Coolest things to find in a dark ogre's cave.Besides the cave ogre.
>>53207927
Also, general cave/underground thread.
>>53207927
Ice.
>>53207927
>>53207927
Ogre poop
>>53207927
The cave ogre's wife.
>>53207927
>>53208820
The cave ogres children.
>>53208820
>>53209153
The cave ogre's hot wife and daughter
>>53208818
>>53208820
>>53209153
>>53209204
Thanks /tg I can always count on you
>>53207927
A heart-shaped cinnabar crystal called "Dragon Heart".
An abandoned dwarven fungus farm growing inside a limestone pool.
An entrance to a deeper chamber big enough to have rainclouds and telluric horizontal lightning.
Man-sized and friendly armadillos digging for worms.
Flowstone sculptures made by the local earth elementals.
Natural thermal waters in which the ogre's wife is bathing right now. She has a floating bucket full of cooked eggs at her side, and her three breasts blush from the heat.
Pic related.
>>53207927
His life's work: a full citadel for his whole tribe to realocate into.
Mineral beauty that moists a dwarf's eyes.
>>53207927
Engraved on the wall is a finely-designed image of a dwarf and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarf is surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarf is surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarf is surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarf is laughing.
>>53209592
That sounds like a good approximation of /tg/ and shitposting
>>53209347
>An abandoned dwarven fungus farm growing inside a limestone pool.
Cool.
>>53209439
Really like the millstone door.
>>53207927
A bottomless pit.It's not actually bottomless, it just appears that way. Are you a bad enough dude to descend an entire league straight down into inky blackness?
A jar of unopened skub
>>53208820
got you covered.
The ogre's broken DVD players.
>>53217276
>Is that an onion in a cage?
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>>53217482
I still can't tell if it's all some sort of elaborate ruse to make a funny thread, or if there's some actual film watching ogre living in some barely habitable basement somewhere out there.
>>53217642
Weird folks exist. Back in the nineties, I was acquainted with a former naval officer living in an abandoned church in LA who referred to himself as "Brother Blue".
>>53217642
It's one of those hulk hands.
I want to believe tho.
>>53207927
A peasant chained up to the wall with his leg missing. Can you free him without getting caught by the ogre?
>>53207927
Cave Ogre's roomie.
That half-orc can party better than any fratboy in miles.
>>53218225
Well I know a guy who had his thumb severed when he was little and had it replaced with his big toe. It's noticeable if you look. So literal toe fingers are a possibility
>>53226561
If you're going to do surgery, why not just reattach the thumb?
Eat ya salamanders.
>>53218112
Anon, I think you may have met a super hero.
A door to the bottom of a lake, water held back by magic.
>>53226576
Probably too late to save it.
>>53229342
Amateurs
>>53216934
Disturbing.
I like this thread
The cave ogre's wife's son
>>53226561
I saw a guy with thumbs just like that. I doubt he has ever been operated on, and this makes that thread all the better.
Dumping a bit of cave photos.
>>53209271
>>53207927
Shrek
And this is the last of my dump.
>>53232813
Sadly hardly any of the photos work as inspiration unless you plan on having your party travel by boat.
>>53232893
>But that's exactly what I want!
Well, the ice caves are pretty safe to traverse by foot, and not all the water pools are big enough to warrant a boat. Seven of my posted photos seem like a good location to travel by foot.
I'll post less watery caves shortly.
>>53233013
Yeah the ice caves were pretty good, also thanks for posting photo-anon.
3 magic elf swords.
>>53233136
More, as I promised.
A couple of noice sources:
http://www.philippe-crochet.com/nouveautes/details/208/iran-fevrier-2016-grottes-de-sel/236939/sp-16-0077-legende
https://www.tripadvisor.ru/Attraction_Review-g3941396-d3625654-Reviews-Grottes_de_Cougnac-Payrignac_Gourdon_Lot_Occitanie.html#photos;geo=3941396&detail=3625654
>>53233709
no way this is real
>>53233709
Quality and size will vary. I'm sorry.
>>53233739
My mind was blown when I first saw the ice caves. Caves, as it turned out, are pretty fucking awesome sometimes.
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>>53233747
A perfect monster's den.
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>>53233989
"Less watery", he said.
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>>53234156
A bit of civilization.
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>>53234285
>this ice will die in your lifetime
Thanks Obama.
>>53234325
Oh, I fucked up.
Should I post more? And, if more, then what type of caves - watery or dry?Don't have enough different ice caves
>>53234381
Eh, I guess I'll post just a couple more. It's not like am not samefagging anyway.
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>>53234543
Okay, that's enough.
>>53233478
made of 3 differentmagiccave crystals
>>53233709
is this candy
Blind fish
>>53235265
Yes, of all the flavors!
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>>53236459
Some of these fucking caves dude. How can a space that big be underground?
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>>53237177
Speaking of underground stuff. Did Unnaground anon ever deliver? Last I heard they had like 8000 words types up.
>>53237218
For those who didn't see the original thread.
>>53209592
Underrated because /tg/ isn't /vg/
>>53234260
This is pretty cool.
>>53217276
Any of you heard of the Kraft tunnels?
Yes, like Kraft Mac and Cheese.
>>53242273
wut
>>53243167
2.5 million square feet (and growing)
It's a huge underground facility dug out since the 60s by Kraft, they use it as storage since it's so easy to keep things cold underground, and they rent out space to other people for warehousing and manufacturing (Along with secret shit in the deep end they can't disclose so you can go nuts with conspiracy theories)