Bonus points if they're female and blonde.
>>53093663
>Bare thigh
>Breasts are all shaped wrong for what is supposed to be chainmail
>>53093685
i dont think that's chainmail m8
>>53093685
To be fair, when you're undead, armor is just fashion. And yes, it might be shitty fashion, but for some undead, that's the point.
>>53093710
>Chainmail thigh-socks
>Absurd thigh gap
It's getting worse!
>>53093711
Undead can still feel pain, and that shit's gonna chafe in human form. Plus, breasts in chainmail don't work like that, they're flatter and rounder.
>>53093783
>Magical Undead Monstrousity
>THATNOTREALISTIC.JPG
>REEEEEEEEEEE
>>53093783
>Breasts in chainmail don't work like that
Again, i don't think that's chainmail bro
>>53093711
It still helps for not getting your arm lopped off. Undead still generally don't like dying, and armour still helps with that.
>>53093815
She's from a rape game, isn't she. She's got the look.
>>53093783
>Undead can still feel pain
Citation needed
>>53093783
>>53093812
No use beating around the bush, I guess. I was talking about Fashion Souls.
>>53093862
Good guess, she's from Rance 8 and 9
>>53093955
Your character gasps and moans in pain when struck, and fellow Undead clearly react to both stress, exertion and pain.
>>53093971
DESU I never thought it was pain, per se. I mean, being undead has to suck, even in human form; the hollowing out of emotion, of drive, of feeling. It gets to the point where feeling ANYTHING is good; where pain is just another pleasure, because at least it's something to drive the memory of hte curse from your mind, if only for a brief moment.
>>53093663
Not blonde but, meh...
>>53094160
Those legs get far too narrow and the feet are way too tiny for that frame.
>>53094222
Almost as if it's an artist's style...
>>53093663
I'll lurk and wait for people to post cheerful and peppy female paladins.
Not that I don't like the solemn type, it's just all I tend to see. OP is a good start but just a rule 63.
>>53094222
I don't think realism was the artist's primary concern.
>>53093663
>Paladin
>Female
>Blonde
Am I doing it right?
>>53094442
literally the best paladin
(although she's a crusader, not a paladin)
>>53093971
>Your character gasps and moans in pain when struck
Nah, they are just faking it. It would be boring if they didn't act like they feel something.
>>53094013
>>53093955
> being this autistic
>>53093971
>Your character gasps and moans in pain when struck
You don't get to decide what my character does, asshole.
>>53093862
>>53093965
Amitos is a good girl.
>>53094442
10/10 would bully
>>53095049
>When you tryna save the world but the squad reveals your true name and backstory
This is a wardrudinter (warlock blade pact, druid, paladin oath of anceint, fighter eldritch knight)
>>53095206
What even is that build supposed to do? how many levels do you go in each? How do you qualify for it?
>>53095206
Ornstein is a Warder (ZS) || Avowed (Elemental).
>>53094861
>literally the best paladin
>>53095252
Allow you to eat cake and have it. You just need to get to their subclasses then feel free to build it on ward from their. 12 level are required.
>>53095265
This is the Garo, the golden knight.
>>53095371
source?
>>53095360
>literally a roastie
>best anything
>>53095252
>What even is that build supposed to do?
Like most builds, this one excels at pissing off GMs and ruining the game for everyone.
>>53095468
GARO: The Carved Seal of Flames
>>53095521
That DM just hate fun then. I prefer co-operation over specialization.
>>53095510
Fuck off Farage poster
Crusaders count right?
>>53095510
>When your country is so sad, it takes pride in burning a teenage girl for a crime she had been found innocent of so obviously that she was not only confirmed to be innocent in a retrial but everyone involved in the first trial was excommunicated
This is even worse than wanking off Henry V, at least he almost won.
>>53095510
600 years later and they're still mad.
>>53095760
Frenchies are not known for their smarts.
What is /tg/ opinion on Lady Aribeth?
Did she do literally nothing wrong?
>>53095841
>DAFUQ is wrong with her finger!
