermeasures (0)
(This is really just the weapons available to my aircraft and then I can switch loadouts depending on the mission.)
>>53256143
>tomboy
>fit with smaller boobs
>loving home
>middle class
>manager
>>53255694
Beri's who made Branching Heart?!
Hazzah! Now I know who to pray to for guidance!
Gonna be honest, when I first started coming to these threads I just tored through each drive looking for ones that piqued my fancy. Completely glossed over who it belonged to or how they were organized.
Also holy shit, no wonder I never fucking noticed that.
>>53255724
Traveller will always be my definition of the best CYOA.Image Version Update Never :(
But here are the rest of my personal favorites:
>Archangel+Archdemon Roommate and /CYOAG/ Roommate
>Branching Heart (Beri be with you.)
>Eternal's Rising
>Feely Teaching
>Hero Academy
>Hobbyist
>New World
>Picking-A-Goddess
>Pokemon Personified
>Tank Crew
>Aphrodite
>Pic Related Which I Wish There Was There Was More Of Because It Popped My CYOA Cherry
>Insomnia CYOA
>Loving FatherBecause It Caters To My Degenerate Fetish That I'd Never Have The Balls To Put In My Own Stuff
And
>Trap QueenBecause It Also Caters To My Degenerate Fetish That I'd Never Have The Balls To Put In My Own Stuff
>>53255772The worst part about this post is that I created her and even I approve of it.
>>53255804
>cringe-inducing sugary waifu shit
That's literally all I came here for in the beginning.
>>53256282
>That's literally all I came here for in the beginning.
Fuck off and die. You and people like you are a cancer that needs to be exterminated.
>>53255092
>Arma Type:
Flight Arma
>Upgrades:
Aim Assist 2
Lock-On 2
Audio Override 1
Info Uplink 2
AI Assistant 2
Holo Suit 1
>Weapons:
Explosives
High-Range Gun
>Contracts:
Save an Assassin
Guard an Heir
Hunt a Monster
>Shitposting:
With sonic cancelling, I can fly at super-sonic speeds without the sonic boom. Combined with the holo suit I'm a tiny stealth plane. Explosives for ordnance drops and the high-range gun for picking things off with lock-on or from vantage positions. Me and my AI are ready to engage all mobile and entrenched targets!
>>53256321
O-okay.
Sorry anon, I was just trying to be honest.
>>53255653
Beri's stuff is fine, you can just tell it's his because of the overall tone, design, and he uses the same font every time. A font I don't like, but I usually don't comment on design matters unless asked to.
>>53256044
I actually liked Cleveland, though as someone studying spatial engineering I might have a different perspective on things. Just took the law as a point of comparison, not the city. And if you know where to look, you can find some pretty nice places and people. If you ever visit the Tabletop Cafe on 1810 W. 25TH, give the girl behind the counter regards from Chris from Germany. And I have looked a little bit into the issue she asked me about: We don't have many Tabletop Cafes in our country, though there is no legal barrier for sanitary reasons or anything else. Leipzig has one and there'll be a new one in Osnabrück, but that's it.
And besides, your main export is medical expertise. Cleveland probably has the world's greatest heart surgery clinic, and that's something to be proud of.
>>53256282
>Feely Teaching
Fine example of cyoa that gives way too few points. It gives so few points that whole thing just doesn't work.
>>53256270
Oh sorry, I didn't get to answer your question in time in the last thread.
The major difference between SARH and ALR is that SARH requires constant feedback from your craft, while ALR can operate on it's own without your radar giving it info. This makes ALR "fire and forget" missiles, while SARH you have to be more or less aiming your craft at the target. SARH also doesn't have as much of an issue with overshooting targets because it can more easily chase.
>>53256378
Don't let the jaded get ya down. Come be cozy.
>>53256321
>>53255092
>Arma section intro: "mean time" should be one word;
>Lace Arma: "White" should be "While" by the looks of it;
>Demo Arma: "most better than" should probably be "better than most";
>Stealth Arma: "it that it" should be "is that it";
>Aim Assist T1: "to that you" should be "so that you";
>Network Tunnel T2: unnecessary comma after "less-than-scientific";
>Info Uplink T2: "acomplicated" shuld be "a complicated"
>Sync Bodies T2: there should be a comma right after "Remember";
>Audio Override T1: unnecessary comma after "loudest"; "change at stealth" should be "chance at stealth";
>Audio Override T2: unnecessary comma after "power";
>>53255125
>Big Melee: "stength" should be "strength"; "sorta of" should be "sort of";
>Guard an Heir: "can take" should be "and take"; "alert of" should probably be "alert to";
>Stop the Blast: "satelites" should be "satellites";
>Kill a Billionaire: "exorts" should probably be "extorts";
>Slay a Dictator: "my the time" should be "by the time"; "We're bring" should be "We're bringing";
>>53255092
>Stealth
>Aim Assist 2, Arma Summon 2, lock-on, info uplink 2, attack drones, audio override 2.
>Small melee, stealthy gun
>Kill a billionaire, save an assassin, slay a dictator
>>53256378
Not him, but to put it in a nicer way, I think a few people have gotten how the entirety of CYOA has become more waifu focused instead of being about choosing your own ADVENTURE focused, and they're hostile to people who only care about "comfy" stuff
>>53256490
Thanks Anon. I will in just a sec.
I have to go take care of something.Jokes on him. I've been dead inside for years.
:,3
>>53256544
Even 9gag and reddit mock us for this.
>>53256544
Then why not just open up paint and make an adventure CYOA? Nothing is stopping anyone.
>>53256282>tfw one of your cyoas gets mentioned
>>53256586
One day I'll care what Reddit and 9gag think about me and then I'll kill myself
>>53256337
While Audio Override will help you with sonic booms, it won't completely eliminate them. The air displacement, even without the booming sound is a powerful shockwave (Sure, sounds are waves, but it won't stop the blast.) Just don't fly close to buildings or anything & I don't think anyone will detect you.
Interesting choice of contracts, guarding in particular. You don't have a whole lot of defensive ability. But I suppose you do have the means to do decent recon.
