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Welp, lets have a weekend elf thread shall we?

Post elves, shit-talk about them, why we love 'em. And also pics.
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Ooga Booga, Female virgin Elf slave, what do?
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>Elves
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>>53218787
That's fucking disgusting.
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>>53218787
Source?
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Too many girls in this thread.
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>>53219556
Filename, genius.
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>>53219599
There are never enough grills, my n'wah
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Oh fuck, checked again, it's actually not that much. Sorry.
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>>53219599
>>53219613
dunmer are whores
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>>53219613
You know, Dunmer don't look like this.

>>53219634
Only when they are young.
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>>53219656
>look at this drawing. All dunmer look like that.
You should rot in coldharbour, you fokken n'wah
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/co/ started having elf threads recently. Are you people responsible for this?
If so, please more
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>>53220078
That one is not fanart, though. Which is the point. The TES games not only have ugly graphics, their elves are kinda ugly.
SWIT
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>>53220182
I don't even know what that's suppose to be. Enlighten me?
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>>53220652
Marcus Level, a low budget french cartoon with very sincere homages to many video games and not much to run for beside that
The elf's name is Ephi, dunno what's up with her.
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>>53218208
My favorite character ever was an elf barbarian =( kind of feel sad for not being able to play it anymore
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>>53219599
Anon, why you not like High Elves or Wood Elves???
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>>53218522

No.

I'd rather talk about those teeth. Those fangs. This isn't common enough in elf art.
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>>53219599
>Dumbmer

Such shit taste. Pic related're much better elves.
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>>53222321
Is he a good example of how to Necromancer or even Lich Lord?
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>>53218239
What a fucking nerd!
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>>53225549
I know right? And they said Half-Elves are useless.
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>>53218208
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>>53218787
>dat thiccness
>dem TITS
God almighty she can anschluss me any day of the week
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>>53220344
the concept is better than the final product to be honest
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>>53218208
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so what's up with this lineage shit I keep seeing on my elf-pics? Some kind of game? Is it good?
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>>53228154
Not really, but the elves are pretty
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It is right that your homebrew setting have all the drow look like Syx from Mana World?
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>>53228361
>all the drow look like Syx from Mana World?

Sorry but who???
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>>53226875
The cancer that is killing elves. Please keep humans out of this.
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>>53228154
Korean mmo

Not Really

Titty monster elves tho
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>>53228516
And what exactly is the "cancer" seen in that pic? Looks just like a normal elven-human couple.
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>>53219634
>Dunmer are whores and stupid

Don't forget they worship an overglorified dumbass spider.
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>>53228594
are you stupid
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>>53228584
That is exactly the cancer.
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>>53228608
>t. dunmer
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>>53219599
>too many grills

Fine, I guess I can dump a few male elves
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>>53228633
Fine, here. This better? ElvesxCat People.
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>>53228690
>>53228716
I didn't know I wanted smug elves in dress uniform
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>>53220652
A standard Imperial Guardsman from Warhammer 40k. Isn't it obvious, I mean she's wearing green and has a lasgun. What did you think she was, genius, a damn dirty Tau?
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I had some trouble figuring out how to include typical elves in my magic-less Hard Fantasy setting, as I wanted them to have some distinct biological features that would affect their behaviour in a way that sets them apart from humans.

By chance, I found an answer watching a short video about how caracals hunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4e6PsA6mmI They have very sensitive hearing, and can turn and angle their ears to yet better detect sound. Wouldn't that be a good explanation for the elves' stereotypical big, pointy ears?

Why and where would they evolve such fine hearing, though? They could be nocturnal, and thus had to rely more on their ears than their eyes, hunting at night. Rainforests can be very dark on the ground even during the day, as little light filters through the canopy; visibility in cloud forests (tropical or not) is terrible as well.

Elves, thus, evolved as hunters roaming the rain- and cloud forest floors, inter-tribal sneak attacks yet intensifying the pressure to evolve excellent hearing. Some of them remained there, and went on to found Aztec- and Maya-tier civilisations, acoustics playing an important role in their architecture; others left their natural habitat, and migrated all the way to the poles. There, they were well-equipped to roam the taiga even in the dark of the polar night, and filled all kinds of niches from raindeer herders to ice-fishers.