>come fore paladins
>stay for Frog-Britbong border war
>>53095510
>literally a french hugenot pretending to be a chav
>>53095907
>>53095873
Typical shit for comissioned art you have to pump out in a short order. Face and tits are ok, everything else suffers.
>>53095907
It never gets old.
>female paladins
Paladins can't be women.
>>53095981
Or maybe it is like that comic book guy who can draw everything (mediocre) but can't do feet at all. Liefeld or something?
>>53094160
This looks like shit.
>>53095510
What in Pelor's name is a "roastie"?
>>53096102A chick whose clit looks like a slab of beef
>>53094467
This man gets it
>>53096130
So some autist who's probably never even seen a vagina in person before is saying this about a fictional character who's vagina he has very certainly never seen, and it's supposed to be an insult?
Never change 4chan.
>>53096102
Britbong speak for a burn victim.
Post paladins of Arshea.
>>53095748
I see some crusaders in the background and then the camp cum dump holding the flag so she feels relevant.
>>53096211
Its fine to just not reply if you don't know, anon. You don't have to make things up too.
>>53096284I thought it was funny.
>>53095252
It allows you to have Jam Project play as you fight cgi monsters.
>>53096262
I think you are underestimating the Charisma bonus that Paladin is giving to the Crusaders following her banner...
>>53096503
>Charisma bonus
>Not making perception checks at disadvantage because they're too busy drooling
I stand by my previous statement
>>53096643
The enemy is probably slowly wanking themselves to death, so again, AoE destruction spell.
>>53093663
Sorry OP, I like my Female Paladins Red, with Massive... Full Plate.
>>53096284
A roastie is someone who prefers to have some darker skin on them.
>>53097043
Call me crazy, but I find realistic-ish armor sexier then boobplate and chainmail bikinis.
>>53093663
>>53097217
Yes, yes, I've heard that line repeated over a thousand times here over the years, you can stop now, you ain't special, you've managed to make me love bikini armor at least, because anything is better than being associated with the armorfag equivalent of a furry.
>>53093663
Made some edits to the original but it's mostly the same
>>53097300
>armorfag
Are you not turned on by sexual congress that sounds like a Demolition derby between two T-34s?
>>53097337
>>53097359
*Clang* *Clang* *Clang* is my fetish.
>>53097300
You must feel special pointing this out. I bet you are a hit at parties.
Dude likes full armor, and didn't even say it was a fetish. Just that it looks better.
>>53097300
What the fuck is your damage? Have you considered that some people have different aesthetic taste than you?
>You ain't special
Projection, son.
>>53097441
The Chest wings bother me for both aesthetic and practical reasons...
>>53094861
>Wanting a paladin that can't hit for shit or do any damage
Time for a real fucking paladin-fu
>>53097425
Except they do it every single fucking time, I am sick and tired of idiots thinking they're special for liking things.
>>53097441
I don't care what it is you like, keep it to yourself, we fucking know without you opening your dumb mouth.
>>53097564
>>53097575
I'm not the other person but just a bystander inputting their two cents. I do not know if it's purely out of an aesthetic choice or the goal of one upping each other, but what I do know is that having a progression of armor is what most people want. They want their character to have the best armor and/or look amazing while doing it, be it intimidating or sexual it all ties to practicality. I would rather my character not get stabbed in a vital organ but if there is a lighter variant of the armor that is magically better than the Plate armor in every way I'd surely take that option. The idea at the end of the day is to keep your character alive and playing Fashion Souls as a bonus if possible
>>53095360
dyllan roof?
>>53097637
Simply put, either option is fine. As long as it both fits the character's general theme and mechanically better. Be it Full Plate or Studded Leather Bikini, it's a person-to-person basis and what will help that character survive. This is assuming we are playing a roleplaying game and not just wanking over character art
Are there any female blonde paladins withpolearms?
>>53096728
>Implying the enemy sees her as anything more han a giant target
Man morale and realizing people have different tastes is hard.
>>53097717
Does this count?
>>53097756
Sort of!