>>53256515
Oh, thanks so much! I'll fix these typos.
>>53256516
You're well-suited for classic assassination, but you might have some trouble with the dictator, since your weapons are relatively weak.
>>53256586
I've been on the reddit, and I loath to say this, but at this point their community is honestly leagues better than us, even if they don't have any authors.
>>53256589
I do and have. But I'm just one person, and at the end of the day people don't care about adventures here.
It's not just me, and it's also a lot better authors than me, such as the space refuge guy, having similar feelings about creative adventures being ignored because of waifuishm.
You can say "Well if people don't like it to bad" and that's fair, but that also means authors will stop creating fun interesting stuff, and to people who liked that stuff this is upsetting, so there's feeling of hostility towards "I'm only in it for the kawaii anime girls" crowed.
>>53256682
Yes
>>53256716
If I have men options in my cyoa that MAY be dtf, will you be quelled?
>>53256716
Can you start with your neck then?
Here's the latest version of the HoMM CYOA. Added spells from all the elements, and the legendary Eagle Eye skill. I'll start working on campaigns(quests/goals) tomorrow. Feel free to critique, especially the balance between different elements.
>>53256716
Good, remember, down the street.
>>53255653
If there's a slime girl in the CYOA theres 95% chance that is from beri.
Which of the worm cyoas do you like the best?
>>53256682
Agreed.
>>53256716
Open wide, here comes the airplane!Pick The Blue Box.
>>53255445
>imperialist amerifats
>made by a starving venezuelan
What did he mean by this?
>>53256698
>but that also means authors will stop creating fun interesting stuff
Arthouse movies don't stop existing because of Marvel movies being profitable. If there's enough of an audience to complain, there is enough of an audience to market to.
Where did all the shitposters come from? There's like 5-7 that I can recognise.
It's annoying.
>>53256452
You've been getting increasingly vocal about how you feel about the font. Where did AR Essence touch you?
>>53256805
>>53256716
There.
Now go make your own Husbando CYOA instead of screaming for what you want like a disgusting toddler.
>>53256820
Summer anon, people (read: shitposters) have more free time.
>>53256820
catposting low life
fujoshi whore
Gilgamesh fuckboi
SDA 'shit dick anon'
Angel the Beauty
Who am I missing?
>>53256888
The cuckposter.
>>53256888
am i Gilgamesh fuckboi?
>>53256888
Sup.
>>53256818
Anon, at the end of the day all my feedback is what people post here. Replies, reposts, conversations. That's all I get out of this.
If I'm spending 30+ hours on a fun adventure project and I get less stuff back then if I did "Waifu picker #100" I'm either going to stop creating stuff or I'm going to do what everyone else does and make "Comfy" waifus. In the end it's a fucking spiral downwards, as more of the market share is waifus attracting more waifu cyoas
There's constantly less and less community here that cares about adventure because they've been driven out.
>>53256888
Wow/blizzard shill anon
Somali anon
The Wall anon
PTR/Cuck anon
Insecure power fantasy anon
closet gay in denial anon(probably Kit posting anonymously)
>>53256778
V1 for living
V5 for story/balance
>>53254946
Oh, a bold move on making the fonts/contrasts unreadable for the majority of the population.
>>53256945
>PTR
What does that mean?
>>53256919
Yes, keep flaunting yourself you bitch
>>53256927
You create content. You're exempt from shitposter status, unless you join the SDA hivemind and become like him. You should avoid smug from now on, by the way.
>>53256919
Nah, you're cool Gil.
See?
Even Vignette's trying to bust out of my phone to kiss you!
>>53256698
Waifus require you to make a single pick usually, at most maybe few more, which tend to be pretty simple "pick one from each row".
The adventure ones pretty much require at least a notepad and if they get any more complex, a spreadsheet.
Surprise, cyoa that requires less effort will actually get more replies.
>>53256931
I think the worse problem is, nobody is making cyoas because they enjoy the process, they're making cyoas for attention and (you)s.
>>53255477
>>53255526
>>53255588
Done for the most part, just needs the city bonuses once I figure them out.
How do they sound?
>>53255198
I didn't ask for this.
>>53256984
you flatter me
>>53256991
>Waifus require you to make a single pick usually, at most maybe few more, which tend to be pretty simple "pick one from each row".
I get that and my, and I don't think a lot of others, issue is purely with waifus, it's that it's become the status quo, and now people just come here for waifus.
>>53256984
Don't support him you whore
>>53255366
Try this:
1/3 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons French dressing
4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish
1 tablespoon finely minced white onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1/8 teaspoon salt
Mix well, and refrigerate for 24 hours.
>>53256991
Short and simple adventure cyoas are also viable and pretty easy to make, but the people here beeline for the simple waifu cyoas over the simple adventure cyoas.
>>53256999
I make them out of love. The (you)s be damned
>>53257023
Or just buy a bottle of thousand island dressing.
>>53256848
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>53257056
Thank you.
>>53257022
>>53256971
ill be honest - i only did it when others reffered to me as such due to me using that picture for my build, its only for that one CYOA
>>53257056
you mean lust?
>>53256999
At a certain point, but at the same time every author probably has hobbies they enjoy that are more fun to do then simply scouring for pictures.
At a certain level the (you)'s, even if it's just to know someone enjoyed what you did. If authors didn't care they wouldn't post
>>53256948
get you a cyoa that can do both
>>53257072
Keep cutting. I heard there's a magic husbando granting genie hidden deep within your arteries, you just have to set him free.
>>53257022
He was one of my first supporters.
I appreciate him even if you don't.
>>53256965
Public Test Region.
It's where you can check out all the Overwatch changes before they hit the main game. But I think anon meant NTR.
>>53257056
Same.But let's be honest. (you)s do feel nice.
>>53257076
Don't stop there. Keep posting glorious Gilpics.
Do it. Do it for Enkidu.
>>53257141
i feel like im being baited into being an annoying fuckwad
Any good adventure-type CYOAs? Or "make a character" ones that have stuff to do beyond just...making the character.
>>53257172
Nah. You're already there.
