Neo New Yugioh thread

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>>53202385

>>53202385
It says a lot about a game when you can't tell if this is a parody or not. Honestly, the only thing that makes me think it might be is >>53202593

Real question: What is the appeal of this game? The rules seem bloated, the artwork is gross, and the player base is bloated and gross. What's the draw?

>>53203838
I needed more black friends.

>>53203838
the biggest draw for me is that I can play with dinosaurs. And the dragons are petty cool too

>>53203870
I mean, sure, but why not just watch DBZ and Naruto, then? Less of an investment, same payoff.

>>53203888
>I can play with dinosaurs
That is... honestly a very compelling argument.

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So does it destroy itself too?

>>53204347
Yes.

>>53204600
So what's the point of the card?

>>53204695
To destroy everything on the field and sometimes to end games because your opponent forgot that Black Rose has a second effect.,

>>53202385
I can't even fucking read that.
What the shit, Konami? Are they marketing to ants?

>>53202593
>>53202593
SHIIIET. I have a bunch of old cards I got from China when I was a kid. Should I go find them?

GUYS DID YOU KNOW

e hero shadow mist is a girl

>>53203838
I feel ya. I used to play a lot of MTG but now i'm mainly a YGO player. The card art is atrocious for me, it looks so "anime" which is a huge letdown. But the game itself is fucking fun to play, so i try to ignore that.

>>53202385
in which planet is that a fucking dragon? looks like something out of evangelion

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>>53209722
Yugioh has weird dragons.

>>53209722
arc-v is the evangelion of yugioh.

>>53206675
cant see tits or pussy. prove

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>>53211404
>can't see tits
you play yugioh that fact is obvious but just look at the cards chest you dope.

>>53205700
YES PLEASE

>>53202385
>that card

Hopw can my collection from 13 years ago even compete?

>>53204695
When there is a big scary board that will rape your anus next turn.

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>>53204695
To be a poor man's replacement for this card.

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>>53212161
Easy.

>>53212684
Was the R4nk toolbox a mistake?
I can't think of something it can't do.