Stat me, /tg/.

>>53243745
Alright, I'll give it a shot.

>Str:High
She's throwing around swords and is a robot.
>Dex:Somehow Higher
She's doing all that in HIGH HEELS.
>Con:Average
For the setting; she's not really amazingly durable compared to others around.
>Int:Average
That's what she's got 9S for.
>Wis:Low
Partially forced due to YorHa doctrine.
>Cha:YES
I'm sorry, my counter just went into an overflow error. Now it's done it again. Crap, it just hit a third overflow, how high is that CHA?

>>53243745
>Cha:YES
>I'm sorry, my counter just went into an overflow error. Now it's done it again. Crap, it just hit a third overflow, how high is that CHA?

It's the ass, isn't it?

>>53244235
She is just too hot. It resonates with some primal instincts in every male soul.

>>53244061
>>53244273
Being attractive alone isn't charisma. What's her personality like? Do people naturally respect or listen to her, or blow her off and disregard what she has to say?

Warforged fighter. Possibly monk. Due to her capabilities, probably an epic level character.

Done.

>>53244535
I can't really think of any examples of her doing any actual convincing, at least not about anything important. She's mostly just following orders.

>>53244557
Sounds pretty Low CHA to me. Obedient robot is classic shitty CHA.

>>53243745

HP: -10

>>53244557
>>53244571
There's a very good reason why she acts like that but it's a major spoiler

It's cause her job's actually to kill her partner whenever they learn too much

>>53244552
>implying she wouldn't be an assassin rogue

>>53244646
You son of a bitch

>>53244652
The worst part is that it's actually a spoiler

>>53243745
I'd suck a thousand android dicks for that outfit and the curves to wear it.

>>53244655
Why don't you just accept your body and cosplay 2B anyway? Her voice actress, Kira Buckland, did it when she and 9S' actor streamed the game.

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>>53243745
Dead characters don't have stats.

>>53244721
They do when they get resurrected.

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>>53244735
You think they're gonna stay resurrected?

Taro already confirmed The Watchers aren't done with earth.

>>53244741
Probably. If Emil is any indicator, he doesn't need to kill off a character to reach his daily suffering quota.

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>>53244780
He doesn't have a quota. He just likes to do it. The man loves his work.

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>>53243745

Face: 6
Tits: 7
Ass: 9+
Legs: 8
Personality: Artificial
Perks: vaginal orifice produces that industrial, new car scent we all know and love

>>53244741
>>53244735
Didn't she die anyways? At the end of the concert she just stops functioning.

>>53244811
Concert isn't canon to the game.

>>53244824
Dude what, it's literally what happens after the game ends. Taro likes doing that sort of shit were he puts the true ending of a game in other type of media, see Nier, Drakengard 3.

>>53243745
Large Magical Ass

>>53244811
>>53244824
In the scripts they released beforehand, she was supposed to die. When it was actually performed, they did an altered script where Nines woke up right before 2B shut down. In short, Taro was trolling the whole time.

>>53244842
See >>53244850 , you little shitnugget.

>>53244696
I'm pretty trappy, but it's my face. I don't have the stomach to cosplay when I know my face lets me down.

>>53243745
LVL01 fanservice fetish protagonist that ruined an otherwise great game, by giving everyone the impressions that she is from just a weird shitty Japanese fanservice game.

>>53244864
post pics for advice

lots of pics

>>53244868
Honestly if people can't look past that they're idiots anyway. Judging a book by the cover and all that

>>53244887
can already tell you're a horse faced motherfucker

>>53244850
>>53244824
>>53244811

There's a true end concert? Does it take place after ending E?

>>53244901
It's an alternate ending.

>>53244901
Yeah, it's a few weeks after when the pods are ready to reactivate everyone. A2 is only offhandedly mentioned, though, so we don't know definitively what happened to her.

>>53244868
Nice bait

You might need to insert 'weaboo' somewhere.

situational CHA
99 for weeaboo virgins
3 for everyone else

>>53243745
Weakness: NUCLEAR shota.

>>53244850
Do you happen to know how the replicant one went? I never heard about it before today.

>>53244984
Ironically enough, that's also her Favored Enemy.

>>53244991
Not sure which one you're talking about. Was it from Automata or something from the original Nier?

>>53244993

Can you have a Favored Enemy you don't want to fight?

>>53244721
>>53244984
9S going nuclear was fucking amazing.

>>53245001
I mean the original Nier, I hadn't known there was more then just the base game.

