Warhammer Waifus

>>53212106
everything is cute if you strap a kawaii uguu face and baaloon tits to it
now fuck off

>>53212269

Not true. You could never be cute no matter what you get strapped to you. That's why your mother took strychnine.

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>>53212106

>>53212106
Here you go http://wh40kart.im/post/list/female/1

>>53212269
/tread
now kys waifufags

>>53212106
Post moar

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>>53212106

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>>53215245

>>53215324
>>53215303
>>53215281
>>53212106
I didn't know she was popular enough to warrant more than 1-2 fanarts.

>>53215281
>>53215324
Those look like a /k/fag's wetdream. I love them.

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>>53215354
Those were very few and far between. Though I do have a few more featuring her.

>>53212106
I'm a qt trap who likes fur and guns, can I be your Vostroyan waifu?

40k isn't waifu-friendly.

>>53215281
>>53215324
Now now, i'm no /k/ommando, but i'm pretty sure those flimsy ass bypods wouldn't stand the weight of those grave bolters

>>53215477
Says the Marine player. Not everyone wants men (male). Some people like women (male).

>>53215502
Heavy bolters, wtf is wrong with me

>>53215515
I don't think anyone would be surprised if grave bolters were a thing in 40k.

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>>53215515
>>53215502
Well, considering how Bolters are SUPPOSED to work, i.e. fire like a regular bullet THEN the rocket bit goes off, a Heavy Bolter wouldn't have THAT much recoil.

>>53215477
Yet.
Reminder that catgirls are canon.

>>53215561
He said weight, anon, not recoil. Heavy bolter-chan is T H I C C

>>53215641
I wish that we'd get more stuff focused on abhumans.

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>tfw no aloof Krieger gf that's more shy to compassion than bullets

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>>53215679
FUTURE SCIENCE MAGIC METALS!
>>53215713
For you.

>>53215245
L-LEWD

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Posting BEST waifus.

>>53215245
>>53215245
WEW

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This one's for you, Curzefag.

>>53215467
I can fap to this

>>53216306

WHERE'S THE POPSICLE?

>>53215815

Oh Kasrkin-chan, you can do a grav-chute deployment on my dick any day.

>>53216306
Now I have the image in my head that after he (Well, she here) joined up with them after Gate 42, Corax was constantly accidentally interrupting Sexy Time oblivious to what was actually happening.

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How can knife-ear sluts even compete?

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>>53212106
Excellent taste, OP, I see you're a cultured man too.

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>>53216774

>>53216687
Malcador was right

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>>53216793
The rest I have is too lewd to post

>>53216919
Upload it somewhere else and post it.
I can also link a pixiv artist who did some 40k lewd if you guys are interested.
He's probably the only japanese dude that I know of who actually like 40k enough to make lewd of it.

>>53216962

What a horrible notion. The very idea of 40k-lewds is shocking and appalling! You should be ashamed of yourself.

Post

>Firstborn SONS of Vostroya
>Better Waifu one of them!

There are innumerable regiments with women in them but you pick the one with the son clause?

>>53216962
W-well anon if you insist.
http://imgur.com/a/vW7d3

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>>53216984
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=5115119
This felinid is about to receive some tender love from that dreadnought.

>>53217024
Thanks.

>>53217039

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL UNF UNF UNF

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kek

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Freya is best space wolf.

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>>53215786

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Banshees cutest waifus, mon'keighs go home.

>>53215388
I assume /k/ would freak out about the guns' inaccuracy and/or impracticality.

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>>53216509

>tfw Vostroyans have been my favorite models since getting into 40k
>tfw we'll never get plastics
>tfw they're ridiculously expensive to buy

>>53217077
Good to know that, even interned in a dreadnought, Captain Asshole lost nothing of it's finesse.

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Necrons > all others, except maybe Admech girls.

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I truly trust Guillimans patrician taste in Eldar women. Its an ultimate redpill, to prefer Noble Eldar, over mon-keigh """womyn"""

>>53216013
Best girl

>>53215467
How come she has time to put make-up or any room for make-up gear?

>>53215245
Cease such scandalous portrayals of the skymother at once

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>>53219464
No

>>53215431
Go away Alexis!

>>53219759
That's not my name!

But is she cute?

>>53219784
no

>>53219835
So that's a no on tag teaming OP in sexy Vostroyan fur collared outfits.

>>53219866
yes

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Would the femperor or mankind be your wife or your mother? Also which one would be worse?

