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Daemonhost.

shoo jackposter

Bride of Father, from KND.

>>53254216
Disappointing daughter and waifu

>>53254216
Level 5 token love interest.

>>53254216
Level 7 FOOLISH SAMURAI! bait

Haven't been able to watch samurai jack for the last two weeks because I've been in Spain, how fucked have things gotten?

>>53254216
Gen Erik - level 15

>>53254771
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yea it's pretty bad

>>53254771
That depends entirely on how much of a waifufag you are.

>>53254831
What if I was enough of a waifufag to shit up the drawthread with different characters that were all based on the same reference picture?

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>>53254216
>chaotic good
>human
>Str 16
>Dex 20
>Con 12
>Int 12
>Wis 12
>Cha 8

Not sure about transformed version

>>53254216
lvl5 Ruiner of Seasons

>>53254858
If you don't mind Ashi its solid. Episode 9 shit got fucking real.

>>53254771
Is this your first cartoon? Did you really not see it coming?

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Ill stat this guy:

Str 24
Dex 12
Con 19
Int 8
Wis 14
Cha 7

>>53254771
>how fucked have things gotten?
This is the third time Jack has fallen in love with Aku isn't it?

>>53254810

You memeing or is this real

>>53254831

I'll admit I can be, but AshI ain't my cup of tea really.

>>53254928

Bit of a pessimist aren't you?

>>53254771
Jack impregnated Aku and she's his daughteru as well.

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>be me
>DM pitches to me this cool cyberpunk setting
>I'm honestly not feeling it, I wanna play some fatnasy shit
>comes back to me having worked out a way for me to keep my character like this
>turns out my dude is a prince from the past and was trying to kill this demon but got sent the future
>demon has taken over the cyberpunk world and my sword is the only thing that kill him
>no one else showed up to first few sessions
>DM decides to make this just various one shots
>sometimes my bro will show up
>DM invites a friend
>faggot has damn near the same concept
>thing similair, warrior dude who's a part of this clan,has a magic sword but he's older and has a gun for a leg
>character is polite and humble
>this fag just starts throwing an autistic rage for ten minutes
>DM manages to get us to work together to fight some robots
>fag turns out to be a total bro
>has a job so can't show up all the time but when he does it's the most memorable games
>DM keeps running these one shots for me for five years but he's got burned out by them
>life goes play some other shit,graduate school and getting a start in my career
>still keep in contact with DM
>asks if I want a conclusion to cyberpunk game
>I say fuck yeah

>>53255051

Bullshit. What's next, you try and sell me on plastic sisters? I wasn't born yesterday mate.

>>53255117
I'm sorry anon, but he's... Actually right.

>>53255000
>The Scotsman
>Cha 7

He managed to successfully taunt the most stoic man in the world.

>>53255117
Cultist leader got impregnated by drinking a small part of liquidfied Aku

>>53255013
I only count 2. The time Aku disguised as a grill to blow up a time portal in a desert oasis & this. What am I missing?

>>53255140

No way. You're fucking with me. This is same fagging or two anons getting together to take the piss out. There is no fucking way.

>>53254216
Man, to think there could have been seven of these things running around.

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>>53255166
I think it was Boom Stuidios(maybe Darkhorse) did some Samurai Jack comics. The comic was called Jack and Jill. Jack saves this Kabuki girl who's mute and starts calling her JIll. He starts bonding with her for an undisclosed amount of time then he wipes apart of her make-up and sees it's black.

>pic related happens next

>>53255178
Nope, sorry anon. Most of us just dropped the series yesterday. Jack is little more than a Pathfinder campaign directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

What a Tweest!!!

>>53255259

Diseased horse cock gargling whore who fucked a monkey why?

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>>53255236

>>53255236
Are you serious? A kabuki girl...? Please tell me that was the exact word: kabuki. If so, Jack might have some explaining to do. I mean, he's from a pretty early time, so he very well could have been before it & have something of an excuse, but still.

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>>53255356
Well 'she' was a mute so the word kabuki was never said but that's what she looked like to me.

>>53255356

Pretty sure the other anon was just pulling a word out of his ass. I've read it, I don't remember seeing the word kabuki anywhere, I just remember a stereotypical jap woman. Looked like a geisha more than anything really.

>>53255236
>Aku!
>Where?
Lost it.