>>53245015
There were two NieRs in japan. the only difference is in one dadnier is replaced with shotanier
Dadnier is better

>>53245019
There is only Dadnier, prostitutenier was a mistake

>>53245009
If they're duty bound into doing it, yes.

>Even with his rough breathing, 9S was smiling.
“Next time...don’t hesitate...to kill me. Because we….will meet again.”

>>53245011
>The fight against his own corrupted memories of 2B.
>His insane screaming about how they're his and his alone.
>Him stabbing them over and over.
>His broken sobbing as he continues to stab them even after they've reverted back to 2B.
>His sobs turning into laughter.
>His pose over her corpse.
>The fact that Androids feel fighting and killing like we do love and sex.

>>53245054
>"I'll... kill you..."
>"I'll kill you? Heh. That's my line."
I know it's "nothin personnel..." tier but I halfway chuckled at this part.

>>53245054
That entire end sequence was really well done

>>53245072
Didn't A2 say that? That sounds like something that would be said in a conversation involving A2.

>>53245102
No, murdershota says it when the Forest Kingdom bots are screaming about revenge for their king.

>>53245111
Really? The loli(male) really did snap.

>>53244871
You would be surprised how much people judge on first impressions.

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>>53245119
Also, he hears a few machines crying out that they're in pain while he's slaughtering them and he responds with "Machines can't feel pain".

>>53245135
>Dislikes.
>a2 from yorha fuck you a2 stop stabbing everyone i love you peace of shit.

I love this.

So what is the suffering skeleton guy's deal?

>>53245185
He's an immortal magical superweapon who cloned himself a couple thousand times to fight off the alien invasion and failed. Due to all of the cloning, he lost most of his memories, and a lot of the clones simply went insane. He now exists as the last human, if you can even still call him a human after becoming such a monstrosity, in a thousands-of-years-long pointless existence completely alone, without even the memories of his dead friends to keep him company.

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>>53245185
He was the last surviving human on earth who got experimented on along with his sister with magic to be made into the ultimate weapon. Being effectively immortal, he outlived all of his friends and all the replicants who all eventually died of the black scrawl since they no longer had anyway of reuniting with the gestalts anymore. Millenias later he single handedly fended off the aliens who invaded earth by making clones of himself (losing most of his memories in the process), all of which eventually turned insane out of sheer despair.

>>53245216
Yes, but wasn't he from a different game?

>>53244908
Not very feminine, but your face isn't that bad. Do it, and if anyone asks, say you're doing it ironically, or something.

>>53245232
The first Nier, where he was still immortal and lonely, but got transformed from an innocent shota to a sp00ky skeltal so he could save his friend that he accidentally petrified with his magic.

>>53245232
Same series.

>>53245232
He's in both. This is the sequel.

>>53245185
He realized that the secret to living a fulfilling life after an entire existence made of nothing but despair is to sell things at unbelievably cheep prices.

>>53245267
>if you listen closely to his little song when he says "Everyday is great" it doesn't sound like there's a 'T' sound at the end
>Every day is gray when you're me!

>>53244887
Nice use of fabric at the waist senpai.

>>53244273
And/or lesbian or bisexual soul. 2B is popular with the same sort of dykes who are super into anime.

>>53245385
it's the design of the dress
Very flattering.

So is the game actually good or is it just good for the rule34?

And should I support the creators of just torrent?

>>53245582
It's good. Not the best action Platinum ever made, but very respectable, amazing graphics, musical score, story.

Definitely support, I want more team-ups like this.

>>53245582
Come for the ass, stay for the existential crisis.
I thought the game was pretty good, personally, and you only play as 2B for the first third or so of the game. It's not the best thing I've ever played and the gameplay is basically Metal Gear Revengeance reskinned but it has an interesting storyline and the ending is one of the most clever usages of the video game medium I've ever seen or heard about.

As for torrenting it, that's up to you. There's a couple graphical glitches in the PC version that have been fixed by an unofficial patch and the game is basically unplayable without a controller, though.

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>>53245582
Legitimately one of the best games released in the decade if you enjoy a good story and you genuinely care about video games as a form of medium and the things passionate people can do with them.

I'm not sure I'd recommend it to Joe Normie but if the above applies to you you owe it to yourself to play it.

>>53244535
There's always one salty fat fuck in a charisma discussion.

>>53244741
What would Taro be like as a DM?

>>53245652
Salty fat fuck has a point. Pretty pretty elves don't have racial CHA bonuses while hideous monsters of all sorts have great charisma. Then there's the relativity of physical attractiveness; a giant smelly evil reptile might seem superhumanly gorgeous to one subset of furries, but you'll be hard pressed to explain why anyone else would see it the same way.