>>53220017
Hope about just you? Do you want to show me your First Rank Fire Second Rank Fire?

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>>53220084

>>53220084
I think I'd rather be a heretic.

>>53220134
no

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>>53220084
I would a FEmpress.

>>53220147
It feels like I just rolled an emotional double 6. All sexual advances from now on will automatically fail.

>>53220196
Post your female (male) dick

>>53215245

Absolute madman.

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>>53217193

>>53219446
It's probably tattooed on or alternatively in the future it's all lasers or some shit.

>>53212106
You'll never marry anyone.

Even if a qt Vostroyan girl existed she would be disgusted by you and would treat you the same way every other female in your life has treated you, with the sole exception of your mother, who probably regrets ever birthing you.

You are truly going to die alone and unloved.

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More Cruzefag bait.

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Zoggin' humies, now ya got me doing it...

>>53215245
Best

>>53215405
>tfw I would unironically date/fuck a Female Tallarn

>>53219628
Is that a tyranid puss puss?

>>53217700
look its for the good of the imperium!

>>53222884
Dat ain't orky

>>53220196
I mean for what it's worth I'm digging your flirting and it's not even directed at me lol

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>>53220084
>YFW the Emperor dies and is reincarnated as a woman.

>>53219446
It was parade day. That's what Necromundan's look like on parade.

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>>53222884

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>>53220566

>>53212106
I hate to bump this shit thread but wouldn't that hoe be half frozen to death not wearing paints and having that amount of cleavage?

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>>53215844
That canteens good for like 2 sips, you're telling me that's good enough for a soldier on a battlefield?

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it might be salvageable if we just use it as an image dump

>>53215878
Khan the best.

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>>53222782
Curzefag isn't around on weekends.

I have said it before and I'll say it again.

WARHAMMER HIGH NEEDS MORE LESBIAN SMUT.

>>53212106
Kill your self

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>>53225055
I think it needs less of that, and more for those girls who never got anything. Like Petra, Hana and Kiara.

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>>53225055
>>53225083
Please provide links to all the Warhammer High lesbian smut.

>>53225116
There is none. At least, none that I know of. Besides, Incest is wrong and sick.

>>53225148
Where do you think you are?

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>>53225193
we're not on /a/. Only on /a/ is incest allowed.

Have something from a far better story.

>>53225148
But then what's the point of the setting?!

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>>53225252
Fucked if I know. I just like the story and characters.

>>53215502
it's too low for a stand or bipod for use in combat and seemingly not telescopic, it's probably a stand used solely to keep it upright while in storage.

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>>53225206
They're cousins not sisters /tg/ has done much worse with 40k.

MUCH WORSE

>>53225335
Incest is incest no mater how far removed the relations are.

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Bolter to Kokoro draws some waifu material

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>>53226158

>>53212106
Anyone who draws shit like that has never been stranded outside in the snow while naked.

>>53219245

I think its a Good Trade.
On the one hand our sex-deprived sterile Marines get to fuck and relieve that stress.

On the other hand, Eldar lose its last chance to ever recover from Slaaneshian birth by being cucked by Marines.

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supreme waifu is unusual crossover waifu

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>>53226821

>>53215641
Nya~!

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>>53217237
I agree.

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>>53217237

>>53225365
Then all sexual relations between members of the same species is incest.

>>53227028
That doesn't even rhyme anon

>>53227107
>implying blacks are related to whites

>>53227136
/pol/ please go and stay gone.

>>53227136
Every Human fights for the Emperor of Mankind. There is only one race the Human Race!

>>53227220
Then where did all the non-white people go? Why are the only blacks left in the entire Galaxy literally whites in blackface?

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>>53227246
Black people exist look at Inquisitor Toth and Jonah Orion. The Imperium of Man has an untold number of humans in it. There are many worlds with different cultures and customs. The lore is flexible enough that there's probably a planet with a large percentage of black people.

>>53227286
Those are from a non-canon game though.

>>53227295
How is it non-canon. You do realize 40k is rather open ended when it comes to canon. What matters the most is your dudes.

The brilliance in 40k is your dudes. You can create a story about your dudes that would fit in the 40k universe. The best army for this would be the Imperial Guard where you could paint your miniatures different skin colors if you wanted. They're your dudes you can make any story up when it comes to their origins.

Now if you think about the different planets found across the Imperium and account for their environemnts. Then why wouldn't you find a planet with humans of different skin colors.

Skin color isn't important in the Imperium unless there's something abnormal about it like oh I don't know having extremely pale skin. It might mark you as a genestealer hybrid for example.