>>53097717
That might be a bit rough but possible if it gets commissioned or a drawfag comes along. Polearms are generally not as iconic as Longswords. I would know because I have am currently playing a Knight Character that specializes in the glaive. For the character though, they are the father of one of these character images I posted earlier in the thread but this isn't a Storytime thread nor is the family lineage's story complete.
>>53097575
>I came into a thread full of things I don't like and got mad
No really, do you have autism?
>>53097689
Silly anon, nobody here actually plays roleplaying games
>>53094970
Anon, I don't think you understand what they're talking about.
>>53095510
So says the roast beef.
Someone order a paladin?
best paladin coming through
>>53098077
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
>>53098139
Watch your tone with me boy, you may be the waiter , but i'm still your superior as a chef
>>53098194
As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no. It's too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but it's a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadible
>>53098090
>so good that he murdered a city of people to keep a demon from making them into an army
>so good that he took up a cursed sword so that nobody else would be cursed by it
>>53098253
What?
>>53098295
This entire citrella must be peeled.
>>53098371
how can you even cook that? there's got to be some other whey
>>53093711
>>53093783
>>53093812
>>53093957
Jesus Christ it's ECCHI
it's not supposed to be realistic, are you guys fucking gay or something?
>>53098386
Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city.
>>53098411
you are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were
>>53097401
Did you know that a medieval knight fapping sounds like gravel in a washing machine?
>>53097717
>>53098425
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
>>53098607
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince Arthas?
>>53098624
Have I? Lord Umami, by my might of succession and sovereignity of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from yoru commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from my service.
>>53098710
Arthas you can't just...
>>53097717
Not blonde.
>>53098747
*Ding*
It's done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my kitchen.
>>53098824
You've just tossed a terrible salad arthas
>>53094160
Spankbait paladins are best paladins.
>>53098852
Jaina?
>>53093663
>>53098864
i'm sorry arthas I can't let you cook this
>>53093663
>>53093663
not *quite* a paladin but it's the best i got
>>53096031
Unless its belts or pouches Liefield can't draw at all.the only reason he got a job was that back in the 80s no one cared about things like human anatomy and more about explosions, guns, muscles, belts, and pouches.
>>53095873
Also, what's the deal with those weird-ass shoulder spikes?
>>53095841
I mean, she was sent to Cania for all of eternity, so...
>>53098934
nothing wrong
>>53098891
nice
>>53093663
>>53099578
we have achived immortality
>>53099575
man, what the fuck is this
>>53095360
>Nicknamed "maid of orleans"
>Depicted as being beautiful in every work of art ever made for her
>Hire a man to play her
wew
No
>>53100110
anime.
Also known as awful.
>>53100110
Manga about a raging lesbian in knight armor crusading in the name of maidens. Won't ever get translated because life is cruel.
>>53100110
A japanese westaboo made a manga about cute girls in armor hitting each other.
>>53100271
>>53100287
>>53100304
>>53100327
>>53100343
>>53100353
>>53100343
>>53100327
>>53100304
>>53100287
>>53100271
Yeah I need to know what the fuck this is thank you.
>>53096130
>clit
Labia, you dunce.
>>53100353
>>53100374
>>53100386
>>53100398
>>53093955
Ludleth of Courland in Dark 3 has dreams of pain while linking the fire.
>>53100372
>implying the people using terms like roastie actually know enough about female anatomy to differentiate.
>>53100366
Lake of Fire.
Paladins are literally PALACE elite guards.
Where does this idea holy warrior come from?
>>53100527
The term being used in fantasy to refer to holy warriors. That's where the idea came from. Much in the same way that faggot referred originally to bundle of sticks but now refers to people like you.
>>53100521
Thank you anon, looks like I have a potential reason to go to my comics shop again.
>>53100527
Hey fag, why don't you get mad about the word lich next? It'll be great I promise.
>>53095206
Source please?
>>53100614
I am not mad, it was just a question, it seems you guys get triggered easily.
>>53100626
Same Anon, I did an image search.
Garo movie Divine Flame.