>>53257172
this whole place is bait, Anon.
>>53257172
>>53257197
THIS PLACE BE DAMNED TO HELL
>>53257140
True
>>53257023
>>53257059
You're both shit, balsamic vinaigrette or fuck off.
>>53257221
you faker
>>53257223
If Hell exists, this is exactly how it would appear.
>>53256716
Back again, I see. AGAIN.
Dude, make your own.
>>53257250
Faker you say?
>>53257248
Are you're taste buds broken? The big mac secret sauce is definitely not balsamic vinaigrette.
>>53257295
>>53257248
>>53257291
>Shitposting about the Big Mac's secret sauce
this is a new low
>>53256778
Gestation (+15) [+15]
Villain
Drop in (+3) [+3]
No identity [+2]
Budget costume [0]
Natural trigger (+3)
Flaws
1. worst day ever x3 (+9) [+6]
2. Unruly passenger [+5]
3. Physic nosebleed [+4]
4. Slaughterhouse 9 (+5) [+3]
5. Endbringer target (+4) [+5]
6. Humble beginnings (+6) [+6]
Perks
1. Power slot x2 [-2]
2. Second trigger x2 (-8) [-6]
3. Voice in my head [-2]
4. Plot convenience (-1)
5. Blindspot (-3) [-4]
Skills
1. Martial arts (-4)
2. First aid (-3)
3. Tactics (-4)
4. Survival (-3)
Powers
1. Peak condition [-1]
2. Schroedinger [-5]
3. Rocky [-7] 2nd trigger
4. Regeneration [-10] 2nd trigger
5. Combo [-10]
>>53257276
MAKE ME
>>53257250
I like this one because it actually has bait in it.
>>53257319
I'm not shitposting, I was just giving him the benefit of the doubt that he had simply missed how the conversation began.
>>53257386
Shitposting always begins that way anon.
What IS the big mac secret sauce?
>>53257427
a thousand islands sauce
>>53254946
>>53255139
Arturia Pendragon (true king) She is from a timeline wherein she took to the role of a king in great stride, finding her true strength not in her sword, but in her ability to lead and inspire. her charisma was a gift from the gods, with mere words she brought even the most black hearted to tears, able to have crowds in the palm of her hands, able to make a serial killer see reason and repent, able to have the pious let loose, able to sway the masses to her cause.
Of course that was not her only skill, finding herself to be a truely formidable commander, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat playing enemy commanders like a fiddle, traps, feints, ambushes,etc. This skill of course transfered over to her as a heroic spirit.
CREATE A SABA
Alignment-Lawful neutral
Archetype-Red Saber
traits-Proud, Confident, Servile, Cruel, Conflicted
Class:Saber
Magic resistance
Details
-Female
-Sensuous THICC
-Adult Saber
-Double Ahoge- EMOTE Ahoge
Clothing
Medium Armor +1 END
Formal gown
Suit & Tie
Paramaters
Strength:B-7
Endurance:B-6
Agility:B-7
Magic:E-0
Luck:B-7
Noble phantasm:EX-23 +35 NP points kappa
points spent :7x3=21+6=27+23=50
Skills
Magic resistance(class skill) B:free
Territory Creation:EX-26
Independant action:D-4
Personal skills
Charisma:EX-25
Golden RuleA-15
Eye of the mind(true)B-10
BraveryB-10
Noble Phantasm-Absolute Authority 35 points to spend
Rank-EX-15
+1 Modifier-5 - Fight for your KING!
+3 Modifer-15 OBEY
Form Concept
classification
Anti-army/Anti-World (dependant)
>>53255397
>pick up weak Immortal
>dump him into concrete
>let it set
EZ
>>53257448
notes The powers of her "kingdom" are an offshoot of her noble phantasm. she also has all of the normal powers of an EX rank in territory creation
Her skill Territory creation allows her to "claim" territory as part of her "kingdom", in her kingdom she can enact royal edicts/laws that ALL who enter must follow(with the few exceptions being Herself for she is the King, Her master, and any of her "subordinates") The laws are always something minor or vague but can be rather powerful
for example while she can't make a law/edict that states that all hostiles who enter must commit suicide, she can make it so that all hostiles/people who aren't exempt gain "lag" of 1 full second meaning that just like in a video game all actions made by those affected would take 1 full second before they happen.
another example could be that all who enter must lead with their left foot, while a magus would be relatively unaffected a master swordsman would be nearly crippled as their instincts scream for them to push with their right foot, but cannot, they could adjust but the initial impact could be devastating.
she can also warp terrain, temperature or even the time of day withing her "kingdom"
it should be noted that while she can make exceptions this does not make those who are exempt immune to the affects of her "kingdom" it rather makes them believe that they had always followed those laws. so a master swordsman who is exempt always new to lead with only their left foot, thus developed his/her fighting style around the concept. thus gaining a significant advantage.
a magus who must follow a law that states they cannot use a key word for spells learned to develop new spells with different words.
>>53256888
I'm at leaat 3 of those people.
>>53257005
Ukrago pleases me.
>>53257427
Mostly mayo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcu4Bj3xEyI
>>53257543
>>53255152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsloEIMVDmk
>>53257607
>>53255397
This build depends on three assumptions.
1)Immortal's condition is a result of genetics and/or mutagens
2)Traitor gives me a additional foe and does not grant an extra perk or ally
3)Defector simply allows me to pick a foe as an ally, not an additional ally from the foe list.
1 is the sole basis of this build, while 2 and 3 are just clarifications that I think are the most fair and reasonable interpretations of what those perks and drawbacks do judging by how they were worded.
If you think 1 is a poor assumption to make, then simply remove Aging and Analysis 3 and this just becomes a standard run of the mill super soldier build.
