High School of Heresy

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>>53190372
Already been done. You're several years too late.

>primarchs
>again
40k has so many other elements you could explore, but it's always the primarchs. it's the same shit over and over again, and they aren't even all that cool.

Go away

>>53190416
I don't see you making any threads about those other elements...

>>53190372
They should all be tall and muscled.
Nothing sexier than a woman several feet taller than you and with toned abs.

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>>53190416
I came here for primarchfus but I pay attention to what you have to say. What are these inexplored elements?
If you're talking about huge T6 W5 mechaniwaifus, well I'd love to see some Femisarius Cawl.

>>53190631
If you're talking about 30k, there's the normal marines of each legion, the men and women of the Imperial Army and the Mechanicum, among other things. Primarchs should never have been the be-all and end-all of 30k, and the fact that they are is frankly depressing.

>>53190572
But not over the top bodybuilding muscled. Like, being able to wear an artificer dress yet still bring able to cave in faces with their hands, without looking like a slender model either.

>>53190685
Is that even possible? Muscles means they'd have no tits like most sportswomen out there. They'd all be big, beefy and flat as fuck.

>>53190631
>>53190675
Genderswapped versions of other 30k characters could eventually be a thing.

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>>53190675
You do realize we're exploring the Primarchs as waifus and not as characters, right? Those guys are people with very noticeable mental disorders and tropes that are given powers of demigods of legend.
It is to be expected that combination comes off as giant manchildren...but we don't care because we're waifuing. For real characters, look over to the captains, Magi and the always forgotten mortals that are the real face of the Great Crusade.
It's not that I forget them, anon. It's just that I seldom waifu them.
Seldom.

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>>53190685
>>53190703
You can do muscle and big tits.
Just take someone like Charlotte from FE and add more muscle definition.

>>53190753
Curzefag's already cornered that market without even needing to give them tits. Let Primarch Waifus and the teenage primarch girls that is already a thing be separate things and not cross the streams. Do we need to go back and rehash old thing again and again ad infinitum?

>>53190703
I'd think somewhere beyon merely fit but before Tits-gone-because-bodybuilding. If someone can achieve that much control of their bodily processes, it's Femarchs.
Or say one of their extra organs is tit-shaped extra pectoral muscles, so they can mudwrestle and bearhug Dreadnoughts to scrap.
Whatever floats your boat
>>53190768
I agree with this gentleanon.

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>>53190372

Already a thing.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High

>>53190787
>Let Primarch Waifus and the teenage primarch girls that is already a thing be separate things and not cross the streams
Hey, I'm all for big grillmarchs here.

>>53190809
Yeah, remember how that devolved into an insufferable heap of self-insertion?
This is our chance to have that not happen!

>>53190835
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You already have your self-insert fantasy with Konrad Curze, this'll be the exact same thing.

>>53190835
But I want to make sweet love to FemSanguinius. That bloodthirst translates to one mean fellatio.

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>>53190858
Are you sure?

Amazons

>>53190920
Yes. You've already shown us what you're capable of.

https://pastebin.com/EJjLVkHj

>>53190809
Say what you will, some of those stories where funny as hell, especially when they weren't supposed to be.

>>53191052
I kind of want some people to re-take on the setting. Write about those Daughters who were never covered or given a chance. Like Petra, or Kiara or Roberta.

>>53191078
You should like this then.

>>53191125
Why don't you actually turn your talents towards something useful, like actually making the Daughter of Curze into an actual character? That description in the WHH page does not to me sound like any real true child of the King of Terrors. She's been udnercovered and underdeveloped from day one. You can recrtify that fact. What would Kiara be like? What sort of person would she be? A believer in justice? Antisocial to a fault? You supposedly know Konrad's character better than anyone, surely you can find some answers to these questions that are not just waifushit and memes. Take it as a challenge, pick up the gauntlet and run with it.

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>>53190940
Yes.

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>>53190416
I want to reproduce with that.

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>>53191209
Samus best femarch

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Hey, if Mortarion is from Barbarus, is Femtarion from Amazonus?
Or Morticia from Amazrath.
I want her striding the battlefield with her 2W feminator retinue, accompanied by Sisters of Silence as specialists.
Or Boys of silence? :^)

>>53191406
No, only huge buff women can become Astartes in this AU.

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>>53191441
What the fuck they're high school girls

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>>53191441
>only huge buff women can become Astartes in this AU.
2
W
Feminators

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>>53191498
They can only be in highschool if they're also 10 feet tall and muscular.

>>53191505
YES

>>53191578
Primarchs aren't as big as people think. Dorn, who is less than a foot taller than his marines, is probably around 7.5 feet tall, Angron, Lorgar and Alpharius a bit shorter, Magnus, Vulkan a bit taller, then Magnus at 8ft.

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>>53191653
No, they were bigger.

