>Everyone gets pizza except for the guy in last place

Last place in what?

>>53116638
No, it's
>Everyone gets pizza except for the DM, who is the player's entertainment slave.

If you're gonna meme, meme correctly dammit.

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>>53116638
>purposefully get last place so everyone else can have pizza

>>53116638
last place gets an apple because they slow ass had too much pizza already

>step it up senpai

>>Everyone gets pizza except for the healslut

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>>53116680
>purposefully get last place because you filled a spray bottle with your own urine and used it on the pizza when no one was looking

Jokes on you, I switched the pizzas.
Enjoy your Little Caesars.

>>53116680
>>53116638
>Not buying enough pizza for everyone twice over!

>>53116638
Shit idea. How about
>Everyone gets pizza, but the guy in last place pays for it.

>>53116638
Everyone rolls 2d6. Lowest roller(s) get(s) no pizza.

>everyone who has physically been inside another human being other than their mother gets pizza

>>53119284
"Hey Jim I was in your mom, does that count?"

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>>53116638
>There's enough pizza for everyone, but the guy in last place still doesn't get any

>>53119284
>everyone who has never physically been inside another human being, including their mother gets pizza

>>53119284
>there's a married couple in the group
>both the husband and wife take a piece of pizza

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>everyone gets to eat pizza, but the guy in last place isn't allowed to touch his and has to convince someone else to feed it to him

>>53116638
>Everyone gets pizza except the guy in first place.

Your reward was winning, bro.