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WANTED: PRINCESSES AND/OR FAIRY TAIL CREATURES 2017-05-14 07:14:47 Post No. 53234205
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WANTED: PRINCESSES AND/OR FAIRY TAIL CREATURES
Anonymous
2017-05-14 07:14:47
Post No. 53234205
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I, Lord Farquaad, after much deliberation, have decided to send a message to all the kingdoms of the land: I desire the hand of a princess! Now, /tg/, what princesses do you have to offer me?
I am also still willing to take any Fairy tail creatures off your hands.
>>53209134
>>53233733
Why, Ogre, can't you see that all of these helpless creatures are but simple refugees? And, if I am correct, you have not paid a single property tax on your swamp for the past 35 years. I think you letting in some of these poor creatures is a good enough way to clear off all that debt isn't it? Besides, I hear that cultural diversity is a good thing nowadays!
Besides, if you were to say no, that would clearly expose yourself as a intolerable bigot. You're not a racist, bigot of a ogre, are you?
>>53233584
Clearly, if he has so much wine to be throwing it away freely, he has enough to water the whole kingdom! Guards, take him away, and confiscate his wine! 1 Acre of land to you, my good man!
>>53233707
Do not waste my time with such trivial creatures such as pigeons. Although, in this ones case, keep it. I need some pigeons for my upcoming wedding, and this one is already here.
>>53233754
Nonsense, the swamp is big enough for all. 8 acres to you, 1 acre for each of its legs. A fair trade, no?
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What are the trouser-department requirements of the princess? I've got a few princesses(male) lying about if you want them.
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Sire... when searching this old woman's house we discovered some interesting elements...
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Princess of the giant kingdom, my lord.
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Sir, I retrieved this beast from a group of oddly costumed travellers. They said something in the lines of "mmmuuuh containment procedures" I think. I believe the swamp will do.
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>>53234205
I finally caught one M'lord!
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>>53234205
I got a princess for you.
How do you like her?
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I found this thing >:----------D
What do? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>53234909
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>>53235016
Oh, it turns out it was a princess all along sir!
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>>53235015
Oh, and this one is a... kind of princess, too... If you're into this... Damn, can I capture something that isn't a princess?
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>>53234205
While due to her age I would not suggest seeking her hand just yet, my lord, this princess may be in dire need of your protection. Even going undercover in a boarding school has barely protected her from the multitude of grim fates she very nearly befell in the time it took me to write this letter!
I mean, poisoned chocolates! Can you believe it?
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>>53234205
I have captured this incredibly large and bipedal beetle-like entity, my lord! It appears to be incredibly skilled in unarmed combat, and is also very fond of all sugary substances!
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>>53234205
I found some sort of Squid-Child hybrid milord
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I found this thing sire. Claims to be a king, which is impossible since it's a girl.
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There was a band of jesters in the woods. We lost sight of them before we could determine whether they were magical or not.
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>>53238211
Maybe she's a very confused princess?
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>>53238233
Twas why I brought her to our lord.
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>>53238244
Found some dark elves. The boy seems to have a gift for beast taming, the girl can do weird nature magic.
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>>53238289
>Accidentally linked to a post
Ignore that link
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I have located this distressed gelatinous creature! It appears to suffer from constant nightmares, but seems otherwise harmless.
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This thing was riding around my farm. Bugs seem to follow it around, in great numbers.
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I found this illusive masked creature near my cabin in the woods. He calls himself Candlejack and I believe he is of magical ori...
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Fairy tail creatures and/or princesses, you say. M'lord, I have captured a creature that perfectly fits that description!
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>>53239532
You should put it in a swamp. Bugs like swamps...
My lord, I have found this creature... It was found in my... medicinal product of totally legitimate origin. I have no clue what to with it, considering it's heart might explode, from it consuming 60 kilos...
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>>53241033
>You should put it in a swamp
Well obviously, but I'm turning it in for the Lord's bounty.
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>>53240788
As have I!
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>>53234205
The most adventurous princess in the land right here m'lord, I guarantee it!
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>>53238289
>The boy seems to have a gift for beast taming, the girl can do weird nature magic.
Anon...
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>>53234205
How much for this troll I caught, m'lord?
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>>53235015
Simbly ebin xDDDD
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I found this one inside of a squashed metal monster, sire!
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Is mayonnaise a fairy tail creature?
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>>53247167
no mayonnaise is a gender
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>>53238211
Don't do tumblr kids
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>>53234205
OI LAUHD, AH FOUND DIS CAT-GURL FING WANDERIN' AROUND YA LANDS.
SHE SEZ SHE IZ A PRINCESS FROM ANODDER LAND.
ALSO, HERE'S SUM O' MAH FARM'S BEST LIQWOR AS A GIFT FOR YA HIGHNESS.
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>>53245724I know, it was part of the joke
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>>53234205
>tail
Tale, m8. Tale.
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>>53234205
>>53252452
He clearly wants Fairy Tail creatures.
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>>53252452
Read the previous thread, our Lord decreed the spelling would be changed.
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>>53234205
>I desire the hand of a princess!
The princess was most displeased that you only desire her hand, my lord, but we did our best.
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>>53255014
Kira, I know its you.
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>>53234205
I managed to capture this creature the other day; claims to be some sort of gun god.
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We had considerable trouble retrieving this creature - kept running out of firewood because of how cool it was. I would expect my lord to compensate these expenses.
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>>53234205
Brought you not one, but two magical beasts, sire. Trouble is, they persuaded me to make an investment while we were on our way to your castle, and now I owe them 300 gold pieces. Would you be so kind to pay on my behalf?
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Please put it into the swamp and never let it out
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How 'bout this one, m'lord? Quite a fierce one, ain't she?
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GET OUT MAH SWAMP, YOU SAWED-OFF QUEER!
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I caught a loathsome dwarf with a disgustingly oversized head near the castle grounds! By the way, where's the lord?
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>>53234205
MANLETS
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>>53234205
I brought a bunch of Nazi Leprechauns and I don't want to talk about it any more.
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>>53257392
YOU F O O L
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>>53257392
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I found this thing wandering the land, crushing criminals, perhaps you could find a use for it m'lord?
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I found this thing standing by a cliff face, it seems friendly.
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>>53234205
My lord, I have found sworn testimony that the Ogre is butfucking little boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTzM2WJsoJo
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I found this in a cave my lord, it killed my entire guards watch! It eats brains! I can give you the location of its lair (i believe it guards eggs), but as a mayor i insist you warn your men.
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>>53234205
Got this half-dwarf just for you.
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>>53269673
>>53257392
...Oomies really ARE dumber den snotlings sometimes.
'cept Lord Fahquaad of course.
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