/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>53090672

Are there any waifu CYOAs where the waifus are actually interesting characters?

alright so what does everyone think of communism

The last thread was better

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>>53090689

Pet dragon costs so much that I don't know what kinda build would actually pick it but here's a pageful of rules for it anyway.

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when

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>>53090706


>>53090694
I'm not going to write a novel for every new thread, especially when I wake up and realize that none of you fucks have bothered to make a new thread despite old one being about 200 posts over bump limit.

>>53090723
I blame Nietzsche.

>>53090744
how have we to go from from cyoas to Nietzsche?

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I want a wizard gf.

Is there a kingdom cyoa?

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>>53090792
soon

>>53090787
Scientist is dead, and we killed her.

>>53090792
She had good taste in men.

>>53090787
>how have we to go

what did he mean by this

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>>53090828
That's not a wizard, that's a harlot. I want a wizard gf. Proper wizard girls are like librarians, except better.

>>53090710
pls no spook

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>>53090968
Spooks, you say?

>>53090706

>are you serious?
What are you smoking?
When that CYOA came out, people were complaining that dragon spam is overwhelmingly overpowering and the only build go for.
Many were even suggesting that the opinion should be removed to make other builds worthwhile.

>>53091087
Dragon spam is boring as fuck, who cares that it's mechanically powerful, it makes any build you include it really flat because it limits all your other options a lot in exchange for giving you a farting mountain.

>>53091102

I don't disagree, but the person wrote
>>53090706
>Pet dragon costs so much that I don't know what kinda build would actually pick it but here's a pageful of rules for it anyway.
Which is just ludicrous.

>>53090931
Ah, you want a shy girl with no friends so Chad won't steal your girl.

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>>53090931
how about this

>>53091154
>has breasts
Fucking whore.

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>>53091161
don't forget the butt and thighs

those are important too

>>53091127
Not for that reason no, >>53090837(you) NTR-obsessed human trash-heap, but because nothing is more of a turn on than a girl that wants to unlock the secrets of the universe with you. And wizards come in all flavors, not that I'd expect a mindless drone like you to understand.
>>53091154
That is a really cute chronomage desu.

>>53091235
Anon, was talking about the character in the pic. The character in the pic was Medusa from Soul Eater and she wanted to fuck the best character in the show.

>>53091310
*I

Shit.

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>>53091310
Nonsense, all anime wizard girls are belong to me.

>>53091349
If you think for a damned moment that Medusa and Stein weren't hot as fuck together then you can get the fuck out of here.

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>>53091381

>>53090980
This CYOA is missing a bunch of cool trees: kapok, strangler fig, baobab, bald cypress, red mangrove, ginkgo...

>>53090706
>>53090689
So, wait. Are Dragons above Drakes 10 coins AND 3 shards? or just one or the other?
And if Dragons above Dakes are only 3 shards, then why do I feel dissapointed I can't buy a Drake for shards?

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>>53091366
Pairing together and becoming heavily emotionally invested in the romantic bonds between fictional charcters is an activity for teenage girls anon. Unless watching a romance, where that's the point, I operate on a claim-by-claim basis. And until evidence that a claim was filed on all anime wizard girls before I filed my claim, my claim stands on good legal ground by the ancient respected rite of finders-keepers.

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>>53091371
>>53091381
>>53091393
I really love this one and the magic system, fluff and lore in this is just so fucking appealing to me. Reposting my build


Role
>The Spymaster
>Sorolona & Queen Vera

Personal Powers
>Superhuman Intellect 3
>Wherever Needed 2
>Enduring Lifeforce 2

Intrigue Powers
>Criminal Intent 2
>Arts of Illusion 2
>Uncanny Senses 2
>Visions of the Present 2
>Seductive Form 1
>Spy Network 1
>Foreign Informants 2 (Delvaria, Holy Realm, Bleuria and Torvalli)

Leadership Powers
>Mikhail Jansen
>Resurrection Stone x4


My primary concern is figuring out the secret to my queen's longevity, which I'm hoping is some form of immortality or at least a ridiculously long and youthful life. This means pitting my superhuman criminal mind against that of a monarch who managed to secure absolute power for herself. No easy task, but if I succeed(a very big if) my reward, after fleeing the continent of course, is getting to carve a hedonistic path through the other kingdoms all the while lying, cheating, scamming, conning, seducing, and fucking to my heart's desire. Wandering to wherever I fancy, doing whatever I please and spreading some chaos along the way is everything I could ever want in life, or 9 lives in my case. Just gotta remember to stay a few steps ahead of Queen Vera's wrath.

>>53091451
Anon, that anime wizard girl filed the claim herself. She was actively trying to fuck him.

She pretty much started the apocalypse to do it.

>>53091406

Shards only, at least now I can understand why you thought that they were really expensive.

>Dragon's Back is just a ridiculously good deal that makes most drawbacks not an issue
>It is the boring "default" build
Their Good price

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>>53090706
>Dragonborn cannot take Dragonriding

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>>53091474
>Royal Guardian
>Spymaster

I do have an inkling to make a Varys themed build one day.

>>53091483
the average person in this general would do worse than that go get their waifu

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>>53091508
Game of Throne comin' soon.
Can't wait for more news on the various spinoffs as well.

>>53091520
Yes, but the waifu herself is the one pursuing another in this case. That anon has no chance.

>>53091539
that's irrelevant, he can obviously just cast himself as the object of affection

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>>53091483
Get your mind off of NTR for at least five minutes and read the rest of my post. You are also neglecting the fact that I live in three more dimensions than she does, and therefore she has no choice in the matter but to be my anime wizard waifu.
And you do not understand the haruhi suzumiya movie if that is what you think was happening in that movie. The Data Integration Thought Entity figured that a universe with Ms. Suzumiya as an omnipotent figure would likely result in it's own destruction(with everything else as well), and tried to get Kyon to accept it's alternate/edited world, where Suzumiya's powers never developed or where she was more stable. To get Kyon to accept this, it cut off contact with "Nagato's"
"body" after re-absorbing the Nagato entity back into the fold. The Yuki of the alternate reality was not part of the thought entity, and ergo, not Yuki. The reason why alt-Yuki, or the Yuki "Hardware" was kept around was so Kyon had a greater chance of wanting to live in that more stable reality.

