This is not ok

>>53118898
why?

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>>53118898
This is.

>>53118898
Er why?

>>53118930
Crippling autism, and/or a desire to start troll threads.

>>53118905
>>53118930
not OP, but I think I see the issue: those tiny magnets and the snugness of the cap are all that hold it in place.

once the snugness wears out, those Tiny magnets can't possibly support those apparent solid metal die.

Not to mention using an artisan carved wooden box lid to roll the dice in will ruin the finish.

>>53118930
OP doesn't actually have a group of friends to play with, so starting these pointless threads on /tg/ is the closest he gets to interaction with other humans.

>>53118905
>>53118930
ill tell you why its not ok, because its not a crown royal bag

>>53118898
>not just using an old Chinese carton to hold all your dices
M8...

How exactly are you supposed to fit this in your pocket?

>>53118898

Carrying that around would be loud as fuck. At least line the inside with some kind of cloth or leather or something.

>>53119095
>dices
Die, please.

>>53118898
I'm a woodworker by trade. While we were all going to end up using wood for commercial and practical purposes there was something said about when we applied our skills to make art. When it comes to works of art something we were told was that wood is only a worthy material if you make something immortal with it; something that will be passed down and we were not wasteful with it.

Sure, wood can be used to make a box but you can get a fucking box from anywhere to hold any number of things. Unless you're making the box out of scrap, the sheer fact that most people use good quality wood to make disposable garbage like deck or dice boxes is almost criminal and the reason why it's getting more and more expensive or impossible to get the good shit - because retards are paying to make bullshit products. Large pieces of wood should be used to make large projects; small crap like OP's picture should be made from whatever is lying around but often, due to manufacturing processes, people use huge pieces of clear grain good shit to make their middling garbage.

More and more you see people put wood in places but if anybody was looking carefully it's still just concrete and steel but they've used incredible pieces of wood to decorate the exterior.

Some dipshit took good shit and just took a CNC machine to it in OP's picture. It's like taking a piece of wagyu and turning it into hamburger. And that's wasteful.

>>53119102
XXXL cargo pants

>>53119124

No anon, you have it backwards.

>>53119135
>>53118898

Fuck off.

>>53118898
What's in the corner of the left one? Is that fucking food?

>>53119135
Just for this autism, I'm going to purposefully buy good wood, reduce it to sawdust, mix it with glue, and use it to cast dice and a die box.

>>53119135
needs to be more inflammatory, I can't change the wording of this one to make it into sick copypasta

>>53119257
A figurine.

>>53119135
>It's like taking a piece of wagyu and turning it into hamburger.
That's going to be one delicious fucking hamburger. Why do you think people make sirloin burgers and the like? If you get hamburger from a butcher shop, you'll often find good quality meat getting ground up because nobody bought that particular cut. Those are some of the best burgers you can eat.

Because even if you're using high quality materials to make something that is, IN YOUR OPINION, a low quality product, does not diminish the value or enjoyment the consumer receives from it.

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>>53119065
>Crown Royal bag
This. You can even get them in different colors. Why would you use anything else?

>>53119361
>Why would you use anything else?
Because then I have to force myself to drink the garbage that is flavoured crown royal.

>>53119343
He probably meant kobe specifically. One of the main draws to eating kobe is its unique texture and marbling, which causes the meat to literally melt in your mouth, so grinding it up to make a hamburger is an enormous waste

Not that I agree with him but still

>>53118898
where can i buy one?

>>53119401
>force myself to drink the garbage

Just mix it with something.

>>53119065
I thought I was the only one!

>>53119361
Because things that fourteen year-old me thought would impress my friends are things thirty year-old me thinks are stupid.

>>53119448
>mix it with something
Be. A. Man.

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>>53119065
What if you... put the box in a crown royal bag?

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I'm actually quite pleased with my dice container. I use mini dice and I have 5 complete sets, all of them a different size. The container easily fits into my palm or a pocket. I should probably paint it, it was originally for a pair of free headphones.

>>53119463
>muh drinking so manly
>putting a period after each word
full rebbit
still obsessed with seeming cool to impress strangers even at 35

>>53119615
Whiskey tastes good. It tastes best with a little bit of room temperature water. If you're drinking mixed drinks it's because you're trying to get drunk and don't even enjoy alcohol. It's obscene. Basically it's making a burger outa whatever the fuck the other anon was talking about.

