Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

First for chaos!

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XTH FOR FEMALE SPACE WOOFS

who wouldn't even look once at beta male faggots

What do you think some of the faction specific stratagems will be?
I'm hoping for some cool stuff for things like my Thousand Sons

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FOR KHORNE

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fucing hypocrites

>>53237618
Somebody should create lyrics that fit the 'The internet is for porn' tune, but then with FOR KHORNE.

Yvraine is the only acceptable fetish edition

>>53237610
Sadly the shit we are getting at launch will be bland and generic till the codexes drop .

>>53237610
IG should see a "Send in the Next Wave" option for probably a crapton of points.
Offmap Artillery Bombardments...
The ability to shoot with a moving vehicle...
Maybe spend a CP to let an officer make an extra order!

>>53237561
THICC paints

>inb4 faction-specific stratagems completely break the game

>>53237629
What the? I've praised Slaanesh today.

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>>53237665
sorry I got thrown into a mood im ok im ok dont worry lets talk 40k

>>53237660
It is GW, they will fuck up at some point

At least they promised to listen when we autistically screech about it this time.

Word Bearers, Dark Angels, Bloodletters, or Ultramarines?

>>53237629
I wish I could find those old models...
I would use them in my Alpha Legion army just fucking cause.

>>53237697
Neither are loyal.

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>>53237599
Fuck off Space Furry even if that is a little hot

>>53237699
Diaz Daemonettes? They cast a bunch and resold them again back in November. There are probably plenty running around on ebay and such.

>>53237697
personally i like the dangels most of those
mainly because i like the robes and judeo-christian names

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Looking to get into 40k in 8th edition. Which army will help me get a gf? :^)

>>53237756
The one that doesn't exist.

>>53237756
Tyranids

>>53237742
Checked Ebay. 15 Bucks per. Only sold in singles or as 3 for 50.

>>53237805
Also theres very few posted.
And that pricing is eww.

>>53237805

Hopefully it will be a yearly thing if the demand is still there for the next batch to be made.

it would be foolish not to print money with those sculpts in limited releases.

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Let's get hobbying, folks. Post your WIP's or your poor excuse for procrastinating.

Working my way through the golds right now.


>>53237178
I've learned to enjoy the pain. Makes me feel even better when I finish a unit.

>>53237960
>gay pile
No homo

>>53237982
It's actually this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4bAiICYwlo

How tall usually a primarch is?

>>53237756
Chadmarines.

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>>53237610
Stratagems?

>>53238103
Bullshit command benefits. Do not look good or interesting.

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Slaanesh is best

>>53237960
Cant take a picture right now but I'm working on a pretty cool conversion of Aun'Shi to lead my breachers/kroot. sweet deldar m8

>>53238124
How the hell is a reroll to a die not good?

>>53237610
I'd love to see the Iron Warriors have preliminary artillery barrage. IG could get some sort of intensify forward firepower thing where they can give a FRFSRF type effect to any unit.

>>53238160
>good or -interesting-

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>>53238124
>reroll a die
>get a first attack before chargers
>pass a morale check and not lose more troops
>not good

>>53238201
You can only use the attacking before chargers after one unit that charged made its attacks.

Still 'hueg' though

Reliable rumours from LadyAtia. Lady Atia "Let's say so much - you will be getting some new tau stuff that's not directly part of the t'au empire "

Now we'll be able to kick the IoM's ass with battlebrothers or more auxiliaries.

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Welp, it's confirmed.

Well I wanted to post some over the top bullshit, but then I got real lazy. Reply to this all outraged anyway if you want to.

>>53238124
Those looks a lot like what lord of the ring SBG had with the heroic stats. They were pretty nice mechanic tbqh. It gives an extra thing to tune for army lists, ie. do I take more of these powerful units and get less CP or do I try to get more CP to pad out bad rolls/decide the fights.

Even the revealed bonuses are almost straight port.
>Might points were used to boost dice rolls of the hero using them
>Might points could also be used for heroic move/shoot/fight to perform actions out of normal turn order
>Will point were used to boost courage (ld) tests of the hero and succesful test for hero also auto-passed same tests for troops around him

>>53238263
My wishlist is that it'll be some new Xenos infantry units they found wherever the Warp spat out the entire 4th sphere expansion fleet.

>>53236285
>to the point that FW looks like the shit recast.
It happens. My friend bought Medusas and Heavy Mortars from FW and they really looked like they were from china. I had to see the receipt to believe they were legit

>>53238326
I want Kroot or Demiurge.

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>>53237960
atm, just working on some custodes I got a while back, one model at a time
Still yet to do some cleaning up on this guy, and maybe some highlights and the gems
not to mention basing
overall though I'm pretty pleased with how this fella is turning out

>>53238343

one thing is for certain. you definitely arent paying for quality when you order from forge world.

its criminal how much they charge for some awfully casted resin.

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>>53237960
While I may be shit at painting and stuff, I worked as hard as my bad abilities allowed me to in order to make this exalted sorcerer finally complete (until I get something to stand in as a familiar and get slapped onto his disc with him later on, maybe one of those brimstones from the lord of change kit or the small birdy from silver tower)

As Adeptus Mechanicus what will be my staple horde Counter Measure be in 8th?

Where does one find a place to purchase a Necron Destroyer Lord? GWs shop only has an upgrade pack, and I can't seem to find a place that sells them.

>>53238411
that looks great anon
much better than I could do anyway ;-;

>>53238398

You go to Forge World for fuck-huge models, not quality.

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This thread isn't Orky enough

>>53238286
Come on Dude its not that fucking bad dont be such a baby about this.

>>53238411
That's really good, man.

>>53238480
tomorrow afternoon warhammer 40k's facebook will post a video about something unnanounced. most likely be indomitus marines or deathguard

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>>53237960
Go my contemptor in the mail yesterday, it's just about ready to prime.

>>53238411

looks neat senpai, maybe file off that mold-line on the staff tho?

also a couple more thin black or purple washes on the recesses of the model would improve it dramatically.

hope this helps.

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>>53238588
>mold-line on the staff
Where? I thought I got them all this time around, fuck
Thanks for the advice though, anon

>>53238421
Vanguard, just like now.
the AP5 on their guns is perfect.

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>>53238641

its on the silver part/grip

also i roughly circled/highlighted the areas where I would suggest to recess with thin washes.

