What are the "Australians" of fantasy races /tg/?
>>53226514
>>53226514
Dwarves.
Decent blokes, love alcohol, mining economy, and live down under.
>>53226694
But dwarves are perfectionists and hard workers.
>>53226514
Drow. Live down under, dark skin for their species, very familiar with spiders, and usually chaotic evil.
What race has stingers? And is habitually drunk and gregarious?
>>53226744
>>53226514
Gnolls. Gnolls in the outback. Saying things such as "hey m8".
Wielding plasma kukris.
>>53226514
Hobbits if they were just a little more cunty
Gnomes. Rock gnomes.
>>53226744
>wrecked Fin detected
>>53227171
So kender?
>>53226744
>Bunch of puffed up shit-talking males that were ultimately ruled over by Julia Gillard
>>53227444
Kender don't know right from wrong, they don't intentionally choose wrong.
My Goblins all have Australian accents and names like "Bazza", "Gazza", and "Robbo the Gobbo".
>>53227717
I can dig it, Gobs or 'bolds.
>>53226514
We are drow, mate. Struth.
>>53226712
I think it's half orcs then.
Usually decent, louder than they are violent, accustomed to dangerous areas, hardy constitution for alcohol, but also likely to slack off and follow the "close enough is good enough" mentality.
tau, smug cunts with no redeeming features and an overblown sense of their own importance.
>>53226712
>Dumped on a remote desert continent
>Fuelled by rum
>Do a half arse job of it
>Still manage to maintain 2nd highest HDI in the world by doing a half arse job
Rest of world not even trying?
>>53227717
It helps tha bazza, gazza, and shazza are totally goblin names.
>>53227630
Pass a brother the source
>>53226514
Australians themselves.
Australia is a fantasy setting.
>>53227384
Why is Finland a Chinese man? Why are they invading Australia?
>>53227966
Mine shekels are cheating.
>>53227966
+ hdmi measures the LENGTH of education, not the quality. Australians start school early, so they get buffed by that in statistics.
>>53228217
/int/-memes
>>53228217
Because they lost the Finno-Korean hyperwar and wanted to avenge the invasion of Japan by the Emu confederacy
>>53227966
must be all that socialism and welfare, considering who the top of the HDI list is.
>>53228295
sauce on this great conflict?
>>53226744
Came here to say this
>>53227630
>Korean subhumanism
wow, please leave anytime.
>>53228930
Try google?
>>53227804
That's not 'ow ya spell strewth, mate.
>>53230656
>'ow
seppo pls go
>>53227927
This sounds about right.
elves are the greatestest shitposters as evidenced by this board and the infection rate of other boards with their meme