Why do unicorns seek out female virgins?
To be a stick in the mud, the lore of it is meant to be that unicorns are repulsed by the taint of lust, and the (flagrantly incorrect) assumption was that virgin women are not lustful, whereas nonvirgin women and all men are.
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Purity. Virginal women are spiritually pure, and they haven't lost their innocence yet. When a girl has sex, she changes (on a spiritual level) from a maiden to a woman.
Unicorns are naturally attracted to that sense of purity. That's why unicorns are drawn to maidens: it's why we find innocence and purity as something to be cherished.
You know how they say that being pure of heart, being holy, has a spiritual effect? It's exactly like that.
>>53213383
Because they're a metaphor. That huge phallic horn on their head isn't there for nothing.
Because it's why no one ever sees unicorns anymore
Because they don't trust banks. Need someone to hang on to their money.
>>53213383
are unicorns pedo?
>>53213383
They don't.
The myth is that the unicorn will only allow a virgin girl to approach it, and all others get shanked if they try.
>>53213383
Why wouldn't they want a virgin qt3.14 to stroke their horn?
>>53213383
Because pureness. This also the reason why unicorns don't exist anymore.
>>53213383
Because they are constantly horny, DUH.
>>53213383
Because they are also mythical
>>53213383
Same reason I do, so I won't get AIDS.
>>53213383
>>"I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."
Man, What We Do in the Shadows was a good movie