Yeah fucking hate mouldlines too. There always seems to be one that escapes judgement.

>>53237610

I'd love for NL for force a third die on a battle shock tests.

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>>53237960

This is the most recent picture. Fully magnetized the wyches, now I just need to paint them.

>>53238756

its one die normally.

so I would assume you mean two?

>>53237756
Harlequins

>>53238742
Thank you for pointing that out for me, anon. Back to work then, I guess.

>>53237960

Eh im stripping paint off a metric ton of steel legion. Which I then hope to cast in instant molds to add about 30-50 extra dudes to my army for a total of 150. Now the hard part will be converting the majority of them into a theme for each squad or platoon. I've never liked how schizophrenic the standard squad looks in terms of what it is that they are meant to be doing. So I'll have a bunch running/charging, then some firing or affixing bayonets. a couple of them will be tank riders. some will have no helmet or gasmask to add some humanisation to the army. some in a firing line, some looking as if they are about to be charged by orks or whatever.

Then im going to chronicle my decent into madness batch painting them all at once.

oh and about 30 stormtroopers on the side converted to look like praetorians.

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>>53238790
>implying NL aren't going to add one for fear

I know what I said.

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>>53237960
Tenk

>>53238895
Is it red white and blue for Murica? Does murica still even exist in 40k?

>>53237610
Emperors Children:

>Fueled by Excess: Once per game, all models in the army make an additional roll on the Combat Drugs table, lasting until the beginning of their next turn. This roll stacks with any and all other modifiers.

Also, anything that buffs Noise Marines more. God damn do I love Noise Marines, flawed though they may be.

>>53238967
The land mass does, All the Countries were unified under the Emperor.

>>53238398
>one thing is for certain. you definitely arent paying for quality when you order from forge world.
You pay for a for legality. Recasters do have return/replacement policies, but you can't take legal action if they were to fuck you over

>>53238286

What's confirmed, anon?

>>53238967
No, the entire of Terra is basically just the Imperial Palace.

Gonna start a Daemon army, /tg/. I've weighed up the options and for the most bang for my buck, a Daemon army would go the furthest for play. Here's why:

>Can be used in 40k
>Can be used in 30k
>Can be used in Age of Sigmar

Only thing they can't do right now is get played in Shadow Wars, but eh. I want to make a Khorne-themed army, and I've just bought the chestpiece for the Lord of Skulls. I'm gonna combine this with some Helbrute parts and some other shit I've got laying around, as well as some greenstuff fuckery to make a cool Bloodthirster.

What head should I use? Immediately, I'm thinking the Manticore, Ghorgon (current favourite, with some custom horns and a faceplate), or just the generic Bloodthirster heads. Any other suggestions?

>>53238895

So this is a hell of a reach but the old-school camo made me ask: does anyone have the old (old old old) IG Armored Company markings page from, like, Space Marine-era Epic?

>>53238967
The blue and grey/white is a common Arctic camo scheme for vehicles, and red and white are common types of squadron markings for vehicles even IRL.

For the record, though, all of North America is unified in some sort of state, but it's practically irrelevant because of Unification - just like everything else on Terra not directly related to maintaining the Imperial bureaucracy.

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>>53239009
Ya, I'm wondering what they will do with sonic weaponry. They said they'll ignore cover but ignoring cover is alright but not as big a deal as it used to be.

>>53239048
No, only the Himalayan Mountains are considered the Imperial Palace proper (which is fucking mind-boggling in and of itself) but there are all sorts of offices and functionaries across the globe.

That said, Terran states still exist - and sometimes even rebel in the shadows.

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>>53238967
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amerigo_Secundus

They are the home of the Wolverines Imperial Guard Regiment.

>>53239090
They probably Ignore Cover still, or get an AP bonus.

Sonic Blasters would be pretty cool at Rapid Fire 2, though. 4 shots at 12" is pretty mean.

Even if they get rid of Blast proper, a S8 AP3 man portable weapon (at BS3 now!) still ain't nothing to fuck with.

>>53238967
The Gun Tribes of Sek-Amrek were the Terran elements of the Iron Warriors.

>>53239055

>khorne themed army

Why? Or is having a mixed army not allowed anymore? If it is, you're just gimping yourself. A mixed army is superior most of the time since any flaws that a Khorne daemon may have can be covered by other daemons.

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>>53237960
Ive gotten to the point where I dont even care about what ill run a conversion as in the game, I just make them

>>53239232
You know, they may just like Khorne.

>>53239178
Im hoping blastmasters will be Str8 AP -3 D6 hits D3 wounds ignores cover.
I wonder how pinning will work.

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>>53237960

I built a rhino today.

>>53239055
>>53239232
>>53239256

Are you dead-set on it being Codex: Daemons or are you open to it being/including KDK?

>>53239090

cover is going to be a huge deal in 8th due to the BS modifiers and probably melee will be affected by it.

Ignoring it (which I think they will probably change sonic weapons like they did with flamers) is going to be reserved for very few units.

>>53239256

So, they shell out all that money not to win or be competitive, but to just have a bunch of red daemons?

Maybe you're a fag who cares about toys, but some of us don't buy the codex and expensive models to not play the game or have a chance of winning.

>>53239310
>People who aren't WAACs like me and actually care about their minis are fags
Please kill yourself.

>>53239310
Why do you care someone else doesn't want play competitively WAACfag?

>>53239310

i've tried reading what you just wrote and it makes no sense at all still.

>>53239310

waac fag detected.

what army you gonna pick up for 8th now that you're greytide riptide wing is obsolete

>>53239310
I think you genuinely misunderstand what the hobby is about and should quit. If you dont genuinely enjoy playing the game and talking to people then this is not the game for you.

>>53239348

The posters before and after you nailed it:
>>53239345
>>53239360

>>53239232
Khorne is best go away

>>53239310
>waacfag detected

>>53239296
Cover adds to armor save. You're thinking of Necromunda.

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>>53238742
Tried doing what you said to do. Does this help my model at all, senpai?

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>>53239178
>>53239262
The alt fire of the blast master could be a short range auto hit kind of thing though that might step on the toes of the Doom Siren as the flamer analogue.

>>53239296
Can we start referring to the -1 penalty to shooting as concealment? Any time cove has been mentioned it has been in reverence to the +1 armor save from hard cover terrain like craters and walls so it is likely that what will be ignored.