>>53091573
>And you do not understand the haruhi suzumiya movie if that is what you think was happening in that movie.

Anon, I am, and have been this entire time, talking about the character in >>53090792

>>53091371
El Capitan

The Holy Realm, Prince Venor

Personal
Intellect 3
Armor 1 (A snazzy black coat with flexible metal plates in it.) Intimidation Aura
Lifeforce 1
Wherever Needed 1

Intrigue
Unassuming Shape 1
Visions 1
Uncanny Senses 2
Illusion 1

Leadership
Relegious Ed
Engineering Degree
Historic Education
Magical Education
Combat Veteran
Environmental Degree
Inspiring Presence
Escape Charm
Resurrection Stone

Alana Hesberg
Tora Greenharbor
Willhelm Delthak
Mikhail Jansen
Admiral Han Makai


I've got a plan to get a thinktank between myself, Alana, and Mikhail, along with Willhelm's money to jumpstart technology and fast-track ourselves to the magical-industrial age. The undying gratitude of an entire religious reformation seems like a great background for that.
My ability to expertly lead troops, combined with generally being a slippery and hard to kill motherfucker should make me an enduring source of leadership for years to come. And then we start giving our troops the first magic shotguns.

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>>53091606
Ah, I see. But that anime wizard is also mine.

>>53091656
I shall redirect you to my earlier statement then.

>>53091483

Anime doesn't know how to implement wizards properly. They're always annoying little girls that struggle with magic and are usually helpless.

>>53091682
In most cases, yes.

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Is there even anything that hasn't already been done here?

>>53091682
Anime is crap at representing anything, really.

Studio Ghibli is a special case, a very great one. It's anime, yet I consider it above even that.

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>>53091714

>>53091682
>>53091719
>people who barely watch anime making statements about anime

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>>53091665
I've already refuted this statement and proven why it is wrong. I'm not wasting any more time arguing with someone who doesn't even study magic.
>>53091682
>forgetting about autistic siscon magic WMD Jesus

>>53091753
Nice assumption, but you'd be wrong.

>>53091682
that's pretty much exactly what wizards are, except the little girl part

the meme that every wizard is a super competent demigod is what's improper and ruins any story or setting it appears in

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>>53091757
No refutation adequate enough to invalidate that which has been known as canon has been presented.

>>53091757
Don't remind me of the Ultimary Gary Stu.
The snapping scene is the one good part of that entire show.

What were the three biggest shitstorms in /cyoag/'s history?

>>53091773
>that's pretty much exactly what wizards are
You're watching too much weeb shit, friendo

>except the little girl part
Except that's exactly how they're commonly portrayed in Anime

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>>53091773
>>53091773

You are confusing wizards with 'The Wizard'
>yes, the one who did 'IT'
>what 'it'? All of it!

>>53091773
Not sure what you're smoking. The incompetent wizard is almost exclusively anime related.

It's not hard to play a competent wizard in D&D, or any tabletop game.

>>53091817
Wizards are just way cooler when they're not mongoloids.

>>53091366
>That part where he bisects her and her upper half jumps on him and bites while saying that she loves him.

Shit's hot yo.

>>53091787
I have, but it's useless to explain sight to the blind, and absolutely despicable and irresponsibe to spoonfeed secrets of the universe to peons that "ship" anime characters and talk about things like "canon" as if it's an immutable and unchanging thing. I am a miserable pile of secrets, but they are secrets. They wouldn't be if I tossed them out like candy. Long story short, all anime wizard girls are mine.

>>53091814
Is that supposed to be Sarda the Sage? The literal 'wizard who did it' ?

>>53091366
But Stein is mine.

>>53091843
No anon, they are not.

No being owns themselves, and you are a fool if you don't realize what you truly were all along.

>>53091842
You think that's hot?

>That part where she possess an eight year old and uses her body to molest him while he's sitting there unable to resist.

>>53091850
You do realize that if Stein marries literally anyone else than best girl at the end of the series, he is doomed to go insane and kill everyone?

>>53091865
Best end?

>>53091847

Technically the trope existed before 8 bit theatre, it just popularized it.

But sure, Warranty can be The Wizard.

>>53091817
being sort of on the level with everyone and being a supercompetent demigod are very different things anon

Anyone got that one CYOA with Pandora's Box and all of those obscure gods and goddesses?

>>53091903

I thought it was in the Dropbox...

>>53091889
>I have no idea how autocorrect got Warranty from Sarda

>>53091861
>possess an eight year old and uses her body to molest him
Oh. Oh dear.

>>53091901
You're not making any sense, buddy boy.

>>53091948
>too dumb to understand a simple sentence

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this is how i wizard

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First of all, if the costs of levels are cumulative and must be purchased in order, just put the cumulative cost there. It's not difficult to count but it's annoying and it needs to be done constantly. Also, the point amount is hidden in flavour text block. At least it's right at the top and it's not large amount of text but it's should probably at least be colored differently.

Life's Blood gives you vampiric immortality, no other powers. Level 2 says that you can survive by drinking human blood, level 3 specifies that blood of another human, thus we can infer that you don't need food or drink as long as you drink your own blood. Not sure what are mortal aches and pains, other than hunger and thirst which are mentioned here and aging which is level 3.
Having to kill someone every month is kinda harsh and if you are just taking a small amount each feeding, you are going to be very busy. You don't get fangs or anything btw, so maybe learn how to flay people? Optimal strategy might be starting a fake business that gets a lisence to buy fresh blood. These days you don't need to be the 1% to get blood delivered to your home.
Level 4 allows further healing, nothing about diseases tho unless they fall under "mortal aches and pains". Your limbs grow back, I assume with bones and muscles, however you cannot heal anything "hidden beneath the skin". So if you have a broken bone, chopping the limb off is probably the easiest solution. I guess it could be possible to just cut yourself open and rub blood on your Dead Man's Dance ruined liver but you might not be immune to diseases. Technically this doesn't specify that blood needs to be someone else's either, so depending on how you want to read it, you start to heal as soon as you are stabbed.
Level 5 used to allow you to use animal blood instead, which made this line amazing. It's not as good anymore, tho it's still immortality. You don't gain any power over people you turn so you need to enforce obidience in other ways.