When Man arrived from shores afar, the primitive elves of the plains and light woods in between were easily conquered and replaced; but in the cold north and the wet south, they yet survive and thrive, quickly assimilating human technology and innovations in statecraft to their ancient ways of life.

They are valued as alert scouts by humans exploring the unmapped depths of their continent, though their taste in meat of... just about any kind may be estranging to some.

>>53218289
Careful not to lose your head. :^)
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>>53225344
Stronk elves are best elves.
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no spess elves?
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>>53228516
I smell Autism
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>>53229006
If you're going to play the evolution game, you should decide how far back is their common ancestor with the humans.

Are they Hominids? Homo? Homo Sapiens?
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>>53229022
Sure, but please not this crap.
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>>53229033
Nein.
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>>53229037
Why do you come into this thread if you don't like its topic?
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>>53225329
I like that it implies that Elves evolved catching and devouring small animals with their mouths.
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>>53229047
Anon, I just wana shit and see your reaction(s). That's all.
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>>53229037
>>53229043
Would half-Eldar soul Belong to Rapegod or Big E?
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> tfw the stench of arrogance fills the room
>emo af
>LARPing as immortal
>untold thousands of your kin slaughtered due to this unaffected ennui
>tfw
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>>53229113
Doesn't matter, they don't exist.
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>>53229130
Yeah, I know Its a sensitive topic for an autist EVDF warrior like you, but it clearly implies that IF t was possible. No need to sperg this 24/7, so cuck off.
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>>53229127
Double postin? Why anon?
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>>53229142
EVDF?
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>>53228870
>dat pic
>A standard Imperial Guardsman from Warhammer 40k.

So the Imperium Laser Rifle is now in the shape of a household vaccum cleaner?
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>>53229151
Eldar Vagina Defence Force
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>>53229165
It's really bad if you need to explain it.
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looking dark elves with armor/clothing designed for hot climates, preferably desert-themed but not explicitly needed. if not that, then desert elves in general will do, but dark elves are the priority.
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>>53229212
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>>53229212
Maybe.
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>>53229032
Timescales are one thing I have problems with in general, since I'm not sure how long certain features would take to evolve; and in cases where there are comparable equivalents in real life (like my mammal mermaids' adaptations to underwater life, drawing on cetaceans and sirenians), those seemed to take a few million years.
The common ancestor of my homo sapiens sapiens and these beings would thus have to go so far back that, while common ancestry and later convergent evolution may be enough to explain an overall similar physiology, I struggle to come up with reasons why, for example, their faces would have evolved to look so similar to ours as to still be attractive (at least on occasion)—unless I went straight for a more alien beauty instead (think Zoras from Zelda).

Good thing I haven't touched upon the creation myths of the setting yet. If all else fails, I can always fall back on some cheap cop-out like the planet being some post-post-apocalyptic future earth or terraformed space colony, and the humans of the setting being a biological relic that was preserved on some generation starship (muh twin paradox), but I would rather not.
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>>53229212

>>53229318
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>>53229272
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>>53225329
My elves all have anime shark-teeth like Rance.

They are also the worst Rapists on the planet making the Goblins from Goblin slayer look tame.
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>>53229341
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>>53228584
H E R E S Y
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>>53229299
Well, I'm also doing a setting where I look at evolution, but since my setting has a bit of magic (basically, there's magic but the mortal races haven't learned how to use it yet), I decided that sentient races have some influence over their evolution through magical subconscious orthogenesis ( I expanded a bit on it in /wbg/, >>53228178 ).

For elves in particular, in my setting they stayed in more or less arid terrains and roughly 70k years before the setting's present they split off from Homo Sapiens (magic makes evolution go faster). They evolved their unique traits because they lived around cheetahs and lions and wanted to hunt like them, thus they evolved into great sprinters and daylight ambush predators, but lack endurance for long chases and have problems with heat management because they don't sweat much, thus they overheat quickly when performing strenuous activities.