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>>53239310

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>>53239396
Im a mono Slaanesh player and I salute you, mixed chaos doesnt make any sense and is dumb.

>>53239232
>>53239310
I'm sorry anon, I just like the aesthetic of Khorne. Who can say what the new edition brings, though? There might be bonuses for mono-deity lists. I don't play with anyone who is cheesy or massively competitive anyway, we just play mostly themed lists.

>>53239274
One of the reasons I am picking it though is this, I can just get a few Khornate marine units to change it up if I like.

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>>53239310

This fucking guy.

>simply ask why someone made an all khorne army when a mixed army is usually better for covering weaknesses

>waaaahhhhh fucking waacfag

Wanting to play and be competitive and not use your models as expensive paper weights and using the codexes as toilet paper does not make me a waac fag. It means I care about the game. There is no other reason to bother buying codexes and models if you don't care about the game. And don't say "because you can play with friends". If I wanted that I'd play pretend and have armies face off in my imagination and save myself some money.

Apparently that's controversial and warrants dogpiling me and calling me a waacfag. Go fuck yourselves, you fat pieces of shit. Maybe if you didn't care more about pretty toys you would win and be less bitter about having spent so much money on the game and would have more to show for it than your toys. So fucking bitter and jealous.

>>53239233
That's a nice Murder-Chaincupine ya got going there

>>53239536
Who hurt you, anon?

>>53239536
Regardless of what you call them, they're still toys, you pretentious faggot.

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>>53239536
LOCAL WAACFAG GOES FULL NUCLEAR

MORE AT 11.

>>53239415

huh you're right i misread it nevermind.

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>>53239536

>>53239536
oh fuck off, you sound like an insufferable wanker that can't take a bit of criticism
I play the game for FUN even though I consistently lose for years and years. why? because it's FUN, not because i'm obsessed with winning at my plastic board game

>>53239536
If you wanted to play a game where winning actually mattered while not caring about models or fluff, you could do a damn sight better than Warhammer 40k of all things.

This game is trash if you treat it like everything needs to be a competition.

>>53239594
The fact that this man was suspended will never fail to make me angry.

Fuck magic "pros"

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>>53237610
>The Orks' unique stratagem allows them to both run and charge in the same turn. It really does allow them to cross the terrain and quickly reach the enemy quickly. For 3 CP.
>Another stratagem is letting a unit of more than 10 orks to have Hammer of Wrath if they rolled a charge distance superior to 10. This must be declared before rolling for charge distance. This powerful and devastating stratagem is for 1 CP.

Boy oh boy, sure love to see the face of those Tau and Eldar fags once I unleash this mighty horde!

>>53239626
>suspended
story?

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>>53239479
There is plenty of fluff stating that the ruinous powers will set aside their differences long enough to deal with a bigger threat and that could be your fluff.

But that said why play anything other than Slaanesh?

In all seriousness fuck the WAACFAG that started this.

>>53239453

yeah man that looks a lot better without the mold-lin ! er i probably should have been a little clearer when I suggested the washes tho. you may want to highlight with white the raised areas of the tabard I think theres a little too much of the wash on it at the moment.

Sorry its hard giving advice over the internet.

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>>53239479
>>53239396
>>53239055
How about you converse the other demons for your mono demon themed army?

>>53239600

>I play the game for FUN even though I consistently lose for years and years. why?

Because you're a masochist bitch. Is this the kinda person calling me a waacfag? A beta borderline cuckold who loves losing? Look, you obese shit, wanting to win does not make me bad. Nor does it make me a waacfag. I play armies that aren't OP and have fun. But like any game you try to win. Apparently you bend over and love losing. Reflects your life too if you think wanting to win = waac mentality. Sorry you're a loser in life, but some of us play games to win and not use them as paperweights.

>>53239681
You should probably stop projecting anon.

>>53239678

those look dank. I've always hated the squid-looking heads on the current bloodletters.

>>53239646
He made an album of him doing that pose behind people with their ass hanging out at a GP. Never posted anyone he took a photo of's name nor a photo of their face so they could ever be identified. He posted it to some small mtg group on facebook and some randoms posted it on reddit.

MTG Pros threw a bitchfit on twitter to get him banned. Despite many of them writing articles about how men need to stop being fat and smelly at MTG tournaments because its sexist towards women. WOTC then suspended him for FIVE YEARS because the MTG pro scene is an old boys club with most of WOTCs staff being their friends/former team mates.

>40k general
>in which thinly veiled b8 related to a subject discussed to death already assravages the thread
4chan was a mistake

>>53239233
Nice kommando you got there.

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>>53239662
Ah no, you're all good anon. I'll make sure to brighten that up while being careful of the recesses. I should have thought a little more before trying to wash that part anyways.

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>>53239681
this is one of the most fedorable posts i've ever read

>wanting to win does not make me bad
nice misrepresentation. gearing your army for the sole purpose of wanting to win makes you a fucking spastic
>loves losing?
I dont love losing, but I dont give a single SHIT if I lose. I dont CARE.

>Sorry you're a loser in life, but some of us play games to win and not use them as paperweights.
*tips upvote*

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My first army thus far.
Any tips on painting for firstimers? I'm heading to my local games workshop thus week to learn to do better than this.

>>53239681
>"what do you do with your time anon-kun?"
>I competitively battle my action figures.
>Oh but don't worry, I always play to win.
>I'm not like those beta cucks who don't care about winning in their toy games

>>53239681
>beta borderline cuckold
>you bend over and love

Ahhhhh: there it is!

>>53239718

He's projecting. He loves losing for years and finds it fun, so to him wanting to win automatically means I have a waac mentality. That's retarded. There is a big difference between what I said and the guy who buys OP shit all the time to win. All I'm saying is it's retarded to buy models and codexes without caring AT ALL about trying to win. Then you may as well be spending all that money on toys to sit on a shelf or use as a paperweight. And what is the point then?

Apparently to lose like Mr. Masochist who lost for years, the sorry sack of shit.

>>53239780

Try using paint.

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>>53237960
Currently base coating a sniper.

>>53239780
Go sooner

>>53239780
Anon, how did you even manage to do this?

>>53239788
I laughed
>>53239780
it looks like you vomited on them
ok firstly, BASECOAT THEM FIRST. Just cover them in a layer of black paint before anything else
it looks like you need better brushes, the GW sells good ones
just practice to get better, and buy better paints

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>>53237960
This guy. I just need to finish up the base.

