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The Lumpies

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I must report that on the edge of our lands in the magic sparse grasslands there are a bunch of, well i'd guess you'd call them people that have come up. They are not elves and their not dwarves. I think they might be Dwarf/Elf hybrids. They're are sort of in between Elf Grace and Dwarf robustness. I call them the Lumpies. They wear furs, carry stone weapons, herd goats and seem to be capable of some basic farming. They don't have much magic.

What should we do?
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>>53057656
Just ignore them for 10,000 years.
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>>53057656
See if there's anything they have that we want and they might barter for. If not, then I say we either ignore them or see if we can re-locate them in exchange for some trinkets or tools. They might prove a useful bulwark against the beastmen tribes in the west.
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I think we should keep an eye on the Lumpies.
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>>53057656
See what sort of language skills they have for a start and determine if they are people or beasts.
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>>53057656
As the mad king of men I decree we give them an entire city and see what happens! My court made Insidio the Wise tells me that his holy experiments need more room and time so I'll let him rule it! SO DECREES THE KING!
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I want to fuck one!
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>>53057656

Lumpen folk?

i will summon my personal cavalry. i shall patrol the perimeter of the border, and should any such vermin cross to our threshhold, i will see to their removal.
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>>53061390
Why do all your soldiers look like sexy children?
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>>53057656
Do you even have to ask? Instruct the regional legion command to exterminate the inhuman filth. Scatter their ashes to the seven winds, leave not a single one alive. The High Assembly decrees so, the Blue Tower wills so, so it is written and so shall it be.
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>>53061390
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>>53065370
>the inhuman filth
Are you sure they're not human filth?
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>>53065559
Ok, have to ask, what's this from?
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>>53065731
American Gods I've been told.

It's on the Filename thread.
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>>53065559

>that last arrow in the foot

gets me every time.
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>>53065560
>elves hybrids
>humans

choose one and only one.
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>>53065559
>Jack and the Three Blind Archers
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>>53068090
Nice
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