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>>53245826
That mostly depends on the party and the setting he'd have to work with I imagine.
One thing for sure though is that he'd probably have a fucking field day toying with a group of murderhobos.

>>53245636
>Legitimately one of the best games released in the decade if you enjoy a good story and you genuinely care about video games as a form of medium and the things passionate people can do with them.

t. polygon

Whenever people talk like.that they just mean forced diversity and walking simulators

>>53245893
If under "forced diversity" you mean "everyone is either a fucking supermodel with white skin and hair, or a rust bucket" and "hectic hack and slash action" under "walking simulator" yeah, I guess.

>>53245893
Are you fucking retarded?

>>53245920
There are some nonwhites.
They're all side characters Like real life though

>>53245925
Gamers don't care about "story" or "the artistic potential of the medium" because that is the realm of walking simulators, "your choices matter*" Telltale "games" and hamburger helper's "gameplay is oppression, you should be allowed to skip it"

>>53245971
Oh you poor, poor child

>>53245971
This has to be bait.
You know that something can be fun and still be artistic, right?

>>53246007
The only true art is smashing yourself in the balls with a jackhammer.

>>53246021
And pogs.

>>53246007
t. biodrone

>>53245652
It's not really salt if it's true. There's way more to charisma than just how fuckable you are. I'm pretty sure on edition of D&D even says there's no real correlation saying that guys like Hitler and Napoleon would have high charisma scores despite not being attractive.

>>53246400
Napoleon wasn't unattractive. He looked totally normal when he was older and was a pretty handsome dude in his youth.

>>53246400
Hitler was actually considered rather attractive... or maybe it's just that he was perceived so powerful it warped the meaning of attractiveness, it's hard to tell.

>>53243745
Pretty sure the best way to stat her would be in Exalted.

>>53243745
Race: YoRHa
Classes: Android 1, No. 2 Type E 19
STR: 1 less than A2
DEX: 1 less than A2
CON: 1 less than A2
INT: 5 less than A2
WIS: 5 less than A2
CHA: 1 more than A2

Edge2 is better than her in every single way but the ass.

>>53246446
Can't be, because everything about exalted is shit.

>>53245385
It's called a peplum, easily one of my top 3 clothing details.

t. fashion sense of a much prettier person

>>53246400
>Examples are two attractive people
Lower salt in your diet will help with weight loss.

>>53246511
After peplos, I take? Makes sense because of the fold. Peplum by Blutch is a good comic if you can get it.

What are your other two?

>>53246561
>>53246561
>>>53246511 (You)
>After peplos, I take? Makes sense because of the fold.
Yep!
>What are your other two?
Floral embroidery and Queen Anne necklines, in no particular order.
>tfw at a fashion show last weekend that had all 3

I'll have to look that comic up, it seems neat!

>>53246523
That's literally the books saying those people aren't attractive and have high charisma.

Regardless of what you think they are the intent is obvious that charisma is a MENTAL stat, not a physical one. Any connection it has to attractiveness is incidentally.

>>53246649
Do have pics of like an ideal dress that has all three or are they a do not mix kinda thing for you? Can I intrude and ask what exactly defines a Queen Anne neckline, too, cause I thought it was this kinda pentagonal shape but google right now tells me different?

I used to have a ton of fashion pics I used for games with a bunch incorporating real flowers including this freaky organic set where it was like they were growing from people's heads. In terms of floral embroidery I think it's neat how the roughness and thickness of embroidery can totally change the look of clothing and what you associate it with. Like Mary Katrantzou stuff?

>>53245228
IT SCREAMED AT US

>>53244798
>that industrial, new car scent

Which is probably made in industrial sized batches. They way bank checks from car dealers tend to smell, they obviously have that shit in spray cans.

>>53246523
Are you seriously trying to argue that Napoleon and Hitler were physically handsome?

They were fuck ugly. Shallow women liked them because they were charismatic, powerful, and rich.

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>>53246789
I actually prefer peplum blazers to dresses, they can definitely mix though! Don't have a good combo example (and unofficial photography wasn't allowed at the show so I can't post the absolutely perfect one from the third set).

Queen Anne neckline is 100% the pentagonal shape, Google is dumb. I especially love when it's done a separate pieces tho (strapless dress+bolero jacket is the usual way).

Oh gosh the show had a ton of what I can only describe as LSD Maleficent headpieces, absolutely gorgeous. Pic related (I know for sure I saw 1, 2, and 4, local models wore them better though!)

>Mary Katrantzou
This is hecking cool, why is /tg/ better than the other boards at their things?