The other weapons/arms are magnetized so they're not attached at the moment.

>>53239780
>>53239802

Don't listen to him, annon!

>>53239780
>Said Eulie, stroking the wood like it was...

LIKE IT WAS WHAT, ANNON? LIKE IT WAS WHAT?

>>53239793
>no HE'S THE PROJECTING ONE
fuck off

>>53237561
Best Chapter.

>>53239681
He's not not playing to win the game moron, he's building a theme army. Not everything needs to be min/maxed ti be good.

>>53239759

honestly. Its the little improvements that add up. Then suddenly you're painting at level that you never expected and its a great feeling.

Back in the day when the internet wasnt a great source on improving your technique it was very hard to learn how to paint well. I personally set a goal to try mproving every time i started a new army or colour scheme for a force. you should have seen some of my first models. they were blood angels with ultramarines colours painted over with racing car red. absolute blobby mutants with awful poses. but I was really proud of them because they were mine and i had painted them myself. Then i got some eldar guardians. followed by some imperial guard. then a bunch of tyranids. and before I knew it I was painting better than most of the people I played against at the local club or store. and once you learn these techniques they may get a little rusty but you will never unlearn them so you can only go upwards from where you are as long as you try to improve yourself.

>>53239793
This is literally what you said in response to someone wanting to run a full Khorne army.
>>53239310
>So, they shell out all that money not to win or be competitive, but to just have a bunch of red daemons?
>Maybe you're a fag who cares about toys, but some of us don't buy the codex and expensive models to not play the game or have a chance of winning.
These aren't the words of someone who likes to try to win when he plays but not optimally, these are the words of a WAACfag jumping down someone's throat for how they want to play their toy soldier games. You can't try to spin yourself as innocent when you came in spouting off "BADWRONGFUN" and then relied on ad hominem to people who criticized you.
>Then you may as well be spending all that money on toys to sit on a shelf or use as a paperweight. And what is the point then?
Having cool shit on your shelves? Do you even paint your models?

Someone make a torrent with all of MWGs content

Shit you hear in /40kg/
>waac deployment
>my opponent was scummy! He measured things and played for the objectives
>if you win games you are a horrible person

>>53239780
>>53239864

The Seven Wonders of Sassafras Springs?

>>53239946
>why yes my name IS Mr Straww Mann, how did you know?

>>53239654
True, but it also states that the most important thing to each of the chaos gods is the great game and their continuous wars with eachother for control of the immaterium.

That WAACfag made me kinda lol, "You're a faggot for caring about your minis, I sink hundreds of dollars and dozens of hours in just to win and anyone who doesnt is a NERD"
Like he has no self awareness lol.

>>53239678
Ive seen people do this but I wont, I will not use the rules of another gods dedicated units. Ill run undivided unmarked stuff sometimes though.

>>53239681
Warhammer isnt about winning its about the hobby and hanging out with people you social reject. I find it sad how desperate you are for validation that you have to attack people who aren't in a friendly game just trying to win.

>>53239946

>losing an argument so you try to start shit further on down the thread

ouch.

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>>53239892
Thank you for that, anon! Both your tips and encouraging words really helped a lot with painting this sorcerer, and hopefully painting in general later on. Now to get working on all these other remaining Thousand Sons

>>53239946
literally no one here said any of that retard

>>53239808
Get a GW primer, its thinner than Krylon stuff so good for models. Id suggest black for a beginning to give your reccesses natural shading. Thin your paints, and learn to drybrush and use washes.

>>53239906
I bet he commissions an artist to build and paint his stuff. The casual.

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>>53239946

>>53239946
There is such a thing as WAAC deployment though.

I knew this Tau guy that insisted on always having this huge no mans land in the middle of the table and then quibble endlessly about cover saves anyway.

>>53239982

good luck!

>>53239959
>>53239979
>>53239993
>>53240022
Don't know what satire is?

Ha ha, you idiots must be extra stupid to take that post literally, it wasn't serious at all.

>>53240075
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting and you should still be shamed for posting it.

>>53239732
>suspended from a tourney
Wow who cares, how can they even enforce that?

>>53239681
>beta borderline cuckold

Bet you're a real panty-peeler when you whip out your highly competitive plastic army men for the ladies.

Nothing gets them sopping wet quite like winning toy soldier games.

>>53239780
Stop painting, go to your local gw, show them this and say "help me"
They will gladly teach you.

>>53240105
All DCI sanctioned (official MtG tournaments) requires you to register to the tournament with your DCI number. If you are flagged as suspended/banned in the system you can't participate in sanctioned tournaments.

>>53240049
Did you do the right thing and either refuse to play him or play by the actual rules of terrain set up.

This type of thing usually curbs waac tendencies or if it doesn't the guy doesn't get a game and leaves.

Actual tournament players are more likely to want a functional if perhaps boring setup with big pieces in corner quadrants and table centre with smaller terrain in between giving at least 25% terrain.

>>53240109

Bitches don't know 'bout my five-wriathknight build!

so whats happening tomorrow with gw stores? why were all managers to be on hand for an announcement in the AM?

>>53240153
Are you not allowed in to spectate?
Can you get a new number or use someone else's?

>>53240105
>tourney
From literally anything outside of casual events.

Even casual events like prereleases are DCI sanctioned

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>>53240075
Pic related, It's you.

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>>53240214
Depends on what your doing. Yes for something simple like a prerelease or FNM you can get away with it.

For a GP or PT you cannot. Large cash prizes dont fuck around

>>53239643
Hows about supporting da shooty gits with +1 shot to all dakka in x unit for 2CP?

Or extending the WAAAAAGH (Whatever it may do in 8e) by a turn for 2 CP?

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>>53237960
Building more conversions

>>53239780
Watch the shit out of Duncan's tips for painting first.

>>53239996
bear in mind that I haven't finished base coating yet, so I'm nowhere near ready to wash. As for your other points:

I use Vallejo gray primer because it lets me get a good cover of yellow and beige without too many layers.

I do thin my paints. I think any thickness problems come from me overloading my brush( which I am trying to get better at).

I do need to learn to drybrush. Can you suggest any good models to practice it on?

