You aren't a true wizard unless you cast fireballs.

>>53057691
>Not CASTING FIST

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>>53057691
>>53057755
Why not both?

>>53057884
Hm... can a Fire Elemental become a Muscle Wizard?

>>53057691
>cone of cold is not magic

>>53057691
I'd cast fire on her balls if you know what I mean.

>M-muh destructive magic
>M-muh martial prowess
>M-muh compensing for low int
Hahaha fucking brainlets.

Creation>Essence>Illusion>Elemental "magic">Destruction>Necromancy(literally bad creation/Essence)

>All these faggots
>Not Rego/Muto Corpus
>Laughinghermeticmagi.gif

>>53061863
>Getting the chance to cast a spell
>Ever
>LaughingNemesisTechnician.png

Seriously, though. I hope you know how to actually fight when Magic Cancellation goes up.

>>53062137
>Fight
>Glorious wizard

That's what my stooges, I mean, """friends""" are for!

>>53061863
Necromancy is literally the power of entropy which is greater than creation.

>>53062137
That's what flesh constructs are for.

>>53062303
>entropy
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

>>53062303
>Hurff durrfff is just entropy bruh!! why you so afraid bruh? here lemme just destroy all dese soul bruh is just entropy you don't hafta be mad, souls are not unlimited bruh, what is the flux of souls? We're all going to be dead man, it's like entropy!

Fuck off and take black sun with you.

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>>53062281
>>53062322
Keep talking, Heretics. More reason for me to DEUS VULT your asses.

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>>53057691

>>53062441
>InQUEERsicion
>Relevant
Lmao if you posted tol'rauko maybe you'd be just funny instead of also pathetic.

>>53057691
Fireball is a meme spell

wht r yu a casul?

>>53057691
Sure bud, you keep working on that fireball. If you need me, I'll just be in my specially created Demiplane working on a few new Clone bodies in case I die while researching the arcane secrets on the universe while you're making fire like a fucking caveman.

>>53057691
Good, wizards are shit anyway, thank Pelor I'm not one.

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>>53063283

>>53063296
Epic meme, dude. EPIC.

>>53063296
has no one considered maybe zarus figured out he's an asshole, so he's trying to be nice now? heal everyone, kill undead, make the crops grow? I mean, the man's wife died, can't he get a chance to change? now he's just a slightly racist grampa that's trying his best.

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Casting spells is so boring.

I just want to craft large mechanical suits and then enchant them to increase their physical material properties past what would be possible.


And maybe occasionally summon demons to cram into the suits as power sources.

>>53064145
Tech Priests genuinely scare the shit out of me.

I mean if your a normal dude in 40k and you see that, how the fuck don't you feel scared. It's like walking into a job interview and everyone is pointing knives at you.

>>53064265
Because the 40k setting is immature and stupid.
Why would anyone decorate everything with gaudy skulls all over the place? You have an intergalactic empire but someone everyone has the same sense of aesthetics other than shallow palette swaps and animal motifs.
It's like the writers forgot to make the humans in the setting humans.

>>53064354
That's why it's funny.

>>53057691
what is, if I specialize on another element?

>>53064265
well, I guess if you grow up with that stuff, it isn't scary anymore

>>53063877
Would that make him the Abrahamic god more or less? He had a kid then ended up turning a new leaf like an ex-con seeing his baby's face for the first time.

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Of course. Big, exploding balls of fire are the ONLY spells worth casting.

>>53057691

>>53063262
This nigga.
Seriously, my epic wish from last week can cast fireballs whenever I want, I don't even need that shit. I didn't even need to my entire wizarding career, a few well thought, well placed illusions and believable subtle charm spells are more than enough for most low levels adventurers.

>>53057691
thank you for your retarded opinion. a thread died for this.

>>53057691
Why is nobody posting lolis?

>>53057884
Dhalsim is an Oracle of Agni

Oni lolis are best lolis

>>53062734
Be quiet, you pedantic Yehudahfag.
Hey, remember that time a chick in bondage gear wielding a cestus and a whip BtFO'd your original empire's kings?

>>53062675
>I ain't gotta rescission shit
>In all caps
>Someone asks for explanation
But really, what were they expecting?

>>53063283
>Teleports behind u
"Nothin' personnel kid."
>Timestops
>Summons greater elementals
>Casts meteor swarm

>>53057691
I'm going to cast fireball inside her. with my dick

>>53062303
White Necromancy is superior.

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>>53057691
Very true.

Fire is free energy. Fireballs are straight up profit waiting to happen.

>>53058854
dont you mean you want her to cast fire on your balls?

>>53057691
Please. Fireballs are a cheap parlor trick. A real wizard's work is never seen, only experienced.

>>53068571
DELET THIS.
YEHUDAH WILL RISE AGAIN NORMIES AUS RAUS. WE'LL USE HOMUNCULIBAS SLAVES THIS TIME

>>53065584
I think you're mixing the order a bit.
He decided to turn a new leaf, and made the kid for that purpose.

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>>53061863
Divination necromancy is top tier.

>>53075501
More like boring tier. Nobody wants to play crossing over with Elren Daustus.

>>53075327
>YEHUDAH WILL RISE AGAIN
Sure... If your former bros in the Magus Order let you. And if you avoid the higher ups in the Inquisition. Then yes, you will be golden.
But if someone like Romeo or Marchosias gets wind of a big play, you're as good as dust. Never mind you actually trying to go after the Loli Empress. I hear her bodyguard's undefeated in the Tao Zahn.

But I'm a water elementalist.

>>53076277
Then team up with a pyromancer, and maybe a blacksmith or metallomancer and go full steam ahead.

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>>53075327
Yehuda Moon?
The webcomic about mormon bike hipsters?

It already did come back, there was a kickstarter.

>>53064354
>Why would anyone decorate everything with gaudy skulls all over the place?
>Why would naziz decorate everything with svastikas and eagles all over the place?

did you even take a look at the lore bro?

>>53076250
And not backstab each other!

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>>53076507
Yeah. That too. They're like an entire faction of wizard Starscreams.