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By the Omnissiah we shall create a Skitarii army in order to secure the intrests of the Adeptus Mechanicus!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Skitarii_Army_Creation_Table

>Recruitment Criteria d100
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>53127952

For the glory of the Omnissiah.
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>>53127969
Caste-born: Raised from birth to serve the Omnissiah and his chosen Tech-priests as warriors.

It's the will of the Omnissiah!

>Forge World Primary Function
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>>53128051
d10 for the roll btw
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>>53128051
Die?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>53128051
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>>53128089
Factory: This Forge-World is a valuable manufacturing center, supplying countless Imperial worlds, and its Skitarii.

The Holy Forges will provide us!

>Forgeworld Predominant Terrain d100
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>53128139
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>>53128163
Urban

So the entire planet is covered in cities (corouscant style) with major facotry hubs dotted around?

>Reoccurring Glitches d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>53128182
>Reocurring Glitches

Lies! Omnissiah's workings are infallible!
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>>53128225
Ionic Flux: Small power surges in cybernetics that cause shocks and can occasionally lead to failure of limbs and internal "organs".

Gltiches is the Omnissiahs way of testing us young adept, our task is to overcome them

>When was this Legion created? (d100)
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>53128268
Lets see
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>>53128289
M37: Age of Redemption

So we aren't that old compared to many others, but we aren't young either

>Purpose for raising this Legion (d6)
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>53128307
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>>53128314
Meeting Quotas - It came time to raise another Legion of Skitarii in order to meet required needs, simple as that.

So the reason were not anything special

>Notable Deeds (d100)
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>53128355
Deeds yo, we need some.
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>>53128392
Crushed a heretek rebellion with such force that their planet will not be livable for millennia.

Those who defy the Omnissiah will feel the wrath of the forge!

>Infamous Failures (d10)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>53128414
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>>53128430
Horrific Blunder - In some how part due to the Forgeworld's and its maniples incompetence, a vital STC blueprint was utterly destroyed. Whether or not it is truly their fault, it matters not; they carry with them a deep shame for which they will always be looked down upon.

Shame on you!

>Notable Figure(s) (d100)
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>53128445
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>>53128445
Damn us all to hell, we blew it up
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>>53128490
A Forge World was saved from being consumed by the Tyranid fleet thanks to a new and innovative strategy thought of by this Master of Skitarii, which drew the Tyranid beasts into a trap, exterminating them completely

That sounds pretty badass desu

>Views on the Imperium d10
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>>53128519
Ment to link to this >>53128476
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>53128519
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>53128519
>Views on the Imperium

FUCKING FLESHBAGS REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53128534
Cooperative: While there will always be divisions and tensions between the Mechanicus and the Imperium as a whole, these Skitarii look past the differences and eagerly fight alongside Imperial brethren.

Teamwork, fuck yeah!

>The Emperor and the Omnissiah d10
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>53128519
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>53128546
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>>53128608
Man and Machine: The Emperor and the Omnissiah are one in the same.

>Devotion to the Machine Cult d10
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>53128622
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>>53128635
Devotion intensifies.
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>>53128635
Indifferent: While still adhering the Mechanicus beliefs and appeasing the machine spirits, they are not very devoted, which often attracts suspicion from the rest of their comrades.

>Legion Allie(s) (d100)
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>53128657
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>53128657
10 is indifferent? The hell...
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>>53128675
Adeptus Arbites

Someone needs to make keep (mostly) clean

>Legion Enemies (d100)
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>53128689
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>>53128689
Someone needs to keep the streets (mostly) clean*

didn't know how i messed that up
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>53128689
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Do you guys want

>>53128705 Dark Eldar

Or
>>53128709 Minor xenos?
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>>53128728
Minor xenos
We purge the hrud mudskins
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>>53128728
I vote Deldar, should we have three votes confirm?
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>>53128728
Minor Xenos.
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>>53128728
Dark Eldar
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>>53128728
Xenos, Dark Eldar are kind of one-note.
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>>53128728
I vote Dark Eldar
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>>53128728
Minor Dark Eldar
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>>53128728
Dark Eldar Minors
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>>53128728
Minor xenos, I don't even see how an entire mechanicus army could hate DEldar specifically
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>>53128728
I see that Minor Xenos wins, so give me a d100
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>53128987
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>>53129020
Rak'Gol
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rak%27Gol

A foul xeno that will feel the might of the Mechanicus!

>Inventiveness d10
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>53129065
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>>53129134
Try to create entirely new designs, Heresy free

I guess this match our devotion?

>Technology Specialization (d10)
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>53129152
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>>53129252
Diverse - While lacking in a single specialization, the Skitarii of this army are well-rounded and take advantage of a variety of special technologies.

>Leadership (d10)
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>53129342
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>>53129385
Meritocratic - Just as the machine is tried and tested before it truly serves, so must our leaders undergo tribulation before the most worthy lead.