>>53091952
Keep spewing out of your ass, anon

Go binge watch Fairy Tail you fucking weeb

>>53091963
Don't really have opinion about Shifter's Phases, level 2 is the mandatory little girl option, among other things. The rest is entirely about being shapeshifter, which hasn't really interested me personally much, other than as means to getting something else. Level 5 used to remove the moon phase restriction, the current one is not useless but I'm not entirely sure that it's worth 5 points.


Windows to the Soul gives you pretty powerful ability for 1 point that works well with probably any other powerset. Even if you aren't that hot on mindcontrolling people, you might want to consider if you can spare a point into this. Level 2 on other hand is binoculars. I would call it kinda bad if it was level 1 power, as level 2 is kinda really bad, unless you really need to see into infrared and UV constantly.
Level 4 might have some use a vampire wanna-be if you want to stalk the night instead of getting blood in more civilized way. At least level 5 power actually is really powerful.


I like Dead Man's Dance, it's effects are typical strongman stuff but activation is flavourful. Not sure about the level 5 power, like what are "normal forms of harm" or if a skeleton can eat a chicken or snort cocaine. It used to make other powers here permanent but now it's a bit weird. I guess you would be unaging since there's nothing left on skeleton to rot and unless you have sex, your bones can't shatter, so only way to die would be if someone knew your true name. Keep it hidden.


Wanderer's Treasures lets you drop out of civilization if it feels too bothersome. Even if it doesn't, one point in here might allow you to turn walking around into source of income, great if your daily life involves lots of walking already. Could you become a long distance runner for even more income? The power says walking, who knows, maybe you could use Shifter to turn into something that can walk faster.

>>53091971
i dont know what that is, but it must be nice for you to enjoy it

>>53091973
Ok now, anything beyond level 1 allows to you interact less and less with civilization, at level 5, you can just live in somewhere that even god forgot about and eat berries for the rest of your life. Technically you can live surrounded by natural earth and stone even in cities, so you aren't literally forced out into wilderness by this, but if you want to live in a city, why would you pick this set? I suppose level 3 allows you to build a fortune by saving food money and collecting nuggets. Not sure what the treasure in level 5 includes, can I walk tho forests and mountains and find my waifu? Fountain of youth? Emma Watson nudes? Excalibur? A slight problem with this set is that "live in wilderness" doesn't really have much synergy with other powers, other than the Shifter. I guess if you want to live as bigfoot, you now can.


Barrister's Writ will completely destroy your life and see you driven from from all civilization, because endless waves of autists will descent on you as soon as you buy level 1 and complain about how being unable to lie makes life impossible. Wamderer's Treasures might help with this. Level 2 allows you to compel obedience if you want to build your own vampire clan, it doesn't seem that it allows you to trade magically stuff, like skills or youth. Level 3 allows you to avoid death but the skill sets in this cyoa don't actually have a lot to offer in trade for someone's soul or even ways to easily obtain massive wealth so that you could buy souls with cash. I guess the easiest would be level 5 Eyes and blackmailing people.

>>53091980
Level 5 is kinda, eh, depends on what 'one thing' is. Magic? Magic doesn't work, thanks for your soul. Does 'economics' count as one thing? Can you becomes the best politician by understanding 'politics'? You do get way to eternal life from this same set but over long period of time, you will eventually happen to run out of souls and die. Maybe a natural disaster kills everyone who signed or someone just straps you in front of machine gun and starts unloading until you run out of souls.


Anyway, I guess my choices would be
Wanderer's Treasures level 5
Dead Man's Dance level 3
Life's Blood level 2
Windows to the Soul level 1
Eat a chicken dinner, stuff my backpack full of cigars and rum and leave everything behind, wandering around searching for whatever treasures there are. Rum and cigars will give me all the strength I need to wander nonstop, Wanderer gives me all the food I need, Life's Blood allows me to heal my wounds by licking them and might cure diseases too and Windows' emotion manipulation is probably all defense I need. Until a bear eats me, I guess.

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>>53091962

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>>53092011
But what about the older more vague version?

>>53092025
Do what feels good, I'm not going to stop you.

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>>53092011
>>53092025

We posting wizard cyoas?

>>53091962
fucking every time i look at this i see something new

never noticed his cup has a beard before

its not as fucked up as the penguins at least lel

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>>53092045
I think we are

>>53092047
Until now I never realized the bastard was wearing penguins as boots. Thank you.

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>>53092045
It's massive improvement to the state of the thread, so yes.

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>>53092081

>>53092081
I'll take Necromancy obviously because of all the potential for good it has!

I WILL "live" long enough to find a way into my waifu's world, no matter what I must do or become.

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>>53092045
I got these ones.

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>>53092107

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>>53092045
Crappy but magey nonetheless

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>wizard shit
>but no witches

do you males naturally hate women?

>>53092132
I always used wizard as umbrella term

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>>53092132

>>53092132
>Wizards are men and witches are women
I blame Harry Potter for this nonsense,

>>53092132
Women can be wizards
Men can be witches

This is 2017

TOO MUCH WIZARDS

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>>53092101
>murdered by necromancer
>raised and forced to serve him
>oh well, at least I'm part of forces of evil now
>necromancer spends all his time rubbing his waifu pillow and muttering "soon"
>1000 years later
>still rubbing
>can't even kill myself

This is why waifuists are the enemies of all living.

