See the guy on the left? In this scenario, that is you. What're

>>53064395
>What're you thinking right now?

"Okay, fine, this is a situation where open carry laws would be alright."

>>53064395
"Huh, so THAT'S apparently a thing. Fuck, guess I owe /x/ an apology."

>>53064395
" Is that supossed to be a mouse? A face? Why would that thing have its eyes and teeth next to each other like that? Wouldn't it stab its eyes everytine it eats something?

>>53064471
>mouse
*mouth
Why the fuck did I write that?

>>53064395
"Damn, my ex got HUGE."

>>53064395
"Fucking typical. The one day when I have to go into London..."

>failed San check

WRAGGBRBRLBRLBRL

>>53064540
No no, just look at that guy - he's the only one of those three that PASSED his check.

Wouldn't be that calm otherwise.

>>53064395
" Still better teeth than the average british"

>>53064395
"I wonder if it has a hole I can put my dick in."

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>>53064395
"Fucking hell... my boss will fire me when I tell him why I can't come to work this morning..."

>>53064395
"I'm sure gypsies did this!"

>>53064395
" Fuck off, Arghabolhakh, I already called dibs on this dimension"

>>53064395

"Welp. If anything, this gives me an excuse to not go to work today."

>>53064553
That, or his brain chose "Freeze" out of "Fight, Flight, or Freeze."

>>53064576
>"Okay, I know it probably doesn't speak any human language, and even if it does it might not be female, and even if it is she might not be looking for a relationship right now... but can I really just leave without finding out?"

>>53064395
"Goddammit, I should have thrown out that casserole three weeks ago."

>>53064395
Masturbate. The threat of getting my cum in its eyes will keep it at bay.

>>53064395
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!

God damn it. Here comes Craig

>>53064395
>What're you thinking right now?
Really, Steve? You couldn't even try to have a LITTLE bit of buildup? Do you realize that CoC is not supposed to be a dungeon-crawl game?

Jesus wept. I don't even feel like finishing this fight. You told me this wasn't going to be a rehash of our last D&D campaign.

You promised me, Steve.

>>53064395
well, at least I die with style

>>53064395
"Oh, I should stock up on chicken."

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>>53064395
>I've seen enough hentai to know here this is going

>>53064553
No, he's the only one who failed. He's still staring at some ungodly horror. The others succeeded in their san check and decided to run away.

>>53064395
I have been to the plateaus of Ra'kkal. I have walked to the edge and looked into the abyss below. There is nothing in that abyss, only an infinite void of eternal emptiness. All is lost

>>53064395
"Eyes are a weak point"

>>53064395

HEY JOHN!

>Wave

How the kids man?

>>53064395
"Sure hope I pass my sanity check."

>>53064667
Skreeonk!
Hiss!

>>53064395
"Okay, reality is clearly bullshit. Time to see if I have superpowers."

>>53064395

"Oh, that's right, it's Thursday. Should have walked down main street instead."

>>53064395
I told Edward there was something wrong with those mushrooms!

>>53064395

>"Vera never has a second cup of coffee at home."

>>53064395
*unsheathes katana*

>>53064395
"good thing I voted for Chthulhu."

>>53064395
JESUS CHRIST LOVECRAFT WAS RIGHT!!

>>53064395
"Oh dammit Fluffy got loose again. What a hassle."

>>53064395
"fuckin' finally."

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>>53064395
"Where does a man get dynamite at this ungodly hour?"

>>53064395
>*One Punch Man theme starts playing*

>>53064395
I picked the wrong day to stop doing coke.

>>53064395
"Good thing I'm the protagonist, these guys are fucked."

>>53064395
"Man they looked way creepier in my head."

>>53067375
SEEMS LEGIT TO ME

>>53064395
Okay, how do I fucking kill this thing?

"Did I love the stove on?!"

>>53064395
"I'd totally hit it"

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>>53072651

>>53064395
"It could be worse. It could have a rainbow mane and a horn, screaming about friendship, french fries, and the effect of single-use paper diapers on global warming."

"Wonder which end it's going to stuff me in."

"DAMN CHLOE MORTEZ LOOKS LIKE THAT?"

Ok here's the plan.

Suicide

>>53064395
"And Terrance mocked me for putting on my skates on the way to our little ice hockey match."