>>53119361
Because to get one I would have to drink a bottle of blended whiskey.

>>53119647
Couldn't you gift it to somebody? Would they really get bitchy about the alcohol not being in a fancy bag?

>>53119640
>Whiskey tastes good
No it doesn't fag. Now gin, that's the good stuff.

>>53119640
>Whiskey tastes good

I would agree but they're discussing flavoured Crown Royal

>>53119011
>artisan carved
>Like a 5 seconds on a band saw and 20 minutes in a cnc.

U wot m8. They're rare earth magnets, they will hold fine.

>>53119757
Well yeah. My point was "don't drink that kinda crap and 'but you can just mix it' doesn't really get around the problem of it being bad whiskey."

Not that a blended whiskey is necessarily bad. Just that cheap whiskey is bad. Plenty of good, blended whiskeys exist. Chivas is a blended whiskey. So is Ballantine's which, while cheap, I've always thought is pretty damn good. It's nice to be able to rely on a blended whiskey, because you always know what you're gonna get. Glenlivet is my face but I've had the occasional bad bottle. It's a risk you run with single malts.

>>53119647
Go to the bar and ask if they have any bags.

>>53119173

I think everyone is misunderstanding each other here.

>>53119361
>using the bag
>not jamming the dice into the bottles and shaking them to "roll" the dice

Fucking pleb tier dice containeration.

>>53119647
Caribou Crossing comes in a bag, and is a much higher quality whisky. also, they have a single barrel reserve that is pretty damned good.

>>53119710

Gin tastes of fucking mouthwash.

>>53119135
What's a wagyu

>>53119647
There is literally nothing wrong with blended whisky.
Crown Royal being vile is another matter altogether.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG4F0NmGpg4

>>53119343
>>53119407
the marbling is basically the reason why wagyu (the breed of cow)/kobe (the region of japan where a lot of wagyu beef comes from) beef is so good and so damned expensive. the dumb thing is that with ground meat, you can add as much fat as you want.

thus, grinding up wagyu beef for a hamburger is pointless at worst and masturbatory at best.

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>>53119065
>I never deviate from decades of boring lack of utility or interest
>and its a cute way to signal you're a fun and friendly mega-alcoholic too!

Back to the r e d d i t or back to God's loving embrace, I don't care what you do, but get ye gone faggot. I've absolutely had enough of you fly-by-night would-be grognards pretending you are invested in this hobby and you don't belong here.

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>>53119483
before someone asks for sauce, here's the background story.

>>53119135
Sorry, where were you when I needed someone to craft a really awesome dice tray? I had a design and everything but you were nowhere to be found, so instead I settled. Your life was the waste in this scenario, not the wood.

>>53119640
it's not blasphemy to drink whisk(e)y in anything other than it's purest form. many distillers encourage making cocktails with whisk(e)y, and many of the best throughout history have been based on it.

now stop being a pseudo-elitist and go grab that bottle of vermouth and start muddling.

>>53119861
no, creme de menthe tastes of mouthwash.

gin tastes of wrapping your lips around a blue spruce.

>not samogonka taped into used milk jugs
snobs

>>53119583
Those are adorable!

>>53119930

>Ooh, look at me, I'm a hipster
>I probably play Fate and think D&D is shit

Whoa, I didn't expect to see this on /tg/. I play Pathfinder with Cliff, one of the two guys who made this. I've seen this thing in person.

>>53120531
Tell us more about how Cliff sucks

>>53120531
Stab him for us.
With a shank made of bad wood. Don't spend good wood shanking this guy. Good wood deserves better.

>>53120766
>m-muh wood

You that shit grows on trees right

>>53120765
Oh he's a fucking awful player. He builds these fucking retarded ass combos that max out a single roll but can't do literally anything else. Last campaign it was grapple checks, this time it's demoralize. I fucking hate it. He's one of those guys that likes the gimmicky dice. You know, like the bone, full metal, autistically engraved.

He bought me two cokes though last game, so I guess he's alright.

>>53120824
Good strong wood tends to be extremely slow growing.

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>>53120344
>I am a hipster who has adopted the pretense of being OG
>I post about coasters, Fuklaw and That Guy so I can fit in with the rest of you neckbeards

I thought I told you to get back to whence you came from, you lost child.

>>53120854
Unless you're a silviculturist I don't see how that affects you at all.