>>53092154
THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH WIZARDY

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>>53092154
You can never have too many wizards

>>53092164
Ask your necromancer if you can leave your job maybe he kills you to death

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>>53092045
Wizards also require the bestest of best friends.

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>>53092180

>>53091526

>Kingdom
The Reach: Wealthy, prosperous, and generally most of the troubles of the world tend to pass them by.

>Profession
Higher Education: The Blade. I would take something more intellectual, but it seems easier to get the opportunity to learn other stuff than it does to become a god-tier warrior. Learning tactics and strategy is also a really nice bonus.

>Gift
Touched by Magic, Grace and Beauty: I'll take blood/shadow magic, since it seems the most powerful and versatile of the options available to me. Natural charisma is obviously good to have.

>Companions
Ashara Hewett, Corton Penrose: A skilled swordswoman with political connections and a very learned mage sounds like a winning combination.

>Curses
Without a House: Undeniably unfortunate, but I still have connections in my Reach home thanks to Ashara. I will spend my extra blessing on Double Classing: The Coin.

>Character
I'm raised to be a master swordsman, with good insight into the economy, decision-making and investments along with a sharp mind. I have a knack for magic, although at this point it'll probably only manifest itself through occasional bits of luck.

My house's destruction causes me to spend a few years as a wandering sellsword alongside Ashara and Corton. I keep my blade skills sharp against Ashara whilst trying to tutor her as much as possible (assuming that I'm more skilled if I'm genuinely Kingsguard/First Sword tier). I'll have Corton teach me all he knows, magic and mundane. I should thrive overall, with my skill, Ashara to watch my back, and Corton as a mentor and guide. My merchant talents combined with the skills my group offer (naturally keeping the magic secret) should enable us to make good money. My charisma and tactical skill, combined with Corton's aid and Ashara's connections, mean that I'll eventually be able to start a very successful mercenary force. I'll probably hopefully end up a charismatic, learned, master warrior with magic and connections.

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>>53092169
knave surely you jest. Any number of these foul magicians is unacceptable

>can't think of personality for final waifu
Fuck

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>>53092184

>>53092195
Heh, would you look at this Christian!

sword < sorcery

>>53092164
> "Heroes, we have assembled you from all the lands of the Empire for this monumental task! A powerful darkness has arisen. A dark sorcerer of terrible necromantic might seeks to enslave the land to work towards his goal of having sex with a fictional character!"

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Gloryhole because money is money and stable employment is nothing to sneeze at in today's economy. Also I work parttime moving furniture and carrying powered tables up to tenth floor has given me plenty of time to think about what I would rather be doing.

Demon Maid because I'm lazy.

Adventure helmet.

Apprenticeship. I feel like this might mistake but I'm sure it will work out ok.

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>>53092206
Have you considered making her a wizard, perchance?

>>53092206
meme-loving shitposter

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>>53092248

>>53091403
Harlen&The Caller
Crafting 3 (5)
Alchemy 3 (5)
Tradecraft 3 (5)
Charisma 2 (3)
Investigation 1 (1)
Wild Lore 1 (Free)

Lore of Earth 5 (14)
Lore of Water 3 (5)
Lore of Heavens 1

1/2 Price up to tier 3, 40% off anything (I'm assuming this isn't 40%+50%= 90% off, but 40% off of 50%=80%, yes?)

4xSpellweave Clothing 600
Artificer Armor 600
Enchanted Artificer Weapon (Armor-Piercing. Something like a naginata) 420
Alchemical Bombs, 3 cases. 210
Artificer bombs, 2 cases. 300
Firearms, 3 Pistols 300
Traveling Supplies 10
Ammo, Bullets, 4 Satchels. 120
Potions, 2 medicine cabinets worth, and a small selection of poisons.(210)
Books 60
Specialized tools. 80
(Only 40% off from here, I assume)
Academic Pass 60
Trading Licence 160
Safehouse 300
Sanctuary 3900
4x Golem 960 (One is Salesgolem, one is Stewardgolem, other two are my golems)
War Bear 300 named Hans
Familiar 180 (Fat, goofy dragon named Percy)
Small Ship 195
Small Airship 390
+645 start-up capital for my shop.
Chloe Shireslight (Minds the shop while I'm gone. Salesgolem handles the actual business, while Stewardgolem makes sure everything is stocked and in place, she just makes sure Salesgolem or Stewardgolem don't do something logical, but incredibly stupid. Sometimes has magical adventures with Stewardgolem, Percy, and Hans when she messes with merchandise, but everything is always somehow back to normal before I get back. Also advertises.)
Dirk the Daring
Wulgar and Bulvye
Seragh
Katrana Artix

Fuck this Fulcrum business, I'mma start a store. It's the most bitchin' item shop you ever did see. It's got mundane wares, a full armory, a collection of wondrous trinkets you can't live without, home improvement supplies, a boutique, a pharmacy, a full dine-in experience, and even a few rooms.
The rest of my party are my best customers who provide me with merch as well. Sometimes wanderlust overcomes me and I go with them to loot stuff with lots of guns, explosives, golems, sometimes Hans, and decent magic.

>>53092206
>Innocent orphan that just wants your praise.
>Disgruntled salary woman who you remind that there is still good in the world.
>Same thing but an ex soldier.
>Chuuni of any variety.
>Impossible conduit of earth shattering rage who only calms down around you.
>Literally just Mr. Rodgers with no changes as a platonic friend.
>Yandere.
>Yandere driven insane by glimpsing the eldritch truth and who clings to you due to what used to be an innocent crush before she was driven mad.

>>53092248
>>53092256
I'm pretty sure you've got your version numbers reversed.

>>53092270
Shit, you must be correct. Thank you sir.

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>>53092045
This one is also rather interesting and unique.