>>53064395
>record scratch
See that guy on the left, there? Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here, huh? Well, buckle in, because it's a long story.
>cue Baba O'Riley

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>>53064395
Please specify.

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>if eldritch tentacle monster can be real then so too can lolis
>if I survive this, I must devote myself to finding the lolis
>long term goal: becoming a loli myself

>>53076563
Wouldn't it be more fun to tell us what they -both- are thinking?

>Well, its a cthonian and they're usually not this aggressive and open
>Either it has a problem that I could maybe help with
>Or there are 50 more right beneath the surface about to cause a 10 on the richter
>Fuck it, find a gun anyways.

>>53076580
Very well.
>left of monster
OH DEAR GOD WHY!? SAVE ME!

>Left-most character
Will a fire extinguisher one-hit knockout this thing? Can I wear its clothes as a disguise? How do I make this look like an accident...

>>53064395
"Why I have a pussy instead of face?"

"Do I have the time to end my own life?"

>>53064395
"For fucks sake, Steve, we can't take you anywhere."

>>53064395
W̱̦̣̰͈̗̝̺͕̭͔̯̟̥̤͟h̡̰͉̯̬̹͖͇̠̯͘͢ą̵̹̤͕͉̩̣͘̕ţ̶̷̦̻̫͚̣̠̻̩ ̛̞̘̙̘̞̮̤̥̟̼̤͈̞͜ͅt̵̵͙̫̫̣̩̠̯̗̣̕͜͟ͅh̨̭̟̦͖̟̼͇̖̤̠͇̱͠ͅḙ̡̮̯̥̘̖ ̷̙͇̜͚̰̗͖͈̠̣̤̞͜͠͝ͅf̨͉̥͇̰͚͖̱̭̭͖̻͇ų̷͖͉͙̠̜͈͇̞͘͜c̴̡̠̯̤̗̯͈͕̮̠͉̞̞̬͙̬͈k̵͚͚͖̻͞͠ ̷̸̻̼̮̺̮͓͇̣̖͓a̵̝͍̟̻̯͓̖͟͞m̨̛̛̟̗͖ ̷̸̢̯̯̣̗̘̠̮̝͉͓̀͢ͅÌ͈͓͈̘͔̪͎̳̠͚̖̱̩̕ ̶̵̮̩̣̤͎̀ĺ̗̮̫͔͖̘͙͖͔͈̫̻̺̬̫͚́͘ǫ̥͙̗̼́͟͟͠ơ̷͕̤̘͔͓̘̭̦͜ḱ̥̫̙͍͙̭͔̱̮͙̪̭̬͔̻͜͞i̸̵̺̱͈̰͍̼̖̬͖̠͔͕̼̘̙̞̩̬ͅn̤̤͔̟͚̱̖̤̜̦͝g̶̢̬̪͓̺̼̞͎̀ ̨̡̡̧͇̭̺͚͈̜̦̦̱͇̼̹̤͢a̸̖̥̥̬̤͎̯̖͙̳̟̜̠̬̪͟͜ͅt̨̨̛̛̟͇̺̼̜͙̮̻̼͖̬̮?̶̨̥̠̼̙͕̰̙̞̞̼̠̬̥̥̖̟͇͓͝
̱̘̼̳̼͖̮̳̞̦͖́͠

>>53064471
Glad to see someone else was thinking the same thing

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>>53064395

>Should've taken the sanity insurance after all...

>>53071190
After seeing the bald guy this is all i could think. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

>>53078101
What the fuck am -I- looking at?

>>53064471
They're not teeth. They're spines that make them almost impossible to swallow without them getting stuck in the predator's throat.

What kind of predator would swallow whole something like that, I'll leave up to your imagination.

>>53082630
Zalgo.

>>53064395
"Ah, you know what? I think I left the stove on."

>>53064395
'Fucking Prohibition, can't even set this thing on fire."

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>>53084815

That's going up my ass

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>>53085916
Hot. Take pictures.

"Huh, well would you look at that."
>quiet sounds of a brain shutting down

>>53064395
>I think I left the Neuralyzer in the car.

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>>53064395
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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>>53064395
My moment has arrived. DEUS VULT.

>thank god, I can finally die