>>53240214
I don't know the specifics, it's been years since I played any formal mtg. I think on the bigger events the vetting process is tighter and since your DCI number is tied to your personal info it's easy to double check from proper ID's. Of course if people knows your face it gets even harder.

>>53240233
It wasn't his post and all those points are gathered from earlier generals.

>>53240285
Anon the joke was that they're turning the WAAGH! and the useless Codex detachment power as stratagem for orks. If I have to guess, come CP for an ADDITIONAL WAAAGH! Or giving the Boys fleet for a turn.

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>>53237960
My Marshal (with and without jump pack) then his Chaplain buddy, their WIP Vanguard Vets, and a member of the Sternguard unit (mostly done).

What recommendations would you have for improving the overall job I'm doing?

>>53240163
No, I just play him anyway.
If Play my Orks he wins.
If I play my daemons I win.

Gotta say though, never seen a tourniment table that wasn't totally barren.

>>53240246
Let's assume he just wants to keep taking ass crack pictures.

>>53240337
Your paints look like they could be a TINY bit thinner, and a grey highlight on the black armor would work wonders on your dues.

>>53240337

wash the bases with a black wash heavily then maybe highlight them if you want to go a little further with them.

Paint the air vents on the jump packs too.

Maybe look into some very fine highlights for black armour and also the red details with a 50/50 orange red mix.

They look very neat though so good job on that front!

>>53237960
Nothing right now because I can't decide how to kit out my nobz or whether to make burnas or lootas out of my kit. I really need the Ork faction focus so that I can get Fired Up!

>>53240302
A power chainsword?

>>53240398
Im 99% sure that if you are suspended you aren't allowed in the halls.

Now the enforcement of that would be a pain in the ass mind you.

>>53240337
get some dark grey paint, something without any brown color in it, and do the edges of all your black armor with it. especially the powerfist

Any guesses what a PFist does?
Sx2
AP -3
Would just make it the defacto choice for anything

>>53237697
Dangles aren't as generic as UM, aren't as entirely pants on head retarded as WB, and given Dark Vengeance probably cheaper on ebay than all of em.

Not to mention the aesthetic is pretty cool.

>>53240476
Hm, what if people contained his work, taking pictures of arses, convincingly photo shopped him in and sent them to invidilators pretending he was still sneaking in.

How do you think they would respond to being the butt of his jokes?

>>53240463
Renegade tech boi

>>53240503
Fist weapons may end up still striking last, since we do have a few units that we know have special rules to strike first.

It may also simply end up super expensive, or maybe just limit your number of attacks so it's one single strong punch.

>>53237561
poor excuse for procrastinating.

Still waiting for my wyches to come in. :(

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>it's a WAACfag accuses others of having wrongfun episode
This is my favorite episode t b h. :^)

>>53240503
That seems like Chainfist, now Power fist. Though that might be -4.

AP - 2 seems more likely.

>>53238191
We've seen 3 generic ones every army gets.
They're not gonna be especially flavourful from just that.

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>>53237960
Breacher team, only thing I have in my backlog apart from the tactical squad I got from the kill team box, but my side army of black templars are on hold right now so it's ok.

>>53240503
Force sword was ap-3, so I'd wager fists are ap-4.

So I will soon have 8 squads of painted scout marines with various loadouts and squad sizes

What transports or vehicles should I invest in? I already have a landraider and that rhino with the gun out the front with a dozer blade

>>53238875

I'll believe it when I see it

>>53240319
Chainmail is probably the best thing to learn to drybrush, hair is good too. Anything with lots of recessed and raised surfaces like that, its easy to tell when you get it right on stuf like that.

>>53240503
They said something on fb about there being a downside to large weapons like PF. I don't know if it's strike last or not, but there will be some downside. As for stats I think either Sx2 or S+4 AP-2/3 would be reasonable

>>53240420
>>53240424
>>53240477

Thanks a lot guys, I'll give an update once I've got one of them done.

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Anyone else here play Orkz? Share with this warboss your stories of your warbands, either mucking about, or being roight killy.

>pic related a really shitty picture of my autisticly huge waaagh

>>53240645
If you spent half as much on a camera as you did all those Orkz you could hang your army photos in the Louvre.

Still love your dudes though.

>>53239780

My first model was nowhere near that bad.

Either you're just memeing or this is not the hobby for you.

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>>53240645
And I thought I had a huge collection

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>>53240667
yeah the problem is this is one of the only times I ever had all my stuff out of boxes in one place, and I was stick with my goddamn android lel

One of these days I'll pull out all my painted stuff and get my nice camera for a shoot

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>>53239780
A-are you Mr. Duncan?

>>53240740
Even Duncan started off shit.>>53240748

>>53240645
Just starting collecting and I got the Ork "start collecting" box. Making an army of speed freaks, and for the "my dudes" bits I'm imagining that they have a unusual amount of grots in their numbers that help do the menial labor, repairs and whatnot. So for the army list I'll have a lot of grot oilers/ammo runs/etc. as well as maybe some kans/grot tanks and the like. I could also add some gretchin squads, but that wouldn't fit with the "gotta go fast" speed freaks theme.

>>53240764
You could always throw in some Grot tanks, or maybe buy a squad of Gretchin their own Trukk to use.

Wouldn't be the greatest use of points, but you could probably do something neat with it, like have a Mek with them and have it fluffed as a dedicated tow truck going around to fix up others.

>>53239780
Was the guy on the left attacked by an transdimensional squid?!?!

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>>53240612

Hopefully tomorrow I'll have them all ready for the modeling stage. I'll take some photos when theyre all together.

>>53240800
I probably will do the grot tanks from FW. They have a super grot tank, or something like that, that looked pretty cool. I don't know if it's competitive, but I don't really care.

I do wish they had more gobbo oriented units like they do for AoS

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>>53237960
Got some cheap ass Vedros bikes I'm trying to convert to Rough Riders. Convincing?