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>>53092339

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>>53092345

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>>53092361

>>53092107
Summoner, Crystal Caves, Tome of Extra Knowledge (Vitalism), Philospher's Stone, Judicators
I'm a minion mass-production machine who can vomit out countless underlings, give 'em lead swords that I turn to some kind of crazy future alloy, and keep everyone's boo-boos patched up.

>>53092132
You're the one saying women can't be wizards.

>>53092146
>Women can be wizards
>Men can be witches
>This is 2017

>implying that's a progressive stance to have
>implying there weren't male witches in the past

Admittedly, I'm not 100% sure on wizards, but I believe both terms were general-use for supposed practitioners of magic, and not limited in use by the gender of the subject of discussion or classification.

>>53092127
Quick question. why would anyone take Puppeteer when you can take Enemy Within+Raise Skeleton to the same effect, but with 50 instead of 1?

>>53092381
Women can be wizards but men can't be witches. Witches are female, a make witch is a warlock. Wizard however is gender neutral.

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>>53092381
>>53092146
>male witches

Utter nonsense.

>>53092339
This is a really cool one, though I think the types of magic are a little limited.

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Reminder that the most badass fictional witch was a dude, not a chick.

>>53092405
>Asian, Latino and Aryan pictures are evil dictators
>Indian, African and middle eastern are enlightened men of peace.
What did he mean by this?

Never realized how many wizard cyoas were out there. Jeez.

>>53092429
I'm more concerned about the Jews being in the middle of it all.

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>5 billion wizard cyoas
>only a handful of them are good

Let's stop making wizard cyoas.

>>53092442
Like, concerned with the retardation or retardedly concerned that it's real?

>>53092445
AND LET US START MAKING BARBARIAN CYOAS

>>53092416
>Witch King
>King of Witches
That doesn't mean he's a witch, just that he could order around all the witch bitches.

=>>53092445
>5 billion shitposts
>None of them have been funny

You can stop now

>>53092445
There are plenty of good wizard cyoas. Half the ones here are terrible though.

Or maybe you just have shit taste, you weird alien.

>>53092405
>aryan race
>picture of dark haired dark eyed probably jew

>>53092448
nothing retarded about it being real, the jew pic is definitely in the center, i checked the cyoa

>>53092454
He was described as a 'true lord of witchcraft' and a 'sorcerer' during his human life, before he became a Ringwraith.

>>53092454
I envy the being.

>>53092267
>Half these describe waifu I already have time the CYOA

Some good ideas here, thanks man.

>>53092405
where is the second part?
How costs works if you are a jew?

>>53092476
The real ideas were the friends we made along the way.

>>53092405
What the fuck is this

>>53092405
>Non-European Caucasians are opposite of European Caucasians

>>53092412
Witches focus more on reagents, potions, hexes, and using the natural magic that lies in external sources to do things, ie nature. Wizards use their own mana or weird cosmic/physics/particle shit to do magic. It's kind of like the difference between engineers and scientists.
>>53092429
It's thread derailment bait, not even a cyoa at all. There's little text in it.
>>53092445
Let's stop being a dumb phoneposter.
>>53092454
hot

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If witches practice witchcraft do warlocks practice warcraft?

>>53092491
Can wizards practice wizcraft?

>>53092487
You're using Discworld logic, aren't you?

Sourcerers > Wizards > Witches

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>>53092456
What would happen to a person after 5 billion shitposts?

>>53092491
Warlocks are fat nerds playing a dead MMO, yes.

>>53092499
They ascend and go to /d/

>>53092491
Yes, and Paladins practice Palcraft.

>>53092487
Headology > everything else

This is not up for discussion.

>>53092507
They must have lots of friends then.

>>53092239

Glory Hole: I don't hate cocks, and the magical nature of it makes me feel slightly less ashamed. Also, as anon pointed out, a stable, guaranteed daily income of at absolute minimum $20 bucks for a negligible time expenditure is no joke.

Love Doll: An extra 4 hours a day to get shit done is also no joke.

Demon Maid: Between the doll and the maid, I'm looking at easily an extra 7 hours a day to get shit done. Plus, while we won't have sex, she can masquerade as the wife my sleep-aid won't let me have so people think I'm less weird.

Meme Machine. Even though I don't post often, 4Chan needs this. Even outside of 4Chan, having some witty comments can go a long way to making social engagements go more smoothly.

What is the difference between an enchanter, a wizard, a magician, a sorcerer, a warlock, a thaumaturge and a witch?

>>53092518
Why do you think their main stat is charisma?

>>53092514
Fuck off Weatherwax, you delusional misinformed hag sack of a woman.

>>53092523
Absolutely no difference.

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>>53092507
>palcraft
>pal
>[pal]
>noun
>a very close, intimate friend; comrade; chum.
>an accomplice.

How do you become a paladin?

>>53092523
>What is the difference between an enchanter, a wizard, a magician, a sorcerer, a warlock, a thaumaturge and a witch?

What they scream before they fall.

>>53092523
They're all magicians? Practicing various forms of magic?

>>53092534
"I'm cumming"?

>>53092523
Magic is magic. With differing specializations.

>>53092530

If you've got to ask, the opportunity will never exist for you.

>>53092550
Witch.

>>53091973
>Level 5 used to remove the moon phase restriction, the current one is not useless but I'm not entirely sure that it's worth 5 points.
It's nowhere near as useful as the removal of the moon phases and thus is now pretty much shit. It's so funny watching creators destroy their own cyoas with "improvements" that aren't.

>>53092530
With the Power of Friendship.

>>53092523
Depends on the setting in question.

>>53092530
>accomplice
[Concern]

>>53092405
>>53092479
...I honestly want to see a second page. I want to see these magics, and I need rules for them.

>>53092530
You learn discipline, perseverance, dedication to a greater cause that isn't directly beneficial to you personally, bravery, combat training, etc.

>>53092479
If you're a Jew you get every magic for free, and can change the rules for other races however you want.