Other humanoid races evolved similarly but took on other traits depending on their terrain and surrounding animals.
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>>53229272
this is definitely the kind of thing I was thinking
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>>53229403
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>>53229436
Looks like I have less than I expected. Can only post regular dark elves from here on.
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>>53229158
Let's be honest here, they have the same basic level of power.
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>>53229158
It's Master Crafted.
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>>53228584
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>>53229006
Ive read studies suggesting that animals with better hearing are affected much more negatively by noises that humans can easily tolerate. For example, the vaccum might not just scare your pets, but might be causing them physical pain.

Have you considered situations where better hearing is not explicitly an advantage? For example, does your campaign feature firearms/gunpowder weapons in any context?
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>>53218522
>Female virgin Elf slave
>virgin
What's the FUCKING point of buying a sex slave that lives for hundreds of years if she doesn't have any fuckin experiance? What, you think I have the fucking time to teach some stuttering virgin sex slave how to fuck? NO YOU DUMBASS! And why would you want to? What, you want to be "friends" or "waifu" the fucking sex slave you just bought, even though you fucking BOUGHT her? Get your shit together, you fucking shit-smeared mogoloid.
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>>53230075
>For example, does your campaign feature firearms/gunpowder weapons in any context?
TL4, so gunpowder weapons would be around and aplenty.

You bring up an interesting point. PC Elves (slaves or allies to humans) would be familiar with the problem, and probably able to make or buy special ear-muffs, which they could put on at the beginning of an engagement so they can barely bear the noise of muskets and cannons.

Simply firing in the air might be an effective way to stun a group of hostile native Elves, though. It would probably not take long for them to catch on and to come up with counter-measures (again, ear-muffs), but that would force them to give up their main advantage over humans at least temporarily.

Bringing a cannon and firing blanks a good distance away would be an effective means of psychological warfare to be deployed against Elven castles and cities.
Evles might specifically buy gunpowder weapons from humans for the purpose of fighting rival tribes/states.

On the other hand, if a human party was stumbling through hostile territory and encountered a wild animal (say a jaguar), they would have to think twice before shooting it, as that would alert every native Elf in the area to their presence—but fighting something like a jaguar or a rhinoceros with just polearms and swords is no less of a risky undertaking, and would make for a nicely challenging encounter.
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>>53230504
Hey man, do you buy a high class sound system and rely on someone else's settings? Fuck no, you find out what works for you. You MAKE it work for you.

If you aren't willing to put in the time and effort to train her to your own distinctive tastes then you don't deserve a slave. It's as simple as that. Shit, son, wanting some slave trainers sloppy seconds. That's just gross, anon. You're gross.
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>>53230504
>not wanting a deep relations with a virgin elf slave, while being a caring master, then marrying her.
you are pleb
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>>53230504
you're bad at having imaginary elf slave girls
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>>53229452
Might as well.
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>>53230504
>implying she can't be fully educated on how to please a master without having to actually lose her valuable virginity
>wanting your sex slave to have been tainted by human brigands, brutish half-orcs, or who knows what else
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>>53228725
*I* didn't know that I hated Tywin enough that I'm actually rooting for the despicable Altmer.
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>>53231490
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>>53229006
Make Elves ambush predators like cats. Hyper-fast reflexes in short time periods. That gives them and humans a distinct difference. humans would have an endurance advantage from evolving on the plains.Hell, you could also make them have overheating problems that humans don't have because they sweat over their entire body. This could also be why humans 'smell' compared to elves.
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>>53231551
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How big is my Elf folder now... Oh. It is 489 pictures now. Wow.
And 95% of them are female... I have a problem.
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>>53231635
>only 489
>95% female
Faggot.
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>>53231649
Well that was before this thread, and not counting the elves in my separate "Modern Fantasy" or "Magic Users" folder. I think I have a few in my "Armored" folder as well.
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>>53231588
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>>53231563
Hmm, that echoes the ideas >>53229382 had for his elves.
I'm really warming up to it, as it really would set elves apart from humans in a more profound way. (Human endurance is fucking scary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o )

I suppose that's the best way to hunt in the jungle and densely forested areas too, so it makes sense. I wouldn't make the differences quite as stark however, because inhibiting their endurance and heat regulation too much would make them unable to wage war and—
…hm, or because of these constraints, rather than engaging in protracted campaigns and great battles, they could rely more on ritual warfare, guerrilla tactics, and sieges. Interesting!