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>>53240645
I guess I'll post one of my favorite stories about my own waaagh

>at a tourney because fuck it I want to play
>first game get fucking completely stomped by Eldar
>I figure second game will be some guy who wants to have a friendlier game
>nope, it's a Guard player who is going full asspained mode for some reason, he's determined to crush me hard enough to raise his points high enough to make up for barely losing last game
>he has a long line of tanks with infantry sitting behind a aegis, with a fully decked out valkyrie or whatever it's called in reserve
>I put my footslogging/Nob Biker """Deathstar""" on the table
>along with 3 little rokkit killa kans because I like them and they filled out the list
>first turn move up the board, get shot to shit
>my Kan squad rolls sixes for shots, penetrating, and damage chart ,memes two of his tanks off the table in a great stroke of luck
>Guardfag scowls, says his Vendetta will finish this
>Turn two Vendetta comes on, flubs enough shooting one of the kans is alive with 1 hp
>the little grot that could rolls a goddamn six to hit. Six to pen. and a fucking six on the damage chart
>my biker deathstar rolls up the table and rolls through all his tanks he had packed into one spot, with his infantry blob getting stuck in
>He GG's in a fit of rage turn 4

Normally Guard guys are fine, but this dude was so determined to crush me I guess Gork or Mork decided I needed a bit of orky blessing. Pic related the Kan squad that could

>>53240964
>killa kans because I like them
Men who bring Kans are blessed anon.

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>>53240542
>the butt of his jokes

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>>53237561
How'd I do on my gulliman /tg/? I followed the official paint scheme

From Codex: Ultramarines

Are metallic layer paints supposed to be way thinner than other layers? I just cracked open a new pot of Hashtur Copper and its consistency is more like a shade paint.

>>53241061
1995/10

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>Tfw currently making a ten man squad of DA company vets with power swords and bolt pistols
>Tfw they will probably get wiped turn 1

>>53241064
Shake vigorously for about 20 seconds.

>>53241109
In 7th maybe.

>>53238516
god I hate using that superglue BUT I HAVE SO MANY TUBES OF IT IN THE GARAGE!

>>53241061

>Base doesn't have a tiny foam ball with red toothpicks stuck in it.

You tried.

>>53241134
Dollar store special, $1 for two and it works just as well as anything else I've used. I do have plastic weld as well but resin.

>>53240752
He can only blame himself for not doing proper research before painting.
Seriously, Duncan's first marine was shit because there was no such convinience shit like youtube video guide back then.

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>>53240964
I have very cherished memories of having 6-9 killa-kans with 2-3 deff dreads rolling across a board with a mek waddling behind them all with a force field.

Then a squad of burnas in a battlewagon somewhere torching people to death with 15 flamer templates

in 5th

Good times

>>53240202
My local GW stores are all shut Monday/Tuesday.
How would it work for them?

>>53241327
Mine are too. They may just have a phone call with their regional office.

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>>53240964
This story made me extremly happy, want some kanz now

>>53241061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpq35wyDi7I

Man, those colors!

>>53241061
Our president survives to the 41st millenium?

>>53241435
Perhaps he's just the first Primarch, rather than the God Emperor.

>>53240202
I posted this last week and got laughed at for it, but this information is directly what my blackshirt told said he was allowed to "feed me".

>NuMarines are called Primaris Marines
>Guilliman started the Primaris Marines project back during the heresy to combat chaos-infused Traitors because normal marines were losing ground vs chaos-powered brethren
>They are Bobby G's geneseed crossed with methods of making Custodes and added AdMech Tech
>only Cawl and Bobby G knew of the project
>Thousands of Primaris Marines we created and stored on different worlds across galaxy in cryo-pods ready for deployment(remember the teaser video)
>Fulgrim vs Guilliman happened and the Primaris Marines were never launched
>Cawl didn't want to launch them without the word of Bobby G
>Cawl's actual main objective was to get these marines to launch, but the objective of rezzing Guilliman came first
>These marines are to help bolster chapters that are low in numbers
>Some will reject the Primaris Marines as abominations because they are not made with X Primarch's geneseed
>potentially cause a rift in the Imperium

Gamewise:
>They are THE answer to Truescale marines without replacing the entire range(and pissing off customer base), so they can be used as Truescales OR Primaris Marines
>Primaris Marines can be fielded along side other Space Marines
>Primaris Marines can be fielded as a standalone force
>More points heavy than GK
>Primaris Marines have exclusive access to some new weapons
>1 type of weapon per squad, so all 5 guys get the same weapon
>The Starter set is Ultras VS Death Guard (You do get Primaris Marines, too.)
>Starter set should include roughly 56 models
>Under $150 USD
>5 Books at launch, Space Marines, Imperium, Chaos, Xenos 1, and Xenos 2, each serving as a printed compendium of the "all released at once" rules update for 8th with faction exclusive updates coming later

>>53241500
To add on to it because of character limit, today's article said "news from the Indomitus Crusade" tomorrow.

>>53241500
>potentially cause a rift in the Imperium
What ?

>>53241500
>Starter set should include roughly 56 models
>Under $150 USD
It's sweet as fuck if this is true.

>>53239996

GW does not sell primer. They sell spray paint but there is no primer in them.

>>53241500
Guilliman says "truest heirs to the Primarch's legacies" in the teaser video, which implies that they're not just Guilliman's geneseed.

>>53241566
yes they do dumbshit

Chaos Black and Corax White.

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>>53237960
Repainting all my gk to more red except for purifiers and special dudes. I wanted a more unique scheme then what I had.

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>>53241576

Note the complete lack of the word "Primer" on the can or in the description. It's for quickly basecoating and nothing else.

>>53241614
>>53241626
Maybe they're just retarded because it functions exactly like my other primers.

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>>53241061
Contrast! Create some mother fucking contrast! Make the dark things dark and the bright things bright not the everything bright.

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>>53240645
I don't play Orks, but I played an Ork player who was super fun. His Warboss got to delete a Veteran squad and his Nobs had fun punching tanks to death.

He clutched a victory with line breaker by being all sneaky with some boys, blending into the blue of my tanks and hiding from my los.

>>53237960
/gallery/8HL7l as an imgur link. I have another doom scythe to build. I was going to tonight but I have things that need doing early tomorrow and cant.

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>>53241662
Say that to me again in 1985 and see what happens

Any of you guys have suggestions for easy/quick camo cloaks for my scouts?

I'd really like something that I can just pin/glue/magnetize on as they're already all painted

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>>53241380
Kanz are the like THE quintessential Ork units to me. Just random balls of metal walking around.

>>53239996
>thinner than Krylon
Seriously? That might actually make me get some. What are some other good modeling spray paints

Second what are the top 5 must have paints for blood angels

>>53241739
They're the quintessential vehicle model for sure

But the one that represents everything about orkz the best is the humble Boy, nothing better looking in the game than a well painted horde stomping across the board

>>53241061

Nostalgic/10.

