Your party or player character gets a hold of a Mr. Meeseeks

>>53128222
Blowjobs

I throw it away and find people with better taste.

>>53128222
What's that?

>>53129146
It creates a Mr.Meseeks. You tell him a task to do and he'll do it then disappear. Meseeks will go through any lengths to complete their tasks but it can't be anything too complicated because after a few hours of them being around things start to get weird.

>>53129179
Specifically, to them existence is a horrible agony that wears on their sanity. Give them a long/hard enough task to do and they eventually lose their minds

I throw it away because I don't want any of that reddit shit near me.

>>53129146
>>53129239
Examples of a Mr.Meseeks feat
>making a girl popular in high school
>salvage an alcoholic's self-worth
>taking two strokes off a man's golf game after threatening to murder him and an entire resteraunt

>>53129239
This reads like a 15 year old's retarded attempt at existentialism.

Infinite experience

>>53129260
>>53129400
Why not find a thread you actually enjoy rather than shitting up one you hate?

>>53129451
>muh preshus thread
>stop calling out my reddit tv show
ok

My Rogue Trader would exalt at the existence of freely given manual labor!

>>53128751
>when you don't have a life so you spend your time posting in threads you dislike to tell the other people in the thread that you don't like the topic

>>53129239
The major flaw in the average Mr. Meeseeks is that he is perfectly able and willing to create more Meeseeks to assist him in his task. This can rapidly lead to a horde of insane Meeseeks if left unsupervised.

>>53130905
Like most things Rick builds, the assumption is that the user will be as smart as Rick.

"Mr. Meeseeks, check out that room for traps and set them off if there are."

>>53129475
Merely passing by, but
>"I deliberately entered a thread full of things I don't like, and now I'm mad. How could this happen to me?!"
Unless you have an opinion of value to add (like a genuine argument which isn't "I don't like thing"), I don't think your opinion matters here.

>>53128222
I slap the DM irl

>>53128222
>Mr. Meeseeks, don't die!

And that's how we lose another campaign.

>>53132225
What's to stop you from killing him?

>>53129400
welcome to rick and morty

>>53128318
Fuck! Beat me to it.

>>53130992
Ooooooh can do!

>>53129400
Ooo, oh boy Anon, I-I don't think you're allowed to say that word. Ya know?

>>53129400
Not really. The real message was that Jerry's a colossal fuck up.

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>>53132315
>>53129400
Yeah, we don't talk here about the e... e... existen... the e-word!

>>53132315
Uh Anon, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I'm stating the fact that if I had believed this concept it would have made me mentally retarded.

>>53130953
I dunno, it seems it's really only Jerry where shit escalates into a mess.

Also Rick seems to be bit weak on chemistry since he created mutant mantis people by accident while rest of his techno junk works.

>>53132382
Ok but yeah, I don't think it's about logic, Anon. I-I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing.

>>53132452
Well that's retarded.

>>53128318
Caaaaaaaaan dooooo!

>>53129475
I can't believe your tastes are so awful that all you have to say about Rick and Morty is that it is a "reddit tv show." That's pretty pathetic, anon.

>>53128222
>"Mr Meeseeks, take this knife and kill yourself in the middle of that magic circle."

Unlimited supply of magic fuel blood is go

>>53132549
He's so autistic that he's butthurt there's even a remotely off-topic thread on /tg/. Doesn't matter what it is. He thinks if he's butthurt enough about it the mods will delete the thread.

Either that or he's still mad about BirdPerson.

>>53132382
>>53132452
You won't catch anyone with such weak bait, anon, even if I get that you are joking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiSc5ImaWKM

>>53132602
They puff into smoke when dead though

>>53132282
Sorry, I already washed my hands.

>>53132242
they can't die until their task is complete

>>53132602
>>53132669
Well Mr.Meeseeks seems to be able to bleed like when they all tried killing themselves instead of suffering through helping Jerry but would Meeseeks blood still coun for whateve ritual since they're alien?

"Mr. Meeseeks, kill that entire orc horde!"
"Oooh boy! I need some help with this!"
>Original Meeseeks creates another Meeseeks and asks him to help slaughter the orc horde
>Repeat until orcs are drowning in an unendingg tide of suicidally berserk Meeseeks

>>53128222
>Hit Button
>"Go kill [insert bad guy here]"
>Hit button again
>"Help him"
>Hit button
>"Help him"
>Hit button
>"Help him"
ad infinitum, or at least until there's enough that they just swarm the enemy.

>>53129400

thats exactly what rick and morty is. A normie tier exestintialism show.

>use it to solve problems until we figure out the "existence is suffering for a meeseeks" thing.
>stop using it and lock it away in case we ever encounter a situstion severe enough that creating suffering engines is morally permissible to stop it and which a meeseeks could solve

>>53132748
If you need to store anything I bet it's no good.

If the act itself is what you need then I see no issues

>>53128751
SPBP

>>53128222
I tell meeseeks to find true love, then let him go.

>>53128222
He tells Meeseeks to find a reason to live despite existence being suffering.

>>53128222
- It's going to run through dungeon hallways and set off traps.
- It's going to solve puzzles.
- Peasant cannon.

>Someone puts an R&M thread on /tg/
>A bunch of perfectly nice fa/tg/uys enter /tv/ mode and the thread becomes a shitshow
It's like one of those edgy battle royale-style "we are just a thin line away from eating each other" shows.

>>53133219
/tg/'s been super tribalistic and self warring for a couple years now.

>>53129451
Welcome to 4chan.

>>53132743
Why

What is gluing them together

>>53133264
They function on platonic ideal versions of physics.

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>>53133382
Okay that's neat but how does it fare against something like a disintegrate or wish.

>>53133523
>Disintegrate
Does damage, might incapacitate, but doesn't kill.

>Wish
50% chance of working.

>>53128751
>>53129260
>>53129400
>>53129475
>>53132244
>>53132863
>>53133060
Yeah but it's fun

>>53133523
I'd imagine disintegrate would do the trick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUYvIAP3qQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciGDYt1rBB4

>>53133176
>The moment he finds a reason to live he dies
You fucking bastard.

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>>53133633
>>53134065
Okay, okay, now we're getting somewhere.

How about something like a SoD spell? Like Finger of Death or Weird?

Also where's that 50% coming from? Destroying an artifact?

>>53133633
I thought it was caster level%, but that might be old information bouncing into my head and entirely dopendent on edition. Or does wish run a better chance of disenchantment than disjunction