Cool

>Forgeworld Army Core Units (d100)
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>53127952
P̡̨͇͕̬͖̼̬͕̦͌̉̉͐ͯ͋͊͑̈́̏ͦ͝Ȑ̸̷̷͔̖̱̗͚̖̜̂̄̏͟͞Ḁ̢̨̛̙̺͈̹̜̞̝̞̬̜̼̫̭̙̯ͫ̊̔͞Ï̡̧̥̥̭̥̤͓̩̗̖̼̹̥̳̿ͫ̆̓̃̄̾͛͛͌̀͂͐͡ͅS̡̛̹̩̞̙̳̩͓̮̓͛͌ͨͨͧ̔͑̾E̟̝̰̭͉̿͑̊̿̀͢~̯̗͈̟̦͂̀̓ͤ̈ͭ̏̒̑̕!̵̢̜̮͔̗̼̺̞̯͎͚̰̱̞͎̄́̐͛͂̓͂̀̓̑̆ͩ̎̕
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>53129405
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>53129409
Caste-born: Raised from birth to serve the Omnissiah and his chosen Tech-priests as warriors.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>53129435
Caste-born: Raised from birth to serve the Omnissiah and his chosen Tech-priests as warriors.

Weapons Testing and Development Facility: Here Tech-priests pour over the sacred STC canon looking for new weapon designs, and testing those recovered by Explorator fleets.

we grow!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>53129460
Airless

lets see what glitches us out
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>>53129418
Skitarii Reliant: Composed almost entirely of Skitarii, serving all functions within the army.

>Level of Augmentation (d100)
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>53129477
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>>53129702
Heavily Augmented: Skitarii are heavily augmented with almost all vital body functions replaced with mechanized parts. They are more machine than man now.

>Sentience in Units d10
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>53129474
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>>53129732
twisted and evil...i mean uhh
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Is this some kind of experimental army? They try all the miscellaneous weird shit the other AdMech factions come up with.
New power cell design needs field testing? Give it to the QA army. This plasma lobber artillery? QA army. Corpse starch flavor packet? QA army.
Lots of little, unusual technologies. Not necessarily liked by the traditionalist AdMech factions but useful because of it.
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>>53128622
Probably explains why we get along with imperials so well
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>>53130176
QA?
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>>53128519
What if we used the STC as bait?
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>>53130307
Quality Assurance. Testers, in other words.
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>>53128689
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Rolled 5, 62, 31, 23, 47, 35, 62, 15, 55 = 335 (9d100)

>>53127952
There is a huge failure in the workflow of this process. It is highly inefficient. From a fluff and reading standpoint, good. However when it comes time to roll, it would be beneficial to show a single table of dice groupings, I have already done this for you. Now sequence of rolls can be compared to tables for rapid mustering of Skitarii Army forces. Remember, logistics win wars.

roll 9d100
roll 10d10
roll 1d6

I am also horrified at the lack of inclusion in regards to the Administratum as an ally. You will be tithed at a .03% increase at all regular tithing intervals until this problem is rectified.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Imperium

-Administratum adjunct m.6585, Bureaucratic liaison Third (3rd) Class

Beginning test run of optimized army roll out.
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Rolled 7, 1, 6, 9, 6, 10, 5, 9, 10, 2 = 65 (10d10)

>>53131610
Praise!
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>53131628
and now for the final component.
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>>53131610
>here let me invalidate the rest of the thread and invite no audience interaction
Good job. Have fun with that.
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>>53129732
This is the original
Just in case someone got lost
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>>53131648
>>53131610
5
62
31
23
47
35
62
15
55
>>53131628
7
1
6
9
6
10
5
9
10
2
>>53131648
4

As you see I have created a suitably mundane and functional army. However...IT IS NOT OPTIMIZED. There is no single entry on your table that cannot be rectified by a 1d20, or total conversion to 1d100.
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>>53131688
Last post as a namefag. No, it was a test run. you should consider a career in the Administratum as well, I see you also have autism.
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>>53131867
There wasn't even a reason for you to post here.
You could have used a random number generator, checked the tables and made your own skitarii army all without a single post.

Also you didn't even need to namefag at all. Or write the numbers up again.
Basically everything you did was uncalled for, undesired and pointless. Much like yourself.
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>>53131937
By that logic you should probably seek a less collaborative venue than 4chan. People see something neat and hope to help further develop it, even going off thread topic is very common behavior. Polite sage. If you are OP, try making the thread again later. If a crowd sourced army is what you want, try making it easier. Good luck, and may you create a legend similar to the Exterminators, nightmares or other older creations. This thread is too full of shitposts to be worthwhile.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>53130102
Hope I did this right
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>>53133238
Dammit wrong post lemme try again
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>53129732
Please be right this time
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