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FORTIFYING THIS THREAD!

>>53079215
>grim darkness
Why they don't use more lights?

>>53079255
No lights, only war

>>53079261
Say what you will about DoW3 but they nailed the gretchin perfectly.

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Never forget

>>53079222
They're 8e exclusive so wait for 8e

Do Venomthropes and Toxicrenes have synapse? I want to run a nid army focused on all their poisonous and venomous dudes like Malanthropes.

>>53079358
Nope*

>* may be subject to change in 8e.

>>53079306
well yeah, waiting on those nice community site photos to really see what we're getting.

Riptide Wing Detachment Edition

>>53079358
Use a Hive tyrant with Lashwips and Poison, voila, poisonous tentacle synapse. Conversions for days.....

>>53079215
Finally, a sensible OP image.

As a CSM player I am really looking forward to 8e. I'd like to see Defilers and Helbrutes viable for a change.
>also, make land raiders great again

Are GLs and Flamers now viable for Scions?

>>53079300
these edits are shit

Let's hope they've actually made a way to be able to keep play a mono-Harlequins

Skitarii have AdMech if they need an HQ, and basically everyone consider those two faction one and the same, but Harlequins lack an HQ choice and taking a Farseer or an Archon would be against the concept of fielding an army composed of just Harlequins

Maybe they'll make the Troupe Master an actual HQ instead of just being the unit sergeant
I'd like them to give him the High Avatar stats from the RT compendium

>>53079409
Flamers already are, but yes GLs will probably be much better than they are currently.

>>53079281
What about flashlights?

>>53079365
Dang.

>>53079384
Ooh, that does sound bretty cool. How big is the Tyrant's head compared to a Toxicrene's, do you know?

>>53079358
venomthropes definitely aren't

toxicrenes looked like synapses creatures until the rules were released and said they weren't

>>53079457
>Ooh, that does sound bretty cool. How big is the Tyrant's head compared to a Toxicrene's, do you know?
the tyrant's is smaller

what were you thinking about?

>>53079495
Giving it the cool cthulhu tentacle head

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Just reveal the five fucking books already

So with the 8ed hype I am planning to start some tyranid dudes and if the hobby bites me my next go to would be skitaari, as I have close to 0 experience painting minis, is it a horrible idea to start with a custom paint scheme? I'm not totally sold on the ones the main hives sport.

> Also mfw no shitposting for the last half of the previous thread and this so far

>>53079560
>Skiitari
>Tyranids in 8E
Anon...

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>>53079401
>not spamming Maulerfiends which will get even tougher in 8e

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>>53079522
you don't need the toxicrene's for that

>>53079599
I don't like maulerfiends. I don't own any dinobots and if I did I would give them gatling guns.

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Which is the coolest daemon engine?

>>53079624
Silver Towers, but they have no models.

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>>53079624

>>53079619
Why though? Defilers look like shit and Helbrutes have shit fluff. At least Dinobots are cool both in fluff and minis.

>>53079611
Oh boy!

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>>53079653
I think defilers are great. I like the idea of a shooty demon crab spider. I'm fine with helbrute fluff too since I don't get too deep into fluff related stuff.

>>53079584
I have very little concern for competitivity, I always liked nids, skiitari look awesome and I like the IG fluff but find them a bit boring as models and I know I'd burn out fast if I started with them (unless they release a whole batch of Catachan and or Ork hunters new models for full Vietnam mode)

>>53079699
Bad News: Crud worked on 8E and Nids will be guaranteed shit, Skitarii doesn't exist anymore

Good News: Skitarii and Cult Mechanics got merged into Adeptus Mechanics!

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Hello! I have loads of experience with AOS but have been out of the loop with 40K for a couple editions. I have been lurking the teased 8th edition rules and find them very appealing and am planning to get in at the start with some Deldar.

Shooting and mobility are the things to have in AOS and its shaping up to be a similar situation in 8th so I have the following ideas:

the bird guys (pic related)
jut fighters and bombers
long range lance boats
venoms full of lance shooters

basically the idea is to just kite the ever-living shit out of everything with what will probably be some of the highest movement characteristics in the game while removing key units from the board at my leisure.

thoughts?

>>53079742
>Crud worked on 8E and Nids will be guaranteed shit

Nah.

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>>53079624
Plague hulk.

I wanted to say soul-grinder but i just can take that skinny daemon torso seriously.

>>53079611
Saved for reference. I must do something similar for my winged tyrant.

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Pls don't mind that it's 30k, what is this red?? I really like it, but I've the impression that I've never seen a colored metallic official paintscheme before (not counting silver/gold/bronze). Is that some standalone newish color, or red washing over silver basing?

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>>53079742
Not just that, I hear Mr Cruddance had a leading role in the development of 8e. pic related

>>53079857
Red glaze over silver, looks like.

>>53079857
Tamiya clear red layered over silver will get that

>>53079857
Looks like one of forge world's transparent reds over leadbelcher

>>53079611
Wait is that from the Hive Tyrant's kit? Nice!

Blood Angels going to be top tier in 8th.
Hand flamers and Inferno pistols will be worth taking.
Going to load up my death company with power axes.

>>53079697
They will be so much better in 8th hopefully. At least they will be more survivable than before.

>>53079742
I can work with adeptus mecanicus, as much as I love hyper evolving mother nature apex predators on steroids and doomed to self consumption I also like beep boops of all flavours

>>53079747
That's how DE are supossed to work/be played but can't say anything yet without knowing the full rules.

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>>53079899
Yup, hopefully their battle cannon will actually be seen as a threat this time around now that weapons can do more than 1 damage per shot and AP works differently.

>>53079747
nice and fluffy in theory. let's hope the final rules will work out that way.

>>53079873
Please what is the difference between a wash and a glaze again?