Drawbacks:
Hated/Neutered/Valuable/Aging/Controlled/Limited/Bodyguard/Traitor/Toxic/Memory Loss
Foes:
Big Mike (Traitor)/Immortal/Fiona Dawley
Origins: Innate
Appearance: Athletic
Faction: The Agency
Abilities:
Strength 3/Agility 3/Endurance 3/Durability 3/Enhanced Senses 3/Reflexes 3/Immunity 3/Mind Reading 3/Mind Control 3
Self Healing 3/Social Enhancer 2/Predator 2/Mental 3/Flight 3/Focus 3/Training 3/Inheritable 3/Analysis 3/Passion 3
Perks:
Reputation: Respected/Identity (Agency)/Expert/Authority/Defector/Safehouse
Allies:
Clone (Defector)/Yuito Kataoka/Alex Keller
Starting Abilities due to the limited drawback:
Inheritable 3/Mental 3/Mind Control 3/Social Enhancer 2 and any 2 other abilities it doesn't matter
>>53257654
Please dont make us hit bump-limit from these.
>>53257368
You know, I think I WILL make a husbando cyoa. I will make it, and it will be full of the fattest, most disgusting, poorly written and all around trash loser husbandos ever written. It'll be offensive, unattractive and BORING. I'll actually surprise myself as to the level of art ill employ to make it as bad as it will be.
I'll even name it after you.
>>53257662
My first priority is to contact my clone and have her rendezvous at my safe house as discretely as possible,it is paramount that my clone is kept a secret from the Agency and my allies at all costs.
Have my clone awaken all my other abilities since technically she is my blood relative due to being genetically identical to me, removing the Limited drawback.
On a side note, Social Enhancer 2's pheromones solves the Hated drawback.
Using my authority and respected reputation within the Agency, request Alex Keller to be transferred either under my command or as my direct supervisor, I plan to pamper him to be the head director of the agency, stroking his egoand dicksubtly and gradually shaping his mind to be loyal, obedient and held accountable only to me,
Bonus if I get assigned to be Alex keller personal bodyguard.
Continued
>>53257673
Make a waifu mystery box please.
>>53257684
As for my foes, Big Mike, the Immortal and Fiona Dawley will be extremely easy to pacify, Big Mike is too feeble minded, the immortal starting off as too weak and Dawley being a normal human civilian lacks access to superhuman powers and technology that would prevent my mental assualts. My clone can handle all three, shaping their minds to be my loyal and most trustworthy allies, while I remain on bodyguard duty.
During my down times, my clone and I will focus our efforts,collaborating with Yuito and enhanced by our expert perk to hone our inheritable 3 ability to selectively bestow the Immortal with the inheritable 3 ability as well as mental and focus 3 and have him concentrate and grant me his true immortality ability. Thereby partially solving my aging drawback.
Over the next few years outperform every other super soldier agent within the agency by being at two places at once, pass all the credit to Keller and have him be promoted to the highest position within the agency due to his exemplary leadership skills (inherited social enhancer 2/reflex 3), his own charisma, intelligence and tactical and strategic judgement (inherited Mental and analysis 3).
Have him remove my bodyguard and controlled restrictions due to years of exceptional and outstanding service to the Agency and humanity, and through Keller get reassigned to supersoldier scouting/recruitment position.
>>53257665
Holy shit, that is a good fucking point.
I'm gonna start dropping things so there are actual CYOAs in this thread.
I'm on break anyway.Sebastian's rewriting Aries as punishment for his outburst in the last thread.
>>53257721
Hand pick potential mutagen/innate origin recruits, mind control them to choose abilities I do not possess and shape their minds to be completely and utterly loyal to my will and have them transfer their abilities to me through inheritable 3. Thus granting me every generic, mutagen and innate related super soldier abilities over time and finally permanently cementing their mental state with Focus 3.
Once I have reached my accelerated biological age, fake my death, forge new identity papers, shapeshift into a different person and continue overseeing all activities at the agency, which by now every personnel within the organization owes their loyalty to me via decades even centuries of careful mind tempering.
Hone my abilities by sparring with my clone and until I have become the strongest entity on earth and eventually uplift the rest of humanity to be perfect godlike beings just like me.
If every person on earth possesses immunity 3, then the toxic drawback is essentially solved as everyone becomes immune to all diseases and cancer.
>>53257746
I want Cheryl. She seems sweet.
>>53257746
>>53257770
You have excellent taste Anon.
I hope you're prepared for her twist.I wasn't but love can conquer all penises.
>>53257673
Good luck. My requirements are 1. male, and 2. not a hallucination.
>>53256744
kewl you're working pretty fast!
https://pastebin.com/7nSGZkbp
i redid my lancer with some more details and explanation - tried to balance his armor just a smidgen too
>>53257386
Yup that's what happened. My bust.
Most of my collection is waifu CYOAs.
Sorry if it's not your thing but I'm not letting the shitposters clog this bitch.
Oh hey! Another thing Beri apparently made that I liked.
Neat.
>>53257819
WTF! She's an abomination.
>>53257819
>perfect girl comes witha free gigantic masculine penis (feminine)
I thought there were supposed to be drawbacks here. Though maybe that would make her uncomfortable.
>>53257448
>>53257484
Finally her noble Phantasm: Absolute Authority-passive
her mere presence causes mortal men to have the compulsion to kneel before her
-servants with e rank magic resistance/bravery can resist this with effort
Rank EX, with a +1 and +3 modifier which are separate powers to this
Active- she can give an order to anyone Master And servant alike and they must follow that order to the best of their ability
-those with either A rank Bravery/Magic Resistance can resist this with a large amount of effort
-those with B Rank Bravery/magic Resistance are capable of resisting with Great mental effort meaning stopping and concentrating on resisting the influence on their minds.
-anyone who could not possibly hear the order but it was given to them. can be treated as having B rank Bravery/Magic resistance.
-orders of suicide are easier to resist
supplementary ability : THIS IS AN ORDER!!
By using one of her masters Command spells she can order anyone to do ANY order Masters Servants whatever they MUST follow this order to the best of their complete ability this includes orders of suicide
-only a servant with EX rank in either Bravery or Magic Resistance has any hope in resisting this order
-with this ability she may even force the world itself to follow her order to an extent however this would be rather situational (such as being within a reality marble) and might not work if the world is strong enough
Final ability : Knights of the round
by lowering all of her stats besides luck to D rank or E(if the stat was already D or lower)
She sends that power to call upon her ever loyal Knights of the Round They may only operate while they are within her "kingdom"
The knights she summons are
-Lancelot
-Tristan
-Gawain
-Bedivere
All of their stats are B rank Except for magic which is E rank otherwise they all have their respective skills and roles they have that best fits their legends.