Needs some white balance in photoshop though.

>>53241626
>>53241614
I use this and it's a primer, when I strip models that I primed with this it actually stains the plastic.
Basecoat is another word for primer in Britain for modelling

>>53240645
William?

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>>53241739
>>53241779

>>53241767
Mephiston Red
Lead Belcher
Wazdakka Red
Wild Rider Red
Retributor Gold

>>53241572
Maybe he took genetic samples from his brothers, or worked off left-overs from his father's work, or the genetithe the chapters give to Mars?

>>53241779
Biker boyz are what I think of when I think of Orkz, loud and fast.
But I love me some ork walkers

>>53241810
Nah m8 that's not my name

>Faction Focus: CSM, IG, Eldar, Chaos Daemons
So, going with that order of Chaos, Imperium, Xenos we're getting another imperial faction this time, any bets on what it'll be?
I'm figuring Space Marines will be most likely.

>>53241500
>Starter set should include roughly 56 models
>Under $150 USD
I doubt this rumor is true but if this is true I'll be through the moon.

So do vehicle facings not matter anymore? I kinda liked the idea of tanks having weak points and you have to constantly think about facing them properly.

>>53241931
Drop Pods have made that not matter in a long time

>>53241931
GW's been wishy washy when questioned about it. I think they'll make it if you hit a vehicle from the side or rear it'll hurt more, maybe an AP bonus or something

>>53241931
The rumor I heard is you get to reroll damage if you hit from the side, if you hit from the rear you automatically do maximum damage possible

>>53241972
that's such a stupid response

>>53241839
That's what I think will be the case, I mean, just having the new marines be created from Guilliman's geneseed would be a pretty stupid move, even for GW

>>53241812
There are 11 skulls in this picture.

>>53242014
there are 15

>>53242014
you forgot the skirt skulls.

>>53240645
>be at GW store
>lots of people playing a massive Apocalypse game (imperium vs chaos), and i only have a squad of 5 Lootas and 20 Boys + Mek because i'm a poorfag, but the storeguy gave me a stompa so i joined chaos dudes vs spess mehreens (also we had a necron guy with the open tesseract and that necron hero who hates orks with some bodyguards).
>stompa pops out on the Imperial left side of the table because Apocalypse. my lootas somewhere back to hold objectiv with the mek, shoota boys going for a good 'ol footsloggin'
>shoot at everything right proppa, and thanks to Gork (or Mork) take away some guardsmen, some hull points here and there, so Imperials are quite concerned about my presence, since also that necron Special Character also poped within one of their objctive nearby my stompa.
>Imperium Forces turn
>They use a card to take control of some of our units. They choose my stompa, but they are not sure how to use me.
>They are close to decide to use it to shoot at a crucial contested section nearby
>"okay man, no problem, but what does that necron tesseract thing?"
>they stop, and then start to talk to themselves.
>we changed our mind, shoot the necron thing, since it's almost destroyed (i guess they would get 1 vp by destrying it)
>so probably the stompa pilot pushed the "do not push dat button" button, fired a suparokkit right in the tesseract.
>"okay anon, who has the damage table? i only rolled some 6, is that okay?" (first time i've played Apocalypse)
>mfw cataclysmatic explosion who destroys the tessereact, a squad of guardsmen who heroicly resisted so far, half squad of tactical marines, two space marine tanks (demolitor something) who where shooting at the tesseract and where almost destryed. so i basically cleare an objective the imperials where holding from the start.
>then proceed to move for assault and manage to stomp away the necron hero with a lot of D attacks.
>their faces when i did more damage to them in their turn, than in mine

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What did they mean by this?

>>53242014
>>53242038
>>53242055
His sword arm's wrist band is a mess of skulls.

>>53242319
big e wakes up from his nap and makes space-america great again

>>53241931
>>53241978
I feel like there's gonna be special rules for some vehicles that have a big difference between front and rear, like a Leman Russ, but not much more than that.

So I just had my 2mm magnets delivered.
I'm suddenly far less worried about them being too big for infantry arms. So much smaller than I'd pictured.

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Well I now am the proud daddy of roughly 75 ultrasmurf scouts with varying loadouts and 5 rhinos

God I hope I didn't just make a yuge mistake, and yeah I know the rhinos look kinda shitty, ill touch them up myself

Any Blackshirts or FLGS employees here?

I want to know what you think of the teens and twenty somethings who come and just game all day and don't buy anything at your stores.

>>53242319
they knew they had a massive PR and balance issue that most of the players are crying out against?

>>53242444
Assembling and painting is literally half of the hobby...

>>53237610
Maybe something for DE that allows a unit to charge out of a Webway portal, assuming WWP work in a similar way.

>>53242451
I completely understand if it's a GW.

But if it's not, goddamn man, at least buy some snacks or someshit every now and then

>>53242464
Not for me lel, I built far too many orkz to want to ever build or paint my own shit again desu

>>53242451
I at least try to buy a paint or 2 every time I go.

>>53242319
Gorkamorka relaunch.

>>53242451
This is why we have table bookings.

>>53237561
So the article for tomorrow is "news from the Indomitus Crusade" and they took off the link above the FAQ saying that a new edition is coming.

I know it's not a clear sign, but maybe release date announcement soon?

>>53242580
it fucking better be, literally everyone I know into 40k is pissed about how GW is drawing out baiting this new edition

JUST GIVE IT ALREADY, YOU HAVE US HOOKED YOU FAGGOTS

>>53242451
When ever I go out and play, Im always buying SOMETHING from the store, especially since the most regular place has a loyalty program. Your fifth purchase is 20% off your entire order.

So yeah, shout out to Knight Watch, San Antonio.

>>53242451
FLGSanon, as long as they are buying snacks or something or playing games with people (which tends to get others to either buy into games or but more things for the games they are playing) I tend not to care/am completely ok with it.
It's the unwashed hyper opinionated non-buyers that get asked to leave my store.

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>>53240645
I haven't played as Orks yet but I've started collecting them and I'm working through them slowly. They seem like a lot of fun and perfect for my usual strategy, or lack thereof, of charging my units directly into the enemy and attacking as many times as possible.