>>53079957
washes are have a more washed out effect. glazes are glazey.

>>53079957

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tSxrMa4OZXo

>>53079889
only the head is from the tyrant
the long tentacles are from a harpy's spore mine
the short ones from a genestealer
the big flat tongue at the bottom is a trygon's but with a genestealer's implant tongue at the tip
the little mandibles and the teeth at the end of the long tentacles were cut off from spare termagants' weapons
finally the additional eyes are actual pieces of sprues, cut into a proper shape and glued inside carvings done in the tyrant's cheekbones and temples

the point is: you can slap whatever leftover bit on the tyrant's head
for a while I was playing with the idea of giving it an organic gasmask biomorph looking like a facehugger, but considering this head is going to be for the converted malanthrope I may reserve the rebreather for the biocannons-heavy walkrant

Current 8th Mood: Feeling pretty good about battleforged and eradication of formations.

>>53079300
Never forget d6+six billion gaunts! Synapsecaust denyers should be jailed!

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>>53079297
People need to give DoW3 a break, it's actually not bad. And anyone who says it's a MOBA is a fucking retard.

Imperial Guard Melee Dethstar, its a thing.

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What is the 40k equivalent of Witchers /tg/?

>>53080133
Grey Knights

>>53080133
Inquisition maybe? A sub branch of the ordo Xenos moste likely.

>>53080133
Exorcists.

>>53080133
Witch Hunters/Inquisitors

>>53080123
It is. It's amazing too. A gigantic blob filled with Inquisitors, Priests, Psykers and Power Axes out the ass.

When you have a re-rollable 4++ and re-roll wounds in close combat, it's pretty amazing.

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>>53080133
That's an easy one.

>>53080165
The version I use is Yarrak, Commissar Lord w/ BoC & Death mask plus Straken with a primeris to add flavor.

Anyone got any ideas on how to convert myself a mega-armored ork warboss? I already have a box of meganobz here for the purpose, but I'm kinda lacking on vision since basically the only warboss I know is Ghazgkhull.

>>53080189
That sounds fun. I also love having Straken floating about. I would like to run a pure Guard melee deathstar, but Inquisitors and Imperial Agents Priests have more options that are pretty great and a bit cheaper.

Yarrick is great though. I have a 3rd party female Commissar with 2 Powerfists that I run with Deathmask and Powerfist.

Do you put both Commissars together in a squad or do you run one with Straken? Do you use 2 blobs?

I like to have one Conscript and one Infantry blob.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/05/05/new-warhammer-40000-battle-forged-armiesgw-homepage-post-4/

Battleforged Army shit is up.

>>53080268
We talked about it for half a thread already

>>53079818
Fiancee went for nids too

It's the most true of all stereotypes

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>>53080277

>>53079818
My girlfriend loves the Fenrisian Wolves and Nids. She also thought the Tau suits were super cute.

>>53080253
I roll them all into a command squad in a chmera for rapid murder or stick the Primeris and Commisar Lord in with Bullygryns and launch Yarrik at the enemy with Straken. I murder fucked a whole army with the Commissar Lord and Yarrik alone last week.

>>53080302
My gf went for tzeentch daemons because of diverse models and enjoying RNG, gf of a friend went for eldar

>>53080121
It's mostly alright, but the cover system is made of arse. Cover worked fine before, the bubbles in useless places are stupid.

Also, while I appreciate that weapons kill stuff fast like they should, stuff dies too fast to do anything about it. Whole armies die in moments and there isn't enough time to micro everything.

>>53080335
How did they not get shot to death? I love using Straken, but his squad gets buttfucked every game because my opponents know he hits hard and buffs my blobs.

How do you hop them out of the Chimera? Do you do it behind cover? If I hop out to assault they either get counter-charged or shot to death.

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Best Ordo of the Inquisition?

>>53080133
space marines

monastic orders of genetically enhanced fighter dudes who do fighting things

>>53080357
I kind of wish they would bring back that flee button.

>>53080412
I like Hereticus because it's the most space detective of the 3, which I find to be the most interesting part of Inquisitors. Chasing the enemy within and dealing with enemies that have psychic powers is pretty neat on a story level.

Malleus is cool in an action way, but when you have stuff like the Grey Knights, I think they can do it better.

Xenos is okay, but Xenos has the best current gear for tabletop.

>>53080370
Mad rush. I let my enemies "unwrap their present". Guard are a mysterious and poorly understood beast where I play. Most think I'm sitting a wall of tanks down and going to just gunline. That's what the internet says IG armies do. The idea of Armored Calvery IG shocks and baffles them. Little mortals shouldn't be so aggressive. My Leman Russes are viewed as nigh immortal tank shoking template factories. Its hilarious.

>reading the Carrion Throne
>Imperial citizens are forced to live a constant state fear and paranoia by the powers running the Imperium. Fearing strangers, the aliens, fearing their own neighbours and family members who could rat them out, and fearing the authorities.
>So much fear that Imperials get mind broken and numb to it

What's the point of this? This would only lower the lifespan of the Imperials from all the stress.

>>53080412
Xenos >= Hereticus > Malleus

>>53080578
dead citizens cant turn to heresy.

>>53080578
Do you honestly think the Imperium doesn't suffer from overpopulation?

>>53079873
>>53079874
>>53079882
all of these people are wrong. Its clear red airbrushed over gold. Could probably get the same effect with brush if using multiple thin coats of tamiya clear red over retributor armour undercoated models.

>>53079653
>At least Dinobots are cool both in fluff and minis.
Not him, but they don't fit my or my armies style

>>53080578
One planet, one example.