>>53120945
That Guy is real tho.

>>53118898
>not using a self-made basket to store your dice
shiggy

>>53121012
Thanks for the 100 threads with the fake stories about him. Make sure to include me in the screencap you post to rebbit - throw a couple of upboats my way while you're there, thanks.

>>53119135
Just went to a restaurant that sold wagyu burgers. Shit was delicious.

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>>53119939
Thanks for that

>>53121032
You must be pretty sheltered if you've never encountered a single That Guy.

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>>53119640
>If you're drinking mixed drinks it's because you're trying to get drunk and don't even enjoy alcohol.
It's actually because I enjoy both + the fact that I'm a faggot.

>>53119809
Not everyone can afford Glenlivet, or even Maker's Mark all the time.

>>53119640
>If you're drinking mixed drinks it's because you're trying to get drunk and don't even enjoy alcohol. It's obscene

No one enjoys alcohol, moron.
You're not seriously going to tell me that you drink 190-proof Everclear for the flavor of it.

>>53118922
Why must you do this?

>>53121389
>missing the point deliberately

YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE

>>53119640
>He doesn't know how to appreciate a cocktail or a neat beverage.
lol fag

>>53122205
You would say that Patrick.

This is the worst "The Aristocrats" joke I've ever heard in my life.

>>53119011
>Artisan carved
You're kidding right I can see the router marks on the poorly sanded finish

>>53118898
you are right, metal dice are terrible.

>>53119640
>If you're drinking mixed drinks it's because you're trying to get drunk and don't even enjoy alcohol.

what is a martini
what is a mojito
what is an old fashioned

>>53120854
there's good strong wood in my pants and ur mom definitely didn't think it was slow growing last night

>>53119135
>fact that most people use good quality wood to make disposable garbage like deck or dice boxes
If you make it disposable and not a thing that the player will use for years and pass on to their successor/child, maybe it was your work that was lacking?

>>53119896
weeaboo meat

Fucking hell the urge to buy dice is really fucking hard to control, I have everything I need yet I want more.

My DM in my current 5e campaign has haematite dice and they're fucking beautiful.

>>53124100
>what is a martini
A warcrime.
People only drink this piece of shit because of MUH JAMES BOND. Jesus fuck, who even came up with this disgrace?

>>53121657
No-one enjoys PURE alcohol. Good quality spirits can actually be pretty nice.

Dwarven Stones by Crystal Caste.

>>53119011
Should the snugness ever wear out you can just add a layer of varnish around the surfaces that hold each other.

>>53118898
metail die sucks, I agree.

>>53126089
Depends on your definition of pure. 100% will definitely kill you because it's too pure. Moonshine on the other hand gets as close to 100% while still being potable as is possible.

>>53126285
>100% will definitely kill you because it's too pure.
The fuck are you talking about, purity of alcohol isn't what kills you, it's the overdose.

>>53119799

Hold the God Damn Phone

You can CNC wood?

I mean, of course you can, why wouldn't you

But I had never considered it

>>53126724

Great there goes my productivity for today, I'm watching wood CNC videos on youtube instead

>>53119900
Eh, the Rye's decent, at least. A very mild rye, oddly vanilla forward, but not terribly sweet. You could certainly find much worse for the same price. The bag's a nice beige linen.

>>53126724
I...
What.
It's the first thing I did.
What did you buy yours for?

>>53125964
Get some better gin and vermouth you moron

Do people actually pay for dice purses and shit?

>>53121576
Well, not all the time, but a bottle or three per year should be doable.

>>53126285
> 100% will definitely kill you because it's too pure
>he doesn't know that Russians like to drink the 98% alchohol from the perfume bottles on regular basis
Google "тpoйнoй oдeкoлoн".

>>53126285
>>53129055
https://www.badgerandblade.com/forum/threads/from-russia-with-love-oldest-russian-colognes.40008/

>>53119135
>dice boxes are the reason large pieces of expensive lumber are getting more costly

>not bankers making "river tables" out of entire tree trunks like they saw on the yootoobs

>>53129272
I googled those river tables, and it actually seems like they look better if the wood isn't of the best quality. They have far more interesting patterns then.

So maybe it is the dice boxes after all.

>>53127216

You CNC metal, not wood.

I mean, clearly you can CNC wood, but I had never thought of it. CNC mills are for metal.