What matters to the Imperium is how pure are you because the mutant is despised. Beware the Alien, the Mutant, the Heretic. The Racism found in 40k is rather more literal. Even then due to how many worlds and cultures there are. In certain books you'll see different attitudes among Imperials because of the different cultures they come from. A Catachan will always dislike authoritarian Commissars. While a Mordian Iron Guardsman might say a Commissar is not strict enough. A Krieger will just run into bolter fire. That is the beauty of the Imperium.

>>53227295
Half of the Catachan art is black guys and that's in codexes and box art.

DoW is canon btw.

>>53227246
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Celestial_Lions

This chapter is based on an African culture

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>>53227502
>Celestial Lions
>Blue and Gold
When my first thought was of Lowemon, I can't help but be a little disappointed.

>>53227502
Another chapter of good guys getting shit all over because muh grimdark. At least it's not just "bad luck" this time (just Inquisition being dicks).

>>53215561
SQUAD MORALE RESTORED!

>>53225116
>Not called Forbidden Lore (Lewds)

I am dissapoint

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>>53219628

>>53222884
This is wrong never post it again

>>53227402
>The best army for this would be the Imperial Guard where you could paint your miniatures different skin colors if you wanted.

And there's something stopping you from doing this to SM, SoB, other Imperial forces and Chaos?

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>>53223061

>>53223845
I rolled too far on my scatter and landed right on your lap. Roll on the penetration table and see what happens to my rear armor.

>>53224625
That's not water.

>>53223552
For a bio-titan maybe.

Warhammer High was fucking gay

>>53235496
Warhammer is fucking gay to begin with.

I asked this >>53236882 over in the WHRP thread, but the thread seems to be dead. Anyone have any ideas?

>>53212106
>tfw qt Vostroyan trap waifu to fuck during the winter

>>53225206
That story was easily the most Gary Stu-riddled piece of fiction /tg/ has ever produced.
>>53224684
I remember when that pic was posted for ROAD TRIP!. Good times.

>>53215869
got any cultist or chaos pin ups? looking for tattoo ideas

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>>53239264

>>53239317

My underhive militia regiment is rising!

The "underhive militia regiment" is my penis

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>>53227028
I want to be raped by an Eldar babe.

>>53234196
>rolls a 6
>it's AP 2

Looks like it's time to explode, anon.

>>53240892
The explosion leaves a crater in my rear armor. Your Demolisher Cannon fills me up and causes multiple S4 hits inside of me. I fail my leadership check and am now pinned in a compromising position.

>>53215467
2 Lewd

>>53215869
Need this for nose art

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>>53217700
Inferior jpg

>>53240602
Um-that Eldar starts with a D

and you will be.

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>>53240602
the opposite can be just as good

>>53242289
>leaving a knife within easy reach of your rape victim
It's like that guy taking off his pants wants to be castrated.

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>>53226158
At least post the titty version, Anon.

>>53242320
>rape victim
Or maybe the alien said a curse word, and he decided to whip the devil speech out of her.

>>53243832
Exterminatus and then have some gay sex with someone else.

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>>53212106

>>53239149
>That story was easily the most Gary Stu-riddled piece of fiction /tg/ has ever produced.

Give facts to back up that statement.

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>>53218080
>mfw I found two specialists and two sarges for half-price when the local game shop emptied its old stocks

>>53226158
Add a penis and I'm on board.

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WARHAMMER 40K LEWD CYOA WHEN

>>53249025
Deldar with feminine erections when?

>>53241531
I just woke up but something something Sweeping Advance something something Strength D penetrating deep into the rear armour. Squad Morale Restored!

>>53249490
My feminine regimental standard is certainly standing proud. Everyone in an 18 inch bubble now has to take an arousal check. Or something like that. Fear test maybe.

I really got into it with your something something. It's really like listening to someone skim a rule we all sort of forgot. "Yada yada, on a 5 it's weapon destroyed, something something, ah there we go, it's an explode result on a 7+".

>>53249634
Well unfortunately the Commisar noticed me failing my Arousal check. He says I have to clean the regimental standard by hand every day for the next week.

>>53232212
Of course you can do the same thing for the other armies. I was just using ig as an example

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>>53250140
Yay, this has been nice, I will finish hard for you and all over you

>>53212106
So back on topic, when will we get more female Commissar models from GW? The one special character for Sisters sold really well on her own.

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>>53242320
they just want to help!

>>53250364
Thanks, and same right back at you.