Stat me /tg/

>>53166312
+10 to Perform(Sing)

>>53166312
-10 HP. In the song he dies.

>>53166536
>In the song he dies.
That's never confirmed.

He could have been taken away by spacemen.

>>53166312
Floating in a tin can: 10
Environment: Far above the moon
Color Perception: 10
Incapacitated

>>53166536
>>53166548
It's about a heroin addict mainlining his last shot, man. He died.

>>53166312
Tool Proficiency (Disguise Kit)

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>53166312
Proficiency - Shapeshifting

>>53166312
God/Major_Tom

>>53169262
Ebin, just.. Simply EBIN!

MOM LOOK

I PISTED IT AGAIN

>>53166312
+10 Junkie
-1 tin can

Serious question: Is there an archive of things that have been statted by /tg/? Because I want to ask for help statting something, and I don't want to bother if someone has already done it.

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>>53166312
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33291717/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31246243/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31282599/

skele astronaut with a wishing star in his skull and a big fuck-off mace made by cold-welding random space debris together.

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>>53166596
Nah, he was still there 10 years out in Ashes to Ashes. I like to think Space Oddity is that first hit and the cosmic idealism and joy that comes with it, and Ashes to Ashes is the reality of being a junkie. That also parallels where Bowie was when he wrote both those songs.

>>53170224
>surely if I feed him a reply he'll stop doing it

>>53169262
Stat HIM, anon, not his dick.

>>53166312
Is it bad that this is the first thing I thought of when I saw this post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Hs2AQwDgA

EEEAAARRRTH BEE-LOW US, DRIFTING, FALLING..."

Gear: protein pills, helmet

>>53177021
I have like eight different versions of this song.

>not stating out The Sovereign

>>53180196
>he still thinks Bowie is Sovereign

>>53177021
Both are ebin songs.

+Protein pills
+Helmet
+Tin can
+Floating
+Stillness
+100 000 miles
-Circuit
-Communication with ground control

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>You will never create a work of art about mortality and death even as you yourself are staring down the barrel of oblivion, cancer eating you away from within.

I didn't expect anyone to leave a parting shot to surpass Nimoy's final tweet for a long time, but there it is. Damn.

>>53177021
Love the ending to this song
>fuck dying in space I have pussy waiting for me

>>53166312
Con: 0