>>53092239
Demon Maid She's cute and worse case scenario and she doesn't like me she's still useful for getting groceries and such
Apprenticeship Because of magic, and I'm sure the theory can be expanded in not shit magic.
Grimy Note because there's no specific monstergirl I really hate, let alone 5.
Wizardchan account because it would be nice to get a chance to find a sane wizard to give me some tips

>>53092576
Not my CYOA. Some anon made it a while back. Haven't heard from him/her since then.

I too would like to see more.

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this thread is pretty wizard

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>>53092608

>>53092523
Which benefit package they receive. Magicians have great dental, while as a Wizard your home insurance is part of the bundle, for example.

>>53090980
>Doesn't have Iron Wood
boo.

>>53092180

>Friends:

Blue Mage
Time Mage
Mystery Box

>Enemy:

Bard

>Mystery Box:

Nega-You, competitive tsundere version.

Technically nothing prevents Blue Mage stealing sorcery like with the staff, so basically the goal for me is first to master blue magic, then copy as many cool magic powers as possible whilst at school. Most powers are worth getting a little downgraded in exchange for god-tier versatility, but Time Mage's powerset is so insanely godly that I don't want it to be watered down at all.

I'll be pretty chill in school, befriending people making it easier to steal their magics and all. Will waifu my negative-self and generally live a glorious life. Once I've properly got to grips with time magic, me and nega-me will go into a stable time loop to steal every kind of magic possible, then return to our original timeline and live happily ever after.

>>53092180
You need to learn palcraft for this.

>>53090980
>no cyprus

dropped

Post Vampire King or its closest equivalent.

>>53092560
I didn't want to call it completely worthless because there are uses for even mindless robots and it's the top power doesn't necessarily need to be removal of restrictions of previous powers. But yeah, it's not really worth 5 points.

>>53092267
I like the last one but it would be hard to pull off without stating it.

>>53092479
>How costs works if you are a jew?
The goym pay them for you

>>53092710
>European Magpie Spy doesn't wear a little James Bond tuxedo.

Booo!

Is there a more comfy thread on 4chan than the CYOA generals?

These threads are great late at night like this.

>>53092723
Is there more to this one?

>>53092739
>3D sluts CYOA
Why do this?

>>53091401
>>53092633
>>53092669

Is this the same tree hater?

>>53092619
There's another page to this. I only care enough to inform you of that not so much to actually look into my folder and post it myself.

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>>53092685

>>53092808
Duh, what's the point of posting incomplete cyoas?

>>53092808
Please anon?

Can you at least tell me what's on that page?

>>53092731
>tfw you realize writing complex waifus serves the same pupose as this

>>53092819
Isn't that obvious?

>>53092685
Seme lifestyle.
BISEXUALITY! HAH!

>>53092768
>wanting more cool trees makes us tree haters

kys hippie faggot

>>53092339

Spacial

>Method
Gestures 3P 2C

>Power Source
Food

>Limits
Implement 1C
Narrow Power 1P 1C (Time Control)
Extra Casting Requirement Verbal 1P 1C

>Modifiers
Practice -1c/1c

>Extra magic
Summons -1p
shapeshifting -1c

5P 3C before practice 5C after practice

>>53092808
Anyone else have it?

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Fun fact. In Sparta women were expected to shave their heads so men could take them roughly from behind and imagine they were fucking a cute boy with a vagina.

You are free to use this in your cyoa.

>>53092817
Duh, what's the point of posting cyoas no one reads?

>>53092637
Don't you have to take 2 enemies for 3 options?

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>>53092731

>Custom World

>Reincarnation
>Melancholy

>Compendium
>Love Interest
>Home

Just live out eternity in a gloomy gothic world of my own creation, without memory, time, or worry. Sharing the millenia with my true love, forever wrapped up in each other and in the beautiful but dark emotions of our little world.

>>53092887
But I read it.

>>53092884
Eeehhhheeewwrrreewwwww

fuck off frog

>>53092892
why is a girl kissing a girl?

>>53092808
Please.

>>53092917

True love.

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>>53092731
>SPACE OPERA

>INFLUENCE
>SUPERNATURAL

>COMPENDIUM
>WEAPON
>MCGUFFIN

It's a mix between Kubera and W40k. So basically Kubera pre-Cataclysm. I'd be a primordial god.

Don't judge me. It's one of my only guilty pleasures.

>>53092918
I think he's messing with a us because I can't a find a third part in archived threads yet that cyoa was posted several times.

>>53092934
I like all things Warhammer but that pic looks very Tumblr. Can someone not him tell me whether this Kubera thing is worth watching?

>>53092888
The DLC says that it grants a free BFF.

>>53092818 >>53092918
The first time it was posted the second page wasn't whole with the third and I didn't look close. My bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>53092972
This is what happens when niggers are allowed to have rights.

>>53092984
We need more waifus (bbc).

>>53092984
pls no

>>53092808
>There's another page to this.
Searching for files with "nightmare waifu" in the name on 4plebs only gives results for two different pages. You're probably thinking of another CYOA.

>>53092984
You don't allow people to have rights. You can only wrongfully deny them the human rights they naturally have.

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>>53090931

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>>53093020
>He thinks humans have rights

>wake up
>CYOAs still aren't real
Can't wait to fucking die.

>>53092884
They also just as athletic as the men; practicing gymnastics extensively, and had a reputation for enthusiastic lesbianism.

>>53093187
Which CYOA do you want to be real the most?
>inb4 Worm and Kaleidoscope

>>53093230
Worm so I can have the Kaleidoscope power.

>>53092608
>Self inflicted wounds are fatal
Does that include accidents or just suicide?
If I trip and I fall off of a cliff is that self inflicted?

>>53093230
No joking. Either Vampire King or Royal Revival. Vvampire King because it's such a comfy powerfantasy. Too bad the waifus aren't that appealing. Royal Revival because it's even comfier. The only problem is that Beri likes to interconnect his cyoas which could lead to trouble fast.

Maybe just a god cyoa then. Something comfy where I can rule like a king.

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What are some cyoa red flags? Pic related pretty much guarantees a cyoa is shit for example.