>>53127216
Probably for metal

>>53119922
Worse than that. Wagyu is so rich that you really only see small portions of it in a meal. A full burger of wagyu ground beef would tear up your stomach.

>>53119463
Yeah for real, drink your flavored drink like a man you faggot.

>>53119463
Nothing manlier than a sazarac man, and that's a cocktail. Also, have you ever had a martini, there's a reason it's the preferred drink of James bond.

>>53129960
>>53130017
Uh. Were are you guys from?
I know some schools have them in their workshops in USA and mine was bought for wood carving.

>>53127234
also, don't use a martini glass. they're stupidly designed and prone to spilling. use something more like a margarita or tulip glass.

>>53130849
probably because it's more like a 60/40 where for burgers you want more of an 80/20 or sometimes even a 70/30

>>53120302
Don't you mean they're audor- no sorry, I can't, I can't finish that.

>>53119135
And who's to say that wasn't a scrap of wood laying around?

That can't be more than 8 inches long, and I see a bit of a knot in the lid under that D20, it's got no commercial use, and that looks like some sort of common alder, pine, maple, or something along that line. Nothing really expensive, nothing very desirable. It would probably end up getting scrapped but instead it was turned into something that will actually see use, glue some velvet or leather on the inside so it softens the sound of the dice moving around on the inside and it'll last for a very long time.

Guys making tiny boxes like this out of cheap scrap wood pieces of wood isn't what's making wood so much more expensive

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>>53119361
>be me
>be bartender
>crown royal bags out the wazoo
>keep apple green one and fill it with dice
I thought it looked pretty good. And soft to boot.

>>53119361
The fuck?
I want one!

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>work around a bar
>bar getting rid of a crown royal bag
>bartender asks if I want it for anything
>say sure
>don't drink
>now afraid people will think I'm an alcoholic or something

thanks /tg/

>>53119135
>a piece of wagyu and turning it into hamburger. And that's wasteful.

It's just a cow. Weebland can make more of them.

>>53124019
This. Any hobbyist woodworker could make that box, it's not a particularly challenging set of cuts. You don't even need a CNC rig to mill out the block, either, the exact same thing can be accomplished by hand with a drill press.

>>53125951
I carved 2 sets of mine from agate and amethyst. I'd post pics but I'm out of town atm.

>>53136005
its probably from the fact that rampant deforestation on a global scale is occurring faster than we can do anything about
>AND THE ONLY THINGS THEY REPLANT ARE PINES FOR GODDAMN TELEPHONE POLES

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>>53136832
>Oh no! That gentle-anon has a single piece of paraphernalia from a well known alcohol brand.
>Surely they are constantly hitting that bottle and have just given up on hiding it.

I figure you might be sarcastic, or have never dropped your empties off at a bottle depot.

Everyone looks like a drunk at the bottle depot.

>>53138230
What is a bottle depot?

>>53138273
In Canada, we drop off empties at a place called a bottle depot to get our deposits back.

It stinks. It's loud. Everything is sticky. It's the worst version of a nightclub possible.

>>53121657
No one but children pretending to be grown ups drink Everclear period.

>>53121657
I lived for years think Everclear was disinfectant.

>>53138453
It's a rather good one, actually.

>>53138453
I think it qualifies as an industrial disinfectant.

Not fit for human consumption.

>>53138465
I came to know about it from a friend of the family that is pretty much Dan from Dan vs.
Anger issues, massive ego, and a thousand tales to tell. He disinfected his wounds with everclear, and I just assumed it was meant for that.

>>53138453

It's the reason I carry a flask of it on camping trips.

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Get on my level OP

>iron brownie pan attached to case via adhesive velcro strips so it can be removed
>minis have 1-3 rare earth magnets in them to prevent them from moving, even allowing you to take them upside down
>pockets and pouches to hold cards, dice, and measuring supplies

Seriously, if you guys have a spare suitcase lying around do this. I previously had to carry all of this shit in like 4-5 foam trays and had to deal with swords and wings breaking off. Not any more.

>>53138999
What are you doing to that book nigger? Put it under the little bag.

>>53119124
Die, singular, dice, plural

>>53119583
t. Audible shill

>>53138337
in michigan, we have bottle returns at every supermarket and store that sells carbonated beverages. they're all sticky, and smell like old stale beer.

>>53139895
734 here, where you at,

>>53138999
Is dat sum QuickStart?