>>53257673
do it faget
>>53257889
02/04
>>53257891
You're weak, Anon.
I had such high hopes for you.
>>53257917
You should learn to be more like this guy.
>>53257857
Just to be clear, you are aware that by the way Noble Phantasms work, an A+ or EX Rank negation ability would still negate and shut down his armor, right?
It would have to be at least A+ in order to 'cancel' an EX rank, and even then all that would be happening is that your A+ rank would get overwhelmed after a power struggle and consumed when the boost runs out.
>>53257819
>>53257891
This.
>>53257960
03/04
>>53257917
>Though maybe that would make her uncomfortable.
That makes her all the cuter.
>>53255078
this is very good
>>53255066
Instructions are OK
>>53256964
and text is pretty readable wtf
>>53255078
this is hard to read
>>53257937
>summons lancelot
if they get their NP's DONT - if you have any regard for avoiding stupid arguments use literally anyone else
>>53255423
>Can someone explain Cyclop's spandex in eyeball section? Are those veins? Do muscles actually work that way?
Those are actually plant roots. It's a little known bit of X-Men trivia, but Cyclops is actually related to Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy. (Actually, Cyclops is related to pretty much everyone else in that universe at one point or another, so maybe I'm not totally full of it...)
>>53257988
>Posts same thing twice
>>53257960
How could I love a girl who's bigger than me?
>>53257988
04/04
>>53257978
things like Rho Aias can block NP's of higher rating than them
>>53258026
Fuck.
My bad.
I'm very tired.
Here's one that I didn't accidentally make two copies of.
01/10
>>53258112
02/10
>>53258039
Simple: Be the bigger man.
>>53258064
You mean, things used by the author's pets can do whatever they want.
>>53258064
Rho Aias is an EX Rank Noble Phantasm, anon, from the implications - we have never actually been given a rank for it.
Running on implications, however, when EMIYA uses it, it is probably reduced to A++, which is easily capable of momentarily countering/parrying an EX rank Noble Phantasm.
You are also confusing countering an attack and negating abilities.
One is a quick action where force can be applied, the other is a battle of attrition.
The higher ranked Noble Phantasm WILL win the battle of Attrition.
>>53257832
I've already conceived of the mid-50s homeless nigger crack head with crabs. You'll be his bottom bitch, and have two toothless waifus in line ahead of you. Playing will require you roll to see if you 1) catch aids, 2) get sold to organ harvesters or 3) get stabbed by Uncle Cracky on a bad batch.
>>53258163
>>53258201
look at Achilles's Andreias Amarantos - is a B rank NP that renders him immune to everything without divinity of a certain rank
>>53258112
>>53258140
>>53258225
why not post the pdf version?
>>53258243
PDFs are for commies.
>>53258243
you really answered your own question
>>53255322
>Vignette
Vignette? Isn't this the medusa from Kagerou Project?
>>53258243
Just pronounce it as a word instead of separate letters - pdf file. Say it faster. Now you know why we don't want to associate with it.
>>53258238
That is because it has so many loopholes and weaknesses that it was able to bolster itself beyond normal.
That is the advantage of tying into one of the type skills such as Divinity, and having a literal pinprick to the heel completely negating the entire effect.
>>53258225
04/10
>>53258243
Because I don't have it...
Sorry.
>>53258321
divinity is a far bigger constraint than B+++ or below in rank
>>53255446
Eyeball: Meat
Trick: Homing
Style: Red
Buddy:Child of Prophecy
I am the barbecue king, my meats reign supreme
From babyback ribs to rotisserie pigs
Lovely Peking duck to succulent ham hock
Braised beef shank to cuts of beef flank
Delicious smoked brisket to butterfly chicken on the skillet
I am the barbecue king, my meats reign supreme
Dare you taste the might of my meat vision?
>>53258342
>constraint on attacks*
every servant can deal damage through the anathema - a tiny fraction of servants can even hurt achilees
>>53258338
05/10
>>53258308
>1/4th Medusa.
But yes, her name is Kozakura Marry. I used her for a waifu in my WIP CYOA and she's become rather popular so I'm posting cute pictures of her.
>>53258004
The black text in a gray box set upon a background with a changing hue in OPs post is not good.
The smaller sans serif white text on a black background is not conducive to a quick read. The darker colored text makes it worse.
Anyone is free to choose the text, color, and background that they want, but if it is not conducive to a quick read, many will pass it by.
Also, yes, on >>53255078 where contrasting red text is on a blue background.
>>53258238
>>53258321
Andreias Amarantos also only prevents hostile damaging attacks against *him*. It would have no resistance whatsoever against a negation type Noble Phantasm.
The Anathema armor would easily be able to counter a high ranking attack, but it would be completely unable to stop a high ranking negation of its own effect.
Such as the Ax from the Munchkin Assassin, it would go right through Anathema because it's ability is to specifically ignore any defense of Rank A or lower. Doesn't even hit the defense, it ignores the existence of said defense and goes through without slowing down.
>>53257662
Ouch, those're some painful drawbacks. Assumption 1 seems like a bit of a stretch, but who knows? My biggest question about this CYOA has always been what happens when you increase a level 3 power with Training, 'cuz the answer to that changes everything.
>>53258404
>rather popular
The anons around here would fight wars for her sake.
>>53258404
>
ah alright.
>>53258015
was mostly picking the most well known knights didn't think about their power levels
>>53256698
>I've been on the reddit, and I loath to say this, but at this point their community is honestly leagues better than us, even if they don't have any authors.
Plebbitor here. There was this one guy who made a "Return of Magic" setting, and ran an impromptu, informal campaign in it. He's been gone for 3 months though.
>>53258517
I wonder what would happen if it came down to a choice of only being able to protect either Vignette or Unsalted Potatoes from the horrors of life.