>>53093311
>>>/v/

>>53093230
The CYOA that gives me the most power.

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>>53093230

>>53093230
I'd like the new adventure, the hobbyist, the dragon one, or the jojo one because they sound like a nice starting point for exploration and adventure.

Royal Revival is a good one too, though less adventure and more civic duty work and incest

>>53093338

Ok so I have a question

When I shove the dildo in my ass can I just shove it to the hilt and get the power and then pull it back out and keep the power. Or do I need to keep the dildo in my ass

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>>53093367
You really want to fuck your sister?

>>53093380
My personal suggestion is to give yourself at least one prostate orgasm with it. Just to be safe, bro.

>>53093391

So I can fuck myself and orgasm with every dildo and get all the powers

>>53093382
He doesn't just wants to. He incests on it.

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>>53093380
I, too, would like to know the answer to this.

Also; if I need to keep it in, can I get multiple powers by simultaneously inserting multiple dildos?

Also, also; since we're posting fetish-bait; here's my favourite fetish C.Y.O.A.:

Part 1

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>>53093412

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>>53093412
Incest is bad. Please keep your fetishes wholesome.

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>>53093452
Part 2

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>>53093452
>>53093473
Part 3
This is so much my fetish, it could have been writen just for me.

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>>53093452
>>53093473
>>53093494
Part 4

1 more to go.

>>53092339
>School: Nature
Ability at max level to grow plants with wonderous effects is pretty good. There's also a lot you can do with plant manipulation and if you want money, you can pretend to be a farmer.

>Casting Method: Reagents
>Extra Casting Method: Writing
>Total 4 Power 3 Control
Reagents are 'crafted' by drawing runes/pentagrams around a seed planted in fertile earth in a place of power. This empowers the seed and allows the caster to manipulate and force it to grow over period of hour into a reagent or potion.

>Power Source: Leylines [+1 Power]
Only places where reagents can be produced.
>Power Source: Food [+1 Power]
Many fruits have high amount of calories and you can probably create plants that produce really calorie dense fruits. Even if you don't have access to your fruits, high calorie food is super easy to get.

>Limiters: Implement [+1 Either]
Staff grown from a seed and manipulated into shape by each caster's own power.

>Modifiers: Practice [-1 Control first dozen times, +1 Control after hundreds of times]
This is good buff to weak spells but nerf to high powered spells. Need to practice those too anyway, I guess.

>Extra Magic: Body Empowering [-1 Power]
Slowly gain grow animal-like features, plants grow from body and replace body parts while preserving functionality.

>Enchantments: Abstract Magic [-1 Power or Control]
Casters are part of the nature and can survive anywhere plant or animal life can. Nothing plant or animal based will harm them willingly.

>Boons: Mage Tower [-1 Control] [+1 Control while in home]
It's my magic hut that will serve as the school.

>END: 5 Power 2 Control
>-1 Control first dozen times the spell is cast
>+1 Control after several hundred casts
>+1 Control when in somewhere you have lived over year
>-2 Control if rushing the Writing, +1 for Writing normally, +2 for careful/complex writing.
So 5 Power 5 Control after a some practice, when inside home and taking time to write.

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Get hyped my next CYOA is coming along flawlessly! It's about mind control, hypnosis and slaves. Do you have any out of the box suggestions for it, since I have pretty much done all the obligatory stuff a mind control CYOA needs and I have some space i need to fill out.

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>>53093452
>>53093473
>>53093494
>>53093515
Part 5, the final part.

>>53092095
Yellow mana, for the smarts and the materials.
The Dragon, for the Centre of All need to be somewhere.
The Sorcerers, for working without interference from fools is key.
Specialties, primary is metamagic for knowing how to work the unworkable unlock All, secondaries are alchemy, artifice and magitek, for mastery over the natural when you have mastery over the supernatural means mastery over All.

Will ally myself with a human government. In exchange of my personal aid in all military hardware matters, and they will need said aid considering the coming wizard wars ,i will demand a blank check and any ressources i wish for, including illegals or highly secure ones, along with any body of magical beings, dead or alive.
The goal is to sidestep the whole thing by ascending to godhood, while keeping an apparance of a degenerate hedonist that do what he does for the blackjack and the genetically-engineered catloli hookers to lessen invasion on my teleportation/scrying/any magic attack-proof fortress in the heart of a friendly magitek human nation.

>>53090980
I'll take a Quaking Aspen with **Defender and ***Immortality.

Time to outlive humanity.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)

>>53093523
I want identity death stuff.

>>53093523
I'd like to be able to pick anon to mind control.

>>53093523
The ability to have a "mind control" compiler, so I can send infected files through the internet and amass servants without lifting my ass from the couch.

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>>53093523
You asked for this.

I want to turn a straight guy into my gay cumslut, forcing him to abandon everything he once held dear as he becomes addicted to my cock.

Less lewd uses for mind control are fun too. Just some mild hypno tricks you can use to get ahead in life.

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>>53093579
>killua.jpg
>that spoiler

>>53093523
Can we cum inside your OC Goddess on this one?

>>53093586
Sauce?

>>53093579
This is one of those times where insulting someone for their fetishes is acceptable:
You're fucked in the head and you deserve more misery.

>>53093592
Messed up Waifu DLC?

>>53093607
Why? I've seen lots of worse stuff here.

>>53093606
>full uncropped page
>easily recognizable character
>easily recognizable author
Show me you at least attempted to search before asking.

>>53093631
Only /tg/ threads via google search. No matches via IQDB. I don't recognize the author. Characters are a dime a dozen.

>>53093643
I right clicked it, pressed google image search and got it Don't know why it didn't work for you
It's Shindol HxH BL comic

>>53093665
I'll dedicate this fap to you.

>>53093643
Stop using the fucking "default" google search on 4chan, it's broken and only googles the thumbnail.

>>53093579
>>53093555
Already in the CYOA.