I hadn't given much thought to orcs and wasn't even sure whether to include them at all, but if my elves are going to be such ambush predators, that would open a niche for orcs (as a sub-species/race of elves—in line with how orcs are typically corrupted versions of elves) as Savanna/Plains Elves, converging a bit to humans, physiologically. Useful as slaves to labour in the fields of the High Elves (and later human colonists)!
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>>53231635
Being male is a problem?
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>>53232077
Saving only girls implies I'm not actually using them for anything... and I'm not.
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Excuse me but WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD?!!!!!
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>>53230566
OR I could go with the Elf Matron who's been ding this since before my Grandfather was born and can do stuff that will BLOW MY FUCKING MIND EVERY SINGLE TIME!
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how do you determine what an elf is? is it just the name or are there strict physical characteristics to follow?
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>>53232217
>elf
>big tits
Get that travesty out of here.
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>>53232263
I think the only universal thing is the knife ears. Everything else changes. But then again, not only elves have knife ears.
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>>53232271
NO
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>>53232263
>pointy ears
>long lifespan
>magic

>>53232312
>knife ears
>>>/v/
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>>53232321
>t.knife ears
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>>53232320
Nothing says "I actually don't care about this fictional race!" than liking titty monster elves.
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>>53232346
You sure showed me.
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>>53231547
What the fuck, total war warhammer 2? The first one wasn't even cracked yet.
What's the point of making a sequel if the first one isn't playable yet?
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>>53232110
Sure you're not.
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>>53232356
But I do care. The ears coupled with big tiddies really does it for me. :D
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>>53232428
Which goes against the aesthetic of an elf. Which means that you don't like the basic idea of an elf. You only like elves that appeal to your dick, so basically
>>>/e/
>>>/h/
>>>/aco/
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>>53232474
>Which goes against the aesthetic of an elf.
Says who? You? Do I need to stop liking what you don't like?
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>>53232546
>Says who?
All these fantasy settings that don't give them giant udders. Please a bit more reading, not just jacking off to porn.
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>>53228584
Info on the top middle pic?
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>>53232033
I just like the idea of a human using superior endurance and fucking an elf chick into a puddle...then continuing.
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nice well-mannered pillars of society dark elves > cavedwelling dark edge elves
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I think I leave the other 25 pics to whoever wants to upload some more.
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>>53233876
RoLW had good elves.
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>>53232183
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>>53228584
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>>53234082
And what is crusader about here?
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>>53234404
Pelenial Whitestrike (TES)- killed a lot of Alyeids (heartland elves) during the Alyessia's uprising in the first era of Tamriel. Also happens to be a robot.

There's a cute photo of him being kissed by a mer, which while heartwarming and cute, is ironic in the extreme.
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>>53234548
Not just any Mer, the Queen whom is rumored to be a mining bot from the 9th era.
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>>53234082
Oh, the Heresy.
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Also, Ayleids
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>>53234548
>>53234723
>Perpetuating Kirkbride fanfiction.
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>>53235141
Go away Todd, I'm not ordering Fallout 4
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>>53235141
>YFW fanfinction is more interesting than a MMO with a mild TES flavor.
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>>53234723
awww, this is so adorable
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>>53231635

