Hello again, /tg/. Welcome to Day 1 of the 2017 Spring Babby Cup!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
After the shakiest of starts during the Qualifiers, /tg/ kept their cool to make it back to the main event on the back of nothing but patrician 1-1 draws. It's onwards and upwards from here, fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls.
Tonight we're facing off long-time Cup residents /f/ at 20:20 UTC (4pm EDT).
>implying the Cup is ever on time
But that's not all! Our good buddies /co/ face off against /r9k/ in the final game of the day, set for 21:40 UTC (5:40pm EDT).
So, the stage is all set. All that's left is for us to take the field and roll the dice. GET HYPE AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>53200032
We have a discord server set up for all things /tg/ Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. https://discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
>team 40k
When does /tg/ get its own team?
I got a question, why is Creed no longer on the team and why do we suck now?
>>53200094
Creed is no longer in the team because, by popular vote, he was dropped in the last roster poll. There'll be another roster poll following this Cup as well if you'd like to reinstate him, or add new players.
As to the second question, the short answer is PES 16. Nightmare for both managers and testers alike, results from test games just didn't matter because it just did whatever the fuck it wanted on game day.
Thankfully, PES 17 is much more consistent and we're seeing a good return on results from testing so, hold on to your butts.
Don't fall asleep through Group A lads.
>>53200094
Because this fellow stole him.
>>53200070
>>53200094
>six years later
>"we need fewer 40k players" and "we need more 40k players" are still the most discussed topics in every thread
>>53200173
It's nice to see things have not changed.
Tester here, this is your Imperial thought of the day, and your chant for when we crush /f/!
>>53200045
Is there anyway to get the old background colour back or am I stuck with this annoying white colour?
>>53200252
I wanna say something along the lines of using Adobe PDF reader vs. Flash being a dead medium.
>>53200602
Theatre mode via the stream setting options, you lose out on seeing the polls but can exit, vote and return.
>>53200701
>>53200602
Alternatively scroll down on the main feed until you see the "Temporary dark mode" post for an extension to turn on dark mode.
>>53200701
Also, you can download Smashcast+ which has a dark mode, though it's our temporary fix for now.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/smashcast%2B/kcenaommnnmnokafpkmekmgbhpbobcpg/related
>>53200764
>>53200733
Yeah that worked guys thanks.
>>53200844
>>53200032
WAAAAAAGGHHHHH
Right, now that Group A(in't watching that shit) are done, next up is two terrible boards: /mlp/ vs /his/.
>>53201162
It's fine, we already rolled our 2+ Armor save, we will endure this annoyance before our match.
For those interested, /his/ just beat /mlp/ 2-1.
Marqod is STILL manager? Holy shit, why hasn't he been replaced yet? He's a total incompetent and an autistic jerk.
>>53201992
But he isn't a manager, he's an adviser if anything.
All right, /tg/, Group C time. /b/ vs /biz/ is up first, then we're after that.
Time to wake up.
>>53200094
>>53200146
>fa/tg/uys voted to get rid of one of the team's best players
for what fucking purpose
/b/ vs /biz/ atm
Russian guy commentating.
>>53202981
Name doesn't affect how they play.
>>53202981
Creed needed time off to cope with the loss of cadia. The emprah got off the Goalden throne to take his place. Guilliman takes the emprahs place
So what do we wont from /b/ vs /biz/?
Draw?
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS.
WE'RE UP, FAGGOTS! GET HYPE!
Here we go.
>>53203152
I kind of want to see how we fare against the "big" boards, so I'm gonna say /b/ for the win so we can scrape a winning from them later on.
>>53203220
rip
ERE WE GO
>>53201894
Its time
>>53203217
> Crazy Hassan's Discount Camel Emporium sponsorship
Based art fags think of everything.
>>53200195
tzeench has no power here
Get ready for the WAAAAAAAAAGH!
Is our plan to be undefeated by drawing all the time?
> When you feign an injury to look up the ref's skirt.
>>53203569
You can't loose if you just murder the other team.
Are we sucking ass again?
>>53203631
Yes, but so are they.
>tfwnogoals
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
>losing at '90
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tankard does not endure.
>>53203652
YOU HAD TO SAY IT.
YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING SAY IT ANON
/f/uck!
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>53203712
I roll for Penance!
Chirst that was such horseshit.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>53203755
I roll to fill up this empty void in me from anon's jinx.
There's nothing left in me, I don't feel mad, or disappointed, or frustrated or anything anymore.
>Be on the attack constantly
>Lose to a 90+ gift from God
Who can we even blame?
Well, /f/ are good sports with their victory anthem anyway
Rolled 18 (1d20)
Why are we so shit these days?
>>53203823
God.
When god gives you lemons, you find a new god.
/co/ are currently 2-0 up against /r9k/ with goals from Aku and Hope Corgi.
Well holy shit.
Full time 5-0 /co/ with a Doom hattrick.
>>53205130
I for one welcome our new Extra T H I C C overlords.
>>53205130
Doom seriously needs his own goal horn with all the goal scoring he does.
Damn missed it just watched the match and that 90 plus header was such Lucky bullshit.
>>53205130
Fucking /co/ stealing the show.
>>53206764
90+ Headers are a tradition.
Damn, did I miss everything?
>>53211465
Afraid so, bruh.
>>53211465
We're playing against /biz/ on Sunday though, around the same time.
>>53211465
>>53212533
8 matches in other groups tonight as well, of course.
>>53212560
Including /a/, for those interested, since there's a big enough animu following on /tg/.
>>53212735
Also, our old buddies /k/, later in the day.
>>53212814
A shame it's just brrrrrrrrrt now for their goal horn.
God damn I love these things.
>>53200032
Is 50% of the roster still references to fucking quests?
>>53214424
Even >>>/qst/ is off the team these days, dude.
Not that there was ever more than one quest rep.
>>53214451
>Not that there was ever more than one quest rep
Literally this.
/a/ are playing /g/ right now and /g/ have just gone ahead.
>>53216467
>the shitty of me
/w/ are playing /g/ now. /a/ are facing /out/ after that.