>>53255406
>>53255414
Ah, alright. I brought it up, comic-posting-anon, because kabuki is like ye olde Shakespeare performing in that the cast is entirely male. A kabuki girl would have to ba a kabuki girl (male). Geisha seems a more appropriate term.

>>53255406
So that's three times: green-faced woman, this geisha(?) from the comics, and Ashi.

When will Aku finally just fuck him?

>>53255519
Go it. I did not know that. Like >>53255414 I was pulling that word out my ass. Thought it was just the term for the white make up they wear.

>>53255519
In your defense, this time it was a cute girl (male).

>>53255534
Technically speaking the comics aren't canon because they gave the series an ending but I'd like to think Aku did pull this shit before he went fool on NEET

>>53255453
Aku is literally cosmic troll-force incarnate. It's so impressive I'd be almost sad if we didn't get the future that is Aku in our timeline.

>>53255000
>cha 7

Have you seen how many children he has?

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>>53255670
Not to mention how THICC they are.

>>53255670
Have you seen his wife?

>>53255729

Son, we all know that's what happens to Caucasian woman once they are past their prime no matter how pretty and nice they used to be.

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>>53254771
Absoloutly fucked

>>53255861
Too soon anon.

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>>53255861
RIP In Peace man.

>>53255861
feels
bad
man

>>53255861
I guess Jack wasn't the man.

>>53255729
Yes. Formidable woman. He'd have to have a high CHA to keep from ending up dead by her hand.

>>53254310
No. Jackposters stay and stay stayed.

>>53255861
Cheesus christ.
That's heavy.

>>53254876
This, honestly.

>>53255155
Racial bonus to intimidate.

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>>53255330
The idea of Aku wanting to torture Jack for all of his existence as some kind of twisted affection was pretty interesting. I wish that they had done this more in the show.

>>53255013
If it keeps happening maybe it's just meant to be, they should really just count their blessings and get married already.

>>53255000
Better stats:

Str 20
Dex 14
Con 19
Int 9
Wis 6
Cha 16

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>>53255861

>>53255000
>Cha 7
The thing is, Cha is weird for Samurai Jack, because next to almost every fucking character is beloved by many, so Cha doesn't really work. The BBEG is probably the most beloved.

>Every character has CHA 20
>Aku just has 21

>>53255861
How to Stomp on the Hearts of Men
By Genndy Tartakovsky

>>53256102
>The idea of Aku wanting to torture Jack for all of his existence as some kind of twisted affection
Aku ain't gay for Jack. He just loves messing with the FOOL

>Jack: Swordsage 20 - LG - 16/22/14/14/14/14 - +5 Holy Avenger Katana
>Scotsman: Barbarian 18 - CG - 22/18/10/8/8/8 - +4 Magic Roones Greatsword
>Da Samoorai: Swordsage 5 - CN - 10/10/10/10/10/12 - Masterwork Katana
>The Guardian: Warblade 30 - LN - 30/20/40/10/10/10 - Everything
>Ashi: Rogue 15 - NG (formerly NE) - 16/20/14/12/10/14 - None
>Aku: CR 20 demon - CE - Immunity to all non-divine attacks
Of course, this doesn't explain Ashi's ability to defeat an army with her bare hands.

>>53255701
The new season would have been better if it followed these girls rather than that shitty sue Aishi

>>53256483
Shouldn't Ashi be on par with Scotsman?

>>53256647
Why would she be?

>>53256481
I didn't say gay.

>>53254862
Her CON should be significantly higher: she survived a fall that killed at least one of her sisters, and more to the point, we've never actually seen Ashi with a physical injury. Hurt and in a lot of pain, sure, but not bleeding. Plus there was that time she powered through the electric torture.

Likewise, I'd hesitate to give her an Intelligence of 12. Frankly even 10 might be pushing it. She, after all, had a childhood that consisted of solely "kill the Samurai", with the High Priestess actively punishing her and her sisters for thinking or doing anything else. That's the sort of thing that would stunt intelligence.

8 Charisma seems about right. She has yet to demonstrate any real force of personality or personal magnetism.

>>53255178 >>53255321
Yes, they're fucking with you.

Ashi is sort of Aku's daughter, though. Basically he DID once meet that cult that was worshiping a statue of him, decided he liked the concept, and left behind some of himself for them to worship instead of the statue. One of the cultists drank it, got magic pregnant, and gave birth to Ashi and her sisters.