I'm very picky with what I save, maybe less picky when it comes to pictures of females, but it seems like there are barely any high-quality pics of guys out there.
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>tfw village elder convinces everyone that orc refugees who rape elves shouldn't be convicted because it's part of their equally valid culture
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>>53236289
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>>53236289
Dumb Marcille-poster.
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>>53236289
But getting raped is your culture, you stinky, dirty knife ear!
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>>53236354
What setting?
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>>53236370
>What setting?
Every setting, ya dolt!
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>>53236354
>knife ear
>>>/v/
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>>53236419
Sorry, I'm not finding anything about this. Are these one of these memes?
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>>53236419
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>>53236500
Who's this semen demon?
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>>53236289
Dont worry, Humans shall conduct a nuclear holocaust against rapist orks
Elven pussy belongs to human cocks and we shall defend it till end
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These threads always become awful when humans arrive.
>muh dick
Truly the niggers of fantasy lands.
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>>53236541
She orcs belong to BHC, no sane human would want to waste his semen in some pathetic elf.
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>>53236557
thas rite
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>>53236557
you mad orc boi?
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>>53236557

>When you a black human that blacked.coms and humaned.coms elves.

D O U B L E W H A M M Y
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>>53236557
>humans are fantasy niggers

Hmm... Let's compare humans to elves and dwarfs:

>Form the bulk of fantasy gangs
Kinda true?
>Human males always seek to marry out of their race
Check
>Humans prefer violence and intimidation when dealing with something
Check
>Quick to become obsequious when violence didn't work
Fifty-fifty on that
>Love to show off their riches in a vulgar way
Check
>Always in for gibsmedat
Check
>Only select few can become as good as professionals
Check
>Their language is a dialect of elvish or dwarven language
Happens often enough
>Breed like hares
Check
>Mostly busy squabbling with each other or trying not to get into someone else's mess
Check
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>>53238337
Dat racism though. Keep it in pol
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>>53232381
They're sort of like expansions, man - can't fit all the content into one game.
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>>53236289
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>>53232088
Lol'd. Sauce on this?
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>>53218208
Just wana inform you boys and girls that /k/ also had elf threads too.

>http://desuarchive.org/k/thread/33619923/

>http://desuarchive.org/k/thread/33661672

>http://desuarchive.org/k/thread/33788050
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>>53225130
Oh shit, recent Arilyn Moonblade fanart!
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>>53232600

And what about those Fantasy settings where they're a possible option, or even those where they're near-standard?
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>>53218239
oh god the cringe...
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>>53244668
Like?
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>>53244857
guy who wanted warm-climate dark elves earlier, I can't believe I've been so retarded as to not look up morrowind art, thank you for reminding me.
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>>53245141
Don't even think that Morrowind is a warm place, but it should work.
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>>53245197
Even if the region is not explicitly warm, the more ornate gold+flowing/silky robes aesthetic of the region's casual wear that isn't made from bug shells fits what I'm looking for very well
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>>53218208
Pretty sure if elves; especially the masterful magical high-elves we'd all know and be familiar with, ever came to our world to make keikakus, expanding territories and deals. Or just existed in our world. The super power nations would be utterly befriending or outright sucking up to the elves because of their mastery of the arcane arts and powerful magics.

>US sucking up by providing military and technological hardware
>Russia sucking up by also providing military and tech hardware, but also numerous resources that Big-Slav-Land has
>China also joins in to suck up the elves by offering what US and or Russia's offering, but said offers are cheaply made knock offs but are in a "discounted price"
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>>53238337
Wow, this post is retarded. Every fantasy setting is unique so saying things like this is way too off. Let's take TES for example, where humans are race who actually unite descendants of ehlofney (men and mer) and conducted an effective policy to secure unity amongst quarreling races. Not to mention that redguards, actual niggers of TES universe, are pretty likable.
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>>53246067
Khajiits are niggs, redguards are just brown.
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>>53246067
>Not to mention that redguards, actual niggers of TES universe, are pretty likable.

Lets not ever forget Redguards have literally split the atom with their superior not!Middle-Eastern curved steel swords.
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>>53245673
Moss def.

Actually, question for /tg/.

If elves were to suddenly appear on Earth, where would be the appropriate gateways into [generic high fantasy land]?
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>>53236541
>Equating Orcs to black people
I think you're starting to get it.
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>>53246779
Balkans cause nobody can control that area.
Also Elves in most settings act like Southern Slavs.
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