Also remember that the total fear is the best that planet came up with. When that fear and big brother mentality forced a citizen to report strangeness he heard in the dark which was actually a Genestealer Cult which was purged. When a family turns their kid in for being a Psyker. It saved the planet if/when they kid would explode into a Warp Portal that would begin a Daemonic Incursion.

>>53080133
Grey Knights

>>53080725
This. In a surveillance state, if one has nothing to hide, one has nothing to fear. This is why they're so damn effective.

>>53080593
Hereticus - Sherlock Homes
Malleus - Indiana Jones
Xenos - Steve Erwin

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>>53080412

>>53080752
>>53080725
The Tau pull it off without causing widespread fear and stress among the populace. Get your dystopia together, Imperium.

>>53080752
>if one has nothing to hide, one has nothing to fear.
"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt" - Adage of the inqusition

Give an example of tabletop acceptable vs tabletop standard. I want to know if my shit can be used

>>53080779
That's because their citizens are literally braindead workers with no autonomy that automatically sperg out when their leader dies.

How easy would it be for someone in the know to pose as an inquisitor?

>>53080779
The Tau are a weaboo caste society whose rulers have magical compliance powers.

>>53080779
And the Tau got buttfucked by a genestealer cult. See how well that system works in 40k when those weird neighbors could literally be trying to topple the planet?

games-workshop.com/DVvoucher

Link should work, little info but what else is there to talk about.

>>53080802
The Tau have as much autonomy as humans. Equally capable of defying authorities. Ethereals like the Inquisition can't be everywhere. See (Farsight when he was in the empire, Puretide, Darkstrider, the earth caste that keeps stealing funding to make big suits, and the growing Farsight sympathisers in the empire).

>>53080752
>actually defending a police state
/pol/ was right again

>>53080809
It's a hit or miss honestly. If you say you're an Inquisitior and know just enough and have a copy / a real Inquisitorial Rosette you're pretty much in the clear, but you better DAMN well hope you never run into a real Inquisitor.

>Kharn
>Thypus
>Ahriman
>Lucius

Who is the best captain?

>>53080779
the tau control a tiny region of space, don't shit out psykers regularly and don't believe everything is ordained by a corpse on a throne.

>>53080133
Who ever elric of melnibone is in 40k

>>53080779
The Tau have nearly a 100:1 ratio of citizen to case worker though, the imperium is several millions worlds choked in bureaucracy.

They need the fear to keep the populace low enough at only the most serious incident need action.

>>53080841
>The Tau have as much autonomy as humans.
Which is why Imperial Guardsman go beserk and autistically ram their Leman Russes into the enemy and destroy it when their Commisar dies, right?

>>53080855
Ahriman, he has had character growth and its rather sad.

>>53080820
It was caused by the Tau seeing all xenos life as worthy of understanding and respect so they allowed the genestealer hybrids to live to for science. Once things got out of hand, the Tau brought the hammer down. They learned the listen clearly.

>>53080855
Ahriman seems the only to actually give a fuck about those under his command, maybe Typus to a lesser degree.

Would it make sense for an Inquisitor to use a bottled gretchin as an ork detector? I mean, they're all connected on some psychic wavelength so if you hook the grot up it would alarm you when you're close to other orks, right?

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>>53080855
Crunch.

>>53080902
You'd just end up with a bottle full of ork organisms.

>>53080752
>relinquishing this much power to the state
>but if yout got nuffin to hid, ya'll got nuffin to fear.
shit like that will be abused by the state nuggah
you sneeze the wrong way and you'll be fucked, creatures do not and cannot live in a state of constant fear of retribution without going fucking nuts

>>53080855
>Kharn
A gigantic dickwad with a shitty accent, fuck the stupid memes this guy is a real nigger
>Typhus
Eh, he smells bad and is the sole reason his legion turned traitor but I guess he's not a bad person
>Ahriman
The only decent human being out of the 4, actually gives a fuck about his men and genuinely felt bad when the Rubric went wrong.
>Lucius
Sick pervert, bleh

>>53080883
Only when his ghost jumps out of the corpse and demands it.
>Hmm...Schola Progenium should start researching the possibilities there...

>>53080779
Because GW never delves into the grit. Although it would be a great bit if GW goes into the fluff of the Hive Worlds full of humans that the Tau took during Damocles.

>Oops all those untrained, unregulated Psykers are exploding into Daemona left and right we got some serious Chaos Cult / Daemonic Incursions.

>A wierd sect has sprung up in a system They're followers of the four armed Ethereal? Do we even have a four armed Ethereal?

>>53080779
>The Tau pull off
They pull off everything because they're written that way. Incidentally they have the worst lore out of all the factions, closely followed by Eldar.

>>53080883
Kill a living saint infront of an Imperial and you would probably get the same result.

>>53080870
>don't shit out psykers regularly

The Tau captured dozens of Imperial worlds and as far as we know two hiveworlds. There are hundreds of billions of humans living in the Tau Empire. Why aren't psykers and mutants a major problem for the Tau? Checkmate.

Does Lucius even have a character?

>>53080902
Not really. You'd probably end up with a bottle full of hungry squigs chewing your face off before long.

Better off hiring Blood Axe mercs as extra muscle to help find other orks than using a bottled up grot, to be honest.

>>53080941
Fuck you man, Kharn is great. No memes.

>>53080940
>b-b-but it'll get abused
Which is why all citizens should have the right to bear arms and a personal defense clause that is objective and absolute.

>>53080962
Because those humans don't reproduce.

>>53080855

Who among them has a waifu? I have no read the Ahriman series, does he have a waifu there?

>>53080972
>Which is why all citizens should have the right to bear arms and a personal defense clause that is objective and absolute.
>See also, Ork society.

>>53080888
> Ksi'm'yen is embroiled in a decade long civil war.
> Aun'ghol declares it cleansed.
> Aun'ghol is noted for acting strange and eccentric

Yeah, probably nothing to worry about.