>>53243745
How does she see with bandages over her face?

>>53247235
RABOTS

>>53247062
Napoleon was a fucking babe going by his younger portaits.

>>53247062
>Shallow women liked them because they were charismatic, powerful, and rich.
I am trying to wrap my head around the fact that you just said that shallow women like charisma better than looks

>>53247235
it's a weird visor device.

>>53247202
Yeah, not sure 2 there is really selling it. I used to have a bunch of horned and skeletal photosets too but, all wiped. For me it's a weird confluence where I am not fashionable at all but I really like being able to pull up something and say "this is what an elf looks like" or w/e. I couldn't name you the bolero jacket combo (but I like it) but I could probably rattle off some designers. And form in general is totally fascinating to me: fashion or architecture or even just RPG gamebook design. So just seeing what kinda clothes emphasize or de-emphasize the human form is a trip. Anyway, thanks for the info.

>>53246852

Where can I buy some?

>>53247552
It's kinda weird, a lot of the pics I can find online use heavier models, but 21/22 at the show were regularly skinny. Plus everything looks better with neon disco lighting, fuck stark runways.

I'm kind of the complete opposite, I can rattle off all sorts of design terminology but I couldn't really tell you anything about particular designers, I just buy stuff I like. Hopefully going to design school if I can escape this rural hellhole, 10 years of the wrong puberty too late to ever be a model :<

>>53247700
With or without gynoid vagina?

>>53247359
Also, something-something metaphor for how they're blind to the truth.

>>53243745
To think, this all started because some albino prostitute had aids. Fucking drakenguard

Lv 5 human Prometean Fighter
Int: 2 str: 4 Cha 3
Wis: 2 Dex: 5 fell 3
Will: 3 Cons 4 comp 4
Acrobatics 4 (dodging)
athleticism 4
weaponry 5 (two handed swords)
Ballistic 3
tech use 3
driving 2
pilotting 3

>>53248049
To be fair, that was not the beginning.

It all started because a certain murderhobo wanted to fug his sister.

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>>53243745
Stat me, /tg/. Make me beautiful.

>>53247744

What is the truth?

>>53244535

She's stoic but when she says something it usually pulls people over to her way of thinking.

Either that, or it's an outright insult that no one ever seems to take as one because they're under the sway of Dat Ass.

>>53249108
humanity is ded
DED

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>>53249039
Charisma: Not Enough

>>53249596
[Spoiler]to be fair, that spoiler was pretty weak when one has played the previous games. Hell, it was pretty obvious when one hasn't played the previous games. Those messages sounded prerecorded and any updated messages from "the moon" were emailed.[/spoiler]

>>53248757
>It all started because a certain murderhobo wanted to fug his sister.
I thought it was the other way around, the sister wanted to fuck the murderhobo.

>>53244273
I don't get what's special about her. She's attractive but not distinctly so.

>>53246374
Cyber pogs

>>53249831
Dunno, I think it is great blend of outfit's style, overall colour palette and her having a nice body shape.

>>53246425
You've almost stumbled on the reality of what women find attractive.

>>53249901
That all looks bland as hell and she just has a nice body shape.

>>53249816
you are correct.
>>53248757
Correct if we're talking game series wise, wrong if we're talking the in-universe timeline. In which case Drak3 is the first to occur, then Drak 1, Drak2 Never happened, Nier, and Automata.


And we STILL don't actually know who the fuck the watchers are.

>>53249831

Everything she does gives you the briefest of thirsty glimpses of her butt.

And note: dat ass? More polygons than in the entirety of Ocarina of Time.

>>53249748
Fuck you, jean-paul.

>>53247737
With, preferably.

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>>53246523
not that anon, but whenever i see this, i feel obligated to post Mr. Garisson Kiellor. Incredible orator, overflowing with charm, probably the perfect example of a modern bard, but is kind of an ugly son of a pup.

and yeah, he's always had that bulldog face, so its not just because he's old.

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>>53250198

It looks bland as hell on its own, but that blandness contrasts with the vividness of the environments its in which leads to it popping as much if not more than the usual "brightly color outfit in a brown grey world" dynamic of other games.

helps if you like EGL like Chaika too.

>>53252234
It's not really a bland outfit in any way.

>>53246449
>Less INT than A2
This pod has serious doubts about anon's cognitive capacities.

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>>53246799
It told us there was nothing of value to protect in this world...
The world had no meaning! ahahaha....
It SCREAMED at us!

>>53245394
Boy don't I know it. She's like Bayonetta somehow. Maybe it's just the vaguely dominatrix-y overtone.