>>53255092
>>53255125
Demo Arma
Network Tunnel 2
Aim Assist 2
Lock-On 2
Ai Assistant 2
Sync Bodies 2
Big Melee x2
Save an Assassin
Guard An Heir
Hunt A monster
The Demo Arma comes with all the gun I'll ever need "most [sic] better than standard issue weapons". It also comes with the best and strongest melee capability, but no mention of any built-in melee weapons, so there's my equipment choice.
With AI+Sync+Aim, I come with my own squad. You can just imagine 3-6 heavies suddenly teleporting in via Network Tunnel and laying waste to anything and everything in the area (although more precise options should be available as well). After my initial contracts are up, I plan to be the backup. Whenever one of our subtler agents fucks up and needs to go loud, I, or rather we, can teleport in in an instant and provide all of the firepower they are lacking with extreme prejudice.
>>53258577
I reckon Unsalted Potatoes can handle himself just fine.
>>53258517
I remember.
You guys got my fictional steward involved.
He's still in time out.
>>53258577
How small is your back that you can only protect two waifus, Anon?
>>53258549
11/10
>>53258627
I'm so fucking tired I forgot to spoiler the mystery box...
This Ambien better kick in soon...
>>53258675
Go get some rest then. I think you earned it.
>>53255152
ROOOOOOOOLLLLLIIINGG GIRRRRRRRRLLL
IS ALLLLLLWAAAAAYYSSS INNNN A DRRREEEAAAMMM
>>53258675
>>53258684
I haven't even gotten out of the As yet...
But one Ambien is basically a tictac to me.
My brain is currently a case study.
I wish I was fucking joking.
>>53258696
>>53258779
No breaks on the dump train until my prescription gets here!
01/07
>>53258812
what medication are you on?
>>53258441
Does a negation sword of B rank go through God Hand? Attitudes surrounding Hercules suggest they dont
Same principle applies
If God Hand can stop B ranked negation then anathema should be able to stop EX ranked negation
>>53256593
Are you still here Anon?
I forgot to ask which one of my favorites you made. I want to thank you properly.
>>53258843
02/07
>>53258843
>>53258907
Where's the rest, Zodiac?
>>53258892
Gae Bolg ignores armor and dodging - it e ven broke rho aias( that can defend from Ea) , but it still cant hurt Hercules through God Hand untill it is ranked up sufficiently
>>53258858
I wish I could tell you anon, but I can't remember half their names without the list in front of me.
>>53258907
03/07
Ya know dumping these is getting weirdly cathartic. I may just throw on some Stephen Malkmus and see how long I can keep this up.
>>53258956
I'm posting em as fast as it'll let me.
>>53258967
04/07
>>53258779
>>53258812
Is there a name for this?
>>53258892
> Does a negation sword of B rank go through God Hand?
> If God Hand can stop B ranked negation then anathema should be able to stop EX ranked negation
Excuse me, but, let me rephrase what you just claimed:
> Does an EQUALLY RANKED Noble Phantasm cancel out another Noble Phantasm OF THE SAME RANK? No? Then my LOWER RANKED Noble Phantasm should be able to cancel out a HIGHER RANKED, MUCH MORE POWERFUL Noble Phantasm
See the problem here?
An A Rank Negation would cancel out a A Rank Negation, BOTH would be canceled - unfortunately for you, that means the negation of the negation worked, because the original Negation was still canceled. That leaves the raw power to decide the victor.
The normal A rank attack would get through.
>>53258963
>Rho Aias blocked Ea
What the fuck? when did that happen?
>>53259004
God hand is C ranked isnt it?
>>53259009
Archer protected shirou in UBW
>>53258993
I found it in one of the drives under the name "Augmentation 2."
I don't think I've ever seen the first one.
>>53258986
05/07
>>53259028
No, it's B.
When downgraded to C rank in the Fate/kaleid liner, the scope of it's ability also dropped to C rank.
>>53259048
Archer was gay for himself
>>53258603
That's a good plan, to just send in a group of high-powered units. Focusing on emergency response is probably best for for such a loud group.
>>53259060
Archer was Tsundere for himself.
>>53259058
Huh- guess ill remove the (+) from arbiter and make it EX when I get back to my computer. MB
>>53259060
All this Fate/ talk reminds me of my terrible mistake of joining a forum based Holy Grail War RP...
I miss being Don Quixote Saber.
>>53259054
06/07
>>53259127
>Don Quixote Saber
Huh i thought that Rider suited him better
>>53259127
07/07
Boom! Battle Mage dumped!
Also, why the fuck does the CAPTCHA want me to draw now?
>>53259156
That would make sense.
Him being Lancer would also make more sense because actually used a lance.
But he was a knight.
Knights carry swords.
So boom. Crazy Spanish Saber.
His Noble Phantasm was turning into the knight he saw himself as for short periods of time.
>>53256586
>>53256682
>>53256698
Perhaps you should consider staying there. I'd TELL you to stay there but I don't wish such a fate on anyone.
>>53259261
Forgot about these bastards.
Fuck.
>>53259298
you act as though browsing a website is like physically going to a distant place
it takes no effort to lurk and browse 20+ sites at a time.
>>53259328
You need 20+ screens for that idiot
Oh shit.
Next up was Branching Heart and I got yelled at recently for trying to dump all of it.
Would you guys prefer a link from the drive or something instead?
In the meantime, hello Mr. Ambien, let's post some comfy waifu shit.
>>53259366
>You need 20+ screens for that idiot
You're the idiot who doesn't have at least 20 screens.
>>53259438
PDF for BH would be best.
>>53259438
I don't have space for 20 screens don't judge me
>>53259467
get a job
>>53258779
Routine Physical Training +8
Under 28 years old +8
suffering from the following: redacted +8
(144%)
Swarm (137%)
Ouroboros (129%)
Atlas (121%)
Man of Steel (109%)
Herakles (100%)
Clockwork x2: heart and lungs (92.5%)
Caliburn's Scabbard (89.5%)
Sting like a bee x2: both arms (77.5%)
disregard danger, aquire strength, become a superhero. or at least a super soldier
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>53259530
mistyped roll
>>53259438
Moostery Boox
>>53259307
Who are they anyway? I only found them after I'd finished my build.