>>53191653
Don't ruin it.
At least 7 and a half foot is still over a foot on me.
But it's just not the same.

>tfw I just don't like muscle girls

>>53191714
Well then, you're shit out of luck.

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>>53191714
Heathen! Heretic!

>>53191749
Look, I'm the one making this, not you, and if I want my dating sim/high school shenanigans AU starring the teenage femarchs, that's what I'll do.

>>53191822
Talk about a boring rehash. It could be at least tolerable if you made something on ren'py or still had them be muscular instead of the most generic and banal of parodies.

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>>53191822
And as has been said a dozen times, we already have a dating sim/high school shenanigans AU starring the teenage femarchs.

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>>53191683
>Primarchs a billion feet tall
>mfw
>>53191695
Ok then. If you like it, I won't deny it to you.
>>53191714
You are a shitposter, no doubt :^)

>>53191872
>>53191875
But this one is better.

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>>53191911
Yes, they were much bigger than humans.

>>53191960
It's the same thing.

>>53191977
Something's off in your picture, dubs-anon.

>>53191960
>no girl abs to rest my head on
It's shit.

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>>53191977
Lol as if. Dorn was barely taller than his own marines, and Magnus was but a head taller than Angron, no matter whan his HUGE 6'1" Dreadnought-big model says about it.

>>53192090
Model is more canon than the artwork.

>>53192103
Models aren't even in scale with anything, it's just a collection of deformed mutants.

>>53192103
Like this suddenly canon artwork? -> >>53191683
Meh

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>>53192120

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>>53192143
>"heroic" scale

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>>53192184
>muscle women
Absolute Disgusting

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No reason to fight about how big our strong gals are. They're both pretty and strong, they are.

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>>53192205
*arousing

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>>53190877
Here she is anon. Thank me later.

>>53193458
You could have let this thread and all the crap in it die a natural death fuck dammit.

>>53193554
Except I just got here and I want to see where it goes.

>>53193584
It's not going anywhere. It's gone everywhere it could possibly go. The Curzefag has left (because it didn't get its way because everyone wanted Giant Amazon Musclegirls) and this will die an unlamented death soon enough anyway. It was tried before, and that project ran its course well enough. It doesn't need a revival by someone as fucked as the Curzefag.

>>53193621
But it CAN get better art and it CAN attract some good writefags with enough exposure, right?

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>>53193889
Hardly. There's been a few who were slightly above average both in terms of writing skill (The Writer ILikeCommas was the best) and art (The artist of these pics was probably the best one to draw for the setting), but the project has long been dead. Somewhat of a shame in that a number of characters were never given any coverage and remain just sketches of characters.

>>53193919
Is it dead because there's no interest or is it dead because no one will write for it? I like writing, and I considered writing some stuff for it a while ago (got the reboot thread up and everything) but then life happened and I never had the chance.

>>53193458
Momma is dead, little man.

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>>53193973
HE WILL RETURN TO US

Would the 40k setting be more interesting if the Primarchs were female and gave birth to their marines instead of the organ-implantation thing?

>>53193995
That would only work if 40k was a far smaller scale universe.

Basically, 40k on Fantasy's world. Otherwise there wouldn't be nearly enough marines OR the primarchs would be hyperpreg queen monstrosities.

>>53193972
Both, really. There was a major hatedom for the WHH series for a long time, with some sperg named Sage the Crusader bombing every thread that so much as mentioned it. That hatedom is gone now, but the legacy of it is that no-one is willing to risk it and write shit for it. Again, the only good writer on the series was the writer of Bound Fate, and even he's long gone despite his plans for a big trilogy of stories. Might be worth looking at for inspiration as to what a good story could be like.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9580671/1/Bound-Fate

>>53194021
>Otherwise there wouldn't be nearly enough marines OR the primarchs would be hyperpreg queen monstrosities.
They could maybe give birth to the marines in a very small and underdeveloped state like marsupials and let incubation machinery handle the rest.
Or they could have huge external uteri like Alien queens that could be shed and regrown when the situation demands it, just for added body horror.

I'm all for stuff that portrays Primarchs and marines as monstrous freaks.

>>53194082
Though there's another problem that comes with this - the primarchs cease to really be primarchs. The major appeal of one is that they're monstrously strong demi-gods of war - but if she's the only thing keeping your battle forces going, you CANNOT risk her death. She'll be kept as far away from the battlefield as possible at all times.

>>53190416
how about Phoenix lords then?

or the daily life of Tyranid family with:
>Tyrant mother
>Unclefex
>oldest son warrior-kun who herds his younger siblings all day
>Eldest daughter Lictor-chan who is recluse
>Stealer-chan who likes to play pranks and get others to join her on them
>Gaunt-kun and Gant-chan the hyperactive twins
>ripper baby

>>53194268
I... no... please no....

>>53193458
Thank you.

All the femarchs as normally-proportioned ADULTS in charge of a legion when?