>>53100614
Lich is exactly what they are.
>>53096004
This thread disagrees with you.
>>53100213
Second chapter came out today m8.
>>53093663
>>53100110
A yuri manga about HEMA. Seriously.
>>53100527
The paladin as holy warrior meme is ancient: in the 11th century Roland and the 12 paladins are portrayed as champions of Christianity doing holy battle to hold back the Infidel Saracens.
>>53100183 >>53100213 >>53100219 >>53101014
I wanted to know the name
>>53096174
>joan of fucking arc
>fiction
>>53098276
I never realized how well Arthas' story fell into the stereotypical falling paladin story.
>>53096174
>fictional character
Look, the Constanza meme came back from the dead just to mock you.
>>53097401
I'd be worried about wearing metal so close to the skin in an enviroment that cold. feels like a good way to go numb, maybe get frostbite.
>>53102628
You know that people traditionally wore clothes underneath the armor for padding, right?
>>53101811
>came back from the dead
>implying this isn't an undead meme
>>53102673
>>53101811
its not undead its eternal.
>>53094914
>Play some DOW mod, Titanium wars I think
>Sisters of battle literally gasp and moan when killed
I've got a couple blonde female paladins.
The D3 crusader is pretty awesome. Not a fan of the "trendy" haircut they gave her HotS iteration though.
I find that elf paladins don't really show up that much. You'd think a holier-than-thou race would gravitate to a holier-than-thou class.
oh boy, battle heels
"These poor fools made the mistake of being NPCs."
Here's the dumb haircut I mentioned.
bring out the war-llamas
>>53103433
You are now recognizing that her sword and sheath are mismatched.
>>53093783
>IT'S NOT REALISTIC REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>53103488
WHOMST
>>53103575
That's definitely some Sombra hair right there.
>>53103645
Fucking japs.
>>53093685
>>53093783
Women in combat are already unrealistic. It's not like my suspension of disbelief could be violated any further.
>>53103645
Shit, you're right. I noticed that she is wielding a rapier while having a katana's sheathe.
>>53103502
For a very long time the Paladin class was a human-only class in D&D. That's probably why.
>>53094442
>Am I doing it right?
her class is crusader
>>53095360
I wish not to speak ill of saint joan but she isn't really a paladin.
She's a matyr, a saint and many other things that but she was never really a warrior of god.
supposedly an instrument of his will but not a fighter.
i believe that's a technically disqualification
>>53104014
So you are stupid and don't know anything?
>>53099578
honestly i prefer you guy's version
>>53100166
what?
>>53104281
thanks, I think the back and forth adds a lot. Whoever was arthas you are a good man.
>>53100527
when roland and his men died fighting the uuymadee in and arround tours for the sake of either Charles Martel or Charles the great.
point is they died for the Carolingian line.
and for christ
>>53100527
Charlemagne's paladins started it.
>>53093663
>>53104470
Overcooked roast.
>>53104762
well-done steak
>>53104275
Not that guy, but here, have some nice triggering reality I collected while I was in. Not that you'll read it.
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2394531-marine-corps-force-integration-plan-summary.html
>>53105068
Think I seen it before and also beside the point as women have been in battles and stuff in the past,sure it was not common but it did happen. Also you are a faggot
>>53095206
>>53095252
Seriously though, what exactly does that let you do. I'm going over the players handbook right now, and I cant see any specific reason that build would be so good.
>>53100492
the guy you are replying to just used the therm and he knew so......
maybe you are just angry at your own hanging beaten up pusshole?
Galena from Quake Champions. Though she might qualify as an Antipaladin, she is blonde. And female.
>>53100631
/tg/ stands for triggered, if you haven't figured that out yet
>>53105986
>tiefling
das a draenei, anon
but I'm all in favor of blue tieflings
>>53098868
Wait, Kassarie is Kumi-Pumi?
>>53094349
Use a good picture.
>>53101024
I'll give you the source this once. Shoujo Kishidan x Knight Tale. Next time, reverse image search like a civilized fucking human being.