Is there an honest-to-god good system for lewd RP? Or is that

>>53068564
phone sex

>>53068564
Yes, it's called Pathfinder.

>>53068564
Maid RPG. Though >>53068639 is also a valid option.

Nordic LARP, apparently.

https://nordiclarp.org/wiki/Category:Simulation_of_Sex

>>53068639
>>53068657

There are lewd mechanics for Pathfinder? Are they 3rd party?

>>53068564

There is no real system for that. The most are things like AW's sex moves, which describe feelings. Or Bacchanalia's fictional inputs, outside of the character.

>>53068564
F.A.T.A.L.

>>53068782
OP said 'good'

GURPS using the entire Martial Arts book.

>>53068820
Even the grappling?

>>53068748

He's saying pathfinder generals here are basically a cuter and more degenerate version of MAID.

>which actually doesn't really "do lewd", it's pretty much just this:

A. Successfully attending to the master. (ie: housework.)2D6
B. Achieving a nice atmosphere with the master. (Romantic Activity)
2D6-3D6
C. Completing a major difficult goal the master assigned to the group (a scenario goal) (Mission) 3D6-4D6
D. Saved the master’s life. (Life-Saver) 2D6-4D6
E. Let’s Get Physical with the Master† (First time only) (Let’s Not Go There) 1D6
F. Doing the thing from E, but subsequent times† (Seriously, Let’s Just Avoid That Place Altogether, Hmmm-Hmmm-Hmmmm-Hmmmmmm I Can’t Hear You) (New Experience)

>>53068833
ESPECIALLY the grappling.

>>53068564

ERP is best when the rules stay out of the sex. What else you want depends on your kinks.

For instance, a system with a decent social combat system and soft or hard mind control can get some people off, while transformation or physical modification can do for others.

Although if you care enough you can do it in any system. But again, the most important thing for ERP being fun is keeping the rolls away from the sex.

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>>53068748
Yep, pick up the Fursona series and go to town.

>>53068810
Clearly you weren't drunk enough.

>>53068564
>tfw you will never lewd with Jeanette
I almost wouldn't mind the consequences.

>>53068961
The drunker you get, the less able you are to do the algebra required.

>>53069030
>lewd hard enough to pass out
>wake up to her sister
>she gives you the most disgusted look
What do?

http://web.archive.org/web/20080208112929/http://markovia.com/index.php?title=Rapture_Academy

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>>53069081
Shove a god damned stake in her and carry on.

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>>53068949
>or a single horse

>>53069147
On one hand, that's pretty standard for descriptions of spells that produce food.

On the other hand, FURRIES.

>>53068564

Depends on what conflict is integral to the ERP is without violating safe/sane/consensual, and I suppose what tasks in the ERP are best represented via a random roll that might fail.

>>53069294
Create food and water has one horse as three humans.

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>>53069147
It is just Furries

>>53068949
A species with this trait would be extremely overpowered.
Create Water in the Pathfinder system is a cantrip and able to be used without any limits.
This means that you would be able to feed yourself and another for an unlimited period of time while adventuring.

An entire species of these lactating creatures would also be difficult to stop because they would require no farming or other agricultural efforts.
With all of their physical needs fulfilled by their own body, that would mean they would spend all of their time and effort on other forms of industry and culture.
Hell, they could even be a net exporter of food without trying because each creature would provide twice the amount of food they need.