>>53080986
Ork society literally has no laws. I don't see how it's relevant to what I'm saying.

>>53080972
Ok, fucking NO.
Fuck off to fucking /pol/ if you want to start this talking about this shit.

>>53080888
>It was caused by the Tau seeing all xenos life as worthy of understanding and respect
EXCEPT FOR THE INSANE, GREEN-SKINNED BE'GEL (ORKS)!

>>53080972
>Which is why all citizens should have the right to bear arms and a personal defense clause that is objective and absolute.
not necessarily, point being this level of slavery will break the human spirit

>>53080986
orks are the perfect ancap society

>>53080986
>Ork Society
>The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

>>53080985
Ahriman has the kinda soul and memories of a female inquisitor that almost killed him raddling around in his head

>>53081019
>slavery
They're still getting paid for their work, will be taxed fairly and treated like human beings. The only difference here is that the government has absolute control over the people.

>>53081004
Fuck those Tau names

>>53081030
is that real?

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>>53081032

>they actually gave him a waifu

>>53080957
>Although it would be a great bit if GW goes into the fluff of the Hive Worlds full of humans that the Tau took during Damocles.

They go into them a bit in the Damocles Anthology. To fix overpopulation on those hiveworlds, terraform them, and boost the production capabilities of the Tau core worlds, millions of hivers are put on ships and sent to the core Tau worlds where they are settled there and adjusted to their new lives with support from the Sept authorities.

According to a Gue'vesa protag it was remarkable how the desperate people of the hives demeanor changed from that of despair and fear into hope and contentment when they saw their new homes.

>>53081030
This quote always came off as fucking dumb to me, it's like saying that Bonobos have a perfect and stress free society. Well yeah, no fucking shit, because they're fucking monkeys.

>>53080940
That's a easy philosophy in a safe and easy universe.

But our neighbours ARE blood cultists are planning to murder your family, man-eating aliens are among you, they will set you on fire and bet how long you can do the burny dance.
And you daughter IS possessed by a daemon.

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>>53081007
You'z GIT! Ya zogging idjit! You dun't know da first think about Gork an' Mork!
We'z got plenty a' rulez! Most important - I'm in charge!

>>53081046
Yes anon, its a quote from an Eldar philosopher.

>>53081046
It's some eldar philosopher shit. One persons opinion.

>>53081054
The cringe is real.

>>53081004
Nice fanfiction faggot

>>53081059
They do, Ork just add technology and kulture on top.

>>53081050
>>53081032
It's not her soul. It's a mind shard of Ahriman that represents Ahriman's guilty conscience and his desire to be judged for his crimes. So it's Ahriman himself in the form of a woman.

>>53081007
One law: Might makes right, enforced by everyone, everywhere all the time.

>>53081089
>Ahriman as a woman

Yeah, I'd bang Aherman. Ahrimina?

>>53081089
So like a waifu then, agreed.

>>53081089
>Ahriman is his own waifu
Next level.

Does Mortarion hate Nurgle like Magnus hates Tzeentch?

>>53081079
Genestealer Cults codex, Anon.

>>53081089
>Ahriman himself in the form of a woman.
>It manifests itself as Ahriman (Armour and all) in a red and gold dress.

>>53081089
So, he's gone so far down the waifu hole, he's waifued himself. Fine tastes if I must say so myself. but I can't imagine magnus is too proud of his son for that

>>53081084
Orks are literally space niggers, they aren't intelligent enough to understand concepts like peace (well technically they can't because it's written in their DNA) or diplomacy. That's why they don't worry about such things, unlike humans or eldar who actively seek out the least destructive and most cost-effective solutions to problems.

>>53081099
>So yeah, his conscience is a waifu

Jiminy Cricket best girl 10/10

>>53081105
Magnus doesn't hate Tzeentch.

>>53081115
Orks had diplomats during War of the Beast.

>>53080578
>What's the point of this?
Read Orwell's "1984".
>This would only lower the lifespan of the Imperials from all the stress.
Who gives a shit?

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I've been away from this general for months, and I was wondering what kind of changes has there been to the world of 40k lately? Pic is highly unrelated.

>>53081089
>when you become so mentally fucked up you go full schizo and waifu yourself
brb gonna start a TSons army

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>>53081007

That's where you're wrong. Orks do have a societal structure and social contract based on wether you're a git, whether you can krump other gits making you the boss, and if you is fightan'.

You may not respect or appreciate their streamlined approach to society but it's there. That's why you're a git.

>>53081089
>AHRIMAN WANTS TO BE A LITTLE GIRL

>>53081136
8e is coming. Check out the official community site.

>>53081136
The emperor was reborn as a little girl.
Horus came back as his head on a cat's body.
Turns out Creed was Ferrus manus alllll along.

>>53081132
>le war of the beast maymay
Oh come on that series is such shit, I'd read fucking CS Goto over that bullshit anyday.

>>53081136
40k is AoS ruleswise now. Guilliman is in charge of the Imperium, which is split in two by a giant warp rift. Cadia died, Biel tan got fucked up and the Eldar God of tge Dead showed up. Commoragh got wrecked a bunch too.

>>53081115
Ork know diplomacy and DO seek the most effective solution.

We can krump them good now, or spend centuries letting them peck away at us in a cold war before krumping them.

>that one time when the Death Guard argued if jetpacks and bikes are fluffy for nurgle or not

>>53081173
Where are they at with Slaneesh so far?

>>53081107
Oh please, codexes always make shit up to make the army look good. How would you explain some bug mutants taking over a Tau world and converting an Ethereal? You can't honestly be THAT retarded.