>>53255949
It's the ass.

>>53256091
Yeah, but a lot of female protagonists oozing sex appeal have nice asses, and a lot of them just get eyerolls from lesbians. I think it's the combo of being hot and not taking any shit from people. Same kind of deal with Widowmaker, I think.

>>53245893
>Whenever people talk like.that they just mean forced diversity and walking simulators
You aware Japan doesn't give a shit?

>>53256273
What are the big /u/ Overwatch pairings? Tracer - Widowmaker and Mercy - Pharah? And Zarya x anything, I guess.

Anyway I don't trust anyone who eyerolls a great ass >>53255678

>>53250202
>And we STILL don't actually know who the fuck the watchers are.
I've always thought it was a metaphor for Taro/the devs/theplayers themselves.
The final fight over Tokyo in D1 was a big hint for me.

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>>53245394
It's the stoicism.

and the really cute ass.

>>53256330
Those and also throw D.Va and Sombra onto the "x anything" pile. D.Va's basically Overwatch /u/'s bratty kohai of choice.

>>53245243
To be technical, it wasn't accidental as it was she asked him to do it to seal away a monster the protagonist was too weak to kill at the time.

>>53244535
She does have some insane charisma, gaining instant trust, quelling a lot of hostility, and even getting to at least have conversations with beings that should be full kill mode. With only a few words if it can be swayed it will be, and if it can't it's a freaking miracle she got to talk to what's basically terminator on meth.

>>53256751
I'm not actually into Overwatch but enjoy how good-naturedly smutty the fandom is. I imagine the actual /u/ fandom is cancer but lol 4chan.

>>53249748
Why the fuck was this dudes name censored in english?

>>53245893
The thing is, with Taro he tries to take advantage of the medium to tell his story. Also Tarofags are always better than most story and walking simulatorfags because they're not afraid to admit the games themselves are bad, excepting Automata.

>>53257047
Because his and Beauvoir's legal heirs sue the pants off anyone they perceive as trying to use their foster-parent's likenesses in Western fiction. It was 8-4 or SE covering their asses from a possible law suit.

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>>53243745
Size: smol

>>53257594
Shape: qt

>>53244535
She tells other ai to go fuck themselves and they smile.

>>53244061
Doing backflips in heels is easier than lockpicking and may have more to do with str and con than dex.

>>53246400
Telling the truth and conquering europe make for a virtuous and attractive lifestyle.

>>53247348
SJWs live in opposite land and body image cuckoos are the cult's main grunts.

>>53245652
It's kinda true. Look at Hitler. Hardly a pinnacle of the male form, but he was terrifyingly good with the crowd.

>>53256273
Coincidentially Widowmaker also has a 10+/10 ass.
Lots of dykes play the tomboy card because they're flat or have ugly tits, and resent tits in general because of that. But nobody can resist a great ass.

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>>53258272
>dykes resent tits
lol

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>>53258292
>>53258316

>>53244741
>The Watchers aren't done with earth.
They already fucked humanity. What more do they want? The other timelines without androids?

>>53258397
Part of me feels like most people have lost track of the fact that there is literally an angry God that fucking hates you specifically hiding behind everything.

>>53258526
Yes but there's no one else to hate. All their targets are dead! I don't even remember why the god/gods were pissed,.

Were the Drakengard rhythm games not punishment enough? Because they feel like it, holy shit.

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>>53258871
>I don't even remember why the god/gods were pissed,.

If I'm remembering correctly then we were an accident. We are the God's mistake, or even naturally occurring. We were not meant to be born into its world.

Also the Watchers are supposed to be its angels.

I may not be remembering correctly though.

>>53258339
>filename
topkek

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>>53258896
That motherfucker. I'm still mad but I'll accept that answer.

>>53258272
>resent tits in general
I'm not saying you're full of shit but I've been out to wargames late before because one of my friends had her head stuffed in her girlfriend's cleavage and didn't want to leave, so I'm gonna strongly imply it.

>172 replies
>ctrl f
>0 results for "thicc"
What the fuck?

>>53259443
While you will fine thicc in here, this is a "Yoko Taro is a Sadist" thread.

>>53259443
2B isn't thicc. Thicc has become the most misused word on 4chan 2BH. Thicc is not "has a nice ass" or even "has big thighs"

>>53259337
She owns those titties though.

>>53245054
Does anyone have a link to a video of this fight?

>>53259569
https://youtu.be/T9A2tg0CVho

He cheeses the fight itself pretty hard, but the voice acting is what sells the scene anyways.