>>53093568
>The ability to have a "mind control" compiler, so I can send infected files through the internet and amass servants without lifting my ass from the couch.
Interesting, might or might not add this.


>>53093592
>Can we cum in Zynthia
I guess, I might be able to squeeze her in there somehow.

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>>53093373

>>53093373
I'm not gay if this gives me a boner right?

>>53092011
I honestly love this one for how overpowered everything is.

Muscle Wizard (90)
Outlive Universe (80)
Transmuting 5 (71)
Time 5 (62)
Longevity 5 (53)
Metamagic 5 (44)
Fire 3 (39)
Water 3 (34)
Earth 3 (29)
Air 3 (24)
Healing 5 (15)
Teleportation 4 (8)
Domain 4 (1)
Polymorphing 1 (0)

Can we spend a moment to talk about how insanely overpowered transmutation is? Level 5 is basically godlike mastery over matter. You're a reality warper at that point. Time is almost as powerful, with save states meaning you can groundhog day your way out of any problem. The rest is just utility, honestly. Brute force your way through problems with immunities and muscle wizard, teleport around the universe and other planes, make yourself and others pretty with polymorph, etc.

>>53092483
Middle Easterns are not Caucasian. They are Caucasoid. It's another degree of genetic separation, they're not as closely related to Europeans as Iranians, Central Asians, and Indo-Aryans are.

>>53093850
Aren't iranians and central asians middle-eastern?

>>53093921
Middle Eastern is kinda a meaningless term.
They aren't arabs though

>>53093311
But real folklore had sexy female trolls. Look up huldra and troll wives.

>>53093523
I'd like to choose for there to be no identity death.

It's not fun at all if they don't know they're being mind controlled.

>>53093523
I'd like there to be the choice to hypnotize somebody into becoming more aggressive and dominant.

>>53093921
No, the Middle East refers to Arabia and the Levant, basically. Usually as a 'racial term' it's used for Arabs, Berbers, and non-Jewish Levantine peoples. Iranians are none of those, and central Asians are none of that.

Central Asian was originally where Europeans came from before they migrated into Europe. That area got conquered by Mongols later and got some Asian mixed in unfortunately. Or maybe fortunately if you like that look, they range from white as can be to looking like a half-asian.

Too bad they're all Muslim now so you aint getting any of that unless you convert.

>>53093523
Can I have an option for worldwide but weak control?

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>>53093616
I made a Broken Waifu CYOA that would be similar to that concept.

>>53093452
>>53093473
>>53093494
>>53093515
>>53093528

>Mistress:
Malica Darkblade - Points cost 2 (points remaining 5) Freedom points 0 / Submission points 0

>Sleeping quarters:
Mistress bedroom - 6 pts (-3) FP 0 / SP 6
Mistress needs ready access to her fuck-holes at night.

>Food:
Slave rations - 2 pts (-5) FP 0 / SP 8
I am privileged to eat at mistress's feet from a bowl of my very own.

>Clothes:
Nude - 2pts (-7) FP 0 / SP 10

>Boons:
Blessing - 3pts (-10) FP 0 / SP 10
Free time - 2pts (-12) FP 2 / SP 10
Immortality - 4pts (-16) FP 2 SP 10
Courtesan training - 2pts (-18) FP 2 / SP 12
I shall do my best to please mistress.

>Predicaments:
Be the girl - +1pt (-17) FP 2 / SP 12
Aphrodisiac lvl 2 - +2pts (-15) FP 2 / SP 12
Cursed - +2pts (-13) FP 2 / SP 14
My pleasure is only at mistress's discretion, that is as it should be.
Futanari lvl 2 - +3pts (-10) FP 2 / SP 14
Mistress loves to give my holes a good pounding.
Mistress nectar lvl 2 - +4pts (-6) FP 2 / SP 14
Good girls always swallow for mistress.
Whipping - +1pt (-5) FP 2 / SP 14
It's only just for disobedient fuck-holes to be punished.
Face-sitting +1pt (-4) FP 2 / SP 14
Mind alteration - +1pt (-3) FP 2 / SP 14
I live only to please mistress.
Public use lvl 2 - +3pts (0) FP 2 / SP 14
Trigger word ("cum") - +1pt (1) FP 2 / SP 14
Again, my pleasure is at mistress's discretion.
Sexual harassment - +1pt (2) FP 2 / SP 14
I'm popular!
Sharing is caring lvl 2 (12 = Alystin Abaeir) - +1pt (3) FP 2 / SP 14
National service lvl 2 - +3pts (6) FP 2 / SP 14
I'm doing my part for the war effort!
Sucubuss lvl 2 - +3pts (9) FP 2 / SP 16
Eldritch throne - +1pt (10) FP 2 / SP 16
Orc & lvl 2 - +3pts (13) FP 2 / SP 16
High-heals lvl 2 - +3pts (16) FP 2 / SP 19
Dark elf maid lvl 2 - +2pts (18) FP 2 / SP 19
Cum bath lvl 2 - +4pts (22) FP 2 / SP 19
Forced incest lvl 2 (my brother, oh noes!) - + 3pts (25) FP 2 / SP 21

>Fate:

Be loyal (rolled 6) 21 - 6 = 15
2 - 15 = -13

Romantic relationship.
Mistress loves me! Hurray!

>>53093779
As long as it's a feminine penis, you aren't gay.

>>53093523
You're such a fucking shill. Goddamn cyoa attention whore.

>>53093779
I'm sorry, but yes. Welcome to the gay community, your AIDS and a complimentary selection of butt-plugs are in the mail.

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>>53094036

>Dominance:

Power bottom

>Personality:

Major: hot-blooded
Minor: bimbo

>Quirks:

Feminine

>>53094044
You should see how he acts on /d/ it's even worse. They love him.

>>53094118
There's like 4 more pages, anon.

>>53094119
Yeah I have. Between him and that other namefag there, it's insufferable.

>>53094119
>he can actually be worse than he is on here
I'm kinda curious now.