>>53081098
>>53081113
Not a gender bend. The guilty conscience of Ahriman took the form of the late female Inquisitor that hunted him for so long. She is just one of his many shards of personality populating his broken mind.

>>53081007
Except they do. And it's a pretty streamlined approach.
>If you're the biggest one in the room you're in charge.

Orks never freak out because they always have an easy to follow guideline. No need to worry about insulting a stranger only to find out he's your CEO. You'd know tgat if some git is smaller than you there's no way he's in charge.

>Orkz are /fit/

>>53081178
You mean, that one time when a single WAACfag tried to justify his unfluffy spergy garbage

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>>53081019
>orks are the perfect ancap society
Maybe.

The fact the universal currency for Orks TEEF, which Orks grow out faster than sharks, makes Ork society even better.

Hell, they don't even have to worry about a healthcare system! In fact, visiting a Dok is the absolute LAST thing the average Ork wants to do (mostly because Painboyz are zoggin' bonkers when it comes to "unnecessary experimental surgeries").

Yet another reason why Orkz iz best!

>>53081184
Nothing's happened to it. Same as ever.

>>53081190
>make shit up to make the army look good
What's wrong with that? Only Nids are cucks who have fucking fluff stories of their armies getting wrecked by everyone.

>>53081132
Hes hated each of the gods since he realised tzeentch manipulated him into destroying the human-webway

>>53080546
Who the hell do you play that they care about tank shocks?
>>53081177
>or spend centuries letting them peck away at us in a cold war before krumping them.
An Ork war is never a cold one unless they're lead by Ghazghkull. Otherwise the Warboss just loses his clan/tribe/warband to desertion and infighting.

>>53081201
IT BEGINS

>>53081207
>they don't even have to worry about a healthcare system

It helps that they can survive most injuries. Tho if you lose your arm you betta visit the Dok else you'll be zoggin' useless.

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>>53081158
Ah.
>>53081159
Sounds fun.
>>53081173
> Guilliman is in charge of the Imperium, which is split in two by a giant warp rift.
You can't be serious.

>>53081217
He killed a bunch of his own guys because he found out they were working to free him from Tzeentch.

>>53081195
>You'd know tgat if some git is smaller than you there's no way he's in charge.
Only outstanding exception to that rule is Ol' Man Yarrick (even when he's imprisoned by the Orks they're still terrified of him).

>>53081217
Clearly people with loaded dice who never think about morale tests :p

>>53081218
>An Ork war is never a cold one
Because Orks know better.

>>53081207
Also: no ork has ever built a road.

>>53081225
Guilliman did return and there is a huge warp rift in the middle of the known universe, I don't know if it severed all travel and communication though.

>>53081240
Have they ever built recreational nukes though?

>>53081227
They were weakening him by destroying the demons he made pacts with, there was nothing that could sever him from tzeentch in doing so. He still hates the gods.

>>53081225
Guilliman was brought back by a Xeno-Ad Mech - Inquisition plan using alien magic.

And now Guilliman is building super-Marines.

>>53081231
Well 'ez big onna inside.

>>53081240
Course not, that's gits, Orks just walk and drive and drag shit until it builds itself.

>>53081233
By the way, anyone know where to get good quality loaded dice that have matching regular dice?

>>53081078
Why do you hate happy ending?

>>53081184
Still around. Still very important as the great enemy of the Eldar as a whole and the Ynnari in particular.

>>53081240
Can't use a road to krump gits, now can you?

>>53081195
Orks are also never broke, they can always pay with teeth, their own if no volunteers are in punching range.

>>53081207
Zactly, and teeth naturally decay so have to be spent while they're valuable, only stuff you can hoard is.. stuff, and you have to use it or some deffskull git'll run off wiw it, and it'd be your fault for having stuff you weren't' able to keep.

>>53081275
Why do you hang around a 40k thread?

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>>53081251
>>53081264
That's entirely stupid sounding.

>>53081089
Tulpa waifu

>>53081316
Well, GW didn't bring Matt Ward in for consulting last year for nothing.

>>53081333
Don't forget the token Gay Knights guy who did absolutely nothing but got his own model and rules.

>>53081178
I mean personally if Blight Drones are fluffy for Nurgle I see no reason to think why jetpacks wouldn't be. They'd just need to be Nurglified.

Bikes also seem to fit the whole tide of filth motif as well.

But meh.

>>53079624
Brass Scorpions but FW is cheating.

>>53081345
It's not for Nurgle, it's for Death Guard.

>>53081316
He also put cypher in the best prison on terra when he visited his pops on the golden throne, after promising to get him and the fallen there

He broke out of it in a paragraph

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>>53081333
They actually did that? Got a good kek out of me.

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>no more formations
RIP CSM and KDK

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>A former Imperial Guardswoman's first mission for the Inquisition pits her against shadowy foes, not to mention the local Enforcers, as she investigates a cult…

>A non-SoB, female as a main protagonist in a 40K product

Is this groundbreaking?

>>53081363
Yup. And now girlyman is cooking up supermarines who are bigger and better than regular marines.

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>>53081397
>What is the Enforcer

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>>53081361
Wow.
>>53081406
I always knew it would end up like this.

>>53081231
>orkz
>taking prisoners
What in the everloving fuck

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tau time

>>53081360
>>53081345
>>53081178
It was a shitty argument to begin with.

One arguing that "no emphasis on specialised troops" meant "only foot infantry, nothing else ever, Mortarion ordered everything but power-armour and bolters thrown out an airlock" and the other that "2x5 Plague marines, 15 havoks and 45 plague bikes is perfectly fluffy"

>>53081434
Also Magnus got trapped in the webway or some bollocks

>>53081440
>Not knowing basic lore
>Not knowing basic Ork lore and bitching

Do you write for GW or something?