>>53259457
Okay. I did not see one in Beri's drive. Anyone know how to convert 29 image files into a PDF?
Someone post Star Dust in one page again.
I liked that.
>>53259551
>Who are they anyway?
Players.
Those are anons.
>>53256466
You should come down to the South sometime if you get a chance. Despite the stereotypes, we're actually very welcoming to foreign visitors (Southern hospitality ain't just for other Americans). In particular pay one of the really old cities a visit, like Charleston or Savannah. A little too touristy these days, and a few too many transplanted Yankees marring the Southern charm, but still lovely.
If I were to visit Germany, where would you recommend starting? I'm very intrigued by Europe's medieval history.
>>53259530
You didn't make a Playmate in there, anon?
The the second page was where it shined for me.
>>53259570
Oh dear lord...
So essentially like the ones in Traveller... Which I'm definitely in....
A-anyway, any lurkers out there still looking for a roommate? Cause you're about to get more hopefuls.
01/03
>>53259556
I'm really considering getting InDesign for this level of convenience but it simply doesn't meet the graphical processing power I need.
Most CYOAs I'm making from here on are just gonna be 1-2 pagers anyways.
>>53259438
I want to help shelly, maybe shed enjoy /tg/ related thing - trade one cancer for another
>>53259653
Blues, right now, no hesitation. Every choice that comes later will be chosen when the time comes.
Hope need not ride alone.
>>53259660
>just gonna be 1-2 pagers anyways.
That's a shame, but I guess it makes sense
>>53259742
Most of them. All butApocalypse.
>>53259653
02/03
>>53259660
I don't think I should try to grasp that while under the influence of Ambien, but I'm going to anyway.
>>53259665
I'm constantly torn between Daisy andSammy.
It's the age-old tale of a man trying to decide between getting murdered and getting to meet Chris Hansen.
>>53255411
>belligerent shitposter
No, you're just an idiot that doesn't know what selfish means and ignored the dictionary. I can't believe you're still butthurt about losing that argument.
>>53259653
Valentia of aragon - every time
>>53256778
whatever one lets us retoactively kill wildbow before he makes this tripe
>>53259785
03/03
>>53259800
Don't you dare ruin my comfy dump cruise with pointless hate!
>>53259823
See, I was the same way until I saw Milla Rosche and now I can bring myself to choose.
>>53259653
Didn't see the second page, hang on.
>>53259530
>>53258812
I'd definitely have to go with Sophie. I want nothing to do with the people who participate in this organization willingly, reluctantly or not. I am also not a homosexual, though if I were Kristoff would be my next choice. That's one impeccable beard, regardless of sexuality.
>>53255092
Stealth Arma
Abilities
-Aim assist lv2-2
-Arma Summon lv2-2
-info uplink lv2-2
-AI lv2-2
-Audio override lv1-1
-lock on lv1-1
weapons
-Small Melee
-High-Range Gun
Contracts
-Save an assassin
-Counterstrike
-Kill a Billionaire
Alright going back to our CYOA roots for this next dump.
Here's that adventure we were bitching about earlier!
01/04
>>53256698
>I do and have
Post your CYOA.
>>53259665
I'd do the same, except I don't actually do any /tg/, I just read about it and wish I did it. By helping Shelly I might actually be able to help myself some as well.
>>53259968
02/04
>>53259929
Yeah, my bad for not numbering them.
Personally, I went:
[Suitability]
>119%/144%
[Augments]
>AG# 409 - "Siren"
>AG# 557 - "Horus"
>AG# 558 - "Sherlock"
[Conversation Partner]
Alexandra (Red)
But given the chance, I'd get out of there with her and Sophie.
>>53260135
If your folder is in alphabetical order, diesn't that mean your own CYOA is going to be at the back?
>>53260135
03/04
>>53260175
04/04
>>53260172
Yes, it does.
But it's not finished...
I could post the pages that are if you like.
I kinda went insane due to insomnia and fucked up Aries, so I have to redo her.
But if you don't mind just having the first 3 I'll post it.
>>53260242
Don't let me interrupt your comfy sequence, ZBG. We'll read it when the time is right
>>53260309
Technically it's under "T" because it's "The War of the Zodiac Brides."
And I was queuing it up anyway.
Here's the first page and the first half of the Brides.
01/03(5)
>>53256888
>Angel the Beauty
You mean Angel the insane "lesbian"?
>tfw you will never marry Sebastian
>you will never introduce him to the pleasures of the flesh in his bridal bed
>you will never slowly corrupt him, making him more and more lewd and addicted to sex
>you will never get him into all your obscure fetishes
>you will never have a threesome with him and Vignette
>you will neverimpregnate him and raise a child together
>>53260376
It can't be both?
>>53260367
02/03(5)
>>53260376
Tell the story again, Anon-senpai! Tell us about her!
>>53259660
Stardust makes more sense in posting a .pdf than the one image.
>>53260419
Her dad raped her. She experiences pain from intercourse so she pretends to be a lesbo. She also has whackadoodle views about men, women, and sexuality.
>>53260434
The image quality on the PDF is much lower than on the one image, somehow.
>>53260419
>>53260367
I forgot how much I loved some of these.
>>53260419
Here you go bro.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/username/Angelanon/order/asc/
>>53256855
If you used Body Swap on a person who has Komnenos active what would happen?
>>53260419
03/03(5)
And that's all there is so far. Gotta remake Aries and 5 other girls to make from scratch.And then maybe a 6th page with a map of Zodiac and Sebastian explaining the specific rules for the War.
And then a minimum of 3 mystery boxes.
>>53260412
Thanks, anon! Now I can threaten to show him this if he ever tries to punch my monitor again.
>>53260469
But, did she actually ever make anything? Or was she just cancer?
>>53260419
You know what would be funny? Using dominate to create thoughts of murder in Vignette's head and watching as she starts going crazy and thinking that she's a psycho even though she hates those thoughts but they just don't stop coming.