>>53256483
>>53256647
I'd say Ashi is a swordsage with the fist variant

>>53256678
>took down an entire army without a weapon
>managed to sneak up on Jack before
>busted out of restraints crushing her limbs and electrocuting her
I'm not saying she's a physical equal with Scotsman but I think she's shown enough shit that she could hold her own against him.

>>53256969
She wields a kama-chain thing when she's first introduced, though.

>>53257097
Uh... she retrained levels

>>53255236
>Aku...?!
>Where?!
God fucking damn it Aku, is too perfect

>>53254216
>CSM special Character
WS7 BS none, S8 T8 I4 A5 Ld8 Sv3+

I'd give them a 4+ invulnerable
Fear and fearless special rule

anything else? This is my first stat

>>53255956
I thought it was more of, "I guess Aku has the power to stomp out any prophecy or inkling of hope".

>>53261094
I mean I guess

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>>53255861

>>53254216
Anon, who the artist and where did you get the pic? google did nothing

>>53263677
I wish I could tell you, I grabbed it from /co/

>>53263702
which thread? cause it remind me of an artist I forgot about a long time ago in a distant land

>>53263714
I think it was from a thread talking about if Ashi was going to be alright or not. I honestly couldn't remember. I was just browsing SJ threads to find good images of punished Ashi

>>53263731
Nvm, I found it, the guy is vutiendung, tumblr and deviantart

>>53254216
Do it yourself you massive fucking faggot.

Stat me threads are the Andy Sixx logs of this board.

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>>53255861
>Kill The Guardian.
>Make fifty years in the future Jack a lame, brooding fuck instead of a King.
Comics > Season 5

>>53254862
She should have Strength and Constitution well into the 20s. She's a fucking monster. Did you see what she did to that army of not-orcs with her bare hands?

>>53261094
Well, he is right about at or just below deity-tier power. It takes some pretty divine-esque figures to fight him head to head unless you're wielding Jack's sword.

He can probably more or less do as he pleases. It's not strange that he can break prophecies given that he can also fuck with time.

>>53256234
Aku has cha through the roof, he seduced jack thrice.

>>53265093
With Ashi he technically also cucked Jack with himself, while seducing him.

>Yeeees, I smell ME inside of her

>>53265489
80% of the latest two episodes have been shameless fanservice. It's like they just realized they were on Adult Swim.

>>53255861
What do you think is gonna happen next episode dumbasses?
The blue nigga is gonna show up outta nowhere and be like: Oh I lost muh glasses, here they are.
And then he gon team up with Jacku chase Aku away and sent Jack and the girl back to the pass.

>>53255670
>>53255701
Clearly the Scotsman, maybe the Scotish in general, have a racial advantage allowing them to substitute Constitution for Charisma checks with other Scots, and on rolls involving insults.

>>53255000
class: Bardbarian

>>53256483
>>53256969
>>53257097

Ashi is clearly a lvl 16 Monk

She slaughtered an entire army with her bare hands and wearing nothing but a leaf dress

>>53254683
Level 10 Born Sexy Yesterday

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>>53266598
Of course he wil Anon

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>>53266598
THOSE WERE MY FAVOURITE GLASSES

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>>53266598
>The blue nigga is gonna show up outta nowhere and then he gon team up with Jacku
I also want him to get to keep Ashi, Jack deserves a reward.

>>53271251
She will likely win the battle of the minds and then after AKu is defeted send him into the past, because since shes Akus spawn she also has time magic or some shit

>>53273534
This show has gone some dark places. It's not out of the question that he might have to kill Ashi to kill Aku

>>53273534
Genndy said it'll be bittersweet, so perhaps Aku's gone and Ashi CAN use time powers but it's so taxing that it would cost her life.

Ashi flat out does it anyway and Jack leaves. he fulfills his quest and gets back home, but a piece of him is dead. Aku may also just decide to nuke the world and kill all his friends so he has no reason to stay. In fact, by going back to the past, he ensures the world actually survives past "the future battle".

>>53254771
Pretty fucked, on fact you won't lose anything from skipping everything after episode 3.

I was kind of liking the new season, but then someone told me that these two are going to be the final episodes and I got kind of disappointed. I thought there'd be so much more, but all the time was taken up by Jack angst.

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>>53276154
>not liking Seppuku Jack