>>53081440
Orks take slaves all the times. In "Baneblade" an Ork warboss offered an Imperial a female slaves as sex toys in he would agree to serve him.

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>>53081397

She's kinda hawt to be honest...

>>53081440
They do that all the time, slave forgeworldr are a favourite.
Hive-worlds less so, but they make a decent battery farms.

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>>53081397

What dat?

>>53081482
tech priest, duh

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>>53079215

Hello Warhams.

New player here, wanting to collect Dark Eldar. Bunch of friends are getting together and making some 500 points armies.

Would love your thoughts on this list.

>>53081482
Tech-priest with a silicone face.

>>53081495
Why does he wear the mask?

>>53081482
Special snowflake Mechanicus/machine/cyborg thingy character

There is one in almost every BL book

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>>53081443
>Squats
Some of the most diehard fans I've ever seen.
>>53081454
Awesome. Have a pic.

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>>53081397
THICC

>>53081502
Nobody care till I...

>>53081500
>Would love your thoughts on this list.
Wit until 8th before buying shit.

>>53081423
thank god, there's still hope for these threads

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>>53081518
Classic Inquisitors

Even Ravenor had a thicc girl

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>>53081443
>will there also be a focus article about Sisters of Battle?

>>53081500
>new
>already falling for the 10pt non-HQ meme
I'm glad this cancer is going away.

>>53081443
>salty sob fags still going at it
jesus

>>53081570
Hard to call salty people with 2 decades of neglecting. GW never had the dignity to axe SoB

>>53081500
I suggest you and your friends play shadow war until 8th drops. No point in learning 7e now when it will be dead in a month.

>>53081468
>Ork warboss offered an Imperial a female slaves as sex toys
wait what. I mean this implies that orkz know what sex toys are, and given that they are asexual, it's kinda scary

>>53081583
They should've squatted your meme faction long ago, but then the cultural marxists would have a field day with them which is not something they want in a cucked country like the UK.

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Some more work on the Squat Company Command Squad. I'm having fun with it thus far.

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>>53081583
This. They got a taste of new stuff, and now they only want more.

>>53081544
>>53081569

Its two starter sets, which I assume will still be relatively viable 8th Ed?

Also whats the problem with the very cheap HQ choice? Seems better to get more bodies in than the main choices which are pretty squishy.

>>53081622
Runtherders breed animals and slaves, not just grots.

>>53081622
They probably have a coded understanding of the other species's biology.

>>53081592

When is 8th Ed coming out?

I might be mistaken but it seems that you can only really play Wyches in Shadow war with DE? Is this true?

>>53081625
Seem you got trigger by some girls? Do you visit /r9k/ a lot?

How do Orks treat their slaves?

>>53081672
Like snottlings and grots

>>53081662
Kek you're the one who sounds triggered. I'm just being real, GW won't finally squat them because they're afraid of feminists.

>>53081661
It will come out next month. Announcement should be early June with a mid June release. If you and your friends plan to play regularly then you can play shadow war campaigns which allow you to recruit special operatives (succubus, haemonculus, scourge) on a per battle basis.

>>53081013
Fuck off back to your liberal safe space.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>53081643
oh okay

>>53081698
>GW
>PR
Kek you sure are from /r9k or /pol/

Have your (you)

>>53081699
Sorry but you can only use Marines, Orks and IG in Shadow War.

>continue reading Carrion Throne
>A little girl asks the Schola teacher why did the Emperor create 9 Primarchs, matching the number of the 9 evils ones (read traitor primarchs) summoned from hell, instead of creating hundreds of them
>The schola teacher responded by beating up the little girl with her electro-lash

Spanking children is one thing but using elecro lashes as discipline tools? At any rate she asked a good question.

Also this confirms that the wider Imperium has no idea who the traitor primarchs are. They are just known as horrible monsters summoned from "hell".

>>53081724
a-anon, i-i...
I don't know how to say this to you, b-but
you are mistaken.

>>53081698
feminists dont care about smelly neckbeard niche hobbys cause there is not enough attention. they didnt cared about gaming at all until it became mainstream.

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Gee, wonder _who_ could've been behind this post

Definitely not _somebody_ who tried to get a GW employee fired

>>53081724
I'm afraid you're misinformed.
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/ShadowWar/SWA_Killteams_ENG.pdf

>>53081731

desu I think its because Primarchs are very hard to make so mass-producing them would be out of the question. That and all the tech got destroyed when the Chaos Gods flung them into the warp or someshit.

>>53081672
Unskilled labour gets motivated with whips, collars, souped up cattle prods, squig hounds and ten dto be fed.. dead slaves

Af course ork society is a meritocracy so if they are useful, tough and curthruat enough, they can earn considerably better treatment, some get to the point where they might get third pick for loot.

Of course if the boss tired of them, or needs a scapegoat...

>>53081622
Read Baneblade. Long story short he was offering a sex slave to a 100 year old techpriest who had just spent a week dying in a space pit in an effort to get him to fix a shadowsword for him.

He had NO idea what he was doing and when the techpriest refused the warboss yelled that he was doing everything the Nob he was emulating was doing and he didn't understand why it wasn't working. Then he spiked the techpriest on top of the looted shadowsword like a war trophy.

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>>53081429
-Equality-

>>53081722
>getting this assblasted about reality
>m-muh /pol/ boogeyman!
Top kek, not an argument faget.

>>53081735
>y-your wrong
Not an argument.

>>53081736
Wrong, they'll attack anything they can invent an excuse to attack.

I hope SoB do get squatted just for the smug factor in the face of Dumblr's rage.

>>53081767
and this is starting to get hilarious, despite being horrible

>>53081749
What's worse:
a) Shitting on the floor

b) Picking up the persons shit, running around and showing it to everybody so they can see how gross it is.

>>53081815
Being an indian is worse for sure

>>53081801
>>53081756

>>53081749
Come to think of it, I bet you some of Guilliman's new super marines will be female. They need every body they can get in the fight for the Imperium and the new tech allows them to create female astartes.

>>53081731
That's just the UK bringing it's life into the lore. Ever listened to pink Floyd? British teachers were dick heads

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>>53081881
>British teachers were dick heads
How bad could British teachers possibly be?

>>53081850
The old tech did too, the emperor never created female marines for fear they might one day be able to reproduce, and marines would replace humans

>>53081054
That's fucking utopian! In 40k!

Where did the Tau get the food to feed what's basically 3 Chinas in an area the size of New Jersey while moving them hundreds of light years to new planets? How did they convince that many people to leave given how many people hate leaving even the shittiest ancestral homes?

How did they control this many people immediately after toppling the old regimes? The Hive should be in absolute chaos and anarchy. How did the Tau find enough ships to move this many people in any reasonable amount of time? How did they convince the destination planets to take on so many refugees? How did they build the infrastructure of the destination planets such that they had work to do for these refugees? And how did they resolve the gang wars taking place in any given underhive?

I could accept these issues being resolved in, say, a particularly happy Star Wars novel, but at this point the writers can't even pretend the Tau are anything but a Utopian society in what is supposed to be "The grim darkness of the 41st millennium" in which there is "only war".

>>53081443

So every faction gets a focus article?
That easily gives like another few weeks of content to stretch this out

>>53081948
The answer to your paragraph is war and not giving anyone the choice

>>53081913
Except the needs are different. For the big E he was worried about Space Marines replacing Humanity. He expected to succeed and planned for the future.

Rowboat needs as many Marines as he can get he'll worry about the consequences of his actions IF there is a future. In fact having to worry about Space Marines replacing humanity is something he'd rather WANT to deal with because it means that the Imperium has survived and humanity has a future.

>>53081948
Canonically, a single Tau city is capable of supporting billions, all living comparably (see Planetstrike). This is the power of technology married with good social planning. Heck, the Tau even give all the humans free healthcare and education.

>>53081969
>he thinks gw recognizes more than 4 factions

>>53079867
Actually I heard cruddace was taking over gw entirely, and that a law was passed decrying Nids would be shit forever, and that the pope gave it his blessing, and then gave cruddace a handjob using holy water.

>>53081731
>Spanking children is one thing but using elecro lashes as discipline tools?
the schola is special forces indoctrination in the space fascist future, not a regular school

>At any rate she asked a good question.
main purpose of the schola is to get them to toe the party line and never question authority

>>53081969
If they were planning to do these daily reveals it was pretty much given that each faction will get a day dedicated for them.

>>53081978
I doubt that, Gulliman has already stated how disgusted he is with the imperium, and he holds the same values the emperor did. Female space marines will never happen, and it has nothing to do with sexism. Women are the ones that get pregnant, a human man could in theory impregnate a female marine, but not the other way around cause science and shit

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>>53082011
Kek.

>>53082011
My uncle works at Nintendo and he can confirm this. Get rekt bugfuckers.

>>53082011
ew. water's a shit lubricant.

Do your realise how annoying it is to have your army shat on by the game designers repeatedly?

>>53082083
Ever wonder about the process of making "holy water"? It's gotta be good for something.

>>53082096
PLAY UNBOUND

All armies are balanced in unbound
(Eldar are still better than everyone)

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O hai guys, we heard you're having trouble in the 40k Universe and are here for 40k/AoS crossover party. We'll be playing for team Squat

>>53082096
Stfu, Nidleaf

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>>53082082
He's been doing that for years.

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>>53082129
>Nidleaf
What's that all about? Canadians are yuge Nid players?

>>53082096

8th edition is being balanced by outsude sources that play a lot of competitive 40k, as opposed to their own game testers in the past.
Expect to see a shift in power.

>>53082162
Yes.

>>53082042
I don't want to get too in-depth with this shit as we have the argument every other week, but would marines even produce marine offspring (were such a thing possible)? Since all the implanting and tampering is done to a teenager, his DNA isn't being altered so at the genetic level he should possess a "human" gamete. Never mind the fact that they are likely mentally if not chemically gelded to avoid distraction from duty or temptation of corruption. Am I right in remembering that actual genetic engineering is highly taboo in 40k, or is that just cloning? In which case, what the hell are vat-grown creatures?

>>53081451
From memory, the guy had 5 (five) bikes with Mark of Nurgle in his Death Guard detachment and the other guy lost his shit over it

>>53082170
There is some hope I guess.

USAfags fuck up nother thread.

Classic

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>>53082183
When was this confirmed?

>>53082170
source?
Its what they did for sigmar, so I wouldn't doubt it. But its the first I've heard of this.

>>53082206
It is a meme. Ignore and report like usual.

Beside we all know only girls play Nids

>>53082083
Better or worse than actual shit?

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>>53082244
That's not to say they can't be CANADIAN girls.

Is SW:A any good? It seems the rules are very different from regular 40k.

>>53082251
depends on the shit. I would say worse in many cases however.

>>53082232

Frontline gaming and warhammer tv streams.

How are they going to do Ynnari with these new detachments, don't they only have three models with their faction?

>>53082202
Hey, at least we're not talking about how much we love genestealers.

>>53082191
To answer your question in the words of Jeff goldblum "life finds a way".

You are correct that it's highly unlikely but I wouldn't be confident enough to say impossible. Having sterile male marines just seems safer than female marines.

>>53081628

ADDING BEARDS TO GUARDSMAN DONT MAKE THE SQUATS!

>>53081993
Please, Taufag, stop bragging about your utopia in what's supposed to be a dystopian setting.

>>53081814
Say what you want about Guy Haley, but he's pretty damn good about "getting" 40k.

Orks hilariously brutal? Yep.
Imperium racist as hell against mutants? Got it!
Forgeworlds? Just read the introduction to Baneblade: Its exactly what you imagine a forgeworld to be.

>>53082264
its necromunda. Also yes.

>>53082260
True, but Nids are girl first.

The correct way to shitpost would be "Nidgirl" or something like that.

Instead we have lame as fuck and incorrect memes

>>53082232
It is known.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, for a clickable readable source, Blood of Kittens talks about Frontline Gaming testing 8e and not being able to complain about certain things as much as if they hadn't been involved in this article: http://bloodofkittens.com/blog/2017/05/02/games-workshops-big-mea-culpa/

Also like the other guy said, check the Warhammer TV streams.

>>53082275
Well it was better than fags bitching about buzzwords or something stupid like that

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>>53081993
Sounds boring as fuck my man. Life is worthless without constant danger

>>53081995

Space marines, Eldar, Evil marines, and... Space Marines+
?

>>53082318
Agreed, it's almost as if people who have just discovered /pol/ try to emulate what they read on other boards. It just doesn't work.

>>53082280
I mean heck, vasectomies today don't have a 100% success rate for men because the biological imperative is so strong it can just undo having the tubes tied/cut off. Honestly if they did want to go down the female marines route (I don't give a shit really, we have SoB/SoSs and if they get off their asses could make the odd female guard model) I'd probably have a line in the implant process along the lines of "Female reproductive organs removed to make room for more implants/muscle" or whatever. Marines are living weapons, any form of reproduction is superfluous,not to mention dangerous as a form of corruption.

>>53082337
numarines, spikey marines, eldar and xenos. obviously.

>>53082336
Every caste contributes to the conflict and frontier zones if adventure and action is what you carve. Contact you local water caste carreer planner for more info.

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>>53082318
Surely there must be a way to merge all three together.

>>53081993
The downside is that the humans have no say in the matter, of course. They can't just decide not to go along with it for whatever reason, they are compelled to follow what they are told.

>>53082275
>YNNARI ELDAR
>You may replace the CRAFTWORLDS, DARK KIN, or HARLEQUIN tag on any ELDAR unit with the YNNARI tag.

then tie power from pain, battle focus, and rising crescendo to the various sub-faction tag like

>If all units in a detachment have the CRAFTWORLDS tag, then they gain the Battlefocus special rule.

>I’ve been back here on Dal’yth these last five months… a half tau’cyr, convalescing. They’ve got me working alongside the water caste in the acclimatisation programme, dealing with new commonwealth citizens relocated from across the Damocles Gulf. I watched the gue’la coming in from Mu’gulath Bay. Pale, half-starved, terrified. Watching their fear go is the most remarkable thing. Watching their amazement grow is the second most remarkable thing. I thought Gormen’s Fast was a dump, but compared to the hives of Agrellan, it was okay, and this place is a paradise.

>You give us all a choice, but there really is no choice, not a real one. I know that.

>remember when Hincks got it, gunned down by those swine outside of Hive Chaeron. I went to see his widow a few days ago. Nice place she’s got now. Good support from the sept authorities. Hincks’s kids are growing up to be model citizens. His boy says he wants to go into the gue’vesa auxiliaries like his uncle Jathen. He’s a healthy lad, tall and strong. I can’t help think what kind of life he’d have back on Gormen’s Fast. Probably be half-blind from working in the gossamer plants. Or dead. And yet there he is, cared for and fed and as strong as an ambull calf. Remarkable.

>I’m still waiting for the catch.

-Damocles Anthology

Between the Imperium and life in the Tau Empire, according to the Gue'vesa protag (who was a former IG), there is no choice. No choice as in, the Tau Empire is the real choice. Staying in the Imperium where human life is disdainfully discarded is madness.

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>>53082367
Except only Fire Caste gets to fight. And worse still, they can't destroy their hated enemies in glorious hand-to-hand combat.

>>53082331

My biggest concern with the new rules is that GW say that they ' have taken the rules playtest feedback into account' but dont actually and the game will be as shit as it has ever been. But this time they have an excuse or a scapegoat to put the blame on.

This is my main worry with the new edition.

>>53082417
This meant for this >>53082376

>>53082417
>Reading anything to do with the Damocles Gulf

>>53082422
Air Caste fight too.

>>53081316
Capital taste in fiction. I wish he'd write more of it and spend more time on the worldbuilding, that's inspired a lot of my conversions for my Mechanicum.

>>53082422
I mean... they can TRY.

>>53082450
But Phil Kelly wrote in it and helped the other authors with their stories.


It's really good.

>>53082438
I'm sure the catch will show up eventually. Space communism is modeled after real communism, which is great in theory, but eventually falls apart in the real world.

>>53082297
And adding beards, dwarf bits, and shortening their legs?

>>53081240

Roadz? Where we gonna go, we don't need roadz

>>53082467

>imperium is bad wrong
>the Tau are the only one true way and will win

Is he like the Xenos ADB?

>>53082520
Phil Kelly actually made the Tau grimdark. Too grimdark.

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>>53082460
Did the creator do this too?

>>53082438
As a follow up to >>53082487 I'd like to add that I don't deny that they may have higher standards of living under the Tau. Seeing as you don't really get much of a choice with the Imperium anyway, I can see why they'd be happy with the change.

>>53082422
Hey now. Ive had squads of fire warriors destroy my charging kroot
i wish kroot were better

>>53082488
T3 ain't dawi

>>53081628
The guy on the left looks like a dwarf in a dress.

>I AM A DELICATE FLOWER HUMAN , RESPECT ME THAT WAY