>>53260574
She made this and something else. She was cancer, but she's a lot better now. Probably due to us bullyciding her so much.
>>53260588
NO! SEB-
SEBASTIAN GET BACK IN CORNER!
Anon, don't say shit like that so casually.
Were you not in the last thread?
>>53260588
I'd rather put my penis in her and make mini Vignettes.
>>53260642
Guys like that are asking for a coup anyway.
>>53260642
Do you have some vague estimation on when the next page will be ready?
>>53259968
>Righteousness
>Sword, Shield, Throwing
>Tactician, Charismatic
>Chastity, Watcher, Comfort
Pain won't slow me, and I won't be taken out by ambush.
Sword Enchantments
>Against All Odds, Vampire
Last forever against hordes of enemies
Shield Enchantments
>Barrier, Repulsor
Throwing Enchantments
>Chill, Barbs
Barbs will cause my throwing daggers to stay in the enemies longer, chilling them even further.
Armour Enchantments (Light Armour, with a full helm)
>Seamless, Supporting, Blood and Guts
Even more lasting power. My Comfort rune means the pain from having my bones held together won't slow me down at all.
>Amorphous
>Regeneration 3, Toughness 2, Speed 3, Strength 3, Breath Weapon 3
I. Will. Not. Die. Enemies will be pretty much incapable of hitting me, and when they do I'll regenerate it before they can hit me again anyway. Strength means I can get past any enemy physically, and Breath Weapon means I can deal with hordes at once as well as enemies that I can't go into melee with.
Spell 1
>Cataclysm, Chameleon, Fortify.
Cloak everyone on my side. The enemy quite literally won't know what hit them. That, and they'll be hitting harder.
Spell 2
>Cataclysm, Harm, Madness.
Damages the enemy and the survivors start killing eachother off.
>The Band of Friendship and Fellows
Roadtrip ahoy!
>The Battlemage, The Longbowman, The Mutant Child, The Summoner, The Living Wall, The Templar, The Bombardier.
Another battlemage like me to back me up, this guy more focused around damage spells. The Longbowman is to provide some long-ranged, mundane support. Our Mutant Child and Living Wall will bring some muscle and tankiness to overpower normal enemies and, in the Mutant Child's case, Avatars. The Summoner will buff out our group with summons, of course. The Templar will provide healing, holy magic, and a second mind to go over my tactics. Finally, the Bombardier will provide some wonderful, mundane, ranged AoE to deal with any magical wards.
>>53260642
No, I wasn't. How many ways to make Vignette suffer were thought up?
>>53260635
She didn't make that, Luminal made the Empress Cyoa.
>>53260574
>But, did she actually ever make anything? Or was she just cancer?
She's still pretty cancerous and she like to spam her builds over and over for attention but she isn't as bad as she was before, and that's really not saying much
>>53259766
Are you calling it that because it will be the end of an era for cyoa?
>>53260806
Aye, my mistake.
>>53259660
>>53260367
I never checked your one out before, but looking at it now, I can see why everyone wants to waifu Vignette.
>>53260877
>Stardust, stardust! Please have mercy on me!
>>53260852It's just part of the lore.
>>53260673
Why the fuck do Mini Vignettes sound delicious?
Fuck... I'm a monster.
>>53260677
I miss my dumping groove. It was peaceful.
But the Ambien's wearing off anyway. And I think my prescription's here so I may be heading out for the moment.
>>53260684
As soon as I wake up from the sleep I've been chasing for the past 24 hours, I'll immediately start re-writing Aries. I'm already forming plans for Leo, so at best end of the week.
At worst never.
But the more likely worst is that the next page will be ready around the middle of next week and we may even get to the last of the Bride's pages by the week after that.
After that, I'm going to try and kick back and lurk for a bit.
Maybe let Sebastian lurk in few more threads while I see if I can actually manage to make a half decent looking map....
Then, if the process hasn't broken me I've planned for a page for a map of Zodiac, some more detail explanations of the War, and at least two. Possibly three mystery boxes.
In the meantime.
Pleasant Days and Long Nights Until Then.
>Computer freezes
>Lose all cyoa progress
MOTHER FUCKER
>>53260877
/cyoag/ doesn't deserve mercy anon.
It needs to be put down. But is too cowardly to welcome the sweet embrace of death.
>>53260367
How hard will it be to get all twelve girls to survive, or abolish the tradition altogether?
Because I really don't want any of them to die...
>>53260982
You should be constantly ctrl+s'ing
>>53260985
Agreed, Burn this place to the ground. Maybe from the ashes some good will grow again.
>>53261083
It's probably one of those things where it's pretty easy to get 11 to survive but almost impossible to get all 12 out alive.
>>53261100
The cycle will just repeat itself again and again, the cinders and ashes need to stay dead.
>>53261115
/cyoag/ delenda est.
>>53261100
Nah the ashes will be too salty.
>>53261100
>>53261115
>>53261157
>>53261188
New thread?
>>53255152
I am going to be honest, this is pretty funny.
>>53259823
I'm with you, man. She has a cat, a mansion, and a cool witch hat. Plus she really wants me to stay. Volentia is for cuddling. And whatever freaky things she wants to do in bed, I suppose.
>>53261552
New thread?
>Can't Ctrl + F cyoa on catalog for it
>>53261602
>>53261651
>Both of you delete your new thread.
New thread: >>53261730
>>53261736
>>53261083
I'm going to beat down the twelve other girls and then recruit them with the power of friendship!
>>53255092
Stealth Arma
Aim Assist 2
Lock On 2
Sync Bodies 2
Holo Suit 2
Audio Override 2
High-Range Gun
Stealthy Gun
Save an Assassin
Guard an Heir
Slay a Dictator
>>53260367
If I'm a relative of this line then logic would dictates so is one side of my family. Unless I'm adopted. Can't I just advocate the throne? I'm not even the oldest son though depending I still could be since half brothers though only on my mother's side. Even if it's my father's side I could just give it to him.
>>53262497
Abdicate.
>>53262520
This is why I can't rule. I don't even know what I'm talking about.