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>>53242621
this is all I think when I read the articles

>>53242580
perhaps. colleges/universities should all be all out now and the kids will be out within a few weeks

>>53242678
On the plus side you might be the first in long generations of ork players who gets to enjoy Good Nobz rules the first time you play ;)

>>53242451
As long as they have a good attitude, I don't really mind. But it would be nice if they purchased something, even if it's only paint or something.

>>53242688
Apparently the 17th is a day that GW store managers aren't allowed to take off, and an announcement a couple of days before it goes on preorder would make sense.

>>53242621
GW apparently doesn't subscribe to the theory that if it takes too long after being announced people will just lose interest anyway.

Can Flak Armor stop Lasgun fire?

>>53242826
Depends on the system

>>53242826
Can promethium melt ceramite beams?

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>>53241537
For those die-hard non-codex chapters. Imagine if Robot Girlyman tried to tell the Spess Woofs that they need to accept the new BBC marines in their chapter. They'd shit themselves over not being sons of Russ.

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Been working on this...

>>53242826
>lasgun, AP 0
>flak armour, 5+ save
Clearly.

>>53241500
> Guys, what if we ripped off the entire premise of Deliverance Lost?
> But make it less grimdark, and with ultramarines?
> That's brilliant, generic shareholder Y! You get a billion fucking dollarydoos
> MEIN TORTURER, GO GET MATT WARD. HE HAS A NEW CODEX TO WRITE.

>>53242872
>Deliverance Lost
Literally what

>>53241626
I don't fucking know why geedubs refuses to simply put "Primer" on any of their spray cans. But they are infact primer. Check the ingredients section
> Contains Acetone and Xylene(Both are the primary bonding reagent of Primer, which creates a porous surface on the plastic for paint to bond to)

>>53242890
It's one of the 30k novels. Plot in a nutshell:
> Immediately following the dropsite massacre
> Corax asks the emperor for reinforcements, BIG E gives him the secret location of a mountain vault that holds the gene-labs where he created the primarchs and space marines
> Corax goes there and picks the worlds biggest lock with the help of some Custodians
> He uses the genetic material of the primarchs themselves and the assistance of the Magos Biologis Primus of Mars to create genetic hybrids of Primarch and Space Marines
> These get called "Raptors", and are basically superior to space marines in every conceivable way.
> THEN THE ALPHA LEGION FUCKS WITH IT, MIXES DAEMON BLOOD WITH THE GENESEED.
> Nu-Marines start turning into horrifying mutants and Chaos Spawn
> Corax decides to give the less mutated ones power armour, and uses the chaos spawn as meat shields to launch a guerilla war against the traitor legions.

>>53242872
Is that like paradise lost, but with more squealing like a piggy?

>>53241724
I still see highlights dude. Nice true. I could probably have blown your mind in 1985 by telling you that you could vastly improve your paint job and make it look like an Image Comic by adding lowlights and other methods of extreme contrast.

How do you feel about WAACfags that act like they're the measure of "good" 40k players but are actually kind of dumb but at least they're friendly?

>>53243011
WAACfags aren't friendly by definition.

>>53242825
They probably took a page from Nintendo. Better to push it back and delay that release a crap game.

>>53243052
What do you call a friendly WAACfag then? Someone who only buys the OP faction, rule lawyers but in a sorta friendly way, joins tournaments to destroy newbies, and acts like he's a master strategist even though you can beat him with a less cheesy list if you knew about tactics and game theory?

>>53243075
A moron.

>>53242994
I remember reading something about a guy that showed up to a Golden Daemon competition with a dreadnought that had weathering powders put on it. People were completely fucking baffled, and accused him of somehow cheating, because they had never even seen such a thing done. And this was done in like early 1990s.

It's now become so common among master painters that you literally can't win a competition without at least knowing how to use weathering powders. And every forgeworld model on their entire website has weathering applied to it.

I'd like to describe it like this:
> Start by making models look hideous
> Eventually learn how to make them beautiful
> Then go right back to making them hideous again. But in a realistic-battle worn kinda way.

>>53243075
I know a guy who dropped several hundred bucks on deathwatch, then space wolves, then 75 fenrisian wolves as he tried to chase the flavor of the month.

He was still friendly about it, since he pretty much just got into an arms race with a Tau player he knew.

That said, >>53243091 is a quicker description

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>>53242825
>>53243059
They probably took a page from Warmachine. Privateer Press released their latest edition last year, but its essentially been a public beta test. Bunch of broken and unbalanced shit (literal Day 1 Erratas to fix First Turn Kills they overlooked) when they rushed it out, all because they feared people "losing interest" if they let it develop for too long.

Overall it's been an improvement over the last edition, but several factions were nerfed to the ground; one faction was so bad they had to rewrite the entire faction because nobody was playing or buying any of it anymore.

>>53243097
How can you accuse someone of cheating in a painting contest? If his model looks like that, then it looks like that.

>>53243111
Our local WAACfag is on an arms race with everyone. He'll say he bought this because he thinks someone's buying that etc. He's been playing for years but the most he's read of fluff is watching youtube videos. I don't understand people like this, winning in current ed 40k with top tier armies isn't even that challenging or fun.

Anons is it a bad idea for me to want to mount bloodletters on square bases and march them up the board like an orderly legion? Or at least just theme them as such?

>>53243131
He clearly built a large dreadnought then shrunk it with a shrink ray which is illegal

>>53243131
Up until that point, nobody had ever considered such a thing. You would assume that "Models are painted with paint, and there's nothing more to say about that". Then someone comes to a painting contest and wins it with a model that was "painted" with things that aren't paint, it kinda seems weird. Again, nobody had ever seen such a thing before, and the effects that weathering powders produce aren't possible with just traditional painting. The effect is not unlike me showing up to a gunfight with an MG42, and everyone else has matchlock rifles.

>>53243153
>winning in current ed 40k with top tier armies isn't even that challenging or fun.
It can be when top cheese is paired against top cheese.

>>53243153
Tell me about it. What's the point of playing to win if there's not even a chance you'll lose? It's a forgone conclusion half the time.

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>>53243111
>then 75 fenrisian wolves as he tried to chase the flavor of the month.
Wait, spamming Fenrisian Wolves is cheese? I thought I was just being cheeky and pretending like I was furry Tyranids.

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Looking for HH 42 and 43 in audiobook form. Anyone have it?

>>53243156
just use the round bases both games